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Grrrrr...
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Ninj ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:28,
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Ver-ross-iraptor?
You fucking racist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:30,
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Tyrannosaurus Kemp?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:32,
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*TyrannosauROSS Kemp
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:45,
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:)
has anyone done him as the chappy from Hellraiser yet?
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:33,
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*opens Photoshop*
*steals idea*
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:35,
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DO IT!
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:43,
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THEY'RE IN THE KITCHEN KEMPY!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:43,
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They're lethal at acting, and I do mean lethal.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:49,
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Passion in politics
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:26,
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Nice effect!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:27,
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:)
it was one of the first Pshop tutorials that google spat into my questing face
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:28,
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Why they don't just change their policy to "Principles for sale, apply within" I don't know.
Oh - yes I do - because they're pretentious, hypocritical fuckwits that are just as useless, wishy-washy and pathetic as everyone said they were. That's it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:28,
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bless :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:29,
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ha!
it makes me feel young again, seeing all this fumbling and confusion...
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:31,
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Expertly done.
*click*
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:44,
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This^ so very much this^^^
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:49,
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nicely
..
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beaubodor blogless ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 14:18,
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ta :)
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 14:23,
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Horse Seam
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:07,
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The mind boggles.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:08,
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seams fine to me
:)
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:08,
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What are you doing using feather you big mong?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:08,
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Polar bear cubs are fucking ace.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:11,
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Very tasty with a blackberry jus!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:22,
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HI HO SEAAAAAAAAAAAMS HORSE
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:30,
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bwahahahaha
win
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:21,
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:23,
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runner-up
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:24,
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pfft
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:32,
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Witty.
Post-modern, even. I was in the Tate a few months ago, and there was this video footage of a naked young lady (the "artist", presumably) covering herself in red paint and feathers. There were several goatee beards standing in front of it "Hmmm"ing. I strode up to it with my friend, stood right in front of it, and, putting my hands firmly on my hips, declared "Excellent!", and when it looped back to the beginning informed my friend that I was just off to the toilet, and should be back in 5 or 10 minutes. He told me that he didn't think my comments were being appreciated.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:09,
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i don't think i could stop myself from shouting
"WHAT A LOAD OF WANK"
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:24,
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Well, the young lady in question was actually relatively fit
So I was happy to just stand, watch, and get a happy tingle.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:31,
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Literal lol.
8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:10,
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You have turned the seamhorse concept on its head.
I am in awe and will never post another.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:11,
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:12,
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HORSES!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:13,
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ooh
that would look good animated. A bit like those advertising hoardings that have 3 posters on them on triangular sections
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:15,
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oh yeah, you're right.
The original layers are long gone now though :(
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:16,
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i clearly win the compo
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:39,
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I beg to differ....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:43,
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damn, i may be wrong
that is rather shit, touche. EDIT: my secret weapon is to resize it tiny, then massive again to pixelate it, bwahahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:44,
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It's all about compression....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 14:02,
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I'd forgotten about Moon Man & Space Horse! Beautifully compressed.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 14:08,
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Nice variation.
I'll have to do one myself, eventually. 'click'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:25,
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I was going to do
Meme horse but I couldn't find enough source pics.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:31,
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srsly?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:36,
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His feet fell off
Bored and better in my head
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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:59,
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Cameron would definitely be in Slytherin, wouldn't he.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:00,
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He totally blew his legs off with that spell..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:01,
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Mad seamsing!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:03,
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Hello, Rudesushi!
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05,
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Hell Toaster.
How is your penis today?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05,
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Low in mass, high in velocity.
Yours?
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:06,
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Slightly skewed, and suspiciously limp.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:07,
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That's bad. Terribad.
You gotta breathe some life into the little critter.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:09,
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Hahaha ace!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05,
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This is a thing of joy, and not a little sexiness.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05,
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Oh shit!
