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# Sam's toughest assignment....
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:08, archived)
# inspired by
...Back to the Future , which was on the telly last nite ;)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:09, archived)
# yeah lol. Great film. I love the small details. Huey Lewis cameo etc
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:11, archived)
# i recorded it
..couldnt resist, watched it this afternoon
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:13, archived)
# I've seen the film countless times but there's always something new to see,
only yesterday spotted the lead singer of that band at the dance looking strangely at Marty using Power Chords, during 'Earth Angel'. Genius film.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Part 1 is getting shown at some cinemas
25 year anniversary or something
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Sorry - was getting shown
It's finished already :(
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:41, archived)
# oh boy!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:31, archived)
# *does a Gushie*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Legend!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# Best.
Film Idea.
Ever.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:57, archived)
# I love BTTF
I've got the trilogy boxed set...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 20:16, archived)
# jack duckworth:(
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:07, archived)
# aaw this is sad......
*cries inconsolably*
*cheers up & makes tea* :D
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:15, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:43, archived)
# puff,pant, wheeze etc.
he's taken up rowing to lose weight
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:15, archived)
# you can do eet!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Marvelous!! *Click* :D
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:15, archived)
# hahahahaha *click*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha,,,,he's driftin'
:)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:24, archived)
# There's an all-girl camp on the other side!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:24, archived)
# what happened to the owl?
oh!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this fucking rules.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:28, archived)
# *Ride of the Valkyries*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Hahahaha....
100 types of win.......
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:37, archived)
# This is a thing that I like.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:38, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Now thats why I signed up to B3ta.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:44, archived)
# What she said ^
'lo Stranger!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaha Click:D
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:05, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# But he's got fish on his mind.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:08, archived)
# big time
awesomeness
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
Marvelous!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:22, archived)
# \0/
Don't lose weight, tubbycat. You're ace as you are.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:34, archived)
# God damm those fat cats!
Probably got Gordon Brown down at his nether regions bailing him out as we speak!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Brown Bails Out Fat Cat

I couldnt find any good pix of that stupid cumface Brown wore when pausing, but you get the gist...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 21:29, archived)
# hahahaha
good work:D:D
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 21:44, archived)
# World Class Giffin', right there Elvis!
Your work is in a league of it's own! *click*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:20, archived)
# excellente
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Mmmm Spicy
Someone sent me this link:
www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/nov/08/zac-efron-akira-shotaro-kaneda


Being hungry I thought of this:

(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:58, archived)
# OH DEAR GOD NO
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:00, archived)
# argghhhhhhhh
no the public can't let that happen.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:02, archived)
# They can, and they will
Teenygirls will welcome this film.

Hollywood studios will welcome this film, it means they won't have to worry about taking a risk with innovative new scripts or unheard-of actors while making lots of money.

Anyone with any sense of taste or respect for a pretty good film will not welcome this film.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Who cares?..........................Emma Watson has a new hairstyle!... \o/
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Nude photos or it is not true!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# It's true...landing strip and all.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)
# It's out there somewhere...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:17, archived)
# I saw the fake ones...they were quite amusing.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:19, archived)
# KANNEEEDAAAAAAA
TETTSUOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# woo
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Don't links go somewhere else?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Of course they do -
Otherwise they would be called here's.

