I don't see any Britishness here,
what with Woolworths being an American company and McDonald's being an American company.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:38,
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Ok caught out, I'll get my coat........................
Buggers!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:44,
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Give the people in the picture bad teeth or speech bubbles
with funny cockney rhyming slang in them. Then you'll be up there with 90% of this compo's posts.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:47,
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"Meeeeeeeeeeriiie Pooooppppinssss" (with a lisp, cause of me bad teef!) - Better?
Need more Deliverance types I thinks!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:51,
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Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize...
...by making fwends with the enemy and tewwing them how sweeb and lubbly they are, aww......
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:34,
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Reckless ducks
are reckless :-)
Whats the source pic? Looks a bit Scottish
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:34,
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Whats the source pic? Looks a bit Scottish
Look at her go!
Click for unholy 195 kb version
Bless her, she does love a good spin.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:25,
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Click for unholy 195 kb version
Bless her, she does love a good spin.
I know,
Bloody png... Wish there was a way to pull in the size on them. Gifs looked shit and I couldn't be arsed to colour match the grey background on the jpgs.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:31,
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well, I think you can go to create a new post, upload the image to b3ta hosting, copy out the html
cancel the message, go back and edit this one and paste in the code.... :D
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:34,
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I could!
I will.
Being a non-oftener I forget about the hosting yer.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:37,
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Being a non-oftener I forget about the hosting yer.
Aire to the Kennet to the Forth to the Severn
Ice Cube's fishin' With Da Lench Mob
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:22,
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Ice Cube's fishin' With Da Lench Mob
Obamo on his way to Oslo to collect his Nobel Peace Prize
I posted this to get redflames posts a bit further apart ;)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:19,
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I posted this to get redflames posts a bit further apart ;)
Only gays have Fraggle plush toys!
Real men have Animal, Gonzo, Kermit and Rizzo plushes and Doozer wind up toys!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:27,
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I have a wind up Doozer
He keeps telling me there's a naked lady in the bathroom
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:30,
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Our future Prime Minister in crazed rant
www.speechbreaker.co.uk/cameron
David Cameron reveals true feelings about Brown in conference speech they don't want you to see.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:17,
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David Cameron reveals true feelings about Brown in conference speech they don't want you to see.
need more picture..
and a "I made this" and links
welcome,cat,chair.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:21,
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welcome,cat,chair.
what on earth do you think you are doing?
in fact, what on earth am I doing? What are ANY of us doing?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:24,
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I decided the first time anyone moans about it, I'd stop as it would surely have worn out it's welcome (probably two posts in :D)
a few peeps said it was getting tiresome, so it stopped.
And to be honset, I was bored of it...
but click here for the first ever "Congratulations" post if you want to :)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:42,
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And to be honset, I was bored of it...
but click here for the first ever "Congratulations" post if you want to :)
I'm seeing how many company headed sheets of paper I can scew up and insert into my nose. I'm up to 33, only 266 left to go.
nings Medi!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:38,
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^this
I really dislike the 'merkin assumption that british people have bad teeth
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:21,
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The irony is that a lot of these
teeth in all probability have come from American photos and not from Brits!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:24,
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It wouldnt be so bad
if there werent already a dozen of these 'teeth pics' already done for the compo.
Some originality would be nice
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:27,
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Some originality would be nice
Amy Winehouse, Shane MacGowan (Irish, admittedly, but close enough) and a website called britishteeth.com. So in all probability, not.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:42,
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wherever the originals came from
the point is we shouldn't be stereotyped especially by Shane MacGowan and Amy Whitehouse ffs!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:49,
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Basically
their teeth are no better, but because they judge us ordinary brits by the standards of their celebrities, rather than comparing us to their ordinary people.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:49,
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absolutely we could all have "perfect" teeth if we had thousands to waste on comestic surgery
this is more a sad indictment of American vanity than the state of British teeth and it's because so much of British Dentists model themselves on the American private dentistry rather than allow for more money for NHS dentistry so that everybody could afford to have healthy teeth.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:53,
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I'm no expert on the economics of dentistry.
What could dentists do differently that would free up money for the NHS? They're already economising by making the waiting room magazines last 4 years.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:00,
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And this is different than Brits assuming all 'merkins are fast food eating self propelled tubs of lard?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:38,
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Both very good BUT
The film is set in England/ France. And is already British...
that is all.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:37,
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that is all.
*pokes pedant with a pitchfork
do you see a little c anywhere near my image, do ya, do ya, eh?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:42,
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i used a a pair of scissors a pritt stick and an old box brownie my grandad left me
cs2 ashally
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:46,
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uncompo it!
a british film based on a british book by a british author, about the love story between two british characters played by british actors which includes a scene set in dunkirk.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:56,
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They have allotments in America too though
so maybe that's the angle.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:01,
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May contain traces of nuts
box doesnt say if they are panda nuts or not.... was nom either way
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:13,
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Hey fella,
your pic is really rather large. The limit is 100k for still images. If you optimise it, rehost it and edit your post, it ain;t the end of the world.
However, although not technically against the FAQ, this board is generally for things you have made yourself. This would be more appropriate over on /links probably :)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:13,
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However, although not technically against the FAQ, this board is generally for things you have made yourself. This would be more appropriate over on /links probably :)
whilst that is wonderfully mad, you might get a bit of flamage...
generally this board is for stuff you've actually made, and the image is WAY over sized...
static images should be no more than 100k, animations up to 400k.
