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# Always fighting over that Centre Line! "Meep! Meep!"

Click for Better
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:56, archived)
# The red car and the blue car had a race
All that blue could do was show his face
He smarms everything he sees
From babies to OAPs
But smart yellow, he took the centre way.

(Roughly translated : Woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha
Oh man does that take me back! Do I remember correctly, that they used to show that advert in cinemas too? I faintly remember it being associated with the Bambi movie...I think.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:11, archived)
# They've started reshowing it
Saw the ad on TV a few months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:20, archived)
# top stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Ugh oh!
Looks like Brown is about to use his blue shell. Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# NEEDS MOAR COMMENTS
fantastic stuff maiden :D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# very good!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:15, archived)
# FIRE A RED TURTLE SHELL GORDON!
....oh hold on.....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:33, archived)
# This is quite enjoyable

evening miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Evening Mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:40, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear about your lesbo hamster

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:44, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:47, archived)
# OUTRUN
HEEEEEEEEEP
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I will stick this here
because it is too confusing. I don't think I will ever understand Brit Politiks...



and it is my 1500th post!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
:DDDDDDDDD
(herman:D, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(talcy, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# What do the horizontal scale and Werner von Braun have in common?
Both are ex-Axis.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived)
# arf
will keep that in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# you are missing a curve...
..or THE NUMBERS DON'T ADD UP!!!11!!!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# More of the shitting please

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Behold the Possible Video Comeback!
(MichaelGalethe1st, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:19, archived)
# make this a reality
make it so i don't have to rewind it afterwards
make it so that pause means 'pause' and not 'jitter'

actually, don't make it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Hah
I've seen them in audio cassettes... this is the logical progression.
www.geekologie.com/2007/10/mix_tape_flash_drive_is_retrom.php
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:23, archived)
# And here's my thumbdrive
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Sandisk Cruzer Micro
AICMFP
:)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:18, archived)
# VHS FOR THE WIN!
see sig!



/shameless plug blog
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Eh
..
(MichaelGalethe1st, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# ??/
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# what u mean
I like your blog by the way
(MichaelGalethe1st, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# thankyou
i fucking love vhs.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Race ya to the patent office!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Adolf Hitler and his guards leaving Tesco during 'The Great Marmite Sale' of January 1933
CFB
inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/10016960
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Arf!
Bovril kicks Marmite's yeasty ass.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:52, archived)
#
Kaufen Sie ein, erhalten eine kostenlose!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:53, archived)
# ich habe sogar kein Brot hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Aber Sie haben viele Soldaten!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
# sie sind nur für das Bumsen nichts anderes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# er hatte einen Hoden, hatte aber viel Liebe zu geben
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
#
dieser Übersetzer bildet die Wörter alle falsches Bumsen es und Bumsen Yahoo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Ich verwende keine Yahoo.
Ich verwende Google-Übersetzer. Ohne ihn hätte ich keine Ahnung, was Sie sagen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Zeik Heil!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:58, archived)
# IT'S SAUSAGE TIEM!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Haha
Genocide doesn't get any tougher than this...
(I helped save b3ta! milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:17, archived)
# genocide doesn't get tougher then this.

i can't eat that, that jew is underdone.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Where did he get that modern cart?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Yeah
Volkswagen didn't invent the shopping trolley until at least 1938!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived)
# the nazi scientists were very advanced i tell you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# It was suspected
that the V1 rocket programme was actually a cover for the "Rakete Warenkorb des Volkes" project, a device to speed up transport of light goods around large shops and warehouses, thus increasing efficiency of society by up to 5%. There is, however, very little evidence of this beyond second-hand testimony from captured Nazi rocket scientists. Any paperwork and prototypes would have been seized by the Russians in 1945.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:18, archived)
# dale winton got the blueprints
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I ain't 'fraid of no phone bill
(I helped save b3ta! laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived)
# lol
This is great. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived)
# one reply and an fp?
bizzaro!