Silly.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)
# ^ this
Sensible policies for a Better Britain
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:23, archived)
# just a few questions;
1.) who is Zac Efron?
2.) what is this 'Akira' thing?
3.) why is everyone here saying 'nooo' or something similar? Is it something akin to the whole 'Watchmen' furore last year?
4.) should I fake my orgasms?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:08, archived)
#
4) you mean you don't already? get with the program, Archie!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:09, archived)
#
1. Star of "Benji, Zac and the Alien Prince"
2. Akira Nerys, Bajoran Militia officer from ST:DS9
3. It's "Pretend you're Darth Vader" day today.
4. Why not, your [generic female relative] does.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:10, archived)
# It's a very impressive work of Japanese literature
that was made in to a very popular (for all the right reasons) animated movie
Well worth watching. As good as Blade Runner I would say.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Blade Runner with added WTF?
Though to give it it's due, fairly modest WTFIGO? compared to a lot of Anime.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:06, archived)
# 1. Don't care
2. Classic Manga
3. They like classic Manga
4. Only initially, then get her in the face when she turns around.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:19, archived)
# shrugs
hugely overrated, jap animation, looked great for its time, yes
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:22, archived)
# stuff the cartoon
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:27, archived)
# 1, Pass
2, Pass
3, Pass
4, Cats
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Please let this be an hallucination brought on from too much
felafel at lunch.
The story, that is - not the pic ;-)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:07, archived)
# why are people bothered?
Who would you rather played Kaneda?
I just can't see a US remake working no matter who the actors are

I'd be more interested if it was going to be a stylised cg job like Spielberg/Jackson's Tintin
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:08, archived)
# ^ this
The key phrase 'relocate the story to the U.S.' is all the detail you need...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Canoe Reeves.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:11, archived)
# he'd be awesome
he could do kung fu and go woah and stuff, could you imagine how awesome that would be?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Woah.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:14, archived)
# dude
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:15, archived)
# what about some
random japanese person?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:15, archived)
# what about them?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:16, archived)
# ahahahaha
i mean to play kanada.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Jackie Chan can play anyone.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Sorry Jackie.
Even if you spent a lifetime in Dick School, you could never be Bono.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:29, archived)
# But it's a cack film anyway, so why bother to make it live action
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:13, archived)
# I don't feel that's *entirely* fair...
It's an amazing piece of animation.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:20, archived)
# The animations of Sylvain Chomet are a lot better
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Not a good comparison, my good Duke,
Otomo has covered a lot more ground over a longer period of time. Apples and Oranges, me thinks.

But, that said - just my view.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Japanese animators are the best in the world.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Corpse of Akira...
...spinning in his cryogenic storage tank...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Low flying Penguin spotted over city


CFB (228 kB, 1010 x 800)


TARGET="_blank" is your friend
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:56, archived)
# ^ needs more 'bowl of enchanted ants eggs'
;-)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Crash and burn.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# There is no target attribute in XHTML Strict.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:13, archived)
# transitioning
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Latest from Franklin Mint...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Haaaaaaaahahahahaha!
I did enjoy the Bashir interview:

"Is that the sort of coffin you'd like to be buried in?"

"Oh no!"

"Why?"

"Er ... I don't want to die .... "
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Why is it always whining in your posts?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Because deep down, I am a terrified, vulnerable little child
Who's still wondering when mummy's coming home.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Franklin Mint?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Yup!
Well we already got one entry lined up eh?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Where's that then?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
# hehe, quite :)
and at least your jackson tribute was a little less abrasive than mine...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Oof.
Nice work.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Oof!
:D
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Rouff as ghuck! I like!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 19:24, archived)
# I think he died.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
# But still working hard to make Sony richer!
Attaboy!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Lacist!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Curious stock photo images #547
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:14, archived)
# I keep these handy
in a file called "Curious Stock Photos for Windows"
;)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Ha!

(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:20, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:32, archived)
# nwiot
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:34, archived)
# a) this is brilliant
b) Rheumatology Outpatients is an anagram of "Gout pain - e my toes hurt a lot"
FACTOID!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)
# What a coincidence!
I too suffer from gout. And it is all of teh paynful :(
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I know the answers to all of your questions.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:57, archived)
# looks like science to me
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:57, archived)
# That is a statement.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Oh yeah, smartypants?
So what's the next lottery results?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:59, archived)
# A series of numbers.
(Ha ha...you said 'smartypants'!)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Damn, so that's why I never won
I've been using random letters and symbols.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Try this:
Use numbers from 0-9, and you will win (odds are: 1/1,000,000,000,000)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Are those Star Wars odds or real-world odds?
Either way, I like those odds!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)
# (Is that a trick question?) There is no real world.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Yes there is.
The Matrix was just a film.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:34, archived)
# The Matrix is really a sub-matrix of a nano-matrix that doesn't exist.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# But what is the difference between a duck?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:00, archived)
# That.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Surely:
A trilobite of the Middle-Cambrian Age?


