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# been doodling again...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Cool!
Like a swirly abstract version of the stuff a friend of mine makes. To be a bit spammy he's just got a load of T-shirts made. I'm on the list for when he gets his Bob Marley one made up.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# He's not from Manchester by any chance, is he?
Very nice style.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:27, archived)
# has a very tribal feel to it, I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Who do !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Cool style!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Cool style yourself.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:19, archived)
# You guys recommend any pens?
Would love to get a solid black on pics like these but nothing I've tried seem to work. :(
(Danabnormal, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Micron pens (here's a random image off the web)
s9.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Sakura-Pigma-Micron-Pen_D3B7B916.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:22, archived)
# This is ace....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Nice! Also, I couldn' resist....
(JoePesky, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:12, archived)
# We have a winner!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Likey!
Have a doodle


(Danabnormal, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# No, Mister Bond, I expect you to dye
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:47, archived)
# One of the highlights of his Bond career
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Alongside:
Goldendye, For your dyes only, and the fan favourite, Octo-Brazilian Wax
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I preferred Live & Let Dye
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:53, archived)
# the living highlights?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Tommorow Never Dries
It was about trying to start a war to sell hair colouring solutions or something.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# shampoonraker?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Doctor No Thanks I'm Washing My Hair?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# A Crewcut to a Kill

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:05, archived)
# A Quantum of Short-back-and-sides
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Licence to Curl?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
# <something about curling & crimping>
Oh that reminds me. A pub doorman told me a crap joke the other day. He said he made it up. I believe him:

2 lumps of black tar sitting at the bar (see?) when a third, red lump walks in.
Black tar lump 1 leans towards black tar lump 2 and whispers,
'Don't talk to him - he's a cycle-path.'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Cycle paths are green.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I NO!
I didn't like to point it out. He was large.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Yes that would be an unfortunate way in which to incur a kicking...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:08, archived)
# He may have been fibbing slightly...

www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/bar/bar16.htm

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:09, archived)
# The bastard!
At least lay claim to a funny joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:25, archived)
# If he made it up
he did so about 15 years ago....
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:08, archived)
# You forgot Live and Let....
hummm... how can I finish that off with a witty hair colouring related pun...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# You could try doing it a minute earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:57, archived)
# You could always Dye Another Day
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Trying to avoid the obvious...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Dyemonds are forever
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Just For Men (With The Golden Gun)?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Brush her with love?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Good grief.
*Charlie Browns*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Live to dye another day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
#

(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:09, archived)
# oh shit its the Swansea Horror
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# What's Swansea? Is it an animal?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# can it be milked?
Actually I don't think I want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
# this gives me the fear
on TJ note:
I covered the eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Makes it better
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# pretties!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Luscious !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:59, archived)
# All together now:
Arse Tambly
Arse Tambly
Arse Tambly
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:41, archived)
# His splitting personality is charming himself again by poetry in motion !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:58, archived)
# :/
...the pepper...
...the pepper...
...the pepper...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:38, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Gimme Jack corn and I don't care
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
that's fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:23, archived)
# This goes terribly well with
Josh Wink's 'Higher State Of Consciousness'...
(odangutan, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 19:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Mr Anderson
I have seen RIS. It is inevitable.

...To be honest I'm not sure.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Arf!
Are we going to see Sarah Beeny as Trinity?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:37, archived)
# I hope you're working on a Kirsty-as-Trinity follow-up
:)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Kirsty? Have I got my low-grade-home-buying TV productions muddled?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# this maybe?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Location,_Location,_Location
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Ah. Beeny's the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Beeny has fantabulous knockers though
I'd be up for seeing her as Trinity too.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Kirstie Allsop. Mmmmmm.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Affirming Rule 34
since march 2007
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# This makes my willy go hard
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# she's a raving tory you know
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:07, archived)
# But she was nowhere near
as disgusting as Carol Vorderman on Question Time. I didn't like her stance on inheritance tax though.

But, PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Thanks
Now you've ruined it for me..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Bob Marley and the whalers
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Call me Ishmael, mon.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
#
Images courtesy of A Vagabond
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:50, archived)
# How come it's always whaling in his pictures.
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# are they whalers on the moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# They carry a Harpoon
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# but there ain't no whales
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# They must tell tall tales.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
# yes
and they sing a whaling tune
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:49, archived)
# all
for the price of a golden dubloon
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:50, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# You sir, are a buffoon
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:39, archived)
# BRING ON THE WHALE!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# HERE IS THE WHALE
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Where are the stilts?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
# way'll
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:38, archived)
# I and I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
# are they heading towards a whale-weigh station?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Or the University of Whales at Aberystwyth
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:10, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# wales?
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Wail aa poyd?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Needs a Gordon plush
So you can pretend they're having that race to the doc's office.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# This is a Star Wars reference isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# want
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# EPISODE THREE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# i'm sorely tempted to buy a press-on beard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I have one
My mum got me a Rolf Harris disguise kit for Christmas

It looks very much like the illustration above

At first glance I thought this was about Rolf, but it seems to be some tedious computer games bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
# bugger the game reference
i just like the idea of the beard! did it make you look like a bond villain? rolf harris looks like a really pervy scout master
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I don't know
I have a real beard

Wearing a fake beard on top seems like overkill :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# pfff
hmm, time to tend to my soup.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:59, archived)
# just twiddle plastic hooks into your sideburns to make it look like you're wearing a false beard.
/moving pictures
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# I have a press-on moustache in my drawer here
Also totally unnecessary as it takes me about 10 minutes to grow one.