anyway, i lol'd.
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:28, archived)
# FP? Seriously?
I'm definitely calling me mum now. She's going to want to put the whole internet on the fridge...
(I helped save b3ta! laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:02, archived)
# You are
Paul Copperwaite AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Best thing
for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I can't hide my pleasure at this
*fap *fap *fap
(RottenDotCotton Captain of the Dutch Rudder, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
#
I can't help but think the "yes" and "no" could be better the other way around.
(RABBALIPZ, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 19:10, archived)
# two dead wrongs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Ah, the staff canteen
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# yo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXZcO7J2AnM
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Such a wholesome, family-values kind of pop combo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:48, archived)
# hahaha. i like the nose drip of blood that turns into a spider.
have a graph!
i'm afraid it ain't no flo' chart muthafucka.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived)
# haha!
needs a small gold circle though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:32, archived)
# shut up with your complaining woman and go make me a cup of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Here's all you'll get...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# b-b-b-b-b-b-but
.
.
.
.
.
sugar?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived)
# No ring. Not real
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# It's the football-shaped anus that is really alarming.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# A Venn Diaphram:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:49, archived)
# football?
FOOTBALL?

www.smashy.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Handegg_thumb4.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Ball with uncomfortable points.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:15, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Is this it that this gives me the horn?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# ...............yup......................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Gordon Brown's desktop helper...

bindun? :)
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# I agree with Nick.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# I was once let down by a paper-clip
it's a long story
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Are you a balloon?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Hold yourself together and tell us
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# NO!
it would be all over the papers tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# And the clip would end up on YouTube
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# i really want to know now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# pfffft
In other work-related, karma-sapping news, I made this:
conservatives.eurorscg.com/
All your Tory source images in one handy location on the interwebs

just shoot me
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# haha
I haven't seen most of those. You gotta admire their poster skillzorz
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# tbh I feel sorry for most of the team working the tories' account
it must be difficult trying to provide advertising for a client so retarded that they launch cashgordon without telling you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Haha Mandy Antoinette!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# "Fire up the quattro, it's time for change"
Really? Really do they think that's cool?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Apparently it's a reference to some TV show
or possibly Suzy the singer

I'm so rapidly losing the will to live I don't know any more
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Or C. Give up and say "the economy" as many times as you can in the hope it'll all go away
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# I recently read that Star Wars..........


...was filmed in Lanzarote. Which explains my holiday snaps
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# these are not the sun loungers you are looking for
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Whoosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# jabba the beach hut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# classy birds in Rhyl
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Rub some on me, Bib!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:13, archived)
# never seen it
never tempted....nice snaps though:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Really? What bits then?

I've been to the place in Norway where they shot the Hoth scenes, and that temple in Guatemala that became Yavin IV.

If anyone wants to touch me, that's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Sci-Fi on Holiday
Compo it, or I shop a kitten and a knife.
EDIT: Plus three clicks for you lovely people
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# :DD
(herman:D, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Hitler felt he was a lot like his favourite spread

You either love him or hate him.

He promoted it at all his largest rallies, in a vain attempt to convert the nation.

He mistakenly thought it was made from the crushed bones of Jews, a myth that some fools still believe today.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8637473.stm
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# He would send soldiers he didn't like to the Yeastern Front
His mother's sister introduced him to the belief system. It was a blatant case of auntie marmitism.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# ahhh, the ol' marmite-jar-on-the-back-of-the-hand balancing game!
Hitler still holds the record, I think
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# I'm trying it now, but Hitler keeps winning
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
# You either love it... Or you vill be shot
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# i like marmite
does this make me a nazi?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:20, archived)
#
jelly.b3ta.com/board/10016782
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# that's alright, then
i thought i was going to have to fit a new shower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# I forzee a tausand jahre Marmeich!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# I forgot to add this
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8637473.stm
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# makes a bit more sense now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10016986
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# :)
many thanks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I can see me using it alot round here ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# I can see me using it a lot full stop
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Marmite for PM
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:27, archived)
# what a tool
with him, it's always "mememememe!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# if dogshit tasted like marmite
i might get a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Maybe it does
Have you tried?
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# no, the smell puts me off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# it doesn't
and doesn't spread so well when it's dry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# but it forms a good crust
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# chartrolled?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Score?
Rules?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# .
I'm almost tempted to post a link . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Infographics you say?
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Graph proves everything again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] may as well pea this'un


