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baa

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mutated monty, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)

hahahahah

maaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)

makes me

think of www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI8eaUWf5aE#t=215 (NSFW because of suggested videos' thumbnails)

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Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:12, archived)

The pushmepullyousuckyouoff?

Nice!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)

I think the middle one

looks more like a pie lapper than a pipe muncher.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)

The middle bit has no genitalia.

It can gobble what it likes. I think it likes you.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:40, archived)

GM Lamb!

top work, but that really goes without saying Cyriak

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:36, archived)

well, its the best I can muster on a sunny bank holiday

baa!

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mutated monty, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)

I'm completely devoid of inspiration today

which is a shame I have to go back to work tomorrow - daylight's burning!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)

superb:D.................mine went wrong :(

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)

hehehe

nightmarish

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mutated monty, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)

Same stupidity. Twice the poo.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)

hahaha

mate grinds think alike

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)

Pass the mind bleach please!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)

aab!

Lovely stuff, montgomery.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)

Haha Jesus!

Great if you're a fan of lamb's eye soup these creatures

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Sheep!, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)

pfft,

please tell me that isn't a real recipe?

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mutated monty, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:56, archived)

Not sure

I watched Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom the other day, it features in the banquet scene :)

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Sheep!, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 17:00, archived)

Man I saw that scene.

A lot of hysterical lady-screaming and fainting, it's not aged well has it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:02, archived)

It is a bit tacky

"Ooo, look at foreigners and their funny foods"

Still, I like the other two films

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Sheep!, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:18, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 17:24, archived)

O NO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:01, archived)

You will regret mocking them!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jtl8iiFAjI

Or not...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)

Cerbahhrus?

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Rico, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:59, archived)

yay!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:07, archived)

All is ace here......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:45, archived)

ooh

that's a good un.
I don't know why but it reminds me of something from the film Society. Quite creepy!
: D

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(Testicles just for you, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:21, archived)

GUILTYLOLS

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:22, archived)

hahahahahahah

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FIEND, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:32, archived)

Starts Singing..

♫ When I'm licking windows...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)

I go window licking to earn an honest bob.
For a belming mong it's an interesting job
Now it's a job that just suits me, a window licker you will be.
If you could see what I can see When I'm licking windows.

The honeymonging couples too,
you should see them belm and coo.
You'd be surprised at things they do
When I'm licking windows.

Now Downsy Dave that is my name
And Window licking is my game,
Now no two windows taste the same
When I'm licking windows.

I like to sing this little song
I sometimes sing it all day long
Mmmmng MMMng MMMng Bhaaaawoooo Mnnnnnnnng!
When I'm licking windows.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:49, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:55, archived)

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)

my arty site

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:13, archived)

Are you sure it's not a Kiwi ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:26, archived)

Is that a Beaver?

It certainly looks like a big beaver tail...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)

Educate yo'self.

www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/bbirds/coot.html

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:37, archived)

COLIN! COLIN! COLIN!!!

Doubledown Farm/blog

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:15, archived)

It's the conversion that worrying it.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:34, archived)

i thought it was geoff capes bothering one of his budgies

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:51, archived)

Oh, I see!

Not scanning for me, eh?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 17:39, archived)

Yay for Coots. Lovely

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)

First post and its via MS Paint ;)

Been following the board for years and have finally got round to signing up! Greetings!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:43, archived)

hahaha NEWMAN

Click the edit link under your post and paste this in and your image will show up:
<img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y190/beh3moth/jurassicfat.jpg" />

You got it! Welcome :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:47, archived)

Yep, more meat for the grinder... :) Yeah I worked it out thanks! The tutorial was a bit too complicated for me.

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)

crikey cripse.....there's a thing.

welcome

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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)

Thanks! :) Nice to be here 'offically'.

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:51, archived)

Dude/Ma'am - go to 'Edit' on your post and put < at the start, and > at the end of your image html..

EDIT: Huzzah! Welcome.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:48, archived)

Thanks! Nice to be here!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:52, archived)

This fresh meat looks like living past it's use by date.

Hurrah!

Pull up a chair, shop a raptor.

edit: just looked at the image challenge page. Most unpopular challenge evar.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:56, archived)

I forgot to say,

if you're limited to MSPaint for budgetary reasons, try this:
www.getpaint.net/

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)

Thanks kindly, will check this out!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:10, archived)

or as a free Photoshop alternative

www.gimp.org/

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)

I kinda like gimp.

