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pfftEDIT: this seems as good a place as any for this
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Victor Meldrew,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:41,
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YES YES YES YES and YES!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:41,
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very well doneand historically accurate
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:02,
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Herr Bie rides againnice one
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:05,
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Oof takes me back to my yoof that one. barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:26,
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hahaha edit/ have some old shite that doesn't make sense...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:29,
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hahahathe oldies are the best :)
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:42,
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Why do they drink Pepsi at Nasa?Because they can't get 7 up
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:00,
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Perhaps I'll pearoast this shoddy old effort here
And bugger off back to /qotw where I belong...
Vote Labour. Get Mandy.
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:17,
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merciand yes - zero funny - 100% pain and anger.
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:30,
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I wish they still were Labour then I wouldn't be disenfranchised and disillusioned... as muchNew Labour is what it is although for this compo that should be New Tories!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:22,
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hahahahahahahahahaahah
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:17,
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hmm yesmuch the same effect I think
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:18,
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this is excellent too*another massive hard click*
edit: the hand with the puppet strings - is that from Never Mind The Ballots by Chumbawamba?
(edit: the hand with the puppet strings - is that from Never Mind The Ballots by Chumbawamba?
spesh.,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:26,
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*makes offer you can't refuse* barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:27,
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"i'm going to make you an offer you can't uninstall" Victor Meldrew,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:33,
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haha yes*printer mysteriously produces hardcopy of horse's head*
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Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:31,
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"I gonna make you an offer you can't refuse!"haha toplols *click*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:41,
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hahahayou've made an office of nerds smile after that one :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:49,
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Nice one...Never used anti virus software in 15 years, number of viruses my computer has gotten: Zero. Talk about hype for stringing the sheeple, hehe, perfect logo.
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Tue 27 Oct 2009, 2:19,
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hahahaare they still losing a reservoir a day?
but at least what they've got is water...
www.b3ta.com/board/9757777
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Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:26,
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but at least what they've got is water...
www.b3ta.com/board/9757777
haha and can you make that as Yorkshire Water too*click*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:29,
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Wasn't it Thatch (death be upon her) who said that successful people don't use public transport?
e2a: the font is Trebuchet MS, which is a passable but free alternative to the true London Underground/P22 Johnston font
spesh.,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:13,
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I like thisBut she was right about that.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:17,
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Bollocks,Only an idiot or a delivery driver would attempt to actually drive in central london.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:26,
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Bollocks. I'd do it if I were rich enough.Just to see the look on all the self-righteous proles' faces as they walked past me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:39,
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It was indeed her.Evidently before the crabby old bitch had seen all the greedy pinstripes she loved so much battling their way onto the Jubilee Line every morning.
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Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:18,
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She did indeed...'A man finding themselves on a bus, over the age of 30, can consider himself a failure.'
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt,
Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:55,
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I think I may need a bottle of anti-RIS...edit: Ahhhhhhhhh! I see!! hahahahah, top stuff, sir!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:11,
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heyI got it.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:12,
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Thought it was Xeroxno idea who this company is.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:13,
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LOLS!Arsehole with
Unresolved
Dick
Issues.
(Unresolved
Dick
Issues.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:01,
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heheFix It Again Tony
www.geocities.com/arlen_texas/pilot.htm
(www.geocities.com/arlen_texas/pilot.htm
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:02,
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Ha!Lots
Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious
Found
On
Rubbish
Dumps
(Of
Trouble
Usually
Serious
Found
On
Rubbish
Dumps
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:06,
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i'll pea this here as well:
not a fan of king of the hill, sorry.
but ford stands for 'Found On Road, Dead.' (or rubbish dumps)ninja edit haha
i don't know any mechanics called tonyso stop it. it's tomorrow, okay.
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Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:11,
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NO BUT I BET YOUR BOYFRIEND DOES!*doesn't understand own post*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:17,
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Oh dear god yes...."And how does your partner feel about you cancelling the contract?"
