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[challenge entry] This actually creeped me out.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:36, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Surely characters that should be Happytoasted.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:41, archived)
# they were about 4 years ago
wasn't particularly happy with the result though
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Mrs SLVA
wanted to recreate one of your pics in cross-stitch. I told her she was potty.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:53, archived)
# *does the shrieking pointing thing*
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:39, archived)
# no, that's the remake
the original was far more unsettling
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:42, archived)
# she looks feisty
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Where did the reply to this go?
She was a bit, and still is.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:43, archived)
# I deleted it
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Swine.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:49, archived)
# as always, if you have any questions
or gripes please see our complaints desk :)
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:53, archived)
# That's the helpdesk at my broadband provider.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:56, archived)
# you just need to know how not to take any of their shit..
/upgraded from 10mg to 20mg and a free wifi router for heehaw blog
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:59, archived)
# I'm in Hull
We have one broadband provider. Like it or lump it is their tagline.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)
# arf :)
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Ooooh..... nasty.
:D

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:49, archived)
# It always bugged me as a teenager. When i say bugged, I mean 'put me off'


and the first frame is untouched

Edit: First new thread in an hour and three quarters, what's going on?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:16, archived)
# WHAT ARE WE?

EDIT: No one likes John McEnroe and no one know who Madison Riley is, Sorry about that..
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Still would
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:23, archived)
# I once shouted "WE'RE WIDE WAKE!" to her as she slept on Brighton beach...
She jumped up and chased me, throwing a bottle of water at me...

Oh how we laughed
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:26, archived)
# And then you shagged, right?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:28, archived)
# like an ape
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:30, archived)
# The bottle? Yes..
NING Vag
NING Paul
NING Prodge
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Ning Wobbley
5 posts to take the top spot
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Good nings WB!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)
# arf :)
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:30, archived)
# and I bet you're a looker
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:29, archived)
# inhaler crack-en
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:30, archived)
# ?
is this a "she's got a slightly larger nose than is your personal preference" animation, or am I missing something?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:34, archived)
# slightly?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:36, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:40, archived)
#
i made this in homage to your photoshop filters man, sorry its a bit shit.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:36, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:37, archived)
# lolz
I like
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:15, archived)
# I couldn't find any really fit birthday girls for this morning post....
So here is an image of John McEnroe having a furious wank.


(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 7:33, archived)
# Try harder
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 7:37, archived)
# Isabelle Huppert?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 8:04, archived)
# Erik Estrada?
looks like he's had his CHiPs.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 8:08, archived)
# As I said "I couldn't find any really fit birthday girls for this morning post"
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Flava Flav?
Rapper Nate dogg died last night and I'm in mourning



by mourning I mean I don't really care just seen it on facebook
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Oh ok... Have Madison Riley then
I don't know who she is but happy birthday anyway!


Original
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 8:11, archived)
# No Peaches Geldoff?
Good.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Who *are* these people?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Fuck knows... But I would!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Flavor Flav would have been good
:D
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 8:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Haha
I was just thinking of doing something similar.
Thinking was as far as I got though.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:05, archived)
# You cannot be serious
The ball was itchy!!

'nings!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 8:44, archived)
# NING XLV11
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 5:31, archived)
# Oh my word!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:03, archived)
# arf
they look happy :D
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:15, archived)
# crap
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 4:14, archived)
# wonderful, as ever.
:D
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Only 2 Microcivets!

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 3:36, archived)
# When you put it like that
it doesn't seem so bad.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 3:41, archived)
# Or should that me Millicivets?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 3:42, archived)
# Only if it's funnier
or more scientifically correct.
Or you feel like it.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 5:05, archived)
# I'm in your internets, beatin you ups.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 1:41, archived)
# pow..right in the kisser!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 2:27, archived)
# that is superb, much more so now i've ignored sister nutmeat.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 2:49, archived)
# STEP AWAY FROM MY INTERNETS
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 3:16, archived)
# JUST INTERNET'S
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 3:29, archived)
# STEP AWAY FROM MY INTERNETS

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 2:27, archived)
# !!!!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 2:32, archived)
# YEHH YOU HEARD RIGHT MATE

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 2:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 2:40, archived)
# QUESTIONS ARE JUST ANSWERS YOU HAVEN'T MET YET
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 2:45, archived)
# "Not a belief, beliefs are only framed in unknown of - just do it's"

