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[challenge entry] I thought if I was /really really/ quick it wouldn't have bin dun
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(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Not Winple?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:43, archived)
# No. Macdoze.
He wrote it right there. See? Madoze. It's quite clear.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Ah yeah
Sorry. I'm wearing me lookers, not me readers.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Haha.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Gran?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Macdozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzze
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
# A juicy red apple is nice but, not every apple is red.
/oldskoolanthemsblog
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)
# well, organges aren't the only fruit!
/wtflesbianblog
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:49, archived)
# I'm not sure organges are a fruit at all...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# They really are.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# LOL IT'S A COMPUTER JOKE LOL!
I MUST ACT LIKE I'M COOL BY NOT UNDERSTANDING!

:D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Geek is cool
Uber geek is cooler
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh, have something quick in a similar vein
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:52, archived)
# That's rather creepy
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:10, archived)
# "all bandwagons are shit"

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
# haha - apparently (as all polticians) he lies too :D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)
# yarfnaegle
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahaha one of the best
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Nicely
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:37, archived)
# hahah
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Beautiful.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:41, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:42, archived)
# lolz
:D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:37, archived)
# *SMEK!*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:37, archived)
# lol :DD
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Gurnservative !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
# bandwagons are shit


But largely irresistible
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# HAHA
prime ministers question time just got a whole lot better
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:00, archived)
# indeed
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I like this.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:15, archived)
# "Fuck you, maniac!"
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:24, archived)
# That little squirt !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)
# SOAK ON THIS !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:29, archived)
# heh
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Pixel stoat next thank you.
/ac
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
# stoats are shitcunts
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I can't hear you over how awesome stoats are.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:32, archived)
# weasels are better
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Stupid dogs with stupid faces.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Say it LOUD !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Stoatally fantastic.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Forgot the moat . . .
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Don't rock the stoat.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)
# LOOK MA, I'M SQUIRTIN'!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Uncool, you filled yours up with Ribena.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)
# I raise you a...

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:34, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: UNLIKELY COMPANY MERGERS


In the week that nasty Kraft took over nice Cadbury, this week's challenge is to picture unlikely company mergers, and the products that might result.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:21, archived)
# why do we hate kraft?
/lives under a rock
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:22, archived)
# because they are evil dastardly americans who bought "our" company
our poor innocent company that demanded it be bought for more money

so they turned up with more money

THOSE HEARTLESS BASTARDOES!

O_o?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:23, archived)
# buying cadbury
1000's of jobs in the UK lost
The raping and pillaging of Birmingham
cheese in our chocolate.

This is what the Daily Mail and b3ta have led me to believe.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:23, archived)
# apparently
• Kraft Food is the leading US food company and the second biggest food multinational corporation worldwide.

• Kraft foods contain unlabeled GMOs and the company has fought to prevent the passing of labeling requirements.

• Kraft's coffees, including Maxwell House, are not Fair Trade.

• Trade unions in South Africa have called for a boycott of Kraft for refusing to recognize or negotiate with the Food and Allied Workers Union.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:24, archived)
# America! Fuck yeah!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# on the other hand,
they make Daim (fuck off Dime) bars.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# the express have gone all daily fail today

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:29, archived)
# The express has got even more ridiculous recently
I should update my frontpage flowchart.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Swedish Marabou makes Daim/Dime bars
Kraft with their fancy money bought Marabou and enraged the Swedes too.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Really?
I thought they were made from armadillos in deepest darkest PEDANTILAND.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Yup, it's slightly north of Lappland...
Check on your map, although it may take a while to find.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# And Toblerone and Milka.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:37, archived)
# NOT MY PRECIOUS MILKA :(
*rubs chocolate into his eyes* CHOCOLATEY TEARS :''''C
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:43, archived)
# yes, they've made great progress!
we're fucking doomed :(
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Wait, GMoS is in Kraft food?
That's where he went.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
# all of those reasons are reasonable except 1, 3 & 4
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
# yeah!
fuck the unions, fuck the workers, in fact fuck anyone trying to make a living except shareholders!

right on!

*dons beret*
*salutes marx*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Cadbury's only wanted a higher bid to please their shareholders.
WHO'S A BUNCH OF BASTARDS NOW EH?

This post is invalid due to me eating a Creme Egg right now
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:37, archived)
# *buys shares*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Right on!
It would be like 4chan buying B3ta.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
# weird concept
maybe the next image challenge?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)
# big does not equal evil
if the product is not labelled fair trade don't expect it to be

calls for a boycott are a negotiation tool, big meh
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
# that's what HE said
fnar

ps; yes, mostly big corp does = evil

show me a company that puts people above profits...!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Well, Cadbury were pretty big.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:04, archived)
# but they were out evil
bloody yanks

thought they were all broke anyway.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:09, archived)
# big equals big money,
big temptation, big ambition, big abstraction, big anonymity, big "somebody else's problem" and big impunity.

