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# Out of practice......
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Luckily it doesn't show ;)
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(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
# dead or resurrected, you're coming with me
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Your Font, Your crucifix, and your choirboy, give them to me
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
# i'll be back
three days after i die
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
# has anyone done Terminator Constipation yet?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
# i still want to rename constipation
faecal agoraphobia sounds much better
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Shite shyness.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)
# turd timidity
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Coproreticence
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
# oh, now that's a good one
i found a coprolite once. my mate took it off me and asked what it was. when i told her, she was utterly horrified and dropped it, silly cow.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Lazy Logs !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
# all kids love log
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Porcelain phobic pooh !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Rectal reluctance.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
# TO THE PULPIT!
Damnit. Why is there no church word that rhymes with chopper!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry] and ties in nicely with last week's QOTW
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
# i bet he loves cock, too
because he's a cunt.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Is there something wrong with gay people now then?
...

and yes he is a cunt
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
# no
except it takes 4 buses to visit them
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
# You have to buy a ticket extension
the ticket man peers at you with bored contempt

your phone runs out of batteries midway through the journey
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
# that's very bill bailey
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)
# ARF!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
# fnar fnar
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one.

Oh, btw: *SPANGS*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)
# lovely
yes, quite lovely
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Thats amazing
Definately should be higher than it is right now. Actually lol'd
(, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Griffin is scared of semitones. Oh yes he is.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
# Heh!
Here, doods. Have some vaguely related fun.

Macca & the Frog Chorus:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auCDOERZyE

Les Dawson at his piano best (fuck it off when they start singing, though):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCe9RQSd_Ho
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Don't burn the band wagon yet....


here...have my lighter...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
# what a load of balls
but then they are very shiny...

*is hypnotised*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# they go *clink clink clink clink*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
# i bet they do
is it just me, or am i obsessed with sex?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
# you don't seem to be
LOOK! OVER THERE! A SEX!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
# WHERE!?
*hurries off in a moistened fashion*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
# psst
check out my very recent QOTW entry...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
# HOLY CENSORED BAPS!
:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Shiny happy bollocks.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
# sooooooo shiny....
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
# ha ha ha haaaaa
Love it
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Here's an idea ...
lets stop the bandwagon and have a ...



PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE ..

Night all! :o)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Hehe
I'm off to bed, now.
'Night everybody!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
# nite
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I know it's a bit crap
Photobucket

Just be grateful it's not another terminator...not that I'm slagging the terminators, they're still making me giggle.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
# god damn i love women
i mean, you don´t need to look at the face to admire the beauty
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
# That's very chivalrous of you.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
# Bony hips
They might not get along very well

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Ha ha
What the fuck?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
# She needs to eat more pies.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# skinny witch
polly want a fry-up?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
# THE SUGAR IS WEARING OFF!!!


Nyarga! Rargha!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# TERMINATOR DIGESTION
RETURN OF THE NOMMING
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# TERMINATOR IS THIRSTY
AFTER DIGESTION, REQUIRES LIQUID
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# TERMINATOR URINATION
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Any more for any more?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Terminator Tittilation!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# FFS WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED
p.s. night b3ta
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# TERMINATOR KENDALL PARTIAL RANK CORRELATION
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# bindun
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# hahaha
|-D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Drop & Run
I'm off to bed too...

Night B3ta!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# mmmmmmm
rusty
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# i want malt loaf :(
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# i´d forgotton what this was...
then i remember the juicy brown sweet loaf.. with amples of soft butter.....

