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# I'm feeling all Merrick!
(Charming_Scoundrel, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# ha! beat you :)
also - compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# owned
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# I think not.
In my mind, I have already won.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# I reckon an elephant would make a great Scarface
So much easier to snort coke with a trunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Maybe,
but they might just end up spraying it all over their back or something
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] TJ!

...a thousand times, sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Guess the animal?
So, from left to right...
Cougar, Retarded Horse, old Dog, Ginger moggie - ICMFP!! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Ahhh
it took me a second, but then I rejoiced. Loudly.
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)
# I must be a thicko
I don't get it...
(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:56, archived)
# I just want to confirm now that I saw this on the challenge page and it is the only one i have clicked thus far
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Or as someone (whose name I forget) called it:
Three whores & their grandmother.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# That was Brian from Family Guy
and I think it was "a show about three hookers and their mum"
(Immy The Great gave himself to Jesus, but now Jesus never calls, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] In before all the inevitable peas
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# such as this...

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# haha
vaguely related pea. Got me shouted at last time.

Click for bigger (168 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# this is the pic that prodigy69 put me on ignore for - lol
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# god damn kinky elephants
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# pfft
docking?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# popular demand etc
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorree...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# So you bloody well should be!
What kind of fool would make that pic! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Oh, snap!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Yours is a million times better.
I think mine was a 2 minute job in a wagon thread originally.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Oh, you're too kind.
Mine is fairly q&d.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, TV too?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# oh cameron....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Is Cameron the one who used to be Billy in Neighbours?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Are you my mum?
"ooh, what was he in?"
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Well no, obviously not.
I am in fact the complete opposite of your mum. Firstly, I am male. Secondly, I always remember what people have been in, just not what they're currently in :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] No Mr Bond, I expect you to lick your own bollocks.
(nraphael, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)
# there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Arf.
Or, perhaps, meow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't tell me to sit, you discredited bitch!

It says TV, too
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# haha
fuck yeah!
edit: also, this is reminding me of the come on my selector video, obviously:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG9huvxPgyQ
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
#
Si-tuh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Pfft!
*goes all John Hinckley Jr.*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
[challenge entry] this is the kind of joke people on the interent like right here:
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# he did it with his sister, and some dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# bark vader.
get it?????
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# DOG STAR WARS: THIS TIME IT'S SIRIUS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:06, archived)
# luke skywalkies
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# jabba the hound
hound solo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# DOG PUNS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Made me laugh
Far more than all those honed puns and seamless photoshoppery. Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
# YES ICKLE BICKLE I AM TALKING TO YOU STOP CRAPPING IN MY GOD DAMN SHOES OR SO HELP ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# : - )
sorry lol
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# BE A GOOD CAT OR I WILL MAKE YOU DO SEX WITH JODIE FOSTER FOR MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:10, archived)
# What kind of sum are we talking about here?
We may be able to do business.

And then negotiate about money.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I reckon the majority of my pictures are posted at 5 to 12 so why break the habit of a lifetime
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# is a bear catholic
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# No but the Pope can't be trusted in woodland
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# KoolNazis™
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Now I just have to wipe my search history
"Bears and Choirboys" has more than one meaning I see
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Heh heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and filthy
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww
 
woo, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I loved that film. Beverley Hills Chihuahua that is....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] nicely.
*slots in*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] YOUR MOTHER CHEWS SOCKS IN HELL
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Nicely done.
Me laughing long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Ahahahaha
wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 2:54, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Also: there were star trek movies... right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# I love you Mu :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)
# I love him more!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Probably.
I don't really love him at all! LOLS :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# D:>
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Hey Mu,
your bowler hat is upside down and your smile appears to be a V. What's wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Read it from right to left.
Numbnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# I was only joking Mu.
Now you're just being really mean :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:58, archived)
# How is implying that you're sat on an iceburg mean?
It means you're a muthafudding POLAR BEAR! RAWR!
Or a penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Haemorrhoids.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Polar bears have special, reinforced anuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Lovin' dis.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Your skills at drawing animals put even
the great George Stubbs to shame :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# I ain't goin' to no vet's, fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha! Face is brilliant!
Mind if I chuck this in here?


(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# HELL
no.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this better? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# I have a problem.
Maybe they can help.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] COME GET SOME
 


I forget why I even made this one*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ..and I love you, Sailor!
 


* same here
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Ave it :)
(JoePesky, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] quack quack woo!
Mind if I pea here?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# haha
:)
(JoePesky, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] This simply won't cut it with the younger sort
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Jamie you are WELL old
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Vezza,
you are WELL indiscreet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Is that not a comic?
Forgive me, I forgot the X-Men cartoon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
# If my photoshop skills are that good then woo
kewl :)
(JoePesky, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:42, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: REMAKING FILMS WITH ANIMALS


This week's challenge is classic b3ta: fire up Photoshop, and remake Films and TV programmes, but with animals instead of humans.

