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[challenge entry] not a logo (unless they want it to be :D)....
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# FELINES!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Beautiful....
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
# lovely pic
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# That's lovely.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# You're far too talented for b3ta
Have you thought about sending your stuff to Worth1000?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I don't use Photoshop, and I'm clearly spending too much time
looking at teen badger porn
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Ha-ha! I just checked back to find out what this meant.
What a total bellend.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)
# George Lucas ftw!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] couple of variants of Nina
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Simply ace Toasty
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:42, archived)
# braw :)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] and one more non logo-y one of the lovely big kitty
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:17, archived)
# maybe not right for the logo
but utterly perfect for their newsletter
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I've said they can have them for any thing they can use them for
if that makes sense
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)
# they definitely should use it
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)
# spot on, no pun intended
looks like terry's getting a new facebook profile pic.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:19, archived)
# awww, quality
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Hugs
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:24, archived)
# DUDE!
send that to terry!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)
# This is going on a tee-shirt for Terry
awesome stuff!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Awesomeness!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:51, archived)
# WOO!
You've got terry spot on.

Have another WOO!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Beautiful.
*clicks*

:D
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Excellent as always
You can always spot a HT entry from miles off and you can always guarantee top quality. Great work, he's the George Lucas of the Cat Wars!
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 1:06, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGES: LITERAL SONG TITLES & THE CAT SURVIVAL TRUST


I am the Walrus. Big in Japan. Dancing Queen. Foxy Lady. Take song titles and interpret them literally, using the magic of image manipulation software. Challenge suggested by sandettie light vessel automatic.

Also live: the Cat Survival Trust challenge. We'll leave this open for a couple of weeks.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:01, archived)
# well played
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Montana
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Moving to.....
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)
# For I'm riding a small tiny horse
his name is Mighty Little, he's a good horse, even-if-he-is-a-bit-dinky-to-slap-a-big-saddle-or-blanket-on-anyway.

Well anyway....

Hoopla.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)
# cat trust more details here:
can't see other details so it must be someone I have on ignore
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Riverghost
/evenin' fella
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# evenin' meester :)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)
# haha, prodigy haet riverghost
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)
# I don't hate him I just think he's an 'English'* prick

*nb this only applies to anti Scottish trolls
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)
# it's a cmpo tomeak a lego for teh catt savorval trast
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
# haha I read that in a league of gentlemen voice
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Shamone!

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# And there's me thinking you were the messiah!
Nicely ;)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Nice one Fraser
that really is helpful and kind of you at the same time; and Terry really appreciates efforts such as this :)



(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)
# *happy dances*
: D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Cat survival trust logos.....
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)
# has this started yet?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# I looked and it had.... now Fraser has just anounced it.....
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Partial to the bottom left myself.
Though I'm suspicious that the Big C is comic sans. I'm not that bothered about it, but worried others might and find my opinion flawed.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Hahaha.... I did one in comic sans and it looked great.....
But knowing what people think of comic sans I found a similar comic text and thought it looked friendly....
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# In Cat Survival We Trust
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)
# So we should..!!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)
# they all look like "at survival trust" but I can see what youre going for I guess
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)
# The C was meant to sort of represent encircling and protecting....
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Nice
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# I was thinking of trying to make the letter C into a cat shape myself...... but don't have the talent...
I like yours by the way.....
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)
# If Carlsberg did Cat Survival Trust logos...
(, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Hmmm
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Chandler is TEH FUNNYEST!!!!!!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# could he BE any funnier?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# looks like a ghoul from fallout
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:00, archived)
# i'm a secret lemonade drinker
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:36, archived)
# i don't
it's shit.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Needs more two-headed cdc
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:41, archived)
# ..........skill. Clever. Brilliant.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Photoshop expert!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# good to see the mods are on form today
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# I found one
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Aaaarrrgggghhhhhh
Closes eyes but image burnt in.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)
# not enough booze in the world
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Smelly pussy
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# I'm here to chew gum and wank over teen porn
but I'm out of chewing gum. :(
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Spaccer
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] This actually came from something my brother said a few years ago...
His favourite actor is Jack Nicholson and he does a pretty good impression of him. We were joking about Batman and I almost pissed myself laughing when he painted a picture of this hypothetical deleted scene from the '89 film.

