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[challenge entry] hallellluuuuuiah!!!

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# very nicely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Where can I get a fancy robe like that?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:24, archived)
# from Popes R US
they do a nifty range of headwear too apparently :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:27, archived)
# I likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:32, archived)
# big boobies :D
(herman:D, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:43, archived)
# But... why are they pulsating?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Top rack!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# They're called pecs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Fasterrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)
# She looks like she's sat on something enjoyable
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Argh, you cropped it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Everything else was superfluous
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
# She is... My love sword!


*Mushroom loves bouncing boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
# *Switches to 11*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Always up for a good workout !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Breathe man, breathe!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
# *Borks*
Not a bad face, but a mingin body.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] In the interests of fairness and equality...

*edit* by popular demand now with 35% more boobies (thankyou liquify!)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Where's the big boobies?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# this
*demands ze bigger boobs*...also I like how the "O" is focused on ze minge area
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)
# phew, ze stinky poission de gaushe
try washing you dirty french whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Here (Very NSFW)
You were warned!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I felt a surge in my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I also felt a surge in Atomic's penis
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:38, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# I can't contain such power.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:46, archived)
# I felt a great disturbance in the Force
radiating from atomic's penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Thousands of sperm cells cried out in XTC.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
#
liblr.com/w?replace=happiness&replacement=atomic%27s%20penis
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# YES! People are excited about my penis! They can't stop talking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:59, archived)
# That is one exquisite cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
that's epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# It was as if a million atomic's penises cried out at once
and suddenly spluffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:48, archived)
# It's the end of the world as we know it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Oddly, after lookin at a number of French Maid outfits of suitable pixel counts,
couldn't find any with bursting breasts! Well, not SFW anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Oh see... next time look up 'German Maids'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Aha!
Now all I have to do is 'shop out the jackboots! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Leave them on...I have a jackboot fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:10, archived)
# And the moustache!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Depends on where it is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Ha
Richard Herring was quite good at answering questions wasn't he. Much better than that Colfer guy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# tbh
most of us are fairly well-disposed towards Herring

mostly because he's an original talent and not raping a much-loved franchise for money
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:24, archived)
# He gave one line answers to all mine :(
And Rob didn't even post the full questions :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:32, archived)
# He went into great detail with my questions
He must like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:32, archived)
# He used my tell us a joke one ( I did NOT put a question mark at the end, >:@ rob)
to plug his DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I thought my post-apocalypse fight with a wild animal was the best question out of my lot.
He could have gone to town on that one if it had been given him
Favourite/worst too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Mine were carefully considered and answered in often two lines or more.
zeltergiset 1 - 0 Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Why does Herring hate me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# He wanted to put you in your plaice!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:43, archived)
# because he saw you have the last of the potato sald from the all you can eat salad bar.
then he saw that you'd left half of it and was furious as he never got any because they took ages to refill it and by the time they had he'd finished his meal.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)
# But... but... but... I was 5 at the time!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Totally tweeting @ him "Sorry for taking the last of the potato salad."
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
# They only asked my question about his weight :(
But they did use my herring sandwich gif
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Keeping abreast of the situation is always fair . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# it's only loading as far as her chin for me
EDIT: works now :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:31, archived)
# BUMMER!
here goes....lovely bust ,completely stark naked...with a"I love Rory" tattoo.....pity you can't see it properly :))))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# The playboy bunny symbol is a good indication that everything is fake from the neck down.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:37, archived)
# And dead from the neck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I am reporting this advert to ofcom for blatant lack of zee big boobies
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# I yam very zorry!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:45, archived)
# I love the way the O is over her O LOLZ!1
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Daisy Daisy

My gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# geekneearse!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Given . . . the green light !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Hal-lowed be thy name.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:06, archived)
# never seen the movie
unable to assess..(if it gets FP'd....I'll gather it's a good'un)no offence:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# aaaaah.....where can I download that app from?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
# simple
log in as "Monkeon"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
# done!!
watch out front page here I come:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Oh fuck! Give us little people a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:38, archived)
# I was so impressed I bought the company
TJ: Further to my recent posts saying football is rubbish, I arrived at work this afternoon hoping I wouldn't have to do anything and wishing I could just drink beers instead. Imagine my surprise when I arrived at work and discovered everyone in the canteen drinking free beers and watching football. I've got nothing done today.

