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[challenge entry] bross
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# clever
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# sadly been done a few times
but then again, after the first day, there are never many ideas left that haven't
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:12, archived)
# yup.. here was my attempt
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# It's his first day...
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:55, archived)
# And his last?
Poor fella
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# *give into subliminal message*
*click*

:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# hehehe
poor thing
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# YAY! ,,, I mean, OH SHIT
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha,
woofboom!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# nice cleavage
*fwaps*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# RPS - My sunday breakfast (in glorious HDR) ;)

Sadly now a distant memory
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Nice
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# thanks
it was very nice, I'd go so far as to say delicious ;)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Kim and Aggie are on their way, now!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:51, archived)
# who are they?
should I run?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
#
here you go
and, yes, I would start running
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
# oof
*runs*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Nice pic
Was waiting for the bacon to start talking?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# cheers
go for it ;)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Lovely, but U think it needs one of these?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I never have cock for breakfast
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# That's not what you mum says!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# oh cock!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Well this is excellent.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
# tom hank you
(t.hank you) ;)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:11, archived)
# bay kin
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:14, archived)
# beer can
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# why is this kitchen tilted?
you may need to check that spirit level
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Are you forin?
Whers de eggs, beans and tinned mushrooms. thats a spaz breakfast for sissy nerdies from Maida Vale
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:42, archived)
# TINNED
mushrooms? peasant!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Continuing the egg/stick Kemp's physog on anything theme:
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
#
egg dick
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Was either this or "Toss "R" Ross"?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# ARF............this am gud:)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] "just stick his fackin' fizzog on anything"

"it doesn't matter that it doesn't make sense, or isn't funny, or that it's shit"
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# I've heard that
he goes like a train
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# And that his partner is chuffed to bits
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# It's all to do with his diet
apparently he's a real good fat controller.

*facepalms self*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# *loads up the narrow gauge shotgun*
Don't bother running, I can track you, helped by various sleeper agents...
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# LET AWF SOME STEAM BENNETT
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Needs more "Schmerg merm"
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# indeed

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] "LUKE, ... er ... i mean, MARTIN*, I AM YOUR FATHER"

*insert name of eastenders character that would make more sense
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Minty?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# extra strongy?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Bit of a slow board today.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# it went retarded as soon as i started posting...
sorry
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# no more retarded than normal
esp if you have ever seen the late night shift's normal standard of sanity
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# the gayshift is too sane for me...
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# There are still posts of mine up from 2:40 this morning.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# ah. i'll try and get here earlier next week :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I'm back...
Did I miss anything?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday still rocks!

Click image for Bigger

I call it Dusty Remote.

Olympus Pen E-P1 and Logitech Harmony 1000 ;)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I like the Pen
Took it for a spin a couple of times when I borrowed it from a lady friend.
Nice little cam, if a bit slow.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Yeah it meets my needs pretty well.
I'm hoping a speedy Class 6 hcsd card will quicken it slightly, the multi-shot is humerous with my slow card though, I think I could press the button quicker manually!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# give any tool a camera and they think they're David Bailey
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Famous for his still lifes of technology was he? ;)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# and the odd bit o' minge
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# no, not really..but he knew how to take a good picture
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# 'Knows'
He hasn't popped it has he?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Also I hear he was a polite courteous board member!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# he didn't last long here then
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Sadly not...
Problem is, give any old tool a copy of photoshop and they think they're The Great Architect ;)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# not me guv, that c*nt doesn't live up to expectations
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# My cat, taken on my old mobile.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# huzzah...Kitten Sunday has officially started
:)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha!


my cat, Dudley, who hasn't mastered the art of playing with string.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# needs a top hat and monocle to finish off that dastardly 1920's villian look
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# and a cigar!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# and a damsel in distress tied to train tracks
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I saw the string mastered Dudley

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# isn't he a sweetie?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Yes

he looks rather disturbed here though
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahaa
He has the glint of Machiavelli in his eye
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# My cat's having the snip on Tuesday
Sounds like a load of old bollocks, but it's true.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Mmm this veal does taste rather nice

;)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
#
Learn him to hoover
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# DAVE!
nobody mess with him, he will tear your fucking arm off
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Scars tell their very own story..
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:08, archived)
# RSP TIEM!
have some books....



