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# I see only one mushroom. No fair.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Meh
no problem with this really but I have to be honest, you're starting to get on my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Also agreed
And I've only just logged on
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:20, archived)
# This is the problem we face by allowing 14 year olds to post on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)
# It's alright, it's alright. Our car has arrived.
We're coming back in here.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Are you gonna listen to friendly advice or
are you a troll?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Well he's not Withnail, that's for fucking sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# And HOW!
HOW I!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Seriously,
if you actually care about "!fitting in" here, you may want to take notice of the responses that people are making to you.

You are becoming horrendously tedious very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:22, archived)
# There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] more redaction
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:08, archived)
# *thinks*
Derwentwater?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Bingo!
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# What do I win?
Please let it be money
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Yes! Money!
you've won £1,000,000.00, the money's sitting in an off-shore account at the moment, so I just need a payment of £100.00, in advance, to cover the transfer fees to your account.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Sure no problem
Just give me your account details, PIN and password and I'll get right on that.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Sorry
has to be cash, the boss insists.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Will you take a dog instead?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Absolutely,
best offer I've had all day
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Proabably a trip to Derwentwater
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# That's ok, they have nice cars there
/loves movie cars blog
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Good work
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# yes
on it, if I remember correctly
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# you know, i'll never now be able to call it "derwent-water", I'll have to pronounce it "derwen-twatter"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# don't forget about
Was-twater too.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:18, archived)
# :D
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:21, archived)
# No understandy.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# bye now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# That's fucking grim
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Nicely done, but
*adblock*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I have no idea...
but this must be an untold horror...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Tasty.
*reaches for knife and fork*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Is that Manley's placenta?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:00, archived)
# right, that's it.. Buh-bye
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Zeltergiset, if you are there I would be grateful if you could describe the above picture to me.
As you know, www2.b3ta hosted pics are blocked at my workplace.
I'll pay you the usual fee.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Zeltergiset here chunder
its an open stomach(i think) with a space hopper inside it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Ah. It's a common problem and one I had to deal with many times during my time as a surgical house officer.
I'll gaz you your cheque.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# woo hoo!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Nasty adhesions there
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Today I haz mostly been using adblock.
Like yesterday.
And, I am guessing tomorrow too.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:05, archived)
# ... Hi, I'm Olly Murs, I'm 25 and from Witham in Essex and I'm on X Factor purely so the producers have an excuse to play the theme from Minder.
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# That fucker stole my haircut, and Robbie Willytwat
and I stole it from Adrian Pasdar. Har har har!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Opportunity Gnops.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I didn't actually photoshop that photo...
... thats what he actually looks like.
(iamgoingtohell, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Either way I dislike him intensely.
Despite not really knowing who he is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# pocket radiohead

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Crikey.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I got one of those

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Good news everyone!
(Maynard Human After All., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd like a shit please Bob.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Feel the burn

Telegraph source lols
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:44, archived)
# thanks for the source pic...(hee hee)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# They are fantastic
not to be passed up!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# hahahaha
oh yes, photosouping japery ready images alright

edit: oh come on that has to be shopped
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:48, archived)
# hahahahhaha! That belongs on "Photoshop Disasters"....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Also
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:53, archived)
# we neeed a name for this type of image
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:31, archived)
# issue 400
I was asked to make a special edition but I forgot.

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue400/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Cheers Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:30, archived)
# like the title
I'm so glad the newsletter comes to my work address, where if I'm not in, others check

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# thats the plan
I'm trying to get everyone sacked so that we can form a big army and err I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Fuck it we don't need a plan
just an army.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# When you have an army
plans come easy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Can I be Captain?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I want a rank where I don't have to do anything, don't have to use my brain, or be on the front line.
Fieldmarshall will do nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I'll have Rear Admiral, if that's going spare
Rear Admirals don't do anything on the battlefield

failing that - Air Marshall'll do me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Haha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Tell Ben he wants
guesshermuff.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Apart from the legendary "motorbikes make you gay"
this may be the best link ever in a newsletter:

www.speechbreaker.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 18:47, archived)
# 2019
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Lady Gaga's Mum/Dad Perhaps?


Click for bigger (31 kb)
(Elvis The Kestrel Squaaaaaark, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# After all, I'm just a Man.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Wake up Sheeple!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] *conspiracies*
Have some 'not-worth-its-own-thread-waiting-for-newsletter' grossness

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
# *wakes*
sup?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:17, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:23, archived)
# phew
had me worried there
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Ha ha...made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Chippendale Dalek Bitch


Click for bigger (173 kb)
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# prolific
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# wood
sorry - would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:10, archived)
# haha
Inspiration for those feet took a pint or two, I'd wager
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# would
'nt
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
#
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Repooped
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Doctor ManTits!
Very woosome!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# both excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)
# and again..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:36, archived)
# haha.
check this

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:45, archived)
# dr manbatter
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# They were SO gay for each other
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *voms*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# B&B
let's spend the night together......eeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuurgh:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Bye Luv
Don't forget to put out the cat
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:09, archived)
# is it on fucking fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:11, archived)
# just smoldering :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:16, archived)
# all politicians love it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Back off, Pilgrim
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'm not a pilgrim so YOU back off, buster.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# *insert joke about Brokeback Mountain and cock fighting*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# fighting joke about brokeback mountain and...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *opens can of laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# *plays prerecorded rimshot*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# badum-tish
www.instantrimshot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# GAYLOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Oh noes
lolling at this gaylolz has gayed me and I am now a gay.