NONOMNonmonmnomnomn
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# *drools*
you can get a decent one for about 20p from tesco's
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# post me one?
gaz me pls
(live in spain)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# i could have brought you one
i only got back from spain 2 weeks ago
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I'm afraid I've eated
it all
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
# greedy boy!
just for that, you're not getting any of my delicious homemade soup
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# NOM
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Aww! *pats*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# CAREFUL
He'll take your hand off
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I would do her.
I would do her hard.
Although it'd be more her doing me hard.
And painfully.
Which may result in my death
I wouldnt do her*.
*lies
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Followed by
Terminator Termination?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
# The dream has turned sour for my snake has pooed on my cushion and bum.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Oh sweet lord no!
I fear I may crash from the sugar high soon and fall in a heap on the floor. When that happens, sweep me into a corner and douse me liberally with sweet tea.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# chocolate body paint
provides a sexy sugar rush, although it is not as tasty as you'd expect
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Crisis averted:
I have cleaned up the poop and am now eating a cheese and pickled onion sandwich.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Pfffffft
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# and what do you mean by your snake :/
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# snake done a shit on your bum
it's a sex thing
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Great onomatopoeia!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# MORE MALT!
goodnight b3tarrrr :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# needs more mouse
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Malt loaf
causes a minor gnopping.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# jumps on the bandwagon
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
# dunbin
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# shit
:(
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
# :(
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

I was going to do attack of the 50ft terminator

I'm surprised nobody's done that already

they probably have :)

I just couldn't be arsed
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
# i would like to do the terminator
i reckon i could wear out his power cell
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# but that'd take 127 years!
O_O
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# not the way i'd go at him
;)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# with a spoon?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
# spoons are great
tongues are better
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# You've seen the film then?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# spoonator?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
# DO IT, WOMAN.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I can't I just don't have the shopping-energy
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Have a Lidl pizza.
EM NEM NEM NEM.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# I am filled with dindins
I had a dindins earlier

and am filled

also, I bought a fully £2 pizza from icelandland

I shall endure that tomorrow
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
# How about "Attack of the 50ft Terminator of Bel-Air"?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
# haha that's sounds greats!
:D
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# with frickin lazers
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# nice effect
but im getting bored of these.

especially since i was going to do pseudoulceration.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# But the possibilites are endless
Terminator :
Masturbation
Castration
Levitation
Operation
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
# arf! you googled the same condensation image, oh LOLOLOL
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# don't forget to mention the crappy font matching algorithm
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
# shut up
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Threadjack:
Which band has a logo consisting of a hollow circle superimposed on the outline of a trefoil? I'd show you an image of it, but I can't get one without knowing the name of the fucking band.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
# roxette?
edit: not sure if trefoil is a real word
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# No, that's a star.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# sorry i´m not that much into LOTR etc
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Biohazard?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Led Zeppelin?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] "What'choo talkin' 'bout, Nick?"
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I've just eaten
practically a whole malt loaf. I'm not going to be sleeping for fucking HOURS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA HA HA H! H ! H!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I have a snake around my neck.
Fuck yeah.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Hot-fucking-damn, man
That's the shiznits!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
# lies!
popeye's chicken is the shiznits!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I found £1.50 worth of chicken at iceland today
from £3.00

the cat went MENTAL when I was cooking it :D

the chicken that is, I wasn't cooking the cat.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
# just as well
i'd expect a cat to go mental if you were cooking it.
don't waste good chicken on cats, they will eat beetles, ffs
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# yeah but this cat likes chicken
:D
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# my cat liked chicken
it didn't like getting its furry arse volleyed all over the kitchen when it ate the chicken i was defrosting for my tea, though
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# My cat died.
We got a new one but it's not as good.
Cat: The Sequel
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# sequels are never any good
except for aliens, that kicks a wide variety of arse
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# It only bloody is as well.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Fuck, I've just thought. Sod Meatloaf.
Someone invent CHEESELOAF!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
# surely a loaf
mixed by a surly gentleman with an excess of cheese

or perhaps

a loaf

that has been aggressively dipped into cheese?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# CHEESEANDBEEFLOAF
That's what I'd pay for, right there
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# hell yeah
cheesandbeefloaf on a boat

that would be 100% of everything ever that was great
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# CHICKENANDCHEESELOAF
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# JAMANDMILKANDBACONLOAF
I'd buy that for a penny
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
# I'd buy it for a halfpenny!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
# nacho cheeseloaf
i would so buy that
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You mad bastard

Woo Yay
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
# :) thanks
very accurate
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Well, the world don't move
To the beat of just one drum.
What might be right for you
May not be right for some.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Any kind of stroke would do as long as he was experiencing it...
preferably the type where your forehead combusts!

