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# Not really sure what this was meant to be


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But i kinda like it so here you go.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:55, archived)
# that's rather pretty
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:56, archived)
# thanks :]
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:57, archived)
# GOT WOOD?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:57, archived)
# I always maintain a plentiful amount...
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:58, archived)
# excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:21, archived)
# groovey gnarled branches
very nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:02, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:05, archived)
# the biggeerr
seems smaller?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:07, archived)
# I noticed..
for some reason the image uploading thing did this.. :/
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:09, archived)
# woah, funky lines and shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:08, archived)
# sinewy muscle stripped of skin, floating in a tidepool full of jellyfish tentacles.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:17, archived)
# I really like this as a title.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:19, archived)
# all yours, my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:20, archived)
# It resembles the roiling sea

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:26, archived)
# ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY ROILING SEA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:31, archived)
# NO UR A POO
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:09, archived)
# but does it tile... more?







oh that's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:27, archived)
# oh i say
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:38, archived)
# PIP PIP OLD CHAP AND ALL THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:39, archived)
# A hamster with a monocle!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:40, archived)
# no no old chap, a guinea pig, yes a guinea pig old boy!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Quite so, old chap
and so goodnight,
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:49, archived)
# goodnight old boy, toodle pip
i must stop talking that voice out loud
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:54, archived)
# good day, sah!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:45, archived)
# terrific toppy old boy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:48, archived)
# SAY IT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:21, archived)
# Top of the morning to you sir!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:08, archived)
# mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:08, archived)
# that reminds me of an old joke
why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:09, archived)
# I don't know, Rapitinui. Please tell me why Jesus was not born in Australia
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:12, archived)
# they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin lol
 
substitute "Australia" with your preferred geographic slur as necessary
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:14, archived)
# Why you gotta be such a jerk to us Australians?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:14, archived)
# Because he's a kiwi.
Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:18, archived)
# friendly rivalry.
 
though we are oft times drawn together by virtue of being neither Boers, nor whinging pommie bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Exactly!
Which reminds me of an amusing anecdote from my father's travels. He went on a "lads" fishing weekend on Fraser Island with some rather uncouth individuals. One of them was a kiwi so naturally copped a fair bit. One moment that stuck in my father's memory is when one of the chaps bellowed down 100m of beach to attract the attention of the kiwi.

"HEY SHEEP-FUCKER!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:30, archived)
# ah that never gets old
see also: the Welsh

although it's more accurately applied as an urban/rural divide
for all those isolated farm boys (or in Australia, boundary riders) who genuinely do fuck animals

which reminds me of another old joke
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Badoom
tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:39, archived)
# that's a slightly more subtle version than the one I recall.
slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Can't we all just get along?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DAX_WqTUP0&fmt=18
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:15, archived)
# ahhahhah yes
that's a very bizarre version, I saw it a while back trawling through Feldman videos.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:23, archived)
# I like the original
Tom Lehrer version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgASBVMyVFI
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:31, archived)
# sweet
 
He toured here one time, I think my parents saw him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:37, archived)
# My Junior High math teacher was one of his students
so he would play Tom Lehrer songs after our test periods - that is how I first heard him.
I think I have most of the available recordings...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:51, archived)
# apparently we are jealous of the higher average incomes and more heavily exploited mineral reserves
 
I don't see it, myself
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:21, archived)
# This messageboard has a deeply ingrained culture of racism towards Australians.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:28, archived)
# WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE KILLED ALL THOSE JEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:30, archived)
# Shalom!
Oy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:31, archived)
# hitlerlol
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:32, archived)
# At least we don't hide from our terrible terrible history
Not like how NZ keeps that whole "rape of the Pacific" thing under wraps.

You probably didn't even get taught about it in school.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:34, archived)
# it's true, I didn't find out about the shit we did in Samoa until I was an adult.
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mau_movement
for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:37, archived)
# THEN ON THE OTHER HAND THERE'S THE FRENCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:40, archived)
# Wow, my play on the rape of nanjing brings out a real event
I had no idea NZ pulled that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:51, archived)
# well, we only started revising the NZ history curriculum in the eighties
when it comes to those pesky rebels in the 1860s, or those terrible tribes who never signed any damn treaty

I have no idea what they're teaching kids now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:56, archived)
# yeah
the high school curriculum is real quiet on this one
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:55, archived)
# nah sweet as bro she'll be right
MATE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:47, archived)
# Just curious...
Have Spain and Portugal offered recompense to the indigs of South American for wiping them out with conquest and disease?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:37, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhah I'm just going to go out on a limb here and say no
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:39, archived)
# Or England or France?
or even Italy (for Ethiopia?)

or the Russians, or the Chinese, or the Japanese? Or the Merikans?

