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# 'noon all

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahaha bra
If only that had existed when I was 15 years old.

(I wore a lot of bras when I was 15)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# haha
the manual would have been enough for me


/late starter blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# I call shenanigans!
I believed the MYTH, that's right, MYTH that boys were befuddled by bras. I believed in it so much that I challenged the beardedwife to unhook my bra over the top of my clothes in the middle of a crowded pub when we first started dating. Not only did he manage it, he managed it ONE-HANDED!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha you slapper
putting out on a first date
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# And in the middle of the pub as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# I bet he couldn't believe his luck
was he playing the fruity with his other hand?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# *insert melon joke here*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I don't doubt he did, and quickly learned the skill myself once I conned a lady into letting me do so.
However, the nerves, the insecurity and enormity of the social morés surrounding the situation in order to enter said environment in the first place, as a 15yo are incredibly daunting.

It took me quite a while to find out, let alone to believe, that girls were just as interested in boys as boys were in girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# He says it was because he got used to unhooking bras when putting his mum's washing on the line
At least that's the story he's willing to tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# That's quite disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Now that I read that back
That is quite disturbing.

It should read that he was putting the family's washing on the line (mum, dad, sister and his) as he was living at home back then.

Ah fuckit. Anyway, I'm sure it's an elaborate cover story to hide the fact he's been with loadsa women.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# crikey
I can't even undo my gf's bra with two hands and one of those grabbers for old folks to pick their teeth up with
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# I wondered what that mark was
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# carpet burns
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Try a flamethrower.
Works everytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# hahahaha
best of all the chat-up lines
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# oo I want MUG
"This novelty upside-down mug is rubbish - it's got a hole in the bottom"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha this is great
BRA. LOL.

Neulear?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# you big silly
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha! Marvelous :D
I think we need the toilet brush manual in this office. It's amazing how many people don;t know how to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# perhaps you've got one that chafes your arse
that'll be why
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:21, archived)
# nope, we use the three seashells for that
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Gordon Eat Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# looks like Prescott with Brown's hair
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# he wants his brown sauce!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Noice! Have a pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# come here, wee man.... I'M GONNA EAT YOOOOUUU!! I'm higher in the party than you!! GET IN MAH BEEELLLLYYYYY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# ha ha!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:38, archived)
# HAHA!!
*Click*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I slip this un in too peas
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh n this too
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# this is very good
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# this is VERY good
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
# one mighty HOWL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] just another wanker looking for a handshake
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Blergh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# That's a high protein diet right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Well I'm not having five
of THOSE a day.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# catch it. kill it. bin it.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] may as well compo this pea
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] and this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# "Mr Trunky says no gays in B&Bs - but Snaps says gays are poeple too"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# "look, Mr Trunky is poor, but Snaps helps him, because Snaps is a Tory"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# "Mr Trunky and Snaps both came over here from Africa illegally and stole jobs from British taxpaying puppets, the furry cunts"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# lol
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# haha
"Mr Trunky loves foxhunting and so do all his posh friends - but Snaps thinks it's really cruel and outdated. Mr Trunky defuses the situation by telling Snaps to fuck off"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# "Mr Trunky and Snaps fill out all my expenses claims. I really don't see how I've done anything wrong"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# sheesh!
his other half would have to chew before swallowing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# CANNOT UNSEE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Nick Smegg lol
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Oh Christ no!
nicely done though!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# cameraman must have gone in for a close-up
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Labour Pains
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] PR
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Ha
Quality!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I get pains knowing she exists
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# I'd be happy to keep her locked up in my cellar
if it meant that you could pretend that she didn't
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# That would be nice
Something about her don't sit right with me. It doesn't at all.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# you're probably right
but I go for unpredictable mental crazies
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I didn't even know what she looked like until this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Friend of mine gets mistaken for Lindsay Lohan when we're out in London.
Freebies aplenty to be had :OD

Top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# by 'Freebies'
do you mean 'lots of lezzing up together' by any chance?

just wondering!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
#
I wouldn't have responded either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Well, there was this one time...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:35, archived)
# SPROING!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Friend of mine gets mistaken for Richard Madeley
people in shops always make sure he pays for everything
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] toapy goodness
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# ha!
you should send that in to someone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Anyone!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# is That's Life still on?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# It's probably being repeated on UK Shite
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# change, Change, CHAAANGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# props to you for the idea
It makes a lot of sense, it's easy to call for change, but if it's not backed up by any substance whatsoever then what sort of change will we get?

