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(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:42, archived)

I wish I had won Toronto.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)

AAAAA GHDAAAA DASHLOO LOO

PUSH PINEAPPLE SHAKE THE TREE

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)

Zane Lowe has died now.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8257771.stm

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)

YOU CUNT NOW MY SISTER IS GOING TO KILL ME COS MY SPEAKERS WERE TURNED RIGHT UP AND SHE IS ASLEEP NEXT DOOR

I hope these angry capitals save anyone else from a similar disaster.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)

It's delightful to see it back

Haven't seen a horsing in quite a while.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)

hehe

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:35, archived)

Oh great, and now I find out he's not actually dead?

You're so gonna pay.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)

maybe his coffin had just grow

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)

It is quite fashionable just now.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)

i do detest him

I already killed Tim Westwood
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=tim+westwood+is+dead&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA :)

you legend, they are indeed both terrifc cunts.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)

even better

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=tim+westwood+dead&btnG=Search&meta=

ZANE LOWE MUST DIE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:35, archived)

'He purchased a second-hand copy of 'Fletch Lives' from a nearby Oxfam.'

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

edit: that blog post, by far, is the funniest thing I have read in a long while

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)

ignore the horrendous punctuation

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:39, archived)

*sends to friends*

so good, cheers for that

it just keeps on giving and giving!

"A chance meeting with a local 'black' changed his life forever."
AHAHA!

Seriously ROFLing here. You seriously need to write for TV or something.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)

it is pretty fucking funny ahahah

ed:
Twas whilst living on the streets of Eastbourne that he turned to drugs. Fore one night, he accidentally swallowed an aspirin dropped by an overhead owl. Prostitution soon followed.

edd: ooh la la, danke
:P

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)

my favourite is

full of spunk and um bongo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)

cheeky scamp

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)

it is a perfect description of kerry katona

except for the um bongo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)

CUNT

disturbingly good spooge dribble though.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:35, archived)

wahy thayankz kindly sir

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:36, archived)

that link be purple

i detect a horsing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:38, archived)

POW

right in the kisser

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)

i didn't click it

i'm neither that stupid nor that curious

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)

You are a liar.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)

nuh uh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)

Hmmm

Don't think I'll be clicking . . .

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)

Crikey!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)

Hello.

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)

I'm sure this will have been done already but I'll dive in anyway!

Click for bigger (176 kb)

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:28, archived)

Arf!

Topical!
(and wb)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)

Thankies. All my usb ports seem to have died so I'm editing with the tiny touchpad thing on the laptop. Sucks a bit.

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)

Hahahahahaa

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)

This is absolutely the best thing I have seen all day.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)

Woot!

Happy to have pleased.

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:39, archived)

This is not mine but I enjoyed it and it's relevant. I shall share it with you.

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zoldergoose, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)

Ha!

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)

This is fucking brilliant.

Like wickedcool fo sheezy

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:42, archived)

tag it

tag it hard

and woo

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:32, archived)

hehheheh

yes it has but this is a better rendition

WOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)

Woozah!

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:42, archived)

haha

he is a cock.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)

I didn't really think much of him before

but that little moment hasn't with helped my opinion of him much.

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)

haha

clever

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)

for real.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:57, archived)

done to a frazzle

Its not good to mock flamed felines but... once we read the name they gave it.... hysterics! .. and it finally got me to register on b3ta \o/ if only i had time to shop it for true justice. flame the kitten not me! :)

(amo jack, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)

Don't you fucking tell me what to do you useless prick.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)

I think you'll get flamed for posting an unshopped pic

and finding a kitten being set on fire funny

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)

hmm

the point wasn't the kitten being set on fire was funny, it was the poor choice of name they gave it.. ho hum.. back to real life..

(amo jack, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)

Why am I looking at your dog?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)

Uh oh...

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)

Sigh

Kilroy-Silk is not impressed

But then he is mostly human anuses.

