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# Prob been dun but just for shits and giggles....

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# that agony aunt from this morning was talking about the powder on nose picture
quote "why would someone so pretty and famous go out with her makeup like that?"


dizzy thick f**kin' bint
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
It's like people that complain the term "chav" is offensive to the working class hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:51, archived)
# :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# the agony aunt is called Denise Robertson
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# The cheeky grin makes it
...and in other news. IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# blimey so it is!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# No it's not, you lier.
That was yesterday and tomorrow.
Today it is not snowing.
You're either early or late.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Snowed a bit here and quite a bit yesterday.
Due to have slightly more tomorrow as the Beeb have warned of 'travel chaos'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
the expression suits the pic perfectly

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I didn't know about this, some excellent pics here ripe for shoppage:
justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2402220/nicole-kidman-powder-face-make-up-01/
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DutyPaid, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Oh.
Ew.

That's orrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahah
Is it easily speadable?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Ewwww *sicks a little*
*May Contain Nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Urgh nuts
Did you have to say that?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# *office lols*
hahahaha - fuckinell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Fishcake anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Man goes into a fishmongers with a salmon over his shoulder
"I'd like a fishcake please"
"Why, you've got a salmon there?"
"It's his birthday"
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh scrummy
special when served with:



:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:39, archived)
# *awaits Lime brigade*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Paul McCartney loves it with his Poppadoms!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I don't think I'm going to do any more to this, so you might as well see it



CFB to see the thumbnails full size.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# nice - genuine arts!
Is it that spy chap with the snout from star wars?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:33, archived)
# No, it's cthulhu with tentacles that kind of morphed into each other because I'm incompetent
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)
# awesome
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# excellent.
did anybody wander into the urinals while you were posing?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hah
no. I don't think they'd have been too surprised though
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)
# SHINY URINAL CROW
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Nice!
What are you going to do with it now?

Here's some I made a couple of years ago:

(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Those are lovely
did you use the proper blue paper and what-have-you for them?
I'm going to put a bike helmet strap inside so it's more wearable and then i'm going to let it get dusty in a cupboard
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I got a couple of cheap masks from a shop for the base then papier mache'd over them.
They both started out nearly-flat. I built them up with card and stuffed the structure with newspaper to strengthen it. The brow and cheeks were rolled up newspaper. I used diluted PVA glue as the liquid for the papier mache - I never use the traditional flour/water mix because it takes too long to dry and doesn't have any flexible strength when it's dry (it can also start to smell after a while).
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Fair enough
I find traditional papier maché is probably more reliable when worn however- PVA gets sticky very quickly from sweat when it's against skin.
A mix of latex and fine fiberglass is probably best but a bit expensive.
Nice work though, they look quite authentic.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:02, archived)
# cor!
I'm off to a masked ball tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# *glees*
I bet the girls love it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:25, archived)
# That is impressive skills
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Nah, it's really just a case of knowing the technique.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Well at least someone did. :P
I keep doing it to myself. I find lovely large sources. Go into great detail and forget it's going to be scrunk right down.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Arf!
Yep, I like it too. :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Cunning Linguist O RLY?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)
# LouLou and the Verminators


part of a video I'm doing :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ruddy shitty cats!
... i mean, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Candles!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
#
ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# fantastic. :D
have a hat-cat:

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# i have that hat!!!!!!!
in green also :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Why thank you. In return allow me to offer you this hat-BAT:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)
# haha
she gets about
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# it's plotting your downfall
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# i fear you may be right.
you can tell by the look in her eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Haha. That's ace. Especially like the scared looking kitty.
Have a bear band.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# and you in turn can have some monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Haha
The guitar player is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:52, archived)
# ANIMALBANDS = win!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I can bear-ly contain my excitement over this
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Yay this is all good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Black cat is seriously getting her funk all the way on.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hurrah for cat jazz!
also happy Candles!!!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:30, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:33, archived)
# :D
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Happy b'day, man!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Christmas Tree Fail

1600k.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Christsmas tree? Yeah.....
A CHRISTMAS TREE IN HELL!!! I think you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Hmmm.
You could be right there, you know.

Tomato & Chilli Chutney.... nom nom!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I see the light at the end of the jingle bells . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Sole Food
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)
# errghh
Brilliantly shopped - very convincing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# .....and the rest is still in the freezer wrapped in plastic sheets
right? (top shop squire)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I do hope you 'shopped this picture
:D very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Good point
I'm not used to this
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)
# arf................"Cooking with Dahmer "
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Arse'ole food
(twattybanjo, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# pfft
have you recently come out of a coma?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)
# He's still in one


"What's that Mr. Banjo? Photoshop an arse into a saucepan..?"
(twattybanjo, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
needs more head-dobber
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:28, archived)
# thar he/she/it blows!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:20, archived)
# mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm Lamb Jam
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# *boke*

Genuinely. Gah!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# haha
it's smiling at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)
# that lamb is just plumb dumb numb
words that end with 'mb' are the best
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I agree.
My thumb is also my favorite hand digit.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# do you use your thumb with aplomb?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Mummy, I made a boom-boom.

