Wouldn't, would, wouldn't, maybe, would, maybe.*Maybe is based on my alcohol intake*
(,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 15:05,
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Every page is horrifyinggood work :D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:47,
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hehehe cheers ;)With thanks to Waspbox for several images, including the one above..
(,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:49,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Goth!"){kind=small}
Have an ooooold animation...
CLICKY Skippy the Goth Kangaroo CLICKY
(It's much better with audio on.)
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 14:22,
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Tell kids about super-intelligent marsupials nowadays and they'll just scoff
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 14:27,
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tip tip tip tip tipWhat's that Skip?
Tip tip tip tip
E equals MC squared? You bloody plagiarist.
(Tip tip tip tip
E equals MC squared? You bloody plagiarist.
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 14:34,
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Oh, and have this as well while I'm at it...
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 14:19,
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I've already eaten this afternoonBut now I want a pasty (the one on the left, please).
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 14:28,
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bloody hell!an opportunity to use 'why am i looking at a picture of your dog?' completely without irony!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 14:07,
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why am i looking at a picture of your dog?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 14:07,
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ULTRAPHUCKWIN
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 18:10,
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Why am I looking at your dog? LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 19:05,
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Just 'cos...
'It's so unfair, nobody understands me, I hate everyone' whinge whine...
..wil,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 13:32,
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The smiley face gives me the unnerving feeling that this shouldn't be happeningbut it is.
(,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 13:40,
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You get that off've all gothsI've never met the actual stereotype in my life...
( ..wil,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 13:44,
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I have dated one a few timesShe said she was an "ex-goth", whatever that means.
(,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 13:48,
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Well that's the other thingno goth is ever a goth.
I was quite amused when a gothy lookin couple joined the bus on that god-awful reality show thing and everyone was all like 'Oh wow, they're just normal people who smile and everything, but with make up and piercings!' shocked.
Yeh, fancy that...
*edit* I suppose it stems from when teens do it and an 'ex goth' is when you grow out of that but keep the look
(I was quite amused when a gothy lookin couple joined the bus on that god-awful reality show thing and everyone was all like 'Oh wow, they're just normal people who smile and everything, but with make up and piercings!' shocked.
Yeh, fancy that...
*edit* I suppose it stems from when teens do it and an 'ex goth' is when you grow out of that but keep the look
..wil,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 13:52,
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Ever hear of Polkacide?A group I have played with a few times... more Punk than Goth, but mostly just silly .
(
tubaman,
Wed 2 Feb 2011, 1:38,
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IN DEEP SPACE NO ONE WILL HEAR YOUR SCREAMS
Oh wait, that's another thread.
In space no one will...oh fuck it.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 15:10,
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Arf!I thought that was that bloke out of the lost boys for a minute!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 13:45,
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/changes lightersabre bulb to a black one.
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 13:45,
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Now put the bowl with Cheryl Cole in a goal.Triple Points, etc.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 14:04,
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more people are killed every year by people of the jewish faith than by sharkstru fax
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 13:25,
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They have to keep their body in constant movement in order to move oxygenated water into their gills.That's why they are always hungry.
Sharks, I mean.
(,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 13:29,
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Sharks, I mean.
I only thought the mormans had mutated to have gills and extra toesOHHHH didn't see the last bit
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 13:34,
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 12:56,
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mmmm!also
damn his stupid double t'd surname
(damn his stupid double t'd surname
sock more tea vicar?,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 12:30,
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ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch!right on the corner.
(,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:46,
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Nicely:)ION: A poor show from the Scot eh?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 11:34,
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Well at least if he carries on like thatHe won't have to buy plates anymore.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 11:46,
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Yeah, he couldn't even kick the ball straight!That other bloke got so many erm... runs.
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 12:36,
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good to see that he's back to being Scottish again
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 12:42,
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It's rather old isn't it? :sI actually felt for the lad.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 12:58,
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Quiet, even for a Sunday
Am I the only one here?
*runs around in underpants making whoop whoop noises
Chumps ๐,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 10:12,
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I'M HERE!NING CHUMPERS
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 10:17,
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Mine are in a pickling jar in the cupboard.Ning!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 11:10,
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are they eating Mcdonalds food in an Oporto restaurant?they just dont give a fuck, do they.