Try again.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:34, archived)

bunker, anyone?

the sex dungeon is now open

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)

Ooh, what's tonight's special?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:38, archived)

thumbscrews

and a buttock whipping with a spiked paddle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)

Meh

Think I'll try going to sleep again then

Wake me up if there's any transsexual sumo watersport cage rape.
But I expect I'll be disappointed. Again.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)

not tonight, i've only just hosed the place down

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)

I hope you donated more than three pounds you son of a bitch

although I am unclear on their means of prevention, ambulance at the bottom of the cliff and all that

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)

wanky optimization

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:25, archived)

STUMP MAN!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:26, archived)

he's just lifting his leg/leaning back from the blast

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)

riiiiight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:36, archived)

SPIN, DAMN YOU, SPIN!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:27, archived)

Wooo!

I would love to be able to make stuff like this.

Back to bed, if not to sleep.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:29, archived)

Lovely stuff as always

But why isn't his winkle showing? It's not a true HappyToast image without his danglies dangling free.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:33, archived)

Needs more lasers

woo!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:42, archived)

woooo - 3deeeeez!

No x-member?

Are you using Global illumination or final gathering? I can see a bit of red on the floor from his laz0r beam

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)

What-ho, Glorious twelfth is over, what's a chap to do?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:10, archived)

shoot the servants, of course!

what else are they for, if not target practise?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:11, archived)

Who would iron my smalls?

Surprisingly, I do not have servants any more and my smalls now lay un-ironed. To my knowledge this has had no detrimental effect on my life.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)

just stop wearing smalls

this eliminates the need for ironing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)

Is that you?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:11, archived)

Fuck it, yes, why not?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:19, archived)

it's not you!

stop lying, you bad man!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:24, archived)

TALLY HOOOOOOOO!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:15, archived)

You would enjoy this:

cold distilled gin

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)

Pip-pip, old bean!

WYH

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:20, archived)

pop the barrel in your chops

and stop being such a murderous cock

not you, just the people who go out shooting for "sport"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:26, archived)

I shoot for sport.

That said, I only shoot what I want, so I do not course fish, but I shoot game.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)

How about those who shoot for food?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:32, archived)

Click for bigger (82 kb)

(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)

Hahaha

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:56, archived)

that looks sore

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:56, archived)

damn, foo

gonna need an EXTREEEEME inflatable donut

(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)

hahah :)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:05, archived)

aahahahha

YAY FOR PROLAPSE JAPES

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:07, archived)

i would dearly love

to see him turned inside out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:11, archived)

HE'S NEARLY THERE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:12, archived)

JUST PUSH A BIT MORE! SQUEEZE IT OUT!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)

I..I CAN SEE THE JAPES EYE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:14, archived)

WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF HIM?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:19, archived)

YES, YES..HELLO..IS THIS CINCINATTI?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:25, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:26, archived)

Why the bullying?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:22, archived)

i'm not bullying

i just fucking hate rap music

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:24, archived)

I AM AN AR-CHI-TECT, THEY CALL ME A VULTURE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:32, archived)

AAHAHAAHAAAA

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:33, archived)

vhy am i drippings vith goo?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:34, archived)

HI, I'M VIGGO

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)

the scourge of carpathia

and the sorrow of moldavia?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:36, archived)

Now I mostly open supermarkets, mostly.

W3WHREVEER I MAY ROAM

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:38, archived)

that's a bit of a pisser

one minute, ruler of an evil empire, the next, cutting a ribbon outside the latest tesco.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)

I gets free duck nuggets

for a month.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)

well, that's something, i suppose

a trolley dash would be better

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)

NOT WITH MY KNEES!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)

no, with a trolley

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)

YOU BUY IT, YOU BUY EEEET!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)

no, thank you

i did my shopping this afternoon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)

biggo viggo your love is lifting me higher then ever before i think i dont get it

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d d, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:40, archived)

Arsenio Hall did the voice of Winston in the cartoon.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:43, archived)

for some strange reason

the cartoon version of egon gave me a severe case of the horn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)

shadows give you the fackin' 'orn

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)

i can't help it, they're so damn sexy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)

viggy

viggy
viggy...

you have been a BAD MONKEY!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)

BINDUN

www.b3ta.com/board/9694840

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)

ICH BIN WIIIIGO

SON OF HITL0R

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:43, archived)

I ADAPT TO THE UNKNKOWN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:45, archived)

thats nice, dear.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)

You sir, take 'bonkers' to the next level...