CFB (130 kb)

No reason, just playing in tattyswap.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# That's some explosive gas he's got
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Had worse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# ha ha boooooom :D
Let's liven this place up with EXPLOSIVES
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Beflected Loof
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# nice
I clicketh thee
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Inglorious lazy basterds


Click for bigger (208 kb)
(traxdata, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# haha - nice
Robbie rotten is genuinely ace - just look at him!

Why does sportacus have a mouse trap stuck to his hat though? Ive not seen the film, so i dont know the relevance of the scene...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:33, archived)
# i love that show
it is difficult to watch it and not feel enthused to go out and do something. Also you can see Robbie's Lycra penis bulge in all of the shots.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I'm sure robbie rotten is
Matt Dillon
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# They are playing post it note guess the person in the film
(traxdata, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
#
My kids insist he is the coolist on the programe
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# That show is enormously creepy
and so in Quentin Tarantino
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Indeed.
The paedo he plays in Dusk Til Dawn seems to, ah, come a little to easily to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I don't remember much of that film other than somewhere near the end
where they go into a Mexican Bar and kill a load of Vampires or was that another movie?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Same movie. It is essentially two movies in one.
It also has a marvellously disturbing Lolita moment with a young Juliette Lewis saying to the "pervert" Tarantino "Would you lick my pussy ... please ... ?" to wind him up, to which he amusingly pathetically replies "Um ... sure ... ".

George Clooney is in it to, and is excellently sweary.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# "i may be a bastard, but im not a fucking bastard"
great line, great character
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# "Pyschos do not explode when sunlight hits then, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are"
classic
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# i always thought he imagines that
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# yes he does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Oh. Gosh.
Does he? I always thought it was real (in the story, obviously).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# oh Vaggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Next you'll be telling me that vampires don't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# women that suck you dry?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Fuck I hated Dusk Til Dawn.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# You were wrong to.
Salma Hayek doing the dance with the albino Boa is one of the most erotic things ever committed to celluloid. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Ai no Korida
Gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)
# when I first watched it with the wife
we put it on pause to get some grub just literally a second before the film changed gear

when we put it back on we thought it was the wrong film
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahahaha I can imagine that was really quite surreal.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
# it was odd readjusting to it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Haha
that's pretty much how I felt when we watched Mulholland Drive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
# ooh - don't tell me as that's on my list
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Fucking LOVE that film
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I was warned "careful, it's a bit of a head fuck".
I was annoyed thinking someone had given me a spoiler. Believe me, it spoils nothing. In fact, I think someone could go through that film a scene at a time telling you what happens, and watching it would still be a fresh, original and unexpected head fuck. It's ever so good.

I also had the great fortune to see Dusk Til Dawn knowing nothing at all about it other than the recommendation "Watch this film, it's great. I can't remember who's in it, but it's good."
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:34, archived)
# is it wrong to assume that she has a magenta brazillian?
assume fantasize
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)
# she has no pubic hair yet
so, no.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# what?
she's about 28 isn't she
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *googles*
18 apparently. Probably not when they were recorded though.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# 18's allowed
*phew*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)
# so she's a sconner?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Semi pea roast 4 compo...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)
# oh god!
Wants/ fears
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Was just looking for my one of these

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# hahah
bbq beans are teh boke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Inspired
by the 'Kentucky Fried Chicken Chicken' from the spitting image book perhaps? =D
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 3:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Back in 2006 we made cheesecakeburgers.




Not sure why I've got the coconut sponge cake box propped up there, obviously that's a chocolate cake. I was stupid back in those days.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# sweet burgers dude
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# WooHoo!
Propernyom
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I'm glad the coconut sponge was not used
as coconut is vile
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Cheesecake? Dirty bastard
I have that kettle.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# You admit to breaking in and stealing it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# we had one like that
it leaked and almost ruined an entire set of family tickets to legoland!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Damn those evil sentient kettles
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# HEY!
I like Legoland
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# This one also leaked in mysterious ways which for six months were blamed on me just being inept.
Learn to pour properly Felix, they said. Moral: don't buy that type of kettle.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:14, archived)
# the window developed small cracks
a kettle is a perfectly simple device - they don't need windows, lights, balconies, gearboxes etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:30, archived)
# hahah ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Oh bollocks...
(twattybanjo, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Haha
Mine has fuel injection. It's pretty awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hahahaha
you should send that to Rowenta!