Woo & click!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I roam around, around, around, around, around...
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I got thingy on my left and wotsit on the right,
And doodah is the one that I'll be with tonite
And when they ask me
Which one I love the best
I gaze in dumb confusion at the stains on me string vest
They call me the wanderer
Yeah I'm the wanderer
I roam around, around, around, around, around...

(Heads up! BBC2, 12.20 tonite: Leonard Cohen's 2008 London gig. Tune in, culture vultures!)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# ahah nicely done
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# :-D
Thanks!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
# i love this
reminds me of a family guy scene but i can´t pinpoint it...
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Now that you say that...
Something of a Family Guy flavour comes to my mind too.
Can't place it either though.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# its on a tv production set
and its his job to move the eye back in place right¿
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
# wahooooo
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Well done!
I can sleep now (seriously, that was going to bug me)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
# That's excellent
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# hero 9
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
# :-D
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
# hard piss
HAPPY DAY.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] What's he scared of?
Why, losing those devilish good looks, of course.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
# shopped pics only please
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Damn!
I knew someone would notice.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Is he on Mars?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Heh,
I wish.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Total Recall is on
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# what's that?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# a film for people with alzeimers
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Maybe

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
# It is on right now
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Shit, SHIT!
I'm not familiar with that destination...
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Get your ass to Mars
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
^The oxygen of publicity?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha
excellent work
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha
I know those eyes!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Sheep dog what?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# My first ever bandwagon picture

Was it worth it?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
# yes :D
May there be many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, more.
As is customary for memes.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Well
I may have laughed at that for a number of reasons
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Laughed at?
Or laughed with?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
# "Connor?"
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
"Here sir.....shit!"
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Wish I could rid meself of these 'would' thoughts about the orrible cow...
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# you're allowed to want to fuck people who you can't stand
i reckon she'd give good head
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I'm relieved it's allowed,
'cos I've been kinda obliged to do just that too many times in the past for my liking...

(wisdom learned: know when to be the one to do the dumping!)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# haha brilliant
i fucking hate those two
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
# TERMINATOR IN DISGUISE

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Pap
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
# this is at least clever :)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Hahahaha

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Get de mars!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# hello hello hello
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# He is a chicken :D
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# AWK!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
# crikey
the rocky balboa picture show
cba to shop that
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
# cba?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
# cba means he cba to type what cba is in full
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
# i could ba to check if there was a definition in the dictionary
but after discovering there wasn't i found i cba to add one
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# sea-beer?
multiple RIS error in head.
redo from start.
insert coin.
edit:
*clink
"oh, duh"
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# You need
Flowchart Man!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
# wtf is wtf?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# punk rocky christmas?
hahahahahah christmas

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
# happy candle day!

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
# is that you?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
# No
*lies*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# No its you :O
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# I didn't know Paul Giamatti used b3ta!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
#

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Hahahaha this is epic
Happy 'day!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
# He he he, that's proper top that is!
Also, mind if i chase a bandwagon here?



Mmmmmmm seams.......
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# feeling quick n dirty so I'll jump into the warm oozing bandwagon hot tub
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
# may I join you in this endeavor?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I love Stalin, he's my favourite of all the evil dictators.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# He speaks very highly of you as well
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Word to the wise, Constable Hedgehog.
No proper copper is going to get taken seriously saying "hello hello hello".