You can't trust a man with a mouth this small.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Also
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] change...change...change....good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# How on Earth is Gene Hunt a sex symbol?
*click for you sir*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# yep
ideas definitely donated by the Labour Party.....
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# I did wonder about this...
Nice image.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# *hums "Ride of the Valkitties"*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Dun de dee der der
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Wagner is fun
His works are peppered with dirty jokes and innuendo. The Ring Cycle alone is full of silly puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I liked him in Hart To Hart
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# dun de dee der der
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# vickat!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Nuff said

(Popsock, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# vote BNP
they're not cunts!*


* cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# How did you get hold of my ballot paper from the last election?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Apathy!
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's APATHY!

/Tragedy...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Hi Beau Beau D'Or!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Did anyone else see
Beau Beau D'Or's Cameron poster on Have I Got News For You? That was a proud moment in the Bunny household as Mr Bunny pointed and shouted "that's one of your friends' pictures!" really excitedly.
No we don't get out much
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I saw that!
They seem to get about half their material off the webs now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# BBD is such a sellout!
He's soooo mainstream now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# haha yes
I recognised a few but didn't know whose was whose
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# No, but I saw it on the Andrew Marr show a few weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# heh
also: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8574653.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# The swingometer originated
with one of Peter Snow's "bedroom tricks".

It was also quite useful for picking lottery numbers by his wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I hope he dresses up as a cowboy again
that was TV Gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Image Challenge + QOTW =


Click for bigger (196 kb)
SHIT! Missed it!
(FoxyBox has mange, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# *votes for Lion*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# This is lovely
Rawr!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Oh well...
Productive lunch break, one might say.
(FoxyBox has mange, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
#
It was those wee bonnets that put me over
(FoxyBox has mange, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Well I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# nice. I remember when he was reading for that part:
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] i think rob's missing out on a golden marketing oppertunity here.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# For the drawing of Crudely Drawn Crosses!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# If you drew a CDC in the voting box
would it still be counted?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# if you're in Cameron's constituency
there will already be one on the ballot paper
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Badum Tsh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# depends if it was spluffing
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# TEH SANS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# i know i know
it just seemed to fit the sentiment
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# hahah yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo!
Also, new compo, huh? Remember kids, a vote for Cameron is a vote for kitteh torture:
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] When I said I'd finished before. I lied.


Also I've just realised I'm not lurking anymore. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Gah. Probably an old joke, I'd guess (new picture though - before anyone flames...)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Yay for old school anarchist stickers!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# For a very short time,
I have the no 1 spot!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# I found out I came 4th in a compo once
And I never realised until the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# He looks more like a banker
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Same thing nowadays.
It's all about money, hookers and blow.

*changes career*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I read this as
"Use your cross as a willy"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# You must have willies on the brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# encephalophallitis
I believe is the medical name.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Cerebrospinal fluid is squishy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Yay!
Anarchy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Gets my vote
and a clicky.



I believe that greater minds than my own, once said "Nail some sense into them!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Would the Tories really be this mendacious?
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# STALIN OUT
LENIN IN
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# IN OUT IN OUT SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT
DO THE OKEY COKEY AND YOU TURN AROUND
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I'd just like to point out
that all this bitching about politicians is pretty retarded. Which ever cunt gets in, it's not their fault. Blame the people who vote them in, they're the ones who should be lampooned and derided. I don't have any love for politicians, but a country gets what it deserves, and if they vote for incompetent retards, then that's their fault. That's one of the weaknesses of democracy, the people, on average, are not capable of making appropriate choices.

VOTE DRBROON FOR CHANGING THINGS AND STUFF AND THAT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# it is their fault
they stood for election. Now if I get voted in, then that's not my fault because I didn't ask for my name on the ballot paper.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# I'm so writing your name on my ballot paper and putting a cross next to it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Ha!
You don't know my REAL name
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# is it Ted Wig?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# call me Edward
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Are you Brown (and sticky)?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:52, archived)
# depends what mood the gf's in
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# What if incompetent retards are the only choice.
What then, Huh? huh?

