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[challenge entry] .......But I can't be ARSED.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# you can't be arsed....but you made the effort and posted something


so clearly you can be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Pah.............
BUSTED!!!!! :-(

Edit:- Congrats on the F.P. bud. ;-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# thanks..was surprised at that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Have I Got News For You
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Way to go on mocking politicians!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# To be fair, the fee CD ad would take up three quarters of the front page
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# hehhehh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Labour is selling us to the highest bidder
Welcome to the 51st state

(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Wah wah wah,
we're america's bitches and have no thoughts of our own, wah wah wah.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I know its not RPS but.....
....i wanted to share this with you, I am currently having the house rewired and had to empty the loft out and i was very surprised to find this old Toshiba T2110 486, 12MB RAM with a 500Mb HDD running Windows 95.



What was more surpising is that its been up there approx 12 years, plugged it in and it booted no problem, where as my current dual core Dell throws a fit if its shut down unexpectedly.

Sorry for poor lighting in photo, we are having the house rewired so poor temporary lighting.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Ooh, can this be second prize in the challenge? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# ^
this
(Peter_G, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# That sounds like a plan, but since booting it up i have kind of fallen in love with it. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I'll give you £120,000 for it.
(Peter_G, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Sold
Account Details please. :D
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
#
okay, but you you that they are internet £s?
(Peter_G, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Ok internet £'s are fine.
Even internet £'s will make me feel richer right now.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:37, archived)
# okay
*gives you £120,000 internet pounds*

want my address now then?
(Peter_G, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Nah but thanks for the offer
it was very brave of you. Or am i being groomed?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
#
have you ever felt like your parentz just dont get u?
(Peter_G, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Ace!
Although with regards to modern computers breaking down more often, I would guess it is because we do so much more with computers now more than anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Agreed, to be honest it was just the shock that it just cracked on and booted up making all the lovely clunky noises those ye olde HDD used to make.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I bet it is super noisy too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Although its a little clunky its not too noisy, i do love the monochrome though!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:35, archived)
# WOO!
it makes my 500mhz ibook look like the hight of technology.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# is it your old laptop...or something left behind by previous owners?


/porn blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:30, archived)
# 500MB Hard Drive?
Pah! You'd only get 5/7ths of a film on there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:32, archived)
# haha true :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# It is actually something that i acquired from a skip at a previous employer many years ago....
...yes yes Tealeaf i hear you say but it was all above board. :)

I had just totally forgotten it was there, it was sleeping all warm and cosy in the original leather case.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# 0_-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# so, obvious question
what sort of porn is on it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Old porn......old porn.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

Click for full postcard size
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Brilliant!
And especially ace work on the stamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# haha
loving the stamp :D
(Peter_G, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# the stamp rules!...
...(NEW POST/FP)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# close the compo, Archie's spent 5 minutes on something
top work and excellent postcarding
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# there's another one brewing *brews*
/nice work on yours fella, do like it :)
Have also nearly finished a bit for the 'collab' thing, hopefully get something up tomorrow on it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# says you :p
(Peter_G, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I wish I had his brains
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# ...read that as *brians*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# how long did you spend on your front page?
I know I knocked one out in under 2 minutes..


fnarr!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# front page?
*looks*

ooh, it wasn't a joke!

Yay

er, a couple of hours I guess
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# a bit late clicking on this
love the stamp..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] 'took me ages it did
(Peter_G, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Lovely :)
woo

He speaks to Stalin whilst he is on the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Nice arts, although I can't really comment on the politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] PAYBACK!...

(not worth it's own thread...i didn't want to top off your beautiful art)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:26, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Talented stuff
With a message and a sense of humour


god I hate you
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Forgiveness...
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# GOD has spoken!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# C'mon Barry!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Barry??
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# haha it was some silliness from years ago
www.b3ta.com/board/6027577

