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# Ben S did this one but he doesn't have an account so I'm posting it for him
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Kittens
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Well I like this.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Just 'cos he's in bat at the moment...


Edit and best thing ever from the TMS inbox!

"From Paul in Lancs, TMS inbox: "Just to confirm to Andy Rawle (1142hrs) that I've taken his advice and am now starving the children while I focus wholly on the rest of the Ashes. One of them's asked me to quickly google the number for the NSPCC between innings. I know CC stands for Cricket Club though not sure about the rest. Great to see she's really getting into it, though.""
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
# That bat looks like a cyclops with a giant grin
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
# happy bat is happy :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# (oD ]=
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Ravi Bobara?
edit; ah! Filename says yes! :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Yep
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
# aaah Bopara Fett
took me a moment :)

Fucking hell Cook is crap
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# either/or...
and yes - sounded like he just wafted at it like a piece of damp lettuce...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Great Job Mr Fritzl
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# This is the answer to the housing crisis
I'd happily live in a bunker, I'd have to wear a blue and yellow jumpsuit though
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I bought a lovely blue jumpsuit yesterday
I look like a sailor in it. Not quite like Debbie Harry as planned, but nevermind.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Presumably you'll be performing Gilbert and Sullivan with your newly aquired attire?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Hell YEAH :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
# :D
Her nose should should pant,
and her lip should curl,
Her cheeks should flame,
and her brow should furl,
Her bosom should heave,
and her heart should glow,
And her fist be ever ready
for a knock-down blow...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# mmmmmm....
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
# <3
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# indeed
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
# This is simple & BRILLIANT so it gets a *click* fro me.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# so, you've given up on color...
...is that it?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# erm....
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# GASP!
Wrong star wars character as the pontiff

I like this
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Haha! Oh yes!
...give me a minute....
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# :-) ahoy!

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Waaaaaay too subtle for me
I had to create an animated gif to compare the images ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
# PgUp/PgDn is your friend.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# nice touch...
...up.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Friday afternoon doodle.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Lovely :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# This is superior in every single way to the original
and you should be congratulated ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Drastic action must be taken to save our industry! ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha.




(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# i thought you said you were only doing 1...
...-__-
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I said possibly!
Then I had an idea...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Carry On Potter
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# That so needs Kenneth Williams as Voldemort :)
Excellent stuff, comme d'habitude...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# You read my mind!
:)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Living up to the username there ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Lully! :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Haha great :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Haha. Ace


(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# ALWAYS wanted to get this off my chest.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# oh noes
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# HEhehe
Ace
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Fuck!
Nicely done as ever sir :D

i thought you might like to know as well, I have one of your cat animations as the wallpaper on my mobile. It always makes me glee :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
hope you haven't paid for them?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What do you think I am ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# a newt?
:)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# haha oh sheeeeit
Am tuned into the landing on NASA TV
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# eeeeeeeeep!
ace!
damn, this is really awesome :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Haha love it!
That's incredibly well done, it's harder than it looks, especially with that source image, but you've made it look easy ;)


(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# indeed it's quite tricky
especially because of perspective..
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Someone's gonna get fired!!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Beautifully done
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Most excellent!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# nicely done sir!
that's lovely.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
Awesome.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Marvellous!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# This is the way it SHOULD be done
So instead of complicated re-enrty and landings, the shuttle can fire straight back to the landing pad from whence it came ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Nicely nicely!!
:D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:14, archived)
# very nice
 

 
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# This is a million kinds of excellent.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Hi cockalorum to that!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hi bastarding cockalorum indeed!
:)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# wow :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
# B-U-...
...TEA- FULL!!!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Pffffft
Took me a while ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# too cool...
...subtle!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# GOOD JOB...
...top shop!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Oh my, what have you done!
I'm backwards!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Absolutely outstanding.
Cor blimey!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 7:27, archived)
# this made me giggle like a loon
well done
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
# The Pope is releasing an album. Long live the King of Pope!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I've heard it's mostly punk covers

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# CATS?
How are you gentlemen?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I'm like a sock at the bottom of the draw
Odd, faintly cheesy in odour, and holier than thou. :P

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# He has a keen sense of irony that one:)
woo
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Time to "Pope Idol" image:-
10....9....8....7....6....
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# POW!

Oh, wait, that's not quite right.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuck!
pow! awesome!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Pope Gun?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Kids love 'im!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Smooth cardinal ftw!
In the video, does it start off with him flicking a communion wafer across the room straight into the jukebox?

I do hope so.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Arf!
repope!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# you've been blessed by
you've been cleansed by
a smooooth cardinal :)
woo! nice track names (obviously :D)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
# King Of Pope!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
# i should really be working...

