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# lookit!


Click for bigger (83 kb)

cheap, quick, dirty, thought i'd share.
(Mynd, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# exactly!
my awesome is truly limitless.
(Mynd, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)
# :)
I get it now. Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# i'm guessing it's something to do with the swirl faced paedo...
but i still don't fully get it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
#
that's the true beauty of the whole thing.
when you see it you'll understand.
you'll understand... and a small part of you will always long for the simpler, more innocent, time in your life when you didn't.
(Mynd, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)
#
i wish i had a sock puppet to come along and say something witty right here.
(Mynd, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)
# urban silliness says that if you google for google you destroy the internets/universe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# oh...
i'm really not in touch with these internet meme type things
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:23, archived)
#
that's kind of funny, because i've always looked at b3ta as a "proto-4chan" in a lot of ways.
there's more of a focus on personal creativity here, and it isn't anonymous, but other than that it's close. at least in structure, if not community.
(Mynd, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)
# *deep breaths*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# you're not doing yourself any favours
with outbursts like that, young man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
#
she only loves you for your money.
(Mynd, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# i hope that the only "she" that loves me
is my mum.
also, what money?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# that site is just toap and pictures of sluts
b3ta rocks
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# it was also on the poplular comedy the IT crowd
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha
the internet in a box :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# It's alright, I keep a backup of the internet on my memory stick.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:26, archived)
# your right clever, you are
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# I went for training on the Google Search Appliance recently.
The guy doing the training was demonstrating how it works:
"OK, lets say we do a search for 'Google'..."

I had to stop myself from interrupting him to warn against it.
It turns out nothing happened, although that's probably because it was only a GSA, and not Google-proper.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Hahaha
You should have run out screaming :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# I was tempted.
I think it would have been what's known as a 'career limiting decision'.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Scribbnels


BIGGER!!
More doodles
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# why yes, yes indeed.
OWL! OWL OWL OWL OWL OWL OWL OWL OWL OWL!!!11!!!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# You're an owl exterminator, eh?
Well exterminate this owl!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# nice but
BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Fixed!
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)
# can i have some of your drugs, mr. butters?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Love to mate. Love to.
But this is all mine and I want it all. ...so gotta be a no.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# NICE OWEL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Just cos...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Just noticed the animation too! Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I couldn't decide whether to do teh old 'same outfit at the big event' type clash,
or actually have them opposing colours of a team type clash, in the end I went for the one that took less work.

Besides, that furrowed pout, it just goes so well, and unshopped BTW, presumably the model thought he was 'hanging tough' but he just looks camply annoyed!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Charlton Heston with his vest on...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9957926
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Shoot...
...thought so :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Whoopee ok-ya, motherfucker?
Now I have a croissant. Ho, ho, ho.
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# ...sitting on a beach, earning 20%
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# I read about it in FORBES
(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Ah, the croissant, wine and fag three way.
I'm trying that when I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:46, archived)
# That drink still looks too orange to be wine for me.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# it's too orangey for crows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# I used to love that advert
and never once considered it racist. Crow-ist yes but not racist.
/pointless and off-topic rant
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# i loved it, too
as it usually meant i was at the cinema :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I'm getting old and I don't like it.
I was talking to someone yesterday about going to the cinema as a teenager and it occurred to me that they had absolutely no idea what I was talking about. Sitting in the balcony? Talking through the first movie? The whole cinema laughing as one at the Tom & Jerry (or whatever was on that week) cartoon before the main film started? *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# *sigh*
i remember sitting up on the balcony on a saturday afternoon, flicking popcorn at the "good" kids downstairs, drinking kia ora and watching Chico the Rain-Maker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# and smoking....
(twattybanjo, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)
# oh hell, yes
and stubbing them out in those little metal ashtrays on the backs of the chairs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:26, archived)
# It might be advocaat and Cointreau, then.
Whatever that is. I might've just invented it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Hmmm....
I don't know whether that sounds nommy or not...
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Unless he's gonna spit out the Benson & Hedges
He's run out of hands.... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# he's going to stick it in his ear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# pfft
I'm guessing it drops, lands in his lap, forcing him to spill his wine
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# ...or orange juice.
Whichever it is.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Hahaha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# He's a tryer.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Change at Doncaster for Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# i probably shouldn't laugh
but i will anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha! I wonder if dropping his chair in the pool would have a similar effect as an electric heater
*fizzles*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)
# perfect time to plug my vid :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YIN0OGjKAg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha!
Round 2 was even harder

