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[challenge entry] Unshopped peroast for Compo....
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 3:47, archived)
# MOVE CAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 3:50, archived)
# Hello you!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 3:50, archived)
# hey mate
how's Indonesia treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 3:54, archived)
# Same old Same Old...
But never a dull moment...been busy recently which is a bit of a bummer.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 3:55, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 3:30, archived)
# ...looks a bit grim.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 3:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Aim to please . . . and . . . please to aim !
Out Great Rageous !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# He's just trying to establish a Peck-ing order
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:52, archived)
# we don't want anymore budd dwyers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:58, archived)
# yes
for tribs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:28, archived)
# hahaha
Best store ever :)

EDIT: also my neighbour came in to use my internet today and when the comp booted up it was that pic of bennett/wez/freebase
I didn't know what to say :)
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:32, archived)
# You could have said : "THAT'S HOW I ROLL" just slightly too loud, but without shouting.
And then stared at him until he left...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:39, archived)
# he's bigger than me
but I feel I now have the advantage !
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:51, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahah
fucking total winnage
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:41, archived)
# slightly different face on bennett than the other one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:45, archived)
# hahaha FUCK
I was just like, OH YEAH MAD MAX TWO, then put a chain on his neck, now he can't tell anyone ;)
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:50, archived)
# freebases face fitted so beautifully it wasn't even funny
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)
# not funny until you have to explain him to a neighbour
haha, he just accepted it

also bennett is well scary in this one
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:59, archived)
# i often think what regular people would think of freebase, i imagine they are quite bamboozled
i want rubber halloween masks of his face to go into production, i would totally fucking wear one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 3:01, archived)
# I'd have one for when my nephew misstook me for my brother and went 'Daddy'?
I'd turn round in a freebase mask and go 'NOT DADDY' like from commando haha
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 3:03, archived)
# LOL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 3:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:18, archived)
# A rival to B& Q?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:33, archived)
# YES!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Yes . . . now let's meat him up close and personal . . .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wam3YTr3PhA
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:37, archived)
# i'm actually eating meat right now
bacon grills with bread
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:42, archived)
# Yumaliscious !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:47, archived)
# haha
Freebase should be called 'Egon' in this pic
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Skiffle!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 3:38, archived)
[challenge entry] In a perfect world
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:29, archived)
# perfect for an onlooker who has just had a pint and can watch from afar
:)
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)
# Or an onlooker
who just had 15 pints in a car.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:32, archived)
# DONT MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY
hehe
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Sorry
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)
# drunk driving is always best with a head hung low
or save it for the judge
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Fuck off. I do my best work when I'm pissed up.
Driving, court appearances, jury duty, whatever - it can all be improved upon with a couple of shots of absinthe.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)
# I find a couple of G and Ts
improves my surgery no end.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:45, archived)
# I can usually only bear to speak to the cabin crew before shotgunning a couple of cans of Special Brew.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)
# It's terrible how they've relaxed the standards for stewardesses
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:53, archived)
# they should have 'the debate' in a bar
much more fun
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Do it in a pub car park.
Very cheap to make. If you don't, Sky will.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:50, archived)
# brown and cameron in nappys
wrestling
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8901329
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:56, archived)
# hahah
keep that on the d low haha
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)
# THE SUN
BROWN IN NAPPIES SHOCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:58, archived)
# as much as I hate LFC
The sun paper is 500000x more of a cunt
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:00, archived)
# An onlooker wouldn't be driving
or at least not through the catastrophe.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)
# BUT YOU WOULD BLAME YOURSELF
again
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:47, archived)
# 15 pints:
Doubt I'd remember it. It'd probably come trickling back to me after a week.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:55, archived)
# or trickling into the bog
with a donner kebab
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Sounds about right
but it wouldn't take a week.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)
# unless it haunted you
nothing worse than waking up to a brown 'smudge'
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Except a Brown...
...well anything really.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:09, archived)
# you daft racist ;)
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Nah!
Lacist at the worst. The capital Bee was deliberate.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:20, archived)
# ;) hehe
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:25, archived)
[challenge entry] As nobody's posting
Falling Rocks!