I just noticed that the shadow totally doesn't match the rest of the picture! Now no-one will ever believe it is real :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:06,
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Indeed - I for one think that the shadow is fucking shit and ruins the whole thing.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:07,
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:'(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:09,
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There's no use crying - it's done now.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:11,
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That's pretty ultimate, right there..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:07,
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I like your username!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05,
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damn you Malfoy!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:10,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:47,
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Note: moustaches can impede smirkitude by over 40%.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:48,
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that top panel
shoddiest facal hair ever. And believe me, I've grown some pretty shoddy facial hair in my time
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:48,
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Nice cardigan though!
And nothing says manly quite like a white shirt buttoned to the top, WITH NO TIE! YEAH BABY!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:04,
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Thanks - it used to belong to my gran.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05,
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hahahaha
brilliant
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:50,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:54,
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It doesn't get smugger than this....
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:59,
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He is a smug-looking cunt, aye.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:59,
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This must have taken many man hours to produce, so gets a click for sheer dedication.
Mm-mm. Dedication.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:10,
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Thank you! :)
Most people just say "Lungs Drugs Challenge? Huh?"
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:12,
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the sign in the background :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:18,
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Hahahaha...
Lovely Moleypoo have a 'Fonda Smirk' and *Click*
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Ninj ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:57,
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Oh hallo Ninjapotamus! That's great!
LUNCHTIME! Hooray....... Back in an hour or two. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:01,
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This is exceptional, Ninj.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:25,
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Thanks Cap'n
:)
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Ninj ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 14:05,
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They look like the kind of lips that have just experienced the vibrating horror of tissue-paper-on-a-comb..
*rubs lips in attempt to dismiss phantom recall*
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:00,
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prolly bindun
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:45,
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In other news, k3b/-\b just gazzed me a pic of his cock
If anyone else wants to do the same feel free, that way I can tell him if his is above average or not. Ta.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:47,
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:51,
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Nice!
But stubbier than k3b/-\b's...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:53,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:57,
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:00,
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Hahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:02,
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hahahahaha
metric too!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:03,
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Ha!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:06,
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Hahahahahaha!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:17,
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here's me with mine
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:53,
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a red-ex.
That's tantamount to impotency... Edit: Ahh, I see it now.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:54,
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YES YES YES ALREADY
fixed
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:55,
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*starts singing
♫ When I'm Licking Windows ♫
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:56,
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here you go...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:54,
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Nice cock, mate!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:05,
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it's a scream
LOL
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:53,
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It looks like he's always been there..
Brr.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:55,
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Something about reactors..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:43,
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ahahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:44,
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jesus christ
looks like that horrible 4chan meme
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:45,
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?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:46,
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some poor kid with a horrible disease
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:47,
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Oh. nasty.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:48,
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harliquin babies?
the progeria kid?
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weaver. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:49,
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the harlequin one I think yes
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:01,
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brian peppers?
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:46,
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*knocks over lamp in attempt to get away*
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:48,
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There's enough shit in there to fuck Cohagen good.
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KeenBean objects to this comma ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:44,
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Mmmm. Sleazy..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:49,
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LMFAO ! Winner!
clicks
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:44,
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ROSS KEMP
On TWIX.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:45,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:45,
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If you plan on watching "Iron Man 2", stay til after the end credits..
*geeky grin*
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:53,
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this you mean?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:57,
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Mjolnir!
And Cap's shield does make an appearance..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:03,
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oh......shitting......uck....
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:45,
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haha
too much fibre
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:47,
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Hahahaha! Fuck!
:D *clicks*
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:51,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:06,
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I literally PMSL. A bit of wee came out.
This entire thread made me laugh very hard indeed. My stomach aches and I'm out of breath.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:57,
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Cheers, slva.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:22,
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hahahahaha... win!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:04,
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No shopping required..
.. aces, Joe!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:09,
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Diana Ross
bastards at imageshack didn't like it
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:27,
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LOL
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:28,
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Hahaha proper lol!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:29,
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Princess Ross.
What a pretty name.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:29,
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I WOULD LIKE ONE FREE SICK PLEASE
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30,
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SUPR CHEEP PRISE 4 U SIR.