(UTB, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:50, archived)
# BRING ON THE WALL
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:51, archived)
# mildly unsafe for work
but then i work from home.

think of the kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:55, archived)
# You may have to sack yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:56, archived)
# i'll wait until after the missus has gone to bed before i do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# ha ha
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Mansion Cat Pauper
New from Danny Boyle. Repeated 17 times on Channel Four, to show off the fact they've got the rights:

(jesseventura, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Is that Oldway Mansion?
The only thing in Paignton that hasn't been completely fucked.
(philxbx did you know?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Not sure
I'm disappointed Paignton is fucked, in my head it's a perpetually sunny place full of cream teas and cheer.

And probably a smack problem.
(jesseventura, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Unfortunately it is over-run with scum.
Much like a Zombie film, except that the brain dead steal your shoes before killing you, then urinate on your bleeding face.
(philxbx did you know?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Great. Guess where I'm visiting in a week or so?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# You have my sympathy.
Avoid eye contact and words exceeding 5 letters, and you should be ok.
(philxbx did you know?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# if only there was a way of "changing" the "channel" so you wouldn't have to be mind-fucked by these programmes
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Hmm
IT wasn't a complaint that I was 'forced' to watch it, merely a comment on their eagerness
(jesseventura, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# I merely mention it because you bothered to make an image to demonstrate how you felt.
just sayin' like
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Well...
it wasn't am image to illustrate that point, just to merely show the opposite of Slumdog. The comment was incidental.

I think we may be venturing down a internets cul-de-sac here a little though
(jesseventura, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)
# glee
I'm just happy because I got it before I saw your title.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Poor kittum!
Is there a donation hotline to help this kittum pay his gas bill?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# give a kitten £5 for gas
and he'll be warm for a few days.
set the kitten on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
# have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Street Fighting, old school style
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# my retinas are too small for this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Well, at least there's no white surround this time...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Lacist
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Hey.
HEY!

What bit of the FAQ did you have trouble with, dickhead?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Do you have this at 1024x768?
You're 20 and 100 pixels out respectively and I need a new desktop. I don't want to resize up, as it'll pixellate.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Give yourself about 3-4 years newbie :)
this image will then be accepted, and nobody will say anything
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# are you saying that people here are sycophantic twats?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# you might say that, I couldn't possibly comment
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)
# You wanna be in my clique, my clique, clique,
You wanna be in my clique, oh-yeaahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:58, archived)
# points to sig......................v
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:00, archived)
# timmeh
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)
# hey there... I'm new and have unlimited downloads
but feel the need to spack out at you for this "large" image.

it's mainly because I have a small penis, and if my quota is affected by this site, then I should really take a long hard look at myself
(likeajackhammer, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# try pulling your eyelids down

and then blowing your nose
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:52, archived)
# ^ finally some sense ^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:53, archived)
# I couldn't give a fuck about bandwidth. In fact, I'm at work so would encourage it if it costs these cunts more money.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I got told off for having borders, hope this makes up for it!
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Gary Glitter is a paedo?!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)
# lol
unconventional paedo
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# sorry, but anything Glitter related is not funny at all
/internet opinion blog
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# ^This man speaks the truth
See HERE for proof
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# I've watched most of that
It was a dare with my brother. I don't even remember most of that film, it was so uninteresting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Shit me, I forgot about that.
Released September 11th 2001. The largest atrocity of that day, without doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# arf!
I was thinking about that as I typed it