I think Paint.NET is a little easier to use and much better for tarting up photos, though.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)

I think gimp has more features almost as many as Photoshop thesedays.

Just like Blender the free open-source software are really coming along being almost, and in some cases, exceeding the features of expensive software Blender is to get a GPU Renderer and the features are surpassing the pro software.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)

Blender is something I really want to use.

The tutorial doeszn;t quite seem to match to what buttons are actually there, though.
PDN has most of the features of tattyshop and a load more user-made plug-ins. I found lines were really not intuiive in GIMP. YMMV.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)

Depends on the version of Blender you're using the newest most stable version is available here

www.blender.org/development/release-logs/blender-257/

I would also recommend www.blendercookie.com/

and www.blenderguru.com/

start with the easiest first to get used to the interface and navigation.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)

I've tried to get to grips with Blender but it's too complicated for me

e-book on Blender here
en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Blender_3D:_Noob_to_Pro#Table_of_Contents

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 17:18, archived)

There are enough tutorials and I was completely stuck with Blender first time I downloaded it

but after many hours of googling for tutorials I started to get to grips with the interface and a lot of it is intuitive once you know how to get around.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 17:29, archived)

you didn't say the magic word....

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)

I hate this hacker shit!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:02, archived)

this is a Unix system - I know this!

/movie quote of the 90s

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:06, archived)

I remember that scene, worst user interface evar!

(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:08, archived)

uh uh uh!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:08, archived)

hello, newman.....

(literally - you are a new man on here)

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:07, archived)

Uh uh uh. You didn't say the magic word...

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)

And *what* is the magic word, Dr Venkman?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)

Twinkies

What about the twinkies?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:50, archived)

Thou shalt have no other game but Darts....

God heart comic sans.

And seams.

(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:28, archived)

Aces, dude.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:57, archived)

Nicely!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

Haha

So the "Flights from Egypt" was a darts shop in Cairo

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)

Home and away?

I don't get it.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)

i just caught the end of that film and it was really terrible

really

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:38, archived)

Nice!

Although it made me make this:

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:50, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:01, archived)

Bwahahahaha!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:05, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)

oh fuck yes

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10397103

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)

Have a token gesture

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:44, archived)

STAR WARS!!!!!

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:46, archived)

The Tesco Metro re-brand wasn't a great success

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)

But still cheaper than Sainsbury

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:29, archived)

FAKE.

No harbour.

Otherwise, chuffing awesome!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)

Oh excuse me! Oh will you excuse me?

I'm just trying to find the bridge...
Has anybody seen the bridge?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:44, archived)

Where can I buy one?

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)

Bridge?

(Have you seen the bridge?)
I ain't seen the bridge!

(Where's that confounded bridge?)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:46, archived)

(Turtlecrumpets, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)

Picard loves a vibrating matey in the tub.

And you can tell him I said that.
Afternoon, all!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)

Ahoy, Matey!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)

* Waits for it to animate...

Oh hang on... you did that didn't you...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)

heh heh!

i think paul p made this originally, i just added the matey.
i thought it needed it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)

Say hello

to my little friend

(Turtlecrumpets, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)

Is that what he's saying to his nephew?

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Rico, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:41, archived)

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FIEND, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)

(Turtlecrumpets, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)

Hahaha silliness

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)

I REGRET NOTHING!!

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Rico, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)

Silliness!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:34, archived)

Make it Sir!

(UTB, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:53, archived)

Thats gay.

And so are you.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:43, archived)

i made something that isn't utter carp today, yay

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:17, archived)

Flying Dropbears?

They're going to seriously fuck someone up.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)

this is a young 'en, they're not dangerous until they get a bit older

then they turn into... dun, dun, duurrr

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)

*fears*

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)

FUCK!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)

no yoda you doing it wrong.

Like this :D

(herman:D, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)

Kids, eh?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)

SPANG!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)

*wants some comedy goats*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:51, archived)

I dont know whats happening to that cat

but i like it

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)

Easter bunny resumes normal activities after his busy festive season

(Turtlecrumpets, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)

and the lifeguards are back on duty

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:46, archived)

Sand = Check

Camel toe = ?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)

Mangina

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)

yep

sorry to say it, but this guy tucks it all behind

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)

Wow...

...Leonardo Di Caprio has a wazzo pair of jugs!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:38, archived)

I'm not clicking it until...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)

easter pea

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)

ha ha!

i don't know why, but i like this more than i think i should

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)

^This

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)

I love this one!

