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[challenge entry] Grrrrr...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Ver-ross-iraptor?
You fucking racist.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Tyrannosaurus Kemp?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# *TyrannosauROSS Kemp
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:45, archived)
# :)
has anyone done him as the chappy from Hellraiser yet?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# *opens Photoshop*
*steals idea*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# DO IT!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# THEY'RE IN THE KITCHEN KEMPY!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# They're lethal at acting, and I do mean lethal.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Passion in politics
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Nice effect!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# :)
it was one of the first Pshop tutorials that google spat into my questing face
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Why they don't just change their policy to "Principles for sale, apply within" I don't know.
Oh - yes I do - because they're pretentious, hypocritical fuckwits that are just as useless, wishy-washy and pathetic as everyone said they were.

That's it.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# bless :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# ha!
it makes me feel young again, seeing all this fumbling and confusion...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Expertly done.
*click*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# This^ so very much this^^^
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# nicely
..
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
# ta :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Horse Seam
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# The mind boggles.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# seams fine to me
:)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# What are you doing using feather you big mong?

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Polar bear cubs are fucking ace.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Very tasty with a blackberry jus!

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# HI HO SEAAAAAAAAAAAMS HORSE

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# bwahahahaha
win
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# runner-up
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Witty.
Post-modern, even.

I was in the Tate a few months ago, and there was this video footage of a naked young lady (the "artist", presumably) covering herself in red paint and feathers. There were several goatee beards standing in front of it "Hmmm"ing.

I strode up to it with my friend, stood right in front of it, and, putting my hands firmly on my hips, declared "Excellent!", and when it looped back to the beginning informed my friend that I was just off to the toilet, and should be back in 5 or 10 minutes. He told me that he didn't think my comments were being appreciated.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# i don't think i could stop myself from shouting
"WHAT A LOAD OF WANK"
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Well, the young lady in question was actually relatively fit
So I was happy to just stand, watch, and get a happy tingle.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Literal lol.
8D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# You have turned the seamhorse concept on its head.
I am in awe and will never post another.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
#
Seamhorsze
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# HORSES!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# ooh
that would look good animated. A bit like those advertising hoardings that have 3 posters on them on triangular sections
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# oh yeah, you're right.
The original layers are long gone now though :(
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# i clearly win the compo
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# I beg to differ....
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# damn, i may be wrong
that is rather shit, touche.

EDIT: my secret weapon is to resize it tiny, then massive again to pixelate it, bwahahaha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# It's all about compression....
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I'd forgotten about Moon Man & Space Horse! Beautifully compressed.
:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Nice variation.
I'll have to do one myself, eventually.
'click'
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I was going to do
Meme horse but I couldn't find enough source pics.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# srsly?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# His feet fell off


Bored and better in my head

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Cameron would definitely be in Slytherin, wouldn't he.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# He totally blew his legs off with that spell..
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Mad seamsing!

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Hello, Rudesushi!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Hell Toaster.
How is your penis today?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Low in mass, high in velocity.
Yours?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Slightly skewed, and suspiciously limp.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# That's bad. Terribad.
You gotta breathe some life into the little critter.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# This is a thing of joy, and not a little sexiness.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Oh shit!
I just noticed that the shadow totally doesn't match the rest of the picture! Now no-one will ever believe it is real :(
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Indeed - I for one think that the shadow is fucking shit and ruins the whole thing.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# :'(
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# There's no use crying - it's done now.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# That's pretty ultimate, right there..
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I like your username!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# damn you Malfoy!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Note: moustaches can impede smirkitude by over 40%.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# that top panel
shoddiest facal hair ever. And believe me, I've grown some pretty shoddy facial hair in my time
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Nice cardigan though!
And nothing says manly quite like a white shirt buttoned to the top, WITH NO TIE! YEAH BABY!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Thanks - it used to belong to my gran.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# It doesn't get smugger than this....
:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# He is a smug-looking cunt, aye.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# This must have taken many man hours to produce, so gets a click for sheer dedication.
Mm-mm. Dedication.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Thank you! :)
Most people just say "Lungs Drugs Challenge? Huh?"
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# the sign in the background :D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Lovely Moleypoo have a 'Fonda Smirk'

and *Click*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Oh hallo Ninjapotamus! That's great!
LUNCHTIME!
Hooray....... Back in an hour or two.
:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# This is exceptional, Ninj.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Thanks Cap'n
:)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# They look like the kind of lips that have just experienced the vibrating horror of tissue-paper-on-a-comb..
*rubs lips in attempt to dismiss phantom recall*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] prolly bindun
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# In other news, k3b/-\b just gazzed me a pic of his cock
If anyone else wants to do the same feel free, that way I can tell him if his is above average or not.