The antonym is implied.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Falling Rocks The House !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] just in case anyone's wondering


this sign is absolutely 100% genuine from the barrel lift for the dray in the cellar from the pub where I used to work.
(I helped save b3ta! lucifer101, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived)
# must have been a ald mans pub
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
# This was my old man's last pub
it was a very nice place. I lived in the roof for a while. My rotweiller once jumped out of the second floor window and landed on one of the tables below to the surprise of the guys drinking at the table and who's Alsation she then proceeded to attack.



Click for bigger (154 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:54, archived)
# rotweillers should be more publically loved
alsations are German, so lose by default
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Yeah, because
Rottweiller really isn't a German name is it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Needs more CDC
:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)
# is that alonso?
don't worry, it happens to everyone with a fiat eventually.
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# :D...quiet up here
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# It was a very good year . . . lighter than air !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# CLEARLY SHOPPED
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# ah, you caught me.
give me a minute, I'm sure I've got a picture of my dog around here that I can replace it with :D
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:10, archived)
# it fucking stinks of volcano round here
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# My old man was around today.
he seems quite excited by this whole volcano thing. Was telling me how his car is full of dust but he could not understand how we had clear blue skies. I explained to him that unless he lived on the coast of Norfolk he's not seen any volcano dust and all that is on his car is shit from the recent rain that's dried on the car.

"Are you calling Sky News a liar? I suppose you know better than them eh? Why do you think the planes can't fly? We are covered in volcano fallout..." etcetera.

I showed him this www.eumetsat.int/Home/index.htm and he just made the noises people make when they realise they have just been proven wrong but are not yet prepared to admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)
# hehe
must be the fields (on fire) ;)
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:13, archived)
# I spend my life making those noises.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:20, archived)
# are you sure
that's not just wind?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:21, archived)
# I have it as my ringtone.
Unfortunately nobody calls me 'cos I'm a cunt, though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:26, archived)
# oh surely not?
I imagine that you are quite popular with the chess club?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
# I'm actually quite good at chess.
Though NOBODY I know can play it. Philistines. It's all high speed hedgehogs and getting coins out of snakes these days.

Or it was last time I looked. Some time in the nineties.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:30, archived)
# at least you don't support liverpool
;)
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Ha ha, yes.
It's a good skill to have. It rides high on my CV in place of where there would be proper skills.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)
# :)
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:42, archived)
# ha ha ha! , but...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# ...something about 365 used condoms...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Maid eet ...


[edit] ... now at The Crucible ...
(DanKiddieWomb ########################################, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# pfff!
this reminds me that the masters starts tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
#
masters World Championships. Silly Monkey! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# i know what i meant!
i'll have to get a good supply of lollipops in for watching it. i blame mu for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Time for a clean break . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:11, archived)
# it's only a game
so put up a real big fight
i'm gonna be snookering you, snookering you, snookering you tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# remember to chalk the tip
i got a terrible rash last time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Yeah but . . . you rack'm up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Needs more racist twat!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Fuck, I love snooker.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# Chocolate Up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:40, archived)
# OMG!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
# MAKE THIS
and I will buy them all
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:59, archived)
# ha
Now that is good
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 8:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Morning with Ann & Nick
(Euan_Kerr, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Looks like Ms Widecombe is butt-fucking teh Grif'
I endorse this gif whole-heartedly
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:51, archived)
# UUUURRRRGHHH.
But YAY for morphing!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)
# she should take this to a plastic surgeon
it is a great improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# hahaha..she's squeezing a hard one out there
hhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:57, archived)
# haha - reminds me of this:
news.bmezine.com/2008/04/01/got-your-nose-in-bmenews-publishers-ring/
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
My absolute favourite bit is the fact that they've put black boxes over his eyes to obscure his identity. The identity of the fella with no nose. Well, I'd never work out who it was.