Also (as if you'd seen enough of them over the last few days...):
www.b3ta.com/board/10400415
www.b3ta.com/board/10400536
www.b3ta.com/board/10400496

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)

Totally!

\o/

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Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)

This...in awe

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:13, archived)

non sequitor LOL

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:50, archived)

I don't really like cats either Yoda, but that's just cruel.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)

Ave it, you puss!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)

Electrikitty.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)

Kill 'im kitty.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)

I know nothing about Star Trek

I even had difficulty finding the font, because I was looking for Star Wars.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)

Yeah, Bruce Boxleitner / Riker really does look like a Thumb

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)

NING B3TA!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:05, archived)

My name is Al

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:12, archived)

You can call me Al

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:13, archived)

er, whut?

It's Al Pacino/Jason Lee (My name is Earl)
Not Al Pacino/Paul Simon

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:15, archived)

I know.

I just like that song.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:22, archived)

You got it!

and it's both their Birthdays today...

Ning Toasty!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:15, archived)

gah! too slow, i was sure i was in for a prize

liking the new b'day theme

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:18, archived)

And it's mine

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:20, archived)

happy birthday older person

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:24, archived)

Cheers :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:26, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM B3TA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:25, archived)

Thanks :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:25, archived)

Have yourself a happy little birthday

/Judy Garland blog.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:32, archived)

Gay

Thanks you poofy gay bender
And happy ANZAC Day

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:41, archived)

Hmm.

It seems to be how it's treated here. 'Happy ANZAC Day' is a bit of an odd phrase, much like 'Happy Remembrance Sunday'. It's right that it's observed here, but a lot of nationalistic morons treat it as an excuse to have a go at foreigners.
However, I really don't get why it's seen as the formative event in the recognition of Australia and New Zealand as countries, especially when you look at the casualty figures, as many here seem to think only Aus and NZ were involved.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:51, archived)

idiots!

everyone knows it was only america in the war

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:37, archived)

The War started in 1917 and again in 1941.

Otherwise the world was in darkness.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:52, archived)

Because it wasn't their war

and Gallipoli was such a fucking shower of shite.

It is hard to imagine more hardship and bravery than that.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:24, archived)

what?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)

God knows why Turkey was anyone's war.

All sides suffered, Turks, French, British, ANZACS, the lot. Reading about how many died in a flash flood when the soldiers on both sides were too ill, cold and exhausted to climb out of their slit trenches rather than drown makes me feel very relieved I've never had to face that sort of thing.
Just finished reading one of the funniest war stories ever written about how a Welshman and an Australian fooled the Turks into being exchanged by convincing them they were telepathic.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)

a book, or online?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)

A book called "The Road to Endor".

There aren't many books that will make laugh like a kid on nitrous oxide, but this was one.
Looks like someone's taken advantage of the copyright expiry:
www.lulu.com/product/paperback/the-road-to-en-dor/174034
Expensive compared to 2nd-hand on Amazon. Having published on Lulu, I can see they're making up to 14 squid a copy.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)

cheap by aus standards though

you've certainly seen how much books costy over here.

thanks for the link, i shall take a look at it.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)

Fair point.

I love QBD and Basement Books in Sydney - much cheaper and more likely to have decent wildlife books.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)

if it's not in the library accros the road i figure it's not good enough for my library

I should probably get out and explore Sydney a bit more

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)

Whereabouts are you?

/stalker blog

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)

North Sydney

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)

Aha.

I live in Hornsby.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:09, archived)

*refers to google maps*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:33, archived)

wow, that's quite a way out then

i've no idea why, but i thought you were more central than that

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:37, archived)

30 minutes up the North Shore line from you.

Some nice bush land around here.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)

ah, that's not too bad then.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:14, archived)

Free:

www.archive.org/download/roadtoendor00unkngoog/roadtoendor00unkngoog.epub

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:00, archived)

happy birthday

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:52, archived)

All the best! :P

Ning all.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:49, archived)

happy b'day

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:51, archived)

Thanks everyone

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:52, archived)

Birthday boy!

Enjoy, sir.

EDIT:

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Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:18, archived)

Happy Birthday day!

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)

Happy birthday

(herman:D, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)

and after a busy night in the office, birthday girl Sara Paxton could not decide what pantz to wear...

Saucy

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:23, archived)

mmmm.....she's a vision of delightfulness.

not sure about her facial expression here though, it looks like she's reminiscing about when she got those stains

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:46, archived)

or how to get rid of them!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:08, archived)

She certainly is...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)

Have you been in my matter transporter, again?