Thanks, football!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Thootball!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:23, archived)
# It would have been much better if I hadn't had to pretend to watch football
but I appreciate its catalytic qualities
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Um...don't you ever knock?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Knocker up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Nope...still not sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Darwin's Evolution
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# oooh....GOOD ONE......saw one on Creepygif...guy changes into a car
was it one of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# No, I'm exclusive to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# they nick 'em anyway
guess it's lucky if they leave the tag on....sometimes they don't
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Oh yeah, they do steal 'em...
...I see some Mutated Monty gifs in there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# cor, he'd get a large portion right in the beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# NSFW! Probably
*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# What girl? I don't see a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Off the top of his head . . . he's slipping into a Freudian pose . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# I wonder what his mother was like.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Not too bad . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# late entry for the Ross Kemp compo....should still win it...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Winner!!! LOLS :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)
# HUZZAH!!!
*shares profits* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I have reservations . . . can I use them on this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# most certainly
we also accept mealvouchers:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# There's something very wrong here.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I like this
and have clicked to indicate my approval
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] bloody hypocrites...
(themothers, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Is that Jamelia?
she's lully she is. She is definitely on the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# It is
and yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# mmhmm
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Bet that flag was made in a Far East sweatshop too
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# yeah and the lip gloss is a petrochemical by-product
(themothers, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# hamster running round a nipple?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Hahaha! I have NO idea,
but I'm clickin anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I should've attached wires and a lightbulb to the wheel
to be a bit more obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# eFficiency at it's finest !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Abuse!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Glees :) Mouse, Breast, What's not to like.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
#
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Ootini!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
#
Ohhh
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Woo-tini!
.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# They'd probably sell her for parts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# I cant believe that
People like this exist.. argh

free image hosting

Im sure what she said is illegal anyway... muppet..

ref:http://lancasteruaf.blogspot.com/2010/06/i-wish-cumbrian-murderer-shot-illegal.html
(acidgiant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I wish he'd shot BNP activists...
edit: hahaha just noticed what you've done to her rosette :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# But why is she wearing a Richard Herring moustache?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# because it's
"funny"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# do you mean
a Charlie Chapman moustache, Mr Herring is quite adamant that he's only borrowing the look
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# looking good for 37 though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
# reading that as a "would"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# maybe fuck some sense into her?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# and give her a full-face dirty sanchez?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Brown her up as it were

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# and pissing in her ears
hard
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Finally shooting a messy load
into the cavity where her brain ought to be
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# before syphoning it out through her nostrils
putting it in a shot glass and dunting it off her head
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Cheers!
*clinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# If it gets her off politics I would
constantly
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# have you all gone mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# She's what we call "work hot".
Not necessarily hot as such but the cutest girl in the office and frankly yes, you would go for a tumble in the hay with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# ah - what I call a business trip hotel shag
when you are on your own in a hotel and you bump into a member of the opposite sex also on their own.

This has never happened to me. I think It's because I keep explaining my idea to every woman I see in a hotel, even the receptionists and maids.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Yes
Yes, I think that may be part of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Shopped images only please...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Sounds like a lovely lady
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Lucy for me, she's local!
Unfortunately, I am a man of colour... all brown/alive green and stuff. Alas, bumping uglies is probably not an option for me and her...
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Chat her up online
Make her fall in love with you for what you are. Then when you finally get to meet IRL, you can leap out and go "Ha! Behold me in all my non-Caucasian awesomeness!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:02, archived)
# what an odd person

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# that's absolutely disgusting
purple knitwear with ginger hair!


and what she said too - to be honest she's so moronic there is no point getting riled up by it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# and dont forget
Them red rosy cheeks.. a total colour clash nightmare's afoot.
#
(acidgiant, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Maybe she had a childhood of abuse over her hair colour
and is now determined to pick on others as revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Just, wow.
Any that'd be classes as "hate speech" under most legislatures, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# she is like a monet painting
from a distance it looks alright, after a few pints, but you get up close to it and it's a right mess you would touch with someone elses.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# What a vile thing to say
now if she'd said "pikeys"...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)
# How could she say that? There's much better ways to kill illegals.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I've always been an enormous fan
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# ha ha ha
Jonathon Peacockhead
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# +ny
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Short memories non?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I was little back then...
..so little I was still in me dad's scrote :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# topical
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# also:Toapical
not moanin'though....it's all part & parcel of teh comp :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Don't be silly, if you put a turbine on top of Blackpool tower the whole country would take off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# it'll never fly
try two propellers
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I'm sure if it keeps hopping
it'll go!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# needs to flap it's arms too
the secret's in those early aviation archive clips:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Working without a computer sucks.


