Haha, I can just hear him saying that in his voice if you dig what I'm sayin'
I always wondered if you could hear him if you did not dig or know what he was saying
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:50,
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I always wondered if you could hear him if you did not dig or know what he was saying
He only wants to save his friend's life
It's the flava, it's the flava! Life saver!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:53,
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oops sorry
did not mean to post straight over you
edit HAHA by the way :-)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:53,
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edit HAHA by the way :-)
Post away old chum
This is ephemeral at best but after this:
www.b3ta.com/board/9727857
You can see that I'm cabaple of worse :)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:55,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9727857
You can see that I'm cabaple of worse :)
smell great
taste like hot water...
I fail to see the attraction
heads off to QOTW
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:30,
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I fail to see the attraction
heads off to QOTW
At the weekend, I always look forward to a pot of Everyday tea after a bracing walk with my dog, Ebony. Sat by the fire, with the papers and a couple of chocolate digestives, there really is no better place to be.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:32,
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nah, peppermint and nettle are ok
it's the fruit teas that taste like nothing
Vanilla rooibos is great
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:36,
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Vanilla rooibos is great
*chokes on shortbread*
*sues Nibus for causing apshy aespohy, death by choking*
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:48,
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Yes.
Yes it is.
Also the Clipper "Wild Berry" one actually tastes like berries, and goes a luvly deep purplish-red colour in the pot.
/buys a lot of fruit teas, ends up throwing a lot of fruit teas away
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:52,
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Also the Clipper "Wild Berry" one actually tastes like berries, and goes a luvly deep purplish-red colour in the pot.
/buys a lot of fruit teas, ends up throwing a lot of fruit teas away
none of these are teas
they are infusions or tissanes and they all taste like piss. while some may have medicinal or calming properties they nonetheless taste like piss and should never be referred to as teas, afterall they taste like piss.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:09,
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Everyone knows tea was introduced to Britain by the Gauls
It's true, I read about it in "Asterix in Britain".
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:25,
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Everything I ever learned about history
I learned from Asterix books. Remember they used to come out in small paperback in black & white? I think I must have had the whole collection of those.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:28,
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The de Gauls?
Damn frenchies coming over here with their refreshing hot beverages
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:28,
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pfff
the French know nothing about tea
it's just plastic-flavoured water with half a lemon in
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:33,
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it's just plastic-flavoured water with half a lemon in
;)
You do realise I was joking ofc... or does that only become impilicit by putting smilies in every posting in which case what a sad era we live in.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:29,
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*moves to Australia appears on stage doing Michael Jackson routine*
How very dare you!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:40,
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This^^^^^
And I am desperately sincere in saying that, note the lack of smiley.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:40,
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Nice! I'd watch that for sure!
"I ain't goin' on no holiday, foo!"
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:18,
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"Don't ply me with Marg arin-a"
/nicely new person, welcome aboard :)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:59,
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You, go and stand in the corner and think about what you just did
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:13,
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I'll only be gentle if you brought your own lube
and any excuse...
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:00,
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*checks*
Filesize ok
Hummus good
Made me chuckle....
Welcome, you will do well here. Have some coffee and a bacon butty, I've just done some.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:08,
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Hummus good
Made me chuckle....
Welcome, you will do well here. Have some coffee and a bacon butty, I've just done some.
This is great.
Breaking news: I am eating Ryvitas right NOW. With lil'Marmite cheeses. Over and out.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:09,
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You mentioned this marmite cheese before
I have not seen it anywhere. I also think if I bought some, Mr Trellis would actually divorce me. Especially if I disguised it in a normal cheese wrapper. Which, let's face it, I would....
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:11,
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It's cheddar with marmite in
It has brown marbling, so you couldn't disguise it as normal cheese :)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:14,
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It is horrendous!
I love cheese, and I love marmite, and I love marmite with cheese, but that stuff is horrible!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:17,
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They are snack-sized like babybels
And they are AWESOME, don't listen to Redsushi :P
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:20,
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You can also get HUGE blocks of it
We used to get them in when I worked on a deli counter. See also: Boddingtons cheddar.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:24,
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The missus loves cheese
love's Marmite
loves cheese and marmite
but HATES those infernal things
she's so fussy it makes me puke, much like marmite
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:31,
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loves cheese and marmite
but HATES those infernal things
she's so fussy it makes me puke, much like marmite
ALL THE MORE FOR ME.
