He is such a dodgy fuck!
Also, can you please phone up your boys and ask them to lose to Leeds tonight please?
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:47,
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we're going to kick ass
even though Beckford is going to score again
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:51,
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may I ask why?
the fact we've got a 16 year old on the bench tonight shows that once again harry's transfer window dealing looks set to wreck our season
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:55,
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We'll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out, singing "we've got foreskins, haven't you?"
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:50,
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Hahahahahahahaa
Now do a picture of some COME on some SPURS!
LOL!
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:52,
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LOL!
Fifty quid, all in, and you can have her in time for your Sunday roast..
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:57,
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Epic!
Also, bigger than the moon. I suggest you edit your post to a click-for-big.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:46,
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1-nick from 2Can............. 2-*play with*...............3-profit :D
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:43,
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BZZZZZZNYUNG BZZZZZZNYUNG BZZZZZZNYUNG
BZZZZZZNYUNG BZZZZZZNYUNG BZZZZZZNYUNG
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:46,
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chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! chomp! :)
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:46,
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"Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling."
ris?:
www.sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com
(I wanted to do more quotes, but I don't have the time)
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:43,
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ris?:
www.sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com
(I wanted to do more quotes, but I don't have the time)
haha
I read a few of them, but had to stop as my mirth is too obvious for the office.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:47,
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Snail fiddling is not an occupation I'd be proud of. You dirty fucker.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:49,
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*nods*
Can you hold... can you hold my starfish? It doesn't like it when I'm getting excited. Oh look, it likes you! Its legs are all cree-py cree-py.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:54,
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I'm baking pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:51,
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Hahaha
I wish somebody would make a film with this quality of dialogue.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:52,
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crop tool much?
Edit: yyyyyaaaaaaaaayyyyyy all the nasty white is gone :D
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:39,
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is it still tuesday?
EDIT: hello new person, your image contains a lot of blank space which makes it much larger than it needs to be.
It'd be nice if you could crop it down and re-upload the smaller version.
Then, use the "Edit" button under your original post and change the URL of the image. Don't delete this thread!
EDITEDIT: yay! thank you! Welcome to B3ta, pull up a kittin, shop a chair, you'll never leave etc. etc. etc.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:39,
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It'd be nice if you could crop it down and re-upload the smaller version.
Then, use the "Edit" button under your original post and change the URL of the image. Don't delete this thread!
EDITEDIT: yay! thank you! Welcome to B3ta, pull up a kittin, shop a chair, you'll never leave etc. etc. etc.
I like the mysterious line at the bottom. What does that represent?
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:40,
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I bet it was a witty annotation
Which, ironically, was cropped off.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:41,
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That's the spider who drew the image.
He didn't leave quickly enough when they photographed the finished artwork.
It's one of those old-school print media shops, you know the ones, they're entirely staffed by spiders.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:42,
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It's one of those old-school print media shops, you know the ones, they're entirely staffed by spiders.
That's a shit idea.
Go and stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:45,
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I presume you ARE being all silly
and not for some reason being a twat, as I've never really done owt to you eh fella?
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:55,
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Nice idea.
But cue 3,000 "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" ;)
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:45,
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I live in hope that people might be imaginative and creative
and strive for new angles... pushing the boundari... oh fuck it, you're right :( EVERYTHING IS SHIT
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:47,
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Aww. It could have been _quite_ good.
Just maybe not very funny.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:55,
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I looked at that after first posting it,
Suprisingly there are quite a few not on that list!
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:51,
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Your people must live very far from their televisions..
.. welcome to b3ta, Conanon.
EDIT: None of which makes sense, now.
Life! She can be so cruel..
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:43,
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EDIT: None of which makes sense, now.
Life! She can be so cruel..
Hahah! Damn we're a bunch of bastards so we are :)
At the end of the day, it's only a puerile digital arts community...
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:44,
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yay Kang!
your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:34,
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your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
you are too talented for this site
please leave your membership card at the door.
:D
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:45,
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:D
I'm not going for vite for either of you!
I'm going to vote for a third party!
