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[challenge entry] Attack Batman Attacks!


I wanted to insert henry in here, but then I remembered that henry is a real person
and probably doesn't deserve to be associated with these scum suckers.
I seem to have a heart after all.
*edit* bah my timing!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# This is fun and everyone's shit for not saying anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# your shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Is that a request?
I've told you, you'll have to come down and get it, I'm not posting it.

HOW MANY TIMES?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Dirty beggar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# thank 'e capt'in
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Welcome, poppet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# gah, bad timing, replies-wise!
this is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# tee hees
there, im not shit anymore
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# gearrghh!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hngggggggggggggggggggg*click*!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# furthermore
may i present My First (And Not Good Enough For a New Thread) Animation, by Hol[]y, aged 9 1/2:

(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Are you really 9 1/2?

*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# :-) haha
I've shopped Gomez for a few tries...hope you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Not at all
I was out for a bit, visiting a client and officially launching this there website wot I made.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9517043

b3ta.com/board/9517013
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# he has mastered the art of rug levitation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Holy yes!

Noon all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
# what is this thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# It's Indian Prince
one of the very first internet memes/hits, if I'm not mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Is that Janet Jackson?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# hahhahhaa

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# TITS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# That came up bottom first
and confused me...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# where can I find
the original picture of this blokes face?
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# RISticles...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# new RISTICLES
keeping your testicles close at hand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I find it easier to keep my hand close to testicles.
*scratches*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# wear underpants with a sandpaper crutchpiece
saves all that excess scratching
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# They'd have to be specially tailored to get into all the regions that need scratching.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Maybe I can just hire a small scratching monkey
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# possibly
what kind of pay would you be offering?
i ask purely in a spirit of enquiry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Well I was hoping I could pay it peanuts.
And all the pubes it desires.
It'd have to enjoy its work and not mind working in confined and dirty spaces.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hmm
not this monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Weeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# birdhouse

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Where are my detonators?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# the lol is strong in this one
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Knew it was you!!!!!
\o/

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Hi JP!! Thank you sir...
Back to full strength sir? I prescribe 6 bottles of Kristal lager to be taken every night. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Aww, bless you...
I'm using the Maker's Mark cure. Works a treat.

*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# YIPPEE-KI-YAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Come up to the coast, we'll get together have a few laughs
...shit
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
great stuff, Mr S.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# bwahahaha
fuckin topshop
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Thanks Flange!
Oooh, that sounds rude ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Stan Laurel and Nick Griffin
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# NANANAANANAA NAAANAANANNAJNANAANANANAnANANANANANANANANAZI
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# : )
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQfFHYpIr-Y&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# with your exorbitant headbobbing
you are spoiling us Mr Naziscum
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Haha nice...
and /board's grinding to a halt - must be nearly newsletter tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# TOAP?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Excellent cropping sk1llz0rz!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# z0mfg
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# 4 rl
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Do you hate him cauise he's rich?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# yeah, pretty much. (who is it ?)
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Patrick Swayze
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# or that he's kidding on he's pumping paris hilton
in a desperate attempt to not look like a gay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# TOAP or screencap?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I find your lack of crop tool disturbing
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Needs more crop tops
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# It's the fact that it's poorly cropped on two counts that sets it apart from the herd...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Double Crop Fail!
All sounds a bit Sub-Saharan Africa to me...

/exceptionally bad taste blog.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# who would've thought it,
2 wrong crops, do make a right.
(smile, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# indeed. and you can blame the barneybobs for this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha
sweeter than sweets are :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# she looks the type of girl
who gets freaky with machinery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# she's gonna set his head to vibrate mode
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# so would i
not after she's done it, though. that'd just be nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hmm
i was emailed this at 10 am this morning
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# works for me
EDIT: should have known...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# he really is a little shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Your cropping skills are feeble, old man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# First post


'scuse the background, must try harder..
(yadayadayada, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# arf! :)

welcome to b3ta...you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# haha! top.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
:D
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)
# hahha most woo !!
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# shit, thrown together...but not a terminator or nazi in sight

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Haha, nice pants.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# arf!
*clucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
nice pance
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Oh, good grief! :)
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# i think you mean
spangtene ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# *LOL*
/losing it blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I'd pant like a hen too
if I was stood behind her
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# It's not just me, then.
I think she's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
# You are quite right.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
# indeed...
how you feeling fella?

