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Frying pans at the ready...

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)

oof!

raise pun shields!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)

set spang-phasers to maximum!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)

hahaha, great :)

Night all

Take care

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)

nighty night!

don't let the ceti eels bite!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)

Night lovely smash, *hug*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)

*hugs back*

get snuggly warm and pull the blankets over your head, making a warm and comfy cave :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)

*parp*

sorry.

(Seebeedee, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

night you!

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enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)

Night

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)

Sleepy tighty Mr Otterby!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)

Night

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)

G'night.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)

Night

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)

ouch!

set phasers to pun!

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enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)

i want to do a poo at pauls

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)

Do a poo in St. Pauls,

think of the publicity

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)

SET GUNS TO FUNNY

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)

spang piss to what's 'is name

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)

oof!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)

highly illogical!

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)

hahaha, oh my - wonderful :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

Hahahahahaahah

brilliant

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

hahahah, jubbly!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)

Your punnage was impeccable, Captain

...we are in grave danger.

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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)

live pun and prosper?

worst would be ... REMEMBER!

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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)

Ahem. Bindun much?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)

Hah,

does this mean you take the blame for the dodgy pun?
:)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

Hadn't thought of that.

@rse

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)

later...

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 28 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

If you shopped in the glass effect than I'm in awe...

...even if not, it made me laughso you get woos

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Hey! I did this back in 2003!

But didn't get a FP.

/Bitter

www.b3ta.com/board/1477493

(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Fri 1 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

Horse Cock.

big.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)

I'm not getting on the back of that

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)

A wise course of action.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)

is the front

any better?

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)

There are cushions.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)

the prototype automaton version of the alien queen

was not a success

(woo)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)

It is a new breed of Alien for a new film

That is most sexy again :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:55, archived)

Bizarrely in line with young Micto there, sir

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)

I think micto should be worried

Sharing my mind is not a good thing :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)

alienpiss

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)

that shit's gonna

burn through the hull!

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enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)

\o/

Nicely...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)

let it, Hull is an odd place and a shit whole

The only reason they made the bridge so big was to inspire people to leave the place

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)

keep meaning to check out their

aquarium, mind...

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enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)

Probably the only good thing there

It was full of, what can only be classed as, Zombies

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)

zombie fish?

I'm there.

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enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)

i wish!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)

is it still full of lay abouts?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)

yes

they really should rename the place Hole.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)

this is the plot of the upcoming "28 years later"

where the characters are running a zombie aquarium, with a zombie-themed gift shop.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)

I really want this to be true.

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enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)

it's great

i was in hospital there last year, refused to go home and rest up till i'd been to the aquarium. the main tank is mahoosive!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)

right - I shall delay my visit

no longer!

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enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)

there's a lift you can go in

it's glass and attached to the side of the main tank. the ice wall is good, too. the parking is good, but the view from the cafeteria is crap.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)

thanks for the heads up on the cafeteria situation!

I wanna go in that lift a lot.

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enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)

it stops halfway

so you can get a good look around. you get aquarium-related puzzles for the kids to do on their way round when you pay and the gift shop is quite good.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)

excellent!

I might wait until I have little people to visit, then so I can take them, too.

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enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)

the sea life centres are great, too

you can watch them feed the sharks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)

mmmmm, acidic piss

it burns

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)

piss squared

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)

this is wonderful.

don't let ripley see it, she will try to destroy it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)

"You have 4 minutes to reach minimum safe distance..."

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)

how do i get out of this chickenshit outfit?

woo!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)

look into my eye...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)

a day in the marine corps

is like a day on the farm. every meal is a banquet, every paychecque a fortune, every formation a parade.
i LOVE the corps!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)

What do you want me to do private? fetch your slippers?

Gee sarge would ya? that would be great!

(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

wonderfully skeletal that one...

nice stuff!

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enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)

ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)

Weird and wonderful!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)

Only £4.99, from Argos...

Thanks!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)

I'll take a dozen!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)

no wonder they whiney

it is rather flashy

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)

Erm....

good?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)

erm...... this is erm........ something :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)

Yes indeed.

There's a switch underneath it, makes it walk around the carpet. It's great.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)

squiggles like tentacular mana from a demented heaven

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)

Whoa!

*mulls that over*

Cheers!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:05, archived)

mull it till it ferments

:)

ahahahah mullet.

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)

I don't know if i've ever told you, but i like that there i do

TJ : sorry thats all i'm doing latley... does anyone (yes maybe you maybe) know how to get on the nhs waiting list for a dentist? is there a number to ring?
Thank you

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)

Thank you, sir.

Can't help you on the dentist thing, though - sorry.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)

thats okay - have a funny thing to look at (2meg)

4gifs.com/gallery/d/82585-1/Kid_avoids_backflip.gif
how cool was that?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)

Ha!