HUH?

Gone quiet haven't you. Thought so. Dr my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# well
then the system is at fault. don't hate the player, hate the game.

yeah, that's right.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# There shouldn't be any parties. Just people.
When they all get voted in they should put them all in a big room to make friends and stuff, and form into groups. A bit like Freshers week at Uni.

Then each group picks a leader, and the biggest group takes charge. Oh, and nobody should ever get re-elected.

That'll work.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# haha
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# As they said once in Judge Dredd
Democracy doesn't work!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# *VOTES*
I'd estimate about 90% of people who vote have no idea what their votee stands for, understands the implications of voting for that person, and simply ticks a box, ususally for the same party as they did last time.

Not wanting to compare our electorate to the US, but there was a poll in the states during their election where a shockingly large number of people thought a vote for the Republicans was a vote for Sarah Palin for President.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I think our electorate is perhaps a little better-off in some ways
as they would have a notion of who they were voting for as prime minister.

My problem is that one of the main streams of education is tabloid newspaper, which, rather than discussing political issues that should matter to the electorate, in order to make an informed decision, they prefer to focus on utter disgraceful drivel

"OMG GORDON BROWN HAZ 1 EYE!"
"DAVID CAMERON IS A POSHO!"

Too much weight is given to the superficial, and not enough given to ability, competence, political stance, knowledge, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# ^totally this
the more I inform myself, the less likely I am to vote
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I don't give a fuck about a politician's private life.
If they're not doing anything illegal, then I'm not interested in what they get up to. If they can progress the country in the way it should have been progressing for the last 30 years, then they can have as many satanic orgies as they want.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# haha
SATANIC ORGIES KEY TO POLITICAL REFORM, SAYS SURVEY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# It would go like this
"DRBROON FUNDING IN FIRST TERM LEADS TO CURE FOR CANCER AND AIDS"

"DRBROON ERADICATES POORNESS, NOW EVERYONE IS MIDDLE-CLASS, INCLUDING THE POOR"

"DRBROON LEADERSHIP OVERSEES RECORD EMPLOYMENT RATES AND HOUSING MARKET STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE"

"DRBROON HAS A PENIS AND SOMETIMES HE WANKS IT"

"DRBROON FORCED TO RESIGN"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# dirty drbroon
not even Hitler had a penis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I've never said this before
but Stalin has a decent set of knockers on him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# It's true, Stalin had his knockers
quite an incredible amount of them.

But it's ok, he genocided them until they admitted he was cool.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# in Soviet Russia
knockers something something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# *hums "Gimn Sovyetskogo Soyuza"*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
shit. first obvious office laughter in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Tut tut

(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hurrah for the Commies
whatever happened to Leon Trotsky?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# got an ice pick
that made his ears burn


apparently
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# He got an ice pick
that made his ears burn.
edit : What benito said.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# That's one sexy Stalin!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# there goes lunch time
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Haha!
I like. Especially the flamingoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Flamingoes make everything FABULOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# including porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Fletch got any snout?
Naff off, you pink feathered long-nosed nerk!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# hunh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# He's dead, jim.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# GODDAMIT JIM I'M A SURGEON NOT A PLUMBER/BRICKLAYER/WITCHDOCTOR/IT SUPPORT ANALYST/CHICKEN SEXER/HAIRDRESSER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# lattes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# missed check-in?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Proudly Not Voting Labour Since 1992.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Ow do?
Anyone got some really strong Sinus Headache tablets? I feel like mty brain is trying to squeeze out of my sinus cavity. I hope my shoelaces stay tied...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I recommend pseudoephedrine (sudafed) to decongest your sinuses
and paramol for the pain. On the basis of no medical or pharmacological qualifications, except that my mum gets sinus headaches too.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Try flossing
www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthpicturegalleries/7545503/Animal-pictures-of-the-week-2-April-2010.html?image=12
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Aaargh! Why!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Like it
Am tempted to put a y after .org but the thought of a Labour orgy turns my stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# bit like Lemonparty?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Blergh!
:OS
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# *votes lemonparty*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Does it involve the Brown eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# and Ed's Balls?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Oh, I don't know
The potential candidate for my manor isn't too bad