I'm still bunged up to the eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Better, but still not 100% by any means...
Bourbon is helping.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# custard creams
have better recuperative powers you know

*gives packet*

grudgingly
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# most kind.
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Hand Painting


Bigger/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Painting by hand is fun
*squish squish squish* I've got green paint all over my lovely white Tshirt :'(

Also, lovely arts
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# very good man!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# You are Buddy Christ
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
i do love that film! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# lubbly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Oh, nicely!
How long did that take?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)
# thank you
it took a couple of days on an off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Are you left handed?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# i think
i should ahve been :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# GriffinLOLS
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ahhahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# LMAO
*CLICK*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# this further convinces me that babies are inherently evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# hahahahahaha
FUCK YESS!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# -tion
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ha ha ah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I've been drivin all night and my hand's wet on the wheel
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I drove all niiiiight!
To get to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# he looks like sarah silverman
are they related?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahahah
you nutter! :)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# woo
that Terminator arm is a great source isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# oh yep!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# i wish to see a henrynator
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaha
I HAVE NO OPTION...



(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# arf
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# you woke me up for this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# *LOL*
Awww, bless you, Mighty N!

*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
#
BBC Sport Mole at Queen's: "Murray is one of the few players to bring out the uber toffs from the cosy confines of corporate hospitality to actually watch some tennis. Just walked past a remarkable chap who looked like a cross between Boris Johnston and Major James Hewitt, clad in regulation chinos, deck shoes and naturally a pink sweater tied in a knot over his shoulders. Very much Queen's de rigueur. I had the temerity to wear jeans through the clubhouse and was looked at by an elderly couple as if I had just put their Persian cat in the microwave."
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Bloody hell, wtf???
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
# You should have worn a monocle
You can go dressed how you like as long as you have one.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)
# This is such a big win!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I find Eddie to be SOOOOOOOO useful at times.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Wrathchild!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Strange World?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Powerslave?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Children Of The Damned??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# The Prowler!
Wait, what game is this and who's winning?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# This is the em....umm...ooohhh....*mumbles something incoherent* game.
.....and we're both LOSING!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# OH FUCK NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Ohhhhh don't
that was the username of some attention-seeking cunt off aboard I used to frequent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Banish it from your mind, sweet one.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# She RUINED Ratt for me.
An entire band.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# What a jerk
Today I will mostly be listening to Leonard Cohen.

Hurrrooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# He was doing a gig on the telly last night
it. was. glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I'm spending the afternoon listening to Mastodon.
I'm loving this 'working from home' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Which album, crack the skye?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Yep.
I saw them last week, they played the album the whole way through and fitted in some older stuff at the end.
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Lucky bastard.
I've not got any gigs planned. We'll probably do ISIS or Pelican at some point, but.... I can't think of anything. I wanted to see Bossk but then they had to go and split up.

Actually if Boris come back round that'd be ace. Or Oxbow. SOMEONE, ANYONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I think I heard that Pelican are supporting Isis in America around now, lucky buggers.
Hopefully they'll pop over soon. I haven't got anything else lined up now either, but I have had a few good ones lately.
I remain hopeful that YOB will make it over here eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Have YOB reformed then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Yep, new album at some point apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# The hell.
Those guys are fucking around. Last I had heard they had broken up, started a new band, then renamed the new band and signed to Metal-Blade.

Still, Illusion of Motion and Catharsis are both fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)
# I quite enjoyed Middian's brief existence.
In fact now I check, there's a track from the new album on YOBs myspace. Release date around the end of July apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Fuck yeah, Oxbow!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# My condolences :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I'll get through it
...somehow
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hopefully, it is 'working' from home, and not 'working from home' :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# On a sunny friday afternoon, there's really no choice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Oi oi Sam!
Did you see his Live in London show on the BBC this week did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Unfortunately I didn't.
:C MASSIVE SADNESS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Do not fear.
It is being repeated on BBC4 over the next few days :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# nice use of Eddie
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# THERE IS NO DANA ONLY ZUUL
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh...........Sigourney Weaver...............STILL would.
P.S.

