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[challenge entry] Uncertain times call for drastic 'mergers'


I wonder what this lot might be called?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:09, archived)
# batimpfulyxpor
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Oooh. So close.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Cupafudgicle Crap Mints?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:15, archived)
# ...
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Soup a college fudge elastic
XP halitosis
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Sorry!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)
# get out now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:21, archived)
# as well you ought to be
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:23, archived)
# it's not a word that ought to be used in polite company,
and I'm frankly astonished that it was ever considered appropriate for use in a song in a children's film.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Maybe this pea will distract you while I sneak off


(I don't have any kitteh-porn)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:26, archived)
# ^ This wins everything.

Wobbly is off to the pub soon, what are you doing tonight

what what/who
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)
# I'm not sure how to respond to this.
I was planning on working out how to use boost library to do network socket communication, but I don't know if I can be bothered now.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# DOOO ITTTT.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Also: AWW YEAH:
r = pp.P([1,2,3,0])
r * r
[2, 3, 0, 1]
r * r * r
[3, 0, 1, 2]
r * r * r * r
[0, 1, 2, 3]

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# r.dr.r
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Logos-on-a-jpeg PLC?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Cynical Inc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Stating & Obvious LLC
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Samuraiatans.


Not my joke, but I thought I'd scribble it out so you can all see it. I think it was in Private Eye about 20 years ago, I just remembered it...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:58, archived)
# ha
"I lose face, family dishonour, what I do now ah?"
THAT'S RACIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:00, archived)
# A man once stopped me in the street and asked me if I knew anything about the Samaritans.
I told him they were a people of the ancient near East.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)
# How very Samaritan of you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:04, archived)
# I'm liking your new style
similar yet different

i'm liking the very thick line. it pleases my stylistics.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Its my quick scribble style.
I use it when I can't be arsed to draw neatly or nicely.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:03, archived)
# neatly is vastly over rated
I much prefer a rtougher looking style :)

scribbly is the footchair.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:00, archived)
# ROR!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Harold Kari speaking . . . sepuku is up to you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Hah! Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Did anyone else own those "complete guides" to The Simpsons
They seem to have stopped doing them. So, just for fun (and boredom), I decided to do one of them from a recent episode.

Why? Who knows. Who even cares. Seriously.



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(__, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# well, it IS the '90s, afterall.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:57, archived)
# A small morsel of wisdom for you


/edit - hm it's just TOAP isn't it? *prepares for flaming*
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)
# What if I presented it with some doctored 'evidence'?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# too much Gut Bar
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Pfft
There is a whale in the Thames.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:32, archived)
# TOAP is fine I think as long as it's a real picture that you took. They cancel each other out.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# this maded me laughed
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:38, archived)
# there used to be a car I'd go past every day a few years ago,
that was done up in a Star Trek theme. It was very peculiar. If the theme had been anything other than Star Trek I might have been tempted to describe it as "awesome".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:43, archived)
# But "totally awesome" is more appropriate.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:19, archived)
# it was *bright green*
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Oh, that's different then.
That technically makes it "wicked radical"
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Who died?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Too Soon.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Blade Runner makes a lot more sense now
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Oh I don't know...there's a special place in my heart for Tubgirl

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Tubgirl 3D?
cross-eyed method
anaglyph
nsfw.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# It's as if I'm right there next to that faithful geiser of caramel

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# oh god, why did i click that!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Oh come on kitty
it's not that bad.:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Oh god
oh god oh god. I never learn.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:36, archived)
# those are ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I love the censorship from Japan
Minge = BAD
Anal Fountain of custardy goop = OK
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:49, archived)
# So real you can actually smell it
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Butterscotch angel delight milkshake ftmfw.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Must remember to stop clicking links on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:33, archived)
# I have to agree...
I have installed this free-ware link blocker, it make you click the link twice before it will open, which means you have a chance to change your mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:45, archived)
# xD
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 19:09, archived)
# SHIT THE BED
... i mean "Shit the bath" why did i click on that?
(I helped save b3ta! Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:28, archived)
#
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched Goatse glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. Two Girls. One Cup."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# proof or bollox
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] apropos of nothing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Nicely orc-hestrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:14, archived)
# I would consider reading this if I was legolas
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:23, archived)
# That might have been a bit tenuous
'legless' was implied
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:24, archived)
# booze hobbit?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Hob goblin
a type of ale I believe
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Take you s'Elves Gnome
If you're gonna keep making these cons-Pixie-ously bad puns.