...and I bloody love it! *Click* :D

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Ninj, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)

WHEREVER I MAY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAM

@P

HOOPZ!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)

hahahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:46, archived)

MCGULLIVER!

The Prequel.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)

holy fucking shit

you always deliver

(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)

ooh la la

BOOYAH!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)

FEESH NECTAR! GET YOUR FEEESH NECTAR HERE!

Fred "I couldah been a contendah but I fell asleep faster than everyone else did at the mere thought of of me being in charge" Thompson.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:19, archived)

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagel meat

GET YA
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEL MEAT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:23, archived)

Sliced and soaked in 100% all natural aphid honeydew.

Served with curls of dog crackling and toasted lozenges of sea cucumber.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:28, archived)

Green milk unt dog.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:38, archived)

tra la la

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)

'lo you.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)

I WON!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)

haha

why I laugh?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)

POW!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)

FULL FIST!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:35, archived)

WOO!

splendid stuff, full of mystery meat animals.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)

E coli

free of charge!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)

Bargain!

*takes kids there*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)

no black sheep?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)

yeah!

I have black sheep!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)

i have no sheep

as i have no farm

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)

sort it

out!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)

if i did that

i'd lose valuable b3ta time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)

oh well played, sir!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)

My obsession with Fred Dibnah is seriously getting out of hand...

Click for bigger (62 kb)

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)

That's beautiful

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)

Why thankyou...

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)

I like your rabbits

Do they come as a set?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)

They do indeed...

They come in two sets - facing left and facing right.

Hint: the one's one the teh left are evil.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)

I'll take them both then. Charge it to my fake paypal account.

PLEASE LEAVE POSITIVE FEEDBACK

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)

Fake you say?

Sounds good to me.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)

PLEASE LEAVE POSITIVE FEEDBACK

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)

excellent

I like how one of the buildings is also a vibrator

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)

how the hell did i miss that?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:06, archived)

and teh quo?

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)

oh, i spotted them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)

OH HAI INSANITY

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)

Minus Dibnah, this feels really

90's ghetto fab

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)

needz sum dubbles

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)

oh and minus the Welsh flag.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)

Racist.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)

Not if I'm Welsh.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)

You are Anne Robinson

AICMFP

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)

Not if I'm Welsh

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)

Smashin'

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)

Hahahahaha

Yay for Dibnah!

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)

also

www.b3ta.com/board/9691369

Dibnah teris

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)

Yay for that source!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)

As i dund it

www.b3ta.com/board/9669339

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Flash_Bastard, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)

Wyclef is getting uglier and uglier

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)

can it be jazz hands?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)

(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)

*tries to find my 'falling downs' pic*

*fails*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)

Hahaha

That gets a click from me :)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)

The rabbit has

no peanuts.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)

This calls for

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPJZ4YZnqI

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)

Ha ha...

That's when Matt Lucas was still funny.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)

How does it smell?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)

Not like peanuts, that's for damn sure.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)

Hahahahah

Christ, well it is the internet

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)

better than those fucking creepy rabbits

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)

Poor mong-bunnys

Have an early example of a fine 2 can mong-kong-phooey

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)

haha,

wrong day of the week for this pea

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)

Yes. This is extremely wrong on at least 2 levels.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:29, archived)

i laughed out loud

gosh, that headline took so long to type. if only there were a quicker way.

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agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)

I can't acces my pics from 7 years ago

where i did this.

i am now ashamed that I did. It's not the sort of thing I do.
:)
peace and love!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)

Part of the reason I joined B3ta was to post a Watership Downs picture.

