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I was about to buy my tickets for this
when my colleague at work sent this to me, explaining that she is a fish face as she always has her mouth open in pics and therefore she's ideal for the kazoo.
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:01,
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I wouldn't mind her playing my kazoo
As long as she had sex with me first.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:02,
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me it
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:02,
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she looks nothing like Fish
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:05,
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It's the wide face,
more like an axlotl.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:19,
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Up the wazoo
Had to be said
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:07,
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she looks like a grumpy 12 year old lad
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:09,
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Still would
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:12,
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I saw her in that awful 'The Duchess' film the other day
she can't act and she looks like a twig
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:12,
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OMG but it was so liek princess di!
Except the rape scene, as far as we know. Lesson's to be learned? If you marry a man purely for his wealth and social status, you can't really pretend to be suprised when the marriage isn't a fairy tale.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:23,
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the one thought I took away from that film was
"Christ, if I had to travel about in carriages with rubbish suspension, I'd make damn sure the road surfaces were smooth"
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:26,
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Just to be clear
I think she's loverrrly, luverrrrrrlyyyyy
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:13,
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nooo
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:14,
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You truly do have an image for every occasion
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:21,
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:D
Almost...
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:22,
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This reminds me of the Health and Safety stress-testing swiss rolls.
Was that one of yours?
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:25,
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It just isn't as catchy...
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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hahahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:58,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:58,
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You sir got a round of applause inside my mind.
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RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:59,
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Great comment, great username.
Want to get married?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:01,
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Thank you very muchly....
*takes a bow*
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:08,
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
Proper LOLS :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:59,
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Fantastic :D
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fannycradock ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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hahaha great
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:01,
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Marvlius
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:01,
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Excellent.
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MrKipling43 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:01,
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you say kidneys, I say liver
ah let's call the whole thing offal!
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:03,
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:15,
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hahahahahaha
love it
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:25,
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The Tories' 2010 election poster. Possibly.
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MrKipling43 ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:51,
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Entirely this.
We're all nicely fat, warm and comfortable here in the west - we don't really want change. All we ever really do is change the colour of the backdrop that Our Dear Leader speaks in front of.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:53,
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Weather permitting....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:54,
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I'd like some change
preferably £2000 in £2 coins
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:54,
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Too true!
And everyone hates the horrible, yellow, peanut ones :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:55,
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R
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:55,
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Bring back treets
although the "press" announced their return in July I have yet to find any our shops :-(
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TBL I posted this on ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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What are these "treets" you speak of?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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LOL WUT
TJ: Everyone read the Eoin Colfer interview? My question made him say "Losing the will to live". Bwahahaha
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:56,
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Didn't know it was up yet,
shall go and read it now.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:59,
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He told me to learn to spell because I said "shite" instead of "shit"
Comedy gold, that. In other news, I'm currently watching the live Plinth feed. Dixon is on there in two hours. It looks cold up there, the chubby accordion lady finished up early :¬/
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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Oh fuck a naked man is going up there now :(
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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What is this fucking nutter doing?
Oh, it's some kind of anti-war protest :|
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:17,
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Well fuck he answered all my rubbish questions but totally ignored my Blu-Tac dilemma.
Now I'll never know what's up with it.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:09,
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My question didn't get asked :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:09,
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Hooooooooly Matron, Batman!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:41,
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heheheh
oh, sorry... yakyakyakyakyak
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:42,
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hahahah
Dawkins & Hawking would be a good British Superhero double-act. If only I had enough • skills • time • effort • motivation • attention span ooh look - shiny... in other news - I like the new list tags
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:42,
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Oooh!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:15,
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I LOVE this
*loves*
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:43,
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haha :)
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:43,
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haha
glad to see you smiling. ;)
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:44,
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urgh..shit score, I had it on for 2-2
we were piss poor
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45,
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I think it was one of those days where it was a being-shit competition, and celtic just sneaked it.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:47,
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you could have easily finished us off...dreadful
at least the wee japanese chappy ZZ looks promising
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:50,
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Told ya ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:51,
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^ true fax :)
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:53,
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Who were you playing?
Did he play the whole match?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:56,
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he did
and he's even got the celtic-way-diving-as-soon-as-you're-near-the-box skills perfected and he's only just arrived. I predict big things for him.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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he made his debut against rangers and got subbed round about 70 minutes
played well for his first game.. they'll moan that he dived, but it's his skill that confuses them ;)
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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haha
*falls over*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:02,
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Ha!