barry for me..now and forever more is the name of the underdog in a fight

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# FUCK HIM RIGHT UP BARRY!!
God I miss those times :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# shouldnt that gladiator be a crab?
edit : bah I now leave, shame marking my weary footfall as I march to the abyss
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# aaaaw :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# YOU CAN DO IT BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# DON'T LOG OFF WHEN I HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO ASKS YOU ON FACISTBOOK BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Wah wah wah!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# you singing run away by del shannon or something there?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Cheers ya fucker!
Now I shall have to listen to that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:24, archived)
# yes, barry.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Come on, Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:21, archived)
# FORGIVENESS DENIED.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# NOW SAY 20 HAILMARIES WHILST I CUT OUT YOUR LIVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I bet he says 'You're forgiven' in the fourth frame.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# In the fourth frame he high-fives Jesus and they have ice-cream. Yay!
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Jonathan Ross stabbing Michael Winner
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Whoever wins, we lose.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# one down, so it is a start
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:19, archived)
# DAMN YOU CLOUDS!!!!!!!

Lincolnshire over cast...probably not going to see any this year :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# i thought he was putting on a tiny red hat for a moment there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# leave peas alone!!


although it does look like he didn't wear his anti-pea shower hat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Aye!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# +2 points
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Haha!
My gf is away and I ate a lot of beans today.
These things are directly connected.

*breathes deeply*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I'm with the angry fella on this one
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# That is the worse bobble hat on the planet
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I looked at the sky
you know what I saw?

Here's a fucking artists impression of what I saw



(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# It's still on tonight if it's any clearer.
Should be about for a few days yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I'll have another look
but if nothing happens I want my money back!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Not a cloud in the sky
the scene is set for a good night. I have both sun loungers out in the back garden and a bottle of wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha! Ace as usual. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] LOLITICS


I tried to be deep, like catnipp, and came off all crap, like catnipp

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Scary.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# yeah come to think of it
it'd be safer mocking obama :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# CHAAAAAAAAAAAANGE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I b e l i e v e
it's not butter :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# god I thought it was....him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I laughed at this statement
but then I stopped.

out of fear.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Im not getting how
the expenses scandal compares to the other items on my list of disillusion
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# These poor bastards can barely afford two moats
why can't people leave mp's alone!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# travisty
they would not be able to maintain a quality sensor array.
Unthinkable! I will have another stab at this for some reason before the month is out I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# yes
have a stab at some mp's!

you might not win a lappy but you might get some sort of prize :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I found two suspect fake pound coins in my change today.
VOTE FOR CHANGE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:03, archived)
# BELIEVE IN THE CHANGE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] b3ta. Because creative agencies are too damn expensive.
(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9630858
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Vitalbalistix. Because moaning and bitching is just too easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Reality. Because sending a flyer to 0.67% of the population ain't going to do shit.
Sorry. But it's true.

Change costs money. Plain and simple.
(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Not necessarily at all.
However, that has nothing to do with your original statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# If you don't like the compo, or simply take it personally that someone might actually be rewarded for something they create that's worthwhile
then nothing is stoping you FUCKING OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# yet it still didn't stop you whoring yourself out to them?

amazing what dangling a carrot will do

Whore!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# You don't even have to offer me a carrot.
Promise of a cuddle afterwards would do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Whore? Moi? I do filthy for free :)
You do get the meaning of 'pie in the sky' right?
(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# yup got it..just saying ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I can't believe this is going to go on for a month.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I think we'll have another challenge next week.
but they'll keep this open.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Yeah, I expect so
Still, a whole month before they declare the winner to be someone who entered on the first night.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I don't think it's done and dusted yet..
I'm happy with my entry..don't think I'll do anymore, not unless sock makes an appearance


but there will be b3tans who will post loads desperate for teh win!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# well fuck those guys
:)

and yeah, they probably already have the winner

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# EXPLAIN YOURSELF NAYSAYER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Says 'ere
www.b3ta.com/features/mockthepoliticians/
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I know that,
I thought you were bitching and moaning about the compo itself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Oh, no, I'm all in favour of compos with physical prizes, and it's a good topic too
But a month's too long.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Ah ok.
Rob said earlier that a normal compo will be announced next week, and going forward, it will just be that this one remains open. I personally like the idea of it staying open longer as it will give people longer to think of ideas, and take the time to do them to the best of their ability. Hopefully it would mean less Q&D's, but hey, this is b3ta ;)