Whatever you do, do not delete the post. If you have to fix it, use teh edit button!
but aside from all the , welcome to the /board! :D
edit: well 'sushi beat me to it
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:14,
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static images should be no more than 100k, animations up to 400k.
Whatever you do, do not delete the post. If you have to fix it, use teh edit button!
but aside from all the , welcome to the /board! :D
edit: well 'sushi beat me to it
*wrist slapped
I know i done bad but i got a bit confused then i didnt know how to check the file size. will research this matter and rerectumfy image.
and i did add the "panda porn chocolate lolz" so hoped that was allowed :-/ sorrys wont do it again
ooh and noted about the links thing, im still a frickin noob
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:19,
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and i did add the "panda porn chocolate lolz" so hoped that was allowed :-/ sorrys wont do it again
ooh and noted about the links thing, im still a frickin noob
wasn't so much of a wrist slap :D
still, it IS funny, just keep to the FAQ and you'll be fine!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:26,
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don't know what you're using but try this
it's free
www.getpaint.net/
as is common with most image messing software it'll tell you how big the image is when you save it, also if you're using p/shop these are handy
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
Welcome
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:28,
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www.getpaint.net/
as is common with most image messing software it'll tell you how big the image is when you save it, also if you're using p/shop these are handy
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
Welcome
shut it yerself
where's your friendly and welcoming handy links for the new person.
also, what ho chap
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:50,
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also, what ho chap
new person
thats the nicest thing anyones called me in a long time.....at least to my face :-)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:38,
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Sunny beach in Britain how very dare you suggest such a thing
also where is his knotted hanky hat? ;)
*EDIT* nice ninja update :)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:09,
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*EDIT* nice ninja update :)
Someone else said the same thing to me seconds before you posted.
Edits...
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:14,
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Surely someone with fewer armed forces on active duty would have been more appropriate?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:23,
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Like me, for example.
I can honestly say that I have never deployed any soldiers to any part of the world. I like to think that the world is better because of my restraint.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:52,
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Is this somekind of inverse racism
that because finally America votes for a Black President then he must be pro-peace! I would have thought Bill Clinton had done more for peace than Obama.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:26,
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hmm
.. aren't those actors actually Binky Huckerback and Dame Celia Volestrangler?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:26,
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This wins the internets
So glad you didn't include the simmering homo-eroticism of the original and the only thing stiff is the upper lip, what what what.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:31,
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Farkin ell, dandelion and burdock!
I havnt had that for about ten years. They live on the stuff in Yorkshire!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:00,
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hahahahahah!
cor, last time I had that must have been just over 7 years ago...
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:16,
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thats right everyone in the uk has bad teeth
but at least we have health care :P
cunt
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:06,
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cunt
That racial stereotype annoys me too
it's a good job all Yanks are fat bastards who wear hawaiian shirts, and speak very loudly - else I'd be really pissed off ;)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:18,
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sad thing after spending several months in the southern states is thats a true representation
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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It's 0600. Do you know what the O stands for..
That's right - it's 'Oh Jeffery'
nice!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:06,
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nice!
I swear I only watched this film within the last month
But I could watch it at least twice again before the year is out
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:48,
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hahahahahha! and perhaps we could throw Peggy to the Viet Cong :D
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:14,
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leave peggy alone :(
she only wants a chance to wear a red beret
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:17,
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haha, nice one :)
I think she was one of my first 'ooo she's nice' fumbles when i was a nipper, god only know why.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:18,
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it's the welsh accent
men find it impossible to resist you know ;)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:20,
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I've been round here too long
That logo's screaming goatse at me
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:29,
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*has serious words with the logo*
No-one/thing screams at our Trelly!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:43,
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Goooooooooooooooooood Morning B3ta!
I just sneezed five times in a row, a new record!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:35,
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Hahahah, fantastic
I'll drop my meager offering for this week here...
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:42,
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hahahah! utterly ace! :D
ningles to you all this fine and brisk morn'!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 8:51,
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Just Imagine
the Marrow Mac Book!!!! Say no more!
Ta for the Clk!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:00,
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Ta for the Clk!
so is a marrow just a big courgette then?
and what exactly is a turnip?
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:07,
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that's 'isn't working'
*runs back to Pedantville. Population: too many*
;D
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:12,
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;D
i'm imagining
a mouse shaped like a pickled egg at the moment thank you :)
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:08,
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i'm just perfecting the song to go with it
i'm thinking ..punky, punky egg!
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:14,
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actually Theo Paphitis will probably mash it to a pulp by trying to double-click with it
then Peter James will give one of his sneering looks. Deborah will get mad and Duncan Bannatyne will call me a cunt.
James Khan will just stroke his beard and continue to imagine me naked though, so I'm still in with a chance
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:28,
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James Khan will just stroke his beard and continue to imagine me naked though, so I'm still in with a chance
Richard Farley will imagine the possibilities
but will think it's better to license it for someone else to manufacture.
Duncan Bannatyne will also say that no one is going to buy it, and will then also say the same thing about things that people already do buy in huge quantities.
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Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:34,
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Duncan Bannatyne will also say that no one is going to buy it, and will then also say the same thing about things that people already do buy in huge quantities.
Then you will wonder
which of Evans eyes to look at while having your "well done" chat...... the pain!
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