I would like to state for the record that he never once dived for Charlton. That is purely a Scottish cheating thing ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:05,
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yes, he does look good.
but we're talking relative terms. :)
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:58,
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I was saying to Prodge a couple of weeks back when he signed,
Celtic have got a decent player, who is terribly loyal. When we got relegated to the Championship, despite him only being on loan with us and there being a fair bit of Premiership interest in him, he said he owed it to Charlton to sign a contract with us and he played his socks off when he was fit for us!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:02,
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meanwhile
Super ICT have managed to get to the final of the Alba Cup
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:52,
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Pfft!
I fear you may be in a similar boat to me. I was excited that Charlton made it to the quarter finals, of the LDV Vans Trophy (South) . Also, best headline ever! Super Cally Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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John Barnes
most humourously dreadful manager in the history of football.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:59,
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Aye,
been sacked from Tranmere this morning too.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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haha
didn't realise that. just heard him on the radio giving it all positive mental attitude. surely he won't try to ruin any other club's hopes?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:01,
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TalkSport?
He will still keep trying. He should go in as an assistant somewhere to learn his trade. I was listening to an interview with him when he got the Tranmere job and they asked why he took the Celtic job when he had no experience at all. He was very honest and said that although he was never likely to succeed, you don't turn down an offer from a club like Celtic. One must respect his honesty.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:05,
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of course
I like the man and obviously what he was as a player, but he is clearly an awful manager. and yep, I have talksport on all the time in germany as I can't be arsed with german radio. I only like it for the football chat though, some of the hosts and discussions they have on that station are beyond retarded.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:08,
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Aye,
Mike Parry often annoys me greatly, but sometimes I find him hilarious. Hawksbee and Jacobs make me chuckle.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:19,
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yeh, mostly Parry that pisses me off and I usually don't listen to him anyway
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:25,
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did he say you've got to hold and give but do it at the right time?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:07,
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hahahaha
I like the idea that he gives his team-talks in rap format. Or that the team talk is simply the rap from World in Motion.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:11,
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"it's like giving the YTS the key to the bosses Porche"
quote by my mate when John Barnes got the celtic job
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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:04,
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it was one of the odder appointments in the history of football.
it could have been worse. I think they spoke to Lou Macari about coming back around that time.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:13,
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yer
how the semi-mighty are fallen
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:05,
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nice one sir
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45,
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:D
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:46,
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Brilliant too!
:)
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Ninj ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:47,
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Isn't James Bond British already?
And the films made by a British Company? And all the actors to ever play Bond, British too? Nice Shopping though :)
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doog Don't read this. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:42,
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Genius!
Clickety-click
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zebby wasting irony here on ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:40,
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carry on up the batcave
marvelous
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45,
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"I wouldn't mind entering her batcave"
Etc. Yes. Yes I can see how this would work. They need to be exhumed and the film made.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:52,
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They did it with Bob Monkhouse
It can be done. It should be done. It SHALL be done!
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eXOBeX ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:05,
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Good God that's ACE!!
Have a *click* sir! :D
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Ninj ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:46,
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Fuck yes!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:47,
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Ooohh, very nice
Click!
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:50,
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ha
clicked
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Flash_Bastard ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:05,
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large ARF
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:16,
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This wins
on so many levels that it outshines my current knowledge of levels "Click ftw"
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:26,
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This is superb
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 20:19,
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'Paunch'?
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Ninj ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:36,
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I am SO FUCKING HUNGRY.
I have no cash or food though, so fuck.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:37,
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D:
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fannycradock ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:41,
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At least the fires are happy :D
Morning :) you well?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:43,
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Alright fanks.
Busy busy busy with drawy stuff, so a bit distracted at boring work tiems. Want to go home and scribble :( You dandywoos? EDIT: I sound like a bit of a lush this morning.
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fannycradock ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:46,
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I'm alright
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:48,
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You paint a vivid picture ;)
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fannycradock ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:50,
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I'm contemplating THINGS
And working. Work is bad, it's like living in the scotch tape adverts.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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friendly fire?