EDIT: Ha ha, Ok, not real. Hey, it's late!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Coincidentally, I found
one I did years ago today.

Nowhere near as slick as Mo and Nick though.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)
# it's scary because it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# cor!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] AAAAAAAAAAAANNE:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# It's all up . . . err . . . downhill from here . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# luckily she has air-brakes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# In that case . . . keep'r away from open flames /\/\/\/\/
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)
# congratulations
you've found someone who actually makes her look less ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Better destroy it with fire, just to be safe
And here's a pic for The Alchemist.

Her name is Fliss Walton. Here is a big pic of her. And here is her acting profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:53, archived)
# She's pretty in those photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:56, archived)
# 'struth
She would definitely get it.
(providing she wanted "it" of course, which is a big fucking if)
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:33, archived)
# The bloke next to her is my old next door neighbour.
I'm still sickened that he was in an advert with Jamie Oliver and didn't kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# It's sad that neither of them are genuine Halifax counter staff
but rather professional actors. They're lying to us!
www.imdb.com/name/nm1015511/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# that's actors for you
cunts, the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)
# That Sainsbury's one.
He was also in a Doritos ad. He appears to play 'generic cunt' in adverts quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# i believe that's called casting to type
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# advert still sucks
all corporate stuff does....actors just go down in my estimation....listening to Stephen Fry & others has been a right turn-off...I believe the term is"selling out"....too feckin'true
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:04, archived)
# so getting paid for what you do is selling out?
Its fair enough in my opinion, They get paid to stand in front of a camera and that is what they do...
Are you saying that if someone in a suit asked you if they could pay you about a million quid for half a days work and the use of your face, you would say no?
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:31, archived)
# and Paul Whitehouse is funny in those Norwich Union ads is he?
we're being fed Corporate"humour"..having it rammed down our throats in fact.....100 times a day....couldn't give a fuck what the greedy bastards get paid....just that when they ram corporate humour down us it ain't funny at all...and fuck those who wish to further the sick gravy-train.......satire against it all is the real tonic...not having to watch these arse-lickers every five fuckin' minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:58, archived)
# And that will be the end of her acting career
if I ever meet her!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# I HATE THIS WOMAN!!!!!
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:16, archived)
# lol, I met her a few weeks ago, she's gorgeous, that animation doesn't do her justice - i just watched the ad
some low/no budget stuff she's in

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3D3bi-41eE

also here
www.dailymotion.com/video/xcx3lr_secure-position-sci-fi-london-48-hr_shortfilms?start=1


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# If I was single,
I'd happily make inappropriate and stalkerish comments towards her resulting in a restraining order.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# I didn't know about the ad until now
she's very nice, hope she gets lots and LOTS more work

:P

ta ta
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Liquid Youraimium !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Nooow ya on the trolley!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Yes . . . yes I am . . . . CLANG CLANG !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# 'I'm gonna kick yer tit', arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# So who is she?
the credits cut off at the Daily Motion site and I can find no other clues... damn Internets!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Check the links under my anim gif
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:18, archived)
# thanks!
those weren't there before, right? I am fighting a cold and my brain is in half-gear...

If they were looking for an actress to play the part of Rachel Maddow she might do OK.

(for those in not Merilka, Rachel is a very popular lefty news commentator on MSNBC.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:44, archived)
# I posted them at the same time as the pic
No Jedi mind-tricks here. Not tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:54, archived)
# good thing I am not driving tonight!
i would have missed something important...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:57, archived)
# I thought I was the only one....
must be her head movement
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# (stab you in the face with an) ice (pick), (stab you in the face with an) ice (pick), baby.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# A bit of a late reply from me, but \o/ yay!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Anne Widdecombe
is a Bible-bashing homophobic cow