Hi Smash.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# YOU LEAVE HER ALONE.
She's mine. Only in her orange dress being Zuul though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I preferred her gettin' her kit off in ALIEN tbh.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# We 'ave an accord.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hello :)
she barks, she drools and she sleeps above the covers.
4 feet above the covers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# i like this
if only there were a checkbox :(
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# have a shave and save it
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Expertly coiffed, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# if i saved what i shaved
it wouldn't look like that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Imagine if it did.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# it would give new meaning
to the phrase cunt face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Your only supposed to shave the bloody hair off
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# pfft....how when and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Lightning skillz!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# VOT VE SHALL DO IS TO FLY ZEE PLANES!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# pocky is bullshit
fucking chocolate on a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# A propos of anything in particular?
I had green tea pocky in Japan. You can get green tea flavoured everything in Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# You shaved your eyebrows?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I shaved the other day and I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# did you burn your neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I wasn't even close to France aswell. Fucking bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I did a shit on them. Right on them.
Did a shit on a swan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# fairy are sending
100 bottles of washing up liquid to rio de janeiro. apparently, the French are washing up on the beach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# i know, i know
i couldn't help myself :/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# merkin beard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# All HAIL GOMEZ HITLER!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# All hail Gomez Adams
Cadamia *smooch smooch*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *Hails*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *sleats*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Fritzl?
Josef, is that you?
(TheWatcher, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Send Immigrants back?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Heheh
TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Mmmm. Lovely little Beatrice.
*pats knee*

Edit: I meant Eugenie, I got excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# eh?
she looks more inbred than a Norfolk farmer
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# WHOOPS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# *googles*
Better, in a uber-posh sort of way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I do like a bit of posh totty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Zara Philips
is the best of them

Queen Rania of Jordan is probably the prettiest Royal in the world
www.queenrania.jo/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# EW
She looks like she's genetically linked to her steed.

Nah, fuck Zara. Horsy bitch. Eugenie's the one for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# cor yes
she's growed up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# The things I would do to that girl don't bear thinking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# oh yes they do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# If I marry her, do I get to be a princess too?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# *orders tiara*
Of course you do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# YES!
Ultimate win. Gorgeous young lady to worship, big crown. Poifect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *swirls cape*
My work here is done!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# My hero!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *officer and a gentlemans*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay
You've got no hat on.

*rummages in JPG's pocket*


*places wallet and tissue gingerly on her head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# *thanks the lord that was a clean hankie*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Army of Captain in handkerchief helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Baron Peasemould von Gruntfuttock
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# *ahem*
Von Van - Dutch, y'see.
Von = German = Bad.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Sorry :(
I was going for the Baron from the cat returns.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# You get to wear a cream coloured tophat
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Well, I'm there, in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# It'd have to be Peashemould, then.
*ducks*

You know I love you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# o_0
*Paddington hard stares*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# *pokes* I'm only ribbing you, sweetheart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# *harumphs*
That's alright, then. 'spose....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# You know the Dutch are some of my favourite people.
If I could live anywhere it'd be Holland. Never have I met such funny, kind and friendly people.

Deadly serious, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# With the exception of Doetinchem, I'd agree with you.
It's not a nice town.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Never been.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Don't.
Seriously - don't.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# what a Count ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Oi!
Watch it, you.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# *fondles inappropriately*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)
# My mate got sucked off by Sara Phillips in a club
at least he thinks it was Sara Phillips it was kinda dark and he had had a lot to drink but she had her tongue pierced so its was probably her right?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# no doubt
her or Dixon anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# you're not wrong
even the slightly minging ones can afford to make themselves look ok
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# It's one of our talents.
As long as you can afford YSL touche eclat you're fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I think this is relevant
b3ta.com/board/9489415