Stay out of my lab!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)

Nicolas Cage as let himself go.

Did he have a stroke after the bees incident?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)

NiNG WoBBLy

(herman:D, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)

^ That

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)

quick mash up

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:19, archived)

Needs more articulated lorries smashing into the houses.

Satnav, eh?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:28, archived)

they're great, if you know where you're going

mine will random decide to send you back home again, so you have to pay attention, though it jasn't done it in a while.
another time it was insistant that we tuen off the road and drive down somebody driveway

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:33, archived)

This is why computers will never rule the world.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:38, archived)

Wasn't there a Dukes of Hazard version of that?

EDIT: Also, NING Colonel Real

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:06, archived)

Ning ning!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:14, archived)

yep, impressed that you remembered

*feels accomplished*

Ning!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:20, archived)

anyone still here?

Julian Glover head swap with Julian Glover

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:28, archived)

i am but i'm going to bed now

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:31, archived)

g'night/day

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:57, archived)

I am here.

Desperately trying to get this fecking proposal sorted and realising a huge section is not going to be done before the deadline unless some people at a different institute take a shine to me.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:36, archived)

so, are edinburgh or melbourne the options then?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:57, archived)

Possibly.

Unemployment beckons also.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:02, archived)

And a wafer-thin chance of a lectureship at Adelaide.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:02, archived)

but, would you want to live in Adelaide?

i talked to Laura about where else we'd live in Oz the other week, she wasn't exactly bursting with positive things to say about Adelaide

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:20, archived)

Apparently it's quite nice and relaxed.

And Sydney's far too humid. It's like living in a sumo's jockstrap i the summer: hot, sweaty and full of itself.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:21, archived)

oh fuck yes!!

summer's over here when i start putting the boxers back on

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:24, archived)

Ah well, it's probably all academic anyway (if you'll pardon the pun).

Probably end up in Edinburgh doing something that's relevant, but not my own research, or unemployed back home.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:36, archived)

Edinburgh's alright, in parts.

I'm not sure i'd want to live there though.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:44, archived)

I liked living in Glasgow.

Edinburgh looked nice, but we only visited a few times.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:26, archived)

I've been to Adelaide

There's nothing I'd go back for.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:37, archived)

Yep, I'm certainly here.

Not exactly thrilled with Julian Glover's recent articles, but then I'm not an economist.
I am, however, absolutely fukt.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:39, archived)

Movie quote quiz time?

No googling!
Easy to start with.

"We've been going about this all wrong. He's a sailor, he's in New York. Let's get this guy laid and there'll be no trouble."

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:51, archived)

this is like using all your life lines on the first question on millionaire, right?

clue?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:59, archived)

I'm guessing Midnight Cowboy.

But it is a guess.
Could be The Fisher King for all I fucking know.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:00, archived)

Comedy film, 1980s

(Goes for real, too)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:01, archived)

Weekend At Bernie's.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:06, archived)

Nope.

Another quote from the same film:

"She sleeps above her covers. FOUR FEET above her covers."

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:20, archived)

GB's!!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:24, archived)

Yep!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:34, archived)

any prizes?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:45, archived)

Set the next clue?

edit: ah.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:26, archived)

A film I've never seen, and never will?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:24, archived)

i've never seen jaws

none of them! ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:31, archived)

It's a wonderful film.

Very funny.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:35, archived)

I just watched Idiocracy, and it's not from that.

Just a tip.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:18, archived)

thanks, but your tip should've been

don't make the mistake i did. don't watch it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:23, archived)

There was a billboard that made the whole movie worth watching

IF YOU DON'T SMOKE TERYLLTONS, FUCK YOU!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:25, archived)

ha ha!

i see your point!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:31, archived)

Yeah, you may think it's 'easy'.

Not for people who dislike watching films, it isn't.
Not at all.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:22, archived)

Fair point.

I rarely get to see a new film as we can't get babysitters for our two and it's kinda lame going on my own.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:40, archived)

The last film i saw at the cinema recently was something utterly formulaic and forgettable

i did see Steve Bisley there though.
before that i saw Star Wars phantom menace :/

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:49, archived)

Megamind (twice, for the kids' birthdays),

District 9, Quantum of Solace and Casino Royale, which takes me to four films in five years.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:26, archived)

fookin' prawns!

i didn't care for that film. the amount of hype it got didn't help it either

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:35, archived)

I liked it.

