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# Last of the WW1 Veterans


henry allingham lives on in our snearrrggghhh
(Olipro is apologising for length, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Fuck Off.
(Peter_G, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# what!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Tell him again!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# With you on this one
There are some things that even b3ta shouldn't take the piss out of
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# IT'S STILL THE DAYTIME FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I think what Peter G might be trying to say,
Is that you should hold off on going posting-crazy, I know it's very exciting, but it does push work down the board and makes sad tiems for everyone. Your featured chap is also a bit of a love/hate character, favoured by the gayshift, so be warned.
I may be wrong and he may just want you to fuck off, in which case; YEAH, GET OUT OF HERE PUNK, GRAAAAAARRGH!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
# No, what I was trying to say is, "fuck off"
to someone who used a guy who served in ww1, ww2, and who was a founding member of the RAF, to try and make us laugh by putting a shit meme on him.
(Peter_G, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
# ooh, we've found a sacred cow.
in ur base, slaughtering your sacred cows.

of course, the image has no actual bearing on reality, like most of the internet.
(Olipro is apologising for length, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# You smell of poo.
(Peter_G, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
# so I guess an allingham-twin towers-nagasaki-tubgirl photoshop mong is off the table?
shit would have been SO cash.
(Olipro is apologising for length, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# You can say what you want but you still smell of poo.
(Peter_G, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Gah. Alrighty then.
He's done too many things wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
# The facts ma'm, just the facts...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# you can tell the pen pushers at city hall
I'm handing in my badge and my... erm... stick and I'm going it alone...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Dragnet FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# I think I drew a witch...


Click for bigger (114 kb)
The joys of photoshop! Draw one perfect hand, ctrl+C ctrl+v horizontal flip, yaa two perfect hands! I shall never draw right hands again. See because I am right handed.. so I can draw my left hand.. and then.. well I am sure you get it, the idea that is, not sex, I wouldn't ever question if you get 'it' because of course you do, you're a b3tan.

...yesssss
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# sexy witch!
If a little gaunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
#
gaunt fat

EDIT: Where the bloody hell is Dark Hams IV?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I have some old bacon in the fridge, does that count as dark ham?
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ^
eat something!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# fat ankles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# cankles!
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Needs more tutorial.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# eccelente!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# awesome work, Cap' L!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# This is magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
# WEEECH!
Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# wotcha david
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
# PROF!
*glomples*

Wotcha! How your life?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] TeleSCUMM


If only this were real... it wouldn't be Shiiiiiiit
(Olipro is apologising for length, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# hahah! But I guess it would look a little more like the original version of Maniac Mansion - infact, probably worse :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# maniac mansion ftw
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# nice
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"YES! WE'VE GOT A BLOODY VIDEO!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Now THIS I would watch
For the QT, I'll wait for the DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# utter, utter, utter, utter,utter, utter,utter, utter,
utter, utter, utter,
utter, utter, utter,
utter, utter, utter,

*breaths*
utter, utter, utter,
utter, utter, utter,

woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Ta Prod!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# ace :D
i think it's vyvyan though :) argh pedantic bastard alert!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# "Crop rotation in the 14th Century was considerably more widespread after John.."
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# *tries to unlock pension*
*fails*

Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I got the key
I got the secret,
I got the key to a
a-nother way-ee-ay-ee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# :O
I knew it was you, on that dark winter night back in '91...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Es are good
Es are good
wooooahhh oooh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# calling Mr. Raider
calling Mr. Wrong
call him insane
(insane)(insane)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# You've got "insane" tattooed on each butt-cheek
That's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# :)
I also have 'genius' tattooed on my ball sack (which is technically called a scrotum which should always be pronounced in a Scottish accent)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# You can't not say scrotum in a Scottish accent, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# try shouting it in a Russian accent
it doesn't even fucking work like that. I did that once and ended up with a bowl of beetroot soup...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Are you some kind of magician's apprentice?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I'm kermit the frog's
butt double
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I bet that keeps you busy?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# :(
I was once rimmed by Gonzo...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# That must have been quite a feat for him
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# he got his nose docked
into my foreskin...