The Tories have a piss-poor record on gay rights, but when you compare voting on gay rights, it's Widdy who comes out with a smnashing 0%

mygayvote.co.uk/
www.stonewall.org.uk/what_we_do/parliamentary/general_election_2010/3870.asp

Lovely anim, BTW. The hands on the shoulder make it look like Anne Widdecombe is fucking Nick Griffin inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably been done a million times, as it's not very clever. But still, it's late.
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# tally ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# If enough of you want a pair I'll make some from some old carpet

(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Reminds me of Punt and Dennis...
The Gossard Wonderpants...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# could do with those for cycling...
but i'd be worried about chaffing...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# i can do that without the pants...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Divide and conquer?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Divide the conkers
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:55, archived)
# I was waiting for that!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:07, archived)
# is that the b3ta test?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Not shopped?
(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# whats it doing on here then?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:21, archived)
# isn't that cute?
BUT IT'S WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
was that from "two stupid dogs"? or wren n stimpy? I always forget
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# two stupid dogs
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# heh
"yewwww idjeeeeeet stimmaaaaaaaaay"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# my favourite was when he invented the happy helmet
"YOU SICK, LITTLE MONKEY!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# i like the one where he went inside his belly button
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# ah, jerry the belly button elf
i love the space madness one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)
# log log its big its heavy its wood
log log its better than bad its good
everyone wants a log!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAANN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# new! Action man log
With realistic facial moss!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Someone filled a food recepticle with fluid from a sore
then threw it at a chap called William. This is the warning.

"Duck, Bill! De plate o' pus!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
#
Only 20 matches on tineye.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# It's Real Photo Friday-Evening
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# it runs into"Look what I didn't Shop Saturday"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# uh! oh!...............................here comes de bouncer
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] This is pretty much all they need to say


Click to embiggen as rapidly as Nick Clegg's popularity.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# i say give them a chance
how worse then they make it?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Ooo, a challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] they say watch a politician's hand gestures to understand what they really mean
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Did it just....
Er... wait... didn't I used to be...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Gotta watch that body lingo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Say what you will about Gordon
but he's got smashing legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# he'd be more popular as a trannie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:20, archived)
# cor
the gif that keeps on giving
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun a million times I'd guess
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# DAMN YOU, SIDESHOW BOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# "Plummet Airlines"
..not the most re-assuring thing to see as you're boarding...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:04, archived)
# *looks up for plums*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:07, archived)
# don't you usually look down for plums?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# You might be standing beneath a plum tree.
or on your knees, for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived)
# standing under a plum tree, maybe
on my knees? not a fucking chance!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:15, archived)
# So it's me on my knees, eh?
Again. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:20, archived)
# you love it, you slag!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:23, archived)
# when bobbing for plums use a straight line
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# plum plum crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Plum Loco and his cousin Vinny !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# "brother Jeb said it was a done-deal"
Rich Hall's take on the crucial vote in Florida-classic:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Target sighted !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha...............*must get closer*....*must read*
aaaaaaaargh/CRASH!!!!!!!!!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:43, archived)
# that's not even the same kind of car
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Mais Dites ...
(DanKiddieWomb ########################################, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
that deserves a spanging, but i'm too busy giggling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# you bloody bastard
:-) *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:56, archived)
# This reminds me of those godawful halifax ads.
although that girl who puts on ice ice baby is weirdly hot
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# omg they SUCK HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# ISA ISA baby!
I need to make that into a gif. Just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:18, archived)
# *dreams*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# She is rather
isn't she
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 20:57, archived)
# No! A thousand times no!
Please tell me you are joking?
I want to hit her with a spade and throw her down a coal mine.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Cool !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Ha ha
Although where are the baby warning signs?
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Cardiff I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:42, archived)
# i am lovin this
tru fax
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# ho lee fuk
post#2 gets to the front page