(edit: fixed!)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# You might have got a click
if you'd spelled 'inappropriate' correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# gaaaah!
bugger, *fixing*
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:01, archived)
# .



I've been meaning to do this 4 ages and ages.
now I have.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# 4 ages?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:00, archived)
# ages 4 and up
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# The 4 different ages
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Ah, so one, fifteen, seventeen and sixtyfive then.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Oh to be 17 forever

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# 4eva

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Jade, 4eva in our hrts
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# I'll have
one from the top and three from the bottom row please Carol...
(Carlosfandango, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 19:06, archived)
# 4 candles?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# LOL UR SO FUNY
CN SOM1 DO SOMTING ABT DAT?

*rubbish at txt spk*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# In B4 my condom

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# What the deuce?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Damn you vile women!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Damn you Fat Man!
On that note - byeeeee :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# was it Rofl Harris?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I just got called into a meeting with the head of IT and a digital project manager
They wanted my opinion on moving a website from one server to another. They had logged in and copied down all the files, and had them ready to upload to the new server, including the CMS files. "CMS?" I asked. "Have you copied the database as well?" "What database?" they replied.

I am beginning to wonder if I'm the only person in the company who understands anything. Needless to say, it's fallen to me to download and store an entire database so it can be uploaded to the new SQL Server. I'm halfway through doing this (I've copied down the table structure and field names etc) and the head of IT tells me he's going to switch off the old server as we don't need it any more...right? After all, why would we need any of the data?

*bangs head on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Good grief

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Apparently they're building a new digital team
I have to decide soon if I want to be a part of it...which translates to "do all the work because no-one else seems to have a scooby doo what they're talking about"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)
# ouch......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:14, archived)
# needs more "bangs head on desk pic"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:15, archived)
# this is the best I have
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
#
with all that banging head on desk I'm aghast you have any time to B3ta Sql or move data
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# I think I've damaged the desk
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# D'oh.
Do you call SQL 'ess que ell'? Or squirrel or sequel or something? I'm told a lot of IT people call it sequel but I don't want to use that term in case that's bollocks and I look stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# "Sequel" is fine, I'd normally just say Ess Queue Ell though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# What's that? Turn it off and on again you say?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Didya see the Greek Wedding one yet?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Ask if you can have that in writing
as well as a written promise that you can be first in line for his job when he gets kicked out for being an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# I have no idea what you just said.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Do you need a job as part of our new digital team?
You can be project manager or head of IT, your choice
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I made this just for you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# *bookmarks*
*copies and pastes into work emails*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# that's un4tunate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha!
what the hell is it with people who drench themselves in perfume/aftershave to the point bystanders feel like they've been exposed to mustard gas?

If they actually had a shower each day, I'm sure they wouldn't need THAT much
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# They think that if they can't smell it, it must have worn off, so they put more on.
It doesn't occur to them that they can't smell it because they're too used to the smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# This.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# damn their inferior sense of smell! DAMN THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:09, archived)
# "NURSE!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Very smart concept
I quite like this one.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# *spangs from orbit*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# ^ What he said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# "Votes and spangs in equal measure"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# And the Oscar for 'most contrived pun of the day' goes to....
*drum rolls*

Tribs!

