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beaubodor blogless, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)

CANNOT UNSEE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)

pssst

I saw your cake/breadmaker making comment down there... got a recipe? (or a link to one?)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)

YES

wait, let me find it

50g golden caster sugar
175g butter
3 medium eggs (that's medium sized, not eggs laid by mediums)
225g self raising flour
100g chopped glace cherries
75g grated MARZIPAN (in practice we put about twice this in)
60ml milk
15g toasted flaked almonds

1. Cream butter & sugar together then beat in eggs one at a time
2. Add flour, cherries, marzipan & milk and mix well
3. Line the breadmaker with baking parchment and shove the mix in
4. Sprinkle almonds on the top
5. Takes 55 min in our breadmaker but I guess it could just go in the oven

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)

*glees*

\O/
Edit:You utter star! Cheers fella...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)

WrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrongWrong

No to marzipan, NO!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)

...Why must we fight like this?

Will there never be peace between our tribes.....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)

*raises the AntiAlmond banner*

*hopes to gather troops*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)

Don't bring your hate crimes here

Mmmmmm Almonds

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)

They taste like cyanide

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)

Mmmmmm Cyanide

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:47, archived)

"legalize chutney"

*petitions*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:41, archived)

NOW LOOK

don't start this again

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)

You Mrs,

are a woman after my own heart :D

Battenburg would be awesome if it were not for the Marzipan.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)

*wanders off muttering about bloody Philistines*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)

Whatever!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)

Aha!

You can be my second in command! Right, General Whoop!, let's get recruiting. Press gang if necessary.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:42, archived)

Well Flowerpot and The Great Architect

are both on our side as far as I know....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:49, archived)

I believe so

They can be Lieutenant-Generals if they wish.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)

who the hell is tony blair

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Shada, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)

he is President of the Universe

and ex-King of the Britain

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)

a god-bothering mass murderer

and a cunt

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)

and a slimy photogenic stooge

mass produced to trick us into believing night is day

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)

Wasn't that Jesus?

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)

haha

he was the worst mass murderer ever

saved loads of people and managed to get himself killed

(apparently)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)

Oh God!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)

0_0

*shudder*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)

gah!

utterly terrifying and brilliant

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)

Hahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)

hahaha...that's one HOT "eurozone"

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)

Why would you post this

why would you think of this

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)

...

That's rich Mr "Is it a bean or is it a tit"?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)

Excuse me, there's a bucket outside I have to throw up in

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)

Eeeek.... so much sagginess.

Wonderful.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)

haha brilliant

we've all been stitched up good and proper, haven't we?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)

This magnificent horror would be even more despicable with a bit of animated shivering.

Or am I just being greedy now?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)

QUICK!

APPLY THE VALIN FILTER :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)

hahaha!

Agreed. With hindsight, no fucker needs to see that.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)

This has given me the fear!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)

*substitutes the word "fear" for "horn" for comdey effect....

I really am just not trying today.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)

Arf!

You found me out Chutters dear boy ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)

AAAIIEEEE!!

my eyes!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)

very good, sums it up nicely!

.
and of course there's: stopblair.eu
.

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lord bofingham, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:41, archived)

"He had the blackest eyes.. the Devil's eyes"

Brr.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:56, archived)

First image post in a while...

So I thought I'd do a sexy one! :)

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)

just the place for Bogart to put his outsize rubbery fingers

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)

still would

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)

even with the added bite?

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)

its well worth the risk

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)

you could just fill it with putty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)

placate it with a nice bit of haddock first

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)

this is a good bit of advice

It doesn't like Halibut

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:25, archived)

an extra hole could be fun!

you never know...

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)

nom nom!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)

what have you done I can't see any thing

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)

try looking at the picture

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)

Move away from the boobs...

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)

nope I can still only see boobs

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)

i'm having a couple of similar problems

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)

me too

must be "very subtle" ahem

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)

I have been looking at this since it was posted and i still don't see whats been done :D

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)

heh heh...fuck it!!!....may as well just shout "would" like the rest

*standard reply when all else fails*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:44, archived)

would

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)

Would...

... make a nice change from a choirboy.