I have a great affection for shit cheese things, give me all of your tuc cheese sandwich biscuit things, and cheese footballs with the strange cheese stuff in. Kay thx by x x
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:36,
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...dear goddddd
SPANG.
Be careful, you'll entice that arnie/seams troll out from yesterday ;)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:52,
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Be careful, you'll entice that arnie/seams troll out from yesterday ;)
well it was either a troll, or someone with very limited ability
and LOTS of enthusiasm.
Lots and lots of posts like this... www.b3ta.com/board/9751425#post9751458
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:55,
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Lots and lots of posts like this... www.b3ta.com/board/9751425#post9751458
I realised as soon as I posted that,
how restricted that joke is ;)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:12,
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hahaha, I knew what was coming, but still laughed :)
great stuff
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:56,
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hello SkUG
lots of things have happened
Martians have invaded Clacton
Jeremy Clarkson has grown 8 extra penises
Some hens have escaped
and Mrs Trellis DOESN'T LIKE MARZIPAN
(one of these is more controversial than the others put together)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:59,
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Martians have invaded Clacton
Jeremy Clarkson has grown 8 extra penises
Some hens have escaped
and Mrs Trellis DOESN'T LIKE MARZIPAN
(one of these is more controversial than the others put together)
uhoh
i'll get the marzipan hens, you sort out that 8 extra eric clactons and we'll call it tuesday :)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:00,
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I refuse to recognise your so-called brigade as a legitimate entity
therefore it cannot exist
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:11,
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Well I refuse to recognise your non-recognition
So THAT doesn't exist.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:12,
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'Tamados' is totally the correct spelling for his particular pronunciation.
I can hear him saying it as I type..
.. that's gotta be worth a click in anybody's book.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:58,
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.. that's gotta be worth a click in anybody's book.
.. until now.
Here we are, born to be kings.
We're the princes of the universe..
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:51,
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We're the princes of the universe..
Here we belong, fighting to survive,
In a world with the darkest powers.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:54,
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In a world with the darkest powers.
I'm sorely tempted to wedge myself into the sofa & fire up the DVD player.
The sound of lopped heads, clanging broadswords & unplaceable accents is becoming far too hard to resist..
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:10,
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a little bit of yes, a little bit of no to be honest :)
a fine hello to you, squire. Hope you're well :)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:55,
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btw my Space Hopper image from yesterday
www.maidenart.co.uk/images/hopper-arches.jpg
was on the Popular page when I checked this morning, and now it's no longer there... Have I upset the mods due to being more interested in the Alt Compo than the Censorship one? And no I wasn't imagining it - it was definitely there.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:59,
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was on the Popular page when I checked this morning, and now it's no longer there... Have I upset the mods due to being more interested in the Alt Compo than the Censorship one? And no I wasn't imagining it - it was definitely there.
that happens to me sometimes
i thought the pop page was based on votes but maybe it isnt
can you link to it so i can see it?
*EDIT Most woooosome indeed and quite disturbing!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:01,
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can you link to it so i can see it?
*EDIT Most woooosome indeed and quite disturbing!
No it's definitely based on votes
I've put a link above to my image.
I think this is censorship due to it being linked as a compo entry and being the Alt Compo. or a bug in the website. But it seems to me an image being popular isn't enough to gain FP yet if one gets only a few replies bang instant FP *shrug*
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:03,
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I think this is censorship due to it being linked as a compo entry and being the Alt Compo. or a bug in the website. But it seems to me an image being popular isn't enough to gain FP yet if one gets only a few replies bang instant FP *shrug*
*idea moment*
Black Pudding flavour crisps. Why didn't I think of that when they had the Walkers competition? :(
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:44,
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Fuck it,
I'm going to make a fry up for lunch! Mmm! Black and White Pudding....
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:45,
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*does a supportive Ra-Ra dance with meaty pom poms*
Go-pudding-go-pudding
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:47,
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Damn, that is a smashing idea
Even though black pudding gives me teh fear.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:46,
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I have tried 2 attempts to write a response to this...but
both have been unbearably rude.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:51,
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Ohhhh, that;'s easy
A pair of Long nosed pliers and you stand well back....
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:54,
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Hellollololollo
Coolio thanks, I'm going to get my Halloween costume tonight, and I'm knitting a scarf that looks like it's made out of unicorn fluff. How are you?
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:42,
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Is it an awesome costume?
I'm ok but people seem to be ignoring me today. The accounts lady that only comes in on a Tuesday completely blanked me when I said good morning to her :(
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:49,
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Maybe you're a ghoooooooooost..