/D.Q.P.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:07, archived)
# One year later.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)
# One of its legs is both the same
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:14, archived)
# \o/
Puffin Joke Book FTMFW!!!!!!!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:22, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:24, archived)
# 0/10
See me afterward to be tweaked.

Yes, isn't life tragic???

/Rowan Atkinson Live In Belfast blog
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
# My only question is ?
*pulls the string*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:03, archived)
# *electric shock*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:06, archived)
# There's no interphase conduit running from the nurdle to the pygranator
How does it slurph?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Turn left at wire (B) and jux the flipnodes.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:07, archived)
# *impressed face*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:10, archived)
# How do women work?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:14, archived)
# With malice.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I call it Revenge, it sits on my shoulder reminding me there will come a day!
;)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Be brave, my son.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:21, archived)
# To whom are you referring as son?
/Female blog
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:24, archived)
# (it)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
# My revenge monster is female ;)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Inside the flaps are two tiny peni.
Check it out.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Ewww *brushes off monster into bin*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Your answers simply lead to more questions. Are you aware of this?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)
# All the more reason to study my blueprint.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# In the kitchen*, and not hard enough.
* where they belong

/Alf Garnett blog
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:57, archived)
# No Magnets! I call Shenanigans!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)
# This is not your Father's drawn up plans...
...this is technology in it's highest form.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)
# But every science has Magnets!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Not every.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Then it be Wytchcrafte! Call the Wytch-finder General!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Burn the witch!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:34, archived)
# DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:00, archived)
# MY HOOKS ARE FLAILING WILDLY
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I particularly like the Vag tickling hand at the top.
Woo!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:21, archived)
# You failed in Science at school I'll bet.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:24, archived)
# You can do science at school?
Amazing
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Yes. Limited...but yes.
It's 'sad science' really.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Is Vag Tickling not a science?
That's all I learnt at school behind the bike-shed and you mum says that I am very good at it.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:45, archived)
# It is not a science...it's a hobby.
And she said I was better than you... :P
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Agincourt. Crecy. The Dandelion archer was all of teh fluffeh.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:43, archived)
# these could trigger allergies and possibly respiratory problems
(not to be taken lightly)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Run to the hills!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:57, archived)
# run for your life!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:57, archived)
#
There is some soul of goodness in things fluffeh,
Would men observingly distil it out.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:58, archived)
# *does public- speaking voice*
These golden heads, these common suns
Only less multitudinous
Than grass itself that gluts
The market of the world with green,
They shine as lovely as they're mean,
Fine as the daughters of the poor

Who go proudly in spangles of brass;
Light-headed, then headless, stalked for a salad.
Inside a week they will be seen
Stricken and old, ghosts in the field
To be picked up at the lightest breath,
With brazen tops all shrunken in

And swollen green gone withered white.
You'll say it's nature's price for beauty
That goes cheap; that being light
Is justly what makes girls grow heavy;
And that the wind, bearing their death,
Whispers the second kingdom come.

— You'll say, the fool of piety,
By resignations hanging on
Until, still justified, you drop.
But surely the thing is sorrowful,
At evening, when the light goes out
Slowly, to see those ruined spinsters,
All down the field their ghostly hair,
Dry sinners waiting in the valley
For the last word and the next life
And the liberation from the lion's mouth.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:04, archived)
# How Nemerovian of you
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:17, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:23, archived)
# He's a dandy alright !
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Ow nice..
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Monsieur Dan de Lyon je presume?
"Well you can just flock off"
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Yeah...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:30, archived)
# :DD
*wonders now what a pessimystical might be*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:38, archived)
# An evil wizard
who assumes his spells won't work.