(more_tea_vicar, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)

do shut up

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)

Lorks!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)

I loathe her

I'm sure she's lovely and everything and I understand the attraction from a male point of view and everything but.... Grah she makes me angry...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)

She is nothing,

NOTHING, compared to Jordan in the annoying stakes.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)

Oh I heartily agree

Doesn't mean I don't want to slap her around a bit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:34, archived)

Gah!

Ning Cheeky!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)

Haha

I was once shouted at very much for posting this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:31, archived)

RAAAAAAAAGH RAAAAAAAGH

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

who is that? I bet she's got crabs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)

Oops, I even meant to link it this time

must be the lack of coffee and/or sleep

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:39, archived)

what's wrong with a topless 12 year old!?

/ac

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)

roffle

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:38, archived)

lovely stuff Cheeky :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)

*cough* filesize

;) Lovely stuff!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)

Filesize? How annoying....

:D
I tried to get it under 100k, but it falls to pieces below 118k....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)

they're more like guidelines, really

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)

make it smaller (dimensions)

I get a warning if my pictures are over 800 pixels wide or tall, don't you?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)

I reckon most people don't really care about an extra 18kB.

Or do they....?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:23, archived)

depends if you're in the b3ta clique or not

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)

^ true

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)

haha

this

3kb over for a noob is like 300kb over for someone else

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boris the spider, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:30, archived)

I do

just think what you could use that 18k for

a grainy picture of Bea Arthur in a bathrobe!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)

its not hosted on the main board so no warnings

I think anyways
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)

Meh, bothers me not

I mean, if it were twice the filesize, then the whips would have to come out.

Also, Jeremy seems to have forgotten to attach his picture....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)

Why attach images? In line ones are more immediate...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)

Heh heh :D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:43, archived)

ha ha ha A combination of quality and humour

and pushes the bean-boobs down a bit which is a big plus too!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)

lol so very very wrong

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)

ahaha

more of this sort of thing :)

he has a spanish cousin, jiminez:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)

Hahaha

Love the Jeremy series.

The wedding ring makes this a little too real ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Oh Jeremy you annoying cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)

*checks front page*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)

you're MAD

MAD I tells ya

woo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:20, archived)

Scarily, I can name the camera model!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)

Equus make great cameras...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:24, archived)

Yeah

I thought I'd keep quiet just this once

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)

nice touch with the camera model :-P

have a woo

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)

Hahahah

another Jeremy classic!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)

Oh, for heaven's sake.

This amused me so much I nearly drowned in my own laffing fluids.

I bust me valve and everything.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)

haha...superb

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)

I love this so much!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)

I love you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)

Fresh!

Exciting!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha...

Brilliant as per!! *Click* :)

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Ninj, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:47, archived)

Boobs or Beans

Is the blurry image below Boobies or Beans

Click the image for the answer

God Im bored

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)

it looks like Ted Bovis from here

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)

First rule of comedy, Spike, is

erm...

oh fuck.

was it timing?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)

You've got to have reality, Spike

First rule of comedy is reality.

**remembers the Shark episode fondly**

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:37, archived)

Neither,

it's frogspawn.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)

ummm

I don't know, and neither does the person on the PC next to me...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)

well a subtle hint

its SFW

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)

yeah, but at a glance it doesn't look SFW

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)

.....oh goody

I shall explain that to them Oh, they've gone...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)

Why is the NSFW rule so difficult to grasp?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)

I wouldnt scroll down the page if your worried about beans

there be goatse down thar

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)

Thanks for proving my point

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)

blackheads.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)

extreme close up of a fraggle?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)

Haha, winnar!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)

that would have been a better idea

this was much better in my head

where it should have stayed

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)

better out than in

oh, we're back to beans

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)

haha

Uncle Travelling Mat caught on film :)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)

nom nom

both pics:)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)

For Archie

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)

*shudders*

Top man though that Baz

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)

^this

read his autobiagraphy - its a vertiable history of British Comedy (up to about 1980 odd!)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)

Oooh, shall have to read that

The man's TINY though. I mean, I think he's shorter than me, or damned close....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:16, archived)

Hooray!

It's a little known fact - but Nibus has brought it to my attention,

that Bogart did indeed have big hands.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)

Cor, look at the thumb to index finger length on that!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)

Not true,

he actually had a very small head and body.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaarf

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)

bloody hell

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)

COR! Look at the size of those things!