(mustapha, shirley :D)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Instant win
He's also on pills I hear
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# why thankya :D
Gimp ftw!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
fantabulous!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# spank you :)
spank you very much :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha
I literally facepalmed at this.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# haha :D
my work here is done...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Arf!




(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# meow!
:)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I think one was done
with fozzy bear, but yours is lubberly too.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# phew :) and cheers :)
your fox animation is approximately the best thing ever :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Although I was expecting more Fozzie Bear
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Now that I've seen before...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Woot!
Bring on the bat :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# :)
/secretly hates the muppets shhhhh....
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
#


What heresy is this?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
/and sesame street too. i just don't get them :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)
#
kinda with you on Sesame Street but muppets win everything. If nothing else the Elton John episode is pure joy.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# nah, i prefer pints :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
# That guy gets everywhere!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha :D
holy shit :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Well stop poking your fingers through it then!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# gah!
*cleans nails*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# And another nail biting deterant from the people that brought you anal bovril!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# hehehehe :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Hhahahahaha!
Top stuff
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Arf!
: D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Magnificent!
*clicks like buggery*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Oh I love it.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Apple saves the day and takes CEEFAX mobile!

You will notice of course that I did not post a link, because I am not a numpty bollox!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I kind of love this
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I kind of love you to in a tazer and rohypnol kinda way...
I Ninja the typo!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
#
me too!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Oh Archie!!!!



:D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
# But I can still see a fax up there.
*points*

There.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Now you CEE it... now you don't...
Now you CEE it...
now you don't...
Now you CEE it...
now you don't...
Now you CEE it...
now you don't...
Now you CEE it...
now you don't...
Now you CEE it...
now you don't...
Now you CEE it...
now you don't...
Now you CEE it...
now you don't...
Weeeee! THis is fun!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha! Woo.
What a shit idea!!.....So expect Apple to market it immediately!!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I might be implicating you in something over on /links...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Haha. Not me
But I do recognise it.
And can almost remeber who it was..

/tip of tongue blog

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Where did Barbarossa's reply go?
It was Yanmania, in case you've arrived here from /links and are wondering wtf I am babbling on about.

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=23692
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# It was a duplicate of Cockweasle's post above it, so I deleted it
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Ah - that explains my confusion...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Let me guess, you're brandishing your ignore stick again...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:54, archived)
# *whistles*
taken him off now - he must have caught me on one of my Special Days
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I saw it too.


He might be saving posts.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Yes he's approaching that all-important 16190 milestone...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# 16961 has good rotational symmetry
(in some fonts)
EDIT: No it hasn't you idiot.
EDIT2: I'm going to delete this post now. Just watch me.
EDIT3: Ready?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you Babs :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# :D
But now I can't delete it, until everyone is asleep :(
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Arf!
I like the post script too :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh, your tag nec paracus nec speramus
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I've seen this before
is it a bindun or a pea?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ceef*kd
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/extra/video/p003r536/


i know its a link but its relevant.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# It's relevant for /links
maybe even /talk
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Did you make it?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# What's happening mum?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# WampaWoo
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Gah.
I have the cheeky Girls song in my head. Send help.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# We are the cheeky girls, you are the cheeky boys or something.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# NOO..
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Touch my bum


(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# *touches*
This IS life!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Meh, your tag nec paracus nec speramus
next parachute next sperm in anus, because the board nazi's are Bubba's
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Fuck, I just lost the game :(
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:33, archived)
#

only joking, just been wanting to use this for ages :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Crumbs!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Aceness!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# And I think he probably could..
.. them eyes are top spooky.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Not worth a new link but:
Just been working on some really simple manga drawing tutorials for the kids at Mrs. Maneki's work, the idea being that the kids can follow the simple instructions and end up with something that looks distantly like manga.

Please feel free to give the manga-girl sheet a whirl.
(My scanner's offline so this image is off a phone cam, apologies for tin-potness)


Click for full page
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# That's great!
And would be worth a new thread :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Nuns N Rosaries
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Livin' on a prayer?

Edit good beebmash, and an impressive degree of lurking :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAH
We're half way they-er

WHOOOOOOAAAH - HO!

LIVIN' ON A PRAY-ER
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# \m/
*rawks*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# You sometimes see people miming along to the intro
Makes me laugh, most people don't realise that that sound in the intro was made by a guitar and not by a mouth...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Where is it written down that you can't mime along to guitar noises?
Widdywiddywah Gnnnnnngnnnngnnn \m/
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Look below:-
 
 
"You can't mime along to guitar noises"
 
 
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:26, archived)
# The guitar can say johnny used to work on the docks!?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# LOL
That's the verse 1 opening line. The intro is the bit before that :P
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Nice to see he is broadening his musical styles.
I was getting a bit bored of his hip hop persona....