I was so disheartened when I realised it had already been done that I stayed in lurking for a year.
Now of course I realise that everything gets recycled :-)

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)

DOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMO!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)

RRRAAAAAARRRAAAAAARRRAAAAAARRRAAAAAARRRAAAAAARRRAAAAAARRRAAAAAARRRAAAAAA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)

That is approximately how I feel right now because I just trod on an upturned plug.

Fuck.

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zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)

Zouch!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)

Pulsating weetabix?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)

you can't beat the smell of fresh dead horse rape.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)

you can't say mattesons without saying 'fresh dead horse rape'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)

i've tried to

but i can't.

Mmm...
...fresh dead horse rape.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:05, archived)

Bounce that!

I'ma wreck it double wit dese teefs, cause ma flow make trouble on dese beats. Whut?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)

A most sinister and fiendish specimen

best served with milk

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:02, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)

he couldn't hurt a fly...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)

Afro Tuesday?

Distinct lack of shoppage.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)

Distinct lack of peanuts also.

And of need to make a new thread.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)

sorry rappola

~~peanuts~~

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)

I hardly ever come on here anymore, how often do you post this?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:09, archived)

Not since the last time you saw it.

Just really good timing.
Edit: Damn, wrong reply button.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)

suck my peanuts

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)

NO U

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:57, archived)

Tuesday Dreads, Mon...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)

Saw this....

in today's Times. Reminds me of something.

(The Fretful Porpentine, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)

Oh my god!

All of his peanuts have fallen out.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)

THAT MAN HAS NO PEANUTS

omg :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)

He is a peanutsless man

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)

he is completely absent of anything resembling a peanut

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)

Peanuts: zero.

Devoid of all that is peanut. Such a shame.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)

Certainly no peanuts there

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)

And he likes his peanuts so much

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)

he loves peanuts in his mouth

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)

Too bad he doesn't have any though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)

any what?

if you are refering to style he has it in abundance.
if you are refering to peanuts, i concur. not even anything peanut shaped :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)

No peanut whatsoever.

Makes you sad innit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)

sadder than someone with one small peanut certainly

i myself have more peanuts than that

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)

I am a member of the peanutsless camp today

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)

i pity you

there must be support groups for the peanutsless?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)

I am going to bed and try to cry myself to sleep now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)

and dream of those sweet sweet peanuts?

good night

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:58, archived)

night night

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)

if that man had a peanut for everytime he had been laid

it would have exactly the same number of peanuts as he has now.

none. no peanuts at all.

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)

Pea nots?

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)

A lid of some kind?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)

he's a terrible waiter

there are no drinks on that tray

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)

Jaws from James Bond?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)

he was very cool

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)

The bottom of a traffic cone?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)

I'm sorry

Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)

A blank stop sign?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)

the ramakin disaster 1978?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)

A jelly mould?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)

That life is short?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)

A rather tall man holding what appears to be a bowl of some sort?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)

JUST TELL ME THE FUCKING ANSWER ALREADY.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)

No one will wear his hat?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)

A naked teletubby?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)

Hey that looks like goatse, guys.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)

What's that then?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)

omg totaly google it!!!!!! !!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)

hahahahah

Ohpleasepleasepleaseplease

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)

Seriously?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)

As long as I don't have to see it.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)

Hey, now that you mention it...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)

I think it's time you recommended me some music, Mediocre. I'm getting low.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)

Been listening to ///Maytag lately.

It's a bit of a project to mock Sunn o)))), with the sounds of actual broken fridges and stuff (which they accuse Sunn to sound like). But it's actually quite interesting.

Also, get Transpunk's Jazzmonster.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:48, archived)

is any of that real?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)

All of it

Transpunk's a band from the southern parts of teh Hollands. Made two albums. Rather good stuff, I like to think. But also rather obscure.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)

"gamefaqs"

Yeah I probably wont bother with that one. I'll give the other one a go though!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)

I thought....

....it was a goatse too.

(The Fretful Porpentine, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)

Well why didn't you tell us in the first place instead of letting us carry on with this ridiculous charade?

I feel foolish now, and it's all your fault.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)

I bet you feel silly now, huh?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)

I tell you, Ttsattsr, it's ruined my evening.

