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# I wonder who won
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Well, being a toon fan, I'd have to say the Mags
: D
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Owls
It was tu-whit tu-woo - nil.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:41, archived)
# C'MON BARRY!!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Them owls are in't wrong colour pal
Wednesday play in blue an white like.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:28, archived)
# he is channeling the spirit of fred flintstone
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:31, archived)
# There once was a yam yabba yabba
Who yam yabba yam yabba yabba
Her yam yabba yam
Until yabba yam yam
And she had to be locked away for her own safety. Yabba.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:32, archived)
# yam! :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Yabba?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:45, archived)
# yam yam yabba! :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:48, archived)
# o_O
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Hahaaaa fuck
I defeinitely need to build a library of spanging images for this kind of eventuality :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:33, archived)
# it doesn't need round wheels
it runs on blind faith
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)
# I love that
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry]

A very clever chappie who's name was Stephen Hawking,
fooled us all into thinking he was no good at walking,
the deception complete
he would put up his feet
enjoying croissants and wine and long evenings talking
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# My name is Steven Hawking
through a computer I do most of my talking
If things go wrong I'd give out a call
hvvvvvvvvvvvvfffffjj ggttrjkjrsd..bxzzzzt rrrd computtzzzder
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# haha!
that works rather well
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# basically
he's just lazy.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
# i fucking knew it!
hawking, you lazy cunt, get out of that chair!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:38, archived)
# LimeRick ftw
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:48, archived)
# There once was a singer called Rick
Almost ended up in the nick
Mistaken for blokes
Who use beige overcoats
When they want to go and flash their dick
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:07, archived)
# Fantastic
Has to get at least honourable mention.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] filip
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:54, archived)
#
He has good teeth considering how often he puts his foot in his mouth
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:00, archived)
# every family has at least one person that makes the rest cringe in shame
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Enormous win
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:28, archived)
# :D
Well it made me laff...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Well I'm amazing in the sack!


I'm also pretty damn good at the three legged and the egg and spoon races too!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)
# 0_0
with a cock like that, he can be as smug as he likes!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Haha
I think the best entries for this compo are gonna be the subversive ones :D
Congrats on the icons btw. I'm gonna have to get my donate on again.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Although people changing icons is really gonna throw me for a while!
 
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Y Fank U!
I am a teeny weeny bit squee about it, tho the Jet Set Willy one threw me a tad, I'm gonna be explaining the lack of hat for weeks now!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Just put the thread link in your sig, problem solved :D
I'm kinda shocked my tetris block got picked, it's crap compared to pretty much every icon that's ever been submitted!
And I did it in a couple of minutes while trying to think of ideas for proper icons. Still, I'm super-chuffed!

Gonna be wearing your keyboard cat for a while I think :D
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Not a bad plan, think about that...
Keyboard Cat is my fave one I did save for Jesus, so real happy that one got picked!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:42, archived)
# I like keyboard cat
I'd better donate again, it has been a while.
 
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:27, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] A toap compo? Super!



...Trying to buck the "There once was blank called blank" trend...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:26, archived)
# manatee says "chew"
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Chew
Chew Chew Chew
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# i like this a lot
I want to sex up a manatee now!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry] also
nantucket
suck it
chin
grin
fuck it
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:28, archived)
# your 2nd and fifth lines need one extra syllabul each
or nantucket one less.

other than that.. grand :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)
# fuck you
:P
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)
# well, this is more up my alley
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)
#
If you should add three drops of LSD, to a regular cup of coffee,
avoid sex with your wife, as her vagina turns into a doggie.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Colour practise
Nose was sort of inspired by the awesomeness of Jean Reno


Click for bigger (187 kb)

(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:25, archived)
# Like his style
And your style
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:38, archived)
# suave art nouveau vampire
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:50, archived)
# He is the go getter, isn't he....
It's the power nose.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:52, archived)
# and the stern eyebrows
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:55, archived)
# I think they're suffering the patented Jollyjack "weetabix" syndrome
They seem to be escaping up his forehead.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# i really need a man
i've just realised that i find Art quite attractive, weetabix eyebrows and all
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:11, archived)
# glomp!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)
# this am lovelies :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:10, archived)
# cheers :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:18, archived)
# That is
Cool!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
# ta much :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Nice very stylish
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:21, archived)
# This is rather awesome.

