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Meh

LOL TOAP

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

haha!

much more sensible.

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

and more interesting

Woo!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

Still just what I had for breakfast though.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

a Fuller's English

breakfast, eh?

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

mmmmmmm

alcomahol

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

Happy B3taday!

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

ta!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

I will draw you a dragon later.

Not now because I must go to bed soon.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

okay.

i'm off myself soon, i'm tired early tonight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:56, archived)

Happy fire day :)

drawn in paint with the touch pad, he's quite a friendly chap though

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Hellzapoppin, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

yay!

thanks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

RED FOX

I THOUGHT FOXES WERE ORANGE?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

not after the hunt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

haha :D

good stuff

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

http://twitter.com/isforcunts

anyone on here i can 'follow'

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connor, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

Really not worth its own thread....

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

Jeru youre making things i dont understand again

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:03, archived)

Don't make me put on the coat.

I'll totally sit here typing out my message wearing the coat.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

haha

one day I'll open b3ta and you'll be standing there in the coat and the hat. staring.

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

And everyone's replies will just be a series of pictures of Jon Voight

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

Don't be a damn fool, he'll be half way to Australia by now

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

this makes me want to drink some alchohol flavoured fluid

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:04, archived)

alco-fluid!

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

nom!

indeed

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

Porter's not bitter, neither is IPA

Apart from those SCHOOLBOY ERRORS...

WOO.

(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

I Wiki'd bitter and grabbed the first pretty picture I found.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

a terrorist would go straight for those tethers

I hope you've thought this through, walrus man

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

those tetherists!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

shit yes

i've been watching Samurai Jack a lot lately and it's been making me want to draw dystopian cities, but why bother when you do it so good :D

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

do it

you can never have too many dystopian cities

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

samuri jack has great fight scenes,its defo the best toon ive seen in years,also the star wars one fromt the same makers was good

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

yeah, it's got a great style

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

Welcome to Skegness

also: woo/click

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

hail, atlanta!

/watching far too much futurama

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

is this a utopia or dystopia? more shanty town

*woo,click*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

The city of the future looked like this ^ !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

Very Japanse Fantasy Game esq

By that I mean woo!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

i'm really digging this new style of yours

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

Sorry to push your nice image down with my shit one. ):

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

nice urban direction

you're taking there - cool...

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

I think I have been there

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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

Fantastic view !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

very good as always

(Peter_G, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

infra ninja

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

infraninja has six breasts like a cat

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

just you try and milk him tom,just you try

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

how hard could he be? he doesn't have thumbs!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:20, archived)

(breaks down crying)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

are you the infra-ninja?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

i used to be,i grew out of that costume so now its my little bro saving the world

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

you're better of out of it I reckon

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

well thats not what the girls say,but for my own genitalias sake i guess so

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

That is an intimidating shadow

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

it symolises that he grows up to be

erm, a bigger infra ninja

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

yeah yeah i know the whole idea of the pic is changed,but thats true

he will be a bigger infra ninja with a bigger willy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

He's just got to learn to stop smiling.

THIS IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

ziiiiiiiiiinnnngggg

thats how I imagine he sounds..when he looks :-/

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 7 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

It seize me !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

Is that Tattooine?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

both his suitcases

are invisible...clever.

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

does infra ninja speak bocce?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

Happy day Smashy! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

thanks!

what, no dragon?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

*glees*

much better!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

Love...

...the alt text!

(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

ta :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

*heartheartheart*

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 7 May 2009, 2:51, archived)

he speaks every language known to......george lucas

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

happy candle!

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

cake!

thanks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

apparently, you like dragons

so here's one:

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

i love the mouth/eyes combo

should be creepy, but it's just brilliant!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

naw...

he's very friendly and likes apples.

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

it reminds me of some old cartoon monster

but i'm buggered if i can remember which one.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

I suppose it's a bit

Jim Henson, maybe.

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

not jim henson, definitely.

it's going to burn my head out, because i know it's an obscure cartoon monster and i'll never remember.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

you'll remember in a month or so...

and by then, you'll have forgotten what the question was!

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:56, archived)

heheheh

probably :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:57, archived)

Happy b3taday . . . I brought me and candles (2) and cayke !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

take this you bastards

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

Meet The Squeemishs !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

this is creeping me out a bit

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

tweek!

i like this! thanks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

happy happy happy

day day day

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

thank thank thank

you you you! :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:47, archived)

woo!

he's a cheeky welsh dragon, isn't he?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

God you're a bit good arnt you :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

awesome

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

I even got bored with Twitter

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making this.

