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# Shawshank Redemption made on National lottery funding.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Because a sprinkler system
is cheaper than rain?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Berry nice work.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Film looks cheep
Was it made with a small budgie-t?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I'm sure I seed this before.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# seed it before


(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Bird is the word and you're light as a feather.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# To Serve And Protect
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucksocks! It's already got sodding rabbits in it. What was I thinking....

(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# I love the smell of Bacon in the morning...

(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Oops, that looks a bit gay, I meant bacon scented soap. Yes, that's what I meant.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know either
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Chucklesome :D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Click
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# damn that jedi!
You like these don't you Hermie :D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# He spends every waking minute
looking for video clips of people falling over.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# These Obi_wan gifs are the best thing ever
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I like them
The only thing is the falling downs need to be left to right as well to suit the move, or else mirror the Jedi thing to suit right to left. Sorry, bit picky isn't it?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# i think they work a lot better this way
you just have to imagine that obi is in the backgrond and slightly out of hot in the fall clip
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# He's a menace!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# feeling stupid today
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Haha
It's all gone Quantnum this afternoon.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Ace!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# !
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# yeah I have no idea what that picture below is about
but I do watch doctor who and googled time space continuum and then cut and pasted.

hahahaha
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Paradox : resolved!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Damn that's good.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Excellent
I like this
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# It's boring being in a superposition of dead and alive

(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# ha ha
I often wondered what he got up to in there...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# FUCK SCHRÖDINGER!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
#
SCHRÖDINGER GANDALF
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# No, that's:
>FUCK GANDALF
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# >FUCK EVERYTHING
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# >CAN'T FIND 'EVERYTHING' - WHAT IS IT YOU WANT TO FUCK?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# FUCK SWEARING!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# wish I had a chance of understanding this....
hahaha
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# hehehe
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# hehehe indeed :)
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# hurrah!
*geeks*
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha great!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] get outta my field
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] q&d, no apology.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# I hear Dom DeLuise is dead
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# exactly a year ago
i was nearly confused earlier
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Only if your year is 11 months long
04/05 is not 05/04.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# okay, i admit it!
i am confused!
backwards american date format
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# i watched
that yesterday i was hoping for an easter epic but there was none
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I'll see that.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
they dont make em like they used to
/old man
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# He's locked out of the car
What kind of key can't open a car door?

A Smokey!




...





"LIES!"
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# redundant monkey is redundant
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Where is Moon Girl Technologies when we need her, eh?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Wow! TV is inspiring today


Anyway, Have a king of comedy(now that he's dead).

Whoops: Ninja edit to remove a stray "a"
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Teletubbies?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Big Bang Theory is one of the best written comedies for a while
but that could be because I'm a science nerd and understand most of the jokes.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# It's a great show. They have an amazingly huge DNA molecule in their flat. And whiteboards!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# That DNA molecule...
I think it's just a model.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Specifically, a spacefill at maybe 50% VdW.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] My God, it's full of fish
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] now in a box set
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Quiet here, isn't it?
In other news: my cat is currently snoring. Not a normal feline snore, though, but a deep, throaty, need-a-new-exhaust-pipe snore.




As you were.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# I looked
out of the window to see if the world had ended................unfortunatly not
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:03, archived)
# well.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)
# <!-- if the lhc actually destroys the earth & this page isn't yet updated please email mike at frantic dot org to receive a full refund -->
edited to reduce spam
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# now
that is a handy site.....no doubt I will visit it daily
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Quiet enough to post this?

(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
# why not
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# jolly good

(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# He's a dirty boy



and finally



(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# He looks happiest in his nappy.
I think that's an ahhh situation.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I think you may be right.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# video please
:D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Sorry: no can do
on account of not owning a digital camera, camcorder, or any other recording equipment.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# A shame
It could be a new YouTube sensation!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Here's a good place for a pea

co-starring TOAP Hanks.

(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I'm ashamed.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I know where the joke is...
I just don't know how fast it's travelling!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I'm tempted to completely steal that idea and use this picture:
www.wildlife-fantasy.com/artwork/set_egyptian_god.jpg

But I'm too lazy, and it's probably plagiarism.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Look at the quality of the OP
I don't think I'm in any position to criticise people for being lazy.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# that's true, a fuzzy set joke would have probably bombed though.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Do you remember fuzzy felt?
/slightly derailed train of thought.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# now that I've googled and seen a picture, yes I do.
Don't remember as being called fuzzy felt though.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Ah, it was probably
"Sticky wombat pubes" in Australia, or something.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:34, archived)
# don't be silly, that's a delicious snack.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Delicious,
but like everything here, deadly...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:42, archived)
# This is why the stingray barb is a prized delicacy.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# It's very close to some Australian's hearts.
/too soon
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I'm surprised, it was just a prick...
/never too soon
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# I asked my newsagent where I could get felt
He showed me on the doll.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Ah.
An empty set.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# the set of people that would have laughed.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# ha ha
their wave-function collapsed!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# They tunneled into a different career.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# ... probably.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I wonder what the selection rule is
for the Quantam of Solace? +1 love is allowed, +2 is forbidden (i.e. affair/bigamy?)
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Bloody hell!
That's terrible.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# But they're the same thing
Aren't they ?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# HOW DOESN'T IT SNAP???!!!
/ouchy
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Alaska.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Genoa?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Dundee!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# What holds them together?
I've never read anything on this.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Love?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# twisted love
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Sounds like the female dog god was a female and a god of dogs.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# It is exactly 12 centimetres long.