My dad bought the cunt colouring book.....

also, crazy hand coming out of head tiem!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# dear b3tauser 50879
www.flickr.com is thataway.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# But it's not a picture of a horse!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# RPS never 'rocked'
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# RPS you say
messing about with infrared:
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# wow, thats really quite beautiful.
i like.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Ta very much :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Noice

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# nice :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# real photo sunday ay?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Yay for little birdies!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Nice pic :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dogs pube?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] don't do it, Nick....
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# "Kingmaker Clegg & the Terrible Dilemma"
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# quite.
I wonder what b3ta thinks he should do...
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Kill David Cameron & wear his face?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# ha ha ha!
perfect. I agree.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Tears before bedtime :)

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# this is still fantastic
:)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Uh, Houston, we have a problem..
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# hahahah :D
Hello, Gordon. Do you read me, Gordon?
Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Open the pod bay doors, Gordon.
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
What's the problem?
I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
What are you talking about, Gordon?
This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
I don't know what you're talking about, Gordon.
I know that you and Nick were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Where the hell'd you get that idea, Gordon?
Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
Alright, Gordon. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.
Gordon, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.
Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# *Awards Oscar for best film adaptation 2010*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Author! Author!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Fantastic!
Clever sig placement, also.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Blessings upon the House of Alchemist..
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Nice - puts mine to shame
Sorry to push you down the page
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Carry On Kemp
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# i'd imagine it's a farcical documentary
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Shuriken!


(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# yak yak yak....nice one Ninj:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Ouch!!
Hai Elvis and thank you :D \O/
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Ow.
*click*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# nice 1:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] nyak nyak nyak
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] When Billy met Rossy..
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# ( . Y . )
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# *click*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Spray what?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
#

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:58, archived)
# "I'm not the grafitti artist you're looking for"
*moves hand*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahaha...
May I squeeze this pea in here Cap'n? *Click* BTW :D

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# By all means, Ninj.
I'm glad you did.

*click*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Ooh bless you matey!
:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Worth waiting for!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# :DD
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I know that scene!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# my camera fujifilm finepix s1730
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Ooooh nice!
*Click* :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your backyard snufflepig?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# its not a snufflepig its my cat:D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Sweet :)
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Most excellent, Herman!
:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# that's not a camera
its clearly a hedgehog
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# This.

And try focus better next time
*runs*
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# to much stella and it was 12.30am.
going to felixstowe with my camera :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nice one Rory!!

*Click* :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Ninj on a sunday :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Mornin' Herman! :D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# :D
good Morning ninj
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:45, archived)
# fanks ninj
ningles!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# ahaha:D
For RoryRattleHead Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# FUCK YES!!!!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Lovely :)
Kemp aint got aids!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Ross Kemp in Post-Apocalypse Australia
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] unshopped and pointless
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ditto
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 10:56, archived)
# What's wrong with my hand? What!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 6:08, archived)
# It can't read the QR code
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 6:11, archived)
# Just the andoird website, not that interesting.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 6:18, archived)
# camera and hand is going to be turned into a CDC in 3...2...1
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:02, archived)
# "Oh let me go-o-o-ooo" "No,no,no,no,no,no,NO"
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
# wanking cramp?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Is it possessed by the Spirit of Beadle?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Is off to walk the dogs...

* I can't keep up with b3ta this morning..
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# i know
it's moving so quickly, i haven't been able to read everything.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I wanted to make something this morning
but I never feel particularly inspired when no one seems to be here
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] KEMP ON ROWING
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 5:52, archived)
# kemp on zambonis coming up next?
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 6:35, archived)
# The Zamboni is reserved for Vimod.
Besides, I don't think Kemp has a licence to drive one anyway
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 7:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 5:23, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 5:48, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 9:37, archived)
# hahaha yes!
when will science give us one of these?!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 5:52, archived)
# YES

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 7:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning


hopefully not bindun
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Have a pea

(, Sun 9 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:33, archived)
# I didn't know that Kemp was related to Rooney.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 2:49, archived)
# The old king edward
from the queen vic.
(, Sun 9 May 2010, 3:15, archived)

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