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[challenge entry] Breaking news regarding Michael Jacksons death. It was the Daleks.


(DutyPaid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# please resize these or at the very least resave with some compression on
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
#
sorry .. is this better?
(DutyPaid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
# much, ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
# It would appear to be better, yes :)
Those pesky daleks...

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Previously on B3TA the next generation......
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
# well resized
and *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
# "or at the very least resave with some compression on" ... job done
(DutyPaid, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
# weeeee
(daninderry, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I remember that pic

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Some heads are for hiding in hats . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I bought a bowler last week.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Why do I hear
'Hello my baby. Hello my darling, hello my ragtime gaaaaaaaaall.

?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Looney Toones ?
I see frog's legs now . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# POssibly
But please stop calling mr looy toons!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# looy toons . . . mr looy toons . . . white courtesy phone please . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Moonwalk new version

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# "walking back to happiness"
"wumpah oh yay yay":)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# My nech hurts watching this . . .
maybe that's good for it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Is that French for 'neck'?
I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# It's tech for neck and . . .
possible miss spelling 2009 . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# bye bye id cards


Financial Gain Plotting Video
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# ARF
great vid too- got me lollin':)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# ^ ^
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] M C Posher in da hooooouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Wow that's lovely.
What was this drawn/created with?
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# the tears of recently orphaned kittens.
And crayon.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# pffft
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hehe.
I love the animation - that whole head rising thing always reminds me of the monkey island games.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# This needs more replies for it is truly wonderful.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)
# two wrongs...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Super Dooper Pooper Scooper . . . in action !
It's tough to keep those two wrongs down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# i love my little guys...
...even if nobody else does!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# I love your guys too and should have mentioned it earlier
but I never seem to have much time to play on B3ta these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# take the time...
...life's too short!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
# PARP!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# two friends...
...sharing a special moment together.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# them laxatives are workin'
he's got a backlog of b3turds:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# you are what you eat...
...(true fact)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
# poo-etry in motion
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
# ha ha...
...(people think these animations just make themselves)...thanks for stopping by... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)
# i can't decide which one i like better.
the furious concentration on the first guy's face is beautiful, but so is the depth of sadness of the poor shit-shoveller :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
# he owes him a favor for this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
# hahaha :D
serves the little bugger right!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I have a P please Bob?


I apologise for the poor quality artwork, but wanted to rush it out before the challenge ended.
(chrisy may have been stored with nut-based products, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I actually found this lolworthy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit like polishing a turd really...


Edit: file size now reduced! Hadn't realised it was so big.
(Tattsyrup, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Topical
Also, post/moon
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Mrs T.
"post/moon"

Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Feeling lazy :)
In other news, I have interview on Friday. Tips & techniques pleez :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Don't shit on the interviers desk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
# *takes notes*
That may be where I've been going wrong....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Confidence is always good
have examples of stuff and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# From me?
You do *want* the job, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# From anyone listening really
But you have a job, which makes you better qualified than unemployed me :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Well,
Take a copy of your CV along with you, so you can show them *you* have it too, it will deflect 'detail' questions, make sure you have at least 2 questions to ask them back after they've grilled *you*. Make sure you prepare a 'job/project failure' which you turned round into a positive.
Err, well, there are loads of things, frankly. I'll have a mull and gaz you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Ta muchos
:)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# try a dab of speed
*profers*
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
# ok, but it depends why you want the job.
A) Because it seems to be the perfect job for you:
1) be qualified to do the job (which is not the same as ticking all the silly boxes in their job spec)
2) want to do the job
3) turn up, tell them that you are able to do the job and want to
4) be completely honest. No point lying your way into the job only to find out it's not right for you, it's right for the person you were pretending to be.

B) Because you want a job, any job, for money.
1) Lie if you want, or don't who cares.
2) Imply that you are exactly clever enough for the job. Tricky one this, if you seem too thick you won't get it, it you seem too bright it'll go to someone less likely to sod off somewhere better.