I say do a Brian Blessed on her - GOOD MOOOOOORNING ACCOUNTY LADY
It is a pretty awesome costume, though actually i'm only picking up a wig. Me and the bloke are going as Myra Hindley and Ian Brady. Topical.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:52,
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It is a pretty awesome costume, though actually i'm only picking up a wig. Me and the bloke are going as Myra Hindley and Ian Brady. Topical.
No, no. I just sulked away in my corner.
Interesting costume choices :D
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:57,
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I never wanted it to end.
Superb in every way.
Double-Clickage Tuesday has found a winner!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:26,
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Double-Clickage Tuesday has found a winner!
it could have gone on a LOT more
/had to cut several frames (golf course etc.) due to the size it was becoming.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:29,
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haha
I want to see the directors cut included on the blu-ray please!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:47,
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hahaha
'might break it down into parts'
- consider the above a teaser trailer :)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:48,
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- consider the above a teaser trailer :)
I think there should be a new measuring scale of LOLs per KiloByte
In which case this would score "SUPER_AWESOME"
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:35,
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webuyanyshit .com....webuyanyshit .com...webuyanyshit .com
AAARGH FUCK OFF!!!!!!!
/hates those
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:51,
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/hates those
But... but.... some of those scenes are back to front
*nervous twitches*
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:51,
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yes, yes, I know (I tried to keep it in sequence)
/but had to cut frames and edit when I realised it was getting *too* big
:)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:51,
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:)
That just plays far too much havoc with my obsessive side....
Would like to see 'Cashforgoldfinger: The Epic' though :)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:55,
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I might have to go back tp the photoshop file
see if I can tinker and split it tough - try and get more 'lols per kilobyte' over several parts.
Mind you, don't want to flog an idea to death. Then again, this is b3ta
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:57,
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Mind you, don't want to flog an idea to death. Then again, this is b3ta
Any Chanssh of a shizzling shaushage shandwichhh with shizzling shalsa shauce misshhh moneypenny?
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:58,
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Clickety-click
This needs an FP spot. *waits for sequel CashForGoldenEye*
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:34,
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I can be patient.
But you know that one sequel is never enough....
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 22:50,
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Double whammy!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6cyDsuNx_U
Man, what a suck-a-thon.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:24,
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Man, what a suck-a-thon.
the new film has gone a bit quiet, hope it hasn't gone tits up already
hmmm, 2012 release now according to IMDB
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:27,
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I refuse to die until I've seen a "Miracleman" tv series & Judge Death possessing Anderson on the big screen.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:35,
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.. and a movie of "Strontium Dog: The Killing".
And "Captain Britain".
And a great "Hulk" film..
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:43,
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And a great "Hulk" film..
stats board quotes read like a mini-play again
aaargh - I'm still in the top 20!
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:17,
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www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
I like my quote :)
ED: The sad thing is, I remember the threads that most of those quotes were posted in.... I'm here too much :(
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:19,
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There were also 79,022 users who didn't post much...
who the fuck are these people?!!
SHOW YOURSELVES!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:20,
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SHOW YOURSELVES!
with only 20-odd posts till 10,000
I'm mostly lurking as I haven't got a picture ready yet
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:29,
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That's not strictly true
because a lot of inactive accounts have been deleted
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:21,
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*tentatively peeks round corner*
I made it onto the list!
(smaller text)
of less than 105 messages. Yay!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 13:36,
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(smaller text)
of less than 105 messages. Yay!
For the first time in months I'm not on there at all this week o_O
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:23,
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haha
Hai sushi. Hai Necrominimus.
edit:oh it's you Maximinimouse!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:29,
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edit:oh it's you Maximinimouse!
That's what happens when you muck about with a tube of pringles ...
ED: Oh damn you toastie :(
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:17,
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Hahahahaha
and nice combining of both the actual and the shadow compo there
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:49,
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and nice combining of both the actual and the shadow compo there
blu ray death-
I've read a few bits about it.
It's a 60gb launch model?
www.avforums.com/forums/ps3/693137-error-code-80010514-bad-one.html
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:58,
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It's a 60gb launch model?
www.avforums.com/forums/ps3/693137-error-code-80010514-bad-one.html
hahaha
christ, it's one of the worst things on TV
I just watch it so I can count the number of people who should have lines but don't
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:57,
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I just watch it so I can count the number of people who should have lines but don't
It was originally in The Sun.
