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#
(twattybanjo, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)
# I sometimes find Patsy Palmer to be quite sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# She's no Widdicombe mind.
(twattybanjo, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)
# true, but what a sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# this is an announcement for GRIFFY SAVALAS
Please stay where you are. Security staff have been placed at every exit, and medical assistants will be there to sedate you, and take you to a secure location shortly. Please remain calm.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:46, archived)
# I'll get the syringe :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:47, archived)
# we'll need a few more b 3tans to pin him down and drag him off.
it's for his own good.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# this isn't the b3tan you are looking for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# *freezes*
I WON'T GO BACK THERE I WON'T I WON'T I WON'T
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:48, archived)
# see how quiet its gone
you are all googling images of Patsy Palmer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I'd rather look up images of Isla Fisher
now SHE is a sexy red-head
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Emilia Fox
mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Nah
Nicole Peters
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Actually I was pretending to be a wolf.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)
# howling at the moon I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)
# No, I was masturbating.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)
# that's why she's called Patsy 'Palmer'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Pwhoar!

Edit: Ooops, posted wrong one...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Would even without.
I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:27, archived)
# ADBLOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:27, archived)
# *gouges out own eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:29, archived)
# MY EYES MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:32, archived)
# That's what she's saying.
I just went onto the Conservative website to see if I could find the posters. I immediately felt dirty and wrong - it was like going into one of the really horrid sex shops in Amsterdam.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Mmmmmmm...... horrid sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:41, archived)
# the first magazine I picked up in the first sex shop I entered on my first ever visit to Amsterdam
was dedicated to farmyard scat.

Dirty, DIRTY dutchies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Cleo Laine being horsed?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# do you mean Cleo Lane
rather than the author of Bread?

edit: NINJAS!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Yes, yes I did.
My editing skills weren't quick enough!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:45, archived)
# hahar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:35, archived)
# there is someting about those little skirts though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Aye, mon. There definitely be someting, y'hear?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
# its the tartan of the McSlag
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# The new burger from McDonalds. So called, as it'll fuck your heart right up.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# indeed
ramascreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Bad-Teacher-Liz-Hurley-Bedazzled.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Hurley in a McSlag skirt
*adjusts collar*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Adjusts Dress
Before leaving


TAXI!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Pow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# *cannot be unseen*
*shudders*
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:36, archived)
# this will get me through the day
*prints*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# lol :D
(herman:D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Source?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
#
img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/widdecombDM0509_468x646.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# That was worse
than getting horsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:21, archived)
# well, fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Good Gravy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Time for Conservation?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Ooh you clever sausage you!!
Have a *click*. How ya doing sir? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Cheers Sir
Yeah, grand, keeping busy. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
# grand work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Nicely done.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:11, archived)
# noon waspy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:13, archived)
# wise cat is wise
dawwwwwww!
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Them's some whiskers right there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:18, archived)
# That cat has the whiskers of a Chinese Kung Fu master.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:22, archived)
# What an awesomecat.
Please post more pictures of awesomecat. Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww
cats rule
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:12, archived)
# *waits for it to be nicked by the conservatives*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:13, archived)
# That's really good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Heh, clevar.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# V clever indeed
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:15, archived)
# ha!
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Ooo
very nice
(nicestnihilist saw you do that on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:04, archived)
# How are you gentlemen?


Edit slightly tweaked
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# What you say?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Move "ZIG"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:00, archived)
#
What you say !!

hehehe, top stuff :D


Edit, bugger, too late!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)
# what you say?!
etc.

This is a nice post. I will indicate my enjoyment further by clicking on the 'i like this' button.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Why thankee
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
# 54% of b3tans are pregnant!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# and the other 46%?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)
# only look like they are pregnant
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)
# *sucks in gut*
Do not!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Poor Zeltergiset :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)
# leave Zeltergiset alone! *masscara runs*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# What you say!!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Hahahahah, bloody hell, he looks like rodney dangerfield, there....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:52, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9918385
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# *infinite post loop paradox*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Tap on a peach.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:52, archived)
# taptaptap
No one's home.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)
# haha, you've made him look like John Inman
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:53, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/9918381
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:54, archived)
# you are twisting my bastarding melon, man
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:55, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Now have the toad holding a picture with text on it
TOAPOATOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:57, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:05, archived)
# haha
TOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOATOAPOA etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# POTATOPOTATOPOTATO
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:49, archived)
# On a pope,on a pope, got me drawing on a pope
/Rocket from the Crypt of St Paul.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:03, archived)
# HAHA, excellent, *click!*
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:07, archived)
# haha
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:21, archived)
# That's very very good toap!
(waxdart hello., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Ning! Can't stop tho'...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:46, archived)
# top shop!
but be careful he doesn't have a sulk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Ooh Top Shop Barbie! *Click*

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Haha Aww!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahah!
ace shoppage, Barb!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Fantastic shoppery!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Have my Indiana Martin..