(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I bet he's imagining Madonna's boobies!!


(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Damn skippy :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# pendulously swinging in front of her knees somewhere...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:21, archived)
# *sicks a little*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:25, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
# WHAT YOU SAY?
MAIN SCREEN TURN ON

For great justice

That guy's getting everything he deserves. Fuck America and they fuck you back. Harder.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
# With any luck, they'll also prosecute him for this:
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nearly as good as that super intense guy with the shit music videos. Can't remember his name....
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Peter Andre?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Pfft!
No, been linked on /links quite a few times. TO TEH SEARCH MOBILE!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Mark Gormley, his name is Mark Gormley :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Good.
He deserves everything he gets. Fucking arseholes.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Why? He didn't cause that much damage.
And to be honest if they where using remote desktops on machines that had sensitive information on then they deserve everything they get.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I'm sorry, no.
I just don't buy into hacking at all. It is pathetic and childish.

EDIT: Also, he didn't do that much damage? Well he did some damage. So if I turn up at your house and kick a door in and snoop around your house it is ok because the door isn't that expensive say, that's ok?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# you wouldn't get 70 years though would you :p
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# You wouldn't get tried in a court that belongs to the householder
held in the cellar or something.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Well no, that is true,
however, breaking into his house wouldn't compromise national security would it. But that is beside the point. Complain about the length of the sentence, by all means, on a humanitarian standpoint, whatever, but the law is the law, and if you break it, you deserve to be prosecuted. Simple as that.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# it's not at all that simple as anyone who has followed this at all would realise
what he did barely even constituted hacking
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# He was basically a script kiddie
Ran a script he found to search for systems with no security and then RDPed to them. Hardly hacking.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:22, archived)
# there seems to be a meme of people getting dinged for just walking into wide open systems that should be fucking secure
what if he was an ACTUAL OMG TERIST

fucking idiots don't learn, they've been this shite for years.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I don't claim to know the whole ins and outs of the case,
however, he has said himself that he hacked in looking for classified UFO documents and such. Seems to me that it is unarguable that he hacked the system.

I'm not sure what you mean by "barely constituted hacking"
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# well the guy admitted it naively without a lawyer.
what I mean is, it was not a serious professional hack. The security was woeful and the guy probably couldn't even believe how easy it was to get in. what I mean is, if you go up to someone's house, try the door handle, and it's unlocked, you are wrong to enter, but it's not breaking and entering if you do.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Actually it is, amusingly enough.
If the door isn't closed, though, it isn't.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# As I said below, no, it isn't breaking and entering.
However, it is still trespassing, which is a crime.

And if the door is open and you go in and rob the house, insurance payout or not, if you are caught you will still be charged and convicted of theft.

You can try and moralise it as much as you like, it is still a criminal act.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)
# again I'm not saying he wasnt wrong
but you shouldn't get convicted of theft if you don't fucking steal anything...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# No, of course you shouldn't.
However, he isn't being charged with theft is he. I am just trying to draw a parallel.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:39, archived)
# illegal and legal
doesn't always equate wrong and right.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:35, archived)
# It doesn't even always equate to illegal and legal, either
if we're talking about different countries.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Maybe not.
However, illegal does equate with against the law. And if you are going to commit a crime, you can't complain about being punished for breaking that law.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Well, yes you can.
You can in fact complain about it. Say your crime is producing modern art in nazi Germany, and you get put in prison for it, complaining is entirely reasonable. I guess you mean you're silly not to expect to be punished, rather than that you shouldn't complain about being punished.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)
# The systems broken into weren't even password protected or had default passwords
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# That is may as well be,
but that doesn't mean that it is acceptable or right to go inside.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Yes, but we are talking the difference between
charges for misuse of computers and charges for terrorism, which is what he's going to be charged with :S He deserves to be punished but what he's facing is more than a bit severe.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# As I said before,
by all means complain about the severity of his punishment if you like, however, he is being tried for terroroism or whatever under American Law. If American law states what he did is terrorism, then he should be punished in accordance with the statute. Sadly, it is as simple as that. The odds of him actually getting sentenced to 70 years is, I would venture to say, highly unlikely.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)
# And you think American law should apply in England?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)
# It's a bit hard to say where he did the crime, really.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I'm not saying it necessarily should, no.
However, the crime he commited, although he was sat in England, was for all intents and purposes commited in America.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# no, as you said before
"He deserves everything he gets. "
although I suspect this is internet bravado
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# And I stick by that.
I said that you can argue about the severity of the punishment all you like. I however, am not.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# then you are either lying
or are lacking in qualities I consider necessary to be thought of as human. If someone on a tour of the houses of parliament thinks it would be funny to sit on the seats, and the pm gets embarrassed and the guy gets 20years behind bars would you argue that the guy knew it was wrong and deserves everything he gets? It seems either you don't value your life very much, or simply don't care about anyone else one bit. There's simply no getting around it; this guy is being well and truly fucked over. He's already lost getting on for a decade of his life to this bullshit as it is.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Maybe.
As I said before, I don't know the entire story of what he did, and no-one will till it goes to court really. He may well be being fucked over, yes, or he may have done a lot more than people so far know.

