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[challenge entry] nazipaint
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Pfft
Hahahahahah
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
# arf
nice one
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# *Waits for it to animate*
Ahhh, whiteness
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Heheh
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# heheheh
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# sorta bindun but still funny

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# White On !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# White board
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# i'm off to bed
i DEMAND that you bid your queen goodnight
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Good night my Queen
*hugs and kisses*
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)
# that's better ;)
goodnight
*kisses*
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Work In Progress........
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
# You know you've done this
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
# that's just great!
:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
# and then you start chewing them
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
# ^ this
then the knot comes off one end and you lose it into the hood.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
# I've done that. You have to work it out of the fabric, like a vet inducing a snake to give birth.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
# yes
yes i have

EDIT: well, that's me off to bed. g'night all!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Hahaha, yes!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I NEVER
ok i lied

woo anim :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
# It's more fun to do to someone else when they're not expecting it
But yes, I have. Love his expression.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# She does, I know I do

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# what's got two thumbs and don't give a fuck?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# go on
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
# ME
'gives the thumbs up'

:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Good :)
To be honest, I was waiting for abuse, going on the last couple of days
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I would never abuse you
except perhaps sexually
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Whats blue, stands at the end of the bed and gives the old people the willies?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Well fuck ya
It's me in my lucky bluecoat, of course. Fnar, fnar......ah, fuck it
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Seen that loads,
but who is? She's lully!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Richard and Judy's kid
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# oh noes?!
Really? Have to go check now, that kinda kills it just images of Judy's bappage at that award ceremony... :(
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
# her name's Chloe and she'd get a right good pummeling given a sniff of chance
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Strangely
That picture pops up a lot on google image search...
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# lolzords
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Dear god, she's pretty.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)
# yep
its a bugger when you pull the string through, you can never get it back
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# you caan
with a bit of cotton and a darning needle
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Also!
How does he smell?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# like eggs
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# God awful
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# she's got a small machine for doing that
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
# *watches*
*waits to see the head spin faster and faster like a spinning top and fly off and hit someone*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Damn, i'm tempted now
but that would be hella hard to animate
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# or one end of the string coming out his ear tee hee
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
# nice :)
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Hah yes
It's great when the string is round the bottom. You can do that and do the twist at the same time for maximum sex appeal.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Cool Dude !
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# you loves it
i hear him saying 'eyyy' in a fonzey way with every...tug?
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Hahaha yes I have
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
# that is awesomely animated,sir :D
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Your continued improvement DISGUSTS ME.
TO THE CORE.
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)
# so when does he finish sawing through his neck?
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Intensify forward firepower!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Hahahahhahaha ace!!!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# You still coming tomorrow?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Im pretty damn pissed at the mo
if I wake up in time to get to victoria and get a coach, yes. does thou have crashing space in form of a floor or spoons position?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Maybe, Im not sure...
I'll see what happens...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I'm still 13 beers shy of a full slab
tonight could prove interesting if I don't pass out soon
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Haha
Im still feeling a little from yesterdays massive session
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# *Hoovers Stella from keyboard*
Woo Yay Hoopla!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# el o el
thats fucking quality EDIT:if you have it saved as psd i wanna see freebases face in place of the cat
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
# we're under cattack!
woo!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I love this :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# It makes me full of glee when ever
I see Gerbil 5 standing by.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Yay Clive!
a/c
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Yes

(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
# hahaha :D wonderful
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Yay for fluffy armaments!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Haha!
Clive can be a handful
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
# not satisfied with having ewoks on their side,
the rebel alliance recruit keetens for extra fluffiness

Ramming speed!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] pea
Nick was bullied in school...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
# All valid points.
I see no reason to grumble.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Nutter
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I'm sure Pakistan does have roads.
Fucking racist.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# much like the roman roads did have corners I guess...
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 4:55, archived)
# pff
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Bum and grind, it is bump and grind
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Bless