I don't know what the picture above is about as I can't get far enough from my monitor to see it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# There's at least 3 items on this list
that I wish to buy. Now.

Make them real.

Edit : the headcrab could be made from a modified wind-up spider.
The talky-Barney could be made by hacking and reprogramming a talking doll. Or using something like this.
If I had time and room, I'd make one...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I'd love a wind up head crab
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Haha.
Everything about this is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:06, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:25, archived)
#
That's the shit
(Teh Machine, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Awww
I want a wind-up headcrab.
(Rykan, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:23, archived)
# I mis-read that as..
"Renaissance cascade"
(ganainm, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 9:43, archived)
#

!!! -- Angel / devil version -- !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarmonics!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# *huffs and puffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Looks like the conversation I had with my manager yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# It's like Smeagol meets Gollum.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# what's it say, my precious, my love?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10224809
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:00, archived)
# top work :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# ...wow... \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Big arse time!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:30, archived)
# haha
i can't stop giggling at that.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (etc)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# He's not going to win this argument !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Stop talking to yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
# oceans of win.
but is he saying "suck me off?" over there on the right?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)
# rar.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:19, archived)
# rawr
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# i don't know if i should pet it or run like fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# it's the rabbit out of monty python and the holy grail
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# *runs like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:43, archived)
# newface!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Face is done, now she needs a body swap
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I hear she's waiting for the queen to not need hers
might not be entirely true though
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# FUCK ME
that's hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:23, archived)
# i think i preferred her caved in mess face
it at least had character
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
# that looks so much like my aunt it's scary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# which end?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# all of it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:27, archived)
# you wouldn't get close
her smell is like a physical barrier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# my senses couldn't withstand a smell of that magnitude
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:35, archived)
# your nostril hairs would melt at 50 paces
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:37, archived)
# It seems I always have to sit next to people who smell like that when I use public transport.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:41, archived)
# there's a man in my restaurant that's giving off the bus smell
And I had to ride the bus to get here too. If I never smell it again it'll be too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# do what i did
get a bike
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# "You two ok back there?"
..gotta keep Otto inflated
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# they all died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Otto was patched up
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# he fought until he died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# i thought the airbag was in the front not the back! oh! thats di!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
#
di dead. Past tense now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# i sit corrected!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Pffft
needs more wheel motion like the straight roads in the movies!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Wouldn't which?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# any of them
i'm getting unusually picky in my old age
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Those horse tranqs they're force feeding you
finally taking the edge off your libedo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:18, archived)
# just a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I hear the pilot had a drink problem
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha
I think she is deflating him :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Looks like in-fellating to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Quick! The Express must know the truth!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# HAHAHA
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# looks cosy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# the ultimate deep throat when they hit!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Infellating.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop taking paparazzi pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# ahahaha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Enclickenified
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *searches archives*
*finds something almost relevent*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:01, archived)
# EXCELLENT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:20, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# oh no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Otto's slow leak is giving him pleasure !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# A true blow job.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Anyone noticed there's 2 different versions of the new Cee Lo Green video?

Original video
Broadcast friendly version
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# nope!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# how low can you go?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)
# not been FP'd yet?
"come on mods" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Hahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# NAE BOLLOCKS CAPN!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:03, archived)
# They're still tucked inter his pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Best CDC evahhh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:56, archived)
# I have no idea what you just said
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Neither do I
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)
# He said...
Cock LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# oh right...
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Can I has some ROFLMAYO on my hotdog?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I didn't even know it was he who sung that oft played song.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# That jacket is awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I've seen 3 different versions that aren't trying to be similar
I have heard it enough times now also. It made me smile the first couple of times, now I have had enough.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Once again I yam drawing

I almost forget how to use photoshop for anything other than cropping and rotating now.
Edit: Forgot to add, should I cross hatch where the pencil shading is just now or leave shading in pencil?
Send answers on a brick through my upstairs neighbour's window.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Luscious!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:48, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# finish her face!
the poor woman's missing an eye!