JUTS REECH IN AN GRAB AN HANDFOL OF SIKC.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30,
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*REECHS IN AN GRABS AN HANDFOL OF SIKC*
OH YAY. MY VERY OWN SIKC.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:32,
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smels funy vere sory not returnsable sory.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:33,
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oh dear
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:29,
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hahahahha! Awesome!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:29,
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phwoar!
: D
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:29,
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I bet that tastes gritty
:D
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:35,
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haha
can I take this opportunity to warn people not to use SerenataFlowers.com they are a bunch of shits.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:31,
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Uh-oh. What have you done to piss Mrs S off?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:33,
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don't. fucking. ask.
it might have involved drinking too much, taking sleeping tablets and then talking a lot in a very slurred manner that I don't even remember doing. However some things that were once only in my head appear now not to be. Flowers cost far too much and looked like they had been picked up in Tesco.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:37,
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Had, er ...
Had you just picked them up from Tesco, then?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:37,
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no I fucking didn't
wish I had though
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:38,
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Eee crap.
If I were Mystic Meg I would say that your future holds a significant amount of spadework.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:40,
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yet another patio
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:43,
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Hahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:06,
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You asked for a bunch of flowers and got a bunch of shits?
Perhaps it was just a clerical error.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:34,
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So, I Googled "poo flowers" and this sassy lassy popped up.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:36,
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she looks angry about something
probably something I said
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:37,
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SASSY.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:40,
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haha - look at that guy in the background
how arty-lover is he trying to look edit: actually - I've just realised - he isn't in the background - he is balancing on her hand
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:44,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:49,
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Well of course you did.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:38,
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It seems alien for anyone to expect me not to Google the phrase 'poo flowers'.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:39,
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Hahah. "Look! LOOOOOOOK!"
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:39,
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I've had her
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:40,
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*sprays tea in wide arc*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:36,
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Hahahahahaah
*giggles*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:38,
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I wouldn't have minded if it was value for money shits
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:39,
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would
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:37,
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Bros Kemp?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:17,
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*clicks hard*
:D
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spesh. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:19,
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KILL THEM WITH GROLSCH BOTTLE TOPS!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:20,
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What a coincidence, I affixed two bottle tops to my nipples just earlier.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24,
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Pics, innit.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24,
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im shy omg
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:26,
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Bruvvaz!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:20,
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bindun :(
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:21,
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this comes as no suprise. hey ho.
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:22,
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Hahhaaha! Great stuff.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:21,
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KEMPTASTIC!
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:26,
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:56,
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I appear to be Ross Kemp
edit: CHEDGE!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:57,
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No, *I'm* Ross Kemp!
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:59,
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I'm Ross Kemp
and so is my wife! /life-of-brian.blog
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:12,
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*stands up*
I AM ROSS KEMP!
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:59,
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Ah, yes - that's as may be, but
What about your wife?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:05,
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she's Steve McFadden
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:07,
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Pffft.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:13,
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deep down
aren't we all really Ross Kemp? hmm? hmm?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:06,
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I'm not.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:12,
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look deeper.
d-e-e-p-e-r
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30,
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I am not Ross Kemp
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:59,
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That's exactly what the real Ross Kemp would say
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:38,
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I'm both not Ross Kemp and not NOT Ross Kemp.
And therefore I'm quite confused.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:01,
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Who are you? You weird fingered freak!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:04,
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I think I am everyone in the world.
Including and not including Ross Kemp.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:06,
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Take the test again, just to be sure....
just to be sure....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:09,
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Well I'm glad this is cleared up.
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Cheddar George ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:09,
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Do you live in Cheddar?
Wookey Hole pwns Cheddar Gorge, trufax.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:11,
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Hahahahaha
Frome FTW.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:13,
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Yeovil for the ultimate loss.
I remember in 1989 we went shopping for about six hours in the Quedam, came home. BOOM. Hillsborough disaster. It was a harrowing day.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14,
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No. Just a really rubbish pun.
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Cheddar George ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14,
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Fair enough.
It's a notorious suicide hotspot, you know.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:16,
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The gorge, I mean.
Not just Cheddar.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:17,
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I don't know if I'm him or not
I must be Nick Clegg
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:01,
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Do people agree with you a lot?