It had great character developement, comedy violence, happy/sad ending and awesome mecha.
Maybe I'll quit chemistry to work on making an awesome mecha suit.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:40, archived)

*offers funding*

edit - sorry, if that was a bit insensitive

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:56, archived)

o__o

Pfft!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:15, archived)

Ok. Here's one. same rules apply

"Attaboy! I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you! Don't take no shit off nobody."

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:56, archived)

Aw crap.

Clue?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:27, archived)

err... hard, without giving it away

ok
edit - that should be "I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?"

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:29, archived)

Gah, some sort of mob movie...

(Haven't seen any, but) Scarface?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:30, archived)

ah, not a gangster fan.

ok, it's not scarface (typo just gave me an idea:D)
do you want me to tell you? it's one of the better gangster films imho

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:36, archived)

Godfather 1-12?

I don't know.

*sobs*

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:39, archived)

Goodfellas

another typo, another idea :D

another shite pic :/

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)

Ahhhhh.

I'll get to them eventually.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:15, archived)

i hadn't heard of until recently

then i realised he had the same name as the actor

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:56, archived)

Don't feel badly. I did a Quasimodo with someone, and it came out looking just like Quasimodo.

Ed Milliband? I don't even remember.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:23, archived)

you've not seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, have you?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:37, archived)

No and neither has Sea Tramp by the sound of it.

;)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:40, archived)

i think sea tramp's only seen the fisher king and midnight cowboy

but he wasn't really paying attention at the time ;)

You know what i was getting at with the KKBB, right?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:44, archived)

Nope, sorry.

Haven't seen it. Although it's apparently a Japanese colloquialism for James Bond.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:28, archived)

oh really?

hah ha

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:16, archived)

Sounds like a great movie.

It's sleeping mode for me. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:59, archived)

it has great dialogue

g'night

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:18, archived)

Import sleep.

if t > 0100 then:
sleep
else
drink

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 7:30, archived)

you forgot the variable

10/ if buddies are asleep, shave eyebrows, sleep
20/ if buddies are awake = stay awake longer
/goto 10

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 8:04, archived)

Stuff.

pretty damn big
completely fucking huge - seriously

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:49, archived)

Wow.

(I think we can take the 'jaw-dropping' response as standard by now)
This carries echoes of the film 'Night of the Demon'.
And is so impossibly fractal, it makes a gentleman's brain hurt a bit.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:54, archived)

For some strange reason,

I feel I need to say "Ngorny Karabach"
Not entirely sure why that may be the case; Although a large post-prandial glass of Somerset Pomona may be to blame.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:01, archived)

Well, sometimes it's hard to choose between Azerbaijan and Armenia.

The 'sheep' section of Woody Allen's 'Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask' might help sway your opinion.
Youtube it.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:10, archived)

This sounds like some decidedly contemporary investigation technique,

What is this YouTube of which you speak?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:14, archived)

It's a relatively new way to spend three hours waiting for something to buffer/load/happen

before seeing 30 seconds of a cat going "Meow".
It's the future.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:20, archived)

And I'm guessing this is the

future I need to be really scared of, yes?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:27, archived)

No, you need to be scared of the past first.

Namely 'Night of the Demon' and the portmanteau Woody Allen film aforementioned.
Then you can concentrate on being scared of the future.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:35, archived)

Trust me, I'm very very afraid of the future.

On a daily basis.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:46, archived)

The future is now,

but it's all going wrong.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:50, archived)

You know what?

You're right.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:54, archived)

You're damn right he's right.

Just gotta up my fear consumption quotient so I can fear the future too.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:59, archived)

I was quoting Matt Johnson.

Since the other night when people were talking about 'best song ever', I've been listening to the The a lot.
Best lyricist ever imho.
So, so prescient, etc...

and here's a link if you're so mad you've never checked him out:
www.youtube.com/artist?a=GxdCwVVULXcgHoShXLgfSsbDSJ3Licqb&feature=watch_video_title

scroll down to 'perfect' - best song evah

3rd edit: not the best version, though. Bear with me and I''l find it...

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:04, archived)

Sir, You're a star.

Matt Johnson rules. Utterly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:07, archived)

There you go - best version:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTMyGn0NTmI&feature=related

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:10, archived)

I'm glad you agree,

astoundingly under-appreciated artist.

I don't even usually concern myself with whatever some singer is blathering about.

But this man is brilliant.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:12, archived)

Now, that's frustrating.

It took more than 10 minutes to load that link, and it turned out to be an index of links.

