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# Hello strangers
I gone and played with some inks for the first time in I don't know how long.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# You used to be that person off b3ta!:O
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:47, archived)
# I did
Now I'm that person off of the stage.
*famouses*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Is it panto time again?
*twankies*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Do you have your own broom?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)
# she looks great in the new Marvel Vs Capcom game
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Yeah?
I'm really looking forward to smacking people to death with their own health bar as deadpool.

Edit: It am not traced, I just drew from the comic (Deadpool 23) advert last night, maybe I should have traced it and I wouldn't have given her a bum chin.
Edited again: As further proof the one I drew has no right foot, a tribute not a trace :D
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Rumbled
*quotes Chasing Amy*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:49, archived)
# who are you, strange one?
i have heard tales of a mystical figure from the dawn of time, but i thought they were myths
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
# That one is obviously a Mythus
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I was sent forward in time to repopulate the earth with beings of similar awesomeness to me.
I'm back now, claiming the travel expenses was a fucking nightmare.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# so
did you find any beings of similar awesomeness?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:55, archived)
# No
but your great great great great great great great great grand daughter is pretty fine, she's preeeeety fiiiiiiiine.
*shoots self in face for remembering a song from teen pop sensations*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hang your head in shame
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Funny you should say that...
because i have been playing with some links for the first time in I don't know how long?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# what links?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
# She's not wearing pants!
*fapfapfapfapfap*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:54, archived)
# ^ Oh yeah....
O_O
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
# neither are you
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Not any more i'm not!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Don't call her kitten
Call her Laura.
It doesn't make her go all snikt.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# nice inks
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Owww... aces....
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# that's a mighty fine weapon
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# That's a pretty meaty weapon.
EDIT: bollocks.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# The penis mightier than the sword.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
That is indeed a mighty weapon!

EDIT: BOllocks bollocks!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
# trying to beat me to a cock pun?
*shakes head*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# What a drip!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Like a veiny excalibur
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:50, archived)
# That's a meaty fine weapon
etc
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Gayskull, Shirely?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
what possibly made you think of this?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Nice weapon :D
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# This car is awesome!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:41, archived)
# *glees*
Sorry quick TJ. Anyone who is near to west London (SW5) and wants to make a quick 20 quid. If you can get to Earls Court with a dvd with the entirity (all three files) of the new Warcraft patch on gaz me.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# It does have a certain retro charm.
Good call, excited cat.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
# it's good, but
it's not a hen
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# What?...Destroy a ship?.............................................................................................................o.k.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:55, archived)
# yes, if you must
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I must.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
# ok then
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)
# fantastic
Lady Penelope's car from the Thunderbirds movie was at our work on Monday!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# I saw the real Herbie Love Bug.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:08, archived)
# ooh me too
at Disney in Florida. Its a rust bucket now
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# I saw it when I was a child...it still looked spiffy back then.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Future fins for the wins !
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Some fuzzy dice would be nice.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
# pow factor 10
wooooooooooooo!plus y/h
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:26, archived)
# A Clarkson car for sure.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Cat says yay
I actually saw one of those cars. I think it's the turbine thingy. It was around 1965. And I freaked out.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# It's a beauty.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:29, archived)
#

(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I'm not sure what's going on here
but I like it
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Where as...
I am sure what's going on here
and I don't like it
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Getting raped by the confused.com logo is a truly sad fate..
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I like the use of "violate" as a sound effect
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)
# "fondle" is my personal fave.
/JJ Anorak mode
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Don't supply wormwood-tainted alcohol to injured, nocturnal carnivores unless you want to be touched inappropriately
Absinthe makes the hurt grue fondle.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Absinthe makes the fart blow longer.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:23, archived)
# To be fair emvee's more of a violator than a fondler
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# ^What she said
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:05, archived)
# v what he's about to say
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# GOATS!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Ghots! WooOOooOOoo!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I imagine a dalek would said that...
VI-O-LATE, VI-O-LATE
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
so that's what the lady in the car looked like :D
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Drawn from memory :D
Now you know what inspires S&S: the demented elderly of the midlands.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Spider Clone
Spider Clone...

Does whatever a Spider Clone does...
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Oh - it's just twisted 180 in my head!
I thought when the head came off, Spider started violating it, not it spider ...

