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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

You shouldn't be giving us diagrams of where you hide the bodies WM.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

Warehousey! Nice :D

Also, I am watching the day the earth stood still. It's quite poor so far

ACtually I downloaded the wrong film, this is the day the earth stopped.... it's very cheap

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

i saw that the other day

so long as you don't take it too seriously, it's quite fun :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

I didnt expect it to be this cheap :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)

the bit with gort at the end is pretty cool

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

I am in awe of people who can do this

Where were you when I did my C&G module on design plans? I passed by the skin of my teeth because of my crap drawing, especially cross sections.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)

i find the easiest way is to trace some basic lines from a photo of a square room to get the perspective right

then build the rest of the picture around that

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

blimey

That's a top idea.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)

sorry about not finishing the that other colouring yet

I've been a bit busy

also: WOO

(Peter_G, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

no worries, there's no rush :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

it could be

under Gacy's house
it could be
it could
it

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)

cor

ace as ever, sir

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:00, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)

: D

: D

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hahah

damnit it goes out of sync too fast

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

haha, it's slighty out of sync :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)

it wasn't until I read you say that

when I first saw it it was fine.. hmm.

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)

It works a few times then goes out

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)

well you got that bang the fuck on :D

top work :D

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)

Cheers :D

Wish I'd got the second one a bit wigglier

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)

really?

It's not even close for me. Not slightly as said above but seconds out. The top one is ready to pounce whilst ceiling fox is still dangling.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)

Sorry

Works great from here, but I'm using IE.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)

No need to apologise.

It's not a complaint. I just figured if some people had it slightly out and i have it way out it has to be browser specific.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

Cool.

I only gave up on firefox recently, cause it kept crashing all the fucking time.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

It's not a browser thing

It's an internets thing. The animation starts when the image is loaded. There's no mechanism to start or keep them in sync.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:26, archived)

I am using IE

When it first loaded it was completely out of sync. After I refreshed it was perfect and remained that way.
I refreshed again to see if it would go out of sync again and it didn't.
I think it depends on which way the wind is blowing.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

i've been letting it loop

i think one of them runs very slightly quicker than the other, it goes in and out of sync over time

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

this is ace!

made even better by it going out of sync and Doctorin' The Tardis by the Timelords making it increasing surreal

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weaver., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)

this is so very awesome

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)

Woo!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

*applauds*

also you should link to the source, its an awesome bit of footage, especially watched in HD

here www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP15zlyra3c

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)

That is class

WYH

(Dr Frank, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)

F___ tha protester coming straight from the Scotland Yard...

(Randy Homemaker Going nowhere at his own pace on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

Young nigger got it bad 'cause I'm fucking 'ard!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

ive updated my advert

had no takers last time

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

Go kitty go!

Nice one :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

If he fires strobe lights out of his bum

I'll have him

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

he could do

if you can find the right vet and a country with no animal cruelty laws

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)

\o/

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

Can I borrow the sign when your done?

Woo!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

sure

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

Hahaha

Techokitty

Big feesh
Ickle feesh
Down. The. Hatch!

EDIT: May I offer an alternative to your sig? I'm pink therefore I'm spam.:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

you forgot

to put the feeshy on the shelf :P

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

Are you calling me shelf feesh?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

hehe

me sir! no sir!

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)

Very lully stuff sir/marm

Run. Run while you can or you'll never leave!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

i was admiring from afar

for about 3 years so now im here im afraid your stuck with me

its sir btw :)

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

Well It's Mr teh riverghost to you matey:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

argh his head is going to unscrew right off

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

UNSCREW RIGHT OFF?!

STOP USING TAUTOLOGY MAN!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

damned saying the same thing twice tautologist

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

arf.......minor?

needs more rehab:))

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)

KITTY NEEDS SOME DOWNERS

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

Great stuff...

... made all the better by me currently listening to "One Of These days" by Pink Floyd.

He's going to cut me into little pieces... he just said so.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

hahaha :D

i love your stuff

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

Farmer Geddon
www.akasha.de/~aton/swfqw.html

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(Catnipppp, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)

...nice pic

"The following document, dated May 1979, was found on July 7, 1986, in an IBM copier that had been purchased at a surplus sale".......A reliable source then...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(Catnipppp, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

Glad you can see the joke

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

I heard from a bloke in the pub that Swine Flu is actually the NWO killing off the population with viruses

I said he was talking bollocks but then he told me he got it off the internet so IT MUST BE TRUE.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)

"Incidentally, "Behold a Pale Horse" is an excellent source of information concerning the New World Order, and I recommend it -- if it can still be purchased. It was US$ 20 when I bought it in 1991."

