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# Your lack of lace disturbs me.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:07, archived)
# necktie killer
luvleee luvleee luvlee......
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# * Waits for it to animate....
...waits.....waits.....waits.....makes more coffee.....waits.....

I thought he was going to spin his bow tie?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# ^
E.Dubya style.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# :o)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# =)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Gojira! Run!

too soon? /ac
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# what colour match etc... etc...
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)
# here
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:01, archived)
# and Crtl + D
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Migration of the Wildebozos.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)
# RIS
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)
# I think the first wilderbeast
looks like Mr Fritzel

*'dernooon
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I think that's a cow
but I'm not a bovine expert
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:19, archived)
# cow/wilderbeast/platypus
I'm not fussy
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:21, archived)
# the link below is you aicmfp
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)
# poor Jane
good job it wasnt on blackpool beach in tourist season, or would that have been better?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I PAID MY £5 I WANT MY GOD DAMN RIDE
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
# I'm still giggling at the
This is Derbyshire title. Followed by the "Man arrested after sex attack on donkey".

One for the tourist board, "come to Derbyshire - shag an ass" =D
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Much Lols
and the troof
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Bear left
ARGH! A BEAR!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I've got this the wrong way round...

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Silly gnus!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:56, archived)
# happy pig is happy
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Tickle me oinker !
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# looks like woody allen
But guess he can't have pig
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

Actually I'm pretty sure he's an atheist.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# really?
Well all the pork he want's then
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Apparently he can get away with having whatever the hell he wants.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)
# including his under-age adopted daughter
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)
# don't delete posts when I'm about to reply
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Pork scratchings?
*gets coat*
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Mmmm...happy bacon.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Been a long time
"
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:12, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# :o)
In other news, I've found my b3ta taste threshold.

I just had one of my Haynes Manual templates open, a variety of nuclear reactor schematics on google image search, and the Fukushima Daiichi reactor page open on Wikipedia.

I couldn't bring myself to do it...
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
# :O I never thought I would see the day someone on B3ta refused to go a joke too far
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)
# By b3ta standards I am a model of conservatism...
(note small 'c')
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Anyone else see the irony in the fact that to cool the reactor they are now flooding it with sea water?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Despite loads of awareness to the contrary, I am always slightly taken aback when I see pictures of the aftermath of floods and it's full of stuff on fire.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# DAMN YOU
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Bill Nighy's your brother ?
Blimey
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Nope.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)
# can you get me
brooke shields number?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Oh, I've thrown a few away.
There are limits.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Interesting to discover where the line is drawn though...
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:05, archived)
# I think it has to be a personal thing.
I've made a few things over the years that, while I did think they were funny, I wasn't comfortable being personally associated with them, so I didn't post them.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# I've actually adblocked one of my own images in the past :o/
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Indeed
my first post was a napalm/girl pic. My second was a Lockerbie pic.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I was trying to work up an idea of Godzilla
turning up only to find Japan already devastated, but didn't do it in the end.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:41, archived)
# That seems like the logical progression
Earthquake, flood, nuclear meltdown and now a volcano.

After all that, Godzilla might seem refreshingly mundane.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:51, archived)
# I just imagined him turning up to party only to find he's too late
and being depressed by it all.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Not as much as Gamera.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I did think of the Godzilla / 'Oh FFS!' angle,
but thought I was too lazy tasteful to do anything about it.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)
# i think mictoboy did this before
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that IS mictoboy.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)
# You have fallen.


(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:10, archived)
# I like these.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)
# hahahaha - dark!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I like the frogs without words.
Cool painting.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Nice
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
# it's all in the eyes
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Awesome...
...as per!

*Click* :D
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Woo!
You've really captured the expression of shock/disgust on those toads.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Those fairies don't look to friendly to me
I'll take my chances with the toads.

Lovely work.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
# lovely stuff
:D
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# I like these so much...
... I want real arts versions on my walls.

How could I go about this?!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:21, archived)
# I love the focus on these
Great work. Menacing.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)
# super!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:09, archived)
# BEWARE!
:)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Where can I get my laser elephant?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Join the Empire.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# elephant-ants!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Superb sir!!!!!
*Click*

:D
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:17, archived)
# STAR WARS!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Ah...should have known!...Excellent!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:49, archived)
# is it like PE lessons where
if you forget your uniform you have to do it in your pants?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Catholic school for boys
run by priests?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Super Safari !
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Huntin' Jedi Scum Today!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Right! I have a couple of points to make



firstly, if the theme tune to Cagney and Lacey isn't in your head right now, I want to know why, and secondly just what does Tess Daly see in that lanky gibbon faced toss-monger of a husband of hers?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# If I hadn't read your summary, I'd have called RIS.
8(
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)
# It's just a silly Tess Daly/Tyne Daly joke
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I think she should have changed her name to Tess Kay.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Every little helps
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Blimey!
Cagney and Lacey is a jolt to memory
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Hay Hwarrrrrvey
How bout a cup a kwaaaaaffffeeeee
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)
# You'll be reminding us of Dempsey & Makepeace next
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# I never watched that
but Glynis Barber. MMMM
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)
# I had totally forgotten she was in Blakes Seven as well
looking even more delightful. How time flies!