Excellent...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)

have you tried nhs direct?

as far as i know, all you need to do is find an nhs dentist in your area, go down there and ask to be put on the waiting list.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)

whats the number please?

my last dentist died of cancer :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:13, archived)

0845 4647

at least that's what their website says

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:19, archived)

does it say if it costs money to phone?

i don't get all these 0845 0800 0300 or whatever they are now numbers!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)

0845 is not usually free

but it might be. if it's not free, the easiest thing to do would be to go on the nhs direct website and see if you can get a list of local nhs dentists. that way, you only have to call local rate.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)

the one listed died 6 years ago

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)

that's a bugger

try yell.com, they'll give you a list of all dentists in your area, plus their numbers. some dentists even have a website, which will be linked, which means you should be able to find out if they accept nhs patients.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)

Cheers mash

G'nite y'all

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)

no probs

i'm waiting to get one yanked myself.
g'night skuggly ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)

HA WOO!

haven't i led a sheltered existence!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:03, archived)

*eyes suspiciously*

Somehow I suspect not....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:06, archived)

JUST SO WE ARE CLEAR ON THIS

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)

Bwahahaha!

fabulous....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)

ron perlman turned out best

couldn't get decent sauces of the others :(

but fank oo :)

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

still like ron perlman, though.
don't ask why, i have no idea.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)

ron is awesome

and has been in some cracking foreign films

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)

he is

i loved him in alien resurrection

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)

chronos and city of lost children \o/

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)

i've got city of lost children

but it's on video and my machine needs a boot up the scart.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

it is being watched at the start of MESSYFILMNIGHT tomorrow

followed by Gozu then Tokyo Gore Police

and intermitent drug abuses.

hurray :D

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)

and return to the planet of the apes

of course

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)

of course.

and Captain America 2: death too soon

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)

sweet

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)

Oh god, I love crap things like that

and it even has the 70s pr0n music

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)

the film is hideously wonderful :D

campest piece of shite I have ever had the pleasure of watching.. also Chistopher Lee is the bad guy :D

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)

hahaha, this is a shit film that I must see :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)

it's torrentable

not sure if you're a member of demonoid.. but that's where I got it from.. I'd imagine there would be other sources though :)

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)

Hahahaha christ! They couldn't even be bothered to make the shield properly.

Also this

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)

hahaha, I fucking love that

I did just laugh out loud :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)

You're a bad bad man.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)

sounds fun!

i used to have monthly fright night, just me and the lads(other girls weren't interested in horrors) with a stack of the cheesiest gore flicks, 2 tables groaning with sugar-filled munchies and an ounce of the finest smokables. good times, good times ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)

he is a hard man version of Rolf Harris

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)

i was just thinking that!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)

That is all I can see when I see him

He should play Rolf, if they make a Biopic of Rolf

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)

i would watch that

is it just me, or does bruce willis look like an older version of reese from malcolm in the middle?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)

thing Joely from friends

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)

joely richardson wasn't in friends

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)

yes he was

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)

friends is not allowed on my telly

as it is a pile of rancid shite.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)

hahahaha, fucking great

but they don't have bad aids

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)

I tried to aids them..

but it looked shit(ter)

:D

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)

Heh

Buh? ;)

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)

wuh!

\o/

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

i must have missed something

when did ron perlman become rolf harris?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)

DID YOU NOT GET THE LAST MEMO

I ASKED FOR IT TO BE SENT TO YOU IN TRIPLICATE

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)

i filled in the tps report you cuntnugget

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

DID YOU POST IT ON THE RELEVANT NOTICEBOARDS

AND SIGN IN TWICE IN THE NEWLY ASSIGNED PLACES?

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)

then buried it in peat and composted it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)

THEN I AM NOT SURE WHAT HAS GONE WRONG

THE SYSTEM HAS BEEN PROVED FALLIBLE.

I AM GOING HOME SICK.

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)

LOLWOT?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)

*points down the board*

there's an explanation of sorts down there some where.

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)

Oh Im feeling too ill to do that,

now to watch MOTD2 :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)

HE IS ONE OF THEM!!

LULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULU

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

you miss-spelled 'LOLWHUT?'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)

LOLWUT? isnt it?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)

Hahaha,

well, I recognise Rolf Harris...

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)

and it starts again

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)

Ooops, should read earlier responses really

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)

bwahahahaaa!

i never get tired of this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)

PULSATE YOU SHIT!

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:50, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)

haha!

and yes, rolf harris - with a touch of wayne coyne from the flaming lips, perhaps...

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enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)

this is nice

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)

that's crackin'

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

Do you sell your arts?

You should, they're exceedingly good.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

they are not mini cakes and pies

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)

I'd still eat them in one sitting.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)

he makes for pies then cakes

he is a pie maker, not cake maker

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)

eh?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

Mr Kipling

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)

Just nod

It's easier.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)

*nods*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)

aw! cheers :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)

that is pure lovely, micto :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

lovely!

and what a delightful film, too :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

saw it again last night

it's almost perfect

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)

^ this

*wholeheartedly agrees*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

elmore leonard is a top writer, and soderbergh an excellent director

and back then, lopez still very much had it

perfection in a can

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)

All criteria fulfilled.