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Mark Thatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Have this!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Ahhh, a fistful.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:08, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha! dear oh dear, TO HULL!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Runs and hides....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)
# Pffft
Also TOAD
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# chestnut, old
I saw Time Vine on Friday - front row, I was hurting from laughing so much. I'm sure he's related to DTH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# Tim Vine is ace
but watching him does tend to spoil b3ta for me, as most of his jokes end up recycled on here and I'll admit, I'm as guilty as the next man of that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Commissions new BBC2 programme: "A Man and His Ladder"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)
# *Books Handy Andy into rehab*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I thought this rung a bell
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:41, archived)
# You've got real stile!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Quick and dirty.
(Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work..., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Did anyone see the come dine with me where they were invited as celebrity guests?
Blummin hell ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Were they the most totally awesome people ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# no
shame - that sounds funny - who were the diners?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Oh the usual bag of prolitarians being offered a cake on a stick in exchange for dancing like drunken monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:30, archived)
# what's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)
# what flavour is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Shit and piss flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)
# hmmm
best add ketchup
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:40, archived)
# haha, seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Seriously
One of the diners got very excited indeed, but then again, it was in Rotherham.
(Lord RumbleFIsh IV this may or may not work..., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Rotherham sounds best when said in a Merkin accent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Rowthahayum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:31, archived)
# haha
something like that

when I was about 14, a yank stopped his car to ask me if I could direct him to the 'Abe Ravon Hotel' I'd never heard of it, then eventually realised he meant the Aberavon Hotel.

I wonder how long it will be before someone mentions the LoogaBarooga apocrypha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I once met a yank and they asked me the way to "Looga Barooga"
It took me a while to realise they meant Loughborough!

Hahahaha stupid yanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:39, archived)
# a whole 4 minutes
and the funny thing is, it's usually Australians that make that mistake.

how times have changed.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I blame the tories.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Christ that face is sinister when its so close up.
How they keep getting hired to decorate houses is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:36, archived)
# quick and dirty


apparently
(LazyBastard, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I've heard the Greek Government is considering marrying Paul McCartney
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# No you didn't. You're lying, aren't you?
You are. You're a bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:15, archived)
# *fuckin sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:22, archived)
# You want some Doritos? I'll share.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:24, archived)
# what flavour are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Chilli Heatwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I'm already starving
and nobody in the office has had the good grace of having a birthday today.

There's normally cakes-a-plenty on the go.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:29, archived)
# It is now safe to go back in the water...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha
haha
(. Y . ), Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# that was the name of a beloved childhood toy of mine
a glove puppet shark with no teeth.

true facts.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# "We're gonna need bigger dentures"
hahaha, ace, N'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Bindun, several decades ago :)
Anyone remember "Buster" and "Monster Fun" comics? They had a shark called Gums. He had dentures. Just about every episode involved Gums losing his dentures somehow.
Pretty sure they drew a mock poster just like this too :)
Edit : Ah ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:33, archived)
# That was it!
I used to get that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Scrotum chin!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:35, archived)
# He looks strangely happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Come on Liz!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Aces as per sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Cheers Ninj!
Quiet here this morning.... Perhaps everyone's gone out to play.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Half term
I guess everyone's on hols. It is rather quiet though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:22, archived)
# it is rather
is all the usual gag lurking?


(I'm scarily busy as it goes - my colleague is on hols - half term looking after child duty - and I'm up to my ears in it)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:38, archived)
# hahahhaha! look at her go!
ace, moley!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Morning Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:29, archived)
# good nings, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)
# faster!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:27, archived)
# gammy ankles
gankles
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:32, archived)
# hehehehe
I bet those teeth are rattling!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Well, I think its finally happened,
Being on here has warped my brain!

I thought nothing unusual about this being the first thing I saw when I logged on!

Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)
# GOD!
Save the Queen!!

Woo & 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)
# blimey, X', where have you been hiding?
and nings!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)
#
keep yer head down girl!
(UTB, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Watch that third corner!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:15, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:44, archived)
# *gets eaten by a yeti*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:46, archived)
# It's fookin' greet bro...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great movie...