oh, and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Maybe she was born without it...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I think I'm going to shade it into something else
like a massive wang.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# that works too
of course, then she'll be cockeyed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:51, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Nice lips
Where'd that other eye go?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I was going to cover it with hair
then I realised it was too much work, and as my old mum says "If somethings too hard to do then.....oh look a pigeon"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# wish i could draw! the only things i can draw are the curtains and some breath!
very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# why thak you
And your curtains are the talk of the town.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Jacquard or beef?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:55, archived)
# i do finger painting on the beef ones!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)
# the tie-backs hurt a bit, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# And getting the hanging rings put in must have been interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I wouldn't fancy being around if they had to wonderweb the things.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# the rings are a doddle
it's the curtain pole that's tricky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# turn her into a borg!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Unfortunately my love of Star Wars prevents me from doing anything star trek related.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# WAIT!
Is this one female? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED? WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PANDERING TROUSERS?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# there! used my artistic talents and fixed it!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:05, archived)
# grace jones or drag queen?
too close to call
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# needs the soundtrack of that tranny talking!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:09, archived)
# She looks like she comes in three different colours and you can keep her under your bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Perfect timing
A touch of rain and sunshine made the flower grow
Into a lovely smile that's blooming
And it's so clear to me that you're my dream come true
There is no way that I'll be losing


(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] awwww! poor 'lil fella! someone tell him he won't catch anything there!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# hee hee.....................................fishing for nuts
not quite got the hang of it yet has he?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# you never know...
He might get a used 'sonky' or a greasy chip carton.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Ah the Sonky!
All Pratchett anoraks sign up here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:40, archived)
# that'll be wallace sonky, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I have a copy of Good Omens signed to "Emvee and his anorak"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:42, archived)
# i have signed copies of feet of clay and reaper man
but there is no mention of my anorak, which is ok, i don't have one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
# He was (mildly) complaining that his readers were stereotyped as 15 year-old boys in anoraks
I was 15 and wearing an anorak

I thought it was amusing, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# heheheh
i've been reading his books since i was 14, i'm 36 on friday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I like his main-line of attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# She's so thin her nipples overlap.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:40, archived)
# COR!!!!!
*Auto-click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:42, archived)
# well blow me down
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:01, archived)
#
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# i always knew she was a dirty slut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
# arf!
she'll go with anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I went to mount olive!
it's quite nice there!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# 'Oil' wager
he's not the 1st sailor she's kissed that morning.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
# ha ha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Dude's gettin' all Oyled up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:06, archived)
# bored
and inspired by mohafa's drawing


unfortunately I do not have any skill in drawing... urr.. or in photoshop
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Lack of skill is no hindrance on b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# You can't win, Darth.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:51, archived)
# The nought is strong with this one
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I heard they're moving to Hollywood?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I hope so
Colleen's acting on that boot camp advert is great. She adds a level of depth and genuine belief to an otherwise bland and shallow concept.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# party on!

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# needs more Jeremy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:41, archived)
# he'll be turning up at murder scenes with fried chicken and a fishing rod before you know it.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Haha that's a good one, I wonder where I'll see that again...
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha, here's hoping
Feel like we're part of some secret society?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhhh..... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Excellent Q!

*click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# "I am your farter!"
Great Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Bloody hell ninj, snap!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Ooops!
Soz Barbie! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Obamzilla Vs. Mothcain

Giant monster fights never go out of style...
sprayah.com
(I helped save b3ta! Sprayah Hell is other people’s ringtones..., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Oh piss off, you tedious cock
EDIT: Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Hello.
Should there be a picture here? We like pictures. We don't like people coming here just to spam their blogs. Stick around and play if you want a better reception.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
# mu mu mu
always so quick with the n00b bashing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:50, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOL
[edit] Much better
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Best film ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)
#
I'll give you that one
(I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# this is good
welcome
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:30, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
#
He he… I ruffled a few panties with my first post sans image hiccup there, my apologies. I bet you sadists honk at people learning to drive too…
(I helped save b3ta! Sprayah Hell is other people’s ringtones..., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# No worries noob
'Panties'? Knickers more like. But I'm actually in a thong today.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Well recovered though
You even found the "edit" button, that usually eludes n00bs completely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# And what she said ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I push prams in front of learner drivers
If I'm feeling really cruel, I'll wait until after they've got into the car.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Well recovered there.
Fucking up as an L plater is such a common occurence, and so few of them even attempt to sort their shit out, that people here often go from 0 to rage so fast the newcomers lose their trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:57, archived)
#
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:16, archived)
# What's going on here then?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Anyone who's worked in an office for more than a year
has thoughts like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Wi-fi Mouse (musculus nexuscaeli)

Wireless mice have evolved a rudimentary perception of wireless networks, thus enabling them to locate food sources more readily in urban areas. Their chief diet is pastries, muffins, pizza and curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
# ha ha :D
I love your pics Smallbrainfield...in my special place.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:08, archived)
# this is bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:13, archived)
# It's actual size, too.
Yo Quad B!
/high fives
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Mmm, muffins.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Fucking mice!
Had a problem with them in the house then had a refurb 2 years ago.
Builder assured us the house was now mouse-tight.
Bastards are back.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Get a cat
or tempt round a neighbour's with food

mice won't stay in a place that smells of cat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)
# We had a neighbour with cats but they moved away
Stats board reads well today:
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Hee hee
I think it was inevitable you'd end up with a magnet quote
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I did rather go for it that day.
Also, loving maiden's 'Four Hairy Balls!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:09, archived)
# nice work
love this soft light effect
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)

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