Yes, indeed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)

not knowing the film..

heres the soundtrack in my head..
"we've had a lovely week in bristol..10,000 quid is a fantastic offer considering the quarter mil has gone..but it's your choice,it always was."
The catch-22 DVD is worth buying for the alternative soundtrack..the director chatting with soderbergh through every scene.Insane moviemaking.
woo for the pic too.

(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:38, archived)

cool

i shall look it out

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:41, archived)

Bloody hell

Are you lot turning into a bunch of girlies?
Actually I haven't seen it but I thought it was a chick flick

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)

it's got bankrobbers and stuff

and a hot lady

it's not a chick flick*

*may have cross-gender appeal

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)

Car chases and guns too?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

Male criteria for a good film

1) Boobs
2) Explosions
3) Guns
4) Cars

Choose 2.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)

last two plus enbra'd 1

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)

substitute boobs for zombies

and you have my criteria for a good film

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)

keep boobs..replace the cars with zombies

job done

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)

fair enough

just as long as the boobs are real, i can't be doing with those plastic jobbies.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)

lots of guns

some cars, but no chases

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)

I think I confused it with another film

where she works as a maid in a hotel.
I never saw that either and don't know what it's called.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)

that'll be 'maid in manhattan' then

you nobber :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:48, archived)

That's lovely, sir.

Have a richly deserved *click*.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

evening!

and ta

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

A very good evening to you, too

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

how do

Was the film good?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

It was excellent.

Great mood-lifter, and bugger-loads of swearing, which is always good.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)

CUNT

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)

Yep, that made a few appearances...

:D

Edit: The phrase 'Horse-cock' has never been employed to such superb effect.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)

what movie is this then?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

In The Loop

Worth your time, if you liked The Thick Of It...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

ta!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)

FUCK OFF, LOVE ACTUALLY

(

zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)

The only thing I like about that filum is

the filthy PA to Alan Rickman.

Phwoar!

Edit:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:35, archived)

i hope that that photo is not a good likeness

as she looks like a transvestite call-girl

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)

She looks better with darker hair.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:43, archived)

she ain't my bag, baby

images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Heike+Makatsch&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:47, archived)

Lots of swearing in a comedy is good

Which is why I want my copy of In Bruges, now

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)

I've not seen that.

*torrents*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)

It is so very good.

(

zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)

well worth a watch

although with torrents you may well not get the oh-so-worth-watching deleted scenes and DVD extras

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

Darn it!

*checks to see how much it is on Amazon...*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:36, archived)

rent it and burn it, foo'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:40, archived)

Oh, that's bother and stuff.

*mulls*

Though I might just....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)

Nicely! :D

(

..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)

That's quite lovely

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)

this is beautiful :)

shame about the film it's from though :P

(

arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)

heathen

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)

meh

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)

psst

what film is it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0120780/

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)

ah, right.

haven't seen it. i tend to avoid anything with romance in it.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:32, archived)

GUNS GANGSTERS DIAMONDS FIGHTING

FUCKING EXCELLENT SOUNDTRACK

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)

i might give it a chance.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)

Edit: Pass the mop, micto...

www.imdb.com/title/tt0120780/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

sightpiss

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)

Good man, yerself

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)

cor

fantastic.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)

That's rather splendid!

*Click*

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)

That's rather beautiful

have a genuine click mate

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)

a geniune click as opposed to a an air-click?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)

One where you click the hide button by mistake

because your personal life might be difficult, and being trashed seems like an easy option out

like that

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:44, archived)

hahahah

bugger

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)

The females of the species seem to be

or at least to me

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:53, archived)

*internet manly hugs*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)

Genuine cheers fella

I cannot begin to describe how down I have felt this week

If only everyday life was more fluffy

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)

really, really lovely...

and ooo - chiaroscuro!

and have an actual click from me, too...

(

enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:46, archived)

the whole film is superbly lit

and this is my favourite part for the lighting

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)

you've captured the lighting

beautifully. :)

(

enceladus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:52, archived)

ta!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)

This is just very very bloody good

and I like it a LOT.
Crick.

(

Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)

very

nice

(

Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)

Jailhouse Dirty Protest Rock

Evening all

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)

JAILHOUSE COCK

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:02, archived)

Woo

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)

Yay! Most fun thread for a long time :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)

:-)

www.b3ta.com/board/9390084
for those who missed it

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)

Haw-haw!