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Cheddar George ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:11,
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I agree.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14,
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I am not Ross Kemp
However, On the other hand...
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:02,
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I have had 3 finger in Ross Kemp...
...what do I win?
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:02,
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some lovely handwash
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:08,
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Isn't this a test for gayitude?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:04,
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No. It's a test for Ross Kempitude.
There may be similar tests available.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:06,
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Testosterone exposure or something
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:12,
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Are you suggesting that Ross Kemp is gay?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14,
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I am not Ross Kemp
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:06,
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I am not Ross Kemp, and neither is my wife.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:09,
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CHEDGE
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:09,
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Bugger.
Edit: Hooray! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:10,
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:)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:12,
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it was a sneaky one
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:10,
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I'm not Ross Kemp and neither is my wife.
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Damien's Hearse ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:13,
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*passes mind-mop*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:17,
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I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14,
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Really?
*sobs*
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:21,
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I feel bad now. We can still play - but you're not allowed back in my sandpit.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23,
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sandpit wankpit
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:29,
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It's more of a dungeon.
A dungeon under the stairs.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:31,
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what happens if my ring finger is shorter than my index finger?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:18,
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Yooou're a laaaaaady! Or a man. I forget.
I also forge.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:18,
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Oh I wondered what the blood on my leg was...
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:22,
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Same here
I think this is actually the norm. Worried about the original poster now.
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JebediahSpringfield ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:19,
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The trend is for women to have a longer index and men to have a longer ring finger.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:22,
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Ahh, better inform the missus tonight... she won't be best pleased.
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JebediahSpringfield ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23,
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Maybe she'll like it up the shitter
^ I can't believe I just typed that. I don't know you, or your missus. You're probably very nice people. I am so very sorry :(
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24,
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I can't believe you beat me to it.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:25,
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Especially as I typed more.
The advantages of long fingers I guess...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:28,
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You cur!
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:26,
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Give her a farewell bumming before telling her.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24,
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Her fingers may indicate that she's a homosexual male. Be alarmed!
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:25,
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so Ross Kemp is a bisexual schizophrenic woman doctor?
It all makes sense now.
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Damien's Hearse ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:25,
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that is the norm
if you're from norfolk
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Damien's Hearse ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:22,
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But to be fair they have 6 or 7 fingers on each hand
so it can be a bit confusing
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23,
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you have a smaller than average penis
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:21,
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Apparently it's not.
But that remains to be independently verified.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:24,
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Still not found a lady to ravage?
Surely there's at least ONE Aussie math nerd girl?
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30,
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There's three in my office.
Something tells me it won't end well.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:31,
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THREE.
That's three chances to fuck up and feel worthless and lonely. Three chances to put your weewee in one of their girly purses though.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:32,
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I'm thinking of starting with the portly one.
As it's the lowest probability of rejection. The complement of course being the biggest feeling of worthlessness and loneliness.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:41,
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gaz me a pic, I'll verify it for you ;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:30,
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alright.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:32,
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OMG!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:39,
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YEAAAAAAAH
*prides*
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:41,
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What if you deliberately cut off the end of your finger..just so you can say you are Ross Kemp?
..What if you shave your head, and smirk exactly like him?...What if.. you hide in the bushes outside his house and masturbate profusely whenever he walks past.. or have all 4 of your bedroom walls covered in pictures of the Kempster..and kiss them goodnight.. *coughs*..thats not to excessive is it?
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:20,
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"and the seams to me are obvious, like a candle up your arse" (Candle up Your Arse by Elton John)
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:46,
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Seams you say?
*rolls out the ol' favourite* Also - *spang*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:49,
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sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:50,
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:)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:52,
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I love this!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:01,
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:o?
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:04,
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Good seam horse!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:05,
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hahaha!
top seam horse!
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spesh. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:09,
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So cute!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:11,
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slva's pic really isn't that seamy. But since you brought it up...
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:10,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23,
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Ha ha ha.
