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#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Where's your head at!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:30, archived)
# That's one way to get ahead in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Doing too many situps..... can make you feel light headed...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Nice one :DD
(herman:D, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Good job he was wearing a helmet.....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Ping 111.111.111.111
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:56, archived)
# beaver :D
(herman:D, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:04, archived)
# That's no beaver...it's a khant init.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:12, archived)
# It's behind you.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Moby Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:48, archived)
# "KHAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUN! . . . T.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:35, archived)
# *grabs lady's razor*
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitler squirrel from Gemstar
(skodaboy, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:44, archived)
# And here's one of his henchmen, Joseph Gerbils.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:49, archived)
# heeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Hahaha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Wir werden die ganze Welt's nut liefern!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Hehe.... maddness....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha
On a side note; is google chrome shit? My mate's installed it on my computer and now half the images on b3ta are b0rked.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:56, archived)
# I use it all the time with no problems at all... yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:01, archived)
# This is the only real problem I've had with it so far.
But it could be like I said down there, BT being feckless.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Think it depends on your PC
Not tried it myself.. but a mate put it on his and had to reinstall windows ..... his brother loves it though....and has had no problems..
I recently installed firefox that most people love..... but that just crashes my PC all the time....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Yeah, it 'seems' pretty good...
I think it's just BT being shit and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:14, archived)
# No problem w/ stills
But have to reload two/ three times for anims.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:38, archived)
# :D
[Mod edit: Bit NSFW,
(herman:D, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:58, archived)
# That's one bendy hard on!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Foo har
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Tut tut
Mods have dirty minds a! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Another completely pointless faceswap, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:00, archived)
# a drought in Hummus, eh?
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:05, archived)
# it's plausible--especially the one on the right
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:08, archived)
# The one on the right is a pug in disguise


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:24, archived)
# looks more like a fucking sea lion in disguise
that's right

A FUCKING SEALION
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:43, archived)
# More a seal than a FUCKING SEALION though


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:14, archived)
#
Magneto cat ftw!
(UTB, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Because I'm just a doctor Jim....
Not a veterinary surgeon.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Less of this ^... XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:13, archived)
# i like these a lot.
I am a big fan of futility.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:13, archived)
# shopped pics only please


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Sweet :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Awe....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Teddy is wondering why kitty is breathing so hard...
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:35, archived)
# kitty porn
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Kitty's wondering why he got so pissed.....
He finished up sleeping with a Burberry chav bear..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:41, archived)
#
(herman:D, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:00, archived)
# MeRrY nEw YeAr
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Looks like the one on the right is about to have a case of the wirrrlling pits any second...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# haha, i thought it was just a cool dog doing a funny walk.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:39, archived)
# :)
I thought a white cane in his mouth would be too obvious
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:41, archived)
# *click*
That was the sound of my brain registering

*click*

that was me clicking.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Plink plink plinkplinklplpplpkkkkkkraasssssshhh!
That was the sound of about 230,000 pennies dropping all at the same time.

Haha, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:50, archived)
# "thx"
that was my mind preparing itself for "thanks"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Haha!
he needs a guide person.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:49, archived)
# ;)
I see an opportunity for blind leading the blind here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Arf... that dog's just dotty...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:13, archived)
# hahahaha
genuinely laughing my head off.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Pure Fucking Hamhole
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:33, archived)
# "That's all, mother fuckers"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:34, archived)
# oooh you're back :)
Next stop a Barony of Otters, hey?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Next would be Prince
Yep back, nearly a week now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)
# on motherfucking stilts?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)
# On motherfucking laser stilts
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:40, archived)
# with spikes on.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:43, archived)
# rusty spikes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:44, archived)
# tied on with the tendons of dead racists.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:47, archived)
# ...could it be...um...........SATAN!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)
# hamhole.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:38, archived)
# FUCK ACME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I just want people to know there is a limit to ham is all.
too many fuckers eating packs of pre-sliced and tipping over the edge into this abyss.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
# In fact there are many ham dangers, this is just one of them.
Perhaps there should be some kind of Ham Safety Council.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:53, archived)
# You wait till they start up the Ham Cannon
Screaming for Battle Meats of all varieties.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:12, archived)
# When you've got an oozing wound full of Lamb Shrapnel from Kofta Grenade
and all you've got to defend yourself is a lousy Shrimp Cutlass.

That's when you realise...

War is hell.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:17, archived)
# TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:45, archived)
# you come for the beats
you stay for the meats.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:46, archived)
# He's stolen my ham........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:14, archived)
# he's trying to tempt you down the meatchute
once you plummet you wont know where you start and the hole begins.