Mockingbird's advice - it's all of the useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Mostly A (2&3), but a little B
It's the 'tell us why you want the job' qustion that's worrying me most tbh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Why do you want the job?
Because Im bored shitless being unemployed, and fancy doing something that will challenge me and something that I'll enjoy, and I hope I can contribute the the growth/whatever of the company...blah blah blah..etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Precisely
Because I'm skint and need some moolah to be able to afford silly things like 'food' and 'water'. I know I'll be better at the job than anyone else you'll interview and if you don't give me the job I'll send those pictures to your wife.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Be honest, but also try to say what they wanna hear
They'll have company buzz words and shit, look on the comps website and they'll have goals and shit that the company will lead towards like "ambition, drive, innovation" etc...
if the interviewer seems like the jolly sort, crack a joke or something to make you feel more relaxed and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# It's the whole 'company' bit that's the problem
It's public sector, so they don't really have the whole 'jargonistic' thing going
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Oh then cunt them in the fuck :)
Good luck! :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha, ok then, I'll note that on the back of my CV ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Last interview I went to,
I said things about the hospital looking nice (it was a new PFI one so that probably doesn't apply in all cases), the job spec sounding appealing, new challenges, stuff like that.
I also made a fairly big deal about wanting to do the research they were offering, but that might not apply.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Wear a smashing blouse.
You're lovely, just relax and they'll see how fabulous you are. Also nod a lot in a 'yes yes I totally understand/completely agree' fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahaha "wear a smashing blouse" hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Hee hee, smashing outfit already sorted
Although if it's this hot it will make for parboiled trellis on a rosti of suit with a kickass-boots coulis.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Oh god yes, confidence-making footwear is a must :D
*strut
strut
strut
strut
BAM - hand on hip*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Then:
*limp
limp
limp
limp
limp*
"Why the hell did I wear those yesterday, I can't stand up now....?"
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# i wish i could help, but
in my line of work, an interview consists of "can you do the job?" and "how much"

and no, not pimping out whores.

and now i have to go and sit a test to see if i am capable of doing the job i have done for the last fifteen years...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Pimping out ladyboys?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Tell them that you really admire their company and that you can really help them advance !
Smile╚╔
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:28, archived)
# They don't really do 'advancing'
:S Tis tricky

Smiling I have down pat though. And a good firm handshake.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I always find it useful if I can crack a joke or two.
Nothing too risky, obviously, but just something to make me seem more human
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Oh agreed, I keep it light-hearted
Let it come across what I'm like. Although more '101 jokes for kids' than 'sickipedia'.....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Hello new person
Could you make this less than 100kb in filesize.

200kb+ is too big for a static image.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Very nice,
but you could optimise it a bit. E.G. www.b3tards.com/u/899d78c16b9bb1676226/new-4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# LOL
i really fancy her:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# In order to polish a turd you just need to use some
spray varnish first and let it dry.
/odd pub conversation blog
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
# ahem
edit:
inspired by the works of nineteenth century inventor, mediocre
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# pfft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Many thanks to Freebs for tidying up my lousy initial attempt...
and the tagging, ironically!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# 1865
a very good year.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Nice :)

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Haha, thats ace!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Oh, nicely!!
:)

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
# They better be your hands grunty! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Why?
and no, they aren't...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# :(
Just :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# *eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# *eyes sexily*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# *eyes on the prize*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
# *gooses*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
# *ganders*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Gotta hand it to you.
(muckluks notsureyet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Oh, thanks - I've been looking for that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# *I like this*

noice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Thanks, Mr Cre!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Nice . . . I lost my hand trying that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Write?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I lost my mind too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hehehehe...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Duh nuh nuh-nuh,
Nuh nuh nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
Duh nuh nuh-nuh,
Nuh nuh nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *tries to work out what this is*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Taaaaaaaaaaake, ohhhhhhhhn, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OBVIOUSLY ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Why, of course!
Silly me ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
# brought to life
good work that:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Nicely
Yay Escher

