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# Anyone know how to change the ringtone on a dog? Mine sounds strange.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:45, archived)
# *instaclicks*

WOOCHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Cheers me dear!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:48, archived)
# poke the button in the rear settings hole with a stick.
it will make all kinds of weird and wonderful noises
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:49, archived)
# at one end you should find a hole you can stick your finger into
that'll restore the factory default settings
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Finger or stick?
Dammit it's made it worse...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:57, archived)
# But can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:50, archived)
# *awesomes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Hooray!
My first Goldstar!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Want one!! *Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Hallo Ninjybaby!!!
Are you alright there gorgeous?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Fine thankee sir!!
How's you? \O/

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Fantastic stuff
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Download teh warez
(:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:06, archived)
# hahahaah
good grief!

top shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Haha
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:21, archived)
# haha! I want one!
Have some clickage
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Weetobix, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Udderly brilliant!
*looks around for mind piss*

edit/ I'm amazed I escaped with a dry brain there. So have your second gold star!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Hooray!
I'll put it on the mantelpiece with my other one.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:45, archived)
# hahahahaah
that's superb, top expression
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:39, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# haha
fuckinell!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:04, archived)
#
awesomeness
(mutters mutters, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Brillig
Click
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:16, archived)
# That's brill
How on earth did you do the ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:52, archived)
#
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:28, archived)
# "Besitality in the Bushes"
Sounds like a lost Bronte novel that never saw the light of day.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Pffft.
"flaps"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:31, archived)
# fun flaps
fnarr fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:35, archived)
# BOYAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:38, archived)
# This made me pop-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:47, archived)
# you dun gone put a willy on the witch! hur
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:49, archived)
# That bush has four vaginas.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:50, archived)
# FUN FLAPS!
and a big pink cock!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:25, archived)
# The owl adds a dogging quality to the bestiality
also, fun flaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Monumental!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:08, archived)
#

Monu
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:09, archived)
# Indeed.
But at least it's not a tarsier...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:12, archived)
# *something about Utravox*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:14, archived)
# DANCING WITH SPEARS IN MY EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I lament that pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I spy someone else on that skiff...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:40, archived)
# HENRY!
Not been nearly enough Henry on /board of late...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha! Great stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:47, archived)
# \o/

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Ooooh... nicely done.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:48, archived)
# They shouldn't let him do orphanages
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Ahhh, memories!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# One youngling down, twenty to go

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# 16 actually
presuming the larger ones and oldlings
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# I didn't bother to count them
call me optimist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha... younglings

old hence shit quality
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Haaaaaaahahahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# she's not that old
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
That made me proper laugh, that did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:45, archived)
# fucking LOL
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:09, archived)
# opposing light sauces
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Two sides there are, a Dark Side and a Light Side.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:43, archived)
# R
a
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i
s
t
.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)
# haha
bet his arse isn't as nice though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:50, archived)
# I would do "Challenge A Napkin"
But ... well ... I can't because I'm shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)
# O_0 Check out this terrible shop!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:54, archived)
# *phhhizzz*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:07, archived)
# ^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:09, archived)
# My favourite spang pic
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:18, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:26, archived)
# i challenge him to make a half-decent film
given 20 years and a budget of £500 million
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)
# More Mission Impossible than Challenge Anneka
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:02, archived)
# not the younglings...!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:09, archived)
# So anyway, I done this t'other day frum when I were on that South Bank:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:35, archived)
# blimey
that's a bit good! One of your best

(and no rain!)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:36, archived)
# cheers matey peeps!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# why is there always train in your pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# *hands prize turnips and catnip*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I can't see the bank for a train going past.
Stupid Network Rail.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:39, archived)
# The bank was cancelled that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Another day off for the bankers. Typical.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:54, archived)
# the country's going to the dogs, it really is.
Next thing you know they'll be banning smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Except for the bankers.
Lighting their fags with tenners.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:24, archived)
# I did hear that during the G20 protest, the bankers were leaning out of the windows waving tenners, to which the response was
"If you were any good they'd be fifties!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:34, archived)
# I like the colours