And he was such a short arse as well

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)

the hands of michael jordon

on the body of ronnie corbett?

medical science these days...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)

Hells yeah!

Also, when did ISIHAC start charging for tickets?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)

when they started performing it in thongs

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

I'm sold!

So the more expensive tickets, I take it you get to keep the thong of one of the performers? BAGSY GRAEME GARDEN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)

hahaha, you star :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)

did you request that Archie?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)

In a roundabout way, yes

/facebook lols

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)

Someone bukkake that man's glasses

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:04, archived)

I want what HappyToast had for breakfast.

Woo!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

haha you loon

although semi naked barrys aren't my thing, this made me chuckle like a brother
:D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)

That is far too sexy

for my little brain

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)

HOT BAZ ACTION

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)

Hahaha!

Deary me.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)

Uncanny.

Top work, sir!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)

it's my 4th B3TADAY !!!!!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)

No icon, no candle no cayke. You know the rules.

You can eat one of those poisonous-looking sugar flowers though. nomnom.

**STOP THE PRESS**

Happy b3taday!!!!

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)

Bout time you donated then

Then you'd have a candle and we'd believe you and give you cayke

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)

there- donated.

now can I have a picture of your bum?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)

See profile

It's all there

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)

Congrats, you terrible cunt!

And I agree about the lack of donations. Get an icon, you terrible cunt!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)

where do I donate then?

cunt

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)

Click on an icon

or b3ta.com/features/appeal/

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

I done it

I'm legal, fuckwipes

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)

CANDLE!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)

Terrible online bullying.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)

About time and all too!

Happy b3taday cunt!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)

yyyaaaaaaayyyy

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)

Excellent!

Have cake!

Er.... I don't actually have any to give you though, so you'll just have to imagine.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)

Imaginary cake is so often the best kind.....

*imagines a Fruitcake battenberg fusion type cake.....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)

Pah! I imagine a double-mega-triple-boozy-chocolate cake

It puts your fusion to shame. TO SHAME!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)

covered in marzipan arses?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:14, archived)

Yeah.... only made of something edible instead....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:18, archived)

I made a cherry and marzipan cake in our new breadmaker

it lasted precisely an hour

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)

0_0

That sounds unfeasibly amazing... I was not aware you could do such witchery with a bread maker.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)

For some reason this conversation has left me with an insatiable need for

TRIFLE!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:15, archived)

Oh yes

I have no chocolate in the house at all. This is bad.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:19, archived)

CAYYYYYKE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:13, archived)

Well done that man

Ps: you cunt

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:59, archived)

happy vaginal extraction day

Oh by the lack of candle I thought you meant your real one. Buy an icon you tight fisted get

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)

Klaatu barada nicto.

You terrible so & so.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

Happy Candles

All the best b3tans were b3tan in October

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)

"Come on lads, let's get home. The sky's beginning to bruise, night must fall and we shall be forced to camp.."

Happy B3ta Day, Monty.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:53, archived)

ffft

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LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)

I'm RISsing

but outsize rubber Al Jolson hand is disturbing me

edit: does anyone still have a copy of Friday's Guardian? I want the Fairy Tales supplement out of it cos I missed it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)

mmmm

bogart=keep it all to yourself

edit: hand is actual

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LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)

you're just making this up now, aren't you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bogart

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LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:56, archived)

Ooooh! Is it UD day?

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=speighting

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)

railway restroom, no doubt? :)

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LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)

It's quite clearly a verb.

I may submit a new word today.

To do a Gately: dying of gay.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:07, archived)

to do a dead gay

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LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)

it's Al Jolson's real enormo rubber hand that you've shopped Bogie onto?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)

nope.. its the hand on the sauce pic of Bogey

lighting effect made it darker

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LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)

sorry... went in the recycling this very morn

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)

Sorry fella,

I have the whole paper and all the supplements bar the Fairy Tales as I gave them all to a mate of mine for his youngster.

Have you tried Freecycle? I managed to get a couple of the World War 2 ones that I missed on there.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)

hahaha

yes, I did

but some twat took exception to me asking for it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)

You're joking?