(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
# That's great!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Piece out MJ


(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Tony Blair middle pic on the right
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# As a child being bummed






pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Personally he looks like he's close to not using "the GEL".
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
# haha
The Express or The Metro this morning rated the 'outporing of grief' along with Elvis's and Diana's. I can't rememeber who was winning.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Weekly Wednesday Draw Off - Street Fighter

Post 'em if you dun 'em
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# rar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I DEMAND
You make one for each and every SF charachter made. (i think birdie would suit your style wicked but my personal character is guile)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Top stuff!
Blanka is the best SF character
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# This muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# oooh do some mortal kombat ones too...
pleeease
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# her face is approaching USE THE GEL levels
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Not Oriental enough to excite me
but still beyond my abilities to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# This grips me more than would a
muddy old river or reclining Buddha...

Fantastic work, have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# reference acknowledged
The queens we use
would not excite you
(beholder the lurking lurker's lurker, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# fantastico!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Fucking hell!
That's art right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Beautifully done.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Heh heh.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hey JJ, found this, and wondered if Art was worried....
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/757-reports-near-miss-with-lawnmower-1725588.html

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Like this a lot
No escaping the 100 hand slap

Also Blanka:"You'll never survive in the jungle!"

Also, there seems to be no Gill.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Nah Kens the best
SHOOOOORYUKEN
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Can't disagree with that tooooo much
Though Cammy is quite the deadly little madam.

Pulling off Canon strikes and hooligan comboes makes you feel like a big womanly man.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# I have nothing, but Woo!
but Woo!EDIT: This nonsense is the nearest I have . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# haway nazi fiddler!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# fuck yeah! :)
awesome, as is blanka! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# hadoooooken :)


Just found out the PC version of SF4 is out on Friday and me PC can play it, oohhhh yes :D

More SF Womanage, and again
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Watch out for Seth
Everyone is pretty much beatable until you get to Seth. Then he breaks your mind.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# *Joins in for first tiem*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I knew one kid
who would make her spinning bird kick as he swears he saw minge
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)
# This needs more woo yay hooplas
AND it has 'fanny' on it :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# everyone must be out enjoying the sun, oh well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:11, archived)
# *Something about a turd popping out*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# i don't like street fighter, sorry :(
what's next week's drawoff?

edit: hahahaha that one on the right is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# boooo
to you.


:]
(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# don't know
what do you suggest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# have we done something relating to horror yet
like 1950s movie monsters or horrible mutations or anything creepy (but not zalgo fuck off zalgo)
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# ooh this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# but i realised while i was typing it that everyone will just go OH HEY I DIDNT DRAW ANYTHING BUT ZALGO HE COMES LOL XD
but 1950s movie monsters could be fun. if I got the right era. I mean like people in crab suits going "Raaar!" or plastecine dinosaurs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# One Million Years BC
could be cool. Cavemen, dinosaurs and fur bikinis!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# ooh, seconding that
watch out for epiphany reposting his 10,000 ms paint dinosaurs though :D

i'd probably just draw a load of dinosaurs too, though, knowing nothing about one million years BC
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# FABULOUS dinosaurs :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Did someone say paint dinosaurs?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# yep, Universal Monsters were covered
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# braf
then i dunno. i'm sure you'll think of something fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# DANG.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I fancy something camp.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
# something FABULOUS? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# DIVINE, DARLING. DIVINE.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# i'd draw for a FABULOUS drawoff
a lot of the things i draw end up in campy poses somehow anyway. must be my latent homosexuality shining through in my doodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Pirates of the caribean?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# awesome
(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Dhalsim
The button mashers friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Please take this MEGA WOO and even distribute amongst your pictures
Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)
# VEEEGGAAAA.
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Flaming 'ell, Toasty...
These are all awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I AM
LOVING THESE!!!
(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Not at all a drawing
But I'll chuck it in anyway:


(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# 2 Minute effort using only 2 highlighters I found on my desk
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I should really check the calendar more often.
I forget these things are going on and end up not having anything ready.