After Bats punches Joker in the gut:



...O.K. maybe you had to be there.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# yea cool story bro!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# I miss Wibih
Okay, I'll level with you. Your timing is waaaay off, MeatMan.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)
# i mister superspecial
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# I R BABOON
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# 4 eva in r hertz
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# but unfortunately not on our telly :(
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
# my brother did an impression of someone once
he learned his lesson good...
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:22, archived)
# I'm Batman!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Weirdo.

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
# mmm.. what?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:24, archived)
# You see, this is the sort of shit I wish I could come up with.
Top stuff!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:31, archived)
#
so, how is everyone tonight ?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:15, archived)
# G0BACK 2 UR TEEN PORN OMGH FUVKING TARENTLY ESS FKERDS.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:16, archived)
# TEEN PORN OR GET THE FUCK OUT
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:16, archived)
# oh dear
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Lamentably bereft of images.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# lol look at me, i'm on the internets
quick, everyone do something crazy!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# BADGER PORN OR GET THE FUCK OUT
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:18, archived)
# can we compromise at teen badgers?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# As long as it is badgers it is all good
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)
# www.teenbadgershavingagoodtime.fr
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# fuck off and die!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:18, archived)
# I demand sound with this picture.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Thanks
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# ahh... Buchanan St
home of really loud buskers and far too many people *Anti-socials*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:24, archived)
# love it :)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# PLAY THEM DRUMS MEL GIBSON!!!!
BEAT THEM LIKE YOU'D BEAT A BITCH!!!!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Fucking amazing.
:D

*clicks*


(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Yay.. so that's what a live haggis loooks like....!!!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
# doing awesome right here, buddy!
and your fine self?


(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# TUESDAY 2: THE RESHITTENING
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)
# wanking again
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)
# oh wow
it has more than one account, it's smart.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# I'm thinking this
might be a genuine poster who's not aware of the picture rule and chose a particularly bad time to wander onto the board.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# wouldn't that be hilarious
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Gizza job

GO ON GIZZA JOB.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:07, archived)
# you what?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Okay. Your new job is:
ACCOUNTANT.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Freddy Mercury Look-alike
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Subtle
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Are you really loki?
I've got a few words to have with you if you are.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Too Heavy
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
# THIS IS RUBBISH
IM LEAVING
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
# What are you leaving . . . can I have some ?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
# can't........stop.......watching
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)
# It doubles as a time piece !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Woooooo, trippy.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Have a heavy trip !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:13, archived)
# wibble
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Yes . . . yes it does ~`~`~`
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
# she'll give herself split ends like that
has Special Needs fucked off yet?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Right to the root of the situation . . .
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
#
The wheel is turning and you can't slow down,
You can't let go and you can't hold on,
You can't go back and you can't stand still,
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Truth Be Told
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Tripping on forever.....
I'v just got to get me one of those umbrellas......
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:30, archived)
# It keeps the out !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Ahhhh.......
...........fuck off. You can't handle criticism, ANY OF YOU. Closed little club on here. Now just draw a cdc and then get back to your teen porn. Pricks.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# thought you had left
b3ta.com/board/10323627#post10323634

Post a picture or STFU

Fuck it I'm going for a beer
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:53, archived)
# You failed to contextualise your complaint.
So no one actually knows what criticism they can't handle.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# something about diet coke and mints judging by the video below
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# It looks like he's having a flounce over someone doing a mind-piss.
Makes a change from people having a strop over a glass cock, I suppose.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:07, archived)
# hahahahaha you really are a child
either that or drunk
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# And it's not half term until the end of the month
Perhaps he's been permenantly excluded for looking at tits and stuff in the computer lab.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Have you been at the windolene again.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Done and done
Now keep up with your word and get out.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# he ruined his post count with that
it was a nice round 100. now it's spoilt
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Maybe he'll carry on until he's worth 1000?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# I see what you did there ;)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
# teen porn?
pssst... *I think he thinks this is 4chan*

pro tip: we're b3tans, not btards
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Hello regular taking the piss
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# my suspicion also
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Why don't you show us some of your art skills?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# I think this is it.
It's part of an installation, probably.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Ah, I get it now!
Like when KLF burned a million quid. Or something.