I know I've droned on about Matt Johnson's "Heartland", "Sweet Bird of Truth", "This Is The Day" and so on, and about how prescient he is, but I had no idea he was still pumping stuff out.
Maybe I need to just give it some buffering time.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:20, archived)

10 minutes?

Are you on dial-up?

I'm in deepest, darkest, mid-wales and it pops up like my cock did when I was 17.

/drunk

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:22, archived)

I'm sitting up in bed,

headphones on, listening to teh Teh back catalogue, imagining 2 or 3 other b3tans doing the same.
Wondering how all those years slipped by, un-remarked upon and only latterly appreciated.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:31, archived)

You, sir

are a star, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:37, archived)

Well, sir,

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:14, archived)

this is still one of my fav pics

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:50, archived)

Heartland

Almost as much as www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK3uf5V0pDA
Really tripping out into the past.

Seriously happy days.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:33, archived)

Now this,

reminds me of my best friend from school. He was mad for this band when we were nippers.
Only school friend I'm still in touch with...

edit: just saw your sig - can't imagine yet how that must feel, must be awful. Hope you have people around to help ameliorate the pain.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:36, archived)

Not as such.

I'm on my employers' wi-fi connection, which I suppose I ought to be grateful for, but even the most straightforward F5 is quite a hefty undertaking.
And trying to see a youtube clip? Fucking hell, see you next Tuesday.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:37, archived)

Oh. I see.

You're smash monkey's comedy account. ;-) lol lmao roflcopter 7w47, etc

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)

If I was Smash Monkey's comedy account I'd blatantly tell people that I'm logging off and going to sleep.

Usually around the time that prick Sea Tramp turns up.
But... OK, I'm Smash Monkey's comedy account.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:54, archived)

this must be an 'aahh' situation

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:12, archived)

TAKE THOSE HEADPHONES OFF, YOU DRUNKEN ARSE !

The The were almost deliberately trebly on purpose. Hardly any bass.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:19, archived)

I'm not deliberately setting out to disagree.

But if someone just happens to talk nonsense, I find it hard to pretend otherwise.

wut? ok. you gots me, can't type with any fluidity - too hard, prolly stop soon

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:25, archived)

I regret calling you an arse, llort.

I don't really think you are one.
The only excuse I can offer is that I'm smashed out of my face.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:33, archived)

I was in no way upset by your comments,

but thx for your apology anyway.
I think I've been witness to enough of your sardonic wit not to take offence.
Anyhoo - gonna line up some the the on youtube and climb the wooden hill to beddington.
Y'all take care now, y'hear?

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:40, archived)

If I didn't live in a flat, I'd use that line on the kids.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:42, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Bj8wrXslk

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)

Nice idea.

btw, I only learned a few weeks ago that 'Stop Your Sobbing' was a Kinks song.
Gobsmacked, I was.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:50, archived)

can i add some alternative to this 80's thing you've got going on here

'89 www.myspace.com/wonderfulbrokenthing/music/songs/Birds-Fly-High-26084250

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:26, archived)

No.

I clicked the link, got some pic of idiots in costumes, the music didn't start,
and then...
I realised it was murdochspace and I hit my backspace like the overworked bitch she is,,, No No No

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:35, archived)

ah, give me a couple of min's

i upload it to ewetube

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:39, archived)

ok, it's processing right now

should be ready in a min
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5P8Lc-ex08
i'm thinkning it was more effort than it really deserved and nobody'll really like it anyway. ah well

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:49, archived)

'tis ready

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:54, archived)

Okay.

Can I recommend the violent femmes to you,
I imagine they were the inspiration for this bunch.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:55, archived)

As in "Where can I get just one fuck?"

Lovely.
By the way, I just bought a copy of The The's "Infected" for 46 pence plus postage.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:07, archived)

good

we should rename gayshift

the the shift

can't type. g'night

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:12, archived)

g'night/day

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:16, archived)

good call

i like it, but i think i'd prefer it they didn't sound so... clean?
just pinched a bit of their vid for a gif though :D

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:12, archived)

maybe get mcRad to cover them and i'd be happy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FymG6nX4Oxs

saying that, i just listened to Kiss Off, which i like

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 5:15, archived)

turning up the fear a notch

my son made me do this

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:42, archived)

hahah - fuck - hahahah

I used to love that. Mostly for the feme toon, but still. That's brilliantly silly.
How old is your son?