(,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 10:23,
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Arf!Also: Smashing undercrackers sir!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 11:09,
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Yeah dudeI don't say this often enough to you: I love your pics.
(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 5:01,
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I'm drunk too...let's hug! oC(MOrrisONs was pretty funny)... :D
edit: play this while watching the animation, for the full effect:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1WcGXpqfnE
(edit: play this while watching the animation, for the full effect:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1WcGXpqfnE
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 5:02,
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Hahahah gettoff me you fucker mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 6:44,
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Wonderful as usualclicks while self harming
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 13:46,
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That's wrongoth of those guys !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 20:55,
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two wrongoths don't make a white......(or something like that)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 22:05,
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StrangeWhy is the deer mounting a boy dog?
Is the dog called Elton?
(Is the dog called Elton?
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 7:44,
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BALLS!
(Biggyness fixed)
Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 3:41,
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but you get extra points for tab names
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 4:02,
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haha, exactly as I read it toocame on b3ta to check if anyone else noticed :P
(,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 4:17,
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We are of the same mind Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 4:24,
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My favourite Balls......pun on the BBC news site was after the Al Megrahi business. It read "Balls resisted release".
(,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 11:01,
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this is your fault
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 2:33,
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I have no idea what is going on here,But then again, I am pissed out of my tree, and it contains russians, so I have no complaints.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 2:34,
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hahahaI remember the first time I saw that, I had no clue...
(
FIEND,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 2:59,
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It's times like this...... that I consider going out and buying me a spanging pan. Purely for self defence you understand.
(
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 3:01,
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I"m lost.I feel like an idiot.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 10:29,
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you are filled with a mixture of genius and extreme silliness Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:39,
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damn, i want lemonade now Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:59,
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i've solved this problemby eating nearly half a tin of pineapple chunks.
i now have a whole new problem: stomach ache :(
(i now have a whole new problem: stomach ache :(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:21,
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i'm going to counteract it with sleepg'night all!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:30,
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JESUS CHRIST! I can't even say that ONCE!I believe you've invented the ultimate tongue-twister.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:43,
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watch out where the Biluchis go,and don't you eat that yellow Mongol
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:56,
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dude! ...SRSLY? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 1:30,
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DWAYNE DIBLEY? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:05,
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:Di may have to rewatch them soon
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:28,
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Thermos, sandwiches, corn plasters, telephone money, animal footprint chart and one triple-thick condom h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:10,
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:13,
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here is a clam. her name is Lily, but her friends call her Midya.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:39,
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Friends can be so tricksy.And if I didn't congratulate you on Eduardo the fez-wearing eel, I'm doing so now.
( Captain Howdy,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:41,
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:)i do like eduardo. i'm not at my best today, so Lily is not as good as she could be.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:44,
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it is indeed Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:52,
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I'm happy you're posting pics now Smashbut Paint ANGERS ME! If you don't want to download a naughty version of photoshop, try Gimp. Your piccies will look much sexier.
Also: furry clam. Hehehe.
(Also: furry clam. Hehehe.
Zumf Ham banjo,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:45,
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i've triedthis stupid electronic doorstop won't let me download anything! also, i like paint, it matches my "skills"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:46,
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I'm guessing your doorstop is running XP?If there's anything I can do to help, gaz me. But if you're happy with Paint, then GO SMASH!
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:59,
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yep, XP it isi really don't know anything about computers and there's no way i could afford a new one right now, so i guess i'm stuck with it for the time being.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:02,
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Paint.NETFree, most of potatoshop's functionality and easier than gimp. Worth it for the plug-ins alone.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:02,
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i'll give it a try tomorrow and see what happensi can't possibly fuck this thing up any more
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:06,
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Paint.net sucksDoesn't support Wacom tablet pressure sensitivity :(
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:20,
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Never had a problem with mine. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:23,
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she is a coquettish little minx, isn't she? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:50,
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Lily is mussel bound ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:04,
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she works out a lot Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:06,
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CLAMS!That is all.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:25,
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rather a good spongebob episode, that Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:26,
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I have never seenSpongebob. Your pic made me want to shout 'CLAMS'. So i did.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:31,
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if it feels good, do itclams is a jaws ripoff, but disturbingly funny.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 0:35,
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oh, nicely done Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:42,
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CorI like that a lot.