We live in the ham; we are the ham:

Like parasites feeding off our own flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:20, archived)
# I'v had similar nights out too that..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:38, archived)
# serves him right for getting stuck in the tumble dryer


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:22, archived)
# saw 3d out soon ;D
arrghghgh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/Saw_3D
(herman:D, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:12, archived)
# I likeeee:D
(herman:D, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Have another boring telephone conversation doodle


Click for bigger (248 kb)

Someone has eaten his arms apparently
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
# I likes that a lot
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:05, archived)
# REPORT ATTACHED.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# 2010
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:08, archived)
# lls
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Do you ever pay attention to telephone conversations?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:12, archived)
# I try... I really do
But no, not really
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# i likes the squiggle shading :)
it am cools :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Telephones are just pieces of shit in the shape of phones...you did good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:28, archived)
# ooh little bit of polololitics
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Carve 'em up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Now add in a pile of cash or something
For that extra "we're carving up your money amongst us" satire.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha.....
If only the cuts of meat were as big as the cuts to.........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:36, archived)
# nobody can eat that much meat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha.......
The private sector will absorb all the leftovers..... thuse making the portion size as disapointingly small as they previously were.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
# First cut is the deepest !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
# They serve their meat
blue !
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Haha... that'd be quite a rare thing..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# wahey!!
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Jive turkey
*slips on 70s cheesecloth shirt and loons*
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# a ripe rosy huzzah and accompanying click!
<claims on expenses ⁄>
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Well at least they'd give you the curtesy of getting you pissed as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:12, archived)
# 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:20, archived)
# he is very cute
but i fear his large tongue may overbalance him if he tries to lick anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Smear marmite on your mimsy and shove him down the front of your knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# :O shocking
and www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post919055
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# disgusting!
what a waste of marmite!
also, it'd ruin my pubes, thus no pube animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I pictured you to be nice and trim.
Full on rug eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Thighburns like Arthur Scargill
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)
# i'm slightly worried that you're picturing me at all
but no, i do try to keep things tidy, i just have abnormally fast-growing hair and nails.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# It's a hobby of mine.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
# pfff
hmm, hometime, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Werewolf?
*points at Smashy*
Therewolf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:57, archived)
# and get insta-thrush.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Sounds
like a method statement if ever I did hear one!
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)
# DO WANT
I bet those claws could give you a nasty scratch though
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Dogbunnychick...nice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Superbly cute.... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:28, archived)
# AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I figure that this here critter will lay furry eggs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Bet it tastes great in a pie
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Woo:D
(herman:D, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Top shop sir!!
...as per :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:48, archived)
# aww, what a cutie!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# :D
superb one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Awwww
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Chabbog !
My favourite PIE !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Alien Attack
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# "No ticket."
(have a woo-that's-awesome)
In other news, next month is Bum the Dog Day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
# What the hell?
I honestly expected cunningly concealed horses when I clicked that. But no, it really is "Bum the dog day." Those crazy Merkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Every day is bum the dog day if you're me.
Which admittedly you might not be.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# i read that
i feel i was misled.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I also have a squirrel playing the bass...Shut-up! It's history, damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Am it animal-band time?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Yeah! Let's jam!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# But when?
Next month is lots of days.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:33, archived)
# This is ace........
Be great if there was a pube spider hanging from the ceiling...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# In case of alien attack:
1. Remain calm.
2. Sound the alarm. If your facility doensn't have a dedicated alien attack alarm, the fire alarm will do.
3. Do not attempt to tackle the aliens yourself!
4. Evacuate the building, if possible.
5. If caught by a tentacle, there's nothing for it, you are going to die horribly. Goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# They're using the compewtahz!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# 6. FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:20, archived)
# If necessary, trip up stragglers
They may distract tentacled aliens long enough for you to flee.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# nowt wrong with a bit o' tentacle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Just a little.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# This would make an amazing tattoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
# a large amount of
woo
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# That's just fucking brilliant
Clearly the nostromo shouldn't host ground force.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Right on schedule . . . ride on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Attack the Alien:D
(herman:D, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
# :D
you talented git you :D woo *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:04, archived)
# TENTACLE INVASION
TAKE THE REST OF THE WEEK OFF WORK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:40, archived)
# I would love to have seen valerie singleton make this


I recommend leaving it where it would be easily found
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Man, think of the overdrafts you could pay off with the fourth frame.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# my only problem with this
is finding a ping pong ball
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I think most craft shops have suitable balls
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# mmmmm
balls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:35, archived)
# the size of the ball should be determined by your pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:36, archived)
# well, i need a trim
so i'd say tennis ball
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# That would be a tarantula
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:41, archived)
# at least it wouldn't be a chilean rose
no red hairs anywhere on me, no sir
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# you could dye them
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# not my pubes
but i've been looking at the new colour charts at the hairdresser's, i'm seriously considering going magenta.
i'm in an odd mood today, i blame mussorgsky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
# You really need magenta pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
# magenta hair on my head, not magenta pubes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# well the collar and cuffs need to match
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
# variety is the spice of life
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Would it be okay to use bum hair instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# yes but it would be a lower quality spider
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Hmmmm, you're probably right....
you're probably right....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# I do belive this should be this weeks new image challenge......
We should all make pube spiders.... and take pictures of them and post them....
Go on .... suggest it..!!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post919055
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I shall be making mine tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:55, archived)
# It'll have a haircut like Clarkson....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)
# YOU suggest it!
I've got my clippers at the ready
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# If Paul P doesn't ...... I just may well do that....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Suggest it and I'll click it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Done...!!
Down side is.... I don't have a camara...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# That's ok
send your pubes over to me and I'll photograph it.