I feel ashamed of myself. I'll not be able to look my wife and kids in the eye tomorrow morning.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)

What's a goatse?

grass, some fences, other goats

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)

That's not even a word...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)

I hadn't seen this one before

www.b3ta.com/board/9604537

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)

Oh fuck.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)

70's fashion coming back in style again?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)

An oversized condom with pointy bits on the perimeter?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)

Someone who has sat on their fez?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:40, archived)

This is the mother of all tweed jackets

everyone should be AWARE

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)

He lost the rest of his Go-Kart?

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)

pffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)

Fourth place is crimson?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)

you silly

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)

what is that?

(Peter_G, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:50, archived)

ahhhahhah yeah I see it too

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)

TAAAAAAAAAAAKE OOOOOOOOOON MEEEEEEEEKON

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)

I want to have rough, unprotected sex with your mind.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:55, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)

SQUEEEEEE!

Tell me you've managed to breed one!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:26, archived)

it's obvious that he's deflecting the hunger control radio waves which have been sent by an illuminatum

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)

check out da funky beats...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)

bad seeds come and go, for which you must allow

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)

Isle of Taylor Swift

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)

I bet you do and all

:D

hahahahahahahahah, just saw your sig :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)

took your time

that's been there a week!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)

I've been quite absent

busy with boring other things

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)

me also

got to go to Esholt tomorrow

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)

Is that a place?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)

he's typing while drunk again.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)

hahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)

he's blacker than that

bloody racist, i'm off for smokey

SEE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)

he-he-he

MicroPenis.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)

\o/

*SQUICK!* :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)

I bet he had it coming

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)

squick!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)

GOOD

He was a right cunt

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)

hahaha

serves him fucking right as well, the cunt.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)

I think I missed something

go to bed

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)

me too

i just think all rappists deserve what's coming to them.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)

nonsesne

there are lots of great raps, Beatsy boys and betti boo to name but 3

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)

this is true

i have the boo's album on vinyl

and the beatsy ones on silicon

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:27, archived)

I have at least 2 betty boo CDs

still think she's ace (guilty pleasures blog)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)

and cypress of the hill

are great too...

Don't let the twunts tar all rappists with the shit brush

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)

never got past the "are they being ironic or not?" aspect of the Hill

pushing the whiney and comedic bar too far for my liking

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:43, archived)

De La Soul

A Tribe Called Quest
Jurassic 5
Mos Def
Common
to name a few

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)

fucking Jurassic 5 for the all time mother fucking win

I'm putting their first album on right after I've finished listening to Spaceman's Sonic boom

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)

I just youtubed a Jurassic 5 playlist.

Big win.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:00, archived)

Fish-Sticks!!!!

He is a gay fish !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)

HappyToast, I'm real happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but

Mr.Pineapple's got the best drawings of all time....
BEST DRAWINGS OF ALL TIME!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:44, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:51, archived)

Hai guyz, Im new *waves*

Click for massive size

(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)

*weaves*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)

Ha, I do hope the world ends during the Olympics

that way, the people will have a chance of witnessing it on telly

Also, I've seen a trailer for that film in the cinema last weekend, and it looked like a good excuse to blow stuff up and shit. Always a good sign of some solid entertainment.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)

What film?

Why am I always the last person on fucking b3ta to be aware of anything?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)

I only know about it because I was in a cinema last weekend

it's called 2012

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)

i saw tinkerbell and the lost treasure on the saturday just gone.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)

I just checked out the trailer on the web

Aren't all the plonkers who got 2000 wrong used up for the demise of life? Their ilk keep shifting the fucking goalposts, the sad cunts

I need an immediate answer via the medium of telepathy to be convinced by their religious arguments

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)

because we like to keep you in the dark

and call you a mushroom when you can't hear us

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)

patrick swaze died attempting to make love to a whale in the thames.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)

phwoar!