Hence this. :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Yay
You are a mighty scout.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# You should see my computer
It's made from cardboard, buttons and the tears of a clown. :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Clown tears are a very efficient power source.
especially when mixed with whitewash.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I done none, my SF knowledge is limited.
I almost drew a picture of Kylie, but didn't. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# *cuddles*
Home from work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# 'Lo
You work too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I feel dead
I have been out in this heat since 8am, it got up to 33.5'c at 1pm
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Bleurgh.
I hope to god you are wearing denim cut-off hotpants and a crop top.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I had to rush this. Sorry.

Thanks for the comments. I do like the draw-off.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# This is great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# This is a rush job?!
Clickey-yay from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# ^this^
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Yeah.
I realised at 2.30 that I hadn't started.
I had something much more polished in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I like your style young man.
Rushed smushed :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# he's going to rip out your heart and do a poo on it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Nice
Click
(Spazboarder will post something interesting one day...maybe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I wish i'd have known about this, i'd have done something for it.
Did this yonks ago.

(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# haha i love the spindly legs
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# awesome style :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
#

And a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I concur
She could use a big fan as well.

Hoping this arc goes postal. Pip with an M16... heheheh
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# yeah but you're more likely to get what you ordered
/FP miss middle issues from story arcs and blame it on "messed up shipments" blog
also its cheaper
also also it hasn't been thumbed by the mutants that go in the shop (yes, I know I therefore am a mutant)

Hey JJ, you got 10 minutes to scribble a Street Fighter chicks pic? draw off is at 3 www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20254
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Poo.
I keep forgetting about those draw-offs :(

Edit: And I've not had a problem with standing orders at my local FP.
Only comic I order in by mail is Gold Digger. I like that too much to want to run the risk....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Simply ask the retailer to slip the comics between two breeze blocks when they send them.
Simples.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hurrah!
for keeping cool!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Scarlet appears to have turned into pixels.
0.o
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I do like your pixel-pics Mr The Hat :D
They make me think of classic computer games :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# gleeeeee!
I should do some more



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Oh god
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Very impressive
I should have a try and pixelling stuff.

Unless you've patented it?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# No, not at all
not at allif you need some Paint tips gaz me


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I've never actually pixeled before;
so some private messages about tutorials would probably be nice.

Thanks for offering.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Raaa!!
Amazin
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
# If Jobsy can have a liver taken out, surely they can take a lung out?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Smokin'
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# dunna dunna dunna dunna


it go small!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I'm really tempted to turn that M upside down
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# It's perfectly fine size wise
There's no limit on dimensions, just the file size.

People get arsey when shit's massive, but it doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Pretend I just posted a 300k BMP here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Fuck off earl otterby
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I did the


Small pic/big pic 'thing' and it's still big....?
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# You've done it wrong as clicking it just goes to b3tards
Try again maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# you can edit the img tag in your post to say
<img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/27480baa08ab789588d7/spiderman_9.jpg" height="384" width="512">
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# WHY DIDN'T IT GO SMALL??????????????
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# IT GO SMALL!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Somebody please to tell me why didn't it go small!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# thats what she said
maybe his head had just grow?

EDIT: MINDPISS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# 1/10 'shop skills
10/10 for humour.
(maybe coz im a manc i woz pissin meself innit)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Wimbledon nonsense
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# mnggggggggggg :)
that took me educationally-subnormally long to get :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hello there !
I've been lurking here for more than a year, but I finally managed to move my lazy butt and made something for the board.
Image hosted by uppix.net
Expect more badly-optimized aminations, crappy Paint pictures and poorly-detoured seams.


PS : I heard it was a tradition here :
Image hosted by uppix.net
PPS : I read the FaQ
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# makes me feel queasy
and aroused, ill let you decide which one
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# DAY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# CDC correction... (pedantry)
I believe it is customary to place three pubes on each knacker.