WHAT POSSIBLE MOTIVE WOULD PEOPLE HAVE FOR MAKING THIS STUFF UP?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)

Marvelous as ever! :D

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

Was starting to think that the goverment had taken you

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

"Get Orf Moi LAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDD!!!!!"

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

woo-superb art that...

and a fun-pun thrown in....magic:D

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

needs more sneezing

ZOMG Swine flu is a government experiment to arm the pigs gone horribly wrong!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

What's he saying, that the US government is somehow paying pigs to grow opposable thumbs and wield miniguns?

Monstrous!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)

groarororr!

yews gots a purdy mowf.

gow ohn peyglit screym, screym laaike er humayn.

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)

Nice

But the muzzle flash seems to be coming out of the wrong place...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)

Never trust a website where they can't be bothered to proof read

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)

made a documentary

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

You can do it....

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

cheers:).........it was all plain sailing upto that point

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

haha :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)

ha!

is this the new Donald Crowhurst?

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

It's just a punch to the left...

bindun?

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

took me a second to see that it was Stallone

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

Roman Bust Re-animation project, pt.4 - Philip the Arab

previously:
Caligula
Julius Caesar
Pompey

Thanks, all :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

Vinnie Jones?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

now that you mention it...

he'd make a good Roman

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)

I do like these.

Oddly I think it's the modern clothes which are the most important cue for imagining them as actual real peoples.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

that's a good point.

as I'm doing them it doesn't quite hit home until the bit of shirt is thrown on :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

bullet tooth tony?

woo for all of these!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

hell yeah these are all ace

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

Nice series :)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

cool

i am sure i once heard roman statues were somtimes painted to look quite lifelike

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

this project is so amazing

and should be presented elsewhere fancy, like the bbc or whatever, imho.

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zog why change it now?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

These are all kinds of wonderful.

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

*Clicks*

Any chance of you doing Alexander The great?
(Even though he WASN'T Roman)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Another good one

Any chance of doing Socrates or Diogenes of Sinope?

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

i'd be delighted to

here you go :-P

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

grand job that:)....bet the hair was tricky

saw one once, done 50/50 flaking effect too...worked a treat also

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

These are amazing!

May have to have a go myself

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

These really are quite amazing :)

top work

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

This is the kind of thing

that would make a good coffee table book. You should look into getting published.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)

theses are seriously good

they all look like nutcases

which no doubt they all were :)

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)

\o/

lovely works :)

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)

These Are Great

Marvelous work

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Sheep!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:56, archived)

thank you kindly :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

'Noon all

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

*makes joke about her tightening my nuts*

arf!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)

Hahaha!!

Is it wrong that I would?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

no but a ball gag might be essential

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

yes it is wrong

Because she is wrong

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

and 2 wrongs make a right

although what's going through this guys head is definately wrong

internetpopular.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/miley_cyrus5b45d.jpg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

lets face it, he could have a hard on and she would never know

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

she would if he climbed on

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

But how can anyone resist someone

who wears yellow dr martens?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Lesbians

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

Lesbians

women making lurrrrrrrve

to one another.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

*Spluff*

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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)

she annoys me

she also talks to fast and sound like she is an 80 a day smoker who is on helium

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

haha

yes she does

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

Ban 'er!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

is the other end"open-ended"...phwoar

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

No,

But one would imagine it is self-tightening.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

or even better...

adjustable!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

Mmmm

WD40.....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

the lube for REAL men.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)

I thought the lube for Real men

was that Encona's hot chilli pepper sauce?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

only for bumsex

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

Yes,

And she-males that work in garages.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

you've seen WAY too much porn

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Yes, thats right.

porn, that was where it happened. I mean, I saw it.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

I would like to see this greasy shemale garage porn.

Can I subscribe to your newsletter.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

YouCantGetFuckerThanAKwikFitFucker.GriffySavalas.com

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

404

Address not found :cry:

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

I just made almond icing and am dipping "Nice" biscuits in it.

Is this a good thing?

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

I thought they were custard creams when I picked up the packet though

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

Oh and the icing is pink.

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

go tell twitter

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

I think this makes you gay

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)

I think this means that he has confused b3ta with twitter

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:17, archived)

No I haven't

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)

The Alliance

My first one of these so please be gentle!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

Are the swans still there?