In fact, he's quite cynical about the paranormal as it is.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I could qualify for that job
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:43, archived)
# ^ Small Daniels?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Fantastic drawing
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:57, archived)
# It's the jacket.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Pretty tricky in and of itself !
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Nice....
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 17:39, archived)
# might as well
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:17, archived)
# racist
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:28, archived)
# some of my best friends have one huge eyeball
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:36, archived)
# You are Commander Keen
aicmfp
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:40, archived)
# When I was 8 y/o I was
admittedly. Admiral Keen, these days
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:32, archived)
# would
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:33, archived)
# looks like you were in that picture
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:35, archived)
# oh yeah I remember that
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:38, archived)
# give me a gun
I'll shoot the fucker
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I like the cut of your gib.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I like the cut of his giblets, meself
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:39, archived)
# there all pink and squidgy
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Does he sleep with one eye open ?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:06, archived)
# UH...:p
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:34, archived)
# All Forbuoys and Martin McColl stores open from midnight tonight!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:57, archived)
# rear drops?
*misplaced reading glasses*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# This town needs an enema!
:)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
# You're so full of shit.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Thank you, darling.
*mwah*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# *GTRFH*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
# *happy finishes*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I just found this
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# you've the nerve to dump that gif on here?
put it on /talk
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# oooh!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# ahahaha
I don't know why it's funny but it is
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:40, archived)
# 'The Old Dairy', eh?
*intrigues*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# and this


*edit* I can't remember what the old dairy was
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# ooh - and this
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# It's a pub in Finsbury Park.
Dur
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Stroud Green
/pedantry
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Racist.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I go past it every day
but I've still not been in...from the outside it looks like a fucking crêche at weekends
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Full of 'Modern Parents'
fuckers.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# "Oh mummy! I've spilled cous-cous all over my petticoat!"
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I've never been in at the weekend - only Friday nights
They've been fun.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
# The missus goes on a Monday
for "crochet club"

but I'm not allowed to talk about it
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
#
S P A N G !
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:35, archived)
# gif dump
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:35, archived)
# you don't get many of THOSE to the pound...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# 'lo Forbes!
That seems odd, you are still Freebs to me.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:47, archived)
# lo Potty
I'll always be Freebs

it's just even with Bobs and Barney gone - I can't bring myself to remove them from my username

I just brought a tear to my own eyes then... :(



(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)
# CRUCIFY THE SO CALLED LORD YOU SOON SHALL FALL TO ME
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Skynet's latest attempt at speeding up Judgement Day
The TD-1000
The Terminator Duck
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# or at least it fights static cling :P
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Too Much Paranoias!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
# yes :)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Need a twat removed from your wall?
Call Goose now!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:42, archived)
# don't we all, sometimes?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# ooh!
is that the goose from Chuckie Egg?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:44, archived)
# not by design
I've taken a liking to ducks/geese as intimidators
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:48, archived)
# sounds like it might be anatidaephobia
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:56, archived)
# nope--just a change from cats and kittens
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# BAD Goose
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Contraversial!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:54, archived)
# as opposed to controversial?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
# No, certainly not!!!
How very dare you? That's the right spelling!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:16, archived)
# ? somewhere maybe
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# In Narnia.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOL
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# So, just to be clear...
You're Laying On Lizards?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
#
LayingLicking
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# ?
Licking on Lizards?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Well, that's alright, then.
As you were.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# yes
nom, nom

licking on lizards = licking lizards
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Sauteed, with shallots, and a pinch of Tarragon?
Served with Pommes Forestiere perhaps?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
# with all that, who needs the lizard?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Good point.
:)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# This is good stuff
Woo yay
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# thank you much :)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Sorry.

(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:26, archived)
# oh dear.. :)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)
# good grief!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Great Scott!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Thank God for that - I was on the brink of massive Scott-based mindwee!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Brad!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Why is it always Christopher Lloyd in your replies
/ac
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Erm...*checks replies so far*... Ye Gods?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:32, archived)
# By George!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Fucking hell
:)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:38, archived)
# +10pts for inclusion of Charles Gray
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# need to animate it now :D
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I don't think there is a spanging pan big enough
;)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Words cannot convey my feelings towards this
All that comes out is aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Lordy!
*spangs from orbit* (as it's the only way to be sure)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:55, archived)
# pfffft
officelol
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
Edit: Image removed.