Challenge suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Yay movie posters!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Yay! movie posters.......again!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Movie posters... again? We haven't had any movie related compos before have we?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Just remembered this as well
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)
# This wins.
Compo over.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
# BOTH
*drools in the corner*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Ace!
In fact, double ace! This came up on F5 just as Genius of Love by Tom Tom Club came on my stereo! Win Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# nice work on the levels :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)
# YES! Oh very yes!
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] What the heck? A popular compo? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9987957
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Needs more Star Wars fonts
maybe with black bars to censor the crabs' naughty bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] If only Streets of San Francisco was a film :(

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Sorry only entries that have been photoshopped allowed
Nothing happening here, move along please.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Anything with a proboscis monkey gets autoclicked
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Karl Malden IS Proboscis Monkey..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha how silly! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Anything to do with films wins
(JoePesky, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Wow
First challenge suggestion I vote for wins? Hey, I must be Jesus!~
*repost:
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# It's Friday in 25 hours
now where did I put those nails...?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Yay!
Thick planks, eh? I sense a gazebo in the making.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# yes......a gazebo....... now if you could just carry this cross...err I mean cross-brace....
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Ha ha
Crikey!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I didn't even notice the polar bear at first :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Clicks
Awesome
(Eeeza bit Tidy A blink, a pause, a blush and then I knew., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Bah!
My crap "Beef Encounter" pic seems to be lost in the mists of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Fun challenge
heres' a repost for starters:

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# well, animal challenges are usually some fun.
 
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Another film comp?!
Oh wait - you're just 38 minutes early.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Not too late for the compo am I?


EDIT: you are in the matrix sheeple!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# hahaha
B3ta TV!
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
#
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2471591279941891148#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# cheers
now thats just fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# haha
No offence, but I wish you were too late.
It's about time for the new one.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)
# ;(


any idea how long I've been working on this one...?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# You misunderstand, I'm very glad you made it in time.
I'm just anxious to find out what the next compo I'll be failing hard at will be.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Err...
It's already up on the FP which is why I was glad this one hadn't closed *phew*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Ah, there you go now look^^
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Aha.
I thought it came here first.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:25, archived)
# I have enjoyed this one
(JoePesky, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)
# I've enjoyed it too.
But ran out of ideas within about 5 seconds, as usual.
I have this dream where a compo will come up and I'll have a good idea for it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# clearly you are some kind of prophet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)
# a shitty kind of prophet
Sitting here waiting for a new compo when it was on the front page all the time.
Bit like derren brown.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)
# hahha
class
(JoePesky, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Nice work
good election of memes there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Ergo
Vis-a-vis
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Silly old sod isn't even watching the telly.
And there's so much on!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Hahaha
The Matrix just got b3ta'd
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Tuned in and turned on . . . not dropping out !
Good Shows !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# :DD
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(herman:D, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Come on now Herman
surely he's being moved by the force...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Zombie Jesus gets a big surprise for Easter


Please be gentle (use some KY jelly at least) - this is my first ever image.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Good job!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Nicely done!
Welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
i like it
welcome to b3ta hang on you've been her forages! lol
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Good newbie. Sit. Stay.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta
Kitten you'll never shop, leave a chair, pull up.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Awww, shucks. Thanks guys.
I have been here awhile but been a champion lurker all that time. Call it Photoshop-fright.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)
#
*rapes*
(JoePesky, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
#
*piles on*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Just in time for Feaster !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)
# poor domo didn't realise how offensive his walk was
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Heilarious :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:48, archived)
# You got that Reich.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Don't carry on like that
It mein kampf on.
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Argh there's a lack of good nazi-puns
I just can't keep on Goering ...
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)
# they started it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# You can tell by the way he use his walk,
He's a woman's man, no time to talk
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# *boogies*
Always makes me think of that scene in Airplane.
*evening all!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
# I thougth he was just
doing the teapot dance! Are you saying that gays are offensive now? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Ah, Domo has learnt
the correct way to hail a London cab.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# He's gonna step on a goose . . . footgoose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] quick one before i forget
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# yeahs
welcomes - not seen you for ages
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# hahah awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG
The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG The SkUG
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Yesssssss!
More poetry, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:35, archived)
# *joins in*
The SkUG The SkUG The
Oh, I forgot the words
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Tip Top :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Enjoy the game did we?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:35, archived)
# I hate virgin media. Latency keeps rocketing >:@
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:38, archived)
# You on them?
welcome to my world, it's horrible.
Can't wait til I move
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:39, archived)
# I got three kills, then the lag made me fall from my perch and killed me.
So then I jittered to a hiding place and waited until the game ended.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# I'm not sure how they're doing it. They're messing up the ping and upload speeds, but keeping downloads at around 8/9mbps.
Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# our 50meg connection is awful
But meh... hopefully I won't be here too much longer.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# it's fucking gay when you shoot, die, respawn
then continue shooting and kill a teammate who spawns in front of you
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# No
Barcelona were a class above us