Ta.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Nice!
But stubbier than k3b/-\b's...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
#

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
metric too!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
:D

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# here's me with mine
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# a red-ex.
That's tantamount to impotency...

Edit: Ahh, I see it now.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# YES YES YES ALREADY
fixed
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# *starts singing

♫ When I'm Licking Windows ♫
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# here you go...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Nice cock, mate!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05, archived)
# it's a scream
LOL
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# It looks like he's always been there..
Brr.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Something about reactors..


(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# jesus christ
looks like that horrible 4chan meme
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# some poor kid with a horrible disease
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Oh. nasty.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# harliquin babies?
the progeria kid?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# the harlequin one I think yes
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# brian peppers?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# *knocks over lamp in attempt to get away*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# There's enough shit in there to fuck Cohagen good.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Mmmm. Sleazy..
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# LMFAO ! Winner!
clicks
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# ROSS KEMP
On TWIX.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# If you plan on watching "Iron Man 2", stay til after the end credits..
*geeky grin*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:53, archived)
# this you mean?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Mjolnir!
And Cap's shield does make an appearance..

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# oh......shitting......uck....
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# haha
too much fibre
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fuck!
:D

*clicks*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:51, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I literally PMSL. A bit of wee came out.
This entire thread made me laugh very hard indeed. My stomach aches and I'm out of breath.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Cheers, slva.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# hahahahaha... win!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# No shopping required..
.. aces, Joe!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Diana Ross


bastards at imageshack didn't like it
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:27, archived)
# LOL
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha proper lol!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Princess Ross.
What a pretty name.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE ONE FREE SICK PLEASE
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# SUPR CHEEP PRISE 4 U SIR.
JUTS REECH IN AN GRAB AN HANDFOL OF SIKC.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# *REECHS IN AN GRABS AN HANDFOL OF SIKC*
OH YAY. MY VERY OWN SIKC.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# smels funy vere sory not returnsable sory.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# oh dear
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahha! Awesome!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# phwoar!
: D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# I bet that tastes gritty
:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:35, archived)
# haha
can I take this opportunity to warn people not to use SerenataFlowers.com

they are a bunch of shits.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Uh-oh. What have you done to piss Mrs S off?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:33, archived)
# don't. fucking. ask.
it might have involved drinking too much, taking sleeping tablets and then talking a lot in a very slurred manner that I don't even remember doing.
However some things that were once only in my head appear now not to be.

Flowers cost far too much and looked like they had been picked up in Tesco.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Had, er ...
Had you just picked them up from Tesco, then?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# no I fucking didn't
wish I had though
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Eee crap.
If I were Mystic Meg I would say that your future holds a significant amount of spadework.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# yet another patio
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# You asked for a bunch of flowers and got a bunch of shits?
Perhaps it was just a clerical error.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:34, archived)
# So, I Googled "poo flowers" and this sassy lassy popped up.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# she looks angry about something
probably something I said
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# haha - look at that guy in the background
how arty-lover is he trying to look

edit: actually - I've just realised - he isn't in the background - he is balancing on her hand
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Well of course you did.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# It seems alien for anyone to expect me not to Google the phrase 'poo flowers'.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Hahah. "Look! LOOOOOOOK!"
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# I've had her
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# *sprays tea in wide arc*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaah
*giggles*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I wouldn't have minded if it was value for money shits
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# would
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Bros Kemp?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# *clicks hard*
:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# KILL THEM WITH GROLSCH BOTTLE TOPS!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# What a coincidence, I affixed two bottle tops to my nipples just earlier.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Pics, innit.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# im shy omg
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Bruvvaz!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
# bindun :(
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
#
this comes as no suprise. hey ho.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Hahhaaha! Great stuff.
:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# KEMPTASTIC!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
#

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:56, archived)
# I appear to be Ross Kemp
edit: CHEDGE!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:57, archived)
# No, *I'm* Ross Kemp!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# I'm Ross Kemp
and so is my wife!

