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# Not been here for ages. Have a Shirley.

Click for BIG
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Def would
(in the mid 90's anyway.)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Nice

(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# sorry
see above
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# ooooh!
I like that.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Productive day in the pub :)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# COCK
Fox and duck?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# the notty
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Ah! Close enough
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# A brown cock????


(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# A question mark of spooge.
But what is the question?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# The Cock and Jizzings?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I get ex of redness
:(

/edit: now I see coins. Nowt wrong with cocky coins.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:18, archived)
# he voted for change
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
Thick Sausages anyone?

(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# hahahaah
shit!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# D:
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Bono?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# HAHAHA
Brilliant
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# D: D: D: D:
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# redsushi?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Nah too big!!


(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# haha you bitch. meooow.
i'm gonna have a go on his trampoline
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Booooiing!!!!!

(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# You'll be broken like him
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# He's not a child's toy
...although he is the same size as one.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Hahaha, is he really that small?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# Q: How do you make a sausage dog?
A: Have sexual relations with it in your car with others watching.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# That's shit

(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# ^
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA:))
:DHAHAHA:D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# You're gonna need a bigger toilet.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOH....that must've HURT
:)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry]


/edit Just noticed, it likes standing in front of Russian washing-machine shops.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# tasty dawg, yo
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# yes!
nicely done
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Dash! that a good pic!


(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Quick and dirty


Special Kay.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# What happens to all the bullets that jet fighters fire, but miss their targets?
I mean, they shoot at about 10,000 rounds per minute, they're often angled upward, and they start several miles up.

Has a rain of bullets ever come down ten minutes later upon an unsuspecting villa a hundred miles away?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# dunno
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:48, archived)
# yes...
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# yes
you'll just be sitting there

in your villa

enjoying a croissant

and being, like, YEAH, FUCKING YEAH

and then in slow motion...

a dove's wing's beat... beat.. beat...

the moisture in the air moves in waves along the wingtips

while a hail of metal rips through your villa and your croisants

and the dove flies away

while the villa explodes in slow motion


beat... beat... beat.. go the wings...

haha, funny stuff :D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# damn those doves!
fuck it, i've been up since 6.30 and had 8 battles, i'm off to bed.
g'night all!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# nite nite
:D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:56, archived)
# How's Black Mesa going?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# I'd eat my own shit to play that game.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
#
to play that game.

LOLZ!!1
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:01, archived)
#
I'd eat my own shit to play that game.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Cakie what the fuck?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
#

(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# "Glad to meet you, kid, you're a real horse's ass."
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# that is rather well done
and that hat makes clarkson look a complete and utter twat
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:34, archived)
# ^^THIS^^
And *CLICK*
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:38, archived)
# cheers all
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# well done
I just depressed myself

:D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:39, archived)
# £POA
:(
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# if you have to ask
the answer is no

:D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Give me 5 years and I'll be able to afford that
but I dont ever want to live in london
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:43, archived)
# haha
good luck :D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I WILL!!!!
Or at least be able to take out a mortgage on my salary for a house like that :D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:47, archived)
# with the interest that'll generate
you'll probably get a free sex in the bank

:D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:51, archived)
# OH YEAH!
BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:54, archived)
# can you lend me a tenner then?
:D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Im on the dole at the moment :(
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# well, you'll have to adopt a few more dole identities if you want to buy an expensive house then
:D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely done!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:40, archived)
# hahah
excellent
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# hAHAHA
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:41, archived)
# MARS-1 ROVER
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I'd happily drive that.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# New Scientist says Mars may be hostile to carbon molecules.
Which means it would be unlikely to have life :(
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Aw man
Link?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I saw it in the actual magazine.
Hold on.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# thats a bit of a blow.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# for alien life
indeed
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# .html
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# status 200
OK
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Meh.
New Scientist is all bollocks anyway.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# It kept me entertained on the plane for a while.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Oh yes.
Some of it is certainly interesting ...
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:25, archived)
# ^that
wait, where do I put this. In a reply, or directly below?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Damn, that buggy would get me in with the ladies, if the atmosphere supported their life.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING COMING FROM MARS
ARE A MILLION TO ONE
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# But still..
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:36, archived)
# i heard the atmosphere was mostly Carbon Dioxide...
...*chokes*!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I meant organic carbon molecules.
Like methane.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# obviously the methane is mixing with deposits of msg
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Illuminati plot makes mars a barren planet!
Wake up sheeple!