cheers?
...
(DanKiddieWomb ########################################, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I just giggled toast into my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] No Go
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# i tried to keep on the grass
but i couldn't handle the paranoia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# It's all behind you now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# WHERE!?
*swivels frantically*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Keep swivelin' . . . and hold the pea soup !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# how did you know i was eating pea soup?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Your paranoia is justified !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# *complies*
*orders twelvety Thai-sticks*...bliss:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Sticks to your brains . . . not to your ribs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fantastic and bonkers as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:08, archived)
# They're coming to take me . . . nowhere . . .
Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] quick, cheap n nasty


ps 1st gif attempt in 47 years
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# I like this:D
it's certainly not nasty....eez well cute
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:32, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Looking forward to seeing them in the rearview mirror . . .
good movement !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)
# i like your strip of zombie bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Yes, voodoo works well for the atkins diet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# He has quite a swagger for a n00b.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha
bless him.

They made gif's when dinosaurs were around? :O lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# was nothing but GifAnimator.exe's finest :p
I invested 7 damn minutes of my time making that too!!!

PS might cyas on Live soon, got more spies to kill :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# YES YES YES YES and YES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# pah
that road is using makaton to sign, he should really be using BSL.

unless he's on chrildrens TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Quick, durty, silly!


Click for bigger (32 kb)
(EggyBred, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:23, archived)
# im blue dab a de dab a doo shabba abba de do...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:24, archived)
# i'm blue
in aberdeen i will die
in aberdeen i will die
in aberdeen i will die

i'm blue
in aberdeen i will die

rinse and repeat
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)
# you fucking cunt
i did not need that in my head
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# sorry :(
blame skug, he made me do it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Above the underworld ^
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Evening Mu
I like your secrit language.
I have one too!

(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Oooh. Nice.
I take it that all are aware of the excellent site omniglot?

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# I fucking love omniglot
I'd post my writing system there but I can hardly claim to have invented it - it's just an adaptation/progression of an existing system [Braille adapted for handwriting]
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Ah, no, I don't think they feature kitchen table alphabets :)
There should be a site for made-up alphabets, though. That would be excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# on the contrary
omniglot.com/writing/conscripts.htm

i've not been on that site in years!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# I sit corrected!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:58, archived)
# they have a section for made-up alphabets
omniglot.com/writing/conscripts.htm

EDIT: damn, too slow again! *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:57, archived)
# File not found
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Sorry, forgot the http in the link.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Now you've really got me going in circles @
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# I always liked this one
omniglot.com/writing/vine.htm
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# some are totally insane
omniglot.com/writing/gernreich.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# That one's just crazy
How are you meant to read anything with that? It's like an ant got drunk and fell in an ink pot.

It also reminds me of really stupid programming languages. I like Cow, which is a palate swap of Brainfuck, where code looks like

Moo mooo moooo? Mooo mooo moo!

and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# I had an idea for a hexagonal writing system,
where the layout would indicate grammatical structure rather than spoken order.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Definitely. I think 2D writing systems would be a great idea. Seems like there are a few on omniglot, like the maze one.
Or omniglot.com/writing/patternscript.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Ooh
I like that one.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# There's a similar language called Oook.
I agree that many of those constructed scripts are useless as they are too hard to read, but I think the minimal stacking alphabet is quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
# I like the Chef language, too
You replace variables with ingredients, and initialise them with the quantity you need, and then add them to the cooking bowl and pull them out again.

I think Ook and Cow are both just Brainfuck with different symbols. I also like Fuckfuck which exists in a few variants where you replace the characters with swear words. :)

Anyway.

"Graph Script was created by Nicholas Harvey, a visitor to omniglot.com. He created it because he wanted his own script to express the creative person that he is. To him, creating scripts is an art form. He strives to be different from everyone else, so he made a script that is read from bottom to top and from right to left, and written in the form of a grid. It is unique in that it can be written on graphing paper."

