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# Mohammed going commando
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# NEW OLYMPIC MASCOT CONFIRMED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Good work fella
Facebook have deleted one of the Draw Muhammed pages, the cowards.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I once drew Mohammed
in the tombola. Still don't know how that happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# how did he get in?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# outrage!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/10130195.stm

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
# INFIDEL!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# sexy time
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] So you need 2 mascots for the "opening" ceremony? JOB DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# The designer couldn't think of any mascots
so he opened a beer and tugged on his one eyed monster for inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Isn't that how all man's great ideas are conceived?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# and also the shittest ones as well
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# This
b3ta.com/board/10056224
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Very British.
One approves.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmmmmmmmm


Click for bigger (499 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# are these cyclopian beanbags the new olympic mascots?
fuck, the one made by homer simpson would look better!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Springy!
Id buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# one hundred and ninety-nine springs to flush down, one hundred and ninety-nine springs. You flush it down, it swirls around, one hundred and ninety-nine springs to flush down!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# "Homer, are you flushing those springs down our toilet?"
"No.... One hundred and ninety-eight springs to flush down, one hundred and ninety-eight springs...."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# You're my wife now
*oops. wrong one*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Zapp him Olympic Mascot!
Quick before he assumes a new form.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] bin dun?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
that ad is freaky
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# awesome.
Am I the only one to wonder why mandeville representing the paralympics has all his limbs? is he taking the piss? he could be deaf..
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# he's partially sighted
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I don't understand
how being deaf somehow impedes you from doing athletics, hence being allowed in the paralympics.

Unless, they're getting their own back at Monty Python

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmyz_f8Sx14
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# You can always tell the deaf sprinter
they're the one still on the blocks, waiting for the starting pistol, as the other cross the line
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# sure one of those pistols that says BANG is in order
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:35, archived)
# ha ha ha oh dear....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# First the news
West Mersea police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Ronnie Barker?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# It's what the picture said to me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# ha ha
brain running v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y here
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm guessing they'll modify them for the Paralympics
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Brilliant!
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Oops!
How did I miss this?

How very inclusive. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Great misheard headlines.
Jokes/Technique



De-ris: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10130840.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
Also, is Beckham making a play for Smug Bastard's croissant there?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# And he's carrying it around in a glass case
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# My god it's like you've been in my house...
Edit - barryheadwound.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/img_2046.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# what time does Nick Knowles and the team arrive?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# They've just left...
That was actually taken on Monday! Picked up the keys 3 weeks ago and have been systematically battering the place since!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# but still
that designer lady. mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# You've got it looking nice, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# It's a unique selling point
Call it "rustic"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I'll see your house
and raise you my flat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
#
Good effort!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# I'll see your flat
and raise you my street
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:30, archived)
# pffft
and this is my front room

which we were using as our bedroom at the time (it was the only habitable room)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:34, archived)
# jesus....
you lot are so grown up

Our kitchen's needed replastering since we moved in, but we figure, it's not bothering us, we'll do it when we sell.

The idea of living in a building site fills me with dread

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:37, archived)
# haha
it's not very nice

for 3 months we had no heating, no hot water, no flushing toilet (had to use a bucket of water to flush it) - and on occasion no windows

but!

we still had 8mb broadband - priorities eh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
# ...and all you were trying to do was hang a picture frame
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# You should see what we found under the cladding - that niche in the top right...
DANGER UXB
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# damn, what actually is that? A tiny water heater or something?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Yep. It's the old copper water boiler from I guess when it was originally built.
...and it was still half full. Ewww...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:38, archived)
# my cats would probably still drink that
weirdos
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:41, archived)
# blimey, that was probably a collectors item... When was the place built?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# 'bout turn of (last) century.
It's scrapped now. Time and a place for that kind of sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# A berm?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# .....damn it, now I need to see a Peter Sellers movie
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# hahahah! that would be an outstanding film...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# One of the reasons we decided on the place we bought
was because it still had two original Victorian fireplaces.

What's going on with your flue?
(as the bishop said to the actress)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# It's (rather ineptly) closed off...
See above for the void in the top right.

By the time I get home this evening it should all be nicely boxed in round the outside, leaving the brickwork on the interior exposed and ready for me to tart up and repoint.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Nice....
I really wish I had the aptitude for things like that, but I just haven't unless I've got a week or two off work.