Apparently posting an image I've seen previously posted to B3ta without an acknowlegement of the source is a crime comparable to raping and killing children. I would have acknowleged the source if I'd have known who the hell created it. As the last time I saw it here was months ago, and as the image was untagged, how precisely was I supposed to do that? Oh, and not rehosting it was deliberate, too. It's not my image, so I thought it would be best to leave control of the file with the original owner.
You're welcome, Mr. Headwound.

Now can you lot kindly stop over-reacting please? Here, have a kitten:


NB. PLEASE NOTE, THIS PICTURE OF A KITTEN WAS NOT TAKEN BY ME, AND I IN NO WAY CLAIM OWNERSHIP, CREDIT, OR RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Ahhhhh. My favourite. Its the expression on his face that makes it.
Edit: You cock!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Hmmm
Can't help thinking I've seen this somewhere before.

www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=spang_jeeves.jpg

EDIT: If you ever post someone else's picture, at least indicate that it's not yours. Posting stuff on /board is a bit like claiming it as your own, you know? :)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Hmmm
stealing another man's spang pic is a lynching offence around here

*gathers flaming pitchsporks*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Eeeeee-Ew! I feel all dirty now. I didn't even notice it wasn't Barry posting it.
*ignores Kerrisis*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Now be nice
He probably didn't know he wasn't barry when he was posting it.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Then you're not going to be able to refute my claim
that my mum's better at Outrun than yours, are you?
=P
(, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Spang thief!!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
# you dirty thieving cunt
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Cheeky git!
If you're going to use that in the future (and tbh I'd rather you didn't - it's become something of a signature piece of mine), could you at least do me the courtesy of acknowledging my work.

kthxbai

EDIT That's better. Count yourself lucky I didn't replace it with something horrible.
(, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# It didn't occur to you
to take the fact that I thought your work was so funny and well done it was worth reposting as a complement, then?

If you want people to credit you for your work (As I would have done if I'd have known who's work it was), may I suggest you tag the things you create in future? Just a small name in a corner would have been sufficient.
(, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Not getting into this, but for the record, that's not how this board works.
(, Fri 12 Nov 2010, 10:00, archived)
# ...duhhh...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahaha, good grief!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Thanks Everyone :)
(, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 9:32, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Tue 9 Nov 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Boldly going nuts
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# that's one turdy looking asteroid
mo pic update
───────────────────────────────────────────────┐
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:09, archived)
# That had better not join up at the bottom, sir.
Top Tashing!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:15, archived)
# no way José
it is definitely unjoined!

and for extra man points, I shaped it in with my cut-throat razor too!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)
# That's just showboating!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# I shaved mine off yesterday
man - did it itch, and there was more grey in it than a greyscale colour chart
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Ah poor show Forbes!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:39, archived)
# Dad?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:21, archived)
# s-s-s-son?
y-y-your mother told me she drowned you at birth!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I'm a mermaid.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:35, archived)
# they're normally the other way round though
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:45, archived)
# YOU JERK.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)
# would you like a lugworm?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:58, archived)
# its the giant space monkey that we should be worrying about
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Hinduism 1 - Monotheism 0
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:37, archived)
# subtle
woo! *click*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Shhhhhhhhh...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:33, archived)
# PFFFT! MARVELLOUS!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:39, archived)
# That's an awfully tight-fitting leather catsuit, Brian.
A bit ... gay for you, isn't it?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)
# not watched Banzooki
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahahha Judas Priest
That's gayer than Elton John's dog.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Brian's appearance on Unbeatable Banzuke make it one of those programmes that, if watched once, haunts the memories for weeks after
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)
# if it wasn't for ninja warriors being on after it I would never have seen this atrocity
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)
# must.... resist..... magenta..............
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)
# why resist?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha, nice one :)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I wouldn't touch her with yours mate!
Just wanted an excuse to use my favourite Brian quote.

