I thought if I was /really really/ quick it wouldn't have bin dun
.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:42,
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No. Macdoze.
He wrote it right there. See? Madoze. It's quite clear.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:45,
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A juicy red apple is nice but, not every apple is red.
/oldskoolanthemsblog
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:46,
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LOL IT'S A COMPUTER JOKE LOL!
I MUST ACT LIKE I'M COOL BY NOT UNDERSTANDING!
:D
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:49,
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:D
HAHA
prime ministers question time just got a whole lot better
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:00,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: UNLIKELY COMPANY MERGERS
In the week that nasty Kraft took over nice Cadbury, this week's challenge is to picture unlikely company mergers, and the products that might result.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:21,
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In the week that nasty Kraft took over nice Cadbury, this week's challenge is to picture unlikely company mergers, and the products that might result.
because they are evil dastardly americans who bought "our" company
our poor innocent company that demanded it be bought for more money
so they turned up with more money
THOSE HEARTLESS BASTARDOES!
O_o?
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:23,
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so they turned up with more money
THOSE HEARTLESS BASTARDOES!
O_o?
buying cadbury
1000's of jobs in the UK lost
The raping and pillaging of Birmingham
cheese in our chocolate.
This is what the Daily Mail and b3ta have led me to believe.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:23,
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The raping and pillaging of Birmingham
cheese in our chocolate.
This is what the Daily Mail and b3ta have led me to believe.
apparently
• Kraft Food is the leading US food company and the second biggest food multinational corporation worldwide.
• Kraft foods contain unlabeled GMOs and the company has fought to prevent the passing of labeling requirements.
• Kraft's coffees, including Maxwell House, are not Fair Trade.
• Trade unions in South Africa have called for a boycott of Kraft for refusing to recognize or negotiate with the Food and Allied Workers Union.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:24,
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• Kraft foods contain unlabeled GMOs and the company has fought to prevent the passing of labeling requirements.
• Kraft's coffees, including Maxwell House, are not Fair Trade.
• Trade unions in South Africa have called for a boycott of Kraft for refusing to recognize or negotiate with the Food and Allied Workers Union.
The express has got even more ridiculous recently
I should update my frontpage flowchart.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:30,
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Swedish Marabou makes Daim/Dime bars
Kraft with their fancy money bought Marabou and enraged the Swedes too.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:30,
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Really?
I thought they were made from armadillos in deepest darkest PEDANTILAND.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:33,
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Yup, it's slightly north of Lappland...
Check on your map, although it may take a while to find.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:36,
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NOT MY PRECIOUS MILKA :(
*rubs chocolate into his eyes* CHOCOLATEY TEARS :''''C
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:43,
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yeah!
fuck the unions, fuck the workers, in fact fuck anyone trying to make a living except shareholders!
right on!
*dons beret*
*salutes marx*
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:34,
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right on!
*dons beret*
*salutes marx*
Cadbury's only wanted a higher bid to please their shareholders.
WHO'S A BUNCH OF BASTARDS NOW EH?
This post is invalid due to me eating a Creme Egg right now
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:37,
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This post is invalid due to me eating a Creme Egg right now
big does not equal evil
if the product is not labelled fair trade don't expect it to be
calls for a boycott are a negotiation tool, big meh
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:50,
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calls for a boycott are a negotiation tool, big meh
that's what HE said
fnar
ps; yes, mostly big corp does = evil
show me a company that puts people above profits...!
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:56,
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ps; yes, mostly big corp does = evil
show me a company that puts people above profits...!
but they were out evil
bloody yanks
thought they were all broke anyway.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:09,
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thought they were all broke anyway.
big equals big money,
big temptation, big ambition, big abstraction, big anonymity, big "somebody else's problem" and big impunity.
Nobody involved is strictly evil, but there are so many ways it can work out for the worse.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:20,
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Nobody involved is strictly evil, but there are so many ways it can work out for the worse.
Hmm That could be interesting
as Cadbury is huge in South Africa.
I doubt they would mess with the actual products but I'm sure as Creme Eggs is Creme Eggs that production will shift to the country that has the cheapest labour and there will be thousands of job losses in the UK.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:47,
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I doubt they would mess with the actual products but I'm sure as Creme Eggs is Creme Eggs that production will shift to the country that has the cheapest labour and there will be thousands of job losses in the UK.