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:42, archived)
# churs!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:45, archived)
# that is truly awesome....
have a woo and a *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:44, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:45, archived)
# nice :)
that's a good spot for photomography.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:44, archived)
# it's great
BUT

I have never, ever seen a skateboarder land a trick there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:46, archived)
# have you seen the skateboard cemetery on one of the piers of Hungerford Bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Oooo! No!
Pray tell where?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:48, archived)
# walk from South Bank to Charing X and look down and to your right.
there's a big lump of concrete that the cables for the bridge are anchored in. people can't get down there, but it seems that whenever a skater snaps their deck, they take the wheels/trucks off and chuck it off the bridge onto the pier thing. and now there's a collection of broken decks down there. It's not that exciting really.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:52, archived)
# OK - weird - not worth a pic, then.
Give it a few months, maybe. what would be good is if there was a heap of broken decks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:57, archived)
# nah, not worth a pic.
at least not until it's 50ft high and includes broken limbs.

just wondered if you'd noticed it.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# No, but I'll look out for it now.
Along with a skateboarder landing a trick, still.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:55, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:56, archived)
# The Battenburg Garden
As seen on my travels this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:22, archived)
# Ace!
Yummy two-tone flowers, with a layer of revolting privet round the edge...

/does not like marzipan blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:26, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:27, archived)
# I hate marzipan as well
coming over here, taking our jobs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Don't be silly. Marzipans don't have jobs.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:34, archived)
# yeah they just sign on the dole
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:34, archived)
# they live 24 to a house and don't integrate
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:36, archived)
# sounds like my neighbours
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Do your neighbours taste like delicious almonds and sugar?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# if so, my missus would like to eat them
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:39, archived)
# dunno, they look like rejects from Sean of the dead, so I doubt they taste good.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Your mean they should differentiate them selves then?
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Or would that be too much of an additional burden?
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Would it lead to a multiplication of divisive factors?
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:44, archived)
# But then we don't want to be set in our ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:44, archived)
# You guys are going off at a tangent, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:50, archived)
# It must be a sin.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I think it's integral to the thread

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Was this in Battenberg, Rhineland-Palatinate?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Oh my word, yes
class in a glass
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:32, archived)
# There has to be a flower/flour reference
But I'm not some kind of Pilsbury boy, so I dunno
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:37, archived)
# b3ta is very mellow this morning.
It's quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:44, archived)
# battenburggggggggggggggggggg
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:01, archived)
# It's a battenburg goatse!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:30, archived)
# 1980 and a reluctant Joanna Lumley sends in the Burka's
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Who Bares Wins?
'ning Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Top o' the mornin' Baz
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Everytime I see pics like this
it makes me want to watch Who Dares Wins again

Even though I know it's bloody awful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:52, archived)
# "OK... so...
We know 20 mins of the film are going to be ace... now, wtf are we going to do to fill up the rest of the screenplay?"
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:59, archived)
# "How about swearing, gratuitous sex and violence, and Lewis Collins being hard?"
I adore the depiction of CND in that film as bover booted thugs out for a ruck at any opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:07, archived)
# bloody hippies
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)
# "being hard"
*chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:19, archived)
# what - the National Lottery gameshow hosted by Nick Knowles?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Needs more Lewis Collins
and Judy davis' tits
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:07, archived)
# hurrah!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=goZqBaXepU4
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:20, archived)
# haha
presenter, builder, singer, hunk, 'actor'

is there nothing that man won't can do?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:24, archived)
# I actually like him
but that song is utter shite
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Burkha burkha burkha
ningles Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Hai Joe!!
Congrats on the FP sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:54, archived)
# ta
couldn't belive that this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:08, archived)
# the sound of muslim gunfire.
as portrayed by a 12 year old with a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:58, archived)
# MUSLIMS BLACK OUT SWIMMING POOL!
tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/2010/07/non-story-about-local-pool-forces.html

as featured on The Now Show, Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:18, archived)
# pff
DOES EXTREMISM KNOW NO BOUNDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:29, archived)
# however...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/stoke_and_staffordshire/10596808.stm