(

Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)

hahaha, that is fucking wonderful :D

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)

Fuckin hell, hahaha!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)

hahahaha :D

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)

Hahahaha

Bad bad bad bad man

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)

YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVING COCK

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)

Ministry of Nutmeat won it

with "YOU ARE ALWAYS ON MY COCK"

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)

SHAKE RATTLE AND COCK

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)

A close runner up

I also liked 'Cock Me Tender' but noone else seemed to.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)

LOLCOCK!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

Don't you start again with your wrong songs

Shake rattle and roll was by Bill Haley and the Comets.
A lot of your previous song titles in the other thread weren't Elvis Songs!
Go to the back of the class ;)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

Elvis still sung them so STFU!

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

Righteous Brothers

*sigh*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

Arf!

(

Bob Todd whee, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)

one, two, three o'clock

four o'clock, COCK!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)

guffaws

that's a cockathon if ever there was:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)

hahahahaha

ace

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)

Hahaha

That Elvis is such a showoff!
Edit: That's the "starting a chainsaw" dance.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)

Hahaha,

the king of cock!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)

hahahaha

POO

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:54, archived)

b3ta has been more resposible for jading me

Than Rotten.com...

YAY!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)

mesmerised

O_o

(

Flash_Bastard, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)

I love how they wrote POO in poo

just in case you were unable to identify it.

(

zog why change it now?, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

Pea

(

Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)

that is a nasty font

and pea in an existing thread

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)

That font and comic sans

I'm not sure which I'd hate to have on my gravestone more.

(

zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)

here lies zeltergiset

taken from us by the BAD AIDS because he liked the cock a bit too much.

i bet you wouldn't like that on it, either.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)

graveyards would be rolling in laughter

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)

true

mine shall say here lies smash monkey and she's really pissed off about it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)

Meh, honesty's a virtue.

(

zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)

i've never been that virtuous ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

oi!!

you been reading my gravestone? I only had that inscribed last week. still waiting for a date of death to be put on

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)

Windings

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

OH GOD!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

i fucking love this

i also love seeing christopher lee in a yellow dress

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

gotta catch 'em all!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)

Haha you mentalist

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)

Mind If I Drop This ABYSMAL Failure Off Here? Thx.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

hahahahaha!

yet another night when my neighbours will be wondering what i'm laughing at!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

Haha

They are perfectly synchronised.

(

zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)

who are these?

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

Compo this

(

WormuIus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

machine gun them to death and then to pulp

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

multispeed turbo twatheads!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

three times as scary

...more entertaining than the real thing:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:50, archived)

party trick

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

I bet he's popular with the ladies.

Ladies like men who pick their noses, right?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

as long as it's their own nose

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)

*takes notes*

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

Now fix the economy

Nicely done!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

he's "fixin" it......but for who's benefit?

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

pick us a winner

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

winner the pooh:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)

pff

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:53, archived)

dedicated to red sushi for breaking his foot on his birthday. pure class.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

Needs more broken foot

nicely done :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

That'll teach him to have birthdays.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)

Kind of worried that he might ring me again, but instead of him being drunk, he will be high on pain killers

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

what sort of drinking injury is a broken foot?

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

Redsushi's feet are made of felt and dandylions.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

I wish I got this much attention when I was a cretin....

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)

was he at least

utterly shitfaced?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)

Hahahahahaha

How did Michael manage that?

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:47, archived)

Woo! Rainbows

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)

Hahahaha!!!

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

Marvellous.

They dance exactly in time to Crescendolls by Daft Punk.

(

Tinlad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:39, archived)

Woo for Daft Punk!

they are awesome

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

Been brewing in my mind for a while

(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

Forceps, forceps, balloon

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)

big fish, little fish, twat

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

tall cunt, medium sized cunt, little cunt

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

pfffft :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

heheheh

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

I think you will find that tell are all twat

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

indeed

but there's no law against them being fishy twats

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

thank you, that has brough back bad memories of the ex

*pukes*

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)

at least she's your ex

imagine her with someone you hate, their skankiness ensuring early death from various diseases, none of which she had when you were around ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)

with herself then

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)

ouch

she hasn't got you anymore, i'd say that goes at least some way towards her punishment ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)

I am getting worried about all this, liking towards me by so many

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)

I don't like you, if that helps?

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

Thats normal, I am used to that

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

I like some people.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

So do I

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

but you're so nice!

also, i know what it's like to have an ex whose face you'd happily rip off and feed to diseased badgers.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

Am I?

No, I wouldn't do that. Karma is working its magic on her

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

a believer!

karma is great! my ex is 40, broke, ugly, lonely and works in macdonald's cleaning tables.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

you can tell the method of someone's birth?

how? the shape of the head, perhaps?

...so many questions, I know

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

Steve Martin and Jim Carrie's love child, Gay Bruce Willis, Barry Manilow melted into Aled Jones' face.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

hahaha :D

I love the idea of the last one

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

that's what she said, that's what he said, I wish any one one would say something to me,

(

arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)

"that's what she said"

At the paedophilia hearing.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)

peadophile herring

which is fairly accurate as they cum on the eggs the dirty fishy nonce bastards.