www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/aug/03/stella-creasy-labour
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# well I'd iron her smalls, if you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# I don't iron underwear.
I refuse to iron things that I don't wear flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# neither do i, I work by a similar philosophy
I was going for a tenuous joke on her being called Creasy, and that she isn't a complete munter.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Too easy to make fun of her name
Stella Artois, Greasy Creasy, Creasy Creasy, Stella Cheesy, Squeezy Cheesy Peasy Creasy....
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Stella Astrophysics
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Stella Badgertwat
have I got the hang of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Stellavision
Stellaphone
Stellamarketing
Stellaphane
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Poor woman. She thought she'd left all that behind when she left primary school
but then she made the mistake of going into politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Politics is way more immature than primary school
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# she is quoted in the article using the most abbhorent statement imagainable...
"I think Peter Mandelson's right..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# :(
this Digital Economy thing I keep hearing about is making me a bit sad, so sad, that I've been avoiding finding out about it fully... I'm moving back to the UK in a couple of months and I'm scared.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# It's pretty scary
Most depressing photo of the year
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Fuck me there's a campaign poster right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# I wonder if that would stand up in court
you get charged under the Digital Bill and just point out that this law was not passed democratically because your fucking MP wasn't there (probably)
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# my MP was there and spoke against it
so now I can't even write to her and say "oppose this rubbish Bill"

see how politics takes away your voice


*votes for Hitler*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# This MP removed for copyright violation
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Yes it kind of sucks like a big sucky sucky thing.
and no-one seems to care.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I'm going to have to find ways of watching films regularly
I might have to start buying dvds or going to the cinema.

People go to the cinema. eww.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Naah, just use a proxy.
Or steal your neighbour's wireless internets.

Or do one of the many other things you can do to bypass this silliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# it's funny
there are plenty of bad laws which have been promised a repeal by whoever gets in (assuming Labour don't) - but this one appears to be an all-party stitch-up

watching it last night - there were only 40 (of 643) MPs there, of which only 10 stuck around - was like watching the ID Cards bill going through; a shite, ineffectual debate by a tiny amount of MPs, an even smaller amount of whom actually had some understanding of what it was they were discussing

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I thought the Libs had oppossed it
and ID cards as well (as a cost cutting measure admittedly)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# there's nothing wrong with ID cards
most of europe has them and they don't seem to be in any way oppressive. however, because the media stirred up some shit about it being a way of big brother looking at your cock when you're asleep, they didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# I don't believe in ID
I'd like an evolution card.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I just want a card with a photo of me
and "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL" written in comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# there must be something wrong with them
because nobody wants em
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I don't mind having one really
I just don't want to pay for it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# I wouldn't mind one and I don't see why people are against them.
I have no photo ID other than my passport. How am I supposed to prove that I'm not Johnny Foreigner with a bomb in my backpack?

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# use your passport
unless you want to pay another £30 for something that will let you travel to fewer places than your passport
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# It's not carrying a card that's the problem,
it's the fucking database that goes with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# possibly
would most of the details not be on some other database somewhere anyway? like the passport office or driving licence thingymajig?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# not really
they don't (generally) have your fingerprints or a complete history of your past addresses, for example - which you;re required to give for an ID card
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# i see
well, I don't understand why they think that would be a good plan. I don't believe the eu id cards have such nonsense on them.

I'm for ID cards, but don't see the need for that other info, other than being nosey and cheeky.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# aye
I'm not too bothered about the cards

just don't see the need for all this extra info which is just going to get lost, hacked or sold

and if someone in the future manages to falsify my fingerprints then I'm fucked, cos I can't get new fingerprints

I think I want to go and live on Mars
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# I'm just going to build an android of myself
then disappear, leaving him in my place, so nobody feels sad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
# My mate Sid had his ID nicked
/He's now just called 'S'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:51, archived)
# yer, I think they do oppose it
to the extent there was only one Lib Dem MP in the chamber last night

everyone (pretty much) bar Labour opposed the ID Cards Bill - but the debate on it was pathetic; tiny amount in the chamber 'debating' it but when the vote was called the lobbies filled up with MPs who'd just been in the bar waiting to vote
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# the disdain that parliament (not just the current government)
has for experts really disgusts me. The sacking of Prof. Nutt for telling the truth made me extremely angry, as he is a proven expert in the subject he was speaking of and a brilliant scientist. However, because some completely unqualified CUNT decides it's not the truth that matters, but what he/the media/the public/the church think, then that makes me want to rampage.