Even the Dutch have somthin' to be ashamed of...

Not sure about Canadia, have to ask the Inuits and Acadians.

some interesting thoughts: www.rastafarispeaks.com/community/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=261
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:26, archived)
# let alone
the mongols, hittites, romans and persians
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:52, archived)
# FUCKING OTTOMANS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:04, archived)
# ROMANES EVNT DOMVS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:38, archived)
# 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:52, archived)
# Not another Beatle shot!?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:29, archived)
# FUCK!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:43, archived)
# why the face(s)?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:19, archived)
# Tripped
It looks like someone's been trippin australian ladies. Making them funny at all cost. Flip faces upwards.
(FunnyMan, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:18, archived)
[challenge entry] AAAAARRRGGHhh!!DON'T LOOK AT MEEeeeee!!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:21, archived)
# It's not Poodle.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)
# Back when she was hot.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:52, archived)
# 0.o
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:04, archived)
# Oh you're the worst kind of person.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:09, archived)
# would you like to play a game
chasenoface.blogspot.com/2010/01/game-night.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:15, archived)
# I wish that cat's face didn't scare me as much as it does.
Poor thing. I'm glad she's happy, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:34, archived)
# I think you'd get used to it, in person.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:45, archived)
# I did not expect that kitty to still be alive.
He's done well.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:35, archived)
# she, sir.
 
but yes, still going strong!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:38, archived)
# Christ on a segway!
it's like i'm rowdy roddy piper and i've just put on some special glasses in classic sci-fi flick 'They Live'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:36, archived)
# OH YOU WENT THERE
www.spaceavalanche.com/2010/02/22/two-boys-and-a-dog/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:10, archived)
#
www.spaceavalanche.com/2009/02/09/matrix/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:48, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:14, archived)
# I'm sorry.
You seem to have mistaken us for 4chan!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Elvira is bitch hot, dude.
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow

(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Tell me about music, Elbow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Locil's new album out soon
so I'm catching up with their old stuffs.

Aside from that, I'm dry as a bone :(

(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Glad you like it.
Bewbs sell!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:04, archived)
# the trailer is just innuendo city
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s27IZzu9Diw
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Innuendo?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] better?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:45, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Oooooooh Yusss
I'm thinking naughty thoughts
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 20:28, archived)
# man, I hated that song when it was popular
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdFghZmdwXk

strangely, I kind of like the cheesiness of it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:36, archived)
# the horns are pretty nice but everything else brings me out in a cold sweat
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:25, archived)
# Really out of costume here - NSFW!
slagzombie.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/cassandra-peterson-nude-02.jpg?w=211&h=300
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Pron.
(not that that's a bad thing)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:49, archived)
# What part of NSFW
is not possibly Pron?

(and that was about as soft-core as it gets!)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:58, archived)
# I'll admit I did like her when I was young
 
but next to Vampira she seems so fake..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:11, archived)
# I have heard her interviewed on the radio recently.
She seems alright!

Vampira I only saw in Plan 9 From Outer Space, so I can't really say.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:56, archived)
# Apologies for the 'Real Picture®',
...but I had to tell the internet, about the penisman living in the front flap of a customer's PC



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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:32, archived)
# front flap lol
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:33, archived)
# dirty dirty dirty PC!
here's some more dirty PCs www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/13/ventblockers/
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:34, archived)
# the rest of the PC was surprisingly clean, inside and out.
I don't think the customer even knew about the flap, but I had to get the flashdrive in to offload some malware removal stuffs

wow, penismans, flaps and flashdrives. My job is sooo sexxy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:37, archived)
# just think of all that inserting you have to do.. :D
I spend my daytimes melting solder, and sometimes building PCs
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:49, archived)
# i wish I could do more soldering.
The other tech are afraid of taking apart laptops and soldering new DC jacks.