/life-of-brian.blog
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# *stands up*
I AM ROSS KEMP!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Ah, yes - that's as may be, but
What about your wife?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# she's Steve McFadden
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# deep down
aren't we all really Ross Kemp?
hmm? hmm?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I'm not.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# look deeper.
d-e-e-p-e-r
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# I am not Ross Kemp
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:59, archived)
# That's exactly what the real Ross Kemp would say
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I'm both not Ross Kemp and not NOT Ross Kemp.
And therefore I'm quite confused.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Who are you? You weird fingered freak!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I think I am everyone in the world.
Including and not including Ross Kemp.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Take the test again, just to be sure....
just to be sure....
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Well I'm glad this is cleared up.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Do you live in Cheddar?
Wookey Hole pwns Cheddar Gorge, trufax.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Frome FTW.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Yeovil for the ultimate loss.
I remember in 1989 we went shopping for about six hours in the Quedam, came home. BOOM. Hillsborough disaster.

It was a harrowing day.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# No. Just a really rubbish pun.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Fair enough.
It's a notorious suicide hotspot, you know.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:16, archived)
# The gorge, I mean.
Not just Cheddar.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I don't know if I'm him or not
I must be Nick Clegg
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Do people agree with you a lot?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I agree.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I am not Ross Kemp
However, On the other hand...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I have had 3 finger in Ross Kemp...
...what do I win?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:02, archived)
# some lovely handwash
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Isn't this a test for gayitude?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# No. It's a test for Ross Kempitude.
There may be similar tests available.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Testosterone exposure or something
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Are you suggesting that Ross Kemp is gay?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I am not Ross Kemp
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I am not Ross Kemp, and neither is my wife.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# CHEDGE
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Bugger.
Edit: Hooray!
:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:12, archived)
# it was a sneaky one
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I'm not Ross Kemp and neither is my wife.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:13, archived)
# *passes mind-mop*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Really?
*sobs*


(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I feel bad now. We can still play - but you're not allowed back in my sandpit.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
#
sandpit wankpit
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:29, archived)
# It's more of a dungeon.
A dungeon under the stairs.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# what happens if my ring finger is shorter than my index finger?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Yooou're a laaaaaady! Or a man. I forget.
I also forge.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Oh I wondered what the blood on my leg was...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Same here
I think this is actually the norm. Worried about the original poster now.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:19, archived)
# The trend is for women to have a longer index and men to have a longer ring finger.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Ahh, better inform the missus tonight... she won't be best pleased.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Maybe she'll like it up the shitter
^ I can't believe I just typed that. I don't know you, or your missus. You're probably very nice people. I am so very sorry :(
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I can't believe you beat me to it.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Especially as I typed more.
The advantages of long fingers I guess...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:28, archived)
# You cur!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Give her a farewell bumming before telling her.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Her fingers may indicate that she's a homosexual male. Be alarmed!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# so Ross Kemp is a bisexual schizophrenic woman doctor?
It all makes sense now.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# that is the norm
if you're from norfolk
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:22, archived)
# But to be fair they have 6 or 7 fingers on each hand
so it can be a bit confusing
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# you have a smaller than average penis
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Apparently it's not.
But that remains to be independently verified.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Still not found a lady to ravage?
Surely there's at least ONE Aussie math nerd girl?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# There's three in my office.
Something tells me it won't end well.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# THREE.
That's three chances to fuck up and feel worthless and lonely. Three chances to put your weewee in one of their girly purses though.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I'm thinking of starting with the portly one.
As it's the lowest probability of rejection. The complement of course being the biggest feeling of worthlessness and loneliness.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# gaz me a pic, I'll verify it for you ;)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30, archived)
# alright.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:32, archived)
# OMG!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:39, archived)
# YEAAAAAAAH
*prides*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:41, archived)
# What if you deliberately cut off the end of your finger..just so you can say you are Ross Kemp?
..What if you shave your head, and smirk exactly like him?...What if.. you hide in the bushes outside his house and masturbate profusely whenever he walks past.. or have all 4 of your bedroom walls covered in pictures of the Kempster..and kiss them goodnight.. *coughs*..thats not to excessive is it?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] "and the seams to me are obvious, like a candle up your arse" (Candle up Your Arse by Elton John)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Seams you say?


