Not strictly shopped....probably late to the party..but had to be done...At least the merchandise can easily be changed!
(
Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:32,
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What?
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:33,
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I don't understand what had to be done, or why
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:37,
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who? I think it's a reference to the forthcoming Superbowl matchup between the mighty mighty Green Bay Packers and the other team*
*facts ought to be checked before jumping in and typing a "witty" response
(*facts ought to be checked before jumping in and typing a "witty" response
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:36,
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The Cheeseheads?Oh I like them - best dairy based headwear in the whole of Merrycan Handegg
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:40,
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ah the steelersI nearly said the Steelers without looking as a "top of the head" guess
:)
(:)
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:45,
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Is this about tennis? Has that scottish fellow lost or something?
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:38,
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A brilllant response for FOOTBLOL stuff that has gone right over my head
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:52,
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it's the "everybody pretend they don't like or know about Football" response bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:56,
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sportball lols
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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Oh dear look no it seems to be daytime.Your post is more of a nighttime post. Come back and post it again later...
Sorry, too harsh?
Welcome and all that, you'll never leave!
(Sorry, too harsh?
Welcome and all that, you'll never leave!
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:25,
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A triumph!Who's that then?
I never looks at b3ta after 5:30pm
(I never looks at b3ta after 5:30pm
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:26,
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??Mindpissed: What HE said up there^^
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:26,
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you appear to be in the wrong time zone bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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WHAT TIEM IS IT?FUCKTIEM
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:32,
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Hello, and welcome and thatHowever, what they said^^^^
Freebase is generally regarded by the day shift as, well, shit.
(Freebase is generally regarded by the day shift as, well, shit.
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:32,
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Ha. I like freebase, but in small doses :)Don't you love the b3ta etiquette? Time and a place for everything :p
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:33,
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That book remains on my list of "Books I jolly-well should get round to reading sometime"As does "the man who mistook his wife for a hat" :D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:20,
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KIM JONG IL is still alive I tells ya!
Based on this www.b3ta.com/board/10321725
gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:13,
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What?Is this B3ta news in with a first again! (toddles off to BBC news)
Edit: ohhh I see what you're getting at!
(Edit: ohhh I see what you're getting at!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:14,
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It's all lies! Everything is peaceful and the benevolent leader is still in power!
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:17,
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He's probably just busy looking at things....(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:19,
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He sure lives the high-life.If I had a whole country dancing to my tune, all the money I could eat, an army, several palaces and a DVD collection the size of a house, I'd probably be looking at things too.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:24,
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ooh, chance for a pea:(
gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:26,
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I like the way matey's lying on the carpet to shout at the duck.\o/
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:06,
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How else would you shout at a duck? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:07,
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Like this ¬D U C K !
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:10,
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But you have to maintain eye contact or you lose their interest...That duck you just shouted at was looking the other way and as a result didn't pay any attention whatso ever.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:13,
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Sorry..... what were you saying....? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:24,
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dont be sillythe duck is standing on a carpeted pedestal, like in sooty and sweep
( gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:28,
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Or at the top of the stairs..... Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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Yay for dux with teefs!And duck slippers are a real innovation that I think has marvellous potential retail value. I'm in.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:14,
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hahahafunniest thing I've seen all day.
-it's been a bleak one-
FP this, go on.
(-it's been a bleak one-
FP this, go on.
Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 18:58,
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It's funny, because he used to have to do Y I Y I Y I .... Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:55,
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tee hee!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:55,
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HelloYES! I'll be there from 6.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:11,
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I percieved that as AAAAAAARRRRGGHHHSADAKO FROM THE RING IS IN YOUR HAIR
No, FOOTBLOLS
(No, FOOTBLOLS
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:56,
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HaaaaIntranational racism. Is there a real word for that?
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:57,
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HahahahahNice one!!!
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:59,
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* something about John Bishop and how he used to be funny before he sold out ** or something equally fashionable and right-on *
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:04,
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Hahahahaha!Hallo Ninj!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:06,
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HahahahahaThis is the sort of thing we like.
Extreme silliness!
Well done. Welcome, pull up a kitten, shop a stool, etc.
(Extreme silliness!
Well done. Welcome, pull up a kitten, shop a stool, etc.
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:20,
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indeedbut what's that Huge lake the goth's poking out of?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:23,
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Hahaha! Nice start :D Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:22,
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HahaAs soon as I saw that I wondered what you'd done for vandals. Nicely done, new person!