*get's coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Quit your Balin.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:30, archived)
# these puns are dwarful!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Gnome or puns please
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:43, archived)
# this is getting out of con troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I said no more
you're so elfish
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:48, archived)
# it's really dragon on a bit too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:50, archived)
# You can slay that again
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:52, archived)
# here's a pair of lego lasses,
accompanying their respective meta-lego-lasses
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Wouldn't would, I cannot resist a redhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:34, archived)
# good afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# too fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Chauvinist pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# she is a bit of a biffa
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Mmmm sturdy.
Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# rubenesque
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# i hope you're joking
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:38, archived)
# why's that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# well
basically, because she's not even close to being 'normal' never mind 'large'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I think the issue is her hip
In your image it goes a long way up her back - I think it's also a little too big.

This makes her hips look very wide and pushes them back, giving the impression that her arm is covering a large stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:47, archived)
# It's still an awesome image though.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:47, archived)
# i think it's because it's closer to you
and cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:55, archived)
# the whole small/far away thing always gets me
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:01, archived)
# then this should amuse
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8467681.stm
first picture caption.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# man o man
i really want pigs, but my deeds forbid them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:21, archived)
# These look cool but £800 a pop.
My wife's mother farms pigs in Uganda, I might get me some when I go.
I'll name one Micto if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:26, archived)
# it would be cheaper to get all the bits separately from a butcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Rubenesque or sturdy
Don't care as long as not the coathanger/anorexic/boy look.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)
# so not Jarvis Cocker then
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Not unless he has decent tits and interesting hobbies.
Off to feed elderly Siamese cat now, bye.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Well if you don't want 'er
I'll take her off your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# you can talk, fatty
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Dear gosh, she's in the nud!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Oh hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Just light for my tastes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# OMW!
I like the cartoon-effect of this vector...amongst other things.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Nicely :)
*clicks*
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Sensual
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Quite lovely

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:13, archived)
# I say!
looks like a case of strychnine poisoning! ;)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# nice to see mrs micto is looking as trim as ever
top work as per sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Wood
like a prosthetic leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 17:06, archived)
# ace as usual
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] easy as 123
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# clever!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Alpha numerical without the numerical !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# A study in hideous mancs..
Acrylics on canvas 60 x 80cm

Should i leave the background blank?