Luck got us two back, but I am resigned to loosing the return leg; unless a night of utter magnificence
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# is this some kind of code?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)
# soccerball or something
22 borderline rapists shepherding a bit of leather into an outdoor cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Yeah,
all footballers are borderline rapists!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Well, to be fair...
Some of them are actual rapists.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# foozball?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
# I don't think so...
I think it's more along the lines of paying money to watch a load of men running around in shorts, getting all sweaty, and hugging each other when they're particularly happy with the way one of them kicks the ball.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:05, archived)
# oh right
...i never did understand the concept of foozball
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Well, if you don't like it, you're probably gay.
also: where's the new compo? My F5 button's getting warm.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# gay because i don't like watching men in shorts get all hot n sweaty chasing a pigs ballsack around a frield?
...then showering together afterwards...
and i'm supposed to be gay because i don't believe in foozball, its all an illuiosn u know
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# They were outstanding,
but clichy had a fantastic game, and you could tell maxwell was getting tired towards the end.
They had a shit load more desire it seemed as well. Is the 2nd leg on ITV or is it Utd vs bayern next week?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# It'll be Man U v Bayern.
Best European game for ages tonight. Ended up almost like an FA Cup tie.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# This...on a t-shirt!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Fear The SkUG !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Raaar!
A bit of editing and you'd have a goatse in the middle there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# have you ever stared into the real teh fear?
its got a belly button like that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)
# paranoid? Moi?
saw this on the road near me.

Ten security cameras around the window, none on the front door.

If he was pissed off with me taking this photo, I can imagine he'd be delighted to know the geotag is in the metadata...

(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
#
What's he building in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# devices
*secret* devices
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I heard he was up on the roof last night
signaling with a flash light.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
#
He has no dog
And he has no friends and
His lawn is dying... and
What about all those packages
he sends? What's he building in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Time machine
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
#
what the hell is he building in there?
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Doomsday machines?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I know why
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# thats your reflection...
ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
# somesort of zombie virus
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
# I've just looked this up and it creeps me out slightly.
Reminds me of Buck 65.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:39, archived)
# it's supposed to creap you out
damn fine music man, that Mr. Waits.

Even more disturbing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBkyaJqQ-50
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# This is fucking superb.
It's your duty to put this on the links board right now, just as people are starting to wobble out of the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# or this, if they're really legless
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KOj7YKYvX0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# done
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:22, archived)
# maybe they all go there because he feeds them
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
#
hahha
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# You feed security cameras secrets, I'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
# It's a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I'm guessing he's Austrian.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# I don't know if I should be offended
or take that as a compliment.

*changes lock on cellar door*
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Gah!
You and your horrible Fritzlthoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Those cameras have to be worth a few bob.
Tie a scarf around your head and go steal them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Why does he have to have a stranglewank before he goes on the rob?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Gotta look smart for the cameras
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9987557
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Stop pow + FMJ on normal
Silencer + cold blooded Hardcore.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Thought so.
I haven't unlocked FMJ yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# use nowt on it then
Acog is shit and thermal is for gays.

Silencer reduces damage for some reason which is really annoying
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Suppressors reduce projectile speed,
so range and penetration are affected. Less penetration usually equals less damage. This is why high-power rifles (e.g. for distanced targets and sniping) usually have no supressor.

/reads too many Army & WikiLeaks documents... :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:51, archived)
# But on the stats thing for the game it only says range is decreased :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Doesn't everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
# It helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# did you detect any shitrags
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Gronkpan is strangely reticent on the issue.
Perhaps it all just petered out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# i can't help thinking this person will turn around and have a huge ballsack at the back...
tucked between his legs...
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# saucy
there's always hope...
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Goodbye, horses!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9ahR9hUQMk
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# got no sound but thats disturbing enough wihtout it...
and i only watched the first 2 seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:41, archived)
# shirley
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Good lookin' out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# haha
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# You stop that right now!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Come'n get me !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Riverghost's house?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
# I think someone died up there
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Hehe
:)
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] chump manballs?
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] heheh, also this:
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:57, archived)
# OH, BALLS!
dailyreferendum.blogspot.com/2008/09/ed-balls-in-nazi-uniform-why-has-this.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# He looks like a she in that one . . or my thingy is a kipper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:04, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhahh
www.b3ta.com/board/7259596
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# BALLS . . . cried The Queen !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# what is it with british toffs and nazi uniforms?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# FASCISM.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Oh crikey
that site is hideous...
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# ah fuck
I just looked at it again. Sometimes I hate the internet. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:11, archived)
# I am not endorsing it in the slightest, after all that one piece is citing the Daily Mail as the only paper with the courage to run the story
 
hum
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Haha
compo it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:03, archived)
# ha ha ha
this pleases me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Who wants to see a fat man fall off a skate board?
4gifs.com/gallery/d/150770-1/Fat_dad_skateboards.gif 2meg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:04, archived)
# What a stunt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# it impressed me!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# RAD !
more fun to watch than a half pipe !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Can anyone tell me what film this is from?
4gifs.com/gallery/d/150581-1/Liquid_nitrogen.gif guy gets frozen and falls over and breaks, he looks mildy inconvienced by the whole affair - about 4 billion meg... took ages to load
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Apparently, it is Christian Slater in a film called 'Mindhunters'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# does he find any?
i bet he does, wait he appears to die
maybe he doesnt?
...maybe i'll just have to watch it, then again i'll probably forget :D

Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
# CHEVRON!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# "She had huge tits!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:02, archived)
# The one that got away !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# I trust him more
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# And now on B.B.C. .......
.. Turtle Talk News Job.

: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Hahaha
And 18 stones to knock it in with.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:49, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Thou shell hump !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(JoePesky, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:50, archived)
# That's not a cat!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Arf!
Not sure that's so good for your G.I. count.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# two headed 6 legged double decker erm tortoise
lol sex
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:52, archived)
# its like he's jumping over but cant quite make it
come on boy you can do it...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:52, archived)
# HHAHAHA
fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha, crush him!
I'm shocked, I just did this test voteforpolicies.org.uk/ and got 60% Green and 40% Labour, I was lib dem the last time I did one.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:56, archived)
# unless theeres an option for "non of the above..." i aint gonna bother
they too busy arguing with each other and buying duck ponds to run the country
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha
how dare politicians argue with one another?
The very thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# yeah!
That'll show 'em!
Democracy is sooo over-rated, why can't we just have a king or something?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# i declare myself King
King SkUGalumpakus of Engerlaaand
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# Just like that?
Are you not going to pull something out of something else that it looked like it was permanently stuck in?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# We definitely need an EXCALIBUR ! moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)
# and a moist bint
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# And, as llort points out, a moist bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# *sigh*
alas i am bintless :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Then I'm afraid your application to be King of the Ingles has been rejected.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# dammit
what if she comes back... i doubt she will but i can dream
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
#
something about your mum....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:40, archived)
# she said hi
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:43, archived)
# i just pulled my hanky outta my pocket...
i mean it was stuck in pretty well n all crusty
will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# ignore the people and the arguing that the papers care about
read through and base your voting on the actual policies

that'll fuck 'em
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# The whole damn thing'll collapse.
Not like you to be so irresponsible.

Consideration of policy? Dear oh dear, it'll never do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# that'll envolve learning how to read...
sounds far too dangerous for my liking...
papers are manipuitliative too, damn those journalists!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# 80% green.
but 20% UKIP - I didn't know I was only 1/5th idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Give it time.
Get a mortgage and a kid or two, you'll become an idiot pretty rapidly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
# ahem
mortgage - check
kid - check
or two - not check
So maybe I'm not doing too badly...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# 3 outta 4 aint bad...
or is it 2 outta 3 i lost count
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)
# A/S/L?
Postcode? Details of when the house'll be empty?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# I took this test
and I'm 'Stewie,' apparently. :)
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# 75% Green
25% Labour
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# I hope that's safe-sex
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# She never had a leg to stand on
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# More of these, please.
Harvey Keitel there is a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:03, archived)
# Wood . . . or was it plastic . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Domo Goatse family holiday...
(augustus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# no ring on the finger
fake !
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:30, archived)
# What a little bastard...
(augustus, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# put a ring on it?
see my posting below :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# huh?...
...I can only see the top half on your pic...(???)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# apologios
finger up JA's bum
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
# (censored?)...oh well...it's a good place to be.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:45, archived)
# now I'm confused
it's just there below

but don't worry - it's not that funny
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I see it cut off, just below her hair line...
...(no, not that hair line)... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# bouncey looks like she seen a ghost flop out a 12 inch ectoplasmic cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
# My A3 binder kindly instructs


(Not 'shopped.)
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# M'eh!
Your A3 binder is leading you morally astray.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)

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