(

arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)

Peadophile herring?

They come on peas as well?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)

yeah they spratter it every where.

(

arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)

he is a twat was well

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

Zack Braff on the right?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)

Looks more like the guy who plays JD's brother in Scrubs.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)

ED?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)

Now this is your basic anti-drowning device.

I like it.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)

yarp

Tom Cavanagh
althoguh Ttssattsr's wrong, he looks more like braff

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

he was a bad brand

he up set a lot of people on the gay shift.

(

arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)

paedo,psuedo,dodo

roxaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)

Closer to turd.

Might have to have seen the original cover to get this...

(Daimonion, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

.....why...thanks

Edit: That reminds me to look Russell Mills (chap who did NIN cover artworks in 90s) and see if there are any books with his artwork in

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)

NIN is gay.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

beyond the fragile I would agree

ghosts I - V was alright

big massive fan of the earlier stuff though.

(

arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

that's not a yorkshire pudding, is it?

*boke*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

Who knows

Might have been...

(Daimonion, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

Oh, er, thanks

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

fresh

looks it:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)

Been waiting till sunday to post this because little photoshop work is involved

but, I've been toying around with tilt-shift effect in Photoshop.

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)

TOYING

Nice :D

(

ClanSoul, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

Came out nice

I like the high contrast and curves; makes it even more toy-like

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)

thanks :D

raising the saturation helps too, models tend to be brightly painted.

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

Ah yes

I meant saturation when I said contrast ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:27, archived)

that's really rather good

i must try one one day

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

It's greally quite easy

less than five minutes of work in photoshop

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)

I thought I might just cheat

and buy a tilt shift lens ;)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

hehehehe!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

STATS QUOTE.

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)

this reminds me of the top gear vietnam special

therefore i like it.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

CATARACTS

nicely :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)

and I STILL read it

as "Tit shift"

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)

that's veh good!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)

That's very good :)

(

Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)

NO!

(

--- ---, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)

well

pork is tasty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

beware the porksnots!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

i am always wary of porksnots

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

it's when they come off in a barrage that you have to wonder about the circumstance you find yourself within

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

this is very true

a simple trip to the wholesaler's can be fraught with pig-related difficulties and potholes.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)

you know, if they are this angry against a bunch of mostly peaceful protestors

just imagine what they'd be like if a bunch of angred muslims protested "DEATH TO THE WEST!!"

it'd be a real bloodbath!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

"DEATH TO THE WEST"

"DOWN WITH COMPASS BEARINGS IN GENERAL!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)

quite so

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)

"MAGNETISM IS FOR RAPISTS AND CHILD MURDERINGS"

"ALL DIRECTIONS IS ONE UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT"

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

"YOU READ ABOUT THEM RAPISTS IN THE SUN!?!? FREE MAGNETS FOR THEM!"

"I TESLA YA, FREE MAGNETS!"
"I GUASS THAT'S THEIR REWARD FOR SURPRISE FLUXING"

*none of this actually makes any sense in my head*

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)

It doesn't make sense outside yoru head either :)

We should sponge-feed them all with squirrel's feet.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

bloody librarians! smearing my basalt in butter!

Bloody political correctness gone mad!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)

It's clearly the fridge freezers!

They're using them to control our brains through ESSENTIAL OILS and rabies.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)

ME FUCKING VEGETABLES!

They can't run the carrot because the boat throb trumpet

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

I'm afraid this is going to have to stop

At any moment they could come hopping mad round the benchmarks we've set for third-quarter projectors drawing circles in roundabouts around their head around their head around their head and stuck in a groove time baby 1963.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

well, no legged transvestites on fire running bloat on a plastic dome laminate

could be some red belch sausage pawn brickwork crockery

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

"Look out marty!

Librarians!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

dirty librarians

covered in... BOOK FILTH

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

slimey slimey book filth

made by the jismof hate filled angry words. Ejaculating their sordidity out through the medium of SPLOOGE

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)

"CRUSH THE INFIDEL'S CARTESIAN COORDINATES!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)

"CUT OFF THEIR PRIME MERIDIAN!"

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

something about how they couldn't police that protest as if they do it would be a form of torture

exposing all the muslims to the different pig meats.

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

mutapha bindun

shirly.

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)

Oi pinky

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)

when it's rabid muslims protesting,

mostly about some shite in another country, the police let them get on with it and just start laying out beatings on any non-muslim folks around

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

Hurray for titscat

Feline anarchists fighting the power!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)

fighting for truth, justice and tasty fishies

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)

mmmmmm

*has sudden urge for sushi*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)

Yeah I think you've already established that in the thread below.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

not THAT sushi!

then again......
*imagines seaweed shackles and a pillow of rice*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

FEEEESH

Today's fish is trout a la creme

FEESH

Today's fish is trout a la creme

FEESH

Today's fish is trout a la creme

FEESH

Today's fish is trout a la creme

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

enjoy your meal

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)

Oh fishy oh fishy oh fishy oh

That went wherever I did go!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)

Trout are fresh water fish and have

UNDERWATER WEAPONS

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)

enjoy your meal

i wiiiiillll

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weaver., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)

get him puss

scratch his face off

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)

When I come to power...