Nobody involved is strictly evil, but there are so many ways it can work out for the worse.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Hmm That could be interesting
as Cadbury is huge in South Africa.

I doubt they would mess with the actual products but I'm sure as Creme Eggs is Creme Eggs that production will shift to the country that has the cheapest labour and there will be thousands of job losses in the UK.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:47, archived)
# We don't yet
but the expected job losses across the various Cadbury factories may change that greatly
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
# *awaits impending chocodoom*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Milk + Marmalade.
The company Milk merging with the company Marmalade.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:22, archived)
# Shares in Milk soared today as news broke of cost-saving agreement with Dirt
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Ma'm A Lady Milk?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Milkalade made from the finest milk berries.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
# You mock now, but one day Milkalade will be on every breakfast table in Finland.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Ttssattmu enterprises presents Milkalade TEE EMM.
Mussattsr?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Ttssattmu is too like Tiramisu, which is terrible.
On b3ta, opinions about puddings are always the most controversial.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)
#
MUttssattsr Corp.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:34, archived)
# You're fired.
I'm taking my patents to someone with the ability to something something.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Your name is longer than mine,
smallerising it makes the MUttssattsr Corp. logo dynamic and interesting, seperates the two names in a clear manner and doesn't detract anything from either party.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:40, archived)
# SYNERGY.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Fiver says we've moved to "Unlikely movie mergers" by 8
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:22, archived)
# *calls Star Wars*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Does Star Wars have a number? Is it in the yellow pages?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:30, archived)
# There's probably someone is their late 20's/early 30's called Star Wars.
That is of course if they haven't already hung themselves or killed their parents in a bloody WTFWEREYOUTHINKING rage.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Show's over,
we have a winner :D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Sounds good to me
What should we do for the next challenge?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:39, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:42, archived)
# My wee lad would love that
:)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:37, archived)
# How in gods name
Did you make that so fast?? repost? or are in inhuman
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:45, archived)
# repost
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:53, archived)
# Not so far from the trutrh :)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:46, archived)
# hahahaha
hahaha *deep breath* hahahahaha
(, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Truth is stranger than fiction
You may laugh, but it's not entirely untrue.

www.elc.co.uk/toy/jcb-dump-truck/
www.elc.co.uk/toy/bosch-accessory-set/
www.elc.co.uk/toy/bosch-chainsaw/

I have the chainsaw, and it's fantastic for costumes!

They probably thought I was buying it for a child. muahahahaha.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Now that Takeshi has left the room...
... thought i'd post this entry i had for the hitler competition a few months back, unfortunately i missed the boat with it! :P

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
# i'm calling fake on this.
they're not in a swastika formation.

at least they're all off to save an ayran princess from a ganon, which is clearly a rabbi.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:12, archived)
# jpjenjnxinjndjenfcneicniendc
i've had a couple. bleh.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:19, archived)
# It's a triskelion,
perhaps some South African connection.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Starring David !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] too obvious
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
#
搜索大象
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:16, archived)
#
手气不错!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Aaaaaaah so !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Help me O' b3ta, you're my only hope
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/

Been working on this last couple of days, Im struggling to say the least. I really should be doing my dissertation, anyways....
White backgrounds just don't cut it anymore. So I need to pic your brains, any suggestion for a background, or even extra bit for the character?
He was ment o be a victorian era, batman style hero.
Drawn and painted in photoshop, with a pentablet and macbook.


Click for bigger (484 kb)

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)
# I CAN HELP
but I won't seeing as you just HAD to mention the mac.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# I can't actually help, I just wanted a reason to be grumpy.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# mac-ist
get over it.

mind you I am against all other mac products (iphone, ipod, imannoying.... ufuckoff more like)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:04, archived)
# I don't mind that he has a mac. I mind that he had to mention that he had a mac.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)
# girls rarely bang on about this sort of thing
or get upset if someone does :D

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:22, archived)
# When in doubt... LENS FLARE!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:15, archived)
# When in doubt... FLAG OF MACEDONIA
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Macedonia. That's another one I forgot.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Yup.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)
# You're wright . . . it doesn't look wright . . .
yes it does . . . perhaps a gradient background ?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# How about an elephant?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Well hidden, obviously.
Needs more stovepipe hat.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:05, archived)
# change the resolution to 1dpi and choose whatever colour that is
or 0xbb9966.

And actually Mu has a point, does it the fact that it was made on a Macbook make any difference to the picture?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)
# ...
Nope, I was just saying what stuff I used to make it.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:57, archived)
# a twating great CDC behind it
that will work
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:07, archived)
# background 4 you
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Spacking images. Not big, and not clever
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:13, archived)
# I disagree.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)
# I agree.

