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# Foot
(eyes, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# fuck!
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# I'm not comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# they're klosing in right now
it's not looking good
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK :(
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# EWCOMIC 118 - Surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# :D
In other news, I found Stanley Kubrick's lost episode of Murder She Wrote
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAz3N0QaGQg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Oh yes :)
I don't know what Jack Torrance was thinking with that "All work and no play" novella. Terrible characterisation and the ending was awful. Destined for a vanity publisher, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# *hits that little football icon*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Good thing that they brought the supplies !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# ningles peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
# He's holding it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Yo You !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] German cunts The referee a WANKER
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I wondered why half our street just went mental
staying in again then...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Kunst?
Fucking kunst?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I'm currently in an office with about 100+ people
the majority of them were screaming at that ref lol

*pays bribe to linesman*

*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# It does make you wonder...
...Snooker and horse races have been proven to have been bribed...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# why are the German's cunts?
what have they done wrong other than play superior football so far?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Not the Germans.
Just don't mention the ref. I mentioned it once but think I got away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# saw it.............................WTF?????...."you couldn't make it up"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# lol reverse wembley
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# hahahaahaha
yeah it's the german's fault that fifa aren't allowing goal-line technology

that's football. you enter, you play by the rules, and the rules are that the ref's decision is final. to be fair to the germans, they outplayed england before that goal (two goals, i believe they scored in the first half?) and after that goal (two goals, i believe they scored in the second half) and made the english defence look like the over-rated pack of slow, ageing shite they are and the english strike-force like the over-rated pack of effete ineffective arseholes that they are.

i enjoyed that game immensely and all the fucking pointless nationalist shite from a bunch of bitter englishmen will only make me enjoy it more



edit: sorry, that all looked a bit personal :D it's not meant to be, it's a bunch of pent-up irritation at the golden generation, football reporting in england, and at sun headline writers in particular
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Fuck you AND your team, you fucking retarded simpleton.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 20:10, archived)
# I just watched the only DS9 episode worth seeing, Trials And Tribble-ations, where the DS9 crew go back in time and infiltrate the original series

I found these pics on Memory Alpha and made meself a GIF to do a decent comparision, thought I'd share it.
memory-alpha.org/wiki/Trials_and_Tribble-ations_%28episode%29

Interesting that the cut out around Chekov ain't that great really, and that 3 guys, not just the two added DS9 crewmates, have been removed from the original line up, I assume the last guy in the distance saved them a lot of work matching shadows.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Haha
I don't understand any of that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# there were fanfic or something ?
btw what's on chakotey ciecotey cikoteky crapktotey's cheek ?

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# it's a real DS9 episode that mixed footage from a TOS episode
'cmon. everybody knows that :)
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# This mystery goes deeper,
maybe a 3rd frame, aligned with kirk's hand + happy mr sulu + magenta cock is missing ?
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Hey now!
What about the one with Sisko as he tries to get the Romulans in the war. And the ones with William Sadler.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# In the pale moonlight...
One of the best eps.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Saw this episode recently
Very cleverly done. But note the new uniforms are more beer gut friendly, clothes don't hug the body quite as much as the oldern days I guess!

Had to check your surname wasn't Wheaton (gets around the internet a bit that lad). I like your Zoidberg animation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cloudane, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Have a Break....
Have a K.i.t.t. cat
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Cyloncat:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Tee hee! Very nice!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha! I always like that one.
And usually follow it up with one of mine with the same source pic similarly animated, but I won't today.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Don't mind if i do...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Bindun?
(Kendal, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Post with no image? Yup:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:59, archived)
#
Oh shush. Fixed now.
(Kendal, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Gaffa tape. Fixes everything.
It's like the force. Doark one side, light the other and holds the universe togeather.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# 'gaffer'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Gaffa!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Gazza!
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# *gets drunk*
*beats wife*
*checks into mental hospital*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Ok, seeing as it's that time


And a pearost from the other day:

Hosted by imgur.com
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# GO GERMANY!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Weren't those the words that started WWII?:D
'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# that picture keeps changing...
that's very clever. *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Yes it does.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
# No, it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)
# it apparently changes.
but the image is exactly the same.