They probably invented the story, just so they could print the list of jokey Will Smith film titles that ran at the bottom of the page.
"Oi, Robot" was a particular favourite.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:08,
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"Oi, Robot" was a particular favourite.
I havn't missed one episode in two years
I don't know why, I know it's awful, it's just hard to stop :(
Eastenders is like heroin.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:58,
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Eastenders is like heroin.
At one point I was downloading them from iPlayer and storing them in date order,
But then I had to delete them.If my computer life was Trainspotting that would be the bit where he is swimming in the toilet.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:04,
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You worry me.
But at least you deleted them, small steps, small steps...
;-)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:05,
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;-)
What of it?
I watch Eastenders all the time! It's so REAL MAN!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:26,
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there's some good looking women in it
but they are very much counterbalanced by the minging biftas
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:32,
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To be honest with you,
it is easy viewing. And there are some very good storylines. It isn't the best acting in the world, but I have seen much, much worse. And one of the actors lives in the road behind me, so I feel duty bound or something like that ;)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:37,
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pff
I have only recently noticed that Garry, Minty, Billy and Ricky are all the same character
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:38,
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Yeastenders is the most dreary show on earth
Except PaintWatch - which is on the Dulux channel
I was watching it last night and they had some cheap imitation "non-drip" gloss on - it took 18 hours to dry
man that was dull....
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:58,
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I was watching it last night and they had some cheap imitation "non-drip" gloss on - it took 18 hours to dry
man that was dull....
I love the Dulux channel
especially the show where Noel Edmonds presents from inside the colour mixing machine. They made a lovely shade of purple last night.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:04,
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*giggles and chokes on Braised Beef*
did you happen to record it? I missed that one
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:13,
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did you happen to record it? I missed that one
At least not since Dean Gaffney left...
Even I've given up on it now, and I've watched it since day one
Ningles fella!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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Ningles fella!
Good Morn... ooops Noons now!
Y'see, I have no clue who Dean Gaffney even is!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:02,
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It could so easily be turned into the best show on TV
they could release dozens of hungry honey badgers into the square, everything else will develop from there.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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But then that would have the downside
That I would then actually have respect for any survivors....
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:06,
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Any survivors would go on to fight a grizzly bear while wearing armour made from bacon
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:07,
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Whilst being liberally doused with sulphuric acid sprayed from specially adapted lawn sprinklers, maybe?
Just a thought.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:11,
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Relaxing at home, bacon & egg sarnies and a pot of coffee on the brew.
So, yeah, it's all good. And you, ma'am?
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:17,
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In desperate need of nourishment and caffeine
But Little Miss Trellis would need to sleep for me to get either :(
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:37,
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It's almost as aweful as Neighbours or Home and Away
... No, I'm being serious.
I am, they suck.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:09,
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I am, they suck.
Home and Away is great
they're not afraid to tackle real issues
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:10,
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It's just so cliché
A cast with group of impossibly attractive looking teens, beaches and the same ruddy accent. And usually the same 3 themed storylines with character changes to make them seem more varied. That alone put me off Neighbours for life.
Moral of the story... Soaps have no variation.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:12,
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Moral of the story... Soaps have no variation.
Now I Think, and I may not have done, but I reckon
I have met the chap who drew those pics and bought him a beer in Nottingham once. (may have been drunk'ish at the time so I might be wrong)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:43,
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no fucking way ! seiously ?
genius. But I always felt like they needed colour. Today felt like a good day.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:44,
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we were on bit of beer crawl and ended up in pub with what seemed like half the Games Workshop models designers and illustrators
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:46,
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nice
anyone who can draw like that, be it warhammer or anything else is genius in my book.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:49,
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Excellent colouring skills, Rid.
I was going to eat your brain if you'd drawn it.
Lucky for you I spotted this reply..
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:01,
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Lucky for you I spotted this reply..
So the Bnp are using wartime pictures for there posters
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8315616.stm
I don't see what all the fuss is about
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:21,
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I don't see what all the fuss is about
So very true
the photos that the BNP would like to imagine never existed!
Good Call
It would be so cool if a Ghurka sneaked up on him!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:23,
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Good Call
It would be so cool if a Ghurka sneaked up on him!