Edit: Good god
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:10, archived)
# niche!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# what a strange website
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# He has a MASSIVE cock.
Sorry, IS, not has.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)
# I don't know the theme tune to Cagney and Lacey.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:04, archived)
# You can find it here:
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Can't click that. At work.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Do it when you get home then...
If you let me have your phone number, I could sing it to you down the phone...
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:08, archived)
# YOU CUNTSCRATCHING!
*updates Stylish script*


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(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
the purple.. THE PURPLE!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Hmmmm wonder what this purple link could be
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
# get your air sax out
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:08, archived)
# No...because I never watched that show...and...who cares?!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Harsh, but fair.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Not too harsh.
I went easy on him.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
# GO ON - GIVE ME ALL YOU'VE GOT!
I CAN TAKE IT

RAAARRGGGHGHHH
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:20, archived)
# It's only Monday...
...I'll catch you on Wednesday...I'm usually angry on Wednesdays.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:25, archived)
# OK
I'll remind you when I see you closer to the time
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# o/
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
# gpwm
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
#
get
porn
white
man?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:20, archived)
# an excellent suggestion!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:21, archived)
# It's gonna blow!!!!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Shit.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:31, archived)
# that's a bit harsh
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# ^ it would never actually do that
I've used artistic licence there, that's actually a photoshopped image...
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I realise that.
It would be a far more insidious 'generate a colossal amount of heat and flood an enormous area with radiation for centuries to come' type process...
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Just checking ;)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# It's not likely this will happen.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Great article!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Not what Skynews says


image could be shopped
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Just caught the latest on the beeb right now....
While they say they are "attempting to reflood the fuel chamber with seawater" there is a horrible sense of futility about it. Must be bloody awful for the team on site.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Considering what those buildings have been through,
it's testament to how fucking awesome the engineering must be to have withstood so much and still have 4 intact cores.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I have just eaten an apple and I can confirm that my core is still intact as well
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)
# I'm about to go for a poo
I'll be dumping my core, hope I don't have a melt down
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I totally agree, I wouldn't like to have put money on a UK / European reactor in similar circumstances
But it appears they now have 3 intact cores and one deep radioative sludge filled hole....

Edit: News changed That seems not to be the case now.... back to 4 cores again
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)
# That sounds like me on a saturday morning.
Badum-tisch!

edit: Joke revoked.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Bloody hell, they re-built that quick!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:52, archived)
# They had one of those' dehydrated' reactors
You just add water to.......oh
annnnnnd that's the closest I'm getting to making a joke about the whole thing.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Oh, I see...
It's just a shame there wasn't more water about on Friday when the quake hit..
Hang on... there was, wasn't there?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Well that might have made more sense to last night's feeble effort:
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Quite possible.
"It's better to be a dog in a peaceful time than be a man in a chaotic period"
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Either way, I'll be pissing up lampposts
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Sage words, man.
*contemplates*
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Feel the POWEEER!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Ding dong!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:47, archived)
# great image BUT...
Is he a bad guy?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:48, archived)
# of course!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# An absolute rotter!
;)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# he's a cad but not really bad
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Very bad ;)

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
# He he he
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:05, archived)
# (insert snarky right-wing Obamacare dental plan comment here)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Definitely a cad and a rotter.
:D

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# And a bounder!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)
# and a heel
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# a blackguard and no mistake
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
nice one Ninj
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Cheers me dears!

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha:D
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Hahahaha...
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:07, archived)
# heh heh
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:09, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Rotter's Independent Raiding?
Woo!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Dash it all, Rodders.
Rather.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:58, archived)
# JOY a new Pirates of the Caribbean film

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Flogging the greasy stain on the floor that might once have been the remains of a horse....
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I'm expecting two further movies from the franchise
until it is well and truly dead
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Number 5 is in the development stage.
Yaar! I'll slit me own gizzard.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D:D
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:45, archived)
# ^ Alan Titchmarsh?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
# so leaving Lily alone now?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:46, archived)
# But that doesn't look anything like Lily?
* Even though he is dresses up as a tramp.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# when has that ever made a difference :D
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)
# True...
Have a Random Dancer

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:57, archived)
# This
is a Reuters(?) pic of a child beeing tested for radiation ... shame on you mister ... but also yay for dancing babies. ...
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Did you not see the full thread yesterday?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Smeeeee... heeeee.....