Bad politicians pander to majority opinion, good politicians change it. We have a whole host of pandering cowards. Fuck the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# At least they didn't do a Dr. Kelly on him
so he should be grateful for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# they're trialling a new system which involves less clandestine murder
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# It's not good...
I've met her a few times and she seems nice, and seems to care about the area.

But I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Mandy often talks quite a lot of sense
it's just that it get's lost beneath his smarm and personal wrong-doings.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# hahahhaha! ace :D
Howdies freebs
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# I really like this. Very clever stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Somehow, this seems to say it all.

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# *VOTES HARD*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# oh what's happening.
*despairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# All is lost
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] *rummages for reposts*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Ha
Likey
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# This is so true
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# sigh :(

a week of this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# You mean a month :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# oh no :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# That's me finished now
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# So who will you be voting for?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Jedi
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Yeah, don't fucking spam the board with them though, alright?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# ha!!!
Hadn't seen him!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# FOUR compos!?
I wouldn't want to be Prodge's heart specialist
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Nor would yer maw.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Peas ahoY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I went to school with people like this
it's amazing how people can be so cunty at such a young age
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# especially that Grayson
/Ripping Yarns
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# It's School Bully to you
/goes to fight school leopard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I can't remember if I clicked this yesterday
so I'll click it again now!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Does his dad own a brewery?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Terrible Pea


Click for bigger (160 kb)

I was too early...
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Va Dajew
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Nazi!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# oh noes!
you're not going to beat me with a pipe and dismember me while i sleep are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Only if you're good.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
# you could have peed in Rob's thread
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Six of one...
half a dozen of the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# it's all swings and roundabouts
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Got to walk before you can run
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Any hole's a goal.
no... wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# if you fall and break your legs
don't come running to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# I liked it yesterday too.
Turn your competition precognition on next time, you big silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I hope you've got that on autocomplete.
You're going to need it...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hooray for four weeks of peas!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Announcing FOUR image challenges - our own General Election of Mockery
Who will the b3tans mock most in the general election?

Tories,
Labour,
Libdems or
Other / spoilt ballot
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# VOTE AWESOME BIN PARTY!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Spoit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# gah
too slow was i
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# *soothes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:43, archived)
# My guess is that the continuing, fashionable anti-tory sentiment will prevail.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# a ton of pearoasted david cameron posters.
how lovely it shall be.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# how does one
"spoit" a ballot now?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# fixed
I think
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# well i for one will be voting Plaid Cymru
even though i don't live in wales.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# you'd look lovely in plaid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# dead men don't wear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# hahah
i'll vote for them for you, if you vote SNP for me
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:42, archived)
# that sounds like a deal
i'm not in scotchland either.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# ok make it hamas then
or monster raving looney
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# none of the above thanks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# The Tories,
because you've used the word 'Tories' in the front page title, (at the top and on the right hand side image C. box)
and therefore everyone will dive in on the Tory 'shopping bandwagon
by reading the title only and without reading the description
/same as every challenge ;)

/haha darn you and your internet editing wizardry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Wait!
You mean...it might be...biased?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# None please

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I quite like this one
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Oh boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Haven't you heard?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:46, archived)
# heard what?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# about the bird?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:50, archived)
# th bird bird bird?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# The bird is the word!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Great work on the font
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Have a duckling,
In a slipper


Click for bigger (208 kb)
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# :>
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# <:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# you have incredibly girly slippers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# they're clearly a giants..I wouldn't be saying things like that..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
#
My missus' slippers.
Mine are proper man slippers, made from bacon* and other manly stuff.

*may be lies.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Fair sailing to HMS Duckula
and all who sail in her!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# that's a big fucking slipper right there!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwww :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# *raises glass*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Spiffing job old chap
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# wearer of featured slipper can climb like fuck up a tree
/bandwagonning
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# b3ta is way too fluffy today!
Might I be the first to advocate the mental image of someone bleary-eyed in the morning stepping into their slippers without looking and...

:'o(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# You spoiled it!
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# this is ossum
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)

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