We don't yet
but the expected job losses across the various Cadbury factories may change that greatly
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:26,
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Milk + Marmalade.
The company Milk merging with the company Marmalade.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:22,
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Shares in Milk soared today as news broke of cost-saving agreement with Dirt
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:24,
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You mock now, but one day Milkalade will be on every breakfast table in Finland.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:29,
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Ttssattmu is too like Tiramisu, which is terrible.
On b3ta, opinions about puddings are always the most controversial.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:34,
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You're fired.
I'm taking my patents to someone with the ability to something something.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:36,
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Your name is longer than mine,
smallerising it makes the MUttssattsr Corp. logo dynamic and interesting, seperates the two names in a clear manner and doesn't detract anything from either party.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:40,
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There's probably someone is their late 20's/early 30's called Star Wars.
That is of course if they haven't already hung themselves or killed their parents in a bloody WTFWEREYOUTHINKING rage.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:35,
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How in gods name
Did you make that so fast?? repost? or are in inhuman
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:45,
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Truth is stranger than fiction
You may laugh, but it's not entirely untrue.
www.elc.co.uk/toy/jcb-dump-truck/
www.elc.co.uk/toy/bosch-accessory-set/
www.elc.co.uk/toy/bosch-chainsaw/
I have the chainsaw, and it's fantastic for costumes!
They probably thought I was buying it for a child. muahahahaha.
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www.elc.co.uk/toy/jcb-dump-truck/
www.elc.co.uk/toy/bosch-accessory-set/
www.elc.co.uk/toy/bosch-chainsaw/
I have the chainsaw, and it's fantastic for costumes!
They probably thought I was buying it for a child. muahahahaha.
Now that Takeshi has left the room...
... thought i'd post this entry i had for the hitler competition a few months back, unfortunately i missed the boat with it! :P
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:11,
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i'm calling fake on this.
they're not in a swastika formation.
at least they're all off to save an ayran princess from a ganon, which is clearly a rabbi.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:12,
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at least they're all off to save an ayran princess from a ganon, which is clearly a rabbi.
Help me O' b3ta, you're my only hope
itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/
Been working on this last couple of days, Im struggling to say the least. I really should be doing my dissertation, anyways....
White backgrounds just don't cut it anymore. So I need to pic your brains, any suggestion for a background, or even extra bit for the character?
He was ment o be a victorian era, batman style hero.
Drawn and painted in photoshop, with a pentablet and macbook.
Click for bigger (484 kb)
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:58,
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Been working on this last couple of days, Im struggling to say the least. I really should be doing my dissertation, anyways....
White backgrounds just don't cut it anymore. So I need to pic your brains, any suggestion for a background, or even extra bit for the character?
He was ment o be a victorian era, batman style hero.
Drawn and painted in photoshop, with a pentablet and macbook.
Click for bigger (484 kb)
I CAN HELP
but I won't seeing as you just HAD to mention the mac.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:00,
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mac-ist
get over it.
mind you I am against all other mac products (iphone, ipod, imannoying.... ufuckoff more like)
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:04,
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mind you I am against all other mac products (iphone, ipod, imannoying.... ufuckoff more like)
I don't mind that he has a mac. I mind that he had to mention that he had a mac.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:14,
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You're wright . . . it doesn't look wright . . .
yes it does . . . perhaps a gradient background ?
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:01,
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change the resolution to 1dpi and choose whatever colour that is
or 0xbb9966.
And actually Mu has a point, does it the fact that it was made on a Macbook make any difference to the picture?
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:03,
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And actually Mu has a point, does it the fact that it was made on a Macbook make any difference to the picture?
a steam-punked model T ford
with go-faster stripes on the sides
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:25,
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May I suggest 3D?
Take a look at Bryce, Terragen or any of the other scene renderers.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:40,
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Gah! I'm caught in the hypnotic powers of kittyhawk!
Must bring him worm flavoured mice :D
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:42,
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yay..............fluff tiem.....................woah!!
*backs off*:)
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:44,
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A big slice of Fattenburg please
I know I'm late to the party. Fashionably late may I say.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:28,
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I know I'm late to the party. Fashionably late may I say.