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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)

So, you won't be needing all of the money then ;)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

ooofff

rabbit punch right in the money sacks :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

What money?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

why?

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

But.....

How will I ever get to Newcastle to take the piss out of the Geordies?

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

Chortle! I did summat similar once:

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

you've got west country and southwest the wrong way around

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

no i haven't

whoever made the source has

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)

I apologise then

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)

Ha ha ULCP

and proud

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

*joins your club* :)

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)

Hahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

Hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)

Yay I'm an uppity lower class prick.

spot on :D

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)

I'm flat caps and whippets!

SRZLY I have had londoners just laugh at me when I've said I'm from Yorkshire and ask if I was a sheep farmer or something similar. Nice.

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)

When I lived in Belgium

Most people thought I was Scottish because of my Yorkshire accent :(

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)

they were just being polite.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)

Ouch

That hurts man, that really hurts. Like a cardboard spade in the wet sand of my heart.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

my location is better than your location

because of, ummm... because. because shut up i live here alright.

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

Buttfuck city?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)

Ahem

You seem to have erroneously places Sheffield in 'the south', which is clearly wrong.

I'll forgive you because the idea is a good one if the details slightly out ;)

Edit: Hmmmmm. It's closer than I first thought. You better make sure that thick black line isn't too thick!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

But you'll still be in the same 'country'

as all the southerners: geography.about.com/od/politicalgeography/a/englandnot.htm

:D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

It's a shame they don't bother to provide any sources

I could make up a load of nonsense criteria and assert that XYZ isn't a country.

I'm not disputing the conclusion, but some of their criteria (such as "Has a transportation system") don't have any basis in international law that I can think of.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

Assmaster.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

My curry was damn good :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

Er..

Loving the concept, don't think the Welsh deserve to be stuck with them lot.. and Scotland may aswell be on their own..

I actualy prefer the Yorkshire Forward's dream of floating Yorkshire into the north sea...

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Jorvic, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

The whole island should be floated into the mediterranean

I don't know how it would get past the the straight of Gibraltar though

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)

lube?

(

The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

TJ: breaking news! red sushi just broke his foot!

on his birthday! hahahaahaha, he just rung me to tell me this! genius.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

pffffffft, the twat :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

only he could do it!

and on his birthday!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

he is a fool :)

I think someone should film him 24 hours a day for the rest of his life, as he will keep on doing things like this :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:40, archived)

dibs on the wank tapes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)

There will be plenty of those, enough for the rest of your life

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)

woo hoo!

*buys shares in duracell*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)

I think you'll find that's not dibs on the wank tapes

but is actually wanktermath

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)

wanktermath?

at least it flakes off nicely when it's dry

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

his voice/accent is brilliant.

only other time i've spoken to him on the phone i was smashed and i think i said something and hungup before he could answer back.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)

He phoned me once, he was pissed up and told me he hadn't been drinking

It was worrying for me as I could tell he was about to say I love you O_o

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)

hahahahahaha

he told me his loves me. when i drunkenly called him i think i told him i love him.
th other day he sent me a text saying he was gay for the kemp brothers out of spandau ballet

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)

I have been worried some times, very much so when he has flirted with me, I think he is gay

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

Haha, what a dumbfuck!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)

awww bless him

Wish the limping fool a get well soon

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)

Ha, how did he manage that?

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

daft bastard!

tell him i'll kiss it better for him. then again, kisses only work for grazes or minor sprains. for a broken foot, i may have to shag him better.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)

woo!

i'm in the republic of north, wall adjacent!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

see also

;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)

Not a fan of Scothland then?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

how dare you!

i'm such a fan of scotland i demand they have their own country

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)

green bit's of no fucking use anyway

could probably dispense with a fair chunk of the red bit too without much of a problem.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

Flu, flew,.... geddit?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:02, archived)

Pfft! Hahahah!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)

calls must contain msg?

Is that so people feel like calling again 20 minutes later?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:03, archived)

I'm pioneering a telephone-wire-based pie delivery system

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:04, archived)

Pffft :)

Also I like your latest cartoony men and I'm saying so here so as to save some space on the internet.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

Seconded

And kudos for recognising the value of the filth. I certainly did
when I had to call them out to deal with my alcoholic hostel-mate
who took a knife to me. "that's what these are for" he said as he
put on his flak-jacket.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)

I am hoping that I have some MSG in my take away curry

if not, I want my money back

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

this post makes me want a curry

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)

maybe your legs had just contain msg?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

it looks like they're doing a bit of science in that picture

dangerous enough to warrant safety goggles, even

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

Getty images ftw

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

Sequencing DNA uses some pretty strong chemicals.