"Really, that's none of your fucking business"
www.b3ta.com/questions/callcentres/post517029
("Really, that's none of your fucking business"
www.b3ta.com/questions/callcentres/post517029
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:55,
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ouchalso, this week's QOTW appears to be "Tell us some things you don't like"
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:05,
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Isn't it that every week?Or rather, Make up some things you don't like to make yourself seem cool.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:07,
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ooooof.... that sounds about right for them...still, I'm with Virgin media now, and they are trying to beat AOL's record for crappness.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:08,
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I think Virgins problem isthey inherited an infrastructure from NTHell, and are too cheap to change it.
Had a year of hell with them too... for the whole 12 months we never had the TV, phone and internet all working at the same time, one was always borked
(Had a year of hell with them too... for the whole 12 months we never had the TV, phone and internet all working at the same time, one was always borked
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:20,
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I had seen that heheEveryone I know that's been with them has a nightmare story
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Carian - Get all your loser heads up,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:15,
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hahahahah! bloody hell they were a bunch of useless feckers... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:56,
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OMG I remember when we were with AoLit was an absolute nightmare trying to get rid of their pervasive shiteware especially that browser that takes over IE. This gets a click because I hate them!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:57,
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ha yeahit was worse than CompuServe
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:07,
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an old one that don't quite fit the comp...
But I'll repost anyway.
First you repost in a new thread,then you imply that Tunnocks are shit? You sir are a fail!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:42,
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Tunnocks Caramel Wafers are a superior product, the Teacake, however... The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:43,
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^this^I wish I had some right now nyom but the teacakes are lovely too I especially like to bite the marshmallow chocolate doom off first and then have the lovely jam biscuit to follow yum
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:44,
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Ah. When I said "...the Teacake, however..."Er I don't like them :(
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:47,
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Then I presume that you don't like Wagon Wheel either?similar product.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:50,
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Hmmm. I don't remember, but your logic is flawless.I think it's the marshmallow.
I once had a nasty encounter with a chocolate easter egg with marshmallow and caramel. blech.
(I once had a nasty encounter with a chocolate easter egg with marshmallow and caramel. blech.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:53,
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I may have to disagree with you there... But the caramel wafers are unbelievably scrumptious theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:47,
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cue prodg
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:43,
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My god he's a reposting cunt ;) Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:45,
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Yeah that's what I did when I saw the arrogant "I'll repost anyway"If you're so bored you're yawning, why not make something new?
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Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:45,
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it's about 3 years old...If I hadn't been honest no one would have noticed.
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Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:48,
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it's new to meand i think it's splendid, but rules is rules :)
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:49,
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Oh aren't you a wonder :D Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:46,
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this must be burned into various spots on the left hand side of your monitor Victor Meldrew,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:47,
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I was half expecting this to be your stats quote.It's not, but yours is still good :D
( ClanSoul,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:53,
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Ewwww thank you I did like Tunnocks Cakes too *spews* maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:43,
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say what you like about tunnocks teackaes, you'll never stop me from loving them....and please, no pearoasts in a new thread...
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:44,
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I'll pea this hereYou know its going to be an arse film
( Paul_P,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:53,
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take it to the bridge...
w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:38,
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hehehehehehemarvelous
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:41,
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hahahahahahahha! *exterminates with a fryingpan* theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:42,
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I thought it say Exeter Monetand was looking for the road to Plymouth ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:42,
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"Arr, I bin doin a pictcher of the Princesshay shoppin centurr, I loves the way the light falls on Carluccio's" Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:45,
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hahaMy other half is from Plymouth he used to 'taark loike thaat!' but now he's more of a Sheffield accent mixed with a bit of Plythmouth. I wish we'd have move down there to be honest as a Sheffield lass I've seen this lovely city slip into a metropolitan abyss!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:49,
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*massive groan* :D (NB: no I haven't just had an orgasm)but also massive *click* cos that's my kind of humour
( spesh.,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:43,
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I'm going to have to change my icon - you're confusing me bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:54,
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excellentbecause everybody knows that the love of Monet is the root of all evil.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:43,
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I've heard manet people say that Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:46,
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Not too sure if there's any Morisot puns on this subject.I may be Degas myself a hole here already.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:53,
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ooh i love a good dalek animation mewoo
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:35,
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and they chanrge 14 quid for the privilege!