And anyhoo, it won't take over the board for a whole month :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# That's true ashally, and as the winner will be picked by them and not by public vote it would actually be possible for an entry towards the end to win
Redsushi, you've convinced me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Damn skippy Bitch! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# £5er that the winning entry contains a joke ripped from Have I Got News For You.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# has bobodor won yet
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click and win clunge
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# *votes for clunge*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# And?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# you should worship me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Should I?
Tell me why and I shall decide....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Because she's Queen of the Perverts, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# because noone does
and i'm feeling mighty unloved and my self esteem is in minus levels.

the whole no job and quite literally no money factor and impending birthday and all that is just making me feel like i've spent 22 years doing absolutely fuck all worth while nad being a bit of a craphead.
AND CRPAHEADS NEED LOVE TOO! that and your easy and my love of peter cook can normally sway you to do anything.

i mean to say, you should worship me because i love you lots michael.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# *considers*
....

....

....

....

*guilty worships* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# i do loves you tho
you are like my bestest ever ever friend who i've never met.
i think you're the only person i call a best friend as well.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# You only love me because of my metal reinforced skeletal system :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Clunge..such a lovely word :)


clunge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Sorry about the result dude.
Thought it was a bit harsh on Caldwell to get sent off.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# yea absolutely shocking sending off, at the most it was a final warning

but I knew we would lose when that muppet Burley decided to put David Marshall in goal


:(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# that 3rd goal was jammy as hell
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# urgh..and lets not mention the other one that went over the line.


we could have got pumped by a fuckload more
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Aye, although I have seen much worse go wholly unpunished.
He doesn't seem to have much of a clue atm. Where was Weir? He played well last time against Norway if I remember correctly?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# God knows!.. George Burley has a fantastic record of keeping his best players on the bench
instead of playing them...f**kin' pussy.

the sending off did change the game but it's up to the manager to lift the players and get them fired up.

I want Souness as the next manager..Burley's cards marked
2 games and counting.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# He doesn't seem to have the passion he used to have when he managed Ipswich to me.
I must admit, I have never been a fan of Souness, however, he is someone that you know would walk in there and get every single one of those players playing for the shirt, and if not, they would be out on their ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# even though he has a dodgy ticker..he'd still make them shit therself with fear! :D

we need someone with a bit of fire! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Yeah football! HooYAH!
Did you see the bit where that guy kicked the ball to the other guy? And then the other guy then also kicked the ball, but some other guy got in the way!

FUN TIMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# the girls are in the kitchen if you want to have a talk about shoes love :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Shoes
www.b3ta.com/board/9634572
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# god love 'im..nasty injury
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Yeah, but it was worth it for the shoes ;)
DO you like my blue cock too?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Certainly looks like it
I did like his bionic arm though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I AM A STABBING ROBOT! I AM A STABBING ROBOT!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lBRf0UgjFc
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Shoes are like, so last season. It's all about UGGs now girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# And they're not shoes?
No! They are Kid n Play dressed up as Eskimos! That is what they are!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# *clicks fingers*


*shakes head*

uh huh!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# So my attempt to be a MACHOINTHELOOPTESTOSTERONEGUY didn't work then?
Darn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Ticks all the right errrrrrr...... Box
Hur hur hur, Snatch jokes :-)

I've clicked, now when do I receive my shipment of clunge?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I lied
I don't have any clunge. I do however have a photoshop of the founder of vote for a change urinating on Rob Manuel's head.
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Post it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] This is Willie Sullivan
Image and video hosting by TinyPicRelieving himself.
Willie's the founder of Vote For A Change, he wants change so bad.
Stolen from the greatest photoshop ever.
(Please send a SAE if you want your seam horse returned.)
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Oh Paper Clip :(
You're so gonna to get b&.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# sad face :(
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Can we at least wait until they provide the prize before we scare them off and they pull the compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:42, archived)
# do you want me to delete it mue?
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Oh christ don't let people start taking me seriously, we'd be in a hell a mess very quickly if people did what I told them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# You are Gordon Brown!
AICMFP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Shite! My guise is revealed! Quick! To the BrownMobile!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Oops.
You've got the droopy side of your face stuck in the door....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I've definitely seen more offensive things
Like a believably-sized head (oo-er).
(Paper_clip You are hearing me talk, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Clunge you can believe in!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# BBC are covering the Compo


Click for bigger (155 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# BT3A?
You got the wrong site mate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# LOLs
Can't be arsed changing/editing as it is shit anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I still say we should vote marr
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Johnny Marr for PM!
More mandolins in politics I say.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# he's a very naughty boy
(if you cock up your image, please edit the existing post rather than deleting the thread and reposting)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# noted
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Almost makes you feel sorry for the cunts....