(the result of 5 mins of clicking through wikipedia - the kings/queens are quite well covered)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# and prince phillip?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# hmmm.
okay, so he was born in corfu, yes. but so what really? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Just like all the Black people in england
who can trace back 5 or 6 generations yet Nick Griffin says "If you are Black you can't be British"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I'm going to call the Sun and tell them that Nick Griffin raped me for 8 hours in an Aldwych hotel room.
Yeah, I can publicise lies too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# hahah
like he's got a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# My mate sucked off Nick Griffin in a club
At least he thinks it was etc ect....
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# My made clubbed a Griffin and got thrown in the nick.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# alright, paid members of the NF to rape me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# this is one immigrant witch-hunt
i can live with
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Ah, if only
knocking the queen's head of was a nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# why change the habit of a lifetime
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I has done a paradoez of teh terminatorz solvation
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
YESSS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# yay!
this can go on for years, and i hope it does
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# cubed?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I'd prefer julienne.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# *strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] BAD
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Fuck, even MJ doesn't look that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I see that the skincancer has spread
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# nice suit :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Shopped pics only please
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Rosie O'Donnell's looking pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# not possible
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Comparitively...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
# well, maybe
but compared to how she normally looks, a pile of rancid horse shit is pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Jack White?
(Bloch McParty, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Terminator Constipation - Bindun?
(Oobla, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Let's all calm the fuck down, shall we?
Never mind that this shit's not funny any more, but people might have worked for more than five minutes on the stuff this endless fucking LOLARITY keeps pushing off.

*huffs*

Go on, disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *apologises*
*goes and sits in the corner*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I'm probably just having my woman's period.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *massages*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I'm not really.
I'm just a stroppy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# that's the definition isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
#
stro dri
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# 0_0
*rummages in award bag*

Edit: here we go!

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I couldn't help myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# ewwwwwww
womens - disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Yeah, and yet you still want to shag us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# We do?
Why was I not informed of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Something you want to tell us, Maxi?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Lots of things
But I'm not a lolgay if that's what you mean. I just can't see the point in any of it. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies. I find it offensive!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I bloody love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# the point is
it's nice AND fun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# how big and tall are you Maximan?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# He's WAY tall....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Haha, that made me smile :D
And I've lost another 7lb since the bash,
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# You are, though.
I'm not short, but you're head & shoulders taller than me!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
# He made me feel
quite the dainty :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# You are quite the dainty!
Hush there...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# HA!
Bless you :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# want a weight loss race?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# To be fair to Maxi, Smashlovely
you're cheating.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# true
but that's how to win!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Crikey.
You're wasting away!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# By next year's bash I will be :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Sigh.
I should diet. Booooooring.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Only if you really want to
I think you look fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Making babies has never been my aim.
Great fun though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# you are aiming in the wrong end then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I know
I disgust myself
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT
You're chasing all the men away from board!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Nay, Nay and thrice Nay...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# nature is grose
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# nature is goose
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Show me the way home, honey
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# It's that way, over there >>>
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# This just made me do a little poopy in my pants....
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I disagree
I'm not sure what with, but you told me to and my mum always says to do what ladyfolk want.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# it's time for Home & Away
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# haha
now now, there is always further amusement to be gained from unfunny bandwagons when someone gets annoyed. Then it all suddenly becomes justified again. like poking your sibbling with a spoon for ages and they keep putting up with it but you just know at some stage they will break, then its pokkaday... until you get punched
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# That's been pretty much my feeling on the matter for the past few weeks.
But I think it's virtually impossible to stop a rolling bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Don't spend more than 5 minutes working on something for b3ta?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# are you saying ban nick Griffin pictures? yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# hmm
I am surprised people havent been more violent with his depiction, definitely more blood needed around him
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# maybe because the image challenge is about seeing what he sees
and not the more popular "how would you kill Nick Griffin"

Who votes for a change in the description?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# as compo suggester
I hereby grant myself the powers to do this.