*Re-Jerks*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
# good man :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Ahhhh....
The old bum & grind manoeuvre.Tried it myself a few times.Surpisingly, it hasn't worked yet.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
# hehehe
whitey should take his hand out of there, it's probably not helping matters
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
# hahah silly honky :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
# aaaand i'm done



just the words to sort out and its off to the copiers tomorrow
(ok, then i'm not actually done, but the all drawings are so i claim victory over this project now)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I like it :D
I love your drawing style
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# :D ta
though its only half mine, i pretty much wear my influnaces.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
# i'm liking this
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I'm not sure what's going on
But it's really nicely done.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# basically a dream i had
so i'm not really sure whats going on either :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Well woo to you
Some of the best ideas I have come from dreams. They never amount to much, but they make sense at the time.
:)

Edit: Sorry, just realized that that sounds quite condescending. Not meant in that way I assure you.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
# :D
don't worry, i didn't read it like that
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Lovely
.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Props !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Nice :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# That's a bit special
in the non-retarded sense :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# that
is funny as fuck
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# I didn't find that funny at all :(
I fail at humour clearly....
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Did you read the story first?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
# toenail peanuts!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# do not mock his toenails! them's come from jesus's feet!
(i nicked them from a holbine painting)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# hans holbein was awesome
i love his stuff
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
# ooh that's lully
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
# this is real arts
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
# I did a picture
of Beadle playing football

Photobucket
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
# ha!
*click*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
see you in Hull
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# lolzor
*clicks*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
lol
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Now, if he'd had a proper hand like the rest of us
he'd still be a mile off the ball.

*Woo*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# No way
He totally saved it!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I haven't seen many Beadles lately.
This brings me back memories.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
# .
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Commentator: Text book strong handed save from the 'keeper...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Does this work?
a jtst.co.uk design
Ot do I need to redo it? Been looking at it too long now to know.
'Ning all, by the way. :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
# It looks velly velly nice
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Thought provoking . . .
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
# NO! Fucking dole-scrounging scum!
*ahem* sorry. I think it works. Not sure about the hair, but the dress is pure lovely.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# yeah,
the girl looks a lot better larger and as a nice clean collection of paths rather than this smaller version.
As for the dole scrounging scum, took me a second to realise you probably didn't know me and were referring to the subject... oh dear...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# I don't know you, and I was :)
Got a link to a bigger version, if it's betterer?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Not yet
the biggerer version is on my 'puter, pending any final work. It's for a t-shirt compo, and they can be funny about your design being elsewhere on teh interweb.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
# it's nice
and looks like the cover artwork on a box of tampons
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Now That..
just made my night!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# she's probably thinking "I'm so free! should I ride the motorbike or use the jeep to go around in circles?"
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# i aim to please
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# nice pic,but i just had to...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Thats all they think about
these women people.
Cock, cock, cock.
:)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# this is true
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
# ahh, a remote controlled flying penis
most useful
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# If this was QI
there'd be alarms going off right now. Does improve it though.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# and alan davies would be looking guilty
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
# the clouds are moving
as i breath in and out


COOOL!!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# For Queen Smash
Swannecks

Although I'm still a republican and may have to cut your head off
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# *nods approvingly*
this pleases me.
*dons metal axe-proof collar*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# somewhat related?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# 0_0
i want one of those!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
# You really know your tubes !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Feckin' awesome!
I wonder if it plays when pissed in?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
# would be kinda bubbly
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Sir, you seem well informed on the subject of musical excretory devices
Are you an expert?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# as a tuba player since nearly the Dark Ages
I have heard hundreds of un-funny jokes about my chosen instrument (many related to "musical excretory devices") and every once in a while something actually clever shows up...
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# You really do know your tubes !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# top hole!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
# you see whats happened here is, a giant bastard swan has come into your jax and he has melded his fat fucking head to the toilet seat to use it as a beak, thats whats happened here
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# fucking swans!
hahahaha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# you just can't trust the fuckers
that's why it's safer to rip their heads off and cover their necks with shit
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# *fears like freebase*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
what?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
# this is freebase, me fears like hims
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
# i now knight you........Sir Cumalot
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Hahahahah
I just spat my fag on my monitor
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# sorry : D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Artistic genius fine Sir
this type of stuff needs to discussed in great depth by learned wankers in the Guardian
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
# hahaha