What a fucking cunt! I'll have an ask on the Greenwich one for you if you like?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)

oo that would be good

cheers :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)

My first B3TA post evar

(tw15, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:32, archived)

It's a good start

Wilkommen auf B3ta!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)

'tis a fine first effort

welcome a broad

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)

HAHAHA

Instaclick

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)

haha

cor, the Beastie Boys have been going for ages - I can imagine them being in The People's Friend in 40 years' time

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)

welcome Tuesday person

and well done for not fucking it up

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)

hahahaha

ningles fella

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)

hello chap

this week I may find out if I'm going to be on the telly for 3 seconds or not

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)

Hello, TW13.

Welcome to b3ta.

(

Captain Howdy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)

Well, it's fifty cups of coffee and you know it's ON

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)

Hello

Hello

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)

RIS, but hey ho.

There we go.

I've been awake for 22 hours, have come out the other side of smashed out me face and er... um... I can't understand anything any more.

But I'm listening to Sunn O))) !

*EDIT*
Oh, and (rude of me, soz) delighted to make yr acquaintance, tw15.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:03, archived)

Did a gig recently, where this ufortunate pic was taken.. Seems that some people 'develop' earlier than others

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:51, archived)

*tries to think of a comment that doesn't reference gary glitter*

*fails*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:53, archived)

yes indeed.

somebody needs to trim their clam

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:59, archived)

claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

yes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:06, archived)

Wikkid pic of cool doodz.

Nothing wrong with that.

Apart from the fact that this is supposed to be a funneh website blah blah blahhhhh

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:57, archived)

*sighs*..where's captain freedom when you need him *rolls eyes*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:06, archived)

Hahaha!

Whassup? Homegrown nutters suddenly not good enough?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:15, archived)

She looks absolutely terrified

Oh, and good morning the board!

I trust your blouses are all smashing today?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:17, archived)

Mine's marvellous.

Unofficial AC/DC blouse, which says AS/BO.

Fairly smashing, I reckon.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)

I condone this blousery

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)

Haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)

they are indeed sir

I love the non-artefacted ning tram

woo!

Is it cake time yet? I'm starving

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)

CAAAAAAAAAAKEY TIEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssss

what kind of cake?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:30, archived)

anything except stomachache

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)

I have a danish

does that count?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:40, archived)

yes and no

if you have it on its own, you can class it as a cake

if you have it with another cake, then no - otherwise people might accuse you of having two cakes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:48, archived)

I had it with a coffee

so I should be fine from the cake SS

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:51, archived)

yes indeed

you could even argue that coffee acts as a cake dilution agent, therefore you need another cake to bring your cake intake to the correct level

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)

It's always cake time!

I had to take a detour on the bike this morning due to roadworks. Had me peddling up a hill and against the wind for near 4km. Now I want cake or a sandwich

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)

It's a smashing blouse I have on!

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:30, archived)

This is good to hear

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)

(

d d, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:33, archived)

uhhhhhhhhhghhghhgh

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d d, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:34, archived)

i am so tired

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d d, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:34, archived)

this seemed like a billion times funnier when i was making it

(

d d, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:35, archived)

also please tell me i didnt come up with this first:

www.b3tards.com/u/d55d8cd4d594577bd425/wildthings.jpg

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d d, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:39, archived)

I love these pictures and I love you

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)

I also love balloon boy

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:01, archived)

i messed up on this

it was supposed to be funny because he was killing his grandma because she wouldnt give him any cookies - she was supposed to have a cookie jar and his eyebrows where supposed to be angry but you get the point

(

d d, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:02, archived)

BALLOONS R DEADLY

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:57, archived)

you're trying a little too hard

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:36, archived)

( . ) ( . )

(

d d, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:37, archived)

(boobs)

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d d, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:44, archived)

That is not dead, which can eternal lie

And, in strange aeons, even death may die.

(I love shit pictures, me)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:42, archived)

some are bjorn to sweet delIGHt

some are borne to endleszzzz night baby

(

d d, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:44, archived)

HELL YEAH.

OR NAH. EITHER OR. *spontaneously weeps*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:46, archived)

it always ends with dancing and crying

(

d d, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:49, archived)

*dances*

*cries*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:53, archived)

oh baby you make me want to nine eleven all over and over again

*falls asleep*

(

d d, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:01, archived)

this is exactly how I feel this morning

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:53, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:16, archived)

aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

My fuckers woke me up at 5 this morning.