.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# first they take mars!
then venus

then it's straight up uranus!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# That's just what they want you to think
Really Mars is where the NWO have their offices and summer homes.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:05, archived)
# and the special tainted tinfoil factory
that makes people think they think what they want them to think they think they think.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# nicely
you have a great style
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# I like your style buddy
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# stylepiss
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# I am intrigued by the upper left tho
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# it's the back of the ship, MARS-1...
...see below.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# thanks...in case you missed the first one...here it is...MARS-1
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# very much awsome
this a book your working on?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# nope...
...i'm challenging myself to do conceptual art.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I had a dream a while ago I was living on mars
it was nice.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# TopGear on Mars..
ARTWORK IS WOO!!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# thank you, sir...
...(it only took me 3 days)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# shotgun!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# we got lasers too!...
...YYEEEEE-HHAAAAWWWWW!!!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I was wondering where I left my binoculars
very nice!

It seems to be lacking suspension, but might have special squishy tires that handle that.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# It's got all you need and more...
...after all, it is the year 2030!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Top cool

Or even on top of top cool
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# The famous Clarkson Mouth Replacement Incident in 2013
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# He aged well.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Shopped images only please.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Who broke his nose?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Hammond
after he tried to rape him.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# ahahahah
improved!

edit: I might actually watch Top Gear if he looked like this.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# He'd still present the whole show with one hand on his heart and the other on a first edition copy of Mein Kampf though.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Mmmmmm...DROP!...
...(made myself laugh).
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:31, archived)
# :D...
...:D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:33, archived)
# It's all a bit quiet in here tonight....

Let's all liven the place up with science and explosives!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# BANG
GOES THE THEORY!
Have some science:
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I am looking for a copy of A Long Walk To D.C. by the Staple Singers
if anyone has one?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# No, but I have more science
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# What is the surface/liquid we are seeing here?
and what was the experiment? some sort of wetability test I would assume.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Lactose powder
Kollidon 30 binder.

Penetration times tested
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Interesting, whats the application?
I have similar images, but with less smiley faces and more carbon nanotubes.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# It was for granulation/nucleation purposes
Basically seeing how binder addition affects the size of granules over time. And with different concentrations of binder how the penetration time varied etc... blah blah blah science!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# AND HOW IT CAN BE APPLIED TO BOMBMAKING AMIRITE
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# No >:(
You'll be pleased to know, the masters Im doing has nothing to do with bombs at all.

it's on product recovery, AND NO, THAT'S NOT RECOVERY OF BOMBS AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN DROPPED!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# We live in the age of recycling
Even war criminals gotta put in the effort
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# No ben
Just no.

Also: I will be doing a drawing thread later.
Subject tbc
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Oh good, I'll stick around.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I feel slightly more knowledged now :)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# i miss cr3's thing
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:35, archived)
# This^
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Try this instead...
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# That didn't help,
but it pointed me at this: isohunt.com/torrent_details/110899321/staple+singers?tab=summary

That is, however, surely illegal, so I shall give it a miss.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Taking an MP3 off a site is just as illegal. Unless it's a free to share MP3.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# excellent
thanks very much indeed for that
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Cheers
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Can't find a dowmnload anywhere
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Has Cr3 removed the music search from cr3ation?
Edit: evidently so.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
#
#http://www.b3tards.com/u/4a3da2443b60acf67b49/blob.gif
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Pfft
That's a lot of blobs.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Thanks
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:17, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# That looks like man science
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# How long are his ears?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# eep!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# fluffy nuke
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# get some fuckin' disco cats in here!...
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# ha ha
Superb!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# At last, a protagonist I can identify with
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# I too, have hand-hands.
:'(
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# it's a curse
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Actually, for old time's sake:
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# P
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# f
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# f
 