I'm all for tolerance, but I would prefer secularism
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# haha
It also suggests re-scheduling sex education classes during the holy lunar month, as Muslim followers who have reached puberty are required to avoid sexual thoughts during this period.

pff, like they only think about the beast with two backs during sex ed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Isn't sex ed more embarrassing than titillating, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:42, archived)
# needs more sausage
ning b3ta

today I will be mostly dealing with idiots and/or Framemaker 7.2
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:03, archived)
# I too am dealing with idiots
I have a project that's a week behind schedule... after a week.
Do I get an extra week? Do I bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Tell them you're just off for a coffee and a natter, and you'll get back to them later.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ning board
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)
# haha oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:39, archived)
# BEEP BEEP

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)
# WOuld
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)
# shopped pics only please
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:46, archived)
# THIS MY STALK
MINES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha
Oh Peppers, whatever next!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Meercats and caterpillars. All being groped inappropriately.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:33, archived)
# hahahah
what a cute lil thing
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Shirley Mustapha-Bindun Enterprises are proud* to present




*No - not really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:13, archived)
# With added artifacts for extra flavour

Morning Griffy :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:14, archived)
# you enlarge, you decrease, you enlarge, you decrease
well enough about my penis. Ning Medi - Has the Netherlands come to terms with the World Cup yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Not quite yet
most of the orange decorations were taken down the moment the match was over

Still, they're having a boat ride on the Amasterdam canals this afternoon and they're expecting 1 million spectators
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)
# on my only ever trip to Amsterdam
I tried to get my bearings from 'the canal' that was near the hotel. It was 2 days later that I realised there are about a thousand canals. It didn't seem to matter though.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:45, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:57, archived)
# never gets old though...
In Sainsbury's last night the wife spotted an instand potato, bacon and onion thing that you fried...

Looked absolutely foul

Nearly bought it buit she distracted me with breakfast in a tin
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)
# was it in a box?
in the ambient section?

as bad as this?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:18, archived)
# It was in a box yes
but this stuff is the fucking nuts

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:21, archived)
# english breakfast you can drink straight from the tin
what's not to like?

In fact all they need to do is add a widget and they can make Creamflow English brekkie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Full of greasy goodness!
Fear the "bacon" .......
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:34, archived)
# soggy bacon
YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:47, archived)
# The brunch thing?
I like those...

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:33, archived)
# *Clcik*
This must be manufactured!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)
# is Smash still made by Cadbury?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Premier Foods, now
That always confused me as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:22, archived)
# I wonder if they ever experimented with Chocolate Smash
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:23, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:37, archived)
# that could probably work
as a topping for apples or something
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:46, archived)
# or onions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:10, archived)
# incredible
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:18, archived)
# I KNOW!
I wasted approximately 178 seconds of my life on that, but if I hadn't I'd have never been able to start my day
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Lidl's version only looks like sick
it tastes a little better

I love Lidl me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] More bloody hollywood remakes!


I beg your pardon...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:00, archived)
# is he digging his own?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Sacked by his agent
but it seems Hollywood is protecting one of its own, so he may yet be back
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:04, archived)
# We need to do our thing
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post786160
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Mel Gibson's ace.
Payback is a great film.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)
# This is true
he's also a complete raving lunatic who needs serious help
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)
# nah that's just a front for publicity.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)
# funny how he keeps going for roles
where he becomes unstable and violent

Is it really acting when you're just being yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Ask Jack Nicholson, Sean Connery, Cameron Diaz, Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, et al.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Point Blank with Lee Marvin
is a far better film, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Deffo-lutley
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:06, archived)
# I think they should remake The Untouchables
With, perhaps, Ewan McGregor, Rich Hall, Robert Downey Jnr, and Jude Law.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:05, archived)
# I can actually envision
Rich hall in the Connery role
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:07, archived)
# If one more film gets remade
I'm going to Hollywood with a special gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:14, archived)
# And The Godfather.
They could have Ice Cube as the Godfather.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:16, archived)
# nnnnnnnneeeeaaarrrgh!!!
*head explodes*