Click for bigger (82 kb)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Don't leave it blank. Have them playing chess on the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# it's an idea..
so is porn cornflakes though
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Porn cornflakes with erotic milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# HOTT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Leave the background dull, drab and uninteresting
like their music
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Coo ur gosh
that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# that's pretty awesome
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Needs more cursing.
But looks mighty damn good right now.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# nice work................*whips out the only Oasis thing he has*..:D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Bonkers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Very nicely done.
Pity about the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Cheers :)
It's a commission, Oasis are wank.
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I did wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:25, archived)
# As long as it's acrylics . . . let it be . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Looks nuffin' like us
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Ian brown?!
:)
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)
# rich hall?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Look out...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Jesus that's scary.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Some folks just have to start at the end . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
# *sharpens daggers of Megiddio*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] well go on then, but make it quick
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:27, archived)
# haha! brilliant. *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Horses love horses
best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Fire engine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Rugby guitar
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Yellow buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Floppy bookshield
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:23, archived)
# deagnosti approved
lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Sorry, had to...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:43, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Ahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Oh Gordon
You arnt even asian!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:50, archived)
# im not asian
but im a gordon :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:03, archived)
# More importantly,
ARE YOU ALIVE?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# are you a moron?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:53, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# lol
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# ...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I see.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# this picture has so much potential ...
and i love to see this wobbly thing but dont know how to speed it up ..
with photoshop ...
example
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)
# What is this in the foreground some sort of car wash?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# its
prince willam ... in a car wash costume
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:00, archived)
# There was a coat like that on Stehen Fry's Last Chance to See
which was made of kiwi and some endangered bird feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Hah! Elephant tampon?
reminded me of this
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I suspect I'm the only rally fan cackling like a loon
(MikeCUK28, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:29, archived)
# hahah
is that unshopped?
Is BFGoodrich like the Michelin man's cheeky polar oposite?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:30, archived)
#
Totally unshopped. I nearly wet myself when the first car passed through it.
(MikeCUK28, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:48, archived)
# lol took a while to see
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:31, archived)
# It's a conspiracy I tell you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Oh christ what.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Haaa!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Great spot!
One of the best ever. Send it to Rob for the Newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# WAHAY, good spot that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Peter RICK A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 18:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# haha you freakin' loon!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Lol :DD
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# awwww so cute!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Is that the cat with no face?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:25, archived)
#
This one
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:28, archived)
# HAHAHA
what the?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:31, archived)
# His name is Chase.
chasenoface.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:33, archived)
# :O
poor keke
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# chump!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:34, archived)
# lol, perfect use of chump
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Chump!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Feckin' great!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Living proof that the proof is living !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:21, archived)
# This is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 15:56, archived)
# haha!
awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sun 24 Jan 2010, 0:07, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Lol politics

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# long tee hee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:05, archived)
# *applies anti casual racism filter*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha
:DDD
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# much better
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:09, archived)
# APE

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# That's a chimp, not a monkey.
JUST WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING ABOUT APES YOU PRIMATIST?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I was aware of that
its still meant to be a bit of a racist joke, just hopefully without the offenciveness to such a wide number of people
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I meant to do that...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# LIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:13, archived)
# .....and the nature of monkey was iwipwessable
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:21, archived)
# The weather's a bit Pearl Harbor...
there's a nasty nip in the air!



Saw this yesterday and acted quickly for print screen LOLs.
(jazi, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:43, archived)
# *picard facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:00, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Fial
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I love how they couldn't be arsed to draw the webbing across his whole body
and cared less about animating anything close to real world physics
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Spidey's hung over.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:57, archived)
# facepalm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Hahaha
"We have sea-lions on the land too. Except we call them land-sea-lions. I tame them."
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# "Is there water there?", "Yes, sometimes it falls from the sky!", "oh....", " and sometimes it doesn't", "Oh Mr Fry, you do go on!"
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:46, archived)
# hahahahaa
what a rubbish looking lion :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha :D
That is amazing. Best thing I've seen all day.
Also: How to hide an elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Aww!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# that is clearly just a disembodied lion head attached to an outboard motor
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Arf!
For some reason this reminds me of Jason and the Argonauts, god knows why.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha

He reminds me of the scared lion out of the wizard of oz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Kenny Rogers the Tiger RIP
That lion reminds me a bit of poor old Kenny Rogers the tiger who is sadly no longer with us. Don't know what happened to his twin brother Willie Nelson though.
(garrison, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 22:48, archived)
# To the skies!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Spiderman's had her!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# shot his arachnid load all over him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Come again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# i'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# boba fett got sexy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# great stuff
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# looks like that left flange is loose, you might see to that
and check the 'O' rings or we'll have a challenger style accident on our hands.

'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:48, archived)
# hello thory chap,
how the cock and balls are you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# i am good thanking you
just diving into b3ta while i ahve a chance, just got back from taking thoretta to see 'UP'. brilliant film.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# can't argue there
good that you're educating her right and proper :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:08, archived)
# cor
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:22, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Fourscore and twenty minutes ago....
Haha top stuff as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# i wish i had a toilet with armrests
i wouldn't get red marks on my knees :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# I'm not sure I'd want tourists gawping at me though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:45, archived)
# HAHAHA
This is funny because it's also true for me.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:32, archived)
# lol:D
(herman:D, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 11:44, archived)
# that's a very casual crapping stance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
# hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 23 Jan 2010, 13:51, archived)

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