One of them managed to open the bedroom door by jumping up at the handle.
They then proceed to have a fight in the bedroom

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:18, archived)

Hahaha

Very sorry to hear that

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:19, archived)

Crikey.

They must really, really detest you.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:21, archived)

Fuckers are going back to Battersea if this carries on

not really

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:41, archived)

Don't listen to her, Joe!

Doggersea Bats' Home it is.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:44, archived)

Sleeep

The little fuckers never let me!

(

An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:22, archived)

that is the cutest!!!!!!!!

not as cute as my cat of course but still very very cute

(

d d, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:19, archived)

My cat is the cutest.

And it's not even mine.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:20, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:23, archived)

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:24, archived)

you've run out of WASPS

Have you informed Waspy?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:28, archived)

no man, the wasps just stopped wasping

I'm likely to find a pile of dead wasps around whatever avenue they have been entering the hosue

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:52, archived)

Yay for teh fluffeh

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:26, archived)

(Good Penny, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:42, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:54, archived)

Hahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)

This little fucker

had left yet another dead mouse at the foot of the bed this a.m. At least it was a whole mouse and not just the head this time. It also sometimes has the living room covered in feathers. I hate it.

I may have entirely missed the point of this thread. Sorry. I am still half asleep and mouse-shocked.

(

Neffer Vossent rues the day, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:51, archived)

my freind revealed to me yesterday

that her kitten (called Kittin) left just the hind legs and tail of a squirrel on the sofa on saturday.

(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)

Kitteh

One of mine left a mouse. With a missing arm. Babies.

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An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)

It's nae bother

He brings mice here too.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)

LET'S TALK

ABOUT DIN DINS

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:05, archived)

Awe

Click for bigger (155 kb)

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An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:09, archived)

Sorry

Click for bigger (48 kb)

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An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:34, archived)

Yay! It's open season!

FREE Image Hosting, Resizing and Watermarking at Web2K.co.uk

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:44, archived)

I am officially never eating a Creme Egg again.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:49, archived)

Once you figure out which supermodel's lips those are,

you'll officially never want to snog her again either.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:53, archived)

I've never felt the desire to snog a woman

supermodel or not. So that's immaterial. :P

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:17, archived)

Sorry, did I say "her" ?

My mistake. I meant "his".

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:29, archived)

^this*

*may be lies

(

Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:14, archived)

the red and anal abyss . . .

(

d d, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:52, archived)

...one eggcup.

nuf said.

(

An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:53, archived)

are men who stuff gerbils while staring at goatse

(

LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:47, archived)

Good Morning B3ta

What's for breakfast?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:10, archived)

Unsavoury images by the looks of things.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:17, archived)

oh, it's most savoury, filled with brown sauce

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:25, archived)

Lovely bit of motion blur there.

Wow! Suddenly, there's adrenaline.

People get dead snotty when one posts goatse pics in the afternoon.

Baffling.

_

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:19, archived)

they just need to "open up" a bit

ho ho ho ho ho

:)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:24, archived)

Hahahahaha!

I came far too close to vomiting with laughter when I read this.

Perhaps I should consider going to bed. Having been awake for 21 hours, in constant pain and wotnot. And sodding drinking.
Not to mention the heavy-duty painkillers. Which I've just sodding mentioned.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:35, archived)

yo'll just have bad dreams

I seem to have picked up some minor ailment yesterday

I just had a moment of "some kind of cold thing has broken and is now dead"

spent a night of fucked up dreams where things were part of things that nneeded things that were things and aaarrrg

hard to explain, but ye basic "body full of invaders/chemical imbalance" dream shit

not pleasant

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:08, archived)

Ill

Don't snog Miss Piggy.

(

An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:14, archived)

you're right

and I should feel guilty about this egg and bacon sandwich too

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:19, archived)

Jelly-botty

As opposed to Botticelli. Genius!

(

An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:27, archived)

your name suggests breakfast to me

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:55, archived)

Your name suggests an after dinner snack.

(

An Egg ,D, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:14, archived)

you sleight-of-walrus artist you :)

(

LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:22, archived)

Sleight, ffs.

If you must insist on being unemployably drunk, please get it right.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:25, archived)

there!

now suck my poop sack

(

LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:29, archived)

*sighs*

*performs the necessary duty*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:41, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:56, archived)

I say, Herman, you are prolific.