/idle curiosity not a pederast blog

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:46, archived)

he's three

we've no idea where he's got 6 feet underwear from :/ i mean, we're watchihg it of an evening, but well after he goes to bed.
i can't even rememvber why he said, but it was funny. i felt i had to share

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:55, archived)

ahh

my daughter's not yet 2, so not quite up to that kind of confusing post-modernist interjection.

But my 3yr old niece called me mouldy-head today when I cut my hair short, because she got confused with baldy-head.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:06, archived)

ha ha! mouldy head

joe comes out with some of the best things. bear in mind he's 3

mum "would like some orange juice?"
joe "errrmm.. no thanks, i'll stick with my water........... thanks for the offer though"

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:20, archived)

brilliant

2 years ago, I wouldn't have given a crap, but having your own child makes all those clichés come true.
These days I am actually interested in what other people's children do.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:30, archived)

right!

have you discovered the developmental olympics yet?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:51, archived)

Fuck yeah,

we are so winning them:
4 word sentence at 13 months? Game over...

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:58, archived)

wow

your artwork is always amazing, well done that man, new pc background.

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FIEND, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:18, archived)

Thank you, Mr Fiend!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:26, archived)

nice!

is it taking off, or releasing evil?

ning everyone

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:29, archived)

Oh, releasing evil...

Almost a given :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:31, archived)

ah, i should've made the connection, Basingstoke>evil

it's still early and i'm lacking caffeine

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:36, archived)

Basingstoke was a sop.

Get yourself some good coffee, sir :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:44, archived)

sop?

is that like geoff?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:41, archived)

I'm now officially not in touch

with what you"re saying...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:47, archived)

of course you're not

i didn't know what you meant with sop. i thought you maybe meant it was in some way a throw away location.
like, if i don't know somebody's name when i'm telling a story, i'll call them Geoff

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:53, archived)

I say!

Rather pretty, that.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:33, archived)

Rotterdam or anywhere...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:40, archived)

Oh, for heaven's sake.

Quoting The Beautiful South is just fucking evil.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 3:57, archived)

Maybe,

but Jacqui Abbott is worth being reminded about.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:20, archived)

Touche.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Apr 2011, 4:40, archived)

kinda busy board for a late Sunday

Click for bigger
Click for similar nonsense

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:48, archived)

good job pedro, i love these

you have to get little plastic models of them into production

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:50, archived)

Thanks!

I actually plan on stealing the bodies of each of these celebs once they've lost their lives, and inventing 'RealBratz'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:59, archived)

Sounds like you're planning on them dying young.

The idea of buying plastic models of the corpses of dead, elderly celebrities with exaggerated limbs and heads gives me mixed emotions.

Mind you, the idea of buying plastic models of the corpses of dead, young celebrities with exaggerated limbs and heads gives me mixed emotions.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:08, archived)

hmmm

well, if they're old, I will call then TwiztedGalz or something

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:23, archived)

hahaha

You and your perfectly-balanced, good-old-fashioned sense of romance.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:31, archived)

It's delightfully busy, isn't it?

The only pisser was that Professor Kenny Martin showed up for the first time in ages (yay) only for some twat to suddenly start trolling almost immediately afterwards (boooooo).

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:55, archived)

*pssst*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:10, archived)

Oh, so it was you, was it?

Grunty, I don't know whether to dance or make a rubbish picture.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:16, archived)

What was me?

I only just got here.
I've been out for a lovely dinner, and have been rendering hideous dystopias for you.

What's occurring?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:17, archived)

Prof KM turned up. Mass rejoicing, cos everybody loves it when he's knocking about and it's great to see him again.

The very next thread (and the one after that) was somebody being a twat.
Either pretending to be an ultra-right-wing American nutcase or actually one.
But apart from that, it's been a lovely evening on the board. Lots of pics. Fun.

Giz a hideous dystopia! We're relying on you.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:28, archived)

Feckers! Why I oughta....

On the subject of Hideous Dystopias:
You want one?
Do you?
Do you really?

'Cos I've got one waiting...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:33, archived)

G'wan, slap it on the board, you old tart.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:40, archived)

Oh, alright then...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:46, archived)

Foot fetishists fantasy female.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:00, archived)

FFFF!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:02, archived)

these are fantastic :D

woo

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FIEND, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:04, archived)

Once again, marvellous stuff!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:12, archived)

:DD

love these

(herman:D, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:33, archived)

Oh hai imchoked

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:38, archived)

i messed up his catchphrase slightly

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:38, archived)

he slightly catchphrases his messed up i

So that's OK then

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:41, archived)

heheheh

how is pope formed?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:46, archived)

the cut will be absorbed by it being a pope

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:48, archived)

Anyone'd think you were posting with some kind of satirical intent.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:38, archived)

maybe i am

OR MAYBE I'M IMCHOCKED

MAYBE YOU ARE, NO YOU ARE EVIL POPE!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:39, archived)

I can't be arsed to be EVIL POPE, Rory.