;)
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:44,
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Hold me.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:47,
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Post an ad on freecycle:
"Wanted : Sandwich (preferably tasty)"
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:43,
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I gave 20 jars of crab paste away on Freecycle
I was surprised at the amount of interest
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45,
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Crab paste? Really? Got any more?
(interest may be false, for comedy purposes)
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:47,
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haha
yes, I have plenty of false crab paste
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:48,
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I'll mug an old lady.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:48,
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I hear that babies often have candy, and that taking it from them is quite easy...
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:50,
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Thenk you fore these tips. Your very help full.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:52,
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Am I to understand from his tattoo
that he ATE his parents?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:38,
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Hahahaha...
:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:39,
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Eat your parents
It's the only way out of this recession. Vote Tory!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:39,
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Thought the Tory approach was
Marry your parents, (keep the blood pure)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45,
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I love cameron's speech
"The tories have never made the poorest poorer" Cough cough poll tax
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45,
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Grampian Regional Council have been chasing me for unpaid poll tax for nearly 20 years
it only makes you poorer if you pay it
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:49,
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I didn't realise you were a fugitive!
*respects*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:52,
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yeah!
I even deliberately turn my wheelie bin round the wrong way
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:55,
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I feel slim now
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45,
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my turn next please
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:46,
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*feels gstq*
sorry Slim...
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:50,
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Bit shit sorry
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RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:35,
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IHOA Pub and RIStaurant?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:36,
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International House of Pancakes
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:43,
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:(
I just assume if we had Ihop over here it would be a pub chain. Pub chains do well over here.. Pancakes unfortunately do not
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RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:46,
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Ah ok,
sorry. Wasn't thinking of ihop :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:48,
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They do alright on pancake day
at any other time of year they're just crepe
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:53,
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That would be a much superior name, International House of Crepe
But only if pronounced Craype
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RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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Time for a good read
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Ian Woosnam ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:33,
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Awwwwwwwwwww!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:34,
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No Stairway?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:31,
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Haaaahahahahahhaaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:33,
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That'll teach that John Hancock fuck!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:34,
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:D
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fannycradock ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:40,
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Did you like your mp3s?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:51,
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OMG YES - Sorry I am so rude, running about like a crazy thing.
You are a God :D :D
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fannycradock ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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Episode I - Dennis the Phantom Menace!!
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:31,
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Ha ha ha!
Sorry for posting right on top of you :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:32,
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I won't hear of it.
It is I who is sorry for posting under you! Cheers ;)
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:37,
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This is utterly win
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:33,
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Cheers
Was thinking of a little Darth Gnasher to go with him?
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:39,
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Of course.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:46,
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hmmm.
What about a Camp Wally Skywalker, or a Dandy Desperate Darth?
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:52,
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All of these.
Camp Han Solo would piss people off to much (of my) lollering.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:24,
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Props!
Click-athon
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doog Don't read this. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:33,
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Stunningly done!!
*Massif Click* :)
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Ninj ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:34,
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Massif Fanks Ninj
:)
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:39,
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Click!
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JakeyD ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:35,
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Excellent wootiems
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fannycradock ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:36,
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nice work sir
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:36,
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hahaha
wow, very nice
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:44,
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Lateness
This is made of gnwoo and gnyay
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Cloud ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:46,
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Love it :D
What's episode 2?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
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Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:30,
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oo clever
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:31,
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Ha ha ha!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:32,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:35,
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Ha ha
Photoshop water colours
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fuscous ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:35,
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nicely
haven't standards sir, standards.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:38,
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Fixed!
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Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:50,
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splendid
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:54,
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this is as sharp as the devil himself!
I demand that it have more attention!
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:28,
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Tack sharp, button bright.
Weel done, sir.
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Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 15:49,
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Something Like this?
Bindun.
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Valefar So what? ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:47,
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Friday squirrel
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doog Don't read this. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:16,
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he's been on the drugged nuts again
I can tell.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:17,
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SO CAN THE POLICE!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:23,
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Don't you repress me!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:26,
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Squiggles been Interfered with by them grey aliens again?
woo
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:19,
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For a moment there I thought you was doing a subtle British Red Squirrel invading America
and overwhelming their native species for the compo ;) Anyhow I'm off to work bye.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:20,
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Me Too
Here comes the bandwagons!