And you have a lot of balls. Keen

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:03, archived)

Arse Newenger

Two shots!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:16, archived)

(

LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:40, archived)

Hahaha

Bad people

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:42, archived)

disgruntled employees maybe

(

LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:45, archived)

The company backed him.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:51, archived)

that was in UK, right?

haven't heard of problems in US with them

(

LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:53, archived)

Yeah

There was something of a hoo-ha about it for a while.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:55, archived)

hehehehe

(herman:D, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:56, archived)

Ha!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:10, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:33, archived)

In shadow, or not fully here?

Either way, woo.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:47, archived)

Either way, yep.

(Moves hand across face enigmatically)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:01, archived)

I like half shadows. I can reconstruct the rest in my mind.

The daubs contribute to the ambiguity.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:49, archived)

nice image

hurts me eyes tho

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LS18, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:50, archived)

Nice

Subtle

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:51, archived)

Ooo... latexy

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:53, archived)

Well done, Mr McGroin.

This is just about the best picture ever.

(Others who disagree are welcome to express their opinions, as always... as if anyone gives a toss what Scottish people think)

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:06, archived)

I had to let it out, sorry.

www.b3ta.com/board/9752362

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:23, archived)

Sick of perspective, gaz me if you have ideas how to make this more fun to use for other people.

Source: www.cyriak.co.uk/gifs/cowspider.gif

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)

hmmm yes..yes...I remember doing that not long ago..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:36, archived)

It appears

We're both shit.

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 8:58, archived)

Inspired from CKY DVD sorry

"

other than that , FUCK YOU haha

(JoePesky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:25, archived)

Fight me

*shakes fist* tosser

(JoePesky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:30, archived)

what's the other bit?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:31, archived)

it's a NHS patient waiting....

long time

(JoePesky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:34, archived)

o rly?

they usually look deader than that...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:37, archived)

Who cares, dude? You care. Why do you care, dude?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:37, archived)

because i want to know what it is or should be

you know, details.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:39, archived)

Protip: <img />

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:41, archived)

not just me that sucks at html, then?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:42, archived)

HTML is easy, dude just accidentally added a null image link. Check Page Source, buddy.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:45, archived)

horses for courses

i understand concrete and bricks and shit.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:49, archived)

This one time I brick.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:51, archived)

did you mix the correct ratio

of cement and

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:53, archived)

I have a hilarious image that relates to this topic actually

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:46, archived)

Oh man, I just found this one too from on my old computer!!!

It's not mine, but I think it's ok. It's from a friend on another forum.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:49, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:50, archived)

Hanke, I rate your contribution highly.

Also, seriously I want you to post more and it upsets me when you go away.
Also:

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:50, archived)

I need to make some animations

someone I know is starting a studio. I need to show him I'm awesome.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:55, archived)

Be a dude and be rad.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:15, archived)

This one took forever.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:43, archived)

bad form lad

(JoePesky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:43, archived)

if ya don't ask

ya wont know.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:44, archived)

fucking dickhead

(JoePesky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:00, archived)

save it for /talk

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:06, archived)

Anyone can do it.

www.zettix.com/anim-gif/

(

I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:36, archived)

you need ClearType

www.microsoft.com/typography/cleartype/tuner/step1.aspx

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:38, archived)

screen text is clear enough

MS paint isn't

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:40, archived)

HEY. HEY NOW. HEY. HEY HEY NOW.

I LOVE MSPAINT AND YOU SHOULD TOO. RAGE: HEIGHTENED.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:52, archived)

it's useful for a quick cut'n'shut

love is a bit strong, though

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:54, archived)

I draw everything in MSPaint, buddy.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:15, archived)

okay

but don't you sometimes need to rotate something more than 90°?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:18, archived)

I could post many piss - takes for you

but I won't

(JoePesky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:40, archived)

Merry Christmas!

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:31, archived)

hey little sister who is the one

hey little sister.....

(JoePesky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:33, archived)

That sounds like lyrics.