GO FORTH AND MURDER THE CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
# blud blud blud
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
# hell yes
much of this imagery has not been seeing how he sees but seeing him on the face of other people.

hijack time mebe?
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Well I've started....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Ever thought that I might have spent
more than 5 mins creating this one?
(Oobla, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I'm not really shouting at you, more everyone.
Don't get upset, repetition just annoys me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# ok sexy
.
(Oobla, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Backing away now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# ok sexy
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# like a monkey with a miniature cymbal?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Like me with my endless moans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Beat you to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# she said repetition, not
JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SINISTER BASTARD DOING?
TAKE IT AWAY NOW BEFORE IT CYMBALS ME TO FUCKING DEATH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# now now Auntie Geoff
that's not the way we help the internet peoples is it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Oh god no, those issues were all mine
You know how some kids hate clowns - it was that kind of manically smiling moving thing that got me
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# all clowns are freaky
media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Herschaft/clowntrain.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# cannot find server
phew!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# You'd better not buy Scotch video tapes then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Oh, that reminds me I need to buy blank dvds to back-up my NEW LAPTOP - OH YES!
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# terminator emancipation
if you will...


\gets coat
(prostheses, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# needs more 'nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggghhhhh'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
# bindun
tough shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Will their relation survive?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# i like
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# o
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Thingy of Ra or Horus or Crumblyflump or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# That's no crop circle!
Nice :)

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
# awww
reminds me of the bagatelle game that my grandad made for my dad when he was a wee lad.

edit: the one that was EXACTLY like this one

hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# No, I couldn't get the bastard neck right
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Japan's favourite Tv show?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# BIG EYE TALKY FAST SQUEEEEEAKYYYYYY TIME
Not racial. Not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Nothing wrong with big eyes
It makes it easier to gaze into them when you have shit vision.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# My eyes aren't tiny
I'm just joshing the nips. It's good to keep them on their toes.

It means I see more than the tops of their heads
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# :D
I'd love to live in Japan, I'd be like the Jolly Green Giant to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Of course, I'd need to lose a lot more weight
But things are still going well on that front :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# You need the bastard neck filter plugin
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
# is there an image here?
edit: silly k3b/-\b, how did you block the b3ta images?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
# My PC at home keeps doing that
it randomly blocks inmages from the B3ta hosting.

Cant work out why
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# JESUS SAYS NO PICTURES!!!!


quick and rough as lunch is a callin!!!!
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *badadish*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
# david blaine's new trick
proving he IS the messiah
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# only one way to find out
*goes off hunting for large crucifix*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Must remember never to buy Jeezypoos a hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# i think someone will soon have a trepanning hole that actually validates the theory
an everyone will drive stupid holes through their stupid heads and die as a result
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Why would they die?
Trepanation's been used for thousands of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)
# and most of the people who have had trepanation in the last few thousand years are dead!
What does that tell you?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)
# That the system works!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# That I must do it for the good of the team.
If I do it, I expect b3tans to make me awesome things to stick in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Deely Boppers!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Unicorn horn!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# *LOL*
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I'll be able to gore people, albeit very gently so I don't skewer my lobes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# You must mind your lobes, pickle
Very important.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I likes my lobes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Fine lobes they are, too
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# :D *cuddle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Dippy soldiers!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)
# it's always been a quality versus quantity thing though
My second job after high school was cleaning up after surgery

in the early/mid nineties a pallidotomy was operating near the speech centres and the patient would be wheeled into the operating theatre concious, and the surgeon would be twiddling away while they kept a conversation going with the patient. The only time people got nervous was when the patient stopped talking.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Oooooh, do you know anything about being an ODP?
I've just applied for a training role for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I spent a few sessions observing surgery last month.
Very interesting, but I'm not sure if I could do it all the time.
I can recommend being an NHS trainee though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I'd get a DipHE at the end of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I think I get a DipIPEM at the end of mine.
And various other letters.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I doubt I'll get it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I know enough to say that i'd never give anyone life or death advice
and also i'm pretty drunk so i shouldn't push an argument
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Nick Griffin was the British Communist Party Leader right?


Click for bigger (128 kb)
(RobbJ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
# :D hahaha this is just silly
and how did you manage to make this a 128 kb file?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)
# um..
i don't know.. witchcraft i think..
(RobbJ, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)
# O NOES, IT'S THE WICH WITH THE POWER OF THE BIG FILESIZE
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

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