it was quite thrilling for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ...and now you have somewhere to keep your disco-ball!
win win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# awooga!
magic
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Haha!
and nice screen effect too
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Old-school CRT for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# ^this
It's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S
football crazy, she's football mad...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# The football it has taken away
The.. er..
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# just act as if nothing has happened
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Will do.
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# good
I'll be checking from time to time - fuck that shit let's boogie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *unpacks disco ball*
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# where were you keeping that?
*grimaces*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I have no idea.. D:
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# check - quickly
before someone important asks... also we need more dry ice
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Ok. How are we for lights?
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# we're not too bad
the DJ is out of his mind on Crystal Meth, but I have an in the mix 96 CD
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Good.
Right, Lets get this fired up then.
Oh, and the disco ball has "Pink Floyd 1994" written on it, should i just use it anyway?
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# we have a bigger problem
the bar is almost out of Midori
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hmm..
We have melon juice, will they notice the difference?
Or we could do a quick rundown to the off-license. There might be some there..
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I can't name a footballer
Ulrika hasn't shagged
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Justin Fashuno? Or however you spell it
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# She's had him too
She used a strap-on
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# For him to penetrate her with, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# double ended?
the end???
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# at least 3
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# 3 double ended strapons?
we're going to need a professional on call... or a few keen amateurs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# or about 8 disinterested amateurs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I have left this conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I keep it alive with my love
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# it takes the love of a good woman
or several average ones
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# FASH! AH-AH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# haha
I'd forgotten about that
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# :D
me too until I saw her name... then I remembered.

how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# tired and looking for a job that doesn't make me quite as bored as my current one.
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hmm - I feel for you
I'm unutterably fucking awesome... I'm in Hanoi and I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Hahah, bollock sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Daddies?
*repressed memeories*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# THIS is why I don't like brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# sick and twisted thoughts, I like it well done
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# top shop
what page for cosmo and dibs fan fiction?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
you evil cunt - I'm doing Cosmo and Dibs accents now...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# hahahha :D
i can't believe i've never presented my cock to someone as if it were the fish of the day before. what have i been doing with my life?!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Just remember not to fillet...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# or de-scale it
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Telly text
(dogof2head, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Who loves ya, baby?
sucks on lollypop
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Haha
Made me think of terry tibbs
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Heal the world with finger puppets
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# It's such a shame he's dead
He was really good at finger puppets :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# lookaddisickleface :D
wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Pimp My Tele-Text
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Fucking win
You have arrived!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# thanks mate
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# pffft
BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Word to your mother
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Arf!
This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# couldnt get the font for teletext to work, so I thought fuck it!
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# ;)
But this works well as it is anyway, as the page is pimped...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# he steve! what did you do with the clitbang site?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I did who in the what in the where now?
'lo flops'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# it was yours wasn't it?
www.clitbang.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# nope, not mine!
jelly.b3ta.com/board/9608391
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# not mine either
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *presses the yellow button*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Bloody adverts...


Click for bigger (138 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *issues takedown notice*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *clarkson voice*
"WHERE THE HELL IS THAT BASS COMING FROM"
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Ummmm
the sea?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)
# lol
yeah what happened with mr. CLITBANG aka Steve?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# :D
best film ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Cillit bang the movie?
Never seen it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# +1
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# ^^^ This but...
...the MST3K version was most delightful.

"Sure I'll ram my ovipositor down your throat, and lay my eggs in your chest, but I'm not an alien!"
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# "Nerdy Joe sold seperately.."
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I am very expensive though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# A superfluous third nipple excludes you from the Nerdy Joe Gang..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# "There's......something on the thing.....some.....thing."
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)
# one of these days, I'll have to build my own interocitor machine :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# ...with hookers... and blackjack...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# ah, forget the blackjack
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# In fact forget the interocitor machine...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ah screw the whole damn thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# don't be silly. Everyone knows a good interocitor has to have a big screen witha white-haired, huge-foreheaded alien scientist on it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] RIP - Rest In Pixels!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
# syooperb! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
# yes!
amazingly done

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Woo
and quite possibly, Yay
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# bloody marvellous!
(Peter_G, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Fucking rubbish.
Do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Haha
/snot shoots from left nostril
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# god damn what's with all the snot today?!
oi bluddy 'ate snot, me
grumblegrumble, as you were...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Ha, ha
Why is it always complaining in your posts? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# He's just depressed
because it's always raining
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 18:39, archived)
# That's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Woo!
Megadrive Moonwalker? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Oh, Im waaaay too slow
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# moonwalker
I thought it was master system, looks 8 bit to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:21, archived)
# hate him
love this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Hated, you mean hated?
He died you know? Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
# not long past
but still very tense ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# He's dead?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# no way man!
we'd have heard

it'd have been on the news!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Haven't seen it in the news yet...
But I heard a rumour somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# 30k
Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I know
Cuttin' it right down to 4 colours, did the trick!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Bleedin splendid
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# that's a gert load of woo
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# OOoooH
I like that, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# good lord, that is soo woo, yay and quite possibly hooplah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# That's from the megadrive game isnt it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I cut down the colours on the sprite sheet
And animated the bits together.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
#
Moonwalker. One of the most infuriating and worse-designed megadrive games of all time.
(lozza_c, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
#
I liked it. When I was 8.
(I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 22:27, archived)
# ooh this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# That's
brilliant - and brings back megadrive memories from my misspent youth!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Smooth,very smooth
great stuff..
(fishermanash, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Criminal?
Smooth??
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I'll give you 'Something for the weekend'...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# he was good on soccer a.m with hell's bells