What a confusing place that is.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 2:56, archived)
# JUST DO IT'S
BELEIVE IT'S
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 3:03, archived)
# wow! A lot of love went into that page
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 3:19, archived)
# LOVE IT'S
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 3:28, archived)
[challenge entry] no idea why?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Hahhahahah
*gasps*
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Kill it with flaming shit hammers
and flying cockbeavers!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahhaha
Guaranteed FP HERE
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:26, archived)
# jinx!
;p
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:46, archived)
# ^ lily allen :D
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:30, archived)
# i saw that out of the corner of my eye, the girlfriend was watching it
Lilly came across as a right stuck up cow. Nice norks though! ;0
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:47, archived)
# What's this from?
SRC PLS
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:50, archived)
# it was on that programe about lilly allen being a vapid shop owner instead of being a vapid pop star
try 4od
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Not available in my area :)
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 1:01, archived)
# search the net for "lily allen rags to riches episode 1"
Someone will have capped it.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 2:38, archived)
# had to endure that shit at work last night
thought it was a one off but ohh nooo its a bloody series.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 7:58, archived)
# * Fantastic program
* Especially the bit where she said she was giving up music!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 6:49, archived)
# Creeping out to avoid another night with the wife.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:44, archived)
# or back in....
from an evenings naked minority baiting.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Congratulations on a well deserved FP!
:D
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:44, archived)
# double jinx!!!
;P
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:49, archived)
# No...
Just wait a little while.....
:D
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:51, archived)
# What hours does the magic donkey do these days?
Is it still a 24 hour shift?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:58, archived)
# I didn't think the magic donkey ever slept?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 1:00, archived)
# Tha magic donkey is always asleep.
We're all part of his dream.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 1:02, archived)
# You've blown my mind.
Hippy.
:D

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Hehehe :D
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:50, archived)
# oh my.
i need to go to sleep after looking at that.
it is really quite wrong.
:)
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:50, archived)
# sweet dreams!
:)
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 1:01, archived)
# Argggghhh
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Yay!
Is this a new version of QWOP?!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 1:12, archived)
# Comp it under Kunt Royal Wedding Video
And they'll put it in the Fucksticks music video
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 1:12, archived)
# done
and done! :)
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 2:24, archived)
# oh my fucking god, this is scary
and brilliant *click*
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 1:39, archived)
# jesus
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 1:49, archived)
# I find his lack of underpants disturbing.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 1:54, archived)
# this is
AMAZING!!!!


hahahahahaha!!!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 2:46, archived)
# For God's Sake!!!
I've only just woken up!!!!
:D
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 6:01, archived)
# oh mamma.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 7:57, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 8:35, archived)
# ugh
but also Yay!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Gets a click from
me.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 8:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely done!
*click*
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 8:51, archived)
# This is excellent
He is so pleased with himself
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 9:51, archived)
# fuck me that's freaky!!!
very good though!
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Excellent!
Great, great work and truely creepy *click*
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# This makes no sense.
But I'm trying to do #apicaday and it was late.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Nicely
old chap.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:35, archived)
# hahahahhahaa
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Dots lost him sticks :(
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:57, archived)
# haha
love that.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:06, archived)
# lovely stuff
:)
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Haha:D
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:49, archived)
# I love this.
:D
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:51, archived)
# He's spotted someone behind him
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Laaaaaaaaaaag
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 7:46, archived)
[challenge entry] What biscuits are best for dunking?


(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:32, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Damn your eyes.
I went to find some episodes on Youtube. I didn't know they'd revived it in 2005.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Nor did I.
Are they shit?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 8:39, archived)
# ever wonder how two inventors have the same mental image but develop in totally different directions?


Edison could have invented the Doner Kebab if he'dd only have had his eye on what the public REALLY wanted...

(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:39, archived)
# MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB...
...doner with extra chilli.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Mmm!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:32, archived)
# More Beaver-Chickens


(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha, this is madness!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:39, archived)
# MADNESS?
Yes, I suppose it pretty much is.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)
# COCKBEAVER
Now I'm going to get the nightmares again *sadface*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The Liver Birds.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Needs more NeriOS Molesthes.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)
# The combination
of Nerys and "I Like Bukkake" has me all a-quiver.

I like your stuff.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:30, archived)
# nerios!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Ahem.....if I may..
RAAAAAWWWK!!!!!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:41, archived)
# ah, them were the days when the swear filter was running.
cranberries and happy baby oranutang's to everyone.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:38, archived)
# :DD
(, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Monkey Glands.......
This has bindun.