Noon Squire!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:35, archived)
# 'noon fella!
hope you're well
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Too brown.
And I don't like the font.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Tribs!
Goth cops?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Righty-ho
I've reinstalled PS now that my replacement-replacement-HDD is up and running.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# why does nobody like gary glitter anymore?
I remember when he was brill.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# yeah, ^this
He gave me all those sweets, and everything
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# he has surprisingly soft hands too.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)
#
You wanna know why I hate him? He never showed me them damned puppies, just touched my bum and ran
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:22, archived)
# I want to see this happen

(and this isn't inspired by Sticky Label's post below, just one of those mind-urination things I guess. And for some reason, b3ta keeps messing up whenever I try to post or quickreply. Anyone else got that problem or is it my comp?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Yes I have been having this for some time.
I thought it was just my machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Like quickreply goes to full screen?
And if you go back and "post this message" again it works ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# No - quick reply goes to a blank, new thread box.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
# That's pretty much it
Latest Firefox?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)
# IE 7
So - really dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Lizzle long and prizzle motherfizzle

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# GOOD GOD THIS IS GLORIOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)
# How the giddy fuck did you manage to get that into 378kb???
Brilliant. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)
# with greatest difficulty and sadness
there aren't quite enough repetitions of "Shatner" as I had to remove frames to get it under 400.

I keep intending to do a video version, but I keep putting it off.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# I still love this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)
# *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Yay :)
Liking this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Poppy The Platypus was abducted by an army of toast soldiers on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# working fine for me
also, i can see right up his nostril
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# “If you gaze long into a Snoop-nostril, the Snoop-nostril will gaze back into you.”
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)
# i don't want it to gaze back at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] well here's my tuppence worth.......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# if the press is to be believed
most americans couldn't find america, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# haha, so true
sigh
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Casual anti-Americanism FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:59, archived)
# to be fair
they wouldn't annoy me so much if they'd just accept that certain words should have a u in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# That's my favorite comment of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Their version of aluminium is more accurate to the original than ours.
Also use of the word "fall" for autumn is far older and more "English" than, well, "autumn".

I expect the ancient Romans, Germans, French, Angles and Saxons are all turning in their graves every time they hear some chav say "innit" or a business person use the term "idea shower", or, indeed, any one of us talk or express theirselves, because of our bastardization of the language.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# yes, but they're all dead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# They're certainly not fooling anyone, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
#
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
# hahahah, well, at least she has her looks....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# It's SO painful to watch,
you can literally feel the nerves and confusion rattling around frantically in her brain, looking for a coherent answer.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
# also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzYjZnSJVUc
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)
# damn you, computer!
i can't see it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# it's Miss Teen America 2007 fail
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# ah, right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahaha Youtube comments FTW:
"I remember once when some guy from the car rental company came to pick up our jeep that had a problem in the middle of Arizona during my trip to the west coast.

He asked: where are you guys from ? I answered ''Belgium'' and he replied:

ah yea... where the hell is that ?
Sadly this reflects the average americans general knowledge "

Hahaahahahaha I met a stupid American once so all Americans are stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
# DEY STOOPID!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
# hahah
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# He crashed his bike?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# some old dear in a mini metro pulled out in front of him
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha...
Does this count?

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# yippie kai yay
mother fucker
:D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# *clicks*
(davidcompression, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 17:36, archived)
# arf!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# *monocles*
Zappabanana :D
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# zappana!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# hahahahaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# that face is quite frightening
in a rapey kind of way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Looks like the inquisitor
from 'The Brothers Grimm', on telly last night.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# bugger
i knew i'd missed something!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(twattybanjo, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# always the happy banana
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# *clickety*
Woo, Zappanana!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I say YAY for musical 'nanas!