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

I believe Shada just called this.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

then he must be

peeking in my window. this took me frickin' ages!

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

i joined it a few weeks ago,i followed some random woman

then i just talked about how i got pissed in my garage....i deleted my account the next day

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

Haha!

A worthy click

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:19, archived)

I entered the URL into my browser

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TY&GN, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME READ ABOUT ME AND MY MUNDANE TEDIOUS DREARY FUCKING LIFE

Witless fuckchested bastards

Hey I spent a lot of time on that!

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the ghost of last tuesday, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

LOOK AT ME LOOKING AT YOU

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

I does seem slightly ironic that this post is in fact all about your opinion,

which is what Twitter was designed for.

Ipso facto, you're the ideal twitter user.

Or something

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

Oh. Shit.

/kills self

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

UR MI ANGLE

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

We're looking at you now. Validate yourself.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

You appear to run a website about stones.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

now, i'm doped up to the eyeballs on medication which is failing to make me feel well but is, instead, making me irritable

so correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there something tedious and dreary about getting angry at a website that you don't have to have any contact with if you don't want to?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

This is the Internet.

Everyone argues at the Internet.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

the words "tedious" and "dreary" are themselves very tedious and dreary

please use more exciting words to describe tedious and dreary things

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

Boretastic.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:12, archived)

Dullazzling.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

monotonotonotonotonous

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

banalicious?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

Irkarificsome

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

*yawns*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

This is becoming such a borefuck.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

A lack of crayons

made it harder to convey the deranged mentalist stylee

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

Hey guys! I heard that there is a site over there --> that I'm pretty sure we won't like!!! Grrrr, and stuff!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

i'm going to go look at it just so I have some thing to complain about!

the internet is full of people who're just itching to hit 60 so they can start writing letters about young people to the Telegraph, signed "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:17, archived)

Don't get me started on Tunbridge Wells

Tunbridge fucking Wells!

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the ghost of last tuesday, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

is it this one?

http://www.crapcrapcrap.com

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

Haha

Click :)

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

pffft!

definitely off now, g'night

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

**ITTER [picture]

where ** is one or two consonants and [picture] is relevant picture, e.g. "GLITTER *PICTURE OF GARY GLITTER*"

there, that covers every possible post in the entire challenge. mission complete.

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Shada, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

Compo this post!

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

UITTER

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 7 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

you need the relevant picture of uitter to back it up, man!

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

CRITTER(s)?

Or...ummmm...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

another brilliant lets get more traffic to b3ta challenge

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

I have never thought of challenges like that before.

Almost definitely true.

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

Tweep

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

he just keeps on poopin'!

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Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

Hahahahahaha yes!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

heheheh

gets my click

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

I like his little beak

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

And mine

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

Oooooooh yes . . . and have a happy cupcake & candle b3taday !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

One of your best sir

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

haha!

ace.

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

HAHAHA

Well done - and couldn't be said better

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:21, archived)

is that anyone called Fraser or just Mr Lewry?

*puts shower cap on just in case*

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bobzarkoff, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

In retrospect I don't think I should have made this

(europe-who, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

Oh the image challenge is twitter

Haha

Shit that means it's wednesday!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

That also means I can pea this as it's slightly compo related

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

I'd say it's exactly compo related - one word challenge.

What's Pasa's sig this week? "So I just compo anything with Twitter in ri... actually that is right"

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zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

I never compo anything anyway, what do I care, I won't win

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

what gave it away?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

TWITTER

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

WHO ATE THE LAST COOKIE? : TWITTER!

WHO FAKED THE MOON LANDINGS? : TWITTER!

WHO KILLED THE DINOSAURS? : TWITTER!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

Not the dinosaurs! :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

pfft

..I once shopped my own face on to that picture of anne frank..I shouldn't have done that.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 6 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

no you shouldn't

..show us! damage is done now anyway

(europe-who, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooo

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 6 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

A meerkat in the hand is worth two in the bush

Or some such. And that's me away. G'night b3ta.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

Ouchy

Never had a meerkat in the bush, let alone two. What's it like?

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

Handy ittle pet !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

this makes no sense

so I like it

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

TASTE THE MAGNUM MEERKAT.COM

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

You did not post a seamhorse earlier.

Poor show.

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

I WASNT HERE

I was in the library trying to finish my dissertation!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

Have you finished it?

Did you end with "love epiphany x x x x x"?

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

No, and no

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

Aww.. Bless him!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

yaay.....aaaaw

night night

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

I want one!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 7 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

fantastic!