DE-RIS: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8196949.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# What do you think you're doing sushi,
making a pic that actually mocks the politicians? It'll never work....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# ian duncan smith sprang to mind initially
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Hence the De ris :)
Thank you, sadly not being BBD, people just don't recognise my scathing political satire as genius ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
# cutting edge
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# They're all a bunch of fucking troglodytes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzMWe6XyVdc
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# No!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9DVJE_bhVU
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# hahaha!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Thank you Beau Bo.
I was starting to get depressed, but now you have commented. That is all that matters :D Feel free to tag it yourself and win the compo for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Tiddles did not care the picture was not in widescreen....


yes well.... there you go.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Phwor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# When I sneeze, my cat runs away.
He evidently can not haz sneezburger.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# -10 points.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# ^that^
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Consider yourself fortunate, Culture scum.
I nearly did a picture ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# ours says "gesundheit" in catspeak
or so I think
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Would!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Yeah, we know, but what about the sneezing girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:52, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# +10 points
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# you gain a level

10 mana points and 25hp
learned spell cockaloop's enchantment
learned spell unitard
learned spell medusa stairs
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Tiddles is wise beyond his years.
Mm-mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:54, archived)
# PHWOAR!
She'll need a tissue...



...and so do I
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:55, archived)
# corrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# *snap*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# hooray!
*motorboats*
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Ok
Oi loikes! But who, what, when and where? My radar is normally tuned in to such happenings
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# awesome funbags.
i approve.

*rubber stamps*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] This is not satire.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
# This is 2 people jumping off the twin towers and fucking on the way down
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] that is highly disturbing
and topical

also: fucking hell there are tons of these

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] bah i got too depressed to finnish this
did you vote for this
still going to compo the fucker tho
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:52, archived)
# hah
it has potential
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# lines are closed at the moment but dont forget to vote for rustle brand
Gordon however wont need votes in order to piss your money away on a bonus for the bankers. I would have liked to include Cameron in this but he hasn't done anything that remotely merits media attention good or bad vapid futile shit that he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon Brown Sauce
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# you spelled "spuff" wrong
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Ahh, what could be more authentically british than HP Sauce made with pride in Holland.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:44, archived)
# its made in the basment of 10 downing street actually, tsk.....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] hurrahs!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
#
(ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\|, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# sauce time
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:49, archived)
# *ahem*
In the mouth
Out the bum
Straight onto
The burger bun

Spread it good
Spread it thick
Swallow whole
And then get sick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I knew I'd seen her somewhere!!


Click for bigger (160 kb)
(Equalizor, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I got something to say
I killed your baby today
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as it's dead
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
# She looks like a 16 year old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# what a horrible cunt, i only read yesterday what they did to that child, bastards
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:43, archived)
# And tax payers are going to have to pay for them to get new identiies when they get out of prison...
they shouldn't even get out of prison in their lifetime

Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Apparently she was such a slob
That she spent her whole day in bed on the internet,

Erm..
(Fon Repeat until funny, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Am i the only one to notice she has
a Daniella Westbrook nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] oof!
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:34, archived)
# The frames where he's looking to our left show's that Gordon is cleary dead behind the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] grand!
repost explosion part 2

Brown to Beckham: "How would you like to be Minister for Sports?"
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:39, archived)
# my first thought was
"but Beckham doesn't play for Hull City?"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] meh...


...not so good at subtle political satire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# You need to clearly label everything in the picture for it to be proper political satire
darling ---- "big government"
Briefcase ---- "your hard earned money


something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# David Low
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
# compo it?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)
# COuld do I suppose :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] lovely bulging briefcase there
also: repost explosion for t'compo

"Our Premier Demonstrates How to get 'a head' in politics"
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
# His face looks photoshopped.
Fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:38, archived)
# chancellor caught with out of circulation notes shocker
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 19:42, archived)

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