It's like a fairy tail

nicely :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

I shot all the swans.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

Is he doing a wee or a poo?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

Both all over himself.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

how can the fucking swans

not fucking be somebodies fucking thing?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

hahaha :)

When it turns up in the post, I am going to watch it again :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

the most enjoyable film

i have seen in a long time (did you see the soundboard i made for it?)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)

Same here, best film I have seen for years

I did see the soundboard, very good, don't know how good it would be for a prank call though

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

wasnt for pranking

it helped me exorcise my "belgian" demons!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

it's got a G ,an L and two EE's

nice one:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

I shall gently woo this then

woo

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

Soup Herb they will face the kitties coming in the opposite direction though

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

Hahah!

Ace.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

*gentles hard*

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

EWcomics 57 - Brick

Click for bigger (106 kb)

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

hehehe :)

And some good frog drawing there :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

ha ha frogs!

The best* of all structural terms.....
*after Terrapins

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)

It is indeed

People just give you a funny look, when you tell them what is is called

I can hear people googling it now, instead of asking :P

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

well...ask a silly question

what you expect?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

Anything but the obvious :P

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

He's a chip off the old breezeblock

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

PC Logan's methods of crowd control were unorthodox but effective

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

Hahaha PC Logan

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

Sorry TJ

Brushed teeth in a hurry this morning and spat out in an empty mug on my desk.
wanted a coffee so emptied another mug which I had barrocca in and had coffee.
Later had red ball and to recycle the can poured out dregs into mug 1.
Later wanted some green tea so poured mug 2 into mug one, wiped had tea.
Wanted some water so poured left over ribenna into mug one.
Lunch time teeth brushing poured into mug 1.
Nice lunch time glass of wine. Pour, about to take sip and phone rings.
Answer idiots self answering question.
Pick up mug one and take a nice big sip.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

Wow D:

And what are you going to call your cocktail creation?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

The Earls Court Never Do That Again.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

where does one subscribe to your blog?

far too much excitement for a Sunday ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)

www.has-my-life-really-come-to-this-when-i-need-to-read-this-utter-twaddle.com

Or it's mirror site www.dailymail.co.uk

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

----> Twitter

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

Do I look like Stephen Fry?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

haha.

You are a bit tall. How effeminate are you?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)

I'll have you know all my handbags are very manly*!

*bare a passing resemblement to Pedantichrist.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)

with less words

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)

Ewwwww!

better?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)

to few words now

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew ick?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

that could be in reference to anything

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)

swig out of a mug with toothpaste, ribeena, barocca, green tea and coffee.

Good enough?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

Damnit

Halfway through I lost the plot.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

Halfway?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

smack that card shuffling twat right up

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

I found Gambit cool when I was a kid.

Longshot was cooler though with his blades and mullet:P

EDIT: Then again I found X-Force cool so there's no accounting for taste.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

Hehehe!

Ooh, I say - top shop sir, very nicely done!
*clickies*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

Also:

Emperor
:P

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

Apple have changed the way it's spelt

because it's cooler and more expensive that way

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

Too late now.

ed: Maybe not.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

haha

Also: woo :)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

Hah!

Clever AND you got the fonts right. Tops.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

supercat needs more practice

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

Hahahahhahaha

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

Hahaha!

Nice!

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

Nice one, new person!

I'm embarassed that I haven't figured out how to make good quality gifs of that size yet. Any tutorials anyone can point me to?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

ive never used any

its pretty much hit and hope with gif animator 5 and photoshop and 10,000 edits per pic

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

yay-incoming..incoming:)

i'm sure me monitor wobbles as it hits

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

Hahaha

You've been to the new super cat park at Whipsnade too huh?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

but im guessing its very scary

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

It reminded me a lot of the 80's

With a cat attached to the car window just without the suction cups.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)

hahahahaha - yay for window cats!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

omg

they are everywhere RuNNNN

(whowotme nipple clamps, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

nice window shakage!

woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)

Hustlin'

(Maynard Human After All., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

E. Gold Teeth

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

F. An overinflated ego

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

who?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

any reason why

this is not in the cache and reloads with each refresh? Odd seeing as it's on b3ta hosting.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

I get this because i am young.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

Spent the afternoon sat on the lawn playing pacman...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

Hahahaha

now this makes me grin :D

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

fantastic - good afternoon everererereyone, how are we?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

We are grumpy

Sat inside revising and listening to people having fun outside in the sun.
BASTARDS, WHY CANT YOU AT LEAST BE MISERABLE OUTSIDE? THIS IS LONDON AFTER ALL.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

piss out the window on to them

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

Hahaha I'm quite high up, so there would be a pleasing amount of splash

Very tempting.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

nothing says miserable like wee-wee in your hair

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

"nothing says that's another £60 for an hour

like wee-wee in your hair" ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

he might get arrested...:(

better not encourage him..:D:D

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

Nicely!