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:55,
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this is what happens when squirrels play with the liquify tool
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:20,
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Hahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:24,
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Beware!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:24,
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OH HAI!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:27,
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Sorry, I'm all about this chap today:
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fannycradock ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:31,
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Is that a sloff?
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doog Don't read this. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:32,
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yeps :D
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fannycradock ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:33,
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sloffs = bestings
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doog Don't read this. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:40,
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too cute
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:35,
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Awwwww!
I like watching the Sloths at London Zoo. They are mesmerising!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:35,
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Hey you guys!
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RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:36,
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Have a squiggle (same source, "natch")
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gingerfreak Why? Why not. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:55,
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:12,
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Ha ha ha!
Ace!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:13,
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Classic British sunburn top marks
*click*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:13,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahafdsagjjkaeagawa!!!!!!
this wins everything by a country mile.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:14,
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Would you rather
Run a mile Jump a stile or eat a country pancake?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:15,
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or
eat a pantry cuntcake?
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:16,
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run a country, jump a mile and eat pancakes in style
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:18,
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Heh heh heh, nice!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:16,
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*Clicks*
Nice one with the beergut & sunburn lines :-)
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:16,
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Hahahahahahahaha...
*Click* :)
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Ninj ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:17,
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hahahhahahahah!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:18,
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Perfect!
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:20,
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hahahaha
excellent
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:45,
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that's very good!!!
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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:02,
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have a click
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Mr Chicken ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 18:32,
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Hahahaha
Superb!
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:27,
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true in so many ways:)
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augsav ,
Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:10,
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Have a nice day? Fuck off!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:00,
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FUCK OFF!
;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:02,
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No,
You Fuck Off!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:04,
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You can both fuck off.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:11,
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You can fuck off too rain boy!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:12,
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Fuck off.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:15,
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FUCK YOU ALL
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:25,
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NO U
lol
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:02,
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No U!
ROFFLE!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:04,
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NO YOU FUCK OFF!
I'M NOT ADDING A WINKY SMILEY EITHER. I FUCKING MEAN IT.FUCK OFF ;D
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:02,
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Yay!
Barack Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:05,
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For what?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:08,
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For "efforts to strengthen international bodies and promote nuclear disarmament. "
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:09,
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he is the new messia
and of colour, which always looks good.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:13,
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So basically
an international "Thank you for not bombing Iran into the ground"?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:31,
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Not being George Bush
I can has peace prize?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:10,
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For being made of chocolate.
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George Spiggott ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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I know
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:25,
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fine. be like that.
*fucks off*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:03,
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See?
A much more pleasant start to the day than a fake Have a Nice Day n'est-ce pas?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:08,
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Yeah and Fuck You and the Fucking Horse you rode in on!
*hugs*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:05,
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Fuck off!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:09,
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Nah you Fuck Off!
;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:10,
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My favourite album title is by Soul Asylum, which is called "and the horse they rode in on"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:12,
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:)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:13,
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if 'twere english it'd still be smiling as it said it
:) 'coff
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:05,
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Well it is actually Norn Irish, who are still British,
and those fuckers are always miserable ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:10,
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Ummm...... I don't know what it is.....
.....But I have this strange urge to fuck off.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:05,
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Take the hint man,
Fuck Off! ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:11,
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*Fucks Off*
*Comes back* *Fucks off AGAIN* ..... I'm quite the REBEL y'know :-)
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:15,
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I just got here :(
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:12,
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OK.
You can stay for 5 minutes, but then you have to fuck off.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:13,
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can't I stay here for five minutes and then fuck someone?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:15,
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Hahaha of course not.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:22,
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HA HA HA HA HA H AHA HA HA HA!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:33,
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back
:-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:16,
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Ricky Walden > Fuck off.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:22,
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Apols for Length
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:00,
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Hahahaha. Computer: ENHANCE!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:02,
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:D
Did anyone watch that episode of Spooks when they extrapolated what someone's face looked like from a photo of the back of their head?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:02,
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What? Please tell me they actually didn't do that
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:05,
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I kid you not
"They (Danny, Zoe and Colin) go to the American embassy to use the image enhancer which maps the contours of the skull to create an image of the face (as the photo shows the back of the head). Is this real and does it only work on bald men? Picture comes out as Percy. "
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:11,
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Sheesh
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:19,
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can't help it
extrapolated interpolated.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:14,
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What, an interpolation between the left and right ears?