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# ooh I bet they regret that now
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Badger porn you mean
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# pah
Angry 13 year old is angry!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
# I can't help it if I am photoshop expert.
Troll account fail.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:58, archived)
# And what's wrong with teen porn, you absolute cunt.
If you can't handle seeing teen porn then get off this site. This place is my main stop for teen porn, and if I decide to get home from work, relax and log onto B3ta for a quick teen porn wank then I will, regardless of what the fuck you think. Prick.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:58, archived)
#
...........fucking amateur Photoshoppers from the word GO.




For fucks sake get a girlfriend or something. OR look at REAL QUALITY SHIT at www.worth1000.com/contests/26528/double-headers-3#entries

...........skill. Clever. Brilliant. Fuck you
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:58, archived)
# I think you want /Links
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
#
...........fucking amateur Photoshoppers from the word GO.




For fucks sake get a girlfriend or something. OR look at REAL QUALITY SHIT at www.worth1000.com/contests/26528/double-headers-3#entries

...........skill. Clever. Brilliant. Fuck you
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Now in stereo!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:59, archived)
# if the second one was slightly different to the first
it would be like Hendrix. All messing with stereo
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# I s r c i g t r o
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# m o o k n s e e
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
# .........skill. Clever. Brilliant. HAVE A LOOK AT THIS REAL QUALITY SHIT

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Is this spam?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# mmmmm
teen porn
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# oh hello sweetcheeks
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Ohhhh
...........fucking amateur Photoshoppers from the word GO.




For fucks sake get a girlfriend or something. OR look at REAL QUALITY SHIT at www.worth1000.com/contests/26528/double-headers-3#entries

...........skill. Clever. Brilliant. Fuck you
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# now with surround sound...
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:03, archived)
# top clipboard skills there
why are you here if you don't like this place?

LOOK AT MY SKILLS...
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:04, archived)
# The same reason Anonymous kept going to Amazon.co.uk
except Anonymous had more than one douche.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:05, archived)
# I'm going to post this AND I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT


although I do have the tits
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:08, archived)
# pheer my photoshop skills
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:10, archived)
# I found this in The Vatican...
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
# ... I think it should be used to protect child abusers.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
# This should win the compo
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
# BUTTER PUFF
butter puff
butter puff
butter puff
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# SURROUND SOOOOOOOOUND
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Well youve certainly told me
I feel ashamed

*wanks furiously to double headed teen porn*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:04, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
Some of those are total gash.

Quite a few, while being seamless photoshops or rather uninspired.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Yeah, in all seriousness
I haven't looked at that site for years. Those are really poor.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)
# yeah, there not all that funny.
atleast it's given us an excuse to repost our terrible, but fun, shopped images.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:13, archived)
# This one is brilliant...
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Pffftt!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:10, archived)
# You know what I like best about teen porn? Sexy teens.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:13, archived)
# sexy teens having teen sex
presumably FOR PLEASUREZ
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:16, archived)
# pleasures or moneys
either way they has sexy time
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:24, archived)
# alright dickheads
what have i missed here then? :D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Allow me to explain:
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)
# so kind
THANK YOU :)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Oh not him again!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)
# He just can't stop himself
:D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
# This deserves more attention than that fucking prick troll.
Nicely :)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Ohh to hell with it............
............can't say a bloody thing on here. You're all up each others arses it's ridiculous. Call yourselves "Photoshop Experts" ? My fucking arse. Check out "Worth 1000" www.worth1000.com/

Bye knobheads. Now post a crudely drawn cock. It's about your limit.