*rolls out the ol' favourite*

Also - *spang*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:50, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I love this!
:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:01, archived)
# :o?

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Good seam horse!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha!
top seam horse!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:09, archived)
# So cute!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:11, archived)
# slva's pic really isn't that seamy. But since you brought it up...
Photobucket
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Textbook.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:25, archived)
# mmm... curly wurly
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I know - hardly seamy at all, but he mentioned seams and I had to follow suit...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:31, archived)
# :)
Not nearly enough seamhorszes around these days.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# hahahah wtf
it's a cross between Eldorado and the Marx Brothers
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha
the single most bizarre similie i've ever heard
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# haha Eldorado
MARCOOTH! MARCOOTH!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# gwhere are dyou goingk Marcooth?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:27, archived)
# hahah
she was nice
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Anyone remember Jesse Birdsall in the Bailey's ad? I DO.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:37, archived)
# was it the ad to do with stairs and some ice
erm I know what I mean
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:40, archived)
# You want ice?
You got ice.

/should be shot for remembering that
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:41, archived)
# *passes out blindfolds*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:42, archived)
# *lights one up*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Fuck off, it's his best work.
You should be revered, if anything.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Surely BUGS was the highlight of his 'career'
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# let everyone judge
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:49, archived)
# oh god yes
she was very pretty
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Someone actually made the effort to YouTube that?
Ye gods...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:51, archived)
# YEAH I DIDN'T WANT ICE ON THE FLOOR YOU PRICK WHO'S GOING TO CLEAN THAT UP
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# MY NICE NEW FLOOR IN MY NICE NEW FLAT!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:08, archived)
# HAhaha Awesome
far left is a ringer for uncle Phil from fresh prince. well done sir.
also, kemps.com is a real, if not slightly random site :D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:30, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:39, archived)
# fuck
they look like those scary fucking puppet things that get posted.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] My old working mantra. also a contributing factor as to why I don't anymore.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Nicely shrunk :P
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Teh croppin skillz
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:00, archived)
# hahahaha
Good work fella
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha
nice one
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:17, archived)
# OPQRSTU?
I don't get it?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14, archived)
# CFWOV?
i don't get it
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I also hate Glee, but
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Is that Howard from the Halifax adverts in the foreground?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Yes...
Yes, I think it is...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaa, it says 'Office'! You loon.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi, Tattoo!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
you're a NUTTER
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Hahaha you big silly.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# oi

:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:48, archived)
# hahaha Win.
Nik Nack Paddy whack !
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah! marvelous :D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Ross got mad and left, so they got a new Ross...



I wonder how long the new guy will last.

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# WARNING: This picture does not contain Ross Kemp
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:06, archived)
# They are on a break
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# hahaa
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:09, archived)
# heheheheheheheh
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# True. It's still very Ross Kemp related though.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# I like your profile
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
[challenge entry] The (original) Kempinator
In his younger days!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:46, archived)
# hehehe nice!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:47, archived)
# 'allo mum!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I need your clothes, your boots, and your jellied eels.
...or something
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:01, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# you're only lonely if you're not there for you
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Bewbs!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Bewbs!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Bewbs!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Bewbs!
/don't really get the pic, but can't resist a bandwagon blog
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Oprah shaved off Dr Phil's moustache or something stupid like that
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Americanlols!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# oh right.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:56, archived)
# C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this I think it should win the Kempo
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:37, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:38, archived)
# oh Friz! :D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:40, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:40, archived)
# but I made a pun
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 10:43, archived)

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