Pretty soon they'll be making the remake the same time as the original, in order to save money.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:18, archived)
# And The Shawshank Redemption
featuring Jude Law and Chris Rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:25, archived)
# hahaha good god
Raging Bull, with Rob Schneider & Joe Pasquale
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Ooo! Casino
With Paris Hilton and that kid from the Twilight film.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Buizarrely I think Paris Hilton would work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Like this one?
www.imdb.com/title/tt1334512/
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)
# indeed...
dear god.. another reason to consider Russell Brand a CUNT of the highest order
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:18, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Problem is, all Hollywood cares about now is the opening weekend.

Most of the low-mid budget films (like all the slasher remakes) make their money back in the first weekend, so there's no risk.

I'm astonished INCEPTION managed to get a green light, as there's no pre-sold audience for it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:19, archived)
# I can't wait to see that.
Rik Mayall is sooooo old now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I have found that it does get very worse
I am hoping that this is not true!

http://themovieblog.com/2010/05/russell-brand-to-star-in-remake-of-labyrinth/



(chemicals1234, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)
# are they remaking this
with Jeremy as the lead? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Didn't he have to give a public apology for one of his drunken anti-semitic rants?
"I'm sorry for what I said, i'm sorry for your dirty stinking Jew ways..." etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:07, archived)
# what's he done now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Drunken rant at his ex
Not pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:16, archived)
# that's not Mel Gibson
that's Saddam Hussain (or maybe George Bluth Snr)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
"I'm so glad that Dad is finally appreciating me for my talents."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:26, archived)
# I've only recently watched Arrested Development
Insta-fan!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Me too.
"I, too, am a never-nude!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:33, archived)
# hahahaha
didja know that Portia De Rossi (Lyndsey Bluth) is in fact, the wife of Ellen Degeneres?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Yes - bit of a shame that
I'd prefer Penelope Cruz. Or maybe ... Natalie Portman, or similar. Or all three would be fine, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:39, archived)
# I'll send them over when I'm finished with them ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Mmmm ... spunky paper.
No thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:49, archived)
# don't forget 'rusty staples'
which frankly sounds like a perverted country and western singer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:05, archived)
# The Jockanese erected a statue
at the Wallace Monument near Stirling. It's about 4 feet high and looks like a very ugly and angry (probably drunk) Mel Gibson. It's a disgusting sell-out on the part of the Colonials, for which they must suffer national embarrassment.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I beilieve Stirling council didn't so much choose to erect it
as get given it by a rather weird carver-of-gravestones, and they display it because they don't want to hurt his feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 4:11, archived)
# The Sith always come in pairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 4:25, archived)
# Moutheyes!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 4:26, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 4:32, archived)
# Still scary!


(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 5:46, archived)
# Never has the Esc key felt so escapey
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 7:42, archived)
# serious thumb attack!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 8:33, archived)
# Argh! My brain!
over 400kb
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Thumbs up!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Here's hoping her face melts off
and we can all get on with our lives.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 8:49, archived)
# sorry mo - gotta block this
it was doing my swede in!

It was good though!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Palin 2012!
Hand us another democratic win on a platter with parsley.

I love her!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Don't underestimate a nation that RE-ELECTED George Dubya.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I have not drawn a cat in a very long time. The result of this is a cat of bizarre proportions and rugged, manly features.
 

Also, what the hell is up with that M that every friggin' patterned cat has on its forehead? Is it code for something?
I think cats are superheroes. All cat superhero names start with M.
This cat is Mondocat. He shoots mondolasers and wears a mondocape.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 2:52, archived)
# DEMONSTRATED THUSLY:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 3:03, archived)
# Good Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 3:10, archived)
# This is ace!
Though I think dogs make better superheroes as Cats with superpowers would use them for evil (like using their laser eyes to open cans of cat food and super-purr to subjugate their human slaves into stroking them).