THIS IS SKILL............... www.worth1000.com/
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)
#

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# HaHa
My new favourite gif
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)
# can't follow the FAQ then flounces off
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# You are a photoshop expert.
aicmfp
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Do you take Zimbabwe Dollars
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Hahah!
I believe I knew your Great Uncle, who has left me his entire estate too!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)
# I like The sexy buttocks profile on that bank note
Mr mugabe can't be all that bad if he sanctioned that.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)
# You seem to have forgotten to post an image
Here, borrow mine.



Click for bigger (286 kb)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Saturn's rings are a vampire.
Also, your mum is hot.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)
# She's dead now
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Stop trying to change the subject
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
# ok, I was too lazy and skill-free to do the reflected rings
but I made an effort unlike trollprick
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# My favorite picture of all time.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
# I think I love you
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)
# ZOMG!111
cunt.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# ok
nobody here has claimed to be a PS expert. either fuck off to /talk or /links or actually do something of quality in PS yourself. if that doesn't work go and have a crywank/rub somewhere and cheer up.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)
# who calls themself a photoshop expert?
This is b3ta a place where people draw or post things that might make people laugh.
It's not an art gallery or a place to be taken seriously.
I think your tiny mind has confused this for something this isn't.
Either way you should definitely stop caring.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)
# b3ta = not art gallery
Apparently this is an art gallery
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# .
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:48, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Hello regular taking the piss
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Your full stop key is sticky
might want to wipe up your dribbles more often
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Yes, total skill.
If you don't like being here and prefer worth1000 then why not just go back over there.

I can't understand why you've come over here flouncing and throwing your toys out the pram just to bitch and gripe about cdc's and shit. I don't come go over to that site and point out good photoshoping ot berate those who have the photoshopping skills of someone at reuters using the clone tool.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)
# I checked out worth1000.com, IT IS SKILL
I am totally up everyone's arse. It's ridiculous. I'm a Photoshop Expert. Your fucking arse. I'm going to post a crudely drawn cock. It's about my limit.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:45, archived)
# See ???
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:24, archived)
# I think you've mistaken this website for an Email you wanted to send to Rob
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)
# i'm going to save myself a lot of time and anger
by putting you on ignore immediately.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)
# ffs..
You want the LINKS board... over yonder---------

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)
# yawn
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Oi Cunt FAQ
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
#
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#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# That's a tough act to follow !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Best kung fu style ever....!!!!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Slight of head <*|*>
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)
# he's got some balls, i'll give him that
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Haha! Sweet! He got some skills!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Haha yay......
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Bad to worse
Rob, what the fuck is wrong with you dude ? This shit was going on 10 years ago. Is it another "one of my mates" videos ? You actually put this in the newsletter ffs !!

Mentos/Coke etc..........

www.b3ta.com/links/Mentos_and_Coca_Cola_experiment


Lame bud. Not good.......

been done a million times.

D- Must try harder.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=12huSVSHjfI
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# eh?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)
# I think what he's saying is
"look at me: I'm a douche"
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)
# obv ill equipped to comment
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)
# It's srs biznz fella ;-)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Address it to "Rob Manuell, internet cunt"
And get the fuck off.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Happy groundhog day to the american users
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Ground hog, you say?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)
# oh fuck, not again
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)
# no this time it really is
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
# i thought it was in november
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# i stand corrected
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)
# I only know because it was mentioned on the news
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:46, archived)
# It's like Dave Ja Vous all over again !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Punxutawney Paul?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# I predict an early spring
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Over and over.....!!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Leg it ride !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:02, archived)
# LEG HUMPING MIDGET FAILS TO REACH CAMELTOE
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Trying . . . very trying !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Hatstand Woo!
Am I seeing the beginning of a certain ungulate animal's toe forming?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:05, archived)
# How ungulate animal's toe formed . . .
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:09, archived)
# From the toe to the camel toe.....!!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Going toe to toe with toe to toe !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:10, archived)
# If he runs into a snag..... he can use the ladder...!!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:13, archived)
# The rip stops there !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Have my new spang


