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# Joanna Yates was found missing a sock.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:02, archived)
# 4EVA IN OUR SOK DRAWS

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Robot thingy


Had to use this stoopid hosting place because uploader isn't working for me =[

Apologies for popups, I hadn't noticed them
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Ouch
it's trying to throw 3 pop-up windows at me. There must be a better free host surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Yay, you're sorted
Nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:43, archived)
# I've just got meself a new domain name
and now just configuring it to use with my webhost.

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Aww it's a baby Bender
er, you know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:54, archived)
# just because
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:13, archived)
# pffft
he does kebabs too

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Crikey *fears*
...but that's a shish rather than a Doner isn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)
# it's just what the queen looks like naked
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:49, archived)
# after a session with 'big phil'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:58, archived)
# its old gregg
he's a mangina
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)
# If you're scrolling down through the board ...
... and all you see is the top half of the pic, it appears very, very, VERY NSFW.

And then you see the shoulders and get awfully confused.
(I helped save b3ta! neuro 's cheese game is strong., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:20, archived)
# hahah ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:54, archived)
# I WAS NEVER CONFUSED!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't think I read the compo brief properly
So here's some nonsense while I think of something decent and/or more appropriate.

(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:48, archived)
# well I for one like it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I for two like it too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# that makes me feel
warm and fuzzy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Prof Doc!
Hope you're well and that.
Do you have a dead body to play with yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:15, archived)
# hello loveliness
I don't have my own dead body but there is a room I have access to with loads of bits in it... how's you. Everything's good with the UnderCovers... I have an iMac and Mrs. UnderCover had a wee baby boy in November.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Bloody hell! Congratulations!
You have a lot going on.

So, because Mrs Undercover had a baby, you felt left out and gave birth to an iMac. Seems like a fair deal.

I suppose the "one body each" thing stopped due to budget cuts. I assume you have to take turns with the body bits.

I (and others, I reckon) miss you around these parts but please don't ever forget us!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:43, archived)
# CONGRATS!
x
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:56, archived)
# *chortle*
very well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I'm eating
oatcakes... with stilton and honey on them. MMmmmmmMMMMmmmm

how's you anyway? Shouldn't you be on your way home by now... have they eased up with the internet vigilance at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice!
I'll pop mine here then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# KING GHIDORAH!
Cunt him in the fuck, zilla!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Why
thank you!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# "IT'S BEHIND YOU"
oh no it isn't
oh yes it is
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Oh I dunno
I reckon having dragons and dinosaurs around would make a boring job a lot more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Granted
but isn't the competition to do with deliberate steps taken to liven things up rather than interesting things happening?

Am I over thinking this?
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I always tend to approach the challenges with a slap-dash outlook
which is why I never win...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Maybe I should alter it to a compo post
Yeah why not!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Perhaps they should sing 'The Camptown Races'?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I was looking for such a refernece
'I get no kick from champagne'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Not very believable.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Too cold, too cold


Click for bigger (103 kb)
(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Vanilla
Ice
(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Cnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:15, archived)
# nice one
he looks like he's fond of a drink or two... at lunch time... under the bypass
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# feck
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)
# don't we all
... hey you - guess what?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
# whut?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I've gone bi-curious and got myself an iMac
... and I LOVE IT! - more-so now I've got a right mouse button on my magic mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:48, archived)
# wahey!
I use a Mighty Mouse at work - but I also use a PC two button mouse on my mac at home with a scroll wheel which works just as well!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I'm really liking it an so is the missus
I take back all the bad things I said about them and the people who use them...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:35, archived)
# I LOVE MY BRICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Oh, Obi-Wan....
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Some topical stuff for my candle day...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:11, archived)
# that gavel is fucking enormous.

also, boehner: pfft
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# it's only a gavel if he's an auctioneer
otherwise it's JUDGE HAMMERSTEIN'S ASS MALLET
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# :D

(herman:D, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# he's fulfilling his Christmas destiny
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Is that the cat.......
that eats with a fork?

*also just noticed that kitteh has a tab on the go. Bad manners to smoke between mouthfuls?
(I helped save b3ta! industrial_bunny, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# happy candleday
I wish I understood this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I wish I did too
and I am a Merikan!

(this is part of a series I am doing recasting John Boehner for all the parts in Wizard of Oz.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)
# well, the easy ones, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Yey CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Eight years of this nonsense!
Time flies...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:37, archived)
# happy candlemas
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] He has a lot of time to think about what to do with his bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Ay Ay.. Calm Down,,,
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:08, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Well I love it herman:D
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)
# thanks :D
(herman:D, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)
# I might just be being thick, but...
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)
# silly Brabraossa
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Took me a second...
... so this Ms O'Doyle... is she a looker?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Puppeteer's hand gets anally removed in....3....2....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Haha


(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Now that is impressive (to me at least)
Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:10, archived)
# WOO
YAY!
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# I've just paid a man to violate me in the mouth.
I hate going to the dentist.