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:44,
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I Imagine his little faces sliding out like drawers in a chest of drawers. A face chest drawers.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:31,
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is this meant to be funny?
it just looks like a highly plausible premonition to me.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:33,
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this was taken shortly after the Tories general election victory
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:37,
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Maybe try and innovate a little and improve the compo rather than just moaning about it?
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:30,
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It's been done, it's been done to death, I'm bored and when I'm bored I moan
So stop moaning about me moaning and put the baby pic in paint so you can draw a pink willy on it like a real B3tan. A picture of a pink willy is worth a thousand hours of moaning.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:36,
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Down in the wildwood sitting on a log
Finger on the trigger and an eye on the hog
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:40,
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Packed?
Unpacking is more the order of the day...
Living room full of boxes - Can't even find the TV!
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:34,
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Living room full of boxes - Can't even find the TV!
Man, I used to love MAD's movie piss-takes from the 70's-80's.
Can't remember the artist's name, but he's still one of the greatest shaders that ever lived..
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:40,
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And a bunny girl I drew for my Grandad's birthday.
(I come from a long line of perverts)
so troo
have a woo
.
. . . and it always happens when there's a deadline looming
.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:16,
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.
. . . and it always happens when there's a deadline looming
.
Issues much?
JJ in 'taking a break from intricate story arcs to vent spleen at the state of the world' mode :D
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:16,
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heheheheheheheh
I saw my wife using Word the other day - she knows where everything is now - but it's a confusing mess of buttons to me...
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:18,
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I had to use it for the first time in years last week.
Pure evil :(
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:20,
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When my mum was trying to work out how to use it, we found that you can:
a) hide the ribbon
b) put most of the normal small buttons back on a 'quick use' bar.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:25,
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b) put most of the normal small buttons back on a 'quick use' bar.
Ha ha ha!
Same happened to me.
Also, I updated Firefox last week. Why does it run through all the tabs you have from beginning to end now, instead of flicking back to your last tab?
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:19,
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Also, I updated Firefox last week. Why does it run through all the tabs you have from beginning to end now, instead of flicking back to your last tab?
Then I shall reply:
OH NO I CANNOT POSSIBLY ADAPT TO THIS HORRIFIC CHANGE.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:22,
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what software needs
is a BIG "make it work like it did yesterday" button
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:23,
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Any change to Firefox is usually followed by an addon to change it back.
People get way too pissy at menial differences.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:24,
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I get pissy when they fix things that aren't broken by making them worse.
Things working differently ought to be the add-on.
Also, did you really mean "menial"?
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:27,
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Also, did you really mean "menial"?
I upgraded my Linux all the way from Hardy to Karmic the other day,
that's three upgrades one after the other. I finally managed to get it back to working almost the same way it used to, after fixing the graphics driver, which it breakest.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:22,
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Firefox seems to have split into two versions
3.0.x, and 3.5.x. My 3.0 automatically updates, but also keeps popping up unblockable adverts telling me that I really need to update to 3.5 because it's faster. I also clicked a link on one of these where I was able to fill out a form confirming that the reason I wasn't updating was because I can't be arsed and don't like risking changes.
...oh here it goes again.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:41,
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...oh here it goes again.
*hugs his mac*
Nice pair of ears :)
Love the colouring, reminds me of marker pens.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:21,
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Love the colouring, reminds me of marker pens.
technical difficulties
Please stand by
I'dve loved to have seen that classic TV difficulties pic with Scarlet being the girl with the blackboard and Pip as the creeepy clown doll.
It would be amusing if anything.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:22,
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I'dve loved to have seen that classic TV difficulties pic with Scarlet being the girl with the blackboard and Pip as the creeepy clown doll.
It would be amusing if anything.
I've been dodging Windows Genuine Advantage (sic) for years now
I just know I'm going to slip one day and click Express Update and the fucker will install.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:31,
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I was over-dramatising a bit
I make a partimage copy of c: once a week, so it would only be a minor inconvenience
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:37,
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i rather like the new layout
it's the avatar effect though- i like it not because it's good but because i was expecting something far worse
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 16:08,
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Are they all Mister Black?