It probably is too harsh and unfair of me to say that he deserves 70 years, you're right.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# That would depend
if my house's total gdp was 14 trillion dollars
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# actually the correct analogy would be someone simply turning the doorhandle and wandering in
if you dont lock your house, just try claiming on insurance for anything stolen
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Well sort of,
that isn't breaking and entering, no. It is however trespassing and still illegal.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Oh ok.
So it is more of a crime to steal £100 from someone who only has £300 in their bank account than it is to steal £1 million from someone who has tens of millions in their bank account? Fucking bullshit.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:20, archived)
# No, but
it is more of a crime to steal $100 from someone who only has $300 in their bank account than to steal $800,000 from someone who has $14,000,000,000,000 in their bank account.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Seriously?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
# yes
100 of £300 = 33.33%
800,000 of $14,000,000,000,000 = 0.0000057142857142857145%
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)
# So it is simply based on a percentage?
I am sorry, but you must have kept your moral compass far too near your collection of delusion magnets.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I think you must have kept your moral compass,
far too near to your bad-common-sense-magnets! Ha! two can play at this analogy.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# It's exactly as if Gary McKinnon had very long arms
and reached across the atlantic and pulled a general's pants down.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Funny kind of system.
So how does stealing $1 from somebody with $3 shape up against stealing $1 from somebody with $17,500,000?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Apparently he caused $800,000 worth of damage.
I'd be interested to know what kind of damage this was. Maybe he hacked the computers so hard they exploded, or maybe there's a way to measure embarrassment in dollars now.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Going on IT contractors salaries in the early 00s,
That would probably be resetting the password on 80 machines.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Pfft, I see.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Plenty of ways.
He obviously breached the security system, I don't know how, but that could have required rebuilding or whatever. He could have deleted files and such from the system which would then have to be re-entered and such.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:15, archived)
# could have but didnt
it's likely just how much they suddenly realised they had to spend to actually stop people just wandering in to their systems, the fucktards.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I'm sorry, I really don't get this.
So because it was possible for someone to hack into the system, they are at fault solely and he shouldn't be blamed? If he noticed this issue with their system and informed them, it would be a very different thing. He however exploited it for his own purposes.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:28, archived)
# From things I have read he did
They ignored him so he carried on. Not that I'm saying it's right.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:31, archived)
# you are reading too much into what I'm saying
I'm not saying the guy didn't do anything wrong, merely that he is being completely fucked over, and this is all way out of proportion to what he actually did. The americans were indeed at fault too as it should not be possible to do what this guy did. This is probably why they are so pissed off about it. It's pretty embarrassing for them. Also, stop with the bullshit please: exploited it for his own purposes was curious and had a look.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Gazzed to save the thread from becoming way too collosal :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Pfft
"Gary's mother, says she fears her son will not survive if he is extradited to the U.S."

Well, since he's facing 70 years if when convicted I'd say that is pretty accurate
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Ah let's go crazy - have another one :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Unexpected Dibnah!
Woo!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)
# There's not enough Dibnah in the world...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:37, archived)
# This is very woo
And unexpected Dibnah FTW.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:34, archived)
# If he is any good at hacking
we will be seeing Catch Me If You Can type movies in 30 years from now.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Last Fett post I promise...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Hahaha
lovely!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Bloody Star Wars bandwagons :(
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# at least i put some thought into it
:(
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Not having a go, your pic is very good :) I'm just not exactly a world leading expert on Star Wars ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
It won't be ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Nice one!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahahah...
:) Nicely pal!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Lol rabbit doctors
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# *loves*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I endorse this :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Will you endorse my parking ticket?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# As long as by endorse you mean set fire to it,
sure.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Je ne regrette rien.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Boba vet?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
# PISS!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I want real vetinary!
I want Mr. Farnham!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# tha spelt vitnery wrong tha thick get, thee...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha
yes. Yes I have.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# and Farnon
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Everyone's a critic!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Boba Vet?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *spang*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)

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