What I loved about their Spitfire ad
was that they illustrating a campaign against Polish immigration under the banner "Battle for Britain" with a plane from one of the RAF's, er, Polish squadrons.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:24,
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Yeah the Polish Squadron I believe
downed more planes than most other squadrons I think someone here put a link up for it. So there Mr Griffins the Poles saved our asses in WWII!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:28,
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I sometimes think it'd be fun
to encourage as many people as possible - and I'm talking thousands - to join the BNP, then to get them all to go to the annual conference and vote in stupid policies: massively and transparently LOLracist ones ("We believe that Chinese is not really a language: it's just people making random noises"; "We believe that most Polish immigrants arrive in this country dehydrated in tins" and so on). Alternatively, we could vote in normal, sensible ones that a normal, sensible party might have.
And then I realise that I don't want to have my head kicked in.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:38,
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And then I realise that I don't want to have my head kicked in.
actually, that's not a bad idea
except for the paying them part.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:39,
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And the getting your head kicked in part.
Mainly the getting your head kicked in part, if I'm honest with you.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:42,
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Can I sub-contract that bit?
I could employ an immigrunt to be kicked for me. They're quite cheap.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:48,
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Notwithstanding that I just suggested we all join the BNP
I'm not that low down the food chain...
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:52,
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Yes they are very good at the head kicking
we don't see the real face of the BNP much thesedays, you know Combat18, National Front, British Movement all those lovely skinheads with fetish for Nazi weapons and strangely Martial Arts.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:46,
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and those equally lovely people
from the English Defence League, what charmers they are.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:56,
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Did any of you lot see Panorama last night?
I was in genuine shock!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:41,
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haha
1. google 'spitfire'
2. choose first image, even if you arnt sure its a spitfire
3. print
4. profit
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:34,
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2. choose first image, even if you arnt sure its a spitfire
3. print
4. profit
The BNP have ill thought through ideas?
News at Ten....
I can't wait till Thursday!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:33,
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I can't wait till Thursday!
No, it's Samuel L Jackson!
Are you saying they all look the same you big fat racist?
It's actually Pam Grier I believe. She had lovely boobs!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:42,
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It's actually Pam Grier I believe. She had lovely boobs!
You know it's bad when Richard Littlejohn speaks out against their racist policies
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:39,
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heh .......that heading tickles me too:
BNP to consider non-white "members"....taytoshop heaven:)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:36,
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It is so ridiculous anyway!
Who, of any previously supressed ethnicity is all of a sudden going to want to sign up to the BNP just because they suddenly can?
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:47,
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www.b3ta.com/board/9753183
Staging internecine ethnic "feuds" would also be a laugh.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:51,
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Staging internecine ethnic "feuds" would also be a laugh.
If I was of a previously supressed ethnicity
I'd do it just to piss them off
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:53,
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Hey! Vote for us!
The people you see on these posters have often stopped people like us from stopping people like you.
Give us another shot at it & we promise to get it right, this time..
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:42,
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Give us another shot at it & we promise to get it right, this time..
Can I just say at this point that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:13,
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Would you please hold still while I run at you from optimal spanging distance?
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:15,
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who?
edit: checks filename, fetches biggest pan i can carry...
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:15,
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Filename: Clue : Shock : More News Follows After These Messages:
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:18,
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A most excellent final resting place for the more discerning bounty hunter..
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:19,
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the early ps3 phat's are the problem...slims are ment to be a hell of a lot better
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:15,
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After having my eyes goggled by Arkham Asylum, I was sorely tempted to ask Santa for my very own copy, along with a PS3 to play it on.
Methinks I might wait until they stop going nuclear.
Or Sony 'fess up to shenanigans..
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:17,
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Or Sony 'fess up to shenanigans..
most of the problems are from the 60gb ps3 phats...due to overheating and shitty soldering
ps3 slim runs cooler uses half the power and isn't an xbox
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:23,
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yea Sony are totally in denial and it's nothing to do with their firmware frying the ps3
I'm lucky to have a warranty with currys...
just hope they replace it after their fault testing
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:17,
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I'm lucky to have a warranty with currys...
just hope they replace it after their fault testing
was it two weeks after the sony warranty expired?
à là microsoft?
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:20,
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no but it's happening not long after they released the new 3.0 firmware made for the ps3 slim
which is bricking a lot of 60gb's
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:26,
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which is bricking a lot of 60gb's
I wish you luck with the end result.
Failing that - enlist the help of the equally dismayed Mr Toast & attempt to destroy their empire from within.
Heads should roll, man.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:24,
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Heads should roll, man.
yea I've heard..his died a week before mine.
they better replace it, as I'm not one to be fucked around...as some of you may know ;D
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:28,
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Animashion!
