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# ooompa lumpa - dooompaty dah!
ooompa lumpa



more crap here afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:06, archived)
# :D
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Right on, Rev!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# hahah
that is awesome! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# MEGA MARIO FUCKUNT!
this is fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# haha
cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:10, archived)
# That's just racist, Rev.
Killroy Silk, David Dickenson and the ladies of Ipswich will be onto you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha
there is a woman at my sons nursery who is orange - it scares me! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Does she wear dungarees & burst into song at the drop of a gobstopper?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# sadly no
that would be cool! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Cool, yet strangely sinister.
*eerie violin solo*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:45, archived)
# **hides behind sofa**
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Loompahs!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Teef!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# bewbs!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:13, archived)
# thats brilliant
plus boobies! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Laydeez with bewbeez
Touch themselvs! My hunt for pron is over
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Awesome :D
And likewise: chestmeats!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Compo it! ... Oh... wait.... it's not suppose to be Cameron is it?
lol :D

Nicely done, Simon.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha
no not cameron i wouldnt dirty my computer with his face! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# :D:D
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:17, archived)
# hehhe
ta! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:19, archived)
# ta muchly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Aw, Herman Dee!
Why are you suddenly herman sadface?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# I love it when people post animations of their pictures like this :)
It's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:33, archived)
# fank ya
glad you like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Excellent first thing to see when I log on.....
...I have just finished watching Heston Blumenthals Willy Wonka feast on 4OD :)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:47, archived)
# i've not seen that
any good??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:56, archived)
# Good work
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:54, archived)
# thank you sir
:) did you ever look at those alternate lyrics to sex on fire i sent you??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:57, archived)
# Yeah mate
I looked at them and decided to do fock all with them.

Alternatively, and realistically, I have so many ideas / projects on the go that although the lyrics are good, it would take me ages to get around to doing anything with them.

Don't discount it though. Eventually I will surprise you.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:59, archived)
# haha
well as long as you looked and liked - that makes me more than happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:03, archived)
# I'll have to download the song for rock band
then I can play it and get an inkling to do it quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# music has always
confused the hell out of me - tried to learn the guitar but got no where :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# christ they're frightening.
but lovely work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:11, archived)
# hehehe
thank ya squire! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:19, archived)
# I do hope we get to see this at Highgate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Never mind the bollocks, here's Malcolm McLaren
And Richard Herring has a great moustache on HIGNFY on TV now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Seen it....... good but not great
The only "great" moustache is the handlebar
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# The blonde lady is quite nice on the eyes as well
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Smart, too
I like that in a lady.

That, and me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:12, archived)
# No. This is a great moustache
and ginger is just a bonus!



Click for bigger (205 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Um, that is sort of the point
as his show (which i saw at the weekend and can highly recommend) is called Hitler Moustache, and is all about his moustache
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:01, archived)
# I can see it, now.
And it's jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# I shall be there
with artillery
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Just simply fantastic.
**Clickies** :)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Utterly fantastic
one of your best - and that is saying something
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# We shall see !
would be fun
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived)
# *poke*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Is this to do with Malcolm McLaren?
Or just a cool pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# who knows! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# I thought it might be another go 'round for
"The Artist Formerly Known As" Logo...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Click
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# This has much greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived)
# I klik too
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] There's always staging a political coup in Africa if they lose on May 7th
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
I don't think you've got the hang of this "link to bigger" thing, have you? ;)
Edit: shit - now it doesn't make sense. Not that it needs widening.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# *looks sheepish and hopes nobody else noticed
btw - I laughed my cock off at your gif's mate.
They are both woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 c***s for the price of one.
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:43, archived)
# I will never understand how that vulpine, back-combed fucking shitpiece gets as much snatch as he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Yeah
and Russell Brand!
(pastcaring trembling in a corner....., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# In some other reality, he's the witless heroin-wrecked shell he looks like
and nature finds balance.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:51, archived)
# ^ haha

I kinda like Brand though..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:54, archived)
# So it's US politics in UK hunting season? Whatever I'll do what I want...
(mr_flibberly, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# damn those pesky patroits!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# rising morons
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# "shock revelations on teh interwebs"
ban this sick filth:))))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:17, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:38, archived)
# this is my favourite one
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:55, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:39, archived)
# i sense littlegreenfootballs
I hope I am wrong
(MadMardigan is fine, thanks for asking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Yay!

/edit: and I suspect this'll be quite usable too on here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Nice :DD
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Both are excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
A masterclass
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# haha now that's a new twist
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Fucking Love it :D
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# You're far too good at these
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:08, archived)
# it's all Herman's fault
..officer:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Soup herbly done
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# arf....awesome touch on the "cross"
even the Pope'd like this one:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# 6/10
needs more choirboys
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# ::D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:22, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhahhhhahh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Sorry :(
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:21, archived)
# That's not nice
Assuming it's real?