I shall get mine coat.......
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Bored tonight, so I done a scribble:
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Top draw!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Take that!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Oh hai Macross Jetfire
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Quite awesome.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
# FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!1
WOO original post too btw
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Woo.
three of my favourites..
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Transformers insta-click
I like it a lot :)
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Experimenting with hand drawn animation. Involving lemons.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Nice foot tapping :)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Nice, yet strangely sinister :)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Yeah I was thinking about having the lemon stand guy being beat up after a pause.
I couldn't think of an applicable instrument for the lemon to hit him with though.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:06, archived)
# The lemon kicks and stamps him to death, then crushes his body onto one of these:
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I like it.
I was planning on having him kicked in some but I might try the lemon squeezer too.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:23, archived)
#
bottle of gin (?)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Yes please.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Squirt him in the eye with lemon juice.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# I like this.
It sounds like some sort of suicidal move.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# A lemon party, my dear Watson
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Not
LIMES?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Not bitter enough.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Very well. Carry on.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# He should come through a door.
Then the whole thing would be lemonentry, my dear Watson.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# indubitably
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)
# If the man ate the lemon and then got cramps, that would be alimentary, my dear Watson
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:48, archived)
# *Beams In*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# SET PHASERS TO SYMPATHY
pffffft
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Needs more Midsomer Murders.

I got told off by one of the managers at work once for using the term "manpower". She followed this by making an aside to her colleague that men are such divs.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# haha men are not Cascading Style Sheets!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Its political correctness gone MAD! In space.
Excellent :D
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)
#

(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)
#
hahaha
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 7:49, archived)
# I like the idea of aggressive sexism
Pepe le Pew springs to mind
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Hahaha
His face in the second from bottom! :D :D
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Spocks face liked to be on the bottom.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:06, archived)
# *Delurks*
Fucking woo!

*beams back elsewhere*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# pike looks like simpn pegg after a house fire.

and WOO!

How did you find out about my skiddy undies?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:41, archived)
# I do like memebase. It is the essense of joke over technique.

and as the technique is so very very poor that makes the numerator/denominator thing work even if it's an shite concept for a picture
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:36, archived)
# welcome to teh internetz rwh! :)
you should try hello.jpg and lemonparty too :D:D:D:D:D:D

*contains good-natured sarcasm
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:38, archived)
# just to make it ABSOLUTELY CRYSTAL CLEAR
this was my image that I made. Not a steal/link etc. I know what happens to bad people who do that....

EDIT oh you quick-editing bastard! :-)

Edit Edit- I say 'made', it's a bit like saying you 'made' an El Paso Taco i.e. out of cconstituent parts already supplied to you.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)
# I'd guessed that
I just thought you were referring to just having discovered the FUUUUUUUUUUUU meme.

Carry on.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)
# I should add (as though a hollywood movie)
this composition was inspired by a real story*






* this is an asterisk
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Oh, you go for the old: "Fucking taps splashed me!" excuse too?
Better than admitting the desolate truth that not only did you stand too close to the urinal, but you also pissed a bit too hard.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Homebase? I can collect Nectar points there
Edit: If I do splash water on my keks I will use the hot air hand dryer or Top tip No.2 reverse your trousers (people are unlikely to point out that you have soiled yourself)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# No
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:33, archived)
# seconded
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:37, archived)
# b3ta is supposed to be a 4Chan meme free zone
Stick this on reddit instead, they have an ENTIRE BOARD devoted to this shit
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Put this on Reddit and people will queue up to suck your cock balls and anus
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 1:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Sharon Stone's pre-Basic Instinct role

(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# her most realistic role
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:31, archived)
# It was all down hill from there on for her
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# she wasnt a baddy in that was she?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:54, archived)
# according to the google search "female baddies" she is
I don't think I've ever watched it for the plot anyway ;)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Aces!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:04, archived)
# ...eww!...
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:08, archived)
#
:D
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] *shivers*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# One Flew Over The MASH Nest?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:25, archived)
#
something like that but congrats to whoever thought up this compo. tis a goodun!
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:40, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:04, archived)
# haha
*clicks*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:12, archived)
# haha well done howdy
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Haha it's so true
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 0:03, archived)
# hahaha
i really enjoyed that film (not m*a*s*h)
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:22, archived)
# me too - top film
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:27, archived)
# The film M*A*S*H was fucking superb
The series was shit.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Also +1 million internet points for using characters from the film, not from the TV series
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:23, archived)
# coo ta!
*takes 1 million points and buys a lottery ticket*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Oddly
Altman's kid wrote the lyrics for Suicide is Painless at age 14.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll get me coat . . .
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# hahahah
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:07, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# *headdesks*
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# 8D
Fantastic - I'd watch that - from behind the couch.
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Haha! Nice one
Is that a Minotaur or is it Patrick Stewart?
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:27, archived)
# pfffffft
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)

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