They can't all be Mister Black. That's when the trouble starts. one's gotta' be Mister shit.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:12,
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I do like that idea for an image challenge...
It might over-cater for us old farts, but wtf self interest for the win!
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:18,
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HAHAH
love it
You found this - you think it should win....
so do I
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 17:50,
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You found this - you think it should win....
so do I
you can edit your posts - click on the "edit" link right below it
posting, deleting, reposting, re-deleting etc will piss people off, since it also deletes all the comments
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:09,
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naughty L-plater, naughty! Edit posts, no deleting!
welcome to b3ta, catapult a kitten, or kittapult a cat, and frollic atop a stool, you'll never leave.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:11,
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I am genuinely baffled by this comment
a) it is a crudely drawn cartoon
b) it has tits
c) it has a snakes tail
you know some very odd men
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:04,
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b) it has tits
c) it has a snakes tail
you know some very odd men
It has a manly face
and tits aren't a prerequisite(sp?) for women
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:07,
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is the problem that it hasn't got a sexy woman face?
Eyes, mouth, lipstick, no nose, looks like a woman to me
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:14,
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that's hardcore that is :)
edit: Medusa had a bow?
also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdLrUoVcPZc
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:53,
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also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdLrUoVcPZc
yeah, looks like they've got the shit acting spot on
Love the look of the new Kraken, not sure about Medusa, can't beat Harryhausens
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:05,
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just watched a trailer
(http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2626946073/) and agree the Kraken looks fantastic! :D
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:15,
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Well if she wanted to kill something to eat it, it would be better to shoot it rather than turn it to stone...
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:02,
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They get wise to that eventually. I used to snipe the pizza guy, but the dead bodies on the lawn finally scared the others off.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:16,
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there's a house down the road with lots of statues in the garden, come to think of it...
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:20,
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Snakes with tits now?
Doesn't have the same ring to it.
Maybe snakebite?
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:57,
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Maybe snakebite?
But the mirror was teh one way you could look at her
Clash of the Titans fail! ;D
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:07,
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ah, yes
for some reason I had a story in my head about her turning to stone upon seeing her own reflection in Jason and the Argonauts.
brains eh? can't live without them, but they make you look like a cunt from time to time.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:12,
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brains eh? can't live without them, but they make you look like a cunt from time to time.
Philotes -sex god
plenty of shagging mostly with animals in greek myths
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:12,
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I read Perseus did her up the front bottom before chopping her head off
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:18,
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apparently Poseidon raped her back when Medusa was hot, then the virgin Athena turned her into a snake-haired monster as punishment.
Seems a bit harsh.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:22,
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erm...
with apologies to Moongirl Technologies
edit: I also just noticed it's not actually yellow.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:48,
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with apologies to Moongirl Technologies
edit: I also just noticed it's not actually yellow.
not unless you drink in gloucester... although Taff does look pretty much like this most the time anyway come to think of it..
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:45,
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i wasn't sure meself about the eye, but i stuck with it for the contrast in the end
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 15:01,
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i don't know which of them should be the most offended.
Top work.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:47,
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you do know this is so popular it's going on for another week, right?
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:38,
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yeah you're right... And it probably won't be going on for another week.
The new compo is actually "after teh success of last weeks compo, put the apple logo on unexpected gadges, adn show us what Apple could be selling, like iCanOpeners, iHotwaterbottles, iLawnmoers and iPCs "
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:42,
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Yeah man does anyone else think this is the biggest load of crap
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:41,
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Not really no, everyone else seems to think it's a smashing idea
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:42,
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Just seems like a big iphone tho
with no camera and still no flash capability
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:45,
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Well if you haven't got a camera you don't need a flash do you.
Seems pretty self-explanatory to me.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:46,
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it's a laptop with no keyboard,
or it's an iPod that doesn't fit in your pocket.
I don't know who the target market is supposed to be, but it definitely isn't me.
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:48,
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I don't know who the target market is supposed to be, but it definitely isn't me.
id use it as a chopping board
or to mix paints on. you cant do that with a laptop or ipod can you
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:52,
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that would be pretty cool
you could look at the recipe while you chop
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Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:54,
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