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# t
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# !
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I am stowawaying on this chevron.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Making this bit longer right here.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Shut the fuck up.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# No!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Longer!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# MORE.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Wider still!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Oh what the hell. Might as well make this wider.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Oooh! A chevron!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:10, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Deeeper!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Fuck the system!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# fFFFuhhh
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Wider!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Tsk.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# silly
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Oh hai.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Hello Mue.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# ada
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# ta!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# very
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# much
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# indeed
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# sir
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# So simply put.....in this version he's a self harming goth :D
who doesn't speak much
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# So, much the same story then?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# ewar hanhans
nicely done sir.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# so his hands have hands?...
...confused.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] hover sausage :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Hover Sausage.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Hover Sausage.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:16, archived)
# He waits.
That's what he does
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:17, archived)
# waits till he's needed
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# and then he leaves!
HAH!

thus causing consequences
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# hover sausage
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Hoover Sausage.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# honda scottish
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# that's his air-space
no other hover-sausage would dare enter:D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# :D
..
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 22:27, archived)
# where's the gopher?...
...huh?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] the madness!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Cthulhu Fhtagn S'sge
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# It's a bit quiet 'ere entit?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
#
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cumberland R'lyeh wgah'nagl frankfurter!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# catbaby wants feeding:)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
# haha wtf
redsushi is blanking me, in his own living room.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I read that as wanking!!!



(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Lack of that sort of thing is probably the problem.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Get off the fucking internet then
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Why are you all on b3ta when there's real life fun to be had?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:50, archived)
# blanking, dude
like in blanketty blank

"Redsushi is [blanking] me"

we have to guess the missing word
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I DON'T WANT TO!
*cries violently*
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ames, sweetness,
turn off the intewebs and suck his cock, stat.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww
w
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Hoooray, somone posted a picture
...and a damn good one too
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)
# :D
ta!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# :D
:)lol:)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Oooh...
that's a bit good
and a little bit creepy
I likes very much :)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:56, archived)
# wow man...
...you've outdone yourself.... wow!...!O_O!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# What's up with Google and Smileys?
I just did a Google search for ":)". ZERO results: nothing, nada. What's up with that? Does Google ignore puctuation?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Why did you google search it?
Checking your spelling?

ANSWERS!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:24, archived)
# work! (oddly)
I'm trying to conduct research into the typed smiley, and all previous search results seemed to focus on the pictorial variety. Silly, silly internet.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# In that case, as I have just done your work for you.
I want paying!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# time and a half too-it's Saturday!!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:46, archived)
# you post deleting tart.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Despair.com owns the sad smiley :(
fact
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:25, archived)
# come on we all know demotivation pics are Sooooooo 4Chan
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# sorry,
what?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Ironically, I searched google and found this:
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# that's a bit pants
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I can't find approx 3 bags of compost and 2 of manure
as well as my spade.
Can any B3tards suggest where the hell it might be?
Oh, I am also missing a nice fluffy blue pyjama top.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# My motherfucking pizza dough won't rise.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Shocking
I shall make a list of all these things and then post them on every messageboard I can think of.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# There are other other messageboards!!!!!!


(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
# It ignores everything below "and" and "the"
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# This is untrue.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# allow me to play some sad music for you, to accentuate your plight
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay!
You are a silly :)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
#
nice legato action
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
# hare on a g string?
genius
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# QUICK!
Have a car i just drew and not worth its own thread anyway.

(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:37, archived)
# no
the thread isn't worth it's own car
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# drew?.....that's ace
looks like 3d stuff:)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Well;
the wheels are shopped in, although they weren't spinning.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# DAVE!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:29, archived)
# As always, SG, your work is glorious!
I love this to infinity!
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I don't know
if you will see this, but thank you! It's not as good as the one in my profile though.
(, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Tedious cunt.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Why the fuck is this still here?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
# i couldn't find my virginity anywhere
i looked everywhere and everywhere but no luck
then i realised it was in my hand all along
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
# BECAUSE THEY FLY IN A "V" FORMATION
I MEAN, THAT'S THE JOKE HERE, THEY ONLY NEED THE ONE LETTER, BECAUSE OF HOW THEY FLY, IN A "V" FORMATION, I'M NOT SPOILING IT AM I?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:04, archived)
# AH FUCK
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I'd put that troll on ignore if I were you
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)
# He follows me around
it's fucking annoying.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
# If you really want to know,
I know all.