Schadenfreude involving humans is fine, entire series of clipshows are made of such events.
Don't be cruel to animals though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Video Crashed?
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# This makes me sad.
Damn you Jedi!
(philxbx did you know?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Yeah that sucks. Bad Herman.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Sorry :(
:(
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# fuck the fuck off
fucking cunting shitting cunts

really shit choice of video
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Not good
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:37, archived)
#
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# This is super-cute.
Source me monsieur? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# The internet :/
It was someone's sig on a forum, can't remember where. The original's called Meow_by_CriG.gif and is googleable.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:20, archived)
# :D
oozes cuteness
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Hi cockalorum indeed! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:04, archived)
# A most worthy call
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:38, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh fucking hell
 
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Bless you Malcolm


Just posted Image challenge suggestion - pay tribute to MM

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:39, archived)
# RIP
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# RIP
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:43, archived)
# He'll like this
and i do too
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Not mine
just threw some text on top ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Class.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:27, archived)
# rip..first record I ever bought was Double dutch/Buffalo Gals :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt6Co7EMNCU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DeTR8n7eTU&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:44, archived)
# mine was Something Else
but I am an old git
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived)
# ace they were too
also, as diverse from punk as you could get---talented chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Not another wanking accident?
Oops, no, it was cancer. Sorry Malcolm. I met you once... what a strange little man you were.

In a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# B3ta news again:
logged in
saw this
checked BBC news
aw bugger :(

Cheerio Malcolm, you utter mental...
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Ditto
of course, this could be another crazy self-promotion.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Pass the mop please
I appear to have some piss between my ears :)
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Iconic chap
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:52, archived)
# :)
I have searched and searched and searched for this wonderful programme on DVD with no luck. Do you have it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# I have the OST on tape
A bought tape, at that.
The proggy itself appears to be on 4oD and YouTube. It was never released on VHS or DVD.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHSfN5pxf34
Magic's back!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Thank you thank you
I did not think I would smile tonight after this news but you have helped

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Brilliant
Gonna watch that later.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# first Skeeter....now Malcolm
sad week...........this wouldn't have happened under a Labour g....oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# It's a Swindle
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Farewell Malcolm
Damn
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:04, archived)
# :(
In all seriousness, I would love to attend that funeral.
It will be quite a turn out I imagine.

Also, this is now playing nice and loud spotify:track:75SqjGbzUnlQzytV5UzKER
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Fucking hell :-(
On the plus side...B3ta news strikes again!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Realy!?
and Thatcher's still alive, no fucking justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:52, archived)
# ^^ This
She'll probably outlive us all.

They do say the good die young
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# aww... off to the great swindle in the sky
top bloke, met him once - very clever chap as well.

(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:56, archived)
# more news learned via b3ta
RIP
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nings
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# This amused me a great deal
is.gd/bkqlS
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# haha Gordon's face is priceless.
Is that an underpants gnome?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# BITCH, BE COOL!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Mimi Rogers
!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# I had to look her up
www.absolutely.net/Mimi_Rogers/index.jpg
Pretty much every pic I found she's got this same pained smile.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# she was married to Tom Cruise, probably still in therapy
she did have great tits though..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Unfortunately they were full of thetans.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# "I just do that tech.."
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# True.
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:35, archived)
# hmmm
they'd look better in a bra, innit


such is life, but if Allah wills it
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# ew
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# the fuck's this bitches beef?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# wen 1 bee grillin dirtay
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Lovely

Her eyes speak to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Tip top as always fella
I love your style :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# i like these
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Photobomb.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Why is Elton John wearing flecktarn?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Like a candle in the wind.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Because it's fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Just noticed the presence of the world's most annoying horse!
The Soviets haven't a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# IT'S HARRY REDKNAPP!!!
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# O
K
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# "piers, why don't you fuck off mate, no-one here like you and ive pissed in your beer"
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I wish my dick could dispense "E's"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Speaking of bollocks
Channel Four News just announced Malcolm McLaren died this morning

Not a comment on your post Herman :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:19, archived)
# I just read that

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# cant see anything on the bbc website yet
i always think it's a bit wrong that articles about deaths always appear on the "entertainment" section
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Well, they do die for our entertainment, don't they?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:28, archived)
# yeah i suppose, when you think about it like that...
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# I'm thinking about creating a tiny irony logo to post with most of my remarks on here.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:33, archived)
# It's on the front page of bbc news now
McLaren was a legend. But now I'll never get him to sign my tape copy of "The Ghosts of Oxford Street" OST.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Awww
Although the message on his website is quite scary.
www.malcolmmclaren.com/
"Malcolm will return shortly... "
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:24, archived)
# With long hair and 12 disciples.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Or a craving for braaaains
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Brilliant
is that true about Malcolm?