I had to view the image before I worked it out.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# No you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Yes he doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# kitten
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Whoa, just whoa now.
Don't get all metaphysical on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# plectrum
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# No I did, because I am: herpaderpmnnnnnnnnngggggggg
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# For those watching F1, Webber wants to join the Red Bull Air Race Team


De-RIS yourself: news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/8766194.stm
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# F1 just got awesome!
Also, RPS:


Click for biggar and more pics, if you're into that sort of thing. Which you're probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# One good tern deserves another
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# There were four of them, so yes.
Also had two species of albatross and some massive cockatoos.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# You like massive cockatoos, you do
Australia has some lovely birds. I once taunted a kookaburra with a piece of fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# It certainly does have good birds.
A lot of them are really tame, too, but not so tame as to take the fun out of finding them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# :)
www.flickr.com/groups/b3ta-realphotos/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Gah.
No flikr account...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Then you know what to do now

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# RPK


Click for mahoosive kittin (218 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Ooooh sorry, that's a bit bloody huge
How do I do the cfb thang?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Create a smaller version.
Img link that one, then include a link to the bigger version.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
#
I think it's like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Ummmm no
You're hurting my brian
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Awwwwww
Reminds me of our Cass when she was a kittin. But she has amber eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Red Bull gives you wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# holy crap!
that would never have happened if I had watched it
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# brilliantly shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
# ahahahahahahaha
Oh I saw that crash.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# ooopsy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND :D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Come On Hamilton!
Currently 2nd (halfway into the race,) Kraut Vettel leads. Button 4th.
Schumacher about 27th, he stopped for a wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# ... cos Frank Lampard is my Dad!!
OYYYY!

C'mon England!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Why, what's happening?
I'm watching ST:DS9.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# That's the most industry in the name of England that we'll see all day.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Bigger is better.
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# is that a caramel cake?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Would you like a taste?
It's been contaminated by some nastiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Creme Brulee I think
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# A pound of mashed-up Dundee cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Post on
"Rate my poo"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# please do, but make sure my name is attached ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# au jus
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# This just in from the Mail:
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# ha :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Ho De Ho :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Things were different in the 70's

I was young and experimental, later, just mental...

Click for bigger Cloaca
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I've avoided all interaction with this compo, so far.
But this one gets a click just for the expression of preganant anticipation on his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)
# I believe it's a clip of Planet Of The Apes
he should be flattered I gave him Charlton Heston's body
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# It's from the second film - the one with the mutants & the nuke.
Charlton gets shot by a monkey.
That'll learn 'im..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# I thought it was the first one
just after they got their clothes nicked (or just before they jump in the water THEN they get their clothes nicked)
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# A while before this happens then:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHA love it
and this is NWOT anywany and prob bindun but meh :-)

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# the bigger doesn't include what's going on down below.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# i've been drawing footballers
here's Mesut Özil:

(matthewcr, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# This is jolly good.
Woo!

EDIT: compo it, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Nice
He does have quite caricature like features. Well basically the big bulging eye-balls which you#ve captured quite nicely. Next up... Wayne Ronney? :P
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)
# brilliant!
strange vacant look with eyes slightly too far apart... check!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Having googled him
I can confirm that this is good :D
mediadb.kicker.de/news/1000/1020/1100/7000/interview/704184/__zil-1234173806_zoom88_crop_500x375_500x375+0+28.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# That's very good
Also reminds me of the gay neighbour of Stan Smith too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# OH HAI SETH MACFARLANE.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# EYES!
EYES EYES
(eyes, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Our skilled staff are always on hand to help you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# This needs sending to the Register :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# please do, but make sure my name is attached ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# some git has already nicked it
to feed hits on his cack-arse blog of theftery...

www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/06/the-idiots-guide-to-holding-the-iphone-4/

(which just hit digg.com)

I say we should all shit them in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:37, archived)
#
my comment is awaiting moderation.They might find it a bit too sweary to publish.
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fucking Jobs, coming over here and taking our foreigners

I shall tweet this to Charlie Brooker.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# please do, but make sure my name is attached ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# I've linked to the post :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:15, archived)
# please do, but make sure my name is attached ;)

only joking
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Haha. This needs to be shown to my brother

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:22, archived)
# please do, but make sure my name is attached ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha!
it's funny cos it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Gah! Horrific hand injury
is this what happens when b3tan males fwap too much?