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:22, archived)
# ....
Love it.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# A pentablet? As opposed to?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:16, archived)
# A hexablet presumably
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Quillslab. Newest tech.
Get with the times Grandad.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:20, archived)
#
Standard pen and paper...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:56, archived)
# A standard pen and paper and photoshop to draw it in.
WINK.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:58, archived)
# a steam-punked model T ford
with go-faster stripes on the sides
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# a victorian era alley
complete with victoria era strumpet?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Orange and blue
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:33, archived)
# May I suggest 3D?
Take a look at Bryce, Terragen or any of the other scene renderers.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Needs a hat and a desert background.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:40, archived)
# All too familiar...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Star of Groundhog Day !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Star of Groundhog Day !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Star of Groundhog Day !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Star of Groundhog Day !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Ground of Starhog Day !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Day of Starground Hog
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:31, archived)
# I foresee exciting new additions to the Cadbury's range...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Toots sweet !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Gah! I'm caught in the hypnotic powers of kittyhawk!
Must bring him worm flavoured mice :D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:42, archived)
# yay..............fluff tiem.....................woah!!
*backs off*:)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Poor thing's got lockjaw... :(
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Bird got your tongue ?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:46, archived)
# A big slice of Fattenburg please

I know I'm late to the party. Fashionably late may I say.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
# CORR!
What's he got in there?! That's alot of battenburg! O_O
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:31, archived)
# That gut takes the cake
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:32, archived)
# You sunk my battleship.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Battenship
shirley
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Battenberg. Actually

There. I've done one now.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)
# That water looks icing cold
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Frosting cold too . . .
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Way to fork it over !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Call him pop for short !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)
# ...and then he let out the Mother of All Farts
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Crikey!
some errant pranster appears to have balanced an oversized novelty bowtie on this chap's stomach whilst he was reclining in the sun
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:16, archived)
# I know that gut

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:17, archived)
# I watched my hand reaching in . . .
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:25, archived)
# heh heh :)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:28, archived)
# haha:D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:50, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMM Beer
it's in the back behind the Magners
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 22:19, archived)
# kerouac's revenge
Photobucket
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Before giving up on Jack Kerouac altogether (because his best-known books are so sodding boring),
It's worth having a crack at Big Sur. It's pretty short and infinitely better than On the Road.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:10, archived)
# gotta find it on the map first
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# So soon ?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Have we done this yet?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:27, archived)
# lol :D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Chute !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
# *spang*
they both look a bit jumpy.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# And neither one feels lucky . . .
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# probably because they are PARA noid
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# That is very troop !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# RAF L
roll around floor laughing
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Happy landings !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:30, archived)
# I like you Valin
you're really down to earth
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:31, archived)
# With my head in the clouds !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:38, archived)
# I can't think of any more parachute puns
oh wait! yes I can vas
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Let it rip !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Damn I thought I was gonna win that
you're just to good, plane and simple
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:50, archived)
# It's all in how you drop 'n glide ~ ~ ~
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:53, archived)
# I don't know where I am going with this next pun so......
I guess I will just wing it
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# It's as easy as free falling . . .
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:58, archived)
# COCK
pit
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# JUMP
suit
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:08, archived)
# you win dude, I gotta go to pub
:)laters b3ta
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Bottom's up !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Sweet!
I also like the wobbly lip.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Nerves of steal !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:16, archived)
# was that 5 chutes or 6?.............I asked myself
:D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# And nothing in reserve !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:17, archived)
# he he
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# GERONIMO !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Chute first...axe questions later.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
# How do you do !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Like this.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Glad iAxed !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:54, archived)
# I've very late on this one
but here goes



sorry for being a bit shit...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:48, archived)
#
*SPANGS*

and let that be a lesson to you
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# did you have to do that with your cock?
could've had my eye out

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Sorry.
At the time, I was distracted and thought I'd picked up a frying pan.
If it's any consolation, I have had a wash recently.
Well, fairly recently.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:57, archived)
# *spang*
have mine from late last night
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# What gets me about these are the constantly changing little messages in the bottom right that can easily be overlooked
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
# goody
does that mean you like wot I writ?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# anyone else getting tyred of these?


(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:03, archived)
# sadly I can't get enough
posters are funny too

*bows*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
#

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# easy-peasy
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:11, archived)
# SPANG!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:47, archived)
# since everybody else is reposting stuff from late last night
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:59, archived)
# for the b3ta motel :D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Why did he lock the door after the horse bolted?
hmmm that would make a good proverb
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
# That horse loves the gigolos
:D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:41, archived)
# LOL !
:D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)
# FAKE - THAT HORSE IS A MODEL!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Anyone'd think there were people out there who love horses.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# He loves them horses

Someone should write a song about loving horses. And how they are our friends and stuff.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# ^
yes, yes they should
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# my daughter gets this magazine
she is 7 years old, and has no idea why I think it's funny

www.iloveponies.com

It is very lacking in a theme tune though
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# haha!
best of all the slightly smaller animals.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Click that link?
Honestly. Do you think we were born yesterday?