Also: www.b3ta.com/board/10320226
(Also: www.b3ta.com/board/10320226
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:45,
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:Dedit: i found this the other day and have been fascinated with it since.
i've got a tablet, do you reckon that style is do-able with photoshop?
(i've got a tablet, do you reckon that style is do-able with photoshop?
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:45,
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MmmI like it, the face particularly is great.
Oh yes it's completely achievable. I was guessing just then how it was done... I think probably it's a custom brush with selected colours picked up directly from the source pic. Could be wrong of course but that would be one way to approach it. There are dozens of other ways to go about it too.
Also, you can do that kind of thing in Painter. For this pic though there'd be no real advantage to using it that I can see. Might as well make a brush in PS.
(Oh yes it's completely achievable. I was guessing just then how it was done... I think probably it's a custom brush with selected colours picked up directly from the source pic. Could be wrong of course but that would be one way to approach it. There are dozens of other ways to go about it too.
Also, you can do that kind of thing in Painter. For this pic though there'd be no real advantage to using it that I can see. Might as well make a brush in PS.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:48,
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In factthere are some interesting 'oil' brushes in the new PS. I don't particularly like them so far but that's probably because I'm so used to making my own brushes.
Custom brushes in PS really are great fun and well worth getting used to.
(Custom brushes in PS really are great fun and well worth getting used to.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:56,
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cheersi'll have a bash at a version at some point
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:57,
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check out artrageit came free with my tablet - seems like it could do the job well
www.artrage.com/artrage-demos.html
(www.artrage.com/artrage-demos.html
alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:01,
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i gotthat with my tablet tooi've never even put the disc in my computer
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:02,
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I'm sure it could be created in Photoshopwith some work
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:49,
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i was thinking, slanted brush, colour dynamics, and a fair few layerssound good?
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:49,
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You could try using the pen tool to create pathsthen with a bit of Brush Dynamics stroke the path using Simulate Pen Pressure
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:52,
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hmmmpossible, i don't like using paths in photoshop usually
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:53,
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but it will give you cleaner lines that can be adjusted
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:54,
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truei'm at heart a q&d hack :)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:56,
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Nothing wrong with q&d :)Some of my very favourite pics have the look of having been quickly scribbled.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:00,
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That's an advantagebut you'll lose some of the flow and sponteneity in my experience. More fun just to scribble on a bunch of layers until you get it how you want it :)
The loose style of that lovely pic would be hard to create a line at a time I reckon.
(The loose style of that lovely pic would be hard to create a line at a time I reckon.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:59,
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I don't dissagree with you but this is something I just made in less than 10 minutes and you can still make things look pretty organic and fluid with a bit of time and effort
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:20,
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My favourite romantic interlude, ever.And a lovely rendition.
Huzzah!
(Huzzah!
Captain Howdy,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:54,
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sssh!there was going to be a lot more detail on the smoke, but i copped out
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:58,
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That's lovely!I wish wide-posts could be FP'd. Tis really nice.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:22,
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Content Aware Scale :D
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:29,
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Are you gay yet Jahled or still in the closet?;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:50,
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Feeling sentimental, Potter?...(oops, wrong scene)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 5:06,
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That is all kinds of awesome.
( Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double.,
Sun 30 Jan 2011, 8:15,
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looks more like fungus to me Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:17,
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It's the whole of the internet in a box.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:38,
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Triple Points Weekend? I don't get it. maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:18,
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Not gathering . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:19,
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that's just the way he rolls Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:20,
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It's someone saying 'lion' with a speech impediment. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:39,
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That too.It could be a 1980's Ford, based on the Escort.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:43,
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or Jonathan Ross doing a little star gazing
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:45,
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Or a growling command to a woman to smooth the creases out of one's shirt. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:58,
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Four! I mean five! I mean fire! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 22:59,
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Orion's belt points to my star sign - we tight, bro!And this is most excellent.
( Captain Howdy,
Sat 29 Jan 2011, 23:23,
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