Now I'm disappointed - DO IT AGAIN, PROPERLY THIS TIME!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# You have drawn a tramp-like character raping a spider while a scorpion looks on
All you need to do is make the scorpion wank a little and it'd be just like one of my suggestions!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# He has pincers.
It wouldn't end well.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# it never does

(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Pfft
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# This is exciting.
Photobucket
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Art's malfunctioned again I see
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Haven't they seen "The Thing"
when a head grows legs you RUN FOR THE FLAME THROWER!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# What if those legs then grow hands?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Get 2 flamethrowers
WWMD? (what would MacReady do?)
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:37, archived)
# she looks much better without the body
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I fear her stains... XD
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Worzel almost killed me when I was 18. John Perwee almost ran me over in a Malorca supermarket car park.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Not in Bessie, surely?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Noooo
I'm fairly sure he wasn't having sex at the time.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Worzel Gummidge was doing the squidgy thing with Dr Who's car?
All should be told!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Games I want to play
Number 68...

(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I'd like a girl, please
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# paedo

(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# is it paedophile the 13th today?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Needs less Dec.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Let's get ready... to rumble!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I want a girl


Late for the compo?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# slam bam ham
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# wouldn't
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Apparently the whole rescue was morlock than judgement
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Ooh I hate those things
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Haha
Also... nice tag
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# at least it's not one of those crap morlocks from the re-released film
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# don't think I ever saw it
nothing can beat the Rod Taylor version
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I wouldn't bother watching it
Stick with the original
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:15, archived)
# The Guy Pearce one? Yep, rubbish. Should have stuck to nobbing the speccy one in Neighbours.
Not a leading man, better supporting. The Count of Monte Christo f'rinstance is really rather jolly good.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
I hated them bloody things, scared the livin' shite out of me!

*Click*

:D
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha.....
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Ooh! Ah! Hot! Hot!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Extremely Good
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Haha maybe it'll get some heat into her lifeless old bones.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Soft cow!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Ring of Fire!!!!!
Woo

Slight TJ, I find myself needing to purchase one of those flat screen tellybox things, can anyone recommend a good un?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Curry in newcastle?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# If you have a decent sound system to go alongside it
Samsung are pretty good
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Ta,
I'll give em a look.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:05, archived)
# concur for a tellybox
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Get a plasma screen
if you can afford it.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# LED TV, if the budget will stretch that far.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Check John Lewis
There's a Panasonic 42" plasma (TX-P42X20B) that sometimes comes up for £450 (£480 at the mo, though they have a cheaper Samsung one), including 5 year warranty and delivery by their own people rather than your nearest chimpoid army. It's 720p not 1080, but unless you watch your TV from two feet away it makes little difference.

Don't go for LCD unless you can afford one of the LED backlit ones (which do edge ahead of plasmas) as you'll soon notice the lack of colour range and then you'll be stuck with it. LCD screens have a non-reflective plastic surface, but that's only for the unemployed who want to watch TV all day or in gangs with the lights on. Plasmas have glass screens with anti-reflective coatings. They're still a bit refelective, but in the evening with the curtains drawn the picture is far superior.

And Argos do a nice thick-topped wood telly stand rather than these ludicrously priced and massively heavy smoked glass jobbies.

Just my opinion - what I did anyway. 'cos someone on b3ta told me to...
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Plus John Lewis do that 5 year warranty thing
which is nice.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I have LCD & it seems fine to me
Plus I believe they're better for the environment than plasmas.
Or something.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Hippy
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# I considered adding this to my previous post
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I think it's because they hoover up a bit less electrickery.
But sod it, I don't have kids so I'm way down the scale of planet-rapers anyway.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# HD? LED? LCD?
when was the last time anybody actually missed something important because their telly wasn't large or crisp enough.
Its all in the scripting.....

* grumbles back to cave, with 10" B+W / video8 combo
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:52, archived)
# If you're not bothered about labels
Then Hannspree TVs from eBuyer are great value for money - have hooked up myself and a few others with no complaints www.ebuyer.com/hannspree Check the reviews
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# that should dry her nightie out
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# hahahah, bloody fancy modern tellies
speaking of which, have you seen Mic's fucking hell its huge and the 3d is bloomin' amazing
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Haven't heard from Mic in a goodly age.
Still have no idea if he's coming to the Horror-Thon or not..
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# if I see him on the playstation I'll give him a nudge about it
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:46, archived)
# How do you 'know' people on playstation?
/New to all this network stuff
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Muchos gracias.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Yay for ringu
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Lank-haired spooks ftw!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Out of the flat t.v. and into the fire.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Marvellous!!
*Click*

:D
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Very very nice :)
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 18:46, archived)
# *jumps on board*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Now that WOULD be funny!

Edit: Do you read "The Metro" in the morning perhaps?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# ^ What he said
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahhHAHAHAhahhahaha :D
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Oh hai redditor
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Perfect.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# i'd find it funny
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Aces!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Heheh
George: Doctor, I'd like to kiss you goodbye.
Dr. Zira: All right, but you're so damned ugly.