Is anyone else a gay who I can gay with? The only gay here except me is a woman gay and we don't work right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Your post just scared me straight.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:03, archived)
# aww, shucks
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Improv!
also, Woo!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# WATTLE
on earth:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Get off your horse and drink your milk.
Best. Line. Evar.

EDIT - just Wikipedia'd it, and he never said it. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Milk makes yer cog burn
I'll stick with this hooraw juice
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Bloody Hell! :D
EEP! I just did a quote for John Williams!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Was it...
"yes, I admit I am the world's most successful musical thief"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Ha!
He is a very nice man. He wears a black leather cowboy hat.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:00, archived)
# why do i now have a mental image of him creeping out of a music shop with a swag bag of musical instruments?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Like tubas maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:05, archived)
# (hand fail)...but i like it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:50, archived)
# er, I knew I forgot something
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# 7th US Cavalry Hopper Troop
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# heheheh
he's doing it wrong!

nicely shopped sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
*click*

This is how it actually happened!*

*I wish
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ha ha this would have been brilliant!
How the West was Bounced.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# hahahahah! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# hahahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:57, archived)
# They're technically dragoons.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha FTW
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:38, archived)
# This is great man!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I drew a fucking cat becuase i want attention


Click for bigger (41 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# but it's a great car
Noon 4dam
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# HAI INTERNET FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Oh hai pixel-buddy
all well in Dum (do you want )fries? (with that)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Fucking brilliant
Leeds?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I don't know
I've no windows

Any one in Leeds tell me what it's like out there?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Shit.
As usual.

Actually the weather's quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# can you see the weather
past the piles of bin bags and rats?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# they are now up to the roof
it smells like ash trays
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'm clicking nothing
at least until I've seen the MD go back to his office.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I thought you were the MD
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I am the Puppet King!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Master, Master, where's the dream that I've been after?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I heard someone was letting you have a child
how did you manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# A couple of roofies
and someone elses spunk in a turkey baster
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Please call your child
Sunset Beach Box

P.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# OK, if it's a boy
If it's a girl I'm going for Spunk Upmy Dirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# And people say there's a decline in good parenting in this day and age.
It's good to know some of the old values are still in use, like child baiting and vicious nomenclature.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I really am going to give it a stupid name
when Mrs Box isn't looking. Perhaps Houpla Panowie.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# middle names are the place for silliness
Introducing the Rt Hon. Sir Phillip Nigga Please Trumpty Bus-Stop Smith

and his lovely wife Jane Tittyfuckingsonofabitch Smith
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Congratulations
when are you having it
And can i have first dibs?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# you are SO sick
but funny with it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# your name changing is perplexing me
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I'm pretending to be rob
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue400/

*takes off hat and glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# that would be funnier in 4 weeks time
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:56, archived)
# January
If I don't like it I'll post it up to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'll swap you it for mine if you want, I've broken her now
you might find some use though
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Once thet get too big
I use them for cleaning chimneys and coal mining and the like
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I use them as bait for younger children
I'm going to have to go, if i keep posting here, i'm going to hit 20k and I'll have to show yous all my knob. Again. And i haven't washed it. It's still covered in blood
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Oui
Le chat est très blanc
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Or you
www.b3ta.com/board/9747314

Fight amongst yourselves
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# ha ha sorry fella
what you see above is about the upper limit of my foreign language skills. After that I resort to the universal language of SHOUTING SLOWLY and pointing.

But I do like the idea of making stuff like that and leaving it around places, I will support you in that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# i will take photographs
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:59, archived)
# You've got my attention.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# stick it up your cunt
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# How about I cunt your face in the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# yes please
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:45, archived)
# where's the cocking newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Don't tell me I never give you owt
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue399/
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# you never....
oh wait- you gave me bad aids once
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:49, archived)
# that's last week's
you PHONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I'm not giving you any attention.
I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# LIES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# What's the cat fucking?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# This I like
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# This is a normal post

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:41, archived)
# My cat would kick the shit out of your cat
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Not sure if there would be much kicking going on
Both cats have very underdeveloped legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:43, archived)
# no, mine just has an overdeveloped everything else
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:55, archived)
# *microwaves your cat*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Dude, rad cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
# THNX
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:48, archived)
# DANCE CAT DANCE!
goddammit!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Oh bloody hell it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:15, archived)
# They'll twist all night if there's a fish in it


noons all - it's fluffy tiem
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# This makes me want to go out dancing tonight. With cats.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:36, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Hoots mon!
A couple of tossers.



Yeah, the one on the right is rubbish.
(theyellowknight, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# don't cross the logs!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:39, archived)
# bellend
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:52, archived)
# och
aye
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)

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