Makes the /board move too fast to catch up.

This image you have made looks very nice.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# * Clicks hard for bigness!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I refuse to make the comment I want to before
I know whether those girls weren't harmed making this are legal!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I saw them smoking earlier, so they MUST be over 16.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Is that a valid legal defence then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# ...yes
I think it is.

EDIT: Failing that, check for pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# pubes are no guarantee
lots of women shave
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Not enough in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Little Bunny Vu-vu(zela) anyone?


Click for bigger (423 kb)
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# VIVIAN HANDS!
Vegetable rights and peace :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# I can't believe I didn't see that.
Darling fascist bully boy, give me some more money, you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Love Neil
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Boomshanka!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# How sexist to assume the bank manager is a man
Why would you think that?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# His beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# and his cock
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# and his beardcock


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
# whenever I tell people about the time I got hit by a car, they go "did he get prosecuted?"
In fact, it was a woman called Vikki Pollard (I shit you not...). Bloody preconceptions eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Pfffft!
Needs more croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Click zis picture*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:01, archived)
# "merci monsieur".......also"bonjour".....that's it now ,apart from "ouvre la fenetre"
...about the only french I know:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# yup.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] booooooooooooooooom
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Yay!
I'm in. Let's bury it under the Houses of Parliament.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
#


I feel morally obliged to mention that my brother in law works at Sizewell so i can't possibly pass any judgement on the pros and cons of nuclear power and the waste products produced thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# in total honesty
I am undecided on the pros and cons. It might eventually be inevitable. But I'd rather have nice white whirly windmills than mutated sea bass where possible.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Nuclear power : always-on, decent output, but produces icky waste
Wind power : only works when wind blows, infuriates NIMBY crowd, heavily subsidised. Sort of works.
Fossil fuels : produces that CO2 stuff that's mucking up the weather. But digging up British coal would be pretty sweet for the UK economy.
Solar power : In the UK? You're kidding, right?
Wave/Tidal power : underfunded, has potential.
Harnessing hot air from the Houses of Parliament : Only works when in session.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Fusion would be nice, if it worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Yup
Quite a long way (and billions of quid) away though. How easy is it to extract Deuterium/Tritium from water? Would it be cost-effective?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Solar satellites are probably the future though.
Beaming power down as microwaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# STS-75 Tether will still work! It will it will it will!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Not just the waste
preparing the fuel is also a sad part of nuclear power. Oh and the tiny issue with possible disasters.

It still has my vote for only viable option.

[/serious]
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Sadly, yes, for now
Until something better gets developed it might be the lesser of all the evils. And they'd better hurry up before we have an energy crisis or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# "only viable option"...
even if that were true, that doesn't necessarily make it acceptable. Perhaps it just implies that we need to come up with more options.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Oh
only option to me personally, in my view.

For all of these the main thing to realize is that they're built and run by whoever does it the cheapest.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Fuck the NIMBYs
that's all I have to say about them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# no one said you have to put your solar panels on british soil
there's enough sunny space in deserts like the sahara, only tranporting the harnessed power to northern europe will be a bit tricky, but not unsolveable (high voltage power lines, hydrogen, advanced batteries...)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Aye -
It could be a huge boost to African development, too.

There could be a DC supergrid, connecting solar arrays in North Africa, wind and tide power off the British Isles, geothermal energy from iceland, nuclear from Russia, waterfall turbine thingies from Norway... All parts of the grid would contribute at different times, and all would have access to the lot.

I like this idea a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:55, archived)
# where can I vote for this?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Iceland certainly needs the money
Giving the UK cheap power would be a nice gesture.

This is quite informative - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HVDC#Renewable_electricity_superhighways
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Nuclear power: also heavily subsidised. (Too cheap to meter, they said... Pah!)
Solar power in the UK has potential, I reckon. You don't need much direct light, after all. Even in winter, there ought to be enough daylight to make a big difference, technology pending.