Textbook.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:25,
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mmm... curly wurly
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:31,
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I know - hardly seamy at all, but he mentioned seams and I had to follow suit...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:31,
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:)
Not nearly enough seamhorszes around these days.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 13:04,
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doog Don't read this. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:16,
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hahahah wtf
it's a cross between Eldorado and the Marx Brothers
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:18,
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hahahahahaha
the single most bizarre similie i've ever heard
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:19,
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haha Eldorado
MARCOOTH! MARCOOTH!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:27,
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gwhere are dyou goingk Marcooth?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:27,
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hahah
she was nice
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:37,
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Ha ha ha.
Anyone remember Jesse Birdsall in the Bailey's ad? I DO.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:37,
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was it the ad to do with stairs and some ice
erm I know what I mean
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:40,
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You want ice?
You got ice. /should be shot for remembering that
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:41,
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*passes out blindfolds*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:42,
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*lights one up*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:44,
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Fuck off, it's his best work.
You should be revered, if anything.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:44,
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Surely BUGS was the highlight of his 'career'
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:48,
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let everyone judge
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:49,
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oh god yes
she was very pretty
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:51,
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Someone actually made the effort to YouTube that?
Ye gods...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:51,
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YEAH I DIDN'T WANT ICE ON THE FLOOR YOU PRICK WHO'S GOING TO CLEAN THAT UP
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:00,
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MY NICE NEW FLOOR IN MY NICE NEW FLAT!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:08,
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HAhaha Awesome
far left is a ringer for uncle Phil from fresh prince. well done sir. also, kemps.com is a real, if not slightly random site :D
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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:30,
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hehehe
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:39,
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fuck
they look like those scary fucking puppet things that get posted.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:17,
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My old working mantra. also a contributing factor as to why I don't anymore.
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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:14,
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Nicely shrunk :P
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:16,
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Teh croppin skillz
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hoifbjifbef ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:00,
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hahahaha
Good work fella
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:16,
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hahaha
nice one
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:17,
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OPQRSTU?
I don't get it?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:14,
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CFWOV?
i don't get it
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:15,
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I also hate Glee, but
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:37,
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Is that Howard from the Halifax adverts in the foreground?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:42,
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Yes...
Yes, I think it is...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:46,
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Hahahaa, it says 'Office'! You loon.
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KeenBean objects to this comma ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:43,
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Oi, Tattoo!
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Ninj ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:08,
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hahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:10,
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hahahahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:11,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
you're a NUTTER
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:12,
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Hahaha you big silly.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:15,
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huzzah!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:16,
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oi
:D
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:18,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:48,
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hahaha Win.
Nik Nack Paddy whack !
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 12:23,
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hahahahahahahahah! marvelous :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:20,
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Ross got mad and left, so they got a new Ross...
I wonder how long the new guy will last.
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Jaymersun the more I eat this dead baby the happier I get. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:05,
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WARNING: This picture does not contain Ross Kemp
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:06,
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They are on a break
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:07,
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hahaa
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:09,
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heheheheheheheh
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:12,
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True. It's still very Ross Kemp related though.
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:16,
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I like your profile
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:07,
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The (original) Kempinator
In his younger days!
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augustus ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:46,
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hehehe nice!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:47,
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'allo mum!
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Joliet ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:56,
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hahaha!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:59,
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I need your clothes, your boots, and your jellied eels.
...or something
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:01,
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haha
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 11:05,
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you're only lonely if you're not there for you
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wallynothere rnot without protection ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:40,
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Bewbs!
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Joliet ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:41,
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Bewbs!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:42,
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Bewbs!
(
Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:46,
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Bewbs!
/don't really get the pic, but can't resist a bandwagon blog
(
spesh. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:47,
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Oprah shaved off Dr Phil's moustache or something stupid like that
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:49,
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Americanlols!
(
Joliet ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:55,
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oh right.
(
spesh. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:56,
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C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:47,
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I found this I think it should win the Kempo
(
__ ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:37,
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Pfft!
(
Joliet ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:37,
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*clicks*
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:38,
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oh Friz! :D
(
spesh. ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:40,
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:(
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:40,
archived )
but I made a pun
(
__ ,
Tue 11 May 2010, 10:43,
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