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)
# woo....nun better!!!!
:D
(boat, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha
this is glorious indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Movin' to Montana banana !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:06, archived)
# yes!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
#
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# BUM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# lol new orleans
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# CLEFT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# she's going to have stinky hands
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# now do the Black Albumen
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# botty...mmmmmmmmmmm
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Well I like it
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Erm...
Is that Rodney from Only Fools and Horses?
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 19:30, archived)
# *sigh*
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] umm.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# H'mmm. It squidges about more than I'd like when I type but other than that I'm quite pleased.
(twattybanjo, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# At least you can wipe it down when you've finished
/clix
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# i like your frogspawn typewriter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# They have these on Groxyl.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Complete with lime.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# ?
EDIT: AHHH, it's pond weed, another minor drawback.
(twattybanjo, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# yes!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] hullo
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Yay!
Where the blummin goldarn flip have you been, Mr?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# very much this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# yes
haven't been on here much, due to a serious lack of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# yeah, all your stuff so far has been total rubbish

/lies blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# ta, but I'm not saying that
just saying I haven't been making much of it lately..

how's b3ta? Have I missed much?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# naw not much
some trolls, some new folk, some old folk, and a massive pink Gandalf-shaped blancmange

so just the usual
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# did I miss any good bandwagons?
I was tempted to -try and- relaunch a Brian Peppers bandwagon a while ago
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# you missed Get Your Tits Out Day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Boo.
Well have some hummus on me, and get back right away.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# sir
yes sir
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Glad to see that your hummus deficiency is now under effective management!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# don't be fooled
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I might have been a completely fawning fanboy last week...
www.b3ta.com/links/443147
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# you'll fit in well here then ;)
hope you're keeping well fella - good to see you here
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# good to be back
-ish

:)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# It's good to see that you didn't alter the actor's names

hullo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# "I would flip this coin, but I've got arthritis in my thumbs, so I guess you can live...."
howdies C'
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# *hefts compressed gas cylinder*
*takes deep breath of oxygen-enriched air*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha
and a good day to you too squire
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# that's just cruel
it's all fields, so they can't even say "i remember when all this were fields".
you know how much old men love saying that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I actually caught myself saying just that recently
and realised that, jebus cunting christ, I'm not that old yet
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha!
i know the feeling! i was in my mum's the other day and my nephew was going out. at exactly the same time, me and mum both said "put your jacket on, it's chilly out"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] They call him "The Day Snacker"
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# haha, nice one! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# hahahahahah Brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# tine, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Don't call tine on me....
:(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# please, no pub-related puns!
/hungover
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# At 1538!!
That's some doing :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# i was very drunk
i dread to think what the people in the shop think of me, the state i went over there in this morning! still, the can of lilt was worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I bet it as very Shaun of the Dead.
"Norman I've left the money on the counter, I owe you 15p"
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)
# no, they were laughing at me
because i was wearing 2 left shoes. i didn't even get a cornetto :(
EDIT: it's Nelson, not Norman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)
# It's probably not 15p either :)
I should've done my research ;)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] The REALLY FINAL Frontier
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# .......they were the most..........human.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# *bagpipes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# They're all dead, dear
Zombies I believe

Jack Palance did a show on them once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha
This really made me chuckle... thank you
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone got a glass of water?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# not to worry, there's plently more where he came from : )
directed by David Bowies son.
Also did you see who adapted the screenplay for Kick-Ass......Jane goldman!! FTW
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# zowie bowie?
was that his given name?

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Not in the credits lol
I wonder if Moonunit Zappa is still going by that name?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# she does
but Unit is her middle name. So she's just Moon to you and me
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# yes
and for some unfathomable reason he changed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# nope
his first name is Duncan, Zowie is his middle name - I went to school with him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Yeh but what about the Jones bit???
just fucking with you ; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# haha
yeah

he's got a second middle name - Heyward (or Haywood - dunno how he spells it)

but at school he was just called Joe
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# jolly nice shop
based on a jolly good film.

how jolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)

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