It has to be " 'ello, 'ello, 'ello ",

followed up swiftly with:

"What's all this, then?"

luv, Inspector Tramp
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Thank you for the kind reminder
I'm afraid I was slightly too drunk

Love and kisses, Mr. But The Hedgehog
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Aww. ):
EURGH TEH SANS
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# .
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
#
the
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#
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# \o/
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
#
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#
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# *feels sorry for comic sans man*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# THE COURIER NEW MAN IS COMING TO SAVE YOU
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I fucking love him and all he stands for
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Courier new is the best font ever.
Because all it's characters are the same size :D
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# hhahhahahaahahaa
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Yay for paradoxes

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# oooh
*click*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Ha, I like this

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# If only there was some formal way to act on that sentiment
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Listen maaaaan, don't try and talk me down

I don't wanna be down no more
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# *adds decision node*
Are you bored?
Y: stop.
N: go back to decision node
Maybe: go back to decision node
I am under attack by terrorists: go back to decision node
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# hahah
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] flowchart, man
*likes
also, he has always been a little bastard
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
# Boom

Found a stock footage site with exploding heads... thought I'd try them out
seems to go in time to a wide variety of music too, oddly enough
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# i like your shoes
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Thanks
They're a bit worn out now, my talon-like toenails put holes in all my shoes. I suppose I should just cut them really*

*the nails, not my shoes
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# sounds like a good plan
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Get sandels.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Hmmm
Good idea
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Cut shoes
= never have to cut nails again
= win
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
# That's awesome! :D
And you're right about it being in time with music. It seems to fit UnBirthday by Pogo perfectly. :D
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# think it might fit smack my bitch up rather well, too
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# "Found a stock footage site with exploding heads"
as you do :)

Woo Sheep!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
# Thanks
Jealous of your job in the zoo BTW, nice photos in your profile
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Cheers mate
it is one of the better jobs i've had
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# How do you make your head explode and grow it back so quickly?
Last time I tried that, I was without a head for a week

Lovely stuff, sir!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Ointment
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# al green's "let's stay together" works a treat
this is very mesmerising
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
# it do time nice
with what im playing, brrrrrrr hypnotic
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
# that's rather brill!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
# I'd hate that
having to re-apply mascara every few seconds would leave little time for anything else.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
# Heh, True
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] It's an international conspiracy, I tell you!

Seam ok?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# hasidic juice?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# No, those ones have little ringlets
Merry cake day, btw
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# crikey
also: i just came up with a pun on the word conspiracy that even i cannot stoop low enough to shop
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Prisoners on the high seas?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# basically yes
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I've stooped a great deal lower than that

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# I've tried in vain to develop some kind of pun threshhold
It just never seems to happen
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Da Juice against them all
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# he's done so well
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# T2000 phd
:-)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Terminating 101
*gets coat*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# haha
his decimation was excellent
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# bless him he looks so pleased with himself
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# shoulda seen him at the after party!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# that would explain the red eye
all the photos, then posted in 'graduation 2018 mecha fun times' album on fb
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# you asked for it....
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# yaay!
woo!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# what font matching algorithm do you use?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# just my good sense about such things.
i have had minutes of training in the graphic arts
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# *laugh*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# afraid it might be flowchart tiem again
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# It's true.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# :o)
managed to remember how to post this time, epic fail for the boy band one
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# haha!!
i like it when girl/boy bands stand together.
make it easier for the old Blunderbuss to make short work of them.
*pours in caltrops*
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# or the nailbomb
got to diversify, man! what have we told you about sticking to the blunderbuss, eh?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# fair enough
*reaches for bazooka blunderbuss*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# think you've just inspired the next version of worms
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# 'lo Ives!
*Ruffles hair*
How are things with you tapping people's knees with rubber hammers?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# RUBBER hammers?!
whoops!!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# the endy bit is fact
:D
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# your ace
i watch you

(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# could you post something creepy next time
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# your underage
and i like it?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
# *Hides behind Mictoboy*
*Is dismayed that bits of me still stick out the sides*
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# what flowerpot said^
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# more of a timeline, than a flowchart, but still.
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# always one, isn't there?
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# yeah
don't you just hate it when somebody knows the difference?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
# excellent
but needs more terminators...:-)
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Stage 4
Always my downfall...
(, Thu 11 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
# So true.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

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