but he's a smug cunt now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# to be fair,
he was a smug cunt back then too, but at least he had something to be smug about :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I miss Colonel & Ginger..it was good back then RA RAA
www.youtube.com/watch?v=60UIA-fufKc
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# it's all about the topless weather, in association with graveh :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX46EK03nSc
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I never watched it
but I assume he fitted in a bit more then. Now he just talks over everyone and seems uninterested in anything. Smug cunt indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
# this is it, he just doesn't seem to give a shit
and is really bad at pretending :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# ^ haha
he owns the production company..so he's not going to get sacked
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha classic
corner the weekend television market and then make it even shitter than it was.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha, that explains a lot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# what's your verdict on Mowbray
so far? crap defending, create chances but don't take them?
(prostheses, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
# we've been unbeaten all pre-season
and played really well last night even though we lost the game by 1 stupid goal.
we didn't take the chances but that was the same story last season.

I think we can do it next week away from home, but it's going to be tough.

it's early days yet

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# are they playing
good football? it usually looks good (i'm a WBA fan). hope he does well.

i'd worry that you overpayed for Fortune though, he wasn't that good for us last season.
(prostheses, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# yea I'm not to sure about Fortune he doesn't look up to speed yet.

Aiden McGeady is playing really well at the moment but again it's just to early to comment on the new players.


fingers crossed that it all clicks together soon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, couldn't pixelate the sheep.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Draw the sheep! Block by block!
lolz though :)

Also: Threeeeeeeeeeadrush!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
# mmmm lambchops
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# googling for "mutton chops" is sometimes amusing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# heheh
also: how is this a new feature that could save teletext?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT SHEEP IN MY AREA!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Isn't that just a normal teletext page though?
*takes off pedantic hat*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I cannot find out about sheep in my area on a normal teletext page (as far as I know)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Dunno bud, just thought it was funny.
:-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# no problemo
it is funny

*visits page 606*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] They get everywhere

How do they do it?
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I'VE WON AGAIN!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Oooh, superbly bad taste there
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Thank you. I do try my best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Poor Donkey Gums....
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# whenever the teletext weather was on, my mother would insist on saying "which bit are we?"
every time

EVERY TIME!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# More Simian McKellen...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# lol
gaywizardape
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Gay wizard rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I would pay to see this!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Cocum rectimus!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Ohhh, that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# He makes a good tramp
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
# He makes a good tramp
'lo Ninj

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
# The could be the real Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Hiya Bela!
You okeedokee sir? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Pretty damn good
Just handed in my notice \o/ You?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Ooh...
...nicely. Where are you off to? Good luck wherever it may be matey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Not the first time he's played one either.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Oooh, nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Teletext shock sites...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *cringe*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# HAHAH, I knew this was around the corner
DONT PRESS REVEAL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# no need to i'd say

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Come on, we all know goatse can go wider
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
# i heard he can wrap his cheeks around his head
and literally vanish up his own arse
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# *cough*

Sounds familiar
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# The Germans have got this all wrapped up
drx.a-blast.org/~drx/projects/teletext/index.en.html

(Don't think it's NSFW, but use caution...)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
# the very fact that this is something to do with Germans means i shant be clicking
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# heh
it's like Sam Fox Strip Poker
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Pffft
I remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:56, archived)
# lovely.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Coming soon to the B33b...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Will there be a feature on HappyToast?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
# And will he boast of of meeting ghosts?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:55, archived)
# HappyToast's Proud Boast of a Spit Roast with RiverGhost on the Essex Coast Eating Buttered Toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Winnar
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Or fill this thread with more pea-roasts..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
# No
He injured his foot so couldn't meet the ghosts. He'll post about his roast.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] B3ta Cherry Broken By Large Throbbing Image


Click for bigger (200 kb)
(JustPete, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# shitty with outbreaks of horse-pain
Damn good lurking there!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Pffffft
Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:45, archived)
# those damn nazi horses
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
In other pearoast horse news!



from this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Pippa's funnel
childish-LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:49, archived)
# D:
FUCK!
That's near(ish) me D:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Your FUNNEL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Full on CMYK Compliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This is pure win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:43, archived)
# hahahahahahaa! awesome :D
this compo is turning out to be a lot better than I thought it would!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:46, archived)
# this one is pure win!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 12:57, archived)
# So that was the point of the Reveal button
Brilliant :-)
(jnewco81, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:10, archived)

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