Re: The link up ^there; one of the guys I work with likes to blow the dust out of PC cases with canned air. The fucking dust drifts all over the shop. I wish I could kill him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Collect all the dust
cram it into a tube, put one end of the tube in a pressurised can and shove the other in his gob. release the pressure and hey presto! tons of dust shoot into his lungs causing a slow and painful death.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:02, archived)
# *clicks* on 'I like this!'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:15, archived)
# oh god, don't remind me about repairing fucking laptop power sockets :(
I SWEAR they're designed so that they'll break and the owner will have to spend lots of money getting it repaired - or get muggins here to do it for nowt :(

seriously, they should be set into a block of aluminium that's then bolted to the mainboard or laptop case, too many idiots dropping laptops/tripping over the power cable

when I mean idiots, I mean friends :/


soldering has become a double edged sword for me now, I've got to the level that I can solder/unsolder 0.5mm pitch chips but I do so much I'm starting to get sick of it so my own at home projects suffer
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:22, archived)
# I had a most difficult one just last week.
It was a Dell XPS laptop. The jack also had an integrated 2 color LED. I had to desolder 12 points to remove the jack. I cheated by breaking the thing apart and cutting away the plastic with the soldering iron. They use a very low lead solder which is very difficult to remove with a wick.

The customer wanted the old jack. He was surprised when I immediately headed to the back and came back with all 20-something pieces of plastic and metal in a small plastic container. People are weird, but I know what to expect from them; that's why I saved the pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:43, archived)
# that sounds a lot like taking away your cysts/tumours after an operation..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:12, archived)
# Yeah, before there were laws regarding medical waste...
I had a couple of kooky aunts who would bring home anything that was removed from them during their stay at the hospital. Anything from gallstones to cataracts. Just lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:18, archived)
# tell him to buy a mini henry to hover it up
then cunt him in the fuck and fuck his shit right up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:46, archived)
# haha front flap
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:40, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:44, archived)
# My sicklethorn houseplant has grown several centimetres in the last few hours
and it's still not a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:46, archived)
# FILT!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Beaten!
Well... like an egg. :(
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Mandatory 3 pubes?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:52, archived)
# bailif, take him away!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:55, archived)
# It was the one with the ginger hair
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:56, archived)
# He has no balls
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:55, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9932187
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:01, archived)
# flapcock is watching u uplode teh codez
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:53, archived)
# also, what lovely blue eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:57, archived)
#
eyes
balls
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Also
Needs more magenta!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:24, archived)
# Here, this'll save your blushes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:50, archived)
# TOO SOON, MAN, TOO SOON.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:51, archived)
# 2 sewn? aint neber 2 sewn m8 ur trippin u no
k
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:52, archived)
# I really wish that
i had a job working with computers.
I love building them, so would be an interesting job :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:53, archived)
# you'd have to deal with the idiots that use them
or fail to
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:58, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:04, archived)
# It doesn't pay as well as it did a decade ago.
I've always been more of a software/virus/missing files/omigodwhatdoidonowibrokeitfixer/networkystuff/teacher/tech than a hardware guy.

Truly good hardware techs are hard to find. By that I mean someone who can determine beyond doubt whether it is the video card, memory, motherboard or hard drive that is causing the problem.

The boss is a hack. He orders motherboards for laptops without even cracking the case open, then throws the fucking mess on my bench when he discovers that the video card was a separate component after all... *snicker*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:05, archived)
# or the sound card
failing sound cards are usually the culprit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:07, archived)
# The first year or so is great
then you get raped by a stinky fat bloke dressed as a stormtrooper with AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:00, archived)
# O HAI SHOVELCOCK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:20, archived)
# Ceiling Clooney is watching you
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:32, archived)
# sorry for the top-post
Lovely Ceiling Clooney-age :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:33, archived)
# No worries
and I like your front flap :P
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:34, archived)
# CEILING CLOONEY NEVER SLEEPS
 
NOR BLINKS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:08, archived)
# TERRORIST!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:09, archived)
# man, that would tickle from every entry point.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 5:22, archived)
# Funny George Clooney
Now I see why He's the star in Batman.


Coz he's so okay to view upwards or downwards.
(FunnyMan, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, they deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
# hehe
even in the future the industry finds a way of frustrating us
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Everything would have been so much simpler.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Extend his periscope
Then press 1,3 and 5 and rotate his anti-grav controller. You'll be watching in no time
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Not
→ 2 ↓2?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Pervert
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:16, archived)
# I would like to see Leia, dressed as Boushh, threatening Jabba with a Chocolate Orange instead of a thermal detonator please
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:21, archived)
# You're better at this than me
you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:22, archived)
# HDD with PS installed is borked
You do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Ball's in your court
www.gimp.org/

and sorry about the HDD

(Edit: also can't find source pic of Leia threatening Jabba)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Right back at ya
tribs.uuuq.com/Boussh1.bmp
tribs.uuuq.com/Boussh2.bmp

(And I don't like GIMP. Too used to PS now.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, from what you gave me


Click for bigger (30 kb)
Made quickly with The Gimp.