The randy git, what a way to pop it

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)

Yep,

Like 'Dam square on New Years Eve.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)

That is fucking mental

Did you do all the hard work?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)

This is the original

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)

Rah

this looks very dramatic and stuff, what pray is the human race up against now?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)

Actually don't reply

it's obvious earth, and our cities, have been mysteriously transformed into giant bits of lego

Hollywood could imagine nothing more sinister

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)

I Think

God nipped out but left the oven on or something.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)

Well it was always on the cards wasn't it?

Needing a day of rest indicates certain obvious frailties and limitations in the cooking department; vaporising the dinosaurs wasn't the best precedent

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)

I managed to get into a conversation with a six year old girl about dinosaurs

She asked me why the bones couldn't be put into the ground by god, as a means to test us.

The perfect echo of her parents, that.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)

Hahahahah

Dude, you have no idea how sinister an online comment such as: "I managed to get into a conversation with a six year old girl about dinosaurs" sounds...

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)

I realised that after I posted it

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)

Ha!

My old man is a Vicar and has an MSc. He finds no contradiction in that whatsoever and is refreshingly cynical with 'theorists' of all types. He also told Sue Perkin off on Countryfile, though not sure that adds to the discussion. :)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)

I was trying to get around their attitude

I could write a long story here about my theories, but I will go to bed soon. Let's just say that I failed so far.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)

You cannot go wrong in life

quoting Sue Perkin off Countryfile

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)

Yes

And by yes, I mean no. The original poster is here If anyone needs it without the numbers, give me a shout.

(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)

this passes muster

i like apocalyptic london.
good noob.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)

I was initially excited by the prospect.

Got Mildly confused when I couldnt find out what film it was.

Then saw this after finding out and immediately gave up hope of it even being mildly watchable under considerable doping:
"Directed by Roland Emmerich. With John Cusack, Woody Harrelson, Thandie Newton"

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)

Why wont b3ta let me use the EMPHASIS tag!!

Fucking nazi websites.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)

Yeah, the bastards

what can possibly go wrong with emphasis?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)

Agreed

true dat.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)

Word.

^ This.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)

And possibly also STRONG

Although as a professional lazy person, I can see why most people prefer B, even though it's deprecated years ago

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)

Hello new person

Pull up a kitten and so on.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)

Evening all!

I finally am seeing spare time again so am playing with new colours. Much better than going out and seeing daylight. Needs tidying though I think, but loses something when I do. Anyway, enjoy.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)

jesus!

*adjusts contrast*
ah, that's better! very nice!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:10, archived)

Thanks!

My eyes have no contrast adjust facility. I am now colour blinded.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)

mine have zoom, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)

Show off!

Mine have...er... hang on...Lasers and shit, yeah, that's right, lasers and shit.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)

only lasers?

pah! i have meat vision and the power to remove underwear with a glance!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)

mmmmm. stripes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)

Yeah,

That's the bit I really like, just making the rest fit in. Almost as good as argyle. :)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)

^ This.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)

MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYES, THEEEEEY BUUUUUUUURNNNNN!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:16, archived)

*extinguishes with foam*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)

that's not foam.

or a hose.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)

shhht now!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)

*sqwem*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:29, archived)

Nice colours

I'm a sucker for saturation.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)

er...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)

Hi-De-Hi

FOO-DE-FOO.

*loves it when the 80s come together*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)

haha!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)

hahahahaha

fucking hell

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:06, archived)

this amuses me greatly

you are a very silly person

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)

hahahhaha

Brilliant!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:09, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:13, archived)

amy allen should not be included

she was crap

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)

the boys seem to like her well enough

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)

she was still shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)

She was, yes :)

Did you know her surname off the top of your head?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:28, archived)

he loves it when a plan comes together

and the posh old one falls in the pool

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)

aint gettin on no plane

(Zoidaroid, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)

I aint goin in no nobbly knees contest fool!

*clicks*

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)

who's got me skin ?

(Zoidaroid, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)

I kind of like this

Even though I don't know what's going on :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)

got to get across those canals somehow

Click for bigger (58 kb)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:02, archived)

nice!

i like the clouds

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)

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