(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:24, archived)
# holding your breath for at least five floors may come in handy one day!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Epic work there.
Beautiful stuff. :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:25, archived)
# glomp did a really big fart
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:28, archived)
# it's a defence mechanism
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:33, archived)
# well, it certainly works for me
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:37, archived)
# ooh that's nice
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
 
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I fucking love this!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:33, archived)
# I really like this. The colours, the textures. Fooking loovely.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 8:52, archived)
# Hypnofrogbeat
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)
# I came looking for hats for the new icons
and am disappointed.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:26, archived)
# There once was a woman called Mary
Who's chin was a little bit hairy,
She put a cat in the bin,
of which is a great sin,
And its about as funny as Jim carrey.

/coat.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:31, archived)
# oh hats, maybe that explains the icon design
I can make you a Miner Willy or Jet Set Willy one if you want
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Ta for the offer
but I'll make my own at some point. I just thought there'd be a load of people showing off shiney new hats for their shiney new icons.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:37, archived)
# too late!
These should make your Willy complete


(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Thanks!
Edit: by fuck, that makes it so much better!



(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Just a bit
Looks good now :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Hat and explanation:
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:53, archived)
# I thought as much! Eventually.
like the lemming, didn't realise two of yours got in :D

edit: three!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:15, archived)
# 8(||)
ribbit
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:33, archived)
# I think he has his eye out just in case of sudden frog rape by a passing chimp!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)
# o_O
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:07, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha

(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Bloody hell that's scary!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
fucking hell. that's like something from the tunnel scene in the original willy wonka film
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:10, archived)
# There's a program called Dragons Den.
Where the dragons make children of men,
by flaunting their cash,
They'll rip you off in a flash,
when you get 1 percent, they get 10 :D
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:39, archived)
# wonderful Dr B!!
fp methinks
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] compo pea..
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:41, archived)
# hahahahahhahahaha!
me rikey!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:43, archived)
# *spellcasting* R_E_P_O_S_T_I_N_G_C_U_N_T
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:48, archived)
# side step left side step left
you were killed by the guardian
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:50, archived)
# But the Mail had a damn good try too.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Rhyming makes it no less annoying...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:37, archived)
# my pet hate is in the boot sequence
"Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue..."
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:45, archived)
# or "Network card driver not found"
".. would you like to go online and find one?"

GNNuffgh!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:33, archived)
# ha ha!
indeed!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:23, archived)
# But you might
have had a modem connected? Or more than one network interface?
Sorry
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:02, archived)
# but
that one always made sense to me.
you DO need a keyboard... if you have to type "win" at the command line
(or startx) to finish booting.

sorry. i'll get my labcoat.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:47, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)
# heheh
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Clever git :)
That's this competition won already
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:26, archived)
# A deserved FP methinks
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Now this is very nice, and I've clicked 'I like this!' already...
But how you pronounce the second line?
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 7:38, archived)
# nice
congrats on the FP, well deserved
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:43, archived)
# too
sweet
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:24, archived)
# breadghost coast to coast
fuck it, i'm going for a bike ride while it's still warm
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:26, archived)
# KLUGMAN.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:29, archived)
# no!
Don't do it, Mr. Toast! Nice drawings...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Oscar winning Limerick
kerclicks
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:26, archived)
# 8(
But also
8D
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:27, archived)
# you should have seen it before it was optimized :(
he walked about a bit, double the frames on all movements and it even had a "fin" page.
Also, I like drawing in a Happytoast/Gorey style :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Is this comment for me, mon ami?
Seems unlikely..
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:44, archived)
# you talkin' to me?
of course I'm talking to you, you're the only one here!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Great stuff.
Woo
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:28, archived)
# this is beautiful
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Venlafaxine Hydrochloride
Also - 612 FRAMES???
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:29, archived)
# no, 44
where'd you get 612 from?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:31, archived)
# The sneaky cat one
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:32, archived)
# ah, yes, I impressed myself with that
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:33, archived)
# very nicely done.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Oh you put Willy's hat on!
Squee!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:43, archived)
# yes, he looks silly with half a head...
:D
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:37, archived)
# I'm pleased I got him into the new icons, along with 2 others, I'm well chuffed,
but it is an odd choice and I can see myself having to defend his design for weeks...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I wanted Willy with a hat, but was glum to discover this is not included..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G94NOyLF7U