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# If Wiki can be trusted
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_McLaren

too bad - I bought his Scratchin LP when it first hit... still have it.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Yep
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/malcolm-mclaren-dies-aged-64-1939621.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:30, archived)
# cdc monster. have i ripped off someone else idea with this?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Cool!
Make him spit, make him spit!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
he does. b3ta.com/links/CDC_animation_wot_i_made he spits bloody spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I was going to say he should see a doctor, he may have overdone things a little
Maybe get _less_ of a grip on himself.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# BLOODY SPUNK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# HEMATOSPERMIA.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# spunk spunk
bloody spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# this gives me the horn and the fear in equal measures
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# he has a sexy voice.
you can hear him in the video.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# won't play for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# really?
are you in britain? it might be that other countries nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# no, just my computer getting ready to die
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# i could email you it if you like?
i'm not sure it's worth it though. it's my first animation where anything happens and it's a bit shoddy.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
# even my email isn't working
fortunately, the only things i do on my computer are listen to music, check the weather and waste my life here. just waiting for a new(er) computer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# well it's walks about a bit and then spunks blood.
not much to it.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:54, archived)
# sounds fairly straightforward
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
# while i'm here i'm going whore my sig.
it's a b3ta meme song but it seems to have slipped through the board without many folk seeing it and i reckon it should appeal to /board more than /links.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# throw a phone book on it or something
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# kill it with hammers?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# 3 pubes, colour correct. well done
is 2 can about?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:38, archived)
# 2 can?
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
# 2can chunder
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# still none the wiser.
am i being very thick?

edit. yes. just realised it's a person. have i ripped 2can off? will he kill me?
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# He's a user
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# and abuser

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# and a pick pocket!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# and excuser?
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# No, I want to ask him something
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# it wasnt directed at you personally, just a question in the thread
Sorry for the inconvenience.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# no inconvenience.
sorry for the poverty of thought.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived)
# haven't seen him around
but i've only been here about 2 hours, he could be lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# He is only usually on during the gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# i'd say me too
but the stats board would suggest otherwise.
it would also suggest that i need to get a life :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Na, he's a dr that's why he's on at strange times
That's why I wanted to ask him a quick question
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# ah, right
nothing serious i hope?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Na I just keep getting bastard headaches
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
# i know the feeling
apparently, it's caused by constricted blood vessels in my head. as a fellow sufferer, i would suggest cutting out coffe, having a relaxing hot bath and maybe some chamomile tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# I dont drink coffee
Only tea.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived)
# just as well
very bad for headaches
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# this makes me smile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Big
cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:56, archived)
# those, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived)
# This is far too clever for such a silly meme
That's why I'll always like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:04, archived)
# It's just about some Scottish fellows
what like to rock out.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived)
# and cock out

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Two more for tonight.
'ning board!

Can't stay tonight, off to see Lucy Porter. Trying to do some harder pics today, the left one is a Gil Elvgren update, the other one needs new hair I think, wanted to use some softer colours though and got carried away. Enjoy! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:10, archived)
# ooooo Lucy Porter.
Miniature, filthy-mouthed, perfection.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# ^ Very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# the top one is watching out for ceiling cat
look at that hand, you know she's ready for a quick flick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Aren't they all?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# yes. yes they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Good stuff
Enjoy yourself tonight, Lucy Porter is great. Though her smile does seem to be wider than her face at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I will measure it for you.
And while she's distracted have a peek down her top.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# she got licked by a tramp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# ?!?
Really? That might have been me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# really
she told everyone about it on never mind the buzzcocks, after which mark lamarr referred to her as the thinking tramp's crumpet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Well, plenty of tramps round here
Maybe she can do it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# smother her cheeks in buckfast
that should do the trick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)
#
This is the westcountry FFS! Where am I supposed to find buckfast?! :)

Off now, just time for a quick pint in the sun first.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
# merrydown, then
never had buckfast, not that popular here in the pool.
enjoy your pint!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Nice :)
I really like the spaces between the colour blocks. I've done a few like that but more jagged and extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Thanks!
It seems to make them 'work' somehow. I'm thinking of turning them into stencils, so didn't worry too much about them, then decided they were needed! They drive me mad at times though. Seen yours, I like them, Mictoboys are good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Lib Dems

Beau Bo d'Or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Don't flood the board,
there's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# 1 Labour, 1 Tory, 1 Libdem
Legal obligation during election time, dear chap..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Green?
Well exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Strategy

Beau Bo d'Or blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# hahaha
amazingly done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Some sick puppy somewhere
is cracking on off over that pic right now....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# no i'm not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
# ha ha
Methinks, The lady doth protest too much...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:03, archived)
# if i stop protesting
will you animate it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:05, archived)
# don't look so shocked
this is me you're talking to!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Wow,
What a great image to see as I pop on /board!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# well done!



(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:41, archived)
# It's like Honecker vs Brezhnev all over again.
But way more Oxford sexay.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Charlie, Brown

Watch the TONY BLAIR video
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# yoink! :)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Thought you might like to see this:
thread :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Haha!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# vid crashed :(

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Nicely
Vid crashed?
Seems OK to me. It's very much in the vein of your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Vid Crashed?
Vid Crashed?
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Awesome
Have a Blaireon
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Halfway through
Paul McCartney?
(I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] an't really be bothered...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# puff puff give mother fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Well i would vote for him now.
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)

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