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha you love it
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
#

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# If this is another cock-off, I'm going to stop right here
;)


(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
#

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# That website is not what I expected :(
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Should hack it and put that on there :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# God
so would. She so matured lully................ runs off for tissues
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# how did you make my turner wank faster again?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# set the frame rate to 2/100th
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# dancing girls out of shot
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
# fucking love this
definate *cleek*
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
# exclamation point!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# That is lovely
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Oooh
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Haha, why the keira knightly?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Because is annoying and crap at acting
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Yes I think it was this.
I've never seen her in anything I've liked.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Oh Mr Mediocre this made me laugh lots....
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# nice work valin
:)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# : D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Ya kiiiiiiiiiillin' smee !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
# oh my.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# She wants it baaaaaaaaaad !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
# he handles his weapon very well
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# You weren't thinking of the video for secret messages were you, jeff in his lovely jumper
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# that is a smashing jumper
i've never seen that video before
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I love that song
ooooh time to gay it out with some Xanadu :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
# heheh
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
# haha nice bulging at the back :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Sir CUMference.
Made me chuckle :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
# .
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# ./.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
# ha...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# i would own a dog if it could look like this
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Everyone loves a poking cock
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Hee hee
awwww
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# rise circumcise
:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Yeah!! A dancing bear mother fuckers..


I'm really quite drunk
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
# .
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# best bit of the film
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# JIP JIP JIP JIP
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
# haha!
Yeah! :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Spin that fucking trunk
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# cat disco...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Fresh Fly
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
# do the funky grizzly!
FUCK YEAH! PISSCORNS!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuck!

(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# This is odd
and very good but makes me think of Eraserhead.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
# That is good.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
# oh o
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
# H.I.T.L.E.R. driving around in his fancy car
H.I.T.L.E.R. thought we'd never make it but here we are
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Bump 'n Grind !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Scratch it
Scratch it like a bitch
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Rumpumpump Humpumpump !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Love the eyes
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
# that is fucking win!!!!!!!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# I like grumpy bears
and I like this being a grumpy bear. Can't beat a bit of hairy bump 'n grind.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Wipes all the others out !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
# That fits well to secret messages by elo
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Christ I miss Image Ready :(
Yay for disco bears
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Woo
Dancing bears are the bestest
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
# The Mirror Dance !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# there are animal laws...
.......
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I don't think things can get more bizarre than that B&W image
:)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# my personal tribute

to the greatest band ever
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# The Cheeky Girls certainly have changed since I last saw them
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Hahahahah
I have no idea; i'm so out of date
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# Duhhh. He's obviously joking.
He means Girls Aloud.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Do you hear that?
That is the sound of inevitability
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Hahaha, what?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
# The Underground
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Their great hit "STI machine"
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I deleted the last satirical post I made because you obviously didn't get it
do you need to explain every post I make you don't get?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Eh? Didn't I?
Sorry :( I was only joking...

We need a rich search function where I can find posts I made in reply to particular others, possibly also with 'being annoying to them' as a qualfier :/
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Think I was as well
BUT NEVER MIND ;)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# DAMMIT.
I blame group theory.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
# needs more machine gunning to death
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
# i hope that stuff's acidic
they all need their faces melting off
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# This is LIFE!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# torch my bum
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Sit still
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
# it is
it is an aliens cock, so it fires out 100% acid spunk
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# good
xenomorphs ftw
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# MMMM ELO :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
# bugger
i have to listen to mr. blue sky again now
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Just listen to yours truly


(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha!
i like the jumpsuit
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# NEW PROFILE PIC!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Looking good :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
# i've lost about
2 stones since then, maybe more
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
# That is all I see when I listen to that song, Jeff banging an IBM
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# yeah
the video is a bit weird, isn't it?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Not seen the video and i can't find it on youtube
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i may have imagined it
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# CDC?
Cool dem coldplay?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Cool dem wiz da hoze im winter
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Commonwealth Games...according to you know who...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# ahahahahahha
waaa?