The hardest part was getting Leia into that costume.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Excellent work!
Post a link to it daytime too so it gets more attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 4:21, archived)
# i would like to see this too
and now, to bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)
# 'night.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:30, archived)
# A major pest in the cornfields of north america

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Woo!
and sorry we posted at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:01, archived)
# It's lully
Please obtain a genetics lab and make it real.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:03, archived)
# i would love to see the mating process that resulted in this creature
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:04, archived)
# Pervert.
Furry pervert at that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)
# i just think it'd be funny
watching one try to fuck the other without getting pecked, bitten or scratched to death
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)
# Birds do it, Bees do it
Even shopped monstrosities do it...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:11, archived)
# i can't hear that song
without thinking of the bit at the liquid silver brothel on tank girl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9932118
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:15, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:17, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9932126
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:17, archived)
# I think she knows that already
:~P
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:08, archived)
# oh, i do know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:09, archived)
# I think it went something like this...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)
# what is that filth?

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 6:49, archived)
# Also: if that's an Eagle and a Squirrel
is it a Squiggle?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Got a squeagle...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:04, archived)
# And yet you're still telling me to shop it
www.b3ta.com/board/9932208

PS gaz me, I might have the solution. Tomorrow,
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 3:59, archived)
# Excllent stuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Even the undead need clean teeth


Click for bigger (236 kb)
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Speaking of Vampires
Isnt being human good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:56, archived)
# fuck yes!
can't wait for sunday's episode!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Also, I've got a thing for nina
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
# george is yummy
YES, I KNOW HE'S GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:09, archived)
# it's great.
I have the extra game of trying to recognise the locations and see if i know exactly where they are
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Death is no excuse for poor dental hygiene.
Even if you're English.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:57, archived)
# I always
thought the cracks about British Teeth were a joke. Didnt Monty Python do something with Lemming of the British Dental Association?
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
# James Marsters isn't really English, but HE'LL DO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:30, archived)
# ahhahhhahhh what the hell
Adam Baldwin as Superman?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman:_Doomsday
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:03, archived)
# Does it come in Liver flavour too?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Why not
And spleen too.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
# is that from scars of dracula?
i've got that film. i'm pretty sure it's not dracula, prince of darkness, which is much the better film.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
# if it
Stars Christopher Lee - then yes it is.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:01, archived)
# they both star christopher lee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:02, archived)
# sorry
the image was titled Christopher Lee Dracula, I dont know if that helps
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)
# not really
but i'm pretty sure it's from scars of dracula. he only ever pulled a face like that once in dracula prince of darkness and he hadn't just bitten anyone, so there was no blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
# well
sounds like you got it.
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:14, archived)
# i love hammer horrors :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:16, archived)
# lol :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Mmm, pixelly
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:06, archived)
# Funny Advertising.
I would say that this ad states:

"Great Teeth for Fresh Bite."
(FunnyMan, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:15, archived)
# Am has Jetpack.

: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:30, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:31, archived)
# fuck yes!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Fucking hell tits. this is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:31, archived)
#
what the fucking hell are hell tits?
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Whoooosh!
Go Jetpack Cat!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:32, archived)
# hahaha!
i love the way he keeps looking down as if to check how high he is. also, i want a jetpack!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Whooooosh!
Great stuff as always, tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:35, archived)
# spasekat r go
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:38, archived)
# *giggles like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:39, archived)
# :D
I hope the cat is ok
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:40, archived)
# shitsyes!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:41, archived)
# wow, that's good
He looks a little nervous
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! revolution now 👊, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)
# space pusy
great!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)
# I'll just drop this pearoast here....