That's a young man's game.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:45, archived)

i'm 26, young enough

i'm evil pope

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:47, archived)

Well, it's good to have a bit of ambition.

Keep on, you might be able to destroy the entire planet one day ;)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:51, archived)

Please john we need to teleport this night my shit on the desk of the pope

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Shlvng, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:57, archived)

Yes.

All fine here.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:13, archived)

THE POPE IS DOPE

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 2:36, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)

Pffft.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:08, archived)

pff

haha wonderful :D

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FIEND, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:09, archived)

I was about to type pfffft! but that seems to be taken...

So please accept this "Arf!"

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:10, archived)

There appears to be some kind of supernatural interference going on here.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:10, archived)

Holy EGA

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:18, archived)

A bit sophisticated for me.

I've always found CGA more theologically relevant.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:21, archived)

VGA came with the Enlightenment

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:24, archived)

Awww, if only I weren't a stranger to reason. I could get better colours.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:27, archived)

Trinity EMI

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:22, archived)

Woo

I seem to have broken a few toes, do I go to hospital now or in the morning?

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)

Are they your toes?

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DogHorse plop, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:15, archived)

let me check...

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:15, archived)

yes they are

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:16, archived)

Ah.

Then yes, you should go to hospital now or in the morning.

/helpful

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DogHorse plop, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:17, archived)

more helpful than nhs direct

“does it hurt when you bend it“ of course it hurts

I'll go after a wank and some sleep

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:31, archived)

fuck better go

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:18, archived)

LOL

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:15, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:16, archived)

awww, poor guybrush

perfect timing for this

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:18, archived)

haha

any time is a good time

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10401323

(herman:D, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:18, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:19, archived)

YOU MUST DEFEAT THE HOLY GHOST TO STAND A CHANCE

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)

Holy Ghost was actually a mistranslation when the game was localised into Chinese

from ancient Aramaic and then into English, it actually means *circumcised penis blast" which was the name of an attack rather than a divine entity.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:31, archived)

^ needs more Tsattatststatstssssttatsttrrrr

obscure, but highly trendy, hip and cool pop-culture references. All done in unnecessary CAPITALS. Because it's cool, innit.

Edit: That looks as though it's you I'm having a pop at, which I'm really not. Apologies - it's late....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:16, archived)

it's cool

and the capitals are necessary, it's the CAPCOM way

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:24, archived)

Bless you,

I'm with you completely :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:27, archived)

this

wins.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:11, archived)

HAHAHA

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Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)

hahaha

very Capcom

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 16:33, archived)

2 1

(99pence didn't wake up until, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:33, archived)

you may reset the timer before putting money in by pressing a button

... that was my thinking. If it had gone all the way to 2, 1... then it's game over... or maybe having to explain jokes, then explaining them extracts the humour. It's just a picture. Thanks for your helpful input.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:46, archived)

No.

Thank you.

(99pence didn't wake up until, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:58, archived)

all it needs is the sonic drowning song

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:16, archived)

Just playing - I am clearly avoiding what I want to be doing.

Which is odd.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 23:51, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

lovely effect :D *click*

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FIEND, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 23:57, archived)

Is it a rottwhirler?

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DogHorse plop, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:00, archived)

Haha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:30, archived)

yay!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)

Hahaha

Oddly hypnotic.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)

^this

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FIEND, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)

spinner spaniel?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:07, archived)

A cocker spinial?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)

a rotatian?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:17, archived)

So.

*pulls up chair in bleak interrogation room, which makes a horrible, grating noise as it's dragged across the floor*

What do you 'clearly' want to be doing?

And why is it odd?

.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:08, archived)

judging by his internet output over the last 5-6 years

oddness is most probable, though this is obviously a highly subjective measure.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:10, archived)

Yes.

Which is why he's being held here under these special measures.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)

oddbar.co.uk/

(herman:D, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:17, archived)

nice one

very watchable

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:18, archived)

I like this hypnosis

I shall stare some more

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 0:26, archived)

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