Actually, it sounds like misunderstood Billy Idol lyrics.
My favourite.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:42, archived)

nice day for a

SHOTGUN!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:45, archived)

Nice day to start again.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:52, archived)

nice day to

staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrt agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiin

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:56, archived)

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etc etc etc

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:01, archived)

Sadness.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:35, archived)

awwwwwwwwww kids workin' in the NHS is obvious a winnaaaaaaaaaar

(JoePesky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:38, archived)

JOEPESKY I THINK YOU'RE INTOXICATED.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:45, archived)

more like ran out of medication

same as being pissed

(JoePesky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:54, archived)

just spent far too long on this because i used photoshop instead of flash.

Click for bigger (56 kb)
so enjoy.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:24, archived)

Flash, I love you

(JoePesky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:27, archived)

FLASH, A-AAH

he'll save every one of us

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:30, archived)

MAKER OF VECTORS SUPREME.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:32, archived)

I SCORED 10 POINTS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:36, archived)

I was looking at those sausage bouquets on that Austrian webseite mentioned in the newsletter

I am surprised they did not also link to these jolly little fellows
www.pahl-fleischer.at/images/MizziHerbi/Mizzi%20u%20Herbi.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:50, archived)

www.pahl-fleischer.at/images/Wurstkoch/Wurstkoch%20006.html

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:55, archived)

JA! JA!

I noticed him in their banner image but I hadn't found the page..
then I went off and did some work

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:10, archived)

I'm lost

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:53, archived)

fuck yeah

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:11, archived)

I see friends shaking hands, saying, 'How do you do?' They're really saying, ' I...I love you!'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ltAGuuru7Q

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:17, archived)

a true ukulele hero.

I thought that link may have been to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxCM9dellRs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:21, archived)

Your tube fu is pretty good.

But the source is it.

Music For A Found Harmonium
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJg1NNyke2E

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:28, archived)

gotta love a harmonium.

I was looking at some lusheng clips earlier
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BuF1FFIxqg

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:49, archived)

Hot damn!

Nice piece.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:58, archived)

I had a live PCO album years ago.

It was excellent.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:37, archived)

I'm a johnny come lately, but the good people here help me catch up.

Shit, I never want to leave the internet honeymoon phase, and I can't do it here.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 6:54, archived)

nice :)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:16, archived)

Thanks, but my filter needs gas to run

And the source image was amazing.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 5:33, archived)

More q&d Peter Cook

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:08, archived)

these are class

(JoePesky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:10, archived)

AAU

So is the other.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:11, archived)

oh, fuck yeah

marty feldman awaits

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:14, archived)

EYES

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:18, archived)

i see what you did there : D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:28, archived)

Damn right, Rory.

Marty Feldman's eyes are a force of nature.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:31, archived)

he's a lizard king

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:34, archived)

And dead.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:35, archived)

well with this sort of a lifestyle what do you expect

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlUdrJ6RPeA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:41, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:31, archived)

Holy fucking shit! This is much better.

Much better.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:37, archived)

I agree, the hand has more jazz.

I like the top one too, but the hand in that one is too simple like a curve and doesn't have the same flavor as the rest of the image. Not that I can draw. ;)

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:06, archived)

Haha!

I like the justification.
There's a more obvious justification, by the way...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:11, archived)

marty feldman?

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:26, archived)

preferred the previous one

i'm not sayng this isn't good ('cos it is), but i would have said it was that bloke who used to do 'rainbow'

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:31, archived)

I'm getting a touch of Michael Parkinson myself

with just a hint of Jon Pertwee

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:40, archived)

You're not supposed to sniff it, weirdo.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:42, archived)

EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE WET CAT AND CIGARETTES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:44, archived)

have you been using a wet cat to put your cigarettes out?

everybody knows you leave them to go out themselves, then flick 'em at the dog.
hence, dog-end

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:51, archived)

oh no, it's just wet today

and since my clothes always smell somewhat of cat and cigarettes, that's the prevailing odour in a two foot radius

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:18, archived)

I detect a clear absense of Serge Gainsbourg ere.

You daft buggers.

(Mind you, his 80s stuff was bloody horrible)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:28, archived)

Heh

yes, somehow the face lacks a certain characteristic hint of malice. It's like a newly-hatched Peter Cook clone, naive and innocent.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:43, archived)

Oddly

he's much older in the source of this than in most of the other pics I found.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 3:53, archived)

Cant!

(Facking)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 7:23, archived)

Mofaha is a boy who likes draw pictures.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 4:36, archived)

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