Have a woo. upthear.se/woo
(Have a woo. upthear.se/woo
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:23,
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E Dubya's Escher gif is doing the rounds over the netUncredited. This will not do.
noyoushutup.tumblr.com/post/3038168656/good-one#note-container
*edit* Have at least managed to provide original link and author on thedailywh.at.com.
(noyoushutup.tumblr.com/post/3038168656/good-one#note-container
*edit* Have at least managed to provide original link and author on thedailywh.at.com.
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:39,
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Yeah I saw it somewhere earlier, at least it's tagged though:)
( XLVII .uk,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:42,
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Elvisweathercock?Buh? *edit* Oh, namechange. I see now. Well good thing(s)he has subtle uneditable tagging.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:45,
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I think it's one of the best things I've seen in my time on b3ta.The world needs to know just how awesome it really is.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:05,
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Pull up a shopand draw a kittens stool ...... I'm a bit rusty, am I doing it right?
( XLVII .uk,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:25,
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Thank you.You don't get to look like this at my age without a bit of effort.
Oh...I see, you mean the picture.
(Oh...I see, you mean the picture.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:38,
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What about Jelly-botty?Where you have to eat 18 curries?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:29,
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I'm surprised it took this long for someone to make the comparison!But there's no gel here. Nor magnificent teefs and gums. And my stuff tends to be less blurry :P This one excepted though.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:00,
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FootbalolEdit: I bet you are, why sell your only good player ;)
( XLVII .uk,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:17,
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cos the the fat man wants some casino changeand the 'orrible cunt-truffle wanted to go.
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:13,
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Let me get this straight...Man does a job. Another company offers man more money to do similar job. Man accepts new job.
Is that about right?
(Is that about right?
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:19,
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No way, man! Its about loyalty!And being a man! And sticking true to what you believe in! And ...
Oh, hang on. No, you're right, its a job.
(Oh, hang on. No, you're right, its a job.
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:24,
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though it'sunusual to get a massive promotion whilst on bail for twatting the girlfriend...or indeed being incapable of performing your job for the first month due to getting so pissed you fall off a casino stool and fuck your leg up.
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:55,
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Perhaps Mr Carroll is a member of the aristocracy? Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:58,
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he is nowthe shellsuit wearing wife beating, thieving, hang on, has he actually gone to his spiritual home?
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:14,
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Is it golf?I'm right aren't I?
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:20,
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hello Geoffwill I see you around tonight?
LOL cricket etc
(LOL cricket etc
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:55,
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No Mr President, that's not the button for coffee! that's not the button for coffee!
Explanation: www.techdirt.com/articles/20110127/16452112861/egypt-trying-to-shut-off-all-internet-access-sms.shtml
Google Twitter workaround: googleblog.blogspot.com/2011/01/some-weekend-work-that-will-hopefully.html
(Explanation: www.techdirt.com/articles/20110127/16452112861/egypt-trying-to-shut-off-all-internet-access-sms.shtml
Google Twitter workaround: googleblog.blogspot.com/2011/01/some-weekend-work-that-will-hopefully.html
gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:29,
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I like what you've done therebit quiet here today, innit?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:42,
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Shh!I'm snoozing
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:13,
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here, have another cushion... bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:17,
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very quietInternet hampsters must be hibernating
( gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:49,
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If the Internet were cut in the UK, vacuous twats would be wandering the streets...Telling strangers what they're doing at that particular moment, asking them to "like" it.
*edit* I like this pic by the way! *clicked*
(*edit* I like this pic by the way! *clicked*
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:27,
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He's going about things the wrong wayhe should use the internet to search for movie clips to use in his news broadcasts: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1062963
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:37,
archived)
Next you'll have North Koreausing Team America footage to prove Kim Jong Il is still alive
( gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:54,
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'lo allI read today on the bbc that they've gone back to using ham radios, faxes and dial up modems to communicate. Up the revolution.
when does the uk rise up and throw off our condem masters?
:)
(when does the uk rise up and throw off our condem masters?
:)
camp freddy well, would you look at that!,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:47,
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I hope that's a booster buttonIf it went any slower than it has recently, it may aswell stop!
'nings all.
('nings all.
XLVII .uk,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:49,
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'ningMore posts! MOORRREEE! Need entertainment while waiting for a goddamn delivery-man who's come 3 times already but evidently has a fear of knocking and inability to read notes pinned to the front door. RAGE.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:06,
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I always get my stuff delivered at workThat way I get paid for waiting for the idiots!