Have this:



CFB.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:01, archived)
# You need the flying dog in this pic,
The beardy one from never ending story.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:03, archived)
# What
Anneka Rice?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha... This made me laugh far to much...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:11, archived)
# did the dentist drug you and face fuck you again?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Yes.
That's exactly what he did.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Why is it never raining in your images any more?

EDIT: I also have something to violate you in the mouth - Zip... Lob!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# *wins*
EDIT: NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Cockhampton Tennessee
(Zoidaroid, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)
# hopefully ready for the shops by next Christmas....
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:09, archived)
# This has wrong written all over it,
but is somehow also woosome indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# and yet
not a single big luminous cock in sight!
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
# this ^. the correct proportions of wrong and fantastic
also, i fear that the background is some area of the poster's body
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:16, archived)
# And the image is a tattoo?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# someones else has said that
i quite like that effect- gives it a porny edge. a double take for the nsfw crew.
(I helped save b3ta! agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)
#
Tears Rips

ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# What, she resets to zero each time?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# White tears of joy?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I'd tear her a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# hehe
My missus is descended from some 19th century abolishionists and has some toys that were made by slaves that have been passed down through her family.

She explained this to me AFTER i'd found a box under the stairs labelled 'slave doll'.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:20, archived)
# She showed me that the other night...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Crivens!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:34, archived)
# hahah
nice reflectory work
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:37, archived)
# hahah
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# hoho - that's where I live!
The Forth Railyway Jizz
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Im the Forth reply!
Awesome!

I live nearby!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:51, archived)
# No Helicopter - No Shark - Not True
You have a nice cock though... * clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:53, archived)
# This needs to be done.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Reminds me of that one Only Fools and Horses episode...
...where they paint the Chinese takeaway kitchen with the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:00, archived)
# and then trigger makes a face
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Like a pear cider made from 100% pear
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:11, archived)
# No other kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Mange tout
The fact that I drive past that bastard bridge every day and the fact that I did a Delboy thing for a challenge years ago gives me an extremely tenous opportunity for me to pearoast! Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! neuro 's cheese game is strong., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:16, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Simply fab!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)
# haha
should be done
(Zoidaroid, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Jings!
Help ma (luminous) boab(ie)!
(I helped save b3ta! neuro 's cheese game is strong., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Reminded me of one of my favourite judge dread stories "Unamerican Graffiti"
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Bored and bitter - a dangerous combination....


on another note, I've just got my new phone - 12 mgpix camera on it! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:41, archived)
# haha
and a star wars font too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)
# nicely spotted!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# did anyone see Britain's Fattest Fuck on C4 last night?
I felt sorry for him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I saw it
and I did not feel sorry for him
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I didn't see it
but I don't feel sorry for him either.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I saw the trailer for it
it was like something out of an early David Lynch film.
Endless rolls of fat, flopping around like warty dough. Brrrr. Was it in HD?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# don't know
we're still living in the 90s in this house
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# he'd have been unable to touch his own special place for years
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Do you mind! I've just eaten
Not as much as hat fat fuck though
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# 'hat fat fuck'
is that the same sort of thing as a fuck sock?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# but larger
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# the bit i saw he was wearing a nappy
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# sexyteim
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# now there's an essential service hat the nhs should provide
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Oh
but they do NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# *suddenly get ill and needs to be admitted to hospital*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:59, archived)
# some of those outfits definately do not conform to NHS standards for combatting infectious disease
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:01, archived)
# some of them seem to have gone a bit over the top with the alcohol gel...
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:03, archived)
# i cannot highlight strongly enough
the importance of using the gel!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I saw it and didn't feel sorry for him
His family are enablers too.


I spent 10 mins shouting STOP EATING YOU FAT BASTARD then turned over.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# he couldn't turn over
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha!
edit: but he was so gross. bluergh!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# he had fat parts where most people don't even have parts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# *shudders*
There are people out there who like to fuck the fat rolls.

Also this www.holytaco.com/things-that-have-been-found-in-fat-peoples-folds/
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:01, archived)
# mmm turkey sandwich and duck sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:05, archived)
# what about the woman ...
who's skin had grafted onto the sofa after sitting on it for 6 years without even getting up to go to the toilet.

8-0

I'm not having a turkey sandwich for lunch that's for sure.....

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:08, archived)
# now THAT'S how to relax!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)
# * Thinks about this for a while
* Continues to fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Is that what it was actually called?
Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# haha
in my head anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# there was a lot of things i felt sorry for in that programme
the ambulances suspension
the steel props supporting the floor below his bed
the nurses that had to wipe his shitty arse
the cleaner that had to clean up the glass he smashed against the wall after he learnt his benefit check was being reduced from £700 to £350 a week

but i didn't feel sorry for the fat man
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# SLAG!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:46, archived)
# bit stingy 4 u?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# well look at her, she is
going into condom testing just for the hot cock action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:57, archived)
# that really made me laugh.