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
He's such a smug git that one with teh glasses!

*Click*

:D
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:37, archived)
# They all seem a bit smug to me...
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Ha ha!
Bonus points for leaving that unbearable git in the red unshopped!!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:38, archived)
# :D
He gives me the willies....
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Erm he gives you what
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Eeeep!
:D

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Me too. Plus he's actually a bit shit and never seems to know anything.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I hate that show.
There's about 6 minutes of actual quiz per episode. The rest is just smug prevarication.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:43, archived)
# 6 minutes of program squeezed into 30 minutes in a way that only the bbc could manage
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:45, archived)
# This is the new standard.
I saw a show yesterday...6 clips repeated 10 times in 30 minutes. (minus commercials, the actual show is about 6 minutes of material)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?
Woo!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:04, archived)
# I feel ill.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)
# the most smug moment in that program is when daphne says she was the winner of 15 to 1
.
.
.
TWICE
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Nice text work!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Cheers Barbie!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Haha keating.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Splendid!
:D

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:42, archived)
# nice :D
also, conan o'barbarian
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I thought it was Morgan Freeman at first.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# KOFIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Love one. 2 sugars please.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:54, archived)
# 2 'sugars' coming up
In other news - I just had a cracking mug of tea to wash down my wholemeal toast smothered in Marmite XO. YUM!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Mmmm...
But wholemeal bread has no place in the modern world. Either white or straight to full granary for me.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:02, archived)
# it was a touch on the granary side
it had bits in
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Ah well that's OK then.
Any bread with which you can dislodge a filling is definitely granary.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:10, archived)
# the bits left in the bottom of the bag look like gerbil food
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:13, archived)
# that sounds just awesome
I've got a Bombay Bad Boy King Pot Noodle to look forward to at lunchtime

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:03, archived)
# cor!
I've had a bit of a gastro weekend. Huge steak on Friday, huge Chinese buffet on Saturday (including freshly cooked steak in pepper sauce) and a fabulously well cooked rump/chicken combo at the pub last night.

*burp*

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Would not want to be after you in the lav...
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:11, archived)
# yeh - my insides have had a workout!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:12, archived)
# tl;dr.....for a Monday morning....
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Summary...
George W. Bush is a fuckwit
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:58, archived)
# he was also a great leader
I miss the chimp
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:00, archived)
# he's got his own tyre at Dallas Zoo now
and all the shit he can fling
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:11, archived)
# :D
ARF
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:58, archived)
# nice tat work Ninj!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo!
:D
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Sad but true Conan is being remade
www.imdb.com/title/tt0816462/

It will be shitter then shit
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:16, archived)
# First name on the cast list is Ron Perlman...
and he's always good value.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:24, archived)
# so you haven't watched Season of the witch then
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Correct.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I wouldn't bother
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Very nicely done. I love the tattoo....
:D

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Cheers Moleypoos!
:D
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Lovely and agreed ^
the shine on that tat is super

Cohen the Barbarian always was a fav.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:58, archived)
# To tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his loafered feet.
Crom!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Brilliant.
Edit: he'll cut his fingers off if he holds the sword like that though.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:10, archived)
# He has a sword with very little blade.
The bottom bit is more like an additional hilt.
*loves Conan*
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# as it's been ages since a new thread
please allow me to fill the awkward silence with a quick and dirty and mustapha bindun

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Tingly on the nose...
Nicely!

ALSO: since search is buggered, does anyone have a good "Doing it Wrong" image that I could use elsewhere?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:21, archived)
# this type of thing?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:26, archived)
# I'd rather have something from b3ta.
Google's a bit anonymous.

EDIT: Waaaaaah! That's SO wrong.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha oh that's an evil evil image
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:51, archived)
# hahaha .. love that Youtube hedgehog
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Ooooh - that's good!
Do you mind if I use it? I'll credit it to you, but if you want me to use your real name or pimp your graffik deseyn company in a link, gaz me.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha... that's got to be the best one EVER!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:03, archived)
#
in my defence the url does actually lead to a relevant picture...
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:07, archived)
# ^horse link
[edit] non horse link
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)
# ^ base slander
;p

'ning sir. Pleasant weekend?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:22, archived)
# if you mean, was I drunk? then yes..it was 'pleasant'
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:29, archived)
# ^ Spoil Sport
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:30, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:33, archived)
# 4 in 1?
Should that not be 1 in 4?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:24, archived)
# erm, maybe?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Also, that duster he's flying
should be an F18.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:30, archived)
# F18?
My keyboard only goes up to F12?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Behold
the power of the Sheen
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha
gotta love teh Sheen
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:32, archived)
# I remember when gayshift were obsessed with him
Every morning I'd wake up to /board full of odd pictures of Sheen getting into weird adventures and shit