you'll make a fortune!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Please tell me that lettuce is made from marzipan
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# No, actual lettuce and cheddar cheese
they were alright, no worse than carrot cake. The genre of vegetable based cakes is chronically under-explored, most of them only exist as theories.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# That's mental.
You're mental.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Ad hominem attacks have no place in science.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# I had an onion cake once
caramelised onions in something similar to a banana loaf. It was ok but I'd probably go for a savoury flavour if I was doing it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Yays. I shall have to compo my Meatenburg in all its meaty glory

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Did this one actually taste nice?
It looks like it might have done.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Yup.
But I'd never had beef and chicken in one food product before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I'm sure that's anti-semitic in some way ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:22, archived)
# On Tuesday we made these:
beef pierogi and Sussex pond pudding. I liked the pudding, it has a whole lemon in the middle of it, skin and all, which turns to marmalade as a result of steaming.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:26, archived)
# That pudding looks very interesting.
We made veggie pierogis years ago, they were really satisfying to make.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I spent about £30 of my hard earned cash on Mulled wine for everyone.
I was slightly disappointed that not one person said thanks until I found out the international way to say thanks is it leave empty mulled wine cups everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Mmmmm
mulled wine is great. They drink mulled cider over here too, which is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I shall have to pea-compo my ciggie batternberg now

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
super-perb
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Looks like Battersea power station
or should that be Batternberg-sea power station (laughs too hard at his own joke).
(I helped save b3ta! Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Don't worry
I laughed too
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I will kill again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Do it properly this time
I'm not cleaning up your mess again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# No-one appreciates my art.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)
# My colleague said he would eat them
until he discovered the contents!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Also....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Just add gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# haha and I hear the Queen has had to upgrade her Corgis to Gas Safe Register
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ha! have a pea
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Food and animals? I'll drop this here then...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# He comes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Save time, money and energy
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# It surprises me that this is not a product already
Though I do note with sneering, derisory, self-congratulatory disdain that you can buy pre-mashed potato in those supermarket things the prolitariat go to.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Delia loves it
www.deliaonline.com/recipes/main-ingredient/lamb/good-old-shepherds-pie.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# i'd buy this!
With nicer (non-MSpaint) presentation, you could pitch this as a genuine product!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Stay back, or he'll lamb shank ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Oh I say!
That's rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# haha
is he saying "Did yer bring yer tool?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Get ya tools out Gumbo!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Who's the daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# i likes
Nice eyelid action.

His arm nearest the camera looks like a bendy dildo
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I made this!


Attempting some real life frankenfoods resulted in a disappointingly greasy treat as the flaky pastry absorbed all the vegetable oil. Once I've cracked that problem I'll be introducing it to the Dragons and begging for their cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Wow full marks for actually making this
tell me it's real - it looks heart-attack-nyomtastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# yummy!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Oh my!
That is wonderul!

Are you Scottish?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I have Scottish ancestry.
Maybe deep frying everything really is in my blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# excellent
I've always thought that a deep-fried battered sausage roll would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Well.
It's not. Sadly :(

Maybe I should have left it to cool before eating it all though. Shame to waste such a wonderful creation.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# That's no moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# One of the schools I went to used to sell sausage rolls inside bread rolls at the canteen
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# I did this once at a party...
and it was awful
(Daragon, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] The brussel sprout 99... mmmmmmmmmmm
(xspat, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# haha
I used to tell my daughter that van in the street playing the jingly music was the broccoli van and kids were queuing up to buy vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Bastard :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# she's nearly out of therapy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# With a touch of evil love i'm sure
(xspat, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I gained much joy from telling my nephews about sheep that live on hills the other day.
Such traditions must be kept alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# whassat now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# You know - how sheep that live on hills have shorter legs on one side, and thus
Can only go 'round the hill one way, and keep going up the hill until they reach the top, when they topple over and roll back down.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# they are better to shag at the top of a cliff
cos they push back harder
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# That actually does look exceptionally tasty.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] haha that is truly digusting
If you don't mind too much I'll post this old pea here as it doesn't warrant it's own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] does this count?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Heinrich didn't know why but he just felt so at home at his new college.
He didn't even need a guide as he just seem to instinctively know where everything was.
*deploys anti-spanging defence shield*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Heinrich is also a swotty cunt, who always puts his hand up when teacher asks a question
lol *clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# oh dear
oh dear oh dear
oh dear oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# New Statesman?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# haha
now you mention it, I did type it with a lispy voice in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# arggh
my brain hurts now

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I think that was one of my first posts
must have been doing my psych degree then

ahh happy days
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9839009
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Dec 2009, 11:33, archived)

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