(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
I bought a box set of very low budget horror movies a while ago. In one of them Brian plays a priest and in the credits it says, "Mr Blessed's costume by Oxfam, Wimbourne.".
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:02, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests.
Apparently one online poker business has already folded and pornhub is very quiet after the release of the aforementioned game.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I can't imagine anywhere being quiet after this
You have to get through level 1 in 45 seconds otherwise he shouts "Gordon's alive".
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The Jammy Bastard
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:21, archived)
# SPOILERS YOU CUNT!! :)

woo!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:49, archived)
# That's absofuckinlutely brilliant
Duly clicked
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 14:43, archived)
# And the Mexicans got all the money in the end.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Right my blood caffeine level is dangerously low, I'll post this and go for coffee


Click to enlarge
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Cool...
What's with this sudden spate of actual art on /board all of a sudden?

EDIT Digging the CFB. The colours come out way more vivid.

EDIT EDIT aaaand wallpaper'd :)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
# ty
and I have coffee :D
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Nice to see though, no?
Liking this. Reminds me of Troy Pavia: www.lostamerica.com/pearsonville/index.html
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:27, archived)
# love the lighting set ups
I need a new SLR camera and Christmas is coming up

and I know the wifey looks at /board
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Snap.
Had my last camera stolen I lost it when I was drunk in Cardiff. I too am looking an SLR. Panasonic G2 looks nice...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:39, archived)
# the G2 Lumix isn't too badly priced
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Or the Canon EOS 500D.
If I'm good Satan will bring me one...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)
# We got a Pentax K-x last year.
Bit of a departure from the Nikon/Canon hegemony, but we've had some great time out of it, and I kind of respect Pentax's optical heritage a bit more than the other two...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)
# ^What she said.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)
# That's no Dune!
;-)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Vereh noice!
Wallpapered that all over my wallpaper
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Really plush.....
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:09, archived)
#
Err this shows intelligence and talent... Wot you doing ere then?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Shhhh I keep it hidden
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:59, archived)
# It's lonely at the top.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)
# No reason..
Photobucket
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely :)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Hanks alot you guys!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:53, archived)
# does he really?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:54, archived)
# So rumour has it.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Tell me lies
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
# *tangos in the night*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# *with Judge Reinhold*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Nope...
You've got me. got lost

:)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)
# never mind :D
it was just a random tango partner for you that I pulled out of the air
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:15, archived)
# I think Jpeg and were Fleetwood Mac Albuming each other
or at least that's what I was doing....
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:16, archived)
# that was the essence of the Chain, yes
;-)
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hehe...
Sorry, I was trawling my memory for a FM album which might have referred to Judge Reinhold, came up empty :D
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Last Can of Sprite in Naples
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Very nicely done
but I hate Tom Hanks' face.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
# How about Tim Allen then?

Strange coincidence, their names having the same number count as "Toy story"?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Ooh ooh!
Spooky observation there! *woooooo*
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)
# *dons tinfoil hat*
Nicely shopped! :D
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
# Don't cry Tom!
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I like Tom Hanks
In interview he's absolutely charming, but I think he should stick to the comedy.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:04, archived)
# So less of the beard-growing, talking-to-tennis-ball type films, yes?
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
# I choked on my out of date Wholemeal Roll over that
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:18, archived)
# When Philadelphia came out
Barry norman asked if he was embarrassed to let his kids watch him 'kissing' Antonio Banderas.
He said he'd be more embarressed to let them watch Bachelor Party.

That's when I went off him. he clearly has no soul.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:33, archived)
# To be fair, he's an A-list Hollywood actor
He has to say whatever will get his current product sold.

In other news, Coco Sumner (Bono's daughter), genuinely is that impressed with herself.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Sting's daughter?
I don't know if that makes her worse or better.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Sting, Bono - whatever.
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 13:33, archived)
# :D face looks almost plastic there
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Fantastic Q!!
*Click* Love Time Allen too! :D
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 12:42, archived)

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