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(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha......
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
ha
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Sadly, the plan to attach rockets to the escape capsule was overruled...
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hahahahaha that's ace!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# FAB
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Call Virgil, tell him Pod number 5.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I've just realized
how much South Park's Kim Jong Il looks like him.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# maybe the actors are related
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Family ties
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# F.A.B!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# ha ha ha...
Popular picture is popular...
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)
# isn't it just :D
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# F.A.B.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] HatHat is the ultimate terror
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# See this is what I thought the Chileans would look like today
But they are all so neat and clean-shaven, I'm quite disappointed.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Why is cousin it chasing those midgets?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
they're not midgets; they're just standing in a ditch
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# From the makers of Debbie does Kruger National Park...
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# NSFZ
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Is it on in 3d?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# yes but only in portrait view
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Wobbly Giraffe likes this

(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Lalalalala, wobbly giraffe
Lalalalala, wobbly giraffe
Lalalalala, wobbly giraffe
Lalalalala, wobbly giraffe
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Steady on the seams
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Real Life Seams...

* My scissors are a bit shit
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Battenburg Giraffes FTW!
I think my eyes and/or brain are broked
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Are they still under warranty?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Only if it's done under 100,000 miles.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Aah, that's lubbly.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
#
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# Hahaha
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# ha
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Approximately 8.5 feet.
haha
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# A Product of Inbreeding

Hello, our names our Ed…
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Ah, you've been to Dundee then
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# As east anglian Doctors used to write on charts....NFN


Normal For Norfolk
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:52, archived)
# A purple and blue bow tie?
Freak.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Arachibutyrophobia.
That is all.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Ah you've been to Midsomer Norton, then.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Cider-tinged mindpiss.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Best of all the moindpasss.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# ahaha
Tis true. I've never seen so many bald women.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Or hairy men.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# I'd like to add Somerset to list of areas where this fellow wouldn't look out of place.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)
# And Basildon
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this cheap enough?


p.s. Apologies for the lack of Chilean miners.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Is this a racist post?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I vote yes.
*lights torches and passes around*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Cheers, dude!
*lights doobie*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# *puts out doobie without inhaling and has some dinner*
Afterall, drugs are for mugs. Dinners are for winners.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Give me my fucking doobie back before I rape you in the face and make you say thank you, fat boy.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# *tokes*
Pfffft. Chinese chick with pink hair. lol
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I think she lives in Trumpton
Pffft.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Trumped on.
lolololol
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Trump One.
Trump Two.

Trump One.

Trump Two.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Camera One.
Camera Two.

Looking at trumps

Looking at you

pffft
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Massive Attack are great, aren't they?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# FUCk yeh.
love love is a herb
i just shat my kecks.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Mate!
You're well minging!

Hey!

Who's hungry?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Is it that time already?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# What?!
Shiiiit ... I said I'd only popped out for some fags and a loaf of bread ... !
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# linked
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Might be a tad NSFW perhaps?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# And technically illegal
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
# she's 19
and lesbian
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# I knew she was 18+,
But the lezza bit is great news
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:51, archived)
# only if they make a lazytown porn
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Crosses everything
I have sports candy ready
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Lesbian? Where's that coming from?
I expect sources for this kind of revelation.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# she did an interview on some chat show or other
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# She was underage at the time the face photo was taken
www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1994/33/part/VII

Thus this may be prosecutable under the Protection of Children Act 1978, as amended by the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994 as a pseudophotograph of a child.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# At least we know what the P stands for now
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# don't ever search for Stephanie Lazy Town porn then
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
#
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#
Just compare him to Hitler and let's get it over with.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Has he got
a moustache?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Well if he hasn't, it's clearly an attempt to disguise himself.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# The six million dead jews in the spare room
are a bit of a giveaway to be honest.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Yep and even claiming it's a joke image can get you prosecuted.
You could even end up on the sex offenders register.

Not to be alarmist or anything.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# What if I folded the face of this painting...
And placed it over the body of this one...
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I shouldn't post this one then
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# If it looks like porn...
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Jesus
That's a bit wrong.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# She's 19 now.
I'm just saying.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# link this please
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# ffs
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# NSFW, you c*nt
/but then, you knew that. nicely linked
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# it was a touch borderline nsfw
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Unfortunately you don't get to decide that
Other peoples' bosses and work colleagues do

BLAH BLAH WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE BLAH BLAH AT WORK MNNNNNNGGGGG BELM
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# walked in a few days ago to fix a busted lappy and found the company director watching porn
he didn't even turn it off as I worked, I'm just glad he didn't have his cock out
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:51, archived)
# WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HIM IF YOU FANCY HIM SO MUCH
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# WELL MAYBE I WILL
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# a bare arse on view?
a 'touch'?
no
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Aren't you the first to chastise people about things like this?
;) just saying...
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Depends on which boat he's decided to board
Toot toot
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# aye :)
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# isnt that how you gain acceptance?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# *chastises*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# *accepts*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Lucky it's lunch and my boss isn't aboot.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Is he ashoe?
LOLOLOLOLOL
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Probably
He's an evil bugger with no soul.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# is that her "cum" face?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Probably. I can't think of any other explanation for that expression.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# it's freebs' b3taday!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Where is he then?
...and I thought he was Forbes these days...