I hope there were people watching you as you did that wondering
"what the fuck's he doing on his hands and knees taking pictures of daisies?"

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

Probably.

Taking photos of weird things is always a bit embarrassing.

There's some really bad graffiti near me that I want to take a photo of, but I always chicken out in case anyone thinks I wrote it and am proud.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

I had some strange looks snapping this

Some even weirder looks off my mrs when I animated it

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

of you traced round it...

no wonder:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

Chortle!

Thas nice! :D

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

super

looks like you won:D

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

I know this is crap

But Franklin, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

Heh. I wondered how long it would be 'til someone did that!

I thought it to myself about 2 years ago.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

My psychic skills are provided by Royal Mail

which may explain the delay.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

SATIRE!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

I'm here all week

Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

:) Bloody second-class stamps

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

I did that about 3 years ago

Then somebody else, 2 years ago which was reposted last year.
This is this year's offering!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

*groan*

And the woman sings like a chicken!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

Brilliant

It made me laugh :)

(Splurgy, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

Chortle!

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

hahahahaha

I studied that for a good few seconds before I could see what was wrong with it.
:D

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

What do the internal Os do

and where are the external Os?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

Not a clue! This was pretty roughly thrown together TBH and I may have cut off the rest of the word, didn't even bother matching up the fonts,

but as ever, it's become one of my more popular 'shops entirely disproportionate to the time and effort I took over it.

You just can't ever tell till you post it...

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

THat works so well as my diagram mind kicked in

Started at the top, read each in turn, ZOMG!:P

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

Found this in my garden last night

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

argh

Kill it with fire! Er I mean, very nice. Just don't step on it!

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Boras the anachronism, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Did you fuck it?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

Of course

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

drama in the dark..lovely rendered

ufo-unidentified flower organism:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

...or did it find YOU in the garden?

Huh? Huh?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

Facking outstanding

Looks like it might eat kittens, though.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)

dunno..

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

That's hypnotic

Is it speeded-up geological change? A shaken but creased duvet cover?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

3d water

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

It looks a lot like the movement of cloth

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

or very shallow water.

I guess cloth is like extremely shallow water.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

Yays

and boos that I someone managed to get into my office yesterday and nick my old mobile (fortunately I'd just backed it up) and my unused brand spanking new one.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Bugger

Have you tried a murderous rampage? I hear that can help to resolve these sort of situations.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Well I'd backed up my old phone.

Only spent £65 on my new one and to be honest, didn't like it and the camera was crap.
It's those poor B3ta Earls Court Road watchers I feel sorry for:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

WHAT!!!

You don't mean there will be no more earls court road watching!?!?!

Thats it I'm coming up there with a forensics team and a set of tweasers for tourturing the theif.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

It's gotta be fucking drastic if it makes you delurk!

Where the fuck have you been? Your tea's gone cold.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Possessions are fleeting.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Heard this one today:

Why does Karl Marx drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

-sad trombone sound-

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

Hahaha

Anyway I though that time was fleeting according the The Time Warp.

EDIT: How is herbal tea not proper tea though. A) the plant used in Asian tea is a herb and B) we had tea for millennia before that stuff arrived on our shores!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

Oh, you've spoiled it now :(

Go to your room and think about what you've done

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

1) I am in my room

2) I was a number two worthy of public commendation and a chatshow appearance.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)

Sexy

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

nice that :)

it's like a piece of water-can imagine a little boat on top

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Vanessa Feltz belly-dancing?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

I made a silly...

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

yay!

nice crowd re adding :)

very woo :D

I was planning ondoing something proper with this source yesterday... but I was hungover instead so all I achieved was this:

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

Yeh, that's where I first saw it!

I was actually pretty loose and carefree with the crowd cloning but you can get away with quite a lot when it's out of focus...

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

I was looking for where the repeat was

then 'I posted that and discovered your secrets :P

*i wont tell any one if you don't :D*

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

Hehehe!

Well,I always think you should try and clone from the furthest point away and afterwards the last thing I did was I re-centred and sized it...

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

I always try

to clone from several different points if possible to try and avoid inadvertent pattern recognition.

I have no idea if this is really a good idea or not but I have a gut feeling it is.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

sorry couldn't help overhearing

my lips are sealed too:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

LOLZ

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

quick he's drilling his way out!

nice silly :D

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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

Que chulo!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

arf....silly but...

far better than bullfighting

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

I'd be fine with it if they fought on equal terms

the bullfighter gets horns strapped to his head and can only fight by charging the bull.

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

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