*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Never saw that first time aroond. Ha!
Poor Laika!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:51, archived)
# I did post it
quite a while ago I think..
wish i knew how to animate it )=
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:19, archived)
# win
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:55, archived)
# parden what did u sey?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:30, archived)
# love it :DD
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:58, archived)
#
Mildly perturbed rocket kittin iz lookin' mildly perturbed.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:04, archived)
# He also
appears to be losing control of his bladder a little.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
#
Wouldn't you, if someone strapped some jet-packs to you, and posted a animated GIF of you in the internets without your permission? I know I would. I'd do a small wee and probably make a WTF-it's-happening-again face.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:24, archived)
# every kitty should have a jetpack
especially mine as he has a sore foot at the mo but won't let me have a look to see what's wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Poor cat
: (
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:11, archived)
# he's a bit of a grumpy bugger to be honest
he will only rarely even let me pick him up. if he happens to want to jump on my lap so be it, but he's only after food when he does ;p
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Awww
Our kitty is a shoulderkitty. She's quite happy to sit on my shoulder while I wash dishes or walk around. She likes looking out the window.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:19, archived)
# he used to be when he was a kitten
but he's getting old and cantankerous now
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:44, archived)
# Lol
Crazy cats, I'm training mine to tap his paw on my mouth when I ask. And to give me 5 : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:19, archived)
# I've successfully trained my cat to scratch me in the eye while I'm asleep, and throw up on the bed from time to time
 
GOOD KITTY WELL DONE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Will you be my friend forever?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Up Up and Away!
Faster than the speeding rocket:

Look up in the sky,
Its a bird,
Its a plane,
no,
Its The Blazing Kitty!
(FunnyMan, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 8:22, archived)
# yes
this is why I joined B3ta 100 years ago
to view this image.
Now my work here is done. I must rest.

It is finished.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha, amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 22:05, archived)
# It's alright
until the fuel runs out.

Good work, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Hello I'm new
testing testing 123
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Garfff

Just completely random really
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
This is top.
Is it spunking miniature post-boxes?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:08, archived)
# this needs to be real
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# 3 pubes per bollock.
Yes, it is.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:17, archived)
# i mean real
as in out there on the streets of my town
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Hahahahha hello
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Holy balls Microwave is my internet byfrd.
www.b3ta.com/board/9931725
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:22, archived)
# The shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:23, archived)
# th shoz
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:27, archived)
# he wants to fuck you in the shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:24, archived)
# haha
credit where credit's due
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:41, archived)
# LANG BLU BOOTz
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:50, archived)
# BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:20, archived)
# ahhhhhhahh that's the spirit
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Sweet barking cheese that's fucking awesome.
have a buncha clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)
# you have a woman's hand, my lord!
welcome, new person. pull up a 'shop, chair a kitten, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)
# oops sorry. Nearly forgot!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:18, archived)
# arf!
but calm down a bit now, there's no need to post everything at once, is there? save some for later!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:21, archived)
# I've burnt my self out now
must drink more coffee. hello and thanky
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:26, archived)
# drink coffee and recharge your batteries
there's always tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Ace
splendid - shop something for the challenge young one... lets see what you are made of...
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:23, archived)
# awwwwww
 
a b3ta hat trick!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:30, archived)
# You forgot the postcode!
*flames*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Is b3ta not the post code?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:29, archived)
# welcome!
and i really mean that, a lot of regulars have fucked off somewhere :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Hello - fanks
where'd they all go?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:28, archived)
# back to their lives probably
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:31, archived)
# you will go far here sir
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:17, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:22, archived)
# success!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:24, archived)
# he belongs with this guy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:25, archived)
# this is very much like
the insult my mum likes to use on my dad
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:27, archived)
# NUMER 9?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:38, archived)
# mallard loves letter box
 
letter box is indifferent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:32, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:42, archived)
# Oh I do like your drawings
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:01, archived)
# HELLO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)
# Nice :D
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:59, archived)
# no idea
not an compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Hi Pete
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Hi Nick.
I just watched the first two episodes of Rex the Runt. I haven't seen it in years.
We plant your brassicas in May, and cover them in mulch.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Good. Rex the runt rex the runt... something something something what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Tuesday.
I like jam.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Jam
Are you playing MW2 and getting shot a lot?