But yes how dare Steve Jobs suggest people are holding their iPhones wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Fucking nasty
I like
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Toasty, you rock!
(Not as much as MUSE, but a close second)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:50, archived)
# lovely stuff :D
have a rare click
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:16, archived)
# have a massive sunday morning
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:07, archived)
# That's awful.
Funny as hell too.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# *mesmerized*
(I helped save b3ta! speedyballbangpots, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Hahaha
it really is as cynical as that. Apple are due a nasty fall I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# The best part of the gag for me...
... is the red cross/plus sign.

The Apple+ store is a work of genius. Do they also lobotomise potential customers for the iPad so they think it's worth the money?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Can't hold your phone?
We've got an op for that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
If I were to do this again that would be the end slogan :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:29, archived)
# You're a genius sir!
*clicked* of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
# It's things like this
that make me glad twats go out and buy something the very week it comes out to compensate for their lack of a soul, then they all piss and moan that they've been "had"
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Now he can’t hold his cock
(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# perfect
bravo
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:18, archived)
# 100% Fact This Is The Truth...
In the old day when a Mac crashed the computer voice would pipe up "It's not my fault." Fucktards...
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)
# haha
Yes! Totally Apple's fucking attitude! White screen of death = your fault , not faulty ipod! Cunts!
(Kirbie, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Firkham Family Crest
At Lady Firkhams behest - behold the new family crest.
(click for biggun)
Regards, Lord Firkham.
(firkhamhall, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Now it can be told.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
# I knew it! Wherever she went there was moidah!
;)

*Actually that was Hart to Hart but they were serial killers in league :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
#
MOIDAH
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 9:46, archived)
# YES
b3ta.com/search/board?q=jessica+fletcher
If we get enough anecdotal evidence, rumours and suspicions, we can spark an investigation.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# If we get enough anecdotal evidence, rumours and suspicions ...
we can start a Daily Mail Column! We could call it "Guilty as Insinuated!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:01, archived)
# this has given me a lovely idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Does it involve doing for Lush what you did for the Manics?
*begs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Sorry fella, I was never much of a Lush fan,
not knowing them well makes it difficult for me to draw people right
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:03, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Nicely done, BLD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Look wot I've got


Click for bigger (83 kb)
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 8:38, archived)
#
Share photos on twitter with Twitpic
(grrrrraant is here to chew ass & kick gum, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 8:41, archived)
# he may well be a good footballer
but he's still a thuggish chav, if he couldn't play fotball he'd be nicking car stereos and getting smashed on white lightning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Looks like he has a remarkably hairy left hand.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 8:51, archived)
# it's still covered in pubes from the old lady he had an 'encounter' with
he refuses to wash it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Arf.
I bet he has Wazza tattooed on his Wazza.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Germanic font is he trying to defect?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] A cloaca by any other name would smell as foul

(kitter, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 6:44, archived)
# I'M GOING TO A POO PARTY \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 5:41, archived)
# at Paul's?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 5:57, archived)
# no
now fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Is this some Facebook shit?
(Rogue Sausage, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 6:00, archived)
# in Paraguay?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 6:26, archived)
# LET'S HAVE A POO PARTY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 6:49, archived)
# BOBBING FOR ROADAPPLES
PIN THE TAIL ON THE BUMFISH

WHAT OTHER GAMES DOES ONE PLAY AT A POO PARTY?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 7:36, archived)
# NAKED POO TWISTER

TRIVIAL POO SUIT
POOTIONARY
SPIN THE POO
STRIP POO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 8:02, archived)
# Pass the parcel (ouch)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)
# SHIT IN A KETTLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# it just says event beginning with the letter P
it could be a piss-up

or a puke-fest.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, the blood/lighting is terrible
Photobucket

But it's the thought that counts.
(CaptainMaak, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 4:31, archived)
# You've clearly spent a lot of time on this
so I can't let it go unnoticed.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 6:49, archived)
# This is good!
Deserves more replies, but then at 0430 on saturday, anyone still awake will be (1) making theur way home, (2) having a deep, philosophical discussion IRL with someone else who is equally stoned, or (3) shagging. And therefore not commenting on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)

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