Crikey!
some errant pranster appears to have balanced an oversized novelty bowtie on this chap's stomach whilst he was reclining in the sun
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:16,
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Before giving up on Jack Kerouac altogether (because his best-known books are so sodding boring),
It's worth having a crack at Big Sur. It's pretty short and infinitely better than On the Road.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:10,
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I can't think of any more parachute puns
oh wait! yes I can vas
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:41,
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Damn I thought I was gonna win that
you're just to good, plane and simple
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:50,
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I don't know where I am going with this next pun so......
I guess I will just wing it
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:55,
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did you have to do that with your cock?
could've had my eye out
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:51,
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Sorry.
At the time, I was distracted and thought I'd picked up a frying pan.
If it's any consolation, I have had a wash recently.
Well, fairly recently.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:57,
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If it's any consolation, I have had a wash recently.
Well, fairly recently.
What gets me about these are the constantly changing little messages in the bottom right that can easily be overlooked
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:03,
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Why did he lock the door after the horse bolted?
hmmm that would make a good proverb
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:41,
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He loves them horses
Someone should write a song about loving horses. And how they are our friends and stuff.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:43,
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Someone should write a song about loving horses. And how they are our friends and stuff.
my daughter gets this magazine
she is 7 years old, and has no idea why I think it's funny
www.iloveponies.com
It is very lacking in a theme tune though
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:44,
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www.iloveponies.com
It is very lacking in a theme tune though
Click that link?
Honestly. Do you think we were born yesterday?
I'm loving badgers instead.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:47,
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I'm loving badgers instead.
Naming Charles & Eddie hits will not help you.
Nobody in their right mind would click that link.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:59,
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Maybe b3ta should write to them and tell them they need a theme tune
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:59,
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definitely.
that site's deathly silence made me think my speakers weren't working...
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:01,
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Just in time for checkout time !
Have you added it yet:
www.b3takit.co.uk/motel/
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:43,
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www.b3takit.co.uk/motel/
That horse had a lucky escape
Master Bates is a bit of a psycho
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:02,
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Damn them foreigners
First they takes our HP sauce now our choccys!!!
*sniffs*
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:07,
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*sniffs*
No, no, it's very British.
After all, it's RBS that leant them the money, and that's ours!
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:28,
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Hmm
We lent RBS money, who in turn lent it to Kraft......
The lawyers involved in the takeover will pocket £120 million
The shareholders will make a killing
Tax revenues will be lost
We didn't even get a free dairy milk bar...............
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:31,
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The lawyers involved in the takeover will pocket £120 million
The shareholders will make a killing
Tax revenues will be lost
We didn't even get a free dairy milk bar...............
Kudos for spelling "Bournville" correctly.
It's very easy to misspell.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:09,
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Very good!
First Cadbury swallowed up Green & Black's, now Kraft have eaten up Cadbury's. It's like a rather unpleasant wildlife documentary, where the weak are preyed on, innit...
*sigh*
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:19,
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*sigh*
Aw, I read the first few words and thought it was going to be
"First Cadbury swallowed up Green & Black's, and I did not speak out..."
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:27,
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And when they came for my J.D.Gross 70% Ecuadorian cocoa chocolate from Lidl...
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:29,
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I'm expecting a cremecheese egg this easter.
© 2010 by Quijibo Esq. BSc.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:30,
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dammit, too slow!
;)
I was even thinking of making this one as an image.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:32,
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I was even thinking of making this one as an image.
Go ahead. It's not like I'll get around to it.
If it goes viral, good on you :P
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:33,
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haha - cheers!
I'm rubbish at font-matching, though, so I might pass.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:35,
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b3tan to it!
That's ace. I can relax now - it had to exist, and now, it does. :)
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:36,
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Seems like a good opportunity to encourage people to listen to Sunn O)))'s "Monoliths & Dimensions".
Do, do.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:08,
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did you know?
in the original trilogy the actor for the emperor was an old woman who wasnt poperly credited.
Trufax
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 18:47,
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Trufax
hahaha.......................ACE!
as per.......might come in handy to use this in an anim...with permission of course :D
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:59,
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Good grief.
That's even more tehilarifying than the first one.
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:40,
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Yes...
...He is a Green Meanie.................................... are you Greenish?
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Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:07,
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Actually no
but that's just how my brain works - probably I heard something similar to it and weird stuff starts evolving in my head :D
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