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Have some pacman

Sorry it's not very exciting/good

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

dripping pac man

I like it

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

whats that game where u had to jump up and down whilst avoiding bouncing stuff

and the guy had a big nose?
yeah it looked like that
Woo!
b3ta.com/links/Lazy_town_you_are_a_pirate_German_translation this is funny :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

q*bert?

I was thinking of making a combination of those, but it didn't look good the other way up.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

thats the fella

riding a lemur :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

you've lost me now

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

wasn't there a cool scrolling game with llamas?

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 7 May 2009, 0:06, archived)

revenge of the mutant camels

or something

The only scrolling Llamasoft game I can think of.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

oh yes!

thats the one.. I need this!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 7 May 2009, 0:14, archived)

click the link

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

I tried it but it froze :\

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

f5 f5 f5

its good at that but its worth it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:15, archived)

It miiight be norwegian?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Great . . . looks like a multi - D game table !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

I want a coffee table like this

Woo!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

That is brilliant

*genuine click*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

hmmmm.. meh

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 6 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

pico ;)

HIGH FIVE!

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

*fives*

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 6 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Arf

Someone with historical knowledge should accurately tweet WW2 from the perspective of Churchill.

_{ohhhhhh yes}

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

Hitler's wearing that hideous aftershave AGAIN!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

no, not WWII fanfic

"Reichsmarshall Goering gazed lovingly into Stalin's eyes..."

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

...while eating breakfast. FYI: cheerios

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

With his socks mismatched.

And with that hideous aftershave, AGAIN!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

Oooooooh . . . that's cold !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

I likey!

"A whole world in your fingerless hands"...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

meh...

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

This is clever and very well done, but I'm afraid I took a solitary oath never to click a post that forces me to scroll horizontally

Sorry mate.

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

don't apologise :)

I think i made a similar oath once... although instead of "clicking", it was voting for politicians... and instead of horizontal scrolling, it was teabagging me in my sleep.

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

I have a mouse wot lets me scroll << >>

and I fucking hate twitter, everyone who uses it and this compo.

_{I have no friends}

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MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

Very well said sir

Of course, we need to have sites like that as not everyone's as talented as b3tards - they have to have somewhere to go, after all.

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

Happy 7 Flames b3taday !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

Coo blimey

Ta. much nicer than the imaginary/unobtainable/shit cake I've been offered on the talk board ;)

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

happy bday :D

although i'd prefer if that website for the untalented was simply called "Microsoft Word".

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Unfortunately, no.

And in the past 7 years it's just gone downhill.
Far too many talented people turning up here for a start.

I blame shops for selling ready-built internet-ready pc's meself.

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

FP THIS NOW

(__, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

That'd break the internet.

And you know it, Mr Frizzle, you're just an anarchist.

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

good compo entry

shame the compo is as retarded as the website it's ripping into

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 6 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

har

img11.imageshack.us/img11/9784/testdrog001.gif

awe :*(

a bit new to this whole animated gif thing, hopefully it's just a fad

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El_MUERkO bleeds love, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

can you shave a meg off that

cheers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

psst file size limit is 400kb

not 1.4mb
nice save :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

I love how Hiddink randomly strolls across at the end

Looking at nothing in particular

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

what happened?

did the overpaid man spit his dummy out?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

Still, credit to the man who convinced him you have to not just pay, but overpay, your dummy.

pah, foiled by the ninja edit

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

what?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

Either you edited the word order or I'm dyslexic

*shrugs*

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

Sam Sung blues, everybody knows one

Sam Sung blue every garden grows on
Me and you are subject to the blues now and then
But when you take the blues and make a
song you sing 'em out again
You sing 'em out again

Sam Sung blue weeping like a willow
Sam Sung blue sleeping on my pillow
Funny thing but you can sing it with a cry in your voice
And before you know it starts the feeling
good you simply got no choice

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

can I have it on a t-shirt?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

case closed

I'm not putting effort into this...

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magictoast, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

This is the perineum millenium!

The in-between years!

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

\o/

This is the way the world ends not with full stop, but a colon.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Yay

Have you heard the Storm poem by him? It is super.

BOOM www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_htqDCP-s

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

I saw it

in person. It was the best thing from the gig (should that be show?).

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

ahhhhahhhhahhah

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

Kinda like . . . Taint . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

Haha.

And here I thought it was the offspring of Twiggy and Shatner.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Now

there's an image challenge!!

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magictoast, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

Predict how their children look.

I swore that was a challenge already.