So yeah.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

How long have you had Swine Flu?

About a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

you said that already

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

This is when you realise you've spend your entire Sunday on b3ta.

(

zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

NO BETTER WAY TO SPEND THE DAY

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

It's Sunday:

Double time for puns

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

Hahaha

oh wow.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

Arf!

Arf indeed! :D

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

SCIENCE lost this round.

Edit: Oh, and I believe Chimley was involved in similar confusion earlier.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:07, archived)

Aw, balls

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

Pigs, like there such a creature

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

We are already dead.

So lets rut like rabbits.

2 People in Scotland and a family in Wellingboro. :(

Nice piccy!

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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

hahah

Swine flu sounds much more charismatic than plain old pig flu

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

This pandemic

needs more pans.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

This one has fewer words

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

Unfortunately with them I'd be a bruised rectangle.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

bruised rectum tangle

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

^This^

Lovely as ever

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

He's not going to do much good, his 'elmet is blocking his vision.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

Use the Force Luke!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:55, archived)

I'd love to be burgled by a Sontaran

(__, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

That has to be about the strangest comment I have ever read on this place

have a click

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

FRONT PAGE THIS NOW

(__, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

euphemism ahoy!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

I'd probably be a burglar, I've got the outfit for it at least

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)

Have you got a black lightning bolt?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)

yeah, it's for getting away from the target. blasting through the air like the silver surfer.

(

Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

NYEEEEOOOWWWWWWSSSHHHHWWWwwwww

(

Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:59, archived)

TOASTY PEOPLE!

ALERT ALERT TJ: b3ta.com/links/NINJA_SQUIRRELS

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:57, archived)

hahaha

love it:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

You are simply the woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:58, archived)

I would be a free man that's where I'd be....

I mean.. a...

oh..

bum.

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:09, archived)

that's what they WANT you to think!

sheeple!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:11, archived)

If this doesn't win

I shall get violent.
*Hits "I like this" with oversized hammer*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:14, archived)

Ver noice!

*clicks*

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

Nope

And

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

you'll need an awful lot of bullets

to keep all those angry people at bay once you start shooting

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:37, archived)

Replace 'bullets" with 'policemen'

and the sentiment is parallel. Ish.

EDIT: Sneaky dyslexic edit.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)

Yes. I don't have many of them standing outside my door.

To be honest though, I like the police in general at the low levels, even though there are a few bad apples. It's just that

1)The police really aren't there to protect you. Firstly, they can't be and secondly, why expect someone else to do what you won't do for yourself

and

2)It's the upper levels that are responsible for the bad image of the police at the moment. They put emphasis on the minor crimes (drugs, speeding) at the expense of serious crimes and fail to castrate the actual bad apples. We all know the stories where heads should have rolled but a wall of silence was thrown up. Though I think it's the politicians that are setting the example there.

Anyway, I like happytoasts pics for rehabilitating the image of the police. Just thought I would have a play with them.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

Heh,

You're a little bit more to the right than myself, but I broadly agree with you.

Toast's point very well made even if the question is strawman-ish.

Look, what I'm trying to say is any argument put to you in simplistic terms is usually a lie by over-simplification, and toast's excellent post is not an exception to this rule.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)

Actually, I shy away from the right.

I'm more for individual liberty and responsibility than anything. A two dimensional view of politics is much more accurate than the left/right dichotomy

www.theadvocates.org/quizp/index.html

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

If you think I'm not aware this

I refer the honourable gentleman to that last sentence of the post to which he replied.

:P

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

pah.

You just have to stand there and say " which one of you pricks isn't going home tonight?"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

the burglar's clearly the coolest of them all

tho the rapist is always well turned out with his shirt and tie.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)

Is it possible to have all the popular page?

Well done you

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)

may we please have one of these pictures...

...with the cast of "Hot Fuzz"?

edit: Well, I'm an idiot.

(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)

i'd say

this be a more realistic representation of teh old bill

(shamen Geekius Maximus, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:00, archived)

perhaps, but then it wouldn't fit the challenge

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 7:33, archived)

^this

(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

One word...

...stunning! *click*

(

Ninj, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)

This is very good, and I have clicked it

but the word you are looking for is 'fewer'.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)

fixed, ta :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

The police should have commisioned you

to make posters for them. now the nutbag who made those awful blue ones

(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

I hope you're making money from this sort of thing.

You could even post them on the internet.

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

sadly no, not by a long shot

I have to do other work to pay the bills that doesn't involve much drawing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

I feel your pain

ditto here.

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DT! Comic Screaming into the void, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

gah! when will the world learn?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

Waaaay late to the party, but it needs to be said, sir.

Bloody brilliant.