Seems like the whole internet has become circa-2005 gayshift since then
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Clearly
They have the torch, and are leading the way
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Doctor Dyslexia is now his agent
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:52, archived)
# hahawoo, but 'fraid so
b3ta.com/board/10334094
but if you spray into a bag and inhale, this happens:
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Oh I didn't doubt it at all
almost identical too!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Whether he's entirely mental or just trolling the planet, you gotta admire his style..
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:03, archived)
# That's fucking lush
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:21, archived)
# that video is awesome
he's a genius
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Spot the difference!

you might have to be over a certain age to remember William Hague!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:00, archived)
# Current Foreign Secretary
and eastenders baddy


Quick and dirty just how I love it
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:03, archived)
# one has a tie?
ning all
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Ning Finite
And Shatner would find one sexually attractive, I leave it to everyone else to guess which one
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:22, archived)
# that man
would fuck a dog if it was green
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:36, archived)
# who wouldn't ^_^
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:42, archived)
# *grabs green paint*
ROCK ON
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Well hello pretty green thing
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeens
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:25, archived)
# You aren't wrong!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:28, archived)
# what did you change?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:30, archived)
# I made The Mekon look more human
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Ahhh now I see it, very subtle
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:36, archived)
# hahaha
shrek crossed with the mekon!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Ha-ha! Yeah, pretty much.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:35, archived)
# In other news: This morning's /board stats reads like a conversation between two guys that only live to laugh.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:44, archived)
# fuck have I really been posting that much
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:47, archived)
# only 8 more than me...
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:01, archived)
# and a lot less then Smash
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:06, archived)
# lines 29 and 30
...


:)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Your right...
If you read all the random quotes in order, it kind of makes sence...
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:03, archived)
# For some reason all of 44 messages - and 100% of it was 'Nice!'
I blame the flu, it ate my brain.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Fuck am I reading all of those
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:47, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALBERT!

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:29, archived)
#

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:29, archived)
# Happy Birthday indeed!

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:04, archived)
# hahaha
the secret ingredient - SCIENCE!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:18, archived)
# nice apple work, is that a gift from the ghost of Newton
(who obviously hung around Einstein's place like a dead Jedi)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:35, archived)
# "Use the gravitational constant, Albert"
whooooooo!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:38, archived)
# *FUCKSOCKS!
I never said I studied history or science

Yes, yes it it a present form Newton.

Ohhh... have this pea then!

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
I just assumed you were being ironic or sarcastic.

hahahahahahahahahaha
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Apparently, everything is relative so that's ok?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:56, archived)
# oh yes :)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Does that mean that I am related to Wasp Box?
* Shudders
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:01, archived)
# *SPLUFFS*
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:16, archived)
# haha

(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Who, me?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Ning Wobbly
And Happy Birthday AL you big gay mad man
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:46, archived)
# ningP
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:49, archived)
# tru fax Einstein never slept for longer then 20 minutes
he would have quick naps through the day and night so he could continue working
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:06, archived)
#
working wanking
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Good ol' Bertie 'Stein.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:37, archived)
#
CLICK
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 5:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 6:02, archived)
# ^ David Soul?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 6:42, archived)
# I prefer this one.
I really like your "it clearly shouldn't register to me as a human form but for some reason it still is; despite being strange shapes and weirdly coloured and textured and shit" art
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:02, archived)
# Who's he?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 6:40, archived)
# they don't call him trig for nothing you know?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 2:09, archived)
# I thought it was because he loved working out geometric equations?
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:45, archived)
# I watched an episode of The Professionals this weekend
and Trig was an international hitman called Ramos! Hilarious.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:14, archived)
# You're a doodle, Mama.
Photobucket
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 2:05, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 2:09, archived)
# Would
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 6:16, archived)
# YES!
so good for.

3 dimensional cinema was exactly the thing driving miss daisy was invented for.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:03, archived)
# haha
and haha also to CaptainMaak
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:39, archived)
# Nice!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:07, archived)
# Good work
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Mangetout, Trig, mangetout
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:01, archived)
# haha
delboywagon ENGAGE
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:02, archived)
# I would, but I cba ripping the source.
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Nosferatrotter
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Blahd!
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Fuckin' A!
\o/
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:00, archived)
# haha..good 1
i can imagine someone doing an obi wan out of it
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 8:55, archived)
# Hahaha
This is genius :)
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# haha
perfick
(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:14, archived)

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