I fear for the present challenge. It can't survive 24 hours. But b3ta is pretty creative.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

Twitner?

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

Twatner

(sephjnr, Sat 9 May 2009, 12:49, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

This

made me belly laugh.

*click*

(jackhiggs no longer a v!rgin as of..., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

Who wants a TeaBot?

Hot steamy Brew, straight from his nozzle!

HappyToast Gift Tiem - gaz me a photo if you do make him :)
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1241648386/TeaBotTemplate.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

Haha, super

The nozzle position especially.

I may well make this if I become disenchanted with revision in the next week or so.

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

There may be other vending robots by then

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

Well I'll be sure to get particularly disenchanted and make the whole set

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

Is that some kind of English dood or something?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

maybe i'm doing something wrong?

I've added the glue but I can't fold my monitor :(
whats the trick?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

Is it a flatscreen monitor?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

yes

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

Oh, you didn't peel off that bit of see-through plastic with a massive yellow circle containing the price on when you got it did you?

Those are specifically designed for such an occurrence.

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

I didn't have one :(

i'm going to write to the manufacturer
G'nite b3taians!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Awww

hahahah, I like him. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

Woo!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

I'm a little TeaBot short and stout . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

I have The Magic Roundabout tune playing in my head

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

perfect!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

Oh Yes

Indeedy

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

Oh, and my printer cartridge needs replacing!

Damn you!

I'm going to make this, it's lovely.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

I hate printer cartridges

My current printer takes four of them at something stupid like £30 each. It would be cheaper to just buy a new printer. Grr.

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Do you have a Cartridge World near you?

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

I'm printing one out right now

and readying some cardboard. And they mocked me for hoarding those cereal boxes...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

I'm off to get some kip, gaz me the results

(if you have a camera handy)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

2 digital, 5 film and a few webcams

So yeah, guess I have a camera handy.. :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

i'm saving this to print out tomorrow :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

love that!!

clicks to you my toasty friend

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magictoast, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

rah!

he's lovely.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

oh man,thats bloomin wicked

*click*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

I'm not putting my lips on that

can't be worse than the last vending machine tea I had though!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

LOOK AT MY COCK IT'S A TAP

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Shlvng, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

aw...lovely!

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enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 0:22, archived)

Teabot gets a thumbs up from me

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 8 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

The wise alternative

(835Rocks, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

awwwww

Owls, YEAH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

Y ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

Well if he's not going to win the Champions League...

(McPete needs a new job, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:18, archived)

Heheheh.

DIIIIIIIIVE, MY HAWKMEN!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

woof

(gusset, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

What?

Click for bigger (74 kb)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

I would love to see him turn up on a Crimewatch photofit. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN DON'T HAVE NIGHTMARES HAVE YOU BLOODY SEEN HIM

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

I DON'T WANNA BE A PINHEAD, NO MORE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

He's all wet . . . in . . . the head !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

Twitter till death

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

I thought this was a Twitter/Facebook mash up for a second.

Which would be clever because that's exactly what the latest iteration of Facebook is

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

as i understand it Twitter is just facebook with everything but the statuses taken out.

i wish i'd thought of that. i'd be rolling in it by now.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

I'm still not sure how the Twitter people make money

There are a lot of "I secretly wish I'd thought of it first" people on the internets saying they have no business plan.

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

I cannot conceive of any way to make money from short messages

apart from:

a) adverts on the twitter page
b) charging people to tweet

hmmm. I guess those are actually quite reasonable ways.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:25, archived)

It doesn't make money.

I think they were hoping to be bought by now.
Someone invented a distributed version that would continue without the need for central servers, but it's not likely to take off until Twitter dies.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

is it called "email" or "text messaging"? :)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

twatter

and the too many tweets page. thats my best idea.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

Call me cynical, but....

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

I liked the description in the newsletter a while back

The problem with Twitter is that it's difficult to "get". Much like it would be hard to see the point of a phone if the only person you could phone was Stephen Fry, and he didn't listen to you, only barked missives about how much battery life was left in his laptop.

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

And . . . remember to phrase your answer in the form of a question ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

hmm first compo entry ever

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 6 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Pfft

Some make a Twitter account and just serialise history

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zoldergoose, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

Black & white & red all over . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

WILKOMMEN

nice day to be shot in a cellar, what?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

oh aye

also a nice day to make war on the japs. Get some new ice free ports and what not.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 6 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

This wins

because you are so brainie
click!

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

You get a click

simply for the sophistication.

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Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:13, archived)

A Level Historry Bites Back

Click*

(Pelican, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

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