Even then, I can be very ... unprofessional*

*botch job
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Oh we're paying someone to do it.
There are a whole host of things around the house that I trust myself to do to a decent standard, but plastering ain't one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:52, archived)
# That is one TALL fireplace!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# The thief will be in bed for the next few days
He caught the flue.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# *prepares spanging pan*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# The police don't even need to strategise the raid
He's already got himself surrounded.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# you deserve a spang for that.
alas I have none to give.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Gah!
I should have spent my time making a spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# You can borrow Jeeves if you like...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I still love this!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# that's just the right expression
:)
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:35, archived)
# that grates
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# a hearthy bowl of soup will cure it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Ze rotten thieves, zey left all my mantelpiece ornaments on ze floor!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
# haha Aces
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Bleugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I guess they really do
represent the youth of today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Aw!
Poor thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I guess anybody would be in tears
if they looked like a sanitary towel
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
# ace
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
#
Doctor sticks face in dike shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# What? Is Russel T Davies writing the episodes again?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:14, archived)
# God, no.
PLEASE, NO!!
D:
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
I have to say, after the last epsiode, this is easily the best series since it came back.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that RTD has buggered off
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I actually wrote in and complained about RTD's dire writing.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# It was awful, wasn't it
And his last episode... dragging out the Doctor's regeneration for ten minutes, so RTD can go "look at all this great stuff I did".
Wanker...

Couldn't believe last week's was written by Simon Nye (Men behaving Badly)!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I knew it was going to be bad as soon as the farting aliens turned up in the first (of the revived) series.
I think that was something like episode 2.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# I thought there was
a distinct lack of knob jokes and drinking for a Simon Nye story :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should

wank-wankity wank wank
wank wank
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:33, archived)
# This is possibly the saddest thing I have ever heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I applaud him for bringing it all back and all he did get it rolling again after years dead in the water but...
His thinking that "Gay" = "cutting edge writing" really grated. Look Russel, we are all grown up and know that sometimes men kiss men and ladies kiss ladies. It's fine by us!! Now stop making all the DrWho / Torchwood characters get it on with each other!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# "Russell T Davies, taking the LAX out of GALAXY"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Ted, I'm massively confused
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# *good 30 secs of constant giggling*
cruel, but amusing
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Last time I bared a fissure I got a police caution
Have a tachyon-infused woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# You're weird, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# watching david tennent warp into the new guy
was like watching a svelte weasel sucking on a high pressure airhose
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# best description of it possible
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha
office giggles
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hahahaa
It reminded me of an episode of Tom and Jerry, where Jerry super-inflates Tom's head after jumping on a baloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# hahaha! perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Mmmm... Tachyons...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Doctor Who's face is the new Olympic mascot.
It was my idea, I deserve to get all the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Too late
Iris have blown it all on meth and pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# lol
it's funny because he's got a face like a manhole cover :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# He seems to yell alot at well.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# he is a very angry man
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Needs. More. Naked. Animals.
c-
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:19, archived)
# It's the only way to make a good living.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# There would be.
But the paper is too sticky to scan right now.
Gotta let it dry.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Marvellous
"Impending moistness" FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Ha ha
but needs more chin.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Wenlock and...Mandelson?


Click for bigger (159 kb)
(Rychan, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# he's got his fibre-optic chopping hand at the ready
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] There's trouble down t'lympic village
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:06, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH! Bloody hell, that's an *instaclick*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# instaclick indeed
...not quite sure how you made that look so good :)
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Fri 21 May 2010, 22:48, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# hahah :D
very good
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:09, archived)
# If this doesn't get FPed I'll eat the last of the chocolate biscuits!
And they're Euroshopper ones too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# do they have 'chocolate-flavoured' coating?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Surprisingly, they're ok
and not the chocolate-flavoured drywall I was expecting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# don't do it!
Nothing is worth that!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Euroshopper>
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:01, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha
it's like the teletubbies episode i'vee always wanted. click.
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# My mother's name is Wendy and my best friend's name is Danny and I am yet to chase them round a Colorado hotel with a fireaxe.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# slacker!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:23, archived)
# All work and no play makes AEIYM a dull boy x 1,000,000.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Haven't seen him for a while....

CHUCKLE CHUCKLE...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# yaaaayyy
I fackin' loved that game.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# hahahahha!
dammit, I was going to do the samething this evening... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
# soz matey
My powers of MSPaint could only limit me to not even attempting to change the logo above it, to something pun-erific as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# no need to apologize!
I might still attempt it later, but with an inscreen image :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Used to love these games
Got the Monkey Island remake on me Xbox live too, is awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:20, archived)
# MI2 is out in a little while!
Sam & Max Hit the Road is arguably my favourite though...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:28, archived)
# S&M (ahem) was good
but Full Throttle was fun
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:36, archived)
# ... I never got on with FT
didn't care much for MI3 or beyond either.