'ning!
('ning!
XLVII .uk,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:15,
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First purchase. Needed to be delivered to billing address :(
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:52,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Goth!"){kind=small}
Nice to see Whitby has moved with the times
Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 8:50,
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I wonder what happens when you invert a goth? *edit*
ahh - this, it would seem...
(ahh - this, it would seem...
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:03,
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good work!I tried same but couldn't pull it off!
( gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:12,
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Woo... Didi you see my arts from yesterday morningAlso: NING Mofaha - NING b3ta!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 6:46,
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These are awesomeLove the top cat =)
Although -boom boom Basil is king
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 10:19,
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Although -boom boom Basil is king
Hahayes I seen your arts when I looked back earlier. Top arting!
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 6:53,
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Your Retro Sinister collection is most impressive.As per.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 8:03,
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Messing around in Painter again
It's fun!
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 5:30,
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I may be handy with a backhoe and an acetylene torch,but this is really excellent.
I just thought I'd preface my comment with a statement about how I can do massive damage, and also appreciate what you've done there.
edit- fuck, I really like this.
(I just thought I'd preface my comment with a statement about how I can do massive damage, and also appreciate what you've done there.
edit- fuck, I really like this.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 5:46,
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was funny in my head, dunno what happened along the way - oh, maybe REALITY dunno what happened along the way - oh maybe REALITY
(,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:58,
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I had this on the SNESThe best bit was the music/sound. Did I say best bit? I meant worst bit.
(
M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 9:48,
archived)
Bahahaha1Oh Edward you cunt!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:42,
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YOUR BACK !!!!!!!!!!!we missed you, hahahaha *clickety click*
(
FIEND,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:50,
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Hahahagood to see you around. Nice ending.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 1:58,
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genuine lols at happy edward scissorhands in last panel
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 6:11,
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Hahahaha! Braw!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:41,
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Wait.....if I like this will I get arrested?
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:40,
archived)
NoBut you will start smelling of hammers.
( Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:42,
archived)
Yes! I fucking love hammers.They make my shit itch.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:46,
archived)
Something had to have turned Miguelle this bitter.
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:42,
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Poverty,Drugs, War, Alcoholism, Famine, Saturday Night Television Programming, Disease, Family Death and Genocide.
...amongst other fun adventures
(...amongst other fun adventures
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:51,
archived)
Miguelle is a fuckin' Chicken!www.youtube.com/watch?v=UogERft7RGY
Do I need a reason? Nope.
(Do I need a reason? Nope.
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:44,
archived)
...and I thought dux were evil
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 0:06,
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This is one of my fave things on b3ta.MAKE MORE YOU SHIT!
(
Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 1:01,
archived)
Coffee + mouth + you comment =messy desk, you fucking shit, hehehehehe!
(
retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny..,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:01,
archived)
Fucking hell Miguelle.Sort yourself out mate.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 1 Feb 2011, 2:03,
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I've arrived!I had a letter printed in Viz this month!!!!
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:29,
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woo!were you hiding in a cupboard, watching your spouse as they made tea?
(,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:30,
archived)
No,...But I might....
I'd out myself if I told.....
(I'd out myself if I told.....
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:31,
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Which one? I was reading my copy whilst taking a shit this afternoon.
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:31,
archived)
fuck it....I couldn't disagree more...
Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:33,
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Hooray - I found a glove........but it was latex and covered in lube. Sorry.
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:38,
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My heartfelt congratsI remember my first letter in Viz, it was way back in 1999.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:38,
archived)
After a Wiki searchThis turned out to more painful than I could imagine but brilliant
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:47,
archived)
hahahWonderful. Shouldn't there be a minus symbol mind you? /reversed rotation
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:17,
archived)
What about one year to save Pluto?:D
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:20,
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technically sound
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:25,
archived)
science...Stuff like that matters.
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:31,
archived)
Threadjack!It's been a bit quiet here in the evenings recently, anyone fancy a rabbit draw off? Feb 3rd 7pm, /board.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:27,
archived)
Hahavery clever - I like!
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:32,
archived)
it's been a while since we had any lolhats(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:49,
archived)
J-Paxman just said Cunt instead of Cut monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 23:05,
archived)
dave, the hat! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:51,
archived)
Eyes of the demon!Edit: fuck me that is quite scary!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 31 Jan 2011, 22:57,
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