Morning Ninj!
How's you?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Fine ta sir, you?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Pretty darn tootin'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:11, archived)
# fookin' recipe for fookin' prawn foetus popcorn?
fook man
(I helped save b3ta! dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)
# hahahahhaha! *types in "prawn"* *takes 3 years for results of search*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:10, archived)
# I know this isn't /links/ but
just found this :D
wikus.co.za/
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Ha!
Best character progression I've seen in a film for ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Prons, man, prons.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:34, archived)
# You sneaky fookin' pron!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:16, archived)
# This is top!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Projectile menstruation at Winter Olympics 2010
Cannot unsee! O_O

(I helped save b3ta! dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 6:11, archived)
# oh wow you're right
O_o
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 7:44, archived)
# Scary red people look like they've been boiled :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 7:52, archived)
# That sounds wrong to me. They were green previously?
Skate is not shellfish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 8:11, archived)
# Their insides are mossy and their eyes are beetles.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 8:40, archived)
# The "screaming" you hear is just air escaping from their shells
As they lack a central nervous system, the craaaaaab people feel no pain
(I helped save b3ta! dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 8:13, archived)
# Never buy boiled shell or cray fish.
It always seems to taste pre-cooked.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Chortle!
My phrase for the day!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 8:54, archived)
# it's been changed to a yellow skier :(
well that was short-lived
(I helped save b3ta! dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Well that's breakfast sorted then

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Winter Olympic Black Pudding
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 9:19, archived)
# I was thinking more along the lines of...
...a submission to Viz for 'Up the arse corner'
(John Mad from Madcastle licking the bin lid of life, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 9:51, archived)
# LUGER! LUGER!
*makes L symbol on forehead*

I thought it was awfully unfair of the commentator to keep referring to the competitors yesterday as lugers.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 9:58, archived)
# I was reading about the "luger death" in the paper this morning
and thought someone had been shot with at WWII-era German pistol

Took me a while to piece the story together
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Jerry's up to his bally tricks again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Thomas! Thomas!
*grabs broom and stands on chair*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:35, archived)
# haha
Mammy Two Shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:57, archived)
#


www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/02/15/2819901.htm?section=justin
Still learning to go the gimp. Slowly. Gently.
pls don't hurt me...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 5:13, archived)
# PROPERTY SHARK SIGHTED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 5:34, archived)
# At least it wasn't a woe-be-gone!


Click for bigger (122 kb)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 7:02, archived)
# Actually, it was a wobbegong. Poor thing probably got trodden on.
It can't do a lot of damage with that floppy gob.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Put a black outline around the text to make it more readable.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 7:33, archived)
# Thank you & furry muff
but how, how, how on Gimp?
I've tried different colors & fonts but it all looks lost so seriously any hepl is appreciated.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 8:17, archived)
# Cheep and fast method is dup the text slightly smaller and inverse color above.
Or if your version supports them get one of the faux layer sfx plugins
registry.gimp.org/node/186
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 8:25, archived)
# Create your text layer
- (layers window) right-click text layer and choose "Alpha to selection"
- create a new layer under the text layer and make sure it's the active layer
- (main window) right-click and choose Select>Grow - enter 1 and click Ok
- fill the selection with colour
- (layers window) right-click text layer and choose "Merge down" (you won't be able to change the text after merging the layers)
(I helped save b3ta! dustgecko my eyes. my eyes... are pies. and yours are lies, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 8:27, archived)
# Select text layer
click "filters"
click "alpha to logo"
experiment with different options (eg "basic2")
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)
# can you put a stroke around
??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Breakfast Sharks ?
There are such things as Breakfast Sharks ?

Quote :
"The Queensland Shark Control Program's manager, Tony Ham, told ABC News
Breakfast sharks generally do not expect their prey to turn around and strike back."

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)
# here is a seal



ive got work in 3 hours, i should be in bed. not drawing seals.


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 5:09, archived)
# it is always a good time to draw seals.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 5:12, archived)
# Is this
the seal of approval?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 7:37, archived)
# He wants to play baseball with that norwegian with the bat
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Hello Baby Seal
Would you like to join my club ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# I hope they play new wave in your night-club
I'm not into head banging
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:13, archived)
# HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)
# somethings you just have to get out of your system
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 4:28, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahhhahhhhhahhhahhh
nice!

I watched quite a lot of that show
before they brought back Breaking Bad on the other channel
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 4:34, archived)
# the show about toyotas?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 4:54, archived)
# and the numbers.. on the rotary dial.. rewinding
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TlaxE3wr1M
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 4:56, archived)
# also Simon Baker was pretty fucking cool in the remake of Land of the Dead
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 4:54, archived)
# Well done!
That guy is such a dick! (his character anyway) - I wouldn't put it past him to use a little necro' to solva a crime.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 6:13, archived)
# So I'm going this illustration...
..and as its the gay shift, and the buildings are all in 'merka*, and well you know all 'merkins are.. well you know... a bit gay**.
I was wondering if you could recognize any of them....