aghaghaaaa
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# According to the Ozzies
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# According to...
...who they (BNP) believe should be allowed to live/work in Britain...
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# needs more badgers
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# agreed!
.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
# oooh, nasty
woo!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Tosser
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# spunken sie deutch?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Audi's new slogan
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# pff
i'm amazed clarkson hasn't tried that joke yet
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Because he is crying about his limp cock
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# he amuses me
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I like him
I just think he has a limp cock, that the hamster and may laugh at him about it
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
# probably
his attitude belies an inability to function in the cock department
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I still think it looks like a baby mouse a sleep in a nest
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# that sounds very cute
i used to have pet mice
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# imagin it next time you see Clarkson
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# i'd still do him
i've got this thing about tall men
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# and what hight are you?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# 5ft 3
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
# so nearly every man is tall to you then
I am 5ft 10
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# 0_0
my ex is the same height as me, but he's built like a pipe cleaner. if we stood next to each other, we looked like the number 18
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I am built like brick shit house :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
# i know
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Vorsprung durch spunken!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
# pfff
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
# COME AHN, DOND BULLSHIT ME?!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# andrew dunn from dinner ladies must be related to griffin
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# That will be my
poor drawing skills!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
# art tiem
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Pfff!!!!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# mwahahaha!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# ahahahaha
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha
Some times I would do her
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# get in line
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# daisy chain then
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# heheheh
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# hey queen :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# hey earl :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# claaaaaaaaaan
i may have a little job for you in a bit
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Whats that you say, we need a jester
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# heheheh
it involves a more recent pic of me
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Oh, wanking material
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# possibly
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Queen Smash to you
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# No, Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash to me
With 14 As
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# although i am a queen now
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I will have to see about a crown for you
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# one of those ones
that's pointy at the front but not the sides
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# A tiara
I will draw one up for you :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# yay!
also, i have given clansoul special dispensation to call me smash with as many A's as he likes
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Ok, but I get to behead who ever I want
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# fair enough
i prefer to torture them slowly anyway
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# There will be some of that as well
We can do that together :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# yay!
i'll start heating the pokers
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
# oooooooooh Edward II death styley
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Smash is now my Queen to my King
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Heh
Class
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# I like
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# new pen and tablet etiquette
:)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Cock Winslet!
Woo.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# HAHAH
Only on b3ta.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Dickgirls FTW!
Arf.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# He's not very good, is he? It's not magenta.
Woo and indeed yay :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Hahaha Classic B3ta!
*clicks*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# still enjoy how filthy her (character) was in extras
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# You should see The Reader...
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:47, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
# LOL
*snigger*
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Hahaha,
resemblance is uncanny!
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Dick
aprio!
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
# lol
I had not thought about the potential levels that this image works on :-)
(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Pea time!

(, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] got any salmon?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Pfft!1
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# feesh
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Please tell me he isn't still playing?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Nah, I don't think so.
I think he retired when he was playing for us and he got pissed and fell through a glass table.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Always the glass table
When will this people learn
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Dude's got a fucking sweet "Crib" though!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# HOOPZ!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# i hope you're happy
there is now tea dripping out of my nostrils
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# this is on film4 right now
but i can't stand him
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# He is ok,
but Zoolander is worth watching just for Jerry Stiller!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# i just want to rip his eyes out
he's barely tolerable in dodgeball
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I think he is crap
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# because he is
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Pffft wat
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# puphphin
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# I WANT A FUCKING DOZEN
Do you have pelican flavoured ones?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOO ENGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAZ
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# i'll take a half
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)
# That'll be 3200 dollah then
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I hope it pecks that cunt to death and then I hope the pigeon dies
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# o_O
.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# @P
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# you aways make me laugh :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# swan meat causes leprosy
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# That is why only the rich get it
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# and Jamaicans
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# What?
Oh ..it's Dekky!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Awight, haz ya gulliver?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# i'll have a dozen swan necks, please
softest thing for wiping your arse on
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# and to adjust the larynx
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# if your larynx needs adjusting
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# always wild...
always wonderful:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# dabnke
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# 2
goes direct to the point.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# 012
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# SOMEONE'S BEEN MESSING WID' HIS SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# flying saucers with necks!
*rips them open for their sweet, sweet sherbet*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Have they been feeding them smarties?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Peeps.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
# only twelve for $12.12.12
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
# But there's only eleven!
This is a rip off!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I GIVE YOU TEETH FOR YOUR WHORES¬!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Bloody immigrants!
Look, I don't care how they do it in the god forsaken hell-hole you come from, around here we use
cash to buy whores. Barter is right out, unless you're talking meth, private member's bills, or pizza.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Bestest of all on bagels . . . break out the locks !
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
# hold the ham and the eggs and the mayo, gimme swan with o-reg-a-nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Man with a 12 inch pianist
Man with a 12" pianist

did I mishear?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# DON'T GET MY HOPES UP!
also, that joke is older than i am!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# COCKS
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# BIG JOBBIES
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Pianist?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# 404
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# mendeded


(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Class.
*not Myleene*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)
# She can tinkle my ivories!!


(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Get in line, Grandad!
:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha!
playing a cockcerto, no doubt
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Oh my.
O_O
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I say sir!
1845 called

they want their joke back

very chucklesome - woo
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I say!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# why fank oo Jeethes
you may go now
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# this joke was brought to you by the old joke preservation society
thanks :)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# LOL!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
# hahaha.


(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
# pffft
he's very erect.......your pianist:)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] he's scared of the bogeyman:(
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking top work :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# he looks
the kind of little cunt who'd wet his bed on a nightly basis
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Hahahahah
Marvelous stuff!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# *click*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# :D... :D...
...*fears*!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
# mwwahaaahaaaaa
shucks....forgot to put his hook in:)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# the shadow moves too, YOU MADE THE SHADOW MOVE!!!!!
good stuff!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
# except the boogyman
he has no shadow
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# exactly, everyone knows the boogeyman casts no shadow
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# sly bastard he is
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# He's not the only party leader to fear a bit of bed time
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# top wanking gordon
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# hahahaha
'kin chuckles wotsits off*
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# The Bogeyman is gonna boogie him on down . . . down . . . down . . .
▬☻▬
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# good job he's got his teddy....:)
...he's not noticed it's a BROWN ONE:(
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Thats some fine work sir.
I salute you.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# cheers:)
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Aceness.



(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
# funny as f**K
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# gah!....supposed to be SCARY:))))
arf to this:D
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# HAM TOUCHER!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# quite excellent
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Forgive me for saying so.
But this is winzip and should win the compo.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
# yes
win the compo.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# hahahaha
winner
(, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
# surely bindun?
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Haha very good
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
# not really
I was supposed to be on a stag do, but i'm brassic, hence time spent on piss poor photoshop efforts.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# "i'll be back"
"no, you won't, you're fired"
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
# "Hasta la vista, baby"
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
# plasma rifle
in the 40 watt range
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
# hey buddy
what you see is what i got
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
# I still attain glee..
by walking up to friends, saying "Sarah Connor?" then administering a dead arm.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
# what you should do
is wait for one of them to cut themselves, then say "katherine brewster?" then stick your finger in their blood, lick it and say "no"
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
# And then crash a helicopter into them
that would be sweet.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
# that's a waste of a helicopter
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
# considering the quality of some of my mates...
you'd almost certainly be right.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I'd pay good money
to see enchanted elf-like Sir Alan attempt to dismiss a 9 foot high metal killing machine. it would snap his pointly finger off and cram it up his buttocks.

Fuck knows what Adrian Chiles would make of that on the follow up show.
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)
# oh, yes
that would be some great telly
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

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