I'm loving badgers instead.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# it's fine honest
would I lie to you?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Naming Charles & Eddie hits will not help you.
Nobody in their right mind would click that link.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Maybe b3ta should write to them and tell them they need a theme tune

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# definitely.
that site's deathly silence made me think my speakers weren't working...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Just in time for checkout time !
Have you added it yet:

www.b3takit.co.uk/motel/
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# added :)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:01, archived)
# horse ejaculation!
...from the building, obviously.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:44, archived)
# but nicola t didn't get evicted
*topical*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# lol :D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:49, archived)
# That horse had a lucky escape
Master Bates is a bit of a psycho
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# The stables are now empty . . . get out the shovels !
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# hmm .....
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Damn them foreigners
First they takes our HP sauce now our choccys!!!

*sniffs*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:07, archived)
# This wasn't worth a new post
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)
# No, no, it's very British.
After all, it's RBS that leant them the money, and that's ours!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Hmm
We lent RBS money, who in turn lent it to Kraft......
The lawyers involved in the takeover will pocket £120 million
The shareholders will make a killing
Tax revenues will be lost


We didn't even get a free dairy milk bar...............
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:31, archived)
# nicely
and very sad
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:07, archived)
# indeed
are we meant to eat chocolate on toast now?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Kick some ass!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:08, archived)
#
Not the curry house!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:09, archived)
# No it's the local Carvery
:D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:11, archived)
# hehe...
it's certainly a carve-up!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Kudos for spelling "Bournville" correctly.
It's very easy to misspell.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Hahaha nice!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:10, archived)
# marvelous! :D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Very good!
First Cadbury swallowed up Green & Black's, now Kraft have eaten up Cadbury's. It's like a rather unpleasant wildlife documentary, where the weak are preyed on, innit...
*sigh*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Or a very tasty wildlife documentary
Mmmm chocolate
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Aw, I read the first few words and thought it was going to be
"First Cadbury swallowed up Green & Black's, and I did not speak out..."
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:27, archived)
# And when they came for my J.D.Gross 70% Ecuadorian cocoa chocolate from Lidl...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:29, archived)
# damn....
I missed a trick there!
*resists urge to edit*
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:30, archived)
# they better not change ANY of the recipies
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I'm expecting a cremecheese egg this easter.
© 2010 by Quijibo Esq. BSc.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:30, archived)
# dammit, too slow!
;)
I was even thinking of making this one as an image.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Go ahead. It's not like I'll get around to it.
If it goes viral, good on you :P
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:33, archived)
# haha - cheers!
I'm rubbish at font-matching, though, so I might pass.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)
# philadelphia creme cheese egg, anyone?
;)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:31, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:34, archived)
# b3tan to it!
That's ace. I can relax now - it had to exist, and now, it does. :)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Hummel did it before me too :)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Ah, the hive mind at work!
:)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# CARY?

I don't get it.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Maggie would be proud...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:57, archived)
# heh!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)
# haha and ironic "red" background
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Seems like a good opportunity to encourage people to listen to Sunn O)))'s "Monoliths & Dimensions".
Do, do.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:08, archived)
# did you know?
in the original trilogy the actor for the emperor was an old woman who wasnt poperly credited.

Trufax
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:47, archived)
# .......Go ahead...axe me a question..............!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Couldn't get the screwtop off the ketchup bottle again?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Very good question.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Good alibi.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)
# wow!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:54, archived)
# wow?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:04, archived)
# hahaha.......................ACE!
as per.......might come in handy to use this in an anim...with permission of course :D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# NEVER!...................(just kidding)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Good grief.
That's even more tehilarifying than the first one.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Is he a cousin of the blue meanies?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Yes...
...He is a Green Meanie.................................... are you Greenish?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:07, archived)
# awesome as always, Ato'!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:12, archived)
# kind per usual... :)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)
# haha!
what a cheery executioner! Ace.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# :D ha!
...Hiding elephants!.. ;)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:28, archived)
# What of Egypt?

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Eh?

(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Doomed.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:43, archived)
# How do you do ?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# doodley didley!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:48, archived)
# BOO!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)
# BOO 2 U
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# What you booing at?
I quite like it.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Arrrrg
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Dr Who Hand Luke
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha....all tooled-up & ready to go
:D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# You watched this recently?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Actually no
but that's just how my brain works - probably I heard something similar to it and weird stuff starts evolving in my head :D
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# haha! Cool Hand Davros....
I love that film.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:59, archived)
# For some reason i see gordon brown
does anyone else?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:25, archived)
# D'oh now I can't unsee
(, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:32, archived)

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