Excellent work!
Me no can do, no more.
Skills have faded, like yesterday's leaves..
8(
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:13,
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Me no can do, no more.
Skills have faded, like yesterday's leaves..
8(
this is good an that
what shall I have for breakfast
a) Tesco's 44p muesli
b) crumpets
c) more coffee
d) noodles
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:06,
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a) Tesco's 44p muesli
b) crumpets
c) more coffee
d) noodles
noodles on crumpets (buttered first)
with Coffee
that's what I'd do
1 hour til lunchtime!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:07,
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that's what I'd do
1 hour til lunchtime!
Have you tried the marmite cheese?
I think I may have to marry it.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:11,
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I'm hungry, now, so I'm going for the noodles.
You've probably had coffee & crumpets, already..
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:26,
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Hmm. I think you may be on to something, there.
Used the standard Xara orange.
On reflection, I should have coloured it in Photoshop..
.. thanks for the heads up.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:47,
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On reflection, I should have coloured it in Photoshop..
.. thanks for the heads up.
*waits for mothership*
Psst, Capt. Howdy: that's a bit big for the Icon challenge?
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:11,
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Hahaha!
Duly noted & changed.
What a maroon.
*shakes head*
Thanks, Bee!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:49,
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What a maroon.
*shakes head*
Thanks, Bee!
No probs!
*bows*.
Maroon..... reminds me of a Captain Lambkin sketch of an unfortunate accident.... *reminisces*
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:57,
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Maroon..... reminds me of a Captain Lambkin sketch of an unfortunate accident.... *reminisces*
first of many (images to this site not this challenge)- prawn fest orgy
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:45,
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Hahahaha!
This is silly, but I like it. Welcome to /board, pull up a prawn, shop yourself a kitten
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:46,
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ahahahah
well done on a great first post, and happy zeroth b3taday!
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:47,
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pfff
to enter it into the compo: click "edit" under your post, select the appropriate challenge from the drop-down list, save changes
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:52,
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thanks dont know how this site works yet - only spent the last 2 years looking on it
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:02,
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No worries
Listen to advice and follow it and you shall get on well here. Delete stuff, repost it repeatedly or repost in new threads and we will hurt you, hard.
It is nice to see you are (so far) following the first suggestion :D
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:06,
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It is nice to see you are (so far) following the first suggestion :D
nice work
(crikey, only a few posts till 10,000...need to warm up the nudey camera)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:57,
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Please don't threaten to post lots of these
this is a good start, now move towards kittens and settling into the madhouse that is know as HappyTo.. errr... B3ta.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:00,
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there it is again!
and they told me it was just a myth
hello ivesy
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:39,
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hello ivesy
fugly, long-faced beast
and a horse
TJ: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1221391/Roadkill-Tourists-left-stunned-lioness-attacks-buffalo--right-middle-traffic-jam.html
"Poor old Dave from Hull, has been getting a bit of stick from posters with his insane comment. People, leave him alone, he is from HULL the poor guy, he has enough to put up with that fact alone.
AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN EXACTLY, WHATS WRONG WITH HULL??
- dave, hull, "
answers on a pin head...
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:38,
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TJ: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1221391/Roadkill-Tourists-left-stunned-lioness-attacks-buffalo--right-middle-traffic-jam.html
"Poor old Dave from Hull, has been getting a bit of stick from posters with his insane comment. People, leave him alone, he is from HULL the poor guy, he has enough to put up with that fact alone.
AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN EXACTLY, WHATS WRONG WITH HULL??
- dave, hull, "
answers on a pin head...
I think she looks just fine. (And Charles is hardly George Clooney now, is he).
/outofstepblog x /opinionsontheinternetlol :-)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:44,
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Quite a showstopper.
The horse is absolutely determined to get it on, but she's noncommital.
Christ. Not dead set against being fucked by a horse, but just... in two minds.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:42,
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Christ. Not dead set against being fucked by a horse, but just... in two minds.
I hope that you see that the problem with your attitude is that you believe that tomorrow all will be better, but it won't really
;)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:56,
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;)
I wonder what kind of totally innocent image hides under this that makes the black bar look all naughty
;)
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 10:57,
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It used to be an image of an almost nude man shoeing a horse, which was kinda innocent.... ish.
but I have long since lost that image and now it's an image of a horse "hooving" an almost nude man.
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Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:02,
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Ah yes!
It's perfect. I clicked and I hope other do so as well as it needs to win this challenge.
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