But please don't spam the board.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# here ya go...
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Noice



(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:25, archived)
# srs bznss
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I would like to see this when I connect
to remind me that it's there.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
#
Internets! Internets! Internets! Internets! Internets! Internets! Internets! Internets! Internets! Internets!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:28, archived)
# this incites violence...
...sex and violins.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] "Now ketchup and leave this office!"
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:00, archived)
#
he doesnt like people getting their sausage out in the board room does he .
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I bet he gave him a grilling too!!




(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# lol
like it
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# You are a girl on the internet.
DO you have a picture for Mstandot?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I only mentioned there wasn't one in their profile!!



(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Hehehheheh
Oh, he looks so disconsolate!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:21, archived)
#
I know...poor little sausage!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:36, archived)
# O HAI B3TA
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
# His beak gown get aaaaaall wet.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Catching flies
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:06, archived)
# ooooh
hee hee!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:11, archived)
# repost while the animals are playing
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# he's got a friend...
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Yes I know this isnt Flickr
I was driving around Derby and spotted this on the back of a bus
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
# O HAI
Tch0rt

Edit: I like your pololotics thing down there
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
# oh ffs
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# C'est nes pas une green buse
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
# The back of a bus, I believe they are common place around the world
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Sup tch0rts new account.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Did the driver ride the kerb at 40mph
shortening the lives of everyone on it through fear,
ensuring they have less time on earth to exhaust the
Earth's precious resources? Bus cunts.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:00, archived)
# of course
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Haha
Lies!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:01, archived)
# BUS WANKERS!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# YES!!
Captain Spunkwash.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Ha! I like that
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# What's in a name?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Mmm Persian
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I loled so hard when I read:
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Did you have sex with Amy yet?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:46, archived)
# No, and I won't be either.
However, I am currently having sex with Mstandot.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Oh dear. Trouble in paradise?
DOHOHOHO.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I was only gonna have a three way with you and Amy
so that I could sex you anyway!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# gaaaaaaaayyyy
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:54, archived)
# How is that?
I thought you were a 16 year old girl?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:58, archived)
# No dumbass, I'm 17. Duhh.
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Oh man.
I was thinking, well if she is 16, I can imagine she is 15 and that would be sexy. But if you're 17 I can only imagine you are 16. And there is nothing sexy about that!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Heeresnachrichtenamt (Army Intelligence Office) is an intelligence agency for the army of Austria!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Richard Johnson (wide receiver)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:42, archived)
# I thought you meant that prick from The Skids
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
#
Grzymay,_Zambrów_County !
Awesome ;)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Desmond Dudu! LOLS1
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Hahahahahha! top 'shoppage, sir, awesome work! *click*
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Tell me in the FAQ where you need to post an image to start a thread in /board
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:47, archived)
# about halfway down
"Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?

Generally not; your thread will be better received on the talk board, where discussion is encouraged. If you have tailored your post specifically for the image board, please be considerate to others; the board only holds 15 threads at a time and it's not fair to push somebody else's hard work into the archive just so you can say, "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes."

If you just want to talk nonsense and chat to people, then you should go to the talk board where you can gabber on about anything you like and not worry about upsetting the people who make pictures.

If you want to discuss a link, the best place to do so would be the links board."
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Take that Friz you fat faced fool!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# But
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Who the fuck is rob and what does he know?
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
# b3ta has out-grown rob's control. His opinion doesn't count anymore.
(please don't ban me!)
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
# *vimods*
That's what you get for being online at the weekend steven!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:00, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:29, archived)
# don't confuse these two
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I always mix those 2 up
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# What's in a board?
Links, Fucko!!!
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Go on then
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:50, archived)
# "Ha ha ha... you bought new shoes."?

also...


(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# fas-
cin-a------t-i-n-g...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
# .
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Aug 2009, 18:01, archived)

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