EDIT: You know, I should take this down in light of the fact that everyone here is right. It is not bread so you can't make toast and the cheese could be no more nails thats been on the shelf too long.
I was way off, sorry.
mmm. with a smidge of marmite underneath the cheesesomeone cook some for me now!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:33,
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a bit of Lea & Perrins Worcester Sauce over the top of the cheese, and then toast under the grill... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:46,
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liver and garlic pate' with mature cheddar grilled on the top (all on toats obviously)drooooooool
( Victor Meldrew,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:48,
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ok, I'm going to be trying that at the weekend! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:22,
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That's my lunch decided on Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:53,
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And what's the deal with airline peanuts? Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:33,
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I mean, take my mother in law...
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:33,
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No really, please take my mother in law. Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:37,
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They give you peanutsYou buy overpriced miniature tins of cola.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:35,
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Ha!You serfs and your cheap airlines that don't give you free food and drink ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:39,
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I fly british airwaysFree meals, free drinks, leather seats and LEGROOM!
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:42,
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Cheese-like product on cardboard. mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:33,
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pissage, right there Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:34,
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I question your claims that:a) they use cheese
and b) the shit it is on is bread-based
(and b) the shit it is on is bread-based
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:34,
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at least you get a free picnic table for hamsters Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:36,
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This actually just made me go awwwwwout loud :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:40,
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hahahai feel the same about the Croque Monsieurs my chum insists on buying everytime we do a fag run over to france, it's just a cheese and ham toasty for god's sake
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:40,
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hahasurely croque monsieurs only exist in GCSE French textbooks
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:42,
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if in doubt stick an s on the endit's the only truly British way, also took me long enough to find out how spell it in the first place, i didn't do french at school.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:48,
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14 quid? that's fucked in the head. How much is a pizza normally?
Depends.Domino's and Pizza Hut tend to be very expensive relatively. But the local places are often reasonable. The one round the corner from me in fact do a Large pizza for about £8, but if you collect it rather than having it delivered, you get Buy One Get One Free :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:44,
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that's getting more reasonable.Domino's here do 3 for $20 if you pick them up and the toppings taste like they've already been eaten.
(,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:51,
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they still cost less than two quid to makeminimum wage for the staff
3...
4 profit!
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Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:56,
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3...
4 profit!
the trick with Domino'sis to collect the pizza not get delivery as it's something like £8-9 for any pizza. Still a lot for what it is but....
(,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:03,
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THAT AUDIENCE MEMBER IS A NAZI! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:27,
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The worst kind of nazis :( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:29,
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And Charlie Manson is on the right,and Ian Hislop's Grandad is next to him....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:32,
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BROWN SKINMY ARSE
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:37,
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massive spelling fail MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:19,
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yikes!er it was.. *insert some poor excuse for trying to get the gag out quickly*
(,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:22,
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*tries to resist reposting... fails miserbaly*
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:20,
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Nice spelling and punctuation! :D Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:20,
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i before e except after c
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:21,
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Mushroom before Prodge except after 10pm.... Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:22,
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phoar!Nice pear. I hope that's safe socks!
woo
(woo
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:17,
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hahahahaha god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:20,
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The facial expressions on thisare masterful.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:28,
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HahaAs good a place as any to roast this pea...
In fact while I'm about it...
(In fact while I'm about it...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:27,
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WhoooooooooooThis really kickstarts the morning with a dose of AWESOME!
(,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:15,
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You sir have all the skills! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:15,
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marvelous work, Mr L! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 22 Oct 2009, 10:17,
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