The screen gets covered in jam
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:12, archived)
# No :(
But I am playing Crysis a lot (finished now) and AvP a lot - the screen also gets covered in jam.
And now: sleep, again. Jeeze. What a fucking routine.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Is avp good?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:17, archived)
# WOT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:04, archived)
# brilliant.
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:24, archived)
# yes. yes they are.
also, i love dragons and i'm currently eating soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:28, archived)
# I read your Christmas story the other day
I didn't see it when it was first posted, or I'd have voted for it.
(I don't know why Rob hasn't compiled a book of QotW best replies, I'd probably buy it and save myself having to trawl the site for hours)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:44, archived)
# that's a good idea, actually
and i like that story, it reminds me that i'm not always a cynical shitbag :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:46, archived)
# It would certainly be listed in bookshops under "Fiction"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:50, archived)
# oi!
mine are all true! i wish some of them weren't, but they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:51, archived)
# You're the exception
in every way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:55, archived)
# aaaww, you!
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] <Braces self for the spang>
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:19, archived)
# "Be my Number One"
Awww sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:20, archived)
# you are already my Number Two
LOLOL!!!!!!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Maybe he's trying to bribe his way into her bed
That's his "Enter" Prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:27, archived)
# he'll make it so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:29, archived)
# There once was a man called Picard
Whom the ladies held in high regard
He said "Make it so,
and we'll boldly go
to the fencing arena. En Garde!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:49, archived)
# there was a man named riker
a pretty officer, he tried to spike her
she noticed the pill
and shouted "fuck of Will"
so he demoted her just to spite her
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:16, archived)
# this seems believable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:20, archived)
# The officer known as LaForge
was notoriously always engorged,
His social skills missing
he spent his time kissing
Hologram ladies (size lorge).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)
# The Borg known simply as Seven
was torn from Collective Heaven
to live her own life
full of trouble and strife
with cyber-boobs rated eleven.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:01, archived)
# "resistance is futile"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Car face


1st post Ta Da!

Car designers set great store by the “face” of the vehicle. What could have been their intention for this one? Scaring everyone else off the road?
(davgluv, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:55, archived)
# I've seen BMWs that look like Amy Winehouse.
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I think UK traffic lights on red look like thin faced man scowling at ya
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:03, archived)
# I thought the exact same thing
only about the rear end of a ford focus.
Not convinced it was this (311kb) model, but you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:01, archived)
# My sicklethorn houseplant is having a weird growth spurt
And that's not a euphemism either.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:05, archived)
# now morph them
NAO!!

ok, I will, but I wont be home from work for abt an hour or so... :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:08, archived)
# beat you to it :-D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! revolution now 👊, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Tip-Top!
WOO

Thanks for ruining my evening activity, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Sorry!
Have a picture of a bee:
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! revolution now 👊, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:25, archived)
# :D
wait. the bee is not smiling :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Will this do?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! revolution now 👊, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:09, archived)
# put wheels on that head!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:12, archived)
#


See almost identical when it's a bit wider.

Though it looks like a very mean Henry vacuum cleaner now.
(davgluv, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:36, archived)
# i would totally drive round in that thing
if i could drive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:00, archived)
# I wouldn't trust the driver of that taxi...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:49, archived)
# I would totally buy one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Brother Numsi!¬)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:04, archived)
# whoah! for a minute there, your user id was ':!' or something like that
....wierd
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:27, archived)
# i wanted this
i!¬)

but it wouldn't do it
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:28, archived)
# TIMEQUAKE
Imminent
spotify:track:12DFyA9Qq2CCWIaU6GPFbp
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:30, archived)
# then
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%21%C2%AC%29&btnG=Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:32, archived)
# hell, we ain't even Betty Boop!
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:00, archived)
# wrong episode
that was quarantine, my utter favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:07, archived)
# ahhhhhh yes
 
clearly it has been far too long since I watched any Red Dwarf.
Tapes are probably shagged though, better buy some DVDs
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:09, archived)
# i have them all
still haven't got the red dwarf t-shirt my sister promised me 3 years ago, though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:11, archived)
# "By the way, don't even think of baking the tapes in your own oven."
www.ehow.com/how_5767738_clean-oxidized-vhs-tapes.html

tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:11, archived)
# pff!
i think i'll just replace them with dvds. i've only got about 150 tapes anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Mould seems most likely in my case
that's what I get for leaving cardboard boxes of tapes under my bed in dank dingy flats
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:31, archived)
# i have several large ikea shelving units
one full of tapes, one full of books and one full of dvds. i take my films seriously ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:32, archived)
# lovety colours
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:03, archived)
# damn it all, i want to go to blue alert!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Purple alert! Purple alert!
Well, it's sort of like, not as bad as a red alert, but a bit worse than a blue alert. Kind of like a mauve alert, don't want to say 'mauve alert.'
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha:DD
(herman:D, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:42, archived)
# LOL-Emergency evacuation!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha
I was force fed this shite for years in the eighties
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# what, other people farts?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
# You have my sympathies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Naughty enough??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)

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