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

Brilliant

You have a talent sir.

(robbersdog, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)

Needs a semicolon

or maybe a hyphen.

(Seebeedee, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

thinks back to the happy days of 2002

and Gorbals police threatening to plant heroin and a knife on me if I didn't stop chasing the local scallywags who were bricking in my windows. If I asked them to help me stop them doing it I was told that if I couldn't deal with the situation myself I shouldn't be living in an area like that. At the time I lived in a house across the road from the bloody police station

as you were

(albinomeatpod, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:28, archived)

He came from the future to show her how to live.

Click for slightly bigger.

(Though if you believe that, you'll believe anything!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)

hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:45, archived)

I laughed so much I bought the company.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

That's the plot for terminator 5 nailed.

Good stuff! *click*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

ahhhh, Happy days :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)

Ace

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:05, archived)

Top stuff!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:06, archived)

*CLICKINGS*

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

hmmm

Click for bigger (491 kb)

I went to southend peir recently, (well it was a while ago) I was inspired by said event to draw this, which has no relation to my time spent there, but there it is....

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:55, archived)

BOLLOCK CHIN.

This is awesome. You're awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)

THROAT SCROTE

It is indeed awesome

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)

what?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)

Peter has no neck.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)

Neither does Nick

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)

SLIGHTLY MENTAL.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:10, archived)

GLANS HANDS

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)

god damn

that is bizarre and excellent
*instaclick*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)

Silly genie

C3PO is not interested in women

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)

Also this is ace

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)

I have been to Southend.

It was never like this for me :(

Superb.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)

Yeah you have to use your imagination....A LOT.

Also they must put something in the ice cream down there.

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:06, archived)

haha what is going on

this is great

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:03, archived)

Amazing

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:05, archived)

oooh, that's rather wonderful

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)

I,like everybody else it would seem,

think this is rather wonderous :D

I especially like the frightened ground dwelling creature.

BAD TIMING LITTLE MAMMAL.

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:23, archived)

I love him lots too

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:42, archived)

This

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:44, archived)

ahaha thats awesome!

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

He loves you too.

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:56, archived)

This is 4 tonnes of excellent

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)

Wow

Just...
WOW

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:25, archived)

That is many shades of woo

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:37, archived)

Very very nice indeed

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:38, archived)

100% Awesome.

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)

This is nice.

Very nice.
WOO!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)

This is magnificent.

I love the implication of a story where a robot gets a genie. What does a robot wish for? What do robots dream of? Besides electric sheep.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)

How do I love this?

Let me count the ways...
The colour firstly, very soothing, love the pastelly thing. Linework is superb. Composition just right. Have a click

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)

ey up

more progress on flying saucer,i need to get some suitable leds now and decide what the pilot is gonna look like.
it was going to be space elvis but i think i need a bigger vehicle to do him jusice

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

WOAH

Fantastic!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

it's looking pretty awesome so far :D

looking forward to seeing the finished article

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

That's ace

Space Elvis flies a flying burger, this is science fact.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

and the seat is a toilet

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

hahaha!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)

And a replicator that only makes drug burgers

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:58, archived)

oh yes the burger theme will be featured

as will guitars and sparkly jumpsuits

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:07, archived)

Nice one :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:09, archived)

This needs to be made

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)

nice

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

Cor!

Space Elvis, the film next!?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

That is looking damn fantastic sir :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

Hurry up and invent antigravity

I want this scaled up and made for real.
Despite its lack of trunk room.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

You are the bestest b3tan EVER

Woo to your fantastic creations, and what Tribs says above ^

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:56, archived)

Try this site:

www.altereglow.co.uk/index.php
for flashy LED stuff you can take the contents out of and insert into other stuff...

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

Make the pilot a blob-man

easy (ish) to do and wont look like a shitty alien from close encounters

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)

I made this a long time ago

may be a tad bit TOO anime-ish for b3ta. But i thought i may aswell
click for the ACTUAL movie

(Tappity is touching your inner child, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

Thunder.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

Hahahah

Crazy

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

oh god it's that song again...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)

Its not my fault the song has hypnotic properties

(Tappity is touching your inner child, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

haha

now i have to dig it out of my brain with a screwdriver...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

block it out with Scatman

or even Mister Blue Sky

(Tappity is touching your inner child, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcrcx1abm2M

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)

WHYYYYYYY

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)

Would you prefer this catchy little number?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)

*checks url*

*glares menacingly*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)

Ievan Polka

www.youtube.com/watch?v=53tq9g35kwk

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)

haha oh god

i knew what it was before i even clicked it

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)

Arf!

How silly!
A classic meme and a classic game series...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

why thank you

glad you like it

(Tappity is touching your inner child, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

argh!

i listened to that for ages, now i've closed it my head feels empty :(

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weaver., Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:45, archived)

Haha, smashing!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:59, archived)

rofl

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)

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