Wind power: beautiful. I'd much rather watch a field of turbines than a DRAX power station.


But... yeah.

I'd add to the list GM algae farms producing biofuels, and geothermal heat exchange.

EDIT: Ooooh, and vacuum energy. Sod the fact that it's merely hypothetical and I'm having trouble keeping sci-fi from reality. It's still infinite.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Geothermal is wonderful. But is nicking energy from the Earth itself really the way to go?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
# There's a lot of energy there to be tapped.
The planet's core is in no danger of solidifying for as long as humanity's around.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Not while we're not POURING COLD WATER INTO THE EARTH'S HEART there isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Fair point.
But there'd be fewer volcanic ash clouds, so, y'know, swings and roundabouts...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Drop in the ocean (ho ho)
The amount of energy extracted is incredibly tiny compared to how much is down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# They said something similar about oil.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# We could certainly do some awesome stuff if we used all the earth's geothermal energy.
It mostly comes from decaying radioactive elements. I don't think the Earth is doing anything useful with it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# prettiness is an integral part of efficiency, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# YES.
And anyone who denies this is a boring nay-sayer with a dessicated soul, or summink.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# wind power would be much more sensible if the turbines were out at sea really
but it's pricey, so 20-30% efficiency for the on-land ones is apparently cool with the government, because they don't have to spend much money in order to look greener.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# i know i'm late for this but you should all read this before making any statements about nuclear power
skeptoid.com/episodes/4092

it's a nice run down of the basic facts as opposed to stuff you learned from the simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 2:13, archived)
# You'd think that would be lovely
but people who live near them hate them.

And the sea bass down suffolk is gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# but studies have shown
that people who hate windmills pick their noses and eat the result.
(cypherspace is not a toaster, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Firing waste into space is the future.
Point it at the sun and forget about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# yay, let's call the first waste disposal rocket "Challenger"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Eeeeeyyy forgeddaboutit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# MUTATIONS RRRR RRR RRRRR RRRR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Another plus side, true.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# We'd all be like the X-Men.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# No we'll all die.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Look at these bros.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# But X-Men :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I've read testamonies of those unfortunate to get caught up in the Chernobyl disaster and acute radiation sickness is just one of the most sad and degrading ways to die. It's absolutely heartbreaking to read about.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Haha
b3ta's just trollin' you this week bro.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Like crazy, huh?
I'm going to sit in the garden and eat beers with a mate in a bit anyway. I'm genuinely going to rant about this in the sun :3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# -.-
they totally should stop just digging a wee hole in some sand, putting it in a shoebox and burying it... they should find some sort of insulated storage system which does not affect the levels of radiation in ground water, or like, have screeds of regulations regarding permanent safe storage with planning in place for the next 10,000 years, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:56, archived)
# you forgot 'reasonably priced'
no chance of it being realised otherwise :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# there are some decent sites already
but it's more difficult in countries that don't have giant decommissioned basalt mines to take advantage of.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] :-) Putan bordel de merde!


Click for bigger (96 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Hehe
nice idea!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# TOOK ME A MINUTE THERE!!
didn't recognise Blackpool Tower...what,with the sunset & everything:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry]

Full story :
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/10337486.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Nicely!
I did wonder what all this was about.

tj: someone down the hall is cooking something that smells like a cross between babies nappies and a burt dustbin.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Ahahahah, don't fuck with us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# haha
very nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# *reads full story*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# news facts!

nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# "EDF's use of a Union flag"
their advertising agency (and the building in which I am sitting) is Euro RSCG

please take note
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:51, archived)
# So why aren't Ecotricity threatening Euro RSCG?
Because the buck stops with the client, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Guess so
but I doubt EDF went to their advertising agency with the brief "let's steal this campaign"

from what I've seen while working here, copycunts have their work cut out for them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# pfft
nicely achieved.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Very good
but you left a 'BP' in, in the 'full story' link. Just trying to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I did notice that
but couldn't be bothered changing it. And now you have noticed it.

Maybe I should change it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Has anyone else noticed it?
Even after I mentioned it? If not, I'd save those few seconds of your time for something more worthwhile like saving kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Red-Green

My gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# ha ha
~You nawty sort
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Don't you oppress me!
a common misconception of the condition
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
#
Evil =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Nice....
*goes cross eyed*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Haha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)

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