That's a bit low poly, btw. Is it for a game?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)
# over there, look!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# *peers*
*waves*

Happy b3taday!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Happy birfday, young lover
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# *taps shoulder*
*runs round to other shoulder*
*manhugs*

Happy b3taday fella!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Happy candle day
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:44, archived)
# *waves*
Candles!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# 6 candles!!!!!!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Oh hai new desktop wallpaper!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Golden bwrown sywrup
BTW, There is 1 person in the U.S. named Harry Minge, apparently.

howmanyofme.com/search/

edit: and 14 people called Dick Smoker rofl
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Pffft.
There are two named Mary Hinge.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I bet they're filthy hooo-rs
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Bloody rubbish.
Do it again.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Small words from a small being, trying to attack what it doesn't understand
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# LEAVE J PEASEMOULD G ALONE
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# ^This^
With added FFUUUUUCK
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's an obscure one!
*is impressed*
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I've been somewhere similar...


Click image to enlarge
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Heaven City.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Rescue simulator

CRAPTOAP
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Heh
Trufax!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I still see nothing
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:46, archived)
# > YOU ARE TRAPPED, ENCASED IN GRANITE FOREVER.
> WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY AGAIN (Y/N)?

>
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Y
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 14:43, archived)
# "Hola, and how do you Doozer?"
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:15, archived)
# :D
I love Chile. It's my new favourite country full of mentals.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# I know a chilean. They are indeed mental.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I knew some Norwegians
They're all a bit odd.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Ashley I know several Chileans
All of them are mental.
and Bastards
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# awwww
that's quite sweet. :)
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
#

very nice!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:18, archived)
# aww - nicely
well done

(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# happly b3taday!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Happy Dynamite day Bilbo!
and thanks
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# :D
WOO!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)
# That's really nicely done.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
# ooo er missus
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# TOAP
How many times have I seen this Joke?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# 4,752.5 (not counting the one with the crow, the postman and the bedside light)
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# 5 times?
I'm just guessing.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# and what is wrong with toap?
/if anything?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
# It gives kittins cancer.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
# I need vaseline.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:08, archived)
# There ya
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Erotic
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:25, archived)
# real men use lard
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
# I can't believe it's not better
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# liked the pic anyway
But thought a magenta cock wouldn't go amiss. Heh heh. Cock.

(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:58, archived)
# PUBE ALERT!!!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:15, archived)
# can it be milked?
find out the hard way.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# JUST DIG!


No access to anything but paint atm. But this is all I've been thinking all morning.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# hahahaha
LEMMINGS!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I glagged when I saw Sky had a scoreboard.
Trust Sky!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)
# lol for what?
ALIVE! - 1
DEAD! - 3
REMAINING! - 12
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Well quite!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:53, archived)
# haha

(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
lets go!


EDIT: How odd. Kevin Smith just did a cameo on Veronica Mars.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:30, archived)
# *Oh no*



BOOM
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)
# 2 player lemmings on the Sega
was utterly fantastic. You could really piss off your opponent!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Sorry to butt in
Got an evening's writing coming up, so naturally I'm looking for distractions. Anyone want an ambigram? No quality guarantees as ever...
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Ooh, ooh ooh, yes please!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# You got it...
Spider sense says it should work ok
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)
# sorry, i'm a little late for the party
any chance you could do one for me too?
i'm pretty sure it'd be easy. or at least, as easy as it could ever be.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:38, archived)
# What on earth is an ambigram?
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:51, archived)
# something that looks the same backwards and forwards
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Or in general a word that can be looked at two different ways
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I made one - lol
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)
# a doorstep greeter who can use both hands to ring the bell
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:55, archived)
# very good!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:19, archived)
# A person who has amber skin, who strips and is available for hire.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Sorry
I thought it was a Swinging GILF

Am Bi Gran
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)
# was I the only one that would use to blockers to trap them all
then nuke them
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# To create as much carnage as possible?
Big flashy pops with green and blue everywhere. Mmmmm!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# and the noise was hilarious
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I liked to herd them all together,
then use the exploders to make a hole for them to all fall out of and die - the explosions would usually kill a few too.
Like suicide bombers - lol.
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:50, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:43, archived)
# Just because I'm in a bad mood-
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Yep!
That's what I wanted to do. Glad it was done before, and better.


Arse!
(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)

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