You sound like a disgruntled careers officer.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:04, archived)
# What was she expecting a fuck to test them?
What a silly cow. Does she expect a company would give good maternity leave conditions?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# haha
now that is ironic. Do Durex provide maternity leave?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I'd imagine the people who make the implant do:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
they may as well have been implanted with a dripping cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Yeah just a bit worried.
My ex had an implant and we didn't always us a jonny.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:28, archived)
# aaahhhh - a texas chilli bowl eh...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Uh-oh, error in KatyBot #16
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I see she has received my 'special prize'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:42, archived)
# I can help her with that....

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:45, archived)
# BLAAAAAARRRRB
Nice facial animation, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Boring jobs ya say?


I'll have me spang served with chips please. Mouseover for deris.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Is it the entrance shaft for a Boron Mine?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:02, archived)
# No it's the arse end of a boring machine:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Yes I know
it was a bad attempt at continuing the pun.

I apologise. right - Chilli time!!!

*Edit* Impromtu What are you having for Lunch? Thread....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:04, archived)
# STOP!
Chilli time!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I have chilli jam in my cham samwidges
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)
# I've still got Xmas cheese left
and I've discovered stilton cooked with baked beans rocks.

That's my lunch sorted.

EDIT: I downloaded Scrabble app the other day. Anyone know if it's possible to lose when playing the computer?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# So have I
unopened Stilton, Brie and something else - I love Christmas Cheese and Biscuits!


I like the idea of the Stilton and beans, as no-one in our house really likes it as it is, but I love Stilton Sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Obviously I've tried it with cheddar
but stilton just works so much better.

Got a 1kg of the stuff from M&S on Xmas eve for £3 as it said to was use by the 24th Dec. It's stilton dammit. That should read, 'start eating by.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Careful now
It might go mouldy
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Haha. 10-Year Cave-Aged Mature Somerset Cheddar.
Keep refrigerated. Eat within 2 days of opening...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:28, archived)
# good cheesy choices!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Cropwell Bishop ftw!
Though I do love a good bit of Oxford Isis too. My housemates noses however...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:20, archived)
# I like cheeses that sound like outlawed sexual acts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Lol.
All this talk has made me hungry. Time for breakfast I think!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I like cheese that smells like y Fenni.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I always love grilled stilton on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:29, archived)
# I have lamb jalfrezi for lunch
nooooooooooom
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:10, archived)
# you swine
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:11, archived)
# oven baked
so some of the lamb is crispy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:12, archived)
# With Stilton?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# alas not
jacket potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Baked potato saved my life
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# this isn't /QOTW son
however I am very very intrigued by this statement. Do go on...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:41, archived)
# JFGI
I would post the link to the song by Matt Gayboy but have no access to 'tube at work.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:44, archived)
# oh
I wanted a heart warming story of how a baked potato saved you from hungry wolves after you fell out of a helicopter or something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# I have no heart warming stories
some pant warming ones maybe
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:50, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Blushes
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Shropshire Blue and Branston Pickle
for jacket tatties.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Mrs. B's?
we ran out ages ago...I've been using the little jars to keep chutney in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Going to the burger van to grab some flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:15, archived)
# ask them to cook it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:19, archived)
# On my way!
Will try to remember..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I learned last night that Bears
make excellent burgers.


Hey Bear!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)
# you wouldn't have thought that they could hold a spatula
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:24, archived)
# and probably quite flammable.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# but then again
Bear Grylls
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:28, archived)
# and Brian Cox
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Steve Jobs?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Pam Ayres?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:39, archived)
# wesley snipes

but doesn't drop the soap in the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Simon Grooms
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# George Burns
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Covent Garden Minestrone soup,
it was £1
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I've seen Westminster council clearing that up in one of those documentaries
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Hey! That's just filtered food.
Like those coffee beans they pass through Stoats.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:29, archived)
# there's nothing worse than cheap Minestrone
yes, Mr Asda. I'm talking to you!


(I had Morrison's own brand Pea and Ham yesterday, and it was surprisingly Nom!)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Asda can get to fuck and die
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Ham, Cheese & Mayo rolls
* Which looks a bit like lady-bits when you open it up?
Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Cheese With Onion relish rocks
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:35, archived)
# What part of the English coastline do you find 'Onion relish rocks"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:43, archived)
# It's not on the coast
it's mined in Chilli
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Hair of the motherfucking dog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:41, archived)
# *wants frog*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Ya have to be innit to winnit
THe game not the frog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# I've just been reminded of the chimp/frog vid.
I think I need some Rennie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)
# aaawhh Renee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Listen Caerphilly
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Mustn't. Leave. Post.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:53, archived)
# nicely animated sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I predict a year of excellent fortune for the House of Forbes.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd rather go naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Grin and bear it!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Marvelous.
'VORP! VORP!'*



*apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:57, archived)
# One of the more recognisable sounds - very difficult to write, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Have a Grannydear Guard

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Not so much 'more interesting' but a darn sight comfier
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Haha nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha
"Sit up straight Soldier!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Herman Miller Aeron!
Great choice....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I concur
as an ex Office Furniture Industry Employee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Argh!
You wait years & then three turn up at once.
Mindpiss ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Best compo in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Great compo BTW! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)

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