Preferably in a zip-lock bag to seal in the goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# when there is a camera on every phone how the hell can you not get hold of one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:28, archived)
# When it came to buying my last phone.......
It was the cheepest in the shop.... job done...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# NO
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY 0N FRIDAY, SO EVERYONE SHOULD VOTE FOR THIS WEEK'S IMAGE CHALLENGE TO BE MY SUGGESTION, WHICH IS DRAGONS.
THIS WOULD PLEASE ME ON MY BIRTHDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Pube dragons?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
# or soup dragons
whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# dragons with pubes
lol mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
# or ALT compo!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# dragons don't have pubes
they have scales
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I have both
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
# eeeewww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
# How else am I going to weigh my pube trimmings?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# guess the weight win a prize
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# that's what i used to say
and yet people still wouldn't let me sit on their faces
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# You should try it now you have less chance of breaking their necks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# good idea!
but it'll have to wait till next weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# because this week your colouring then shaving your pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:31, archived)
# because this week i'm out on the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:37, archived)
# don't shave your pubes pissed
that will only end in bloodshed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Combine the two..... and paint your pingpong ball green....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
# well,, yes, i could do that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Fuck dragons...(heh heh)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
# boo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:13, archived)
# this is an excellent idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I'm totally doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
# I would fucking love to see this movie.


Click for bigger (219 kb)
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# they won't be quite the human beings you remember
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Pft!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Saturday matinee lols.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'll put an ad in the papers...


...Wanted, kind home for enormous savage rodent. Answers to the name of Sybil."
(greysnowogre is yo momma., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# mmmm
Polly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
oh yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Still
wood
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:50, archived)
# That's not Polly, that's Connie Booth
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Unless they make some horrific "return to Fawlty Towers" sequel for "Dave"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Baaaaa....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
#
great!
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
No need to answer those spam messages now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)
# How knitty!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Oh man
just look at those balls, completely turgid with spuffums.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:01, archived)
# ohnoes!
Sheep is gonna get stretched!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:03, archived)
# 0_0
*gets knitting*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# it's all about the stuffing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:22, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha...
And where's the knitted character been this week....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# You reap what you sew.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:41, archived)
# This...
is wonderful.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Greg always fitted in with people who don't fit in
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Actually, I am. I'm exactly like you in every particular.
I'm your long lost twin.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# La la la
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# balls
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Cosmic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Toothy grin
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# ^this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# small yellow todger
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# The Simpsons on acid
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# you have some very psychedelic haemorrhoids there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# So that's what cancer looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# *watches for an age*
schplendid *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I don't trust a man who doesn't curse.


Click for bigger (219 kb)
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I'm sensing a common theme here......
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Pensioners?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# No, they're all movie posters
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Oh, Ive not been around much recently
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# I don't
Maybe a few more pics belittling the chromosomally challenged would help.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Not challenged - overendowed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Now class, what's 3 times 21?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# fucking tesco downs win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Football - check. TOAP - check.


Yep - pure b3ta win I reckon.

Look I'm not going to de-RIS. If you get it you get it, otherwise no amount of explanation will make this relevant or in any way amusing ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
# something to do with
'soccer'
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# They play 'soccer' at airports now?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# probably
i even heard you can play it on a table
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I suppose it must be a bit like billiards or something
glad to hear Liverpool are doing so well
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# No no,
it's more like LARP of those FIFA games that EA keep bringing out. Fucking cosplayers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Why the hell would anyone want to emulate those FIFA games?
they're the dullest computer games I've ever played

No guns
No aliens
No zombies

And to cap it all, when you try to kill the baddies, your player gets disqualified
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Geeks love statistics.
I guess that's the draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Right, internet filters have slammed shut, so I can't see any posted images.
I'm going to guess this is about Wayne Rooney, am I close?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10223711
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Damn.
So much for my psychic powers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# I'm not really sure
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# football lols
I guess :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# LL cool J?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# should have put money on the blues in the derby
there was no way liverpool were going to win :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Have a consolation icon...



(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Also...


*gloats*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Fear not, normal service will be resumed very shortly.
And probably for the next five or so bastard years, I'd have thought.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:33, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha
at least it's a soft landing
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Yesterday called...
...it wants its joke back.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Wasn't on b3ta yesterday...
and besides they were a few places higher yesterday. Well, to begin with anyhow :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# All I meant was I got it yesterday on email. Sorry for the confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Yeah I heard it yesterday too...
Had to make it real though :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# you were forced?
that explains it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# *gets it*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Toffees FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Kill it with flamiing TOAP hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Have a click from a Toffeeman.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:38, archived)
# McCartney was the real radical in the Beatles anyway.
And he didn't rate Hodgson, either.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 17:39, archived)
# In Moyes we trust.
COYB.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Chris has never done anything ever and never will.
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Ah, you've met my ex
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Haha wowe
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Chris
Moyles?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)

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