COFFEE TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 7:44, archived)
# Ah, so this is his real identity.
That mask had me completely fooled.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:23, archived)
# for future use!
(|, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 2:23, archived)
# great, thanks..
:/

did it need its own thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 2:49, archived)
# FIG PREDATOR!!!




tinyurl.com/figpredator




(Cope&Dalton, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:05, archived)
# That is one ugly motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Predator fig it's enough to give you the shits ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:11, archived)
# those ears are a nice match
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:17, archived)
# Yeah that's when I was more practiced at Photoshop
dropped off a bit lately so getting a bit rusty
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)
# I know the feeling!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)
# yup...get back on the horse
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:56, archived)
# This reminds me of the fear.
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Now that you mention it.
Fuuuuuuuck!

www.maidenart.co.uk/images/video/TheRoom.mov
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:27, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:36, archived)
# i liked this on /links
you make the figs cry
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Should I be ashamed of myself for this?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Some BBQ
Those are fuck-off sausages they are cooking!
(fer fer fer fer fer fer, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:01, archived)
# This is the winter of our discount tents!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)
# This is how it happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Yes you should
As you clearly did it intentionally
(Cloudane, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:26, archived)
# This will do fine for all in tents and porpoises
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:55, archived)
# noooooooooooo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Almost as popular as Everyone Loves Hypnotoad
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:57, archived)
# DONK
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:06, archived)
# do the bartman
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:48, archived)
# This is giving me the fear
It's like Stepford Wives meets Simpsons with added Tarsier :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:48, archived)
# ;)
(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:47, archived)
# BRAYNES!!

Blog of the Dead
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:48, archived)
# arggghhh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Aghaaa
*flees on motorbike*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:53, archived)
# haha.
They won't go any faster.

Zombies don't run. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:55, archived)
# They do in 28 Days Later. Running zombies are really scary
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:51, archived)
# That's a thing of beauty right there.
You make difficult stuff like the walk cycle look easy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:46, archived)
# THE SECRET:
...stick legs

Forgot about this, though...

My favourite walk cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:49, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:56, archived)
# like this :DD
(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Hehe



Couple I made :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:00, archived)
# The angry one's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Can't claim to have made the original artwork
it's from a book how to Animate in Flash and shows a walk cycle, I simply scanned and animated it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:03, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:06, archived)
# I can hear the duck going 'bloop' with each footstep.
I need some sleep.....
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:09, archived)
# :(
...it's a goose
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:14, archived)
# like i said, I need some sleep
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Proper duck!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)
# goose!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Needs more of this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:20, archived)
# heheh

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:24, archived)
# haha Owl 360 an upgrade from the Xbox 360 and more entertaining
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Radar Owl
Is like a radar XD
(Cloudane, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:27, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Haha
now his legs and arms appear to be rotating around him.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)
# wow, really good movement
i did this one, my 1st attempt at walking!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:19, archived)
# That's all kinds of lovely
3D or animated from a 2D picture?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:23, archived)
# animated 2d
cut the feet out to animate and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:40, archived)
# It's very smooth
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:43, archived)
# This is what first attracted me to b3ta, so many talented animators.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Yeah...I feel like I always have to UP my game.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:58, archived)
# I think that's a single foot walk cycle
it's the moebius strip of walk cycles!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Woo:D
(herman:D, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:53, archived)
# epic win
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:48, archived)
# He should hit up a math club or something.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 1:00, archived)
# no idea
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Woah!
That sure is a lot of jizz.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:52, archived)
# he's had to put out for 5 months
its built up.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Reminds me of that Chris Morris sketch from the Jam series
The Gush!
www.metacafe.com/watch/571293/the_gush/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:57, archived)
# ROFL
Quick get a dog carcass!
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha
I just made something very similar!

(Testicles just for you, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:52, archived)
# take that sagat
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:55, archived)
# don't see what the fuss is about
Tackle was clearly fine

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:32, archived)
# was a clear dive by the spanish
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 7:37, archived)

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