.. guess I'll stick with my ghost.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:50, archived)
# He sorta does:
www.b3ta.com/board/7810620
he is too tall if kept accurate to the original pixels so u gotta add the hat yourself, but I did define it...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Woo ghost toast :D
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Oh hai popular woods/failed image challenge suggestion
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:39, archived)
# It's sad people don't know what K-Tel was
the classic omni-pop albums pre-NOWTHAT'SWHATICALLCRAP.###
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Archie has no excuse
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:50, archived)
# He's pretending to be down with the young folk!
all with it, with his hippy beads, long hair, smoking those herbal cigarettes, and hangin' loose with his radical b34tnick friends!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Spot of National Service will sort him out
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:59, archived)
# Don't knock K-Tel
I bought everything of theirs.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
# I wasn't knocking K-Tel
I was knocking NOWTHAT'SWHATICALLMUSIC
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:19, archived)
# She's uses the Royal "ni".
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Nicely done
:)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Let's put this at the top...
...so the compo will stop. (fin)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:37, archived)
# fab! :D
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:38, archived)
# i love this, i really really like the style and it's funny to boot :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:42, archived)
# What like this? (found this while clearing out my bookmarks)


Also the obvious woo.


EDIT: I have no recollection of who did it.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I really need to create the Happy Ghost
b3ta account.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Looks like a Tom O'Bedlam to me
 
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# nice work :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Nice and Gorey-esque.
Woo
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Simon Schama,

Llama embalmer...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:23, archived)
# sick of limericks, eh?
*sigh*
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Well I just clicked it...
If that helps?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:04, archived)
# yay!
:)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Hey Maaaaatt Daaaamon…

How many can you fit in your mouth, Damon? One? Wuss. Even Minnie Driver can fit two…
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:09, archived)
# no limerick today?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:13, archived)
#
perhaps tomorrow?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:22, archived)
# i think he prefers plums
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Democratic Apples
or forced upon apples from Eden?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Oooh could I have them in a pie?
woo
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:54, archived)
#
if you can fly, then apples in a pie...you get, no sweat.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Hi
coo
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] woof

My computer mouse is broken, so had to use tiny rollerball in middle of keyboard lols.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:02, archived)
# well i liked it :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:07, archived)
# heheh...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Last line would scan better with "then asked, 'You taking the mick Sir?'"
/pedent blog.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:55, archived)
# yeah!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:14, archived)
# HALLO STROMLY
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:17, archived)
# i don't want to meet him
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
# You don't have a choice.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
# he doesn't actually look like that.
usually.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
# See how wrecked his face is?
...........................................I did that!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:36, archived)
# You gonna be like that fur ever !
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:53, archived)
# hello, stormly
you have a face like a disgruntled jacket potato
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Well met, Mr Muttonchops.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:28, archived)
# he looks like
a sensitive soul...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] "Get away from her you BITCH!!!"
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:14, archived)
# haha nicely
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:17, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
# I'd like to sigourney her weaver.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:37, archived)
# She would Ripley you up and spit you out ;)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:52, archived)
# That kind of talk is alien to me.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:31, archived)
# 6'1''
of sax appeal, and a tiger, I kidd you not
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Eeeeew
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:12, archived)
# I AM that very woman from Wales
although i work for BP
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:13, archived)
# sorry
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
# but are you though?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:23, archived)
# yeh
though BP wouldn't have made any sense
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Hahaha:DD
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:27, archived)

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