Saw Tangled a few hours ago. Bloody wonderful, and is a minefield for spang attacks
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:02, archived)
# I like that too !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# beautiful facial animation!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)
# She's a prime candidate !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Day 5: have set up base camp in dog's water bowl area
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Haha!
(needs more camel toe...maybe)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:06, archived)
# i'd hate to see the size of the crampon that'd fit in that thing
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:11, archived)
# You did mean crampon right?
O_o
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:12, archived)
# yes i did.
filthy boy.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:13, archived)
# The longest journey begins with the first toe up !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:11, archived)
# He's setting off on the first leg of his climb as we speak...
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:11, archived)
# trying to reach those mountainous peaks
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Those peaks will flatten out.... as he gets her onto the level.....
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:15, archived)
# but if the temperature drops
he'll suddenly find he has to climb higher
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Why go that far up?
Surely half way up is good enough.I mean, that's the goal right?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:19, archived)
# why?
because it's there
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:20, archived)
# That's why they call it nippy weather....!!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:20, archived)
# heheheh
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Sheerway to Heaven
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:10, archived)
# With a Miss L Toe boost !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:12, archived)
# She has a missile toe?...There's trouble afoot.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:17, archived)
# What a heel . . . she has fallen arches !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:19, archived)
# This conversation sounds familiar...I better kick it... o/
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:24, archived)
# That's it . . . give it the boot !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:30, archived)
# I came back...
...I didn't want you sole searching.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Now I'm left with my tongue hanging out ~~~
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:57, archived)
# We be Toe-jammin'...
jammin til the break o day.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Jammed up and jelly tight !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:28, archived)
# help me find my car keys and we'll drive out....
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Great . . . good thing I brought my torch !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:29, archived)
# extreme cunt-punching!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)
# POW . . . right in the !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:57, archived)
# What would Darwin say if he could see his descendants?
The old man must be spinning in his grave

A 50' Woman is quite an evolutionary leap.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Geek!
Well spotted! :D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Amazing lurking there 3933 !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:21, archived)
# That's nothing...
2:2 in Comparative Anthropology from University of East Anglia

What kind of qualifications do you need for this sport anyway?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
# A minimalistic representation of Tubgirl
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Right up there with the rest of them ^
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# viagra?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:08, archived)
# That's just the excuse I need

Getting hard for some people to find work it seemsCFB


EDIT: (Sorry that's come out a bit big... fixing)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Hold the Mayo Clinic responsible !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Give me Ham on Five
and hold the Mayo
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Holding Virginia Mayo !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Hold the Golden Virginia
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)
# If it's still difficult after four hours . . .
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Work it, baby!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# She got the moves! :D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)
# I see you baby....
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Needs more pole.
MY pole.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Working with this sort of thing on friday.
see profile
Well, a gig's a gig ;)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Looks like she picked the wrong week to start Amphetamines.
Nicely :)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)
# where's all the scantily-clad men?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:36, archived)
# At their computers.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:38, archived)
# that's no good to me!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:41, archived)
# I've just googled them
hmmm
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)
# be careful
you'll have someone's eye out with that thing
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:48, archived)
# phwoar
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Oh God...............................................now the kids are confused.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Bi-normal activity !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:13, archived)
# The kids are alright?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:15, archived)
# One's a lefty <--
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:20, archived)
# He didn't look right.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:24, archived)
# He left right ?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Left wrong.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)
# That's pretty damned sexy.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:25, archived)
# *bokes*
time for that shower, i think.
i feel soiled just looking at this :(
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Not quite the same...
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# NO HAMPERS!
No hampers!
No hampers!
No hampers!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:53, archived)
# had him
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)
# G string me along !
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)
# ...o.k....*plucks bass*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:54, archived)
# phwoar.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:54, archived)
# You spin me right round..........baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:55, archived)
# *glees*
For some reason I'm hearing Wigfield's 'Saturday Night' when I see that though.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:56, archived)
# eh...if you must.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:00, archived)
# I take it those mushrooms you had for lunch weren't Shiitake?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Ace! :D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:23, archived)
# I like to think of it as my ace in the hole.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:26, archived)
# SEXEH TIEM
Maybe her legs had just shrink?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)
# skinny.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)
# haha
also
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Great Stuff!
:)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Bad Ninj!
*smacks hand*