He sounds like... a total wanker... On the other hand, I may start inventing writing systems. It'd be a way of expressing the creative person that I am -- almost like an art form.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Like, Python is quite fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Actually I've never used Python
I don't think I've used any scripting beyond Bash scripts. I'm a rubbish programmer really.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:24, archived)
# No man, Like, Python.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Oh right, I'd forgotten about that - it does look fun. There's lolcode in a similar dark corner of the programming language world.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Hmm
You mean this kind of python?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8621374.stm

Edit: God damn I'm slow. Never heard of it. I'm going to go a-Googling if my internet holds up.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:31, archived)
# hahaha
i like that one.

it does remind me of lolcode too. not that that's a bad thing - i'm just waiting till there's good enough lolcode to c (or to fortran) convertors and then i'll start programming in lolcode exclusively.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Hahh. What a tool.
Yeah, I looked at Chef. It's quite a neat idea, but probably not very practical :)

(and as for ^ python, yes it is great. I read the discussions on perl6's language evolution and cringe at the increasingly arcane decisions they are making, like metaoperators and junk and that).
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:26, archived)
# I think Chef is probably deeply impractical
I like the Hello World! program the guy who invented it wrote. In the comments he says "This program prints 'Hello, World!' on the screen. It also makes an awful lot of food for one person."

One of these days I will port a CMB Boltzmann integrator to Chef. Or to Shakespeare.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)
# THAT'S A LOAD OF GLYPH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

:D

:(

*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
#
Here's mine

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:59, archived)
# I like this
I also like the one further down there *points*
Are they for a constructed language or a natural one?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Dubsar Gibil is for "Modern Sumerian"
which is basically Ancient Sumerian with some canonical decisions made about how it should actually be pronounced.

The other one I did today I just made up for no reason in particular.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:10, archived)
# ahh, i see
consider me very impressed!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:12, archived)
# It's loosely based on Old Persian Cuneiform,
and would be written in a clay tablet (should one desire to do so) with a flathead screwdriver.

I've also used it for writing Katababeli, which is my pet constructed language.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:14, archived)
# haha
would that be an ancient persian flathead screwdriver?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# No that would be a modern one,
they're the ideal tool and everybody's got one somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Except ancient Persians
Unless they were *really* ahead of their time, although that would explain a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:39, archived)
# There aren't many Ancient Persians around these days,
but if there were, I like to think they'd speak Modern Sumerian.

Although they'd more likely be speaking Farsi.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)
# I like to think there's still some
in a deep, remote valley somewhere in the mountains on the border between Iran and Afghanistan. Though that seems a bit far East so perhaps some mountains a bit nearer here.

I once saw a program that decided that Eden was in one of those mountains and that the story in the Bible was a garbled version of a folk myth dimly remembering a patriarch who was expelled from the valley. They didn't say what he was expelled for so, inspired by the Holy Bibble, I'm going to go for shagging goats. www.holybibble.net/latest.php?id=11

Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)
# yeah, this
she doesn't know it but one of these days i'm gonna abduct her and marry her

wait, did i just type that out? damn.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:16, archived)
# :$
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:17, archived)
# haha
i don't even know what that's meant to be. is it someone who got confused and then had their mouth stitched together?



wait, now i'm sounding *really* creepy. :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:22, archived)
# On MSN it was a blushing, embarrassed smiley.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Ah, good
I feel less creepy now.

But only a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:33, archived)
# I fight back!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Once upon a time there was Dave...
He was lost...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# I have to say, Mu, that I don't care for the 'e' very much. It looks a little like a square apple.
I like 'c', which is a stretched π and the 'o' and the 'a'. The boob letter (I) is quite good also.

Oh, and 'h' isn't great. It just has a little h on top! (see also, 'l').
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# I like the e and the h and the l. Don't start with me the alchemist.
(Mue, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# How did that happen?
(Mue, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# That's better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Sticky bizknits !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(jokes technique) x 1,000,000
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Face, meet palm.
Oh no it's stuck! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:45, archived)
# jesus on a boat
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:55, archived)
# I don't know why either.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Arf
No chance he'll sink Titanic at the box office though.
(manifold, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Just the tip of the lettuce !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)

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