Fandango was great, though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Which MI had the gobbing competition?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:39, archived)
# MI2
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I only posted this to encourage the pea of the silly walk version ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Ooh! Spooky!
Two Magrittes in 1 minute!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# I just saw the other one after I posted. Is it like crossing the streams?
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Some deletions have occured!!??!!!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:12, archived)
# ah, rené
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# you get a click for using the real world
also, where are you that it's snowing?
(I helped save b3ta! Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:21, archived)
# the past
(the pic dates back to the great snow of earlier in the year)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Did inspiration for the mascots come from the designer's kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Now you mention it...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:10, archived)
# gogos!
I had the same thought.
Bloody little plastic fuckers. they're a bitch to stand on in bare feet at 3am. *grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Do you use these as bait?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:26, archived)
# It's the shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# ha ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
#


COMPO SUGGESTION
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# You slut
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:11, archived)
# you slahg!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Good suggestion.
I was there man!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Haha!
Much funnier than mine!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Now hang about!
Tony Benn's a leftie pipist.

Great pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:07, archived)
#
woo
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Votre Cheveaux, c'est tres spaz, non?


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Spotted in Stirling, where there are quite a lot of mental haircuts. Votre Cheveaux, c'est tres spaz, non?
(suckfake Frisky biscuits, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# ...
hotel orchard?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Hotel Rchard?
/ac after the first time

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# say whaaaaat?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Run's house!
Say whaaaaaat?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Who's house?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
# OAP's meal deal?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# if at first you don't suck seed
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:00, archived)
# now you see it...now you don't
and it's back in the room
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:01, archived)
#
Actually, I've just realised it was actually in falkirk.

Same thing, really.
(suckfake Frisky biscuits, Sun 23 May 2010, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] O HAI


First image in a long time...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# is that from Picasso's blue period?
*prepares for spanging*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# mon pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:55, archived)
# oooh
right in the kisser!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Ha!
but does it engage with children?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# "discrete feminine hygene products for the modern Vulcan lady"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# gaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:59, archived)
# ew!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:02, archived)
# mmm strawberries & cream
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# His expression makes this wrong.
So very, very wrong.
(Vega31, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
# that's all I can see
Mandeville doesn't look like anything else :)
(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] even tho he stabbed ma nan, Wenlocks still da 1 4 me
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# That group was the height of facebook entertainment
You've captured the spirit of England perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# faecebook
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# The group seems to have dried up a bit now, but it had me in tears laughing a couple of times :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# LEAVE IT WEN HE AINT WERF IT!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:48, archived)
# It's all 'bout respec', innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# somebody has scrawled 'no respect'
on one of my neighbours garden fence

The irony is completely lost on the person who did it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# arf.............they're gonna need extra crates o' that stuff :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10056844
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# I think he needs something with a bit more kick
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# :D
it'll definitely improve his kicking
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] who's laughing now huh?
huh!?


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(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
# I am
I don't live in London.
The chances of anything good coming from Iris, are a million to one, they said...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:45, archived)
# that's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:46, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha! outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Fuckin' hell
He's almost standing on my house!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:49, archived)
# this is what you get
for buying property within convenient giant laser range of a national landmark.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Saaaaaaf o' the river?
AT this time o' night?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# that is great
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# ta
also your smiley has my nose
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I'm loving these!
reminds me of that southpark episode..."Robert Smeeeth, Robert Smeeeth"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:56, archived)
# This is great.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Helicopter...check....bridge...check
now, is that a shark or a whale in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 20 May 2010, 23:51, archived)
# The Guard of the Garden


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Taller than most evergreens/
Though he'd never chop one down/
Protects plants from man's best friend/
When they turn his green plants brown.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:40, archived)
# How are you making these?
They're really quirky (In a good way)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:43, archived)
#
much appreciated, and glad you like them. characters are made from wire armature (skeleton), wrapped in foam rubber then layer of latex glue and dressed in fabric, while head is clay sculpey baked then painted. and hair is dog pubes (joke...or is it?). hopefully that answers your question, but if not let me know!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 20 May 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Jimmy Saville goes dogging.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 20 May 2010, 12:44, archived)
# LEAVE MY CHILDHOOD ALONE!
*rocks and cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:47, archived)
# I seem to remember a young bespecled chap sat next to Jimmy
wanting a new hat, some Kia Ora and Anything Goes.

HEYWAITAMINUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 12:50, archived)
# *rocks faster*
*cries more*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:52, archived)
# let go of the medal Dave
let go
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 May 2010, 13:17, archived)
# these are all quite mad, but rather excellent
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:48, archived)

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