;-)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# No pubes missy?

/cameoutwrong
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)
# o_O
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:44, archived)
#
felt bad for laughing at this. but then stopped feeling bad and laughed some more
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:21, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# E=BBCsquared
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:00, archived)
#
LOVE IT!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Next draw-off
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I'm going to draw a dog.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# As long as it's called Gandalf, that's just greeeeeeat.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)
# His name is Michael.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)
# I look forward to seeing your cat.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# stop making me want to watch LoTR again
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:21, archived)
# "I love you mister Frodo"
"And I love you, Sam"
*filthy hobbit sex*
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)
# if i was taking frodo's place
i'd agree with this wholeheartedly
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# MORE dead ho's?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:46, archived)
# bindun
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# What? Aww shit. When?
*edit* Searched and not come up with anything.
Does it matter since only new stuff is allowed?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)
# in the year 3434 of the second age of middle earth
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)
# At about tea time.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:53, archived)
# >FUCK
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:24, archived)
# You cannot fuck Gandalf
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)
# You can't tell me what to do.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Take off your blouse.
...Slowly.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:36, archived)
# You behave!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:42, archived)
# im a grown man so i can choose what I do now.
so there
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Won't make it, so here I whipped these up. Though I didn't draw them.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:54, archived)
# NONE SHALL PASS

(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:00, archived)
# (a b3ta classic)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Yay.....
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:01, archived)
# One does not simply draw into Mordor.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Cool,
I'll miss that one but I am summoning a draw off tomorrow...Rabbits, 7pm for Chinese new year. It's been too quiet in the evenings recently!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Unexpected?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:56, archived)
# It would be if it were a horse!
(or the spanish inquisition)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:57, archived)
# NOBODY expects the spanish inquisition!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Exactly
what with one of their chief weapons being surprise and all.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:00, archived)
# i'd go for a machine gun myself
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:07, archived)
# It would have been a very different sketch
if it had gone, "Our weapons are suprise, fear... and a phase plasma rifle in a 40-watt range."
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# and more than a little intense
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Ho. Ho. Ho.
;-)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Except the spanish inquisition
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:00, archived)
# ^What she said^
And, I imagine, subsidiaries, administratative bodies and all other sundry organizational mechanisms thereof.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:02, archived)
# oh alright, you pair of killjoys
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Not to mention the Pope.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:06, archived)
# he can go and fuck a turtle
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:07, archived)
# As insults go,
that is exceptionally 'niche'

:-)
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# :D
he deserves no less, the catholic cad!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Personally I've got used to it being a fact of everyday life.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)
# as did i
until i moved out of my parents' house
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# I'm trying. Man, am I trying.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Or cancer.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:58, archived)
# CHECK YOUR PROSTATE.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)
# A fair point,
well made.
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Unexpected horse?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)
# The best of all surprises
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)
# reminds me of this haha
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:14, archived)
# AN HERON
Alright CS? how are you, you wonderful beast?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:10, archived)
# :D
There's a bogey on your tail..... eww no someone's wiped one on your mirror!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Bloody drunken pilots!
Arf!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Is it wrong that when I see that I hear the Steve Stephens/Top Gun guitar theme?
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Daw doo doo do di do di doo doo daw di doo daw di doo daw di doo doo doo.
*giggles* I said doodoo!:O
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Hahaha...... madness....!!!
(, Wed 2 Feb 2011, 18:03, archived)

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