*rapturous applause*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Thank you! *sniffs*
This means so much to me... all those years of listening to "I'm sorry, I'll read that again" and memorising the fish joke sketch... this one's for you, Cleese!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# And now would sir kindly proceed backstage for his 'photo call'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# If I had a vote, I'd give her one!
In other news, I saw Heather from Eastenders in the High Street earlier. So very exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# *breaks out weapons-grade spangtonium*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:44, archived)
# *votes*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Wigan nunnery?
Mind you, if anywhere needs one it's probably Wigan. :p

Top punning!
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:53, archived)
# *develops nun fetish*
Brilliant, horribly good puns!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# With that name, she should join this convent:
www.thesisters.org/meet.html#a
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Anyone remember Stratego?


Click for bigger (156 kb)

He's really good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# I used to love Stratego!
Thanks for reminding me. Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# from the makers of guess who?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Great Game!
Nicely done...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# yay I remember stratego...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Troubleshooting flow chart


Click for bigger (61 kb)
(SarkyStu, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Did you make this 20 years ago?
I'm sure I saw it back in the '80s...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# /\ this
it does look familiar
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I had it on the wall of my cubicle
propped up by the ashtray beside my electric word processor.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Re: Did you make this 20 years ago?
Damn my youthful good looks must be fading..
(SarkyStu, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# That seems to all be correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Hi. Welcome to the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Did you make this and stick it on the wall of the IT dept of the archaeology unit I used to work in?
You must have done...if so, then do I know you? *peers*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# this makes me glad i don't work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Hey SarkyStu, can I use your dictaphone?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# No, use your finger like everyone else!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Hello? Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:04, archived)
# What's that, lassie? Mediocre has fallen down the old well?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Proper lol

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Is there a 'click for something you actually made' button?
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# *chooses "don't fuck with it" shortcut*
bestest of all routes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Did you really make this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Catch hell?
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 21:14, archived)
#

And a shot of another retro-style game I'm working on.
Been playing Fallout 3. Wanted to make something set in a post-apocalyptic desert.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# hehehe....
and... inb4cenaris
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# JAAAAAAAACK!
Hello and Woo!

EDIT: Tir Na Nog! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Tir Na Nog - Ha!
I 'member that! Wasn't there Dun Darach as well?

Edit: When I was at school, my chums and I referred to this other kid as "Sidhe" since he had the same gait.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# play it with mods?
I recently got the GOTY version, installed FO3 Wanderer's Edition and haven't looked back.

EDIT: also, your own game is much closer in style to the original 2 Fallouts - which is a good thing indeed!
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# I play it on 360.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# I had the three red lights of doom last night :(
Halfway through a particularly good build on Dragon Age too...

Boxing it up for mending STAT.

EDIT GOTY edition is really good for 360. Broken steel mish is a bit meh but gives more levelling potential, but Point Lookout is really cool, and has the best weapon in the game IMHO.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# My 360 died last year.
Didn't get any red lights. The screen just went funky, and then stopped showing an image altogether.
Had to get it fixed.
Also got some sweet new fans installed that (A) keep the machine extra cool and (B) light up the box with green LEDs. Looks like my 360 is radioactive :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Oooh cool...
I think there's an option to get the fans upgraded when I send mine in. I would imagine I will take it.

I think it was the 60-hour Final Fantasy XIII marathon a couple of weeks back what done it.

On to the fallback position of KOTOR 2 on a clapped out laptop while 360 gets mended. Rarely a chore to go through that masterpiece again.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Have you killed a Long Gui yet?
I need strategy advice!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Oh poor you.
I'm so sorry. Does it hurt?
(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I used to turn my nose up at console gaming, too.
But it's just so much EASIER than faffing about with a PC.
My home computer is used for work only, these days.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Break open skulls for Rupees?
Are there humping zombies?

Getting very Zelda like to me :)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# damn you, man!
i'm addicted to this thing! you seriously need to draw these faster!
also, anything post-apocalyptic gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Spooooooky....

EDIT - no jaws/mouths visible...?

*lives in hope of return of the Denizens*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Yea....
Are they going to play "Wack-A-Skull"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# ooohh... Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
#
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# lols
Fittingly done
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# *bums embassy*
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)

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