And welcome!
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# The third one was lost in a crtl+Z accident when reducing the borders.
didn't bothered to redraw it.

edith : and it was supposed to be shaped like a 'o'
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Not a bad effort. Regulation FF00FF, innovative shape.
One pube short.

I went for a walk by the river last night because it was too hot to sleep, and saw somebody had made a drawing on some wooden hoardings of a naked lady with her legs open, and some kind of barely legible comments about sperm. The thing about it was that the artist had clearly been inspired by and followed the natural lines of the grain of the wood. And a pair of knots in the wood took the place of her poon and bumhole. That's a major part of what art is. What Bronowski called "the grain in the stone".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# looks like its been squeezed too hard
at the base
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I'm left-handed and draw with the mouse in my right hand
can't afford a tablet for now.
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Pix or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# il faut avoir trois poils par testicule
oui

/not French blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Woo! and welcome proper new person!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ** glee arms **
thanks
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Lurking AND doing your homework!
C]:0D

gaz me if you have any ideas for Mr Unlucky


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# good frog.
*likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# nicely!
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
# bonjour :)
et bienvenue: prenez une chaise, manipulez un chaton... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# And now my chair grows hairs and goes meaw :'(
I hope it will use the litter box...
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hmm...
you're gonna have trouble making a cat-flap big enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# OH HAI THERE!
AND WELCOME!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty for the compo

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
# egad!
perhaps he will apply his patented low riding suspension device
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
# and kill us
with a psychedelia of colour arrangements
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Im having trouble with 'motorcar'
because I read it in a cockney accent I was expecting just motor.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# woo!
i do believe that "it", whatever "it" purports to be, will, most likely, create a rather large noise in close proximity to your countenance!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# good lord, this excrement is enormous!
drop the bomb!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Zombie remake - dr stange love
dr strangelove

how i learned to stop worry and love the rotting flesh falling from my bones...!

more remakes
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# That's bloody terrifying!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
# :)
thank ya :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Is that the cartoon version of Slimer from Ghostbusters?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# mmmm
ghost busters :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Mum wants to swap




What in God's good name: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8117619.stm
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)
# some little twerp wrote an article along the lines of OMG ANTIQUES
I'M LIVING IN THE PAST

Fuck I feel terribly old.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Gah.
VIVA TAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Woo pic.
Next headline "Father of teenagers dresses in manner that is slightly out of date and thus embarasses them. More at 10"

EDIT: This is golden: "I mistook the metal/normal switch on the Walkman for a genre-specific equaliser"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# As we would have described at school as
'being in the CSE class'

/showing his age blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
# We tended to use the term
"Fucking spazmo"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Mnggg, it's pronounced spacker
Bell-end!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Not when you've punched their stupid teeth out, it ain't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# No no
YOUR mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Kapow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I can see why they gave that kid such a big walkman to use
to work off some the effects of pie consumption maybe...?
WM10 FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# cassettes were shit
also vhs cassettes were shit, thank buggery for cds and soild state.
bet his fingers are too fat to press the buttons
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Vinyls' still good :(
though a bugger in the car stereo
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# It works both ways though
I have a creative mp3 player thats only a few years old and gets the piss ripped out of it whenever i bring it to work. (due to its cumbersome size)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Yeah I've got one of those.
Best money I've ever spent. It's been dropped, dunked and kicked, and still rocks ya balls like a crack whore's sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Its a 40gig zen touch
scarred to bits but its brilliant for taking on holiday and just plugging some speakers in :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I think I recall that Ad Campaign:
"...Creative MP3 players, they rocks ya balls like a crack whore's sister, and available from all good stockists now!"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# "I mistook the metal/normal switch on the Walkman for a genre-specific equaliser,
but later I discovered that it was in fact used to switch between two different types of cassette."

The boy's an idiot.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# "As I boarded the school bus, where I live in Aberdeenshire, I was greeted with laughter"
Get used to it fats
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)

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