Click for bigger (146 kb)
* except one
** oh all right, not all 'merkins, just the gays ones.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Merka, land of the free and home of the gay
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:45, archived)
# y'all probably seen this but it's pretty cute
Engineer's Guide to Cats
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:32, archived)
# I've never wondered about my cats' aspect ratios
until now
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:47, archived)
# I know some cats who will yodel like that
but try corporal cuddling with either of our two and you will lose your fucking face

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:54, archived)
# aspect ratio: LARGE AND IN CHARGE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 4:26, archived)
# Yeah I saw it in /LINKS
you know where they post /LINKS in that whole bit of B3TA for /LINKS.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 5:16, archived)
# ONE BOARD TO RULE THEM ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 5:35, archived)
# 9/11!
9/11!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:55, archived)
# I can see the Guggenheim Museum!
But I'm not a 'merkin. D:
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:55, archived)
# Damnit, over a year's good lurkage gone there.
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:57, archived)
# does auto-eroticism count as gayness?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:57, archived)
# only if you're choking yourself.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:59, archived)
# ...in the neck?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:01, archived)
# Blackpool Tower isn't in America.
(twattybanjo, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:06, archived)
# SAYS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:08, archived)
# it wishes it was
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:26, archived)
# that's wrest point casino, hobart
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:15, archived)
# Wrest Point is more of an octagon shape.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Hmm
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:35, archived)
# That's an octohedron
The casino is in 2D
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:37, archived)
# well now all I can think of is this
www.myspace.com/droctagon
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 4:08, archived)
# "Trees" was big on TV but "Gorilla Driving a Pickup Truck" is pretty nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 4:09, archived)
# oh I thought it was a cross section of some kind of engine at first!
:D

it makes me want to sit in a diner

and eat lots of steaks

is tha the intention?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:25, archived)
# Nope, apparently it's going to end up being a menu for a web site...
some flash extravaganza I suspect.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:26, archived)
# everyone loves flash extravaganzas!
I hope it has an opening page too

with a 4mb mp3 :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:30, archived)
# word up
if your site takes half an hour to load on dial-up (or not at all), you just alienated a fair few people

cunts with they fat pipes forget that shit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 4:25, archived)
# Wow really? Wow, thanks... wow I mean I NEVER knew that....
I mean like wow, thanks for the headsup...
I never ever knew that loading time and file size could be important...
wow...
amazing.

The illustration is 8K in size, and the effects are all coded, so far the thing is a massive 32k OMG 32 fucking K!!!
Oh no hang on thats really tiny actually...

In your face person who clings to old misconceptions about things that misconception still abound about but are pretty much redundant if someone knows what they are doing, the misconceptions that is not the ting that I was all up in your face about.

Boo ya!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 5:23, archived)
# Flash in web design is one of the devil's greatest accomplishments
give me the mother fucking L. A. M. P.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 3:34, archived)
# LAMP


LAMP WORSHIP THE LAMP
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 4:05, archived)
# no chains no cadillac you can see
WE CODE IN MOTHER FUCKING L. A. M. P.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 4:13, archived)
# How remarkable beige of you.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 5:13, archived)
# is the one next clockwise to the Guggenheim
the Capital Records Building in LA?

other than that - they don't hit my Architecture Icon buttons much...
and not in a Gay way, either!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 8:37, archived)
# it is capitol records
the radio city New york, then Harrods (not finished yet) the RKO radio tower not even sure if thats real, grand central staion, the super dome and the chicago libary
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 11:56, archived)
# i was thinking Superbowl but was not sure
So many of those giant sportatoriums look the same.
How about the Chrysler building or Transamerica Pyramid?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Does it get the seal of approval?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:26, archived)
# haha
took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Fuck the dolphins I want a Nicoise salad...
(twattybanjo, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:33, archived)
# fuck the dolphins.. before they fuck you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Dolphins are by nature a third date kind of aquatic mammal.
Manatees are SLUTS.
(twattybanjo, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:46, archived)
# dolphinsex.org
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:51, archived)
# WASH IT DOWN WITH A NICE COLD POKE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:33, archived)
# I cannot laugh at this until I know for certain the spamelope was not harmed when it was canned.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)
# they breed them in tanks with no sunlight and no room to even turn around
 
END CAGE FARMING OF SPAMELOPES NOW!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:37, archived)
# This is an urban myth
The spamalopes roam free and then yield up their delicious spam as a 'gift' to their carers. You didn't think it was meat did you?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:54, archived)
# When it was canned no harm happened,
however just hours before psychopaths armed with hammers, Stanley knives and graters set about them to get the consistency that we've grown to know and love.
(twattybanjo, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:43, archived)
# I want that job !
Smashing meats to a pulp with hammers is right up my street.

Any sort of Meats.
Beefs
Hams
Womens
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Some Parts Are Meat
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Some Porpoise And Manatee
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 2:57, archived)

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