I would call it a "guesspolation".
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:22,
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I think you're wrong, actually
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:23,
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Is that because the system was built by Interpol?
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fuscous ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:29,
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hahahahahhaha! *clicked hard!*
I so need that program....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:02,
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hahahaha!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:03,
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GSTQ!
Good Ningles!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:04,
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hello sweetness
i appear to be getting hooked on b3ta again, curse you all!!!!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:06,
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Pffft, don't get me started on file sizes
"we want you to make an A1 poster, ive attached the image i want you to use" "er its 32x32 pixels.." "can't you just stretch it?" *with stretching gesture* /thisactuallyhappenedtomeblog
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:03,
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of course I can
erm -will you be wanting to actually see what the picture is?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:05,
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If i have another person ask me for artwork
and then say, "In high res 300dpi CMYK please" I FKING KNOW HOW TO PROVIDE ARTWORK AND DO MY OWN JOB YOU CNT, GO BACK TO MAKING TEA
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:07,
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I'll second that!
"Did you get my email with the image details? 300 dpi CMYK, etc??" 'click' BANG...
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:19,
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arrrrrRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i'm buying some rope on the way home
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:28,
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Haha, was it a bitmap pasted in a word document?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:06,
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haha it WAS!!
ffs
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:07,
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I think it's safe to say that I know the kind all too well
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:09,
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a 10mb word file
with a 32x32 bitmap. How is it even possible?!
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:19,
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Leave that to microsoft
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:20,
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ha ha Needs more ability to read the tracks of a car tyre from a grainy B&W security camera footage filmed at night IN THE RAIN
and then to have a 3d function that lets you export the tyre track as an autocad model that you can import into a dust powder forming machine that will make an exact replica of the wheel from the murders truck.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:05,
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Sector 35, 15 Computer Enhance!
:)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:06,
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hahahaha
wonderful..!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:14,
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Nascam
Mornin' all.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:00,
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that took a while
excellent
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:01,
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'Ning, by the way.
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:55,
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that shotgun scene would be rubbish if russel crowe had just had a truncheon
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:57,
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I was going to shop in a cricket bat instead,
but decided it looked crap so missed it out.
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:58,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:44,
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Och'Bama!
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:44,
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He's really fucking dour!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:50,
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hahahahah! awesome :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:51,
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See? TOAP aint always bad ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:52,
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Excellent
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:52,
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Politics is no place for interesting people. That's where we've been going wrong all these years.
Running a country properly requires the kind of grey person who likes spreadsheets and lists and things being in order. More John Majors, that's what we need.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:55,
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Mainly, yes.
The Cabinet should be made up of people who know what they're doing. However, a Prime Minister should be a statesman,
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:03,
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Uh, oh.....
(From a suggestion made yesterday)
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:44,
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yay tachikoma!
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:46,
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OMG OMG OMG OMG!
It's more amazing than I ever dreamt possible
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:48,
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Took a little longer than planned.
That's why it didn't go up yesterday :)
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:50,
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I'm not surprised, its a full page of awesome detail
It shall become my desktop background at home :D as I'm too poor to buy the original :(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:52,
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oh hell yeah... if my vacuum cleaner had a 3 barrel mini gun on it, I would actually DO some cleaning!
:D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:49,
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DEATH TO DUST-BUNNIES!
:D
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:50,
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I really like your machine drawings
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:49,
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FUCK!
THEY HAVE AUTOMATED WEAPONRY!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:52,
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Is Scarlet drawing on a motherboard with a markerpen?
I would suggest Scarlet lost in Ikea and then snuggling in the pillows, but would she know where Ikea is?
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 11:15,
archived )
O.o
I can't imagine in the end what that device might do. It may end up crashing into the moon... twice.
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BkBilly You see... what had happened was... ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:56,
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How!
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Ninj ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:43,
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arooooold
nice one chief
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:43,
archived )
hahaha
mighty
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:44,
archived )
haha
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:45,
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I'm sure i saw this the other day
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Victor Meldrew ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:48,
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It's the face...:D
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Ninj ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:54,
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hahahahahahahahahha!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:50,
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I don't know
but I like
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:51,
archived )
It's just not cricket
Oh... actually, it is.
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Fri 9 Oct 2009, 10:38,
archived )
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