7 year old kid in a teacher friend's class seems to have misunderstood the question. Bless.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# b3ta's own longcat?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# longcat just got longer and stronger
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# So long he's starting to redshift.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Win!
Redshift The Lion was born!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# That's wonderful
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Ha ha
If that lion IS 12cm long. Then I think this child will go far.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# ^This
Ning all.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Ning Jeeves
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# having marked assignments, I hate it when the silly fuckers can't read the question.
Especially in third year uni.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Not wrong.
It's amazing how many undergrads don't appear to be able to read and will spend an hour avoiding a thirty-minute task...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# I sense you have tutored a practical class.
Here's a story from my office mate, the text of the practical (statistics, computational 'practical') was something along the lines of "Define a vector, ie:v"

So the student typed ie:v and wondered why it wasn't working.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# That would be great syntactic sugar for alias though:
>>reallyLongVariableName = 3.5 i.e. x
>>y = x ** 2
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
#
Integrate across the lion between -π and +π.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# A lion integral
As opposed to a cougar integral.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Im guessing the question wasn't about whether he knew what a line was
but if knew how to measure out 12cm, seeing as though he drew a lion that's exactly 12cm long, that shows that he knows what 12cm is.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Not on marking scheme. No mark for you. *draws big red zero* *enjoys slightly*
I'm not really berating the kid, it's the sort of smart-arsed thing that I'd do too...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I had a dream the other day
that I was giving a talk on Napoleon when the audience actually wanted one on Napoleon III... How embarrassing.
 
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:12, archived)
# YOU'RE A FAT MATHS SPASTIC :'(
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I hope they got A+ for lols
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Whato!
Debating a trip into town to pick bc2 up :/
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# yes it's ace :)
debate over :D
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Did he get a tick or a cross?
he should of got extra points
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# I would have given him a gold star.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# I liok this
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# If the purpose of the task is to
understand how to measure out 12cm on a ruler then he/she was successful.
Top marks.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Indeed
also: Mindpiss
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Didn't use a ruler though....
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I like the lion's sideburns.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Yes
It's a funky lion. Or a Welsh Poet. Not sure.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Love.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# He he
 
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# awwww!
That's great!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Ah I get it,
A king is a ruler of his domain, lion is the king of the jungle. Better drawing a 12cm lion than a 12cm Mugabe.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# that's my favourite thing of the day
thanks for sharing that!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# This is magnificent
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Props to k3b/-\b & Enzyme, who set me thinking on this....

and barryheadwound who gets an honorable mention as well ;)
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Likes, HARD!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# DASH!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Taking bins to a whole new level...
Also *ahem*
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Ha ha! Bin! Win!
Binwin.
 

(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I'm beginning to look forward to the next rubbish compo
so that "Awesome bins" can be the alt.comp
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I was just thinking the same thing.
Except amke it the official compo. A bit like the Pylons one which was one of my favs ever

You suggest it I'll vote for it :-)
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Done!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:34, archived)
# voted!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Pylons sounded crap at first,
but by god it was good by the end. Same with hiding an elephant. I like this one too, though. I've put in more entries than any other compo to date...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# ^this^
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I'm going to take this opportunity to be a linkwhore.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Harmony, Harmony Oh Love!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Ooooopppennn your eyyyyyess!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUaKxFjlOpw

(the picture on this youtube video is very b3ta...)
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:55, archived)
# ha ha
I have just googled, and found the Unicorn attack game. IT'S FLIPPING ACE!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Love this sort of thing!
Here's an oldie of mine along the same train of thought:
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# ha ha
these remind me of the occasional table/temporary traffic lights transformer someone posted a year or two ago
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# ha ha ha :D
Is it wrong that I totally would want a set of chairs that look like that!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:26, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:33, archived)
# oh yeah, this is brilliant!
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# The possibilities are endless.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I have a greetings card with this on
I bought it about 15 years ago and never posted it to anyone because I liked it so much.
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 7:59, archived)
# that
is splendid, gj
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)
# UNICORNS REALLY SHOULD BE RECYCLED
TJ-Can anyone tell me the right time, as B3TA is fucking with my mind, I thought I put my clocks forward an hour, have B3TA put theirs forward by two?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# the time is
11:25, precisely
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# *timing fail*
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Ok, time for bed now...
I just tried to check that against my watch to make sure it was set right... only a few hours late
(, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 0:39, archived)
# It is 11:25 here in Lincolnshire
The BBC told me this and I am not going to start arguing with the BBC.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Ah, but remember they also agreed with a certain definition of 45 minutes...
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Well at least it hasn't Bin Dun :D
AWESOME Charlie C'mon it will be AWESOME
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Cleeeeeeeeeeek!
Awesome.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Intriguing symbol.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Mens loo
Ladies loo
Loo for those people who chase their dreams?
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Popped out in less than 20
Say hello to Gill


He's a big guy for 224 kb

(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Hello Gill
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Hello Gill.
Now dance.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:06, archived)
# He may do.
But seeing as he goes to bikers bars, maybe not.
(, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)

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