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# The new McBook
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Mac Book?
Clever.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I'll have cheese on mines !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# It's limited to it's menu.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:49, archived)
#
And only available after half ten.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:51, archived)
# it has a hard drive-thru.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Its chips are fried
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:57, archived)
# this must be the one nobody has won
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 21:00, archived)
# DOGGIE CHOCWATE!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Someone help that dog, he is spazzing out!

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOBS
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
#

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#
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# what the jimminy
is going on there?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# haha
wtf f f f f
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# irritating!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:34, archived)
# ha ha Brilliant
for the record, our old Boxer would get sleep twitches as bad as that..and often worse!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# here's lookin'at yer dog
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Either way...same end result...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:27, archived)
# nice
bloody hell...threadrush or what?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# The borders are not protected well enough!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# arf
needs more deportation:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# yeah...it works sooooooo well.... (')(')
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# The Nutty Amigo !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# mi casa es su casa.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] If America Were Still British...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Those bags kill thousands of birds every year!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:33, archived)
# True Classic !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
I would post my porn version as a reply but it's before the watershed.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Evenin all
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:19, archived)
# works nowerdays
if you look at the size of the average scot
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# they aren't fat
they just look that way because of all the bags of stolen buckfast they are trying to hide

*runs*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:37, archived)
# No need to run. At best, they'd just stagger slowly after you.
/ pot blog
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:02, archived)
# braw!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Threadrush!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Proper LOL :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:17, archived)
# ^
win
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Most enjoyable teen fuck of the year
Top rhubarb!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:21, archived)
# That says flick
f l i c k

Dirty boy!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Perhaps
But it's got me wondering if it's all a subtle attempt at subliminal messaging
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:30, archived)
# haha
Top hole!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# :D...I hope it feels the same!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Rolf!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Cornish pasty
surely?
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Bless him with his words of shite

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Would
his missus that is
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# ^that'm
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Arf!
Also, I saw "Up" last night. Simply fucking wow!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
# isn't it just
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# And you're totally right about the first 10 minutes
deserving an oscar on their own. The first Pixar film that has genuinely made me emotional. I was shocked at how much darker it is than the films previously.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I think the opening is dark in a perfectly beautiful way
the rest is surprisingly up, and it pisses all over the last Indiana Jones from a very great height, with a more believable action pensioner
P.S. I'm off to see it again tomorrow, followed by Zombieland. I think it is quite possibly going to be a perfect afternoon.
(assuming I get the sex in between both films and a slap up dinner at Mrs Miggins on the way home)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Oh yeah,
it wasn't simply dark the whole way through, but the scenes where Russel is talking about his father I found rather emotional as well.

I think the difference is that it is the first film that Pixar have made that is about "real" humans so you feel a lot more closely associated with them.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# true (except Ratatouille that was pretty human bar the rats)
but then I've felt that way about all their characters :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Aye, that was pretty tragic,
apart from the humans being French and American ;)

I really wanna see Zombieland too.

Have you seen Ice Age 3 yet? Loved that a little while back :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Merci, mon ami.
You've given me a splendid idea about what to do with my day off, tomorrow..
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:39, archived)
# hello fella
if you can make it up round this way we could double date! :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Haha
There was a fantastic question to him last night pointing out that he claims more for his mortgage than the wages he's planning to freeze.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
#
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# excellent :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I love the tough choices angle
The worst they have to endure is five years of awkward policy interviews.
While other people are choosing between eating and paying the heating bill.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
# He says they'll take a 5% pay cut.
No idea how they'll survive on 62k a year. Plus expenses.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Plus directorships, quangos
And the occasional brown envelope.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Oh yes, that too.
Good to see the poor bastards sharing the country's pain.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# and wondering how to afford healthcare because they've closed the rest of the hospitals
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:14, archived)
# As the old saying goes,
You can succeed best and quickest by climbing over the corpses of your rivals.

In other news, I'm now stuffed full of beans and sweetcorn on toast.

*burrrrrrps*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Gaseous expellations from your top end are the least of your worries, sunshine ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Beans rarely make me trump
But I cook them myself. Beans are already cooked, they just need heating up - boil them and they cause windybum situations.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:20, archived)
# *takes notes*
*experiments*
*trumps*
:(
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:32, archived)
# looks like a lot of dead Moviestorm characters there
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
# they're very willing to pose for me :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:18, archived)
# are you insinuating that cameron has the largest collection of bloodied realdolls in england
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:15, archived)
# This is great but depressing
What's the general perception of how the election will turn out at the moment? Is it expected to be a walkover?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# pretty much
the reporting and journalistic masses have just got bored of the debate and are all trying out their new welcome trumpets. basically it's "we welcome our new Tory overlords" in a variety of keys...
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Joy :(
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
# absolutely spot-on.
now if only some other political party were able to make the point so well and so clearly...

*click*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:24, archived)
# They give such good speeches nowadays...don't they?!... Lots of adjectives!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
# That's well gay!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:58, archived)
# you know and that
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Bowman
AHHHHHHH
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
# politically correct
ten outta ten:)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Something like that
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Haha! Great stuff :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Beachwatch
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
# BOB
FOS!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:56, archived)
# UK version wasn't so hot

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:56, archived)
# hahahaha
nice
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:03, archived)
#
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#
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# did you just hypnotisify me?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:54, archived)
# TUTT?
Magenta?
How is babby formed?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I thought TUTT too
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Don't we all.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:58, archived)
#
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#
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# I think your camera
is on the fritz
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
# l
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# this^
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:58, archived)
# fritz = "german acid" ?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Computer Enhance!
Computer Enhance!
Sector 12,35 Computer Enhance!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
# tutt, tutt, tutt



now can you do tit tit tit?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# hahahah
im already out of ideas :(
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Tashing !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] There's only one kind of football:

(apologies for crapness)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Wemberley!! Wenberley!!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Please forgive the crappy colouring.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# lol!
forgiven
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:42, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I'M SICK OF RACISM TOWARDS PURPLE PEOPLE
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# HaHaHa
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Currencyist!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Could have been any day really
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The cowboys would still have silly hats
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Giddy yup chap!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:56, archived)
# arf
true!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:56, archived)
# and would probably be called
CATTLE SKIPPERS
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] well I'd go
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# If the whelks are caught in the Hudson,
no thanks!

Nicely!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# So would I
Hurray for whelks.

Hello b3ta. I've just spent 5 minutes trying to make a 'National Trifle Association' badge using paint and a touchpad before giving up :(
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# i am going down the same road with this next one
.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:30, archived)
# All roads lead to trifle
Except the A246, as Jack Kerouac found out to his intense disappointment.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# trifles?

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# No jellied eel? :(
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# My word sir
That manikin doth look like the one outside Porky Downs the butchers.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:50, archived)
# bye hades lad
well didst but we hath it shipped over from whence came we did we cometh
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Grub and run !
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] We really are a bunch of pessimistic cunts....
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a bonus not worth it's own thread....
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Actually that IS worth its own thread...

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Too kind, but I really don't agree ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:31, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK IS THAT AND WHERE CAN I SEE MORE OF HER?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
# What he said
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 11:39, archived)
# For those who don't speak Cyrillic...
Anna Semenovich
(, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I agree
and may I stick this here? I want my 20 minutes back

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:42, archived)
# It's proper Pearl Harbour round my way at the moment.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Terrible acting and implausible storylines?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# the whole war had an implausible storyline
/sweeping_statement
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)
# There's a nasty nip in the air....
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
# lacist
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Change which, on the balance of probability, should prove beneficial.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Maybe, if we can get through the red tape,
something might possibly be done, in 6 to 8 months.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:22, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:25, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:26, archived)
# No :(
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:30, archived)
# That is superb
have a click
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:40, archived)
# As far as TOAP goes I guess maybe ;)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Well my latest effort is a TOAP as well so meh!
:-)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Ace
And I have a couple of prints by the same guy
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Thank you.
And Woo!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# This made me howl with laughter
Elegant and true
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 3:33, archived)
# Why ta Wombatman!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Seem to have missed this, cool FP!
(, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Cheers dude!
I never thought it would make it :D
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent, mate :)
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Cheers Monty!
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha!
this is excellent! :D
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Cheers Encela!
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# clicks
..
(, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Honour in and of itself.....
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Congrats matey!!!
Bloody well done too *click* :)
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Thank you Ninj!
(, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# wanna buy an icecream ya cunt?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Just realised I can repost this

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:54, archived)
# soopbloodyperb
*Click
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:58, archived)
# have you got any liquorice shitboxes left?
they're my favourite...

that's ace!
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Mr Chippy is such a darling icecreaman . . .
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:01, archived)
# yay
ace :)
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Do you get a
fucking flake innit?????
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:07, archived)
# and crushed nuts?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Damn fucking straight I want ice cream, fuckface :D
*clicks hard*
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Sweeeeeet
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I'll have a vanilla and fag ash, please.
Woo
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Yay mushybees! I've missed your stuff and it is good stuff
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I would like an organic vegetarian ice cream
with